Thread 33634981

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything!

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33631923

Sex

I don't hate women anymore.
Foids: Thank you for being patient with me, I'm going to do better.

state gender
how does this make you feel

Girl whose name starts with M, you looked very beautiful today. I loved seeing your tanned tummy. If our paths cross again, I hope one of us can say something.

>>33634984
With children
And kill them

Women are almost exclusively liberal and are hugely responsible for the destruction of 1st world society.

>>33634995
Everyone is born a liberal

why is workplace flirting such a touchy topic and gets women jumping on the roof when adressed as not being a nice to indulge in regarding their partners?
things like a job wife/husband even for joking is some vile shit to do all day long when the other isnt around

>>33635004
I am confused

foids
what goes on in pilates classes

>>33635002
It's not completely women's fault that they are like this. The communist mind virus (cultural marxism) has infected much of society and now women are seen as in the "oppressed" class. Which means they are coddled and doted on from birth.

They are like children with weak parents.

I'm black and I have a strong taste for white and latino men

>>33635013
What is cultural marxism?

>>33635004
Speak english you ESL

>>33634985
LARP?

>>33635014
Very cool, thank you for your service

>>33635014
What do you think about asian men?

>>33635022
Never met one

>>33635014
Hi blacky

>>33635008
people who are married or in relationships usually still flirt at work and it's commonly accepted behavior under the guise of light hearted banter with sexual tension yet no one wants to openly admit that last aspect.
in my opinion this is betrayal to your significant other.
women get very defensive and resort to gaslighting when it is pointed out.
how come

>>33635030
Because flirting is fun?

>>33635016
cultural marxism is a mind virus (bad idea) which has been spreading much like how a real virus would spread.

It is the idea that everyone in society can be separated into 2 categories: "oppressed" and "oppressor".

The "oppressed" are seen as fundamentally good and the "oppressor" is seen as fundamentally evil.

Examples of "oppressed": Women, blacks, LGBT, atheist, muslim.

Examples of "oppressor": White, rich, christian, straight.

>>33635004
>why is workplace flirting such a touchy topic and gets women jumping on the roof when adressed as not being a nice to indulge in regarding their partners?
Retardation, sorry you have to deal with that anon

>>33635018
No. When I look back at some of the thoughts I was having it doesn't even feel like the same person. Honestly, I think I was just more shaken up by my breakup than I was willing to admit to myself. I still don't understand why she did some of the things that she did or said, but I've realized how unfair it is to project that on all women as a whole. Anyways I don't want to waste your time with an unsolicited blog, I just wanted to apologize to the foids itt for the nasty comments.

>>33634985
character development

Does this make me chad

>>33635037
>I think I was just more shaken up by my breakup
Phew, for a second I thought you were Ihatewomen anon.

>>33635040
is he cute

>>33635042
It’s a girl who messaged me, she seems alright

>>33635040
Is she fat? Be honest

>>33635044
Are you cute

Other than a suicide bombing, what do you think the most disruptive way to kill yourself is?

Why can a haircut make you look so much better, it is just hair

>>33635046
Doesn’t look like it
>>33635049
Yeah

>>33635051
A mass shooting.
Killing some high ranking politician.

>>33635053
I don't know but I feel like I look better with long hair

>>33635053
The same way being trimmed or cleanly shaven a dick and pussy look far superior too.
It's not "just hair".

Men, do you care about financial/class differences? I have a crush on a guy, our dads are childhood friends but their family is very well off and my mom thinks I shouldn't pursue him for that reason. For the record I can earn a similar or even higher salary than him with my degree

>>33635034
you dont mind your partner doing the same all day of the week when you're not around then?
>>33635036
it's cool, Iused with someone a couple years agl who did it with like so many guys there was dozens of different names and would tell me about it like it's nothing. I chose to bounce instead of putting up with it.
I have only recently noticed that many engaged people do it at my workplace as well. and sometimes it's borderline foreplay in public
very cringe and retarded indeed

>>33635054
Why do cute boys post here when i can't have them :( It's not fair.

What is the ideal body shape for a woman (you want to marry & sex) ?

Do females unironically browse this board? I can't even imagine what kind of "lovely creature" female browses this dump

>>33635063
I’m extremely mentally ill, you wouldn’t want me

>>33635061
>their family is very well off and my mom thinks I shouldn't pursue him for that reason.
Your mom's a cunt.

>>33635004
I agree it's trashy to flirt with people at work when you have a partner
Otherwise depending on the job setting I don't think it's a big deal desu
>>33635014
Hey shawty wyd
>>33635040
That is a bit of a chad moment desu
>>33635046
Nta, this happened to me when I got fired from a job, the girl was fat but cute, she got me drunk at a party and then I slept over with her and refused sex, then she ghosted me when I asked her on a date
These hoez ain't playing

>>33635069
>I’m extremely mentally ill,
So is everyone else here, what makes you different

>>33635066
They're all SA victims lol

>>33635064
50 inch ass and triple G cups.

>>33635062
Probably would

>>33635066
Yeah, I got pics from several of them.
Plus the public posts.

>>33635061
No I don't care at all, although I am poor so it's a bit of an insecurity I won't lie. Like I assume a girl who isn't working class wouldn't want anything to do with me, but ik everyone is different. My highschool gf was really rich but still very down to earth

>>33635066
Fat, ugly, a bitch, mentally ill, or an unholy combination of the above (t. F)

>>33635073
no wonder they are all liberal. Liberals don't reproduce by sex. (they think humans are destroying the planet). They reproduce by SA lmao.

>>33635016
a meme from like 10 years ago coined by jordan coma peterson

>>33635072
I don’t know. I’m an avoidant piece of shit nowadays, I can barely form a coherent conversation

>>33635080
Which are you?

>>33635084
That's everyone here...
What makes you cute?

I turned thirty this year and haven't been on a date in six years. The last time I had anything close to action was when I turned down a girl who wanted to fuck me at my buddy's wedding, five years ago.
I haven't had any coworkers since 2019, and there are no third places here. Super lonely today. Whoops this wasn't a question.

>>33635066
This site isn't le edgy underground hacker anime forum desu, especially boards like this which are pretty reddit-tier. I heard a stacy IRL once mention how she used to post on 4chan. I'm sure some of the oldfag anons here are the autist weeb type but especially a lot of the young collegefags here seem pretty normal desu

>>33635087
I have a chad face, sharp jaw and all that crap. I have curly blonde hair and dark blue eyes

>>33635084
>I’m an avoidant piece of shit nowadays
Then I hope you tell her you don't want to hang out with her.

>>33635091
Have you dated before? How do I meet and ask you out irl

My gf is bi and has jerked me off to lesbians making out. But she's really insecure and jealous. How do I get her to agree to a threesome?

>>33635070
She's just insecure, don't be that harsh
>>33635078
I am working class too, I don't really care because my experience is that everything will work out if a family works together. I'm more concerned about being looked down on or being seen as a shallow gold digger

>>33635089
Sorry to hear that my guy
Hope yoy have a restful and nice evening anyways
Are there no bars in your town? Monday nights are usually pretty dead, as a bartender I'm always happy to chat to another lonely depressed fuck lol
>>33635097
>threesome
>really insecure and jealous
Good luck with that one
Also bi != poly
Idk has she alluded to it or whatever

>>33635087
>That's everyone here...
Cope.

>>33635092
Too avoidant for that, and people are telling me I have to get back out there anyway
>>33635095
I have, yeah.
> How do I meet and ask you out irl
I live in the middle of nowhere, Canada, might be a long trek for that, plus I hide in my apartment all day

>>33635102
>plus I hide in my apartment all day
What do you do in there

>>33635099
>concerned about being looked down on or being seen as a shallow gold digger
People will think what they wanna think but at the end of the day fuck em. If the person likes you and you're a compatible happy couple honestly finances really don't matter imo as long as you can make ends meet. Don't let your mom and other people get in your head. Iktf the kind of insular culture with fellow poors feeling inferior to the rich etc. but don't let it hold you back from a good person

>>33635085
Fat, mentally ill and occasionally a bitch

>>33635100
>Also bi != poly
MKG made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.

>>33635105
And now you want to get the Canadian pretty boy? :3

>>33635106
Wow machine gun kelly should be a cumedian lol frfr

>>33635100
>Are there no bars in your town?
There are two, and I'm certainly limiting my options by not going out to them, but they're just not really my scene. Appreciate the well wishes, though. I know it won't always be this bad.

>>33635111
That's fair, no use in forcing yourself to do something you won't enjoy. At least you know what you can potentially fix to get some action lol. Yeah, everything is transient, sometimes you just have to ride the course

>>33635103
Listen to music, draw and write, smoke weed, cry, read theology, sometimes gaming when I have the energy
When I’m not hiding, I go on hikes outside the city

Women, why is it that a woman can disown the pornstar lifestyle, but keep all the money?

Why does she disown only the bad parts and keep the good parts? Shouldn't she donate all the money to a good cause?

>>33635115
Nta but what do you like to draw?
Also interesting comment about gaming lol which is less effort imo than creative hobbies

>>33635115
Pretty nice besides the weed lol
Do you even want a girlfriend? What's your type?

>>33635118
NAG but surely you can apply this logic to any job? At least it's honest work getting paid for a porn shoot lmao, not like most of them get residuals. I mean you have people like Sasha Grey lol who take their pornstar days in stride and have given loads of money to charity

Women are just jealous that they don't have a body part that can grow and shrink

>>33635119
Awful, no good comics like this (the least offensive one)
> interesting comment about gaming lol
I’m a perfectionist, someone who goes for all achievements. I can’t stand sucking at games, so it’s pretty rigid for me
>>33635122
> Do you even want a girlfriend?
Dunno anymore. My life’s dream was to have a wife and kids. I want to have someone who I can make happy. Maybe that’s how I still feel, underneath the shit
>What’s your type?
I am pretty open, my dating history is varied
I’m just very hesitant because of how much self loathing I have

Is it bad if I resorted to telling my girlfriend what she wants to hear all the time? Communication never seems to work and I just don't care anymore.

>>33635128
>they don't have a body part that can grow and shrink
Idk after a few drinks I notice her brain sometimes shrinks jk

>>33635128
They wish they could helicopter show people bird's eggs that they found

>>33635100
Threesome != poly
We've discussed it. She's into the idea but thinks she'd get too jealous. She doesn't want a third in the relationship, but she's open to a FWB-esque situation with a third.

>>33635128
>he doesn't know

where do people even hang out? people (normies) always say that i should put myself out there but where exactly?

>>33635131
Is he gonna push her off the ledge or something jk
That's cute though
As a kid I used to draw so many comics...
Have you thought about doing a webcomic or something?
>someone who goes for all achievements
Iktf, I also used to do speedrunning and stuff which is fun but kind of exhausting. These days I try to balance grinding hard games/achievements with just playing through stuff casually (Crash Bandicoot 4 106% is a bitch...)
>My life’s dream was to have a wife and kids. I want to have someone who I can make happy
Well, you shouldn't give up on your dreams breh. But I guess don't get all doomer either. Especially if you have chad looks and have your own apartment etc. you prolly just need to meet more people at some point. What mental illness do you have?

>>33635138
I really don't

Women, when did you first want sex?

>>33635136
>She's into the idea but thinks she'd get too jealous
Probably best to avoid it then
>>33635139
Most normies I know hang out with their friends, go to bars, clubs, and other activities and daytrips etc. going to the mall or beach
I work at a bar and personally don't understand the appeal of paying for overpriced drinks and interacting with other people but I'm a miserable cunt so

>>33635131
>I’m just very hesitant because of how much self loathing I have
Where does that stem from? I would expect attractive people to be hypersocialized from being raised in a supporting environment

>>33635097
Don't justify her insecurities, anon.

>>33635149
>but I'm a miserable cunt so
You're literally a normie that partied every week bro

>>33635155
Speedrunners are normies?

>>33635118
men, why is it that men can disown the fisherman lifestyle, and keep all the money?

men, why is it that men can disown the cashier lifestyle, and keep all the money?

men, why is it that men can quit job and not give me all their money as penance for working

>>33635141
> Have you thought about doing a webcomic or something?
Mate I can’t draw. I purposefully chose that because my comics are horrendous and it was the least ugly.
> What mental illness do you have?
I’ve never been to a doctor, but it seems like ADHD and depression. There’s definitely CPTSD in there. I’m a mess lol
>>33635151
> I would expect attractive people to be hypersocialized from being raised in a supporting environment
You’d think so, but I didn’t have a supporting environment whatsoever. Neither of my parents wanted me. I used to think about how lucky I was to have a dick, because my dad would’ve definitely walked out on me like he did with my sisters. My mother only trotted me out of the basement to show me off, then stuck me back there. I kinda just exist to others as a stoic who wants to be left alone, so they do so. Made my own prison, you know?

>>33635149
>Most normies I know hang out with their friends, go to bars, clubs, and other activities and daytrips etc. going to the mall or beach
>I work at a bar and personally don't understand the appeal of paying for overpriced drinks and interacting with other people but I'm a miserable cunt so
oh man, yeah bars don't sound very appealing do people still go to the mall? that doesn't sound too bad

Men, why do you sometimes favor one titty over the other? What did my left titty do to get neglected?

I have been informed by my mutual friend and fellow gymbro that in 10 months, my gym crush is quitting her job to become a globe trotter to "find herself" for a year and that I need to make my move before this happens. He offered me her phone number, but I already have her on instagram and told him that'd be weird. What is the correct course of action?

>>33635155
I'm not a normie lol
OK I will admit my party days were fun lol. But it was more about the music and substance abuse for me desu than making friends. I never talked to any of those people ever again once I stopped partying

>>33635146
I became curious around the time I hit puberty but I didn't actually start wanting to have sex until I was 20. I'm in my late twenties now but I've never been in a relationship

>>33635161
>Men, why do you sometimes favor one titty over the other? What did my left titty do to get neglected?
I'm right handed.

>>33635161
interesting I usually go for the left

>>33635132
fuck yes that's bad

>>33635159
:(
Do you enjoy physical touch?

>>33635149
>Probably best to avoid it then
No
>>33635154
I won't, I just think it'll be much more fun. And I'm not dying before I try it at least once.

>>33635170
Your left or my left

>>33635161
I want to put my face right in the middle and just rest there

>>33635173
I dissociate due to trauma. Classically cringe shit. I wish I could enjoy physical touch, though. I enjoy giving it a lot

>>33635175
Your mom's left

>>33635176
The only time I don't hate a centrist

>>33635177
You sound really sweet, anon

>>33635161
>>33635169
>I'm right handed.
Oh shit, I'm retarded. My right is your left. Is your dude a leftie?

>>33635175
your left obviously, we're talking about the left one right?

>>33635160
>do people still go to the mall?
Yeah, when I was at college and lived near a big mall I used to often go with a fren to get boba tea or noodles or look at manga or whatever lol
>>33635169
I'm left handed so always start with the left titty personally
I give both equal attention so one doesn't get sad jk
>>33635159
Well desu having fun ideas and style is more important than being able to draw "well", lots of great comics and cartoons have kinda janky primitive styles
Sorry about the ADHD/depression/CPTSD (tfw been diagnosed with all three), you can pursue help for it though breh
>>33635151
>attractive people to be hypersocialized from being raised in a supporting environment
This isn't always the case lol. I still love her but I was raised by an abusive single mother who was a Stacy so she got away with a lot. Coupled with undiagnosed ADHD and bipolar in school and constantly getting in trouble and it was a pretty miserable time. Then as you get older people assume certain things about you if you're decent looking and assume the worst when they get to know you (e.g. "wow there must be something really wrong with him if he's still a virgin" or whatever)

>>33635179
>The only time I don't hate a centrist
You hate rightists, too.

my cock is so retarded, it won't stop drooling :3

>>33635172
Well shit. Thanks for replying.

>>33635187
what does this poster look like i wonder

>>33635181
Thanks, anon. Reading that made me feel guilty and want to cry
I appreciate you, you’re very sweet too

>>33635082
>a meme from like 10 years ago coined by jordan coma peterson
It was actually William Lind

>>33635146
I "wanted" sex at 14 the same way I wanted to be a famous mangaka and play guitar in a pop band.
I actually started looking at men and thinking "I want his penis inside my vagina" around age 30.
I had a long-term relationship in my twenties and I did have sex in it but that was mainly due to peer pressure and social expectations, not because I felt any desire for the act in and of itself.

Women, should I get A10 eyes?

>>33635163
>quitting her job to become a globe trotter to "find herself" for a year
I mean if you want something serious with her honestly I'd forget it. If you just want to smash then hit her up on Instagram and use her leaving as an excuse to go for drinks and try to rizz her or whatever. I knew a girl at an old workplace kinda like this, gorgeous girl with bpd who didn't want anything serious but I think definitely would've been dtf based on the way she dragged me around at work parties etc. like a puppy and sent me slutty outfits pics. She travelled and eventually stayed in Italy and got with a guy there happily ever after (last I checked anyway) lol, happy for her

>>33635193
How do you get through life while being so gay and retarded?

>>33635200
NAG but I have light grey/blue eyes and it fucking sucks honestly, I can barely see when the sun's out unless I wear sunglasses. Except my eyelashes are too long to wear most sunglasses comfortably so I suffer

>>33635183
Yeah because it's become the he man women hater's party. Fix your shit. I hate immigrants and am financially conservative the only left issue I vote on is abortion because I'm not an incubator

>>33635202
I wonder this myself, I think it’s the halo effect.

>>33635192
what are you implying anon?

>>33635202
Pretty privilege

>>33635193
Aw don't feel guilty, do you not get told that often? I'd tell you that everyday.

>>33635205
what the fuck is your problem? did you mean to reply to someone else?

Women, if you became a man but had a choice in sexuality, would you choose to be straight or gay?

>>33635212
Yeah scroll up it's clear who that was meant for. Chill

>>33635177
RIP, sorry to hear that
How do you dissociate?
I still get it sometimes if someone shouts at me or looks like they're gonna raise a fist. Shit just starts zooming in and out and spinning like I'm super waved lol

>>33635205
Lol, retard

>>33635204
Nta but you probably have astigmatism or some shit. Do you see stars/rays around lights at night?

Women, what was the last response you got to a nude?

>>33635218
>Women, what was the last response you got to a nude?
"what the fuck is your problem? did you mean to reply to someone else?"

>>33635213
Straight, I lowkey don't want to be loved by men because y'all are terrible at it.

>>33635221
Based misandrist

>>33635220
Where is the nude

>>33635213
Straight. Men are dangerous and as a man myself, I couldn't rely on other men to keep my degeneracy and whoredom in check.

>>33635211
> do you not get told that often?
I do, but I feel like a fraud. I have anger issues and terrible emotional coping skills. Which I am working on, but that’s the essence of the guilt. I am not perfect so I am disgusting

John Cena's ex is a divorced single mother now LOL
>Nikki began dating John Cena in 2012.
>On April 15, 2018, the couple called off the engagement and canceled their wedding, which was planned for May 5, 2018.

>She began dating her Season 25 Dancing with the Stars partner and Russian dancer Artem Chigvintsev in January 2019.
>On January 3, 2020, the couple became engaged.
>On July 31, 2020, Nikki gave birth to their first child, a son. The couple married on August 26, 2022.
>On August 29, 2024, Chigvintsev was booked into Napa County Jail on a felony domestic violence charge which involved him inflicting corporal injury on a spouse.
>Almost two weeks after Chigvintsev's arrest, on September 11, 2024, Nikki filed for divorce.

Cena dodged a bullet and she is now used goods. Never date a girl whose ex was abusive or if she got cheated on.

Fuck yea, I love when Chad gets the hypergamous foidlet.

>>33635233
Me too! It's so hot :3

>>33635201
I swear I can fix her she's just an autist who's aimless after graduating and she just needs MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anons of either sex, do you ever feel like you have so much love to give but there are too few people who deserve it?

>>33635233
that doesnt happen

>>33634585
>I might ghost my new job and max out my cc and line of credit and then kill myself
Don't do that shit, bro.

>>33635217
>astigmatism
Yeah I got this in my left eye apparently, runs in the family
Haven't been to an eye doctor in many years lol
>Do you see stars/rays around lights at night?
Yeah I do sometimes, but I'm a nutcase who hallucinates a lot of shit so it's hard to know what's a mere visual blip or a mental projection

This is why I don’t watch TV, guys. One episode of The Sopranos and I’m spiralling hard

M, need some advice

I was outside this morning and I found out that it's actually a woman who picks up my garbage, like a full blown female sanitation worker, and not even like a grungy old one either. I feel incredibly violated by this and I think I should have an option to be able to throw stuff away without a woman knowing what kinds of garbage I have, she probably paws through it and laughs with her friends about it later. Is this the kind of thing I should reach out to the city about or just politely tell her to swap routes or what?

>>33635239
>Anons of either sex, do you ever feel like you have so much love to give but there are too few people who deserve it?
That's sounds kind of narcissistic.

>>33635213
Straight. Gay men can't love they are led by their cocks

>>33635239
No, what a stupid thing that would be to think

>>33635241
Already ghosted

>>33635244
Got a lot of tissues in there, anon?

>>33635232
It only ended it with Cena apparently because he didn't want kids (whereas she did). And then Artem Chigvintsev turned out to be a wife batter I guess. But it's her fault innit, nice ragebait kek

>>33635239
F
No. I have so much love in my heart and soul and there so many people I care about.

>>33635243
which one was it? If it was the finale don't worry Tony moves to Florida after it goes black and then a few years later Walter White moves there too after they fix his gunshot wounds and cancer, also Joker moves there and Joker 2 was just a dream.

>>33635218
the last time i did that he started deliriously talking at me about how sexy i was and that he wasnt thinking straight and all kinds of stuff like he was drunk. it was kinda funny and endearing i guess.

>>33635249
Apologize to them, and make emends.

Do women also get stressed when they don't jerk off?

>>33635243
The one with tracie?

>>33635243
Sopranos is intense lol, what are you spiralling about g
>>33635244
>it's actually a woman who picks up my garbage, like a full blown female
Anon learns today that not every woman is an e-girl influencer and some have real jobs

>>33635251
I mean, she chose the wife beater.

>>33635250
I have thrown out some sex toys and stuff and I'd have probably used a nearby dumpster at a restaurant or something if I knew a woman was the trash person for my block.

>>33635205
>I will have unprotected sex all I want and I demand the right to kill the babies I irresponsibly bring into existence because I'm not an incubator, mmmkay?

>>33635245
>narcissistic
I mean maybe but I'm mostly coming from a place of hurt
>>33635247
Noted, f ror m? I'd guess m.

>>33635231
Maybe seeing a therapist would help? You said you've never been to a doctor before. I think even a regular checkup would be good for you

>>33635253
No, it was 2x11
>>33635255
Uhm, no?
>>33635258
2x11
>>33635259
You saw it bro

>>33635257
yup

>>33635252
I'm glad people like you exist.

>>33635264
Yeah, M
There are so many wonderful and deserving people in the world
You probably just hang out with dickheads

>>33635244
why would she give a fuck about (You)? nobody goes through your garbage, that's gross, and not interesting to anyone.

>>33635239
m

I feel the opposite, I have too many people I owe love and affection to and too little time and energy to honor them properly

>>33635266
Please reconsider, anon. I'll pray for you.

>>33635263
>dude take birth control even though us men refuse to develop a pill but us because we don't want the side effects and it'll cause cancer
Um... no?
>fuck me anyways with a condom
Sure, I wanna fuck
>reee it broke take plan b
Christ I guess if I have to
>still pregnant somehow
Yeet

>>33635265
I’m not sure if I can afford it. I do have some basic diagnostic papers I got from a walk in clinic. They said to go back for blood work, intimidating.
I forgot to mention this
> I'd tell you that everyday.
Very sweet, that made me smile, thank you anon. Your words help

>>33635239
>do you ever feel like you have so much love to give
No
>>33635266
The calm before the storm...
>>33635231
Fuck being perfect and fuck the ego. Just give it your best

>>33635213
Don’t know, but I would definitely be trans. I want to be a woman

>>33635278
>us men refuse to develop a pill
the side effects for a male birth control pill are pretty bad, our reproductive system doesn't have a "resting phase" we can just stall it in like yours does.

>>33635146
16, but have done nothing to get it. Still virgin

>>33635273
>You probably just hang out with dickheads
Yeah I used to. I need to meet more of those wonderful deserving people but I have to stop being a bitter dickhead first

>>33635239
f, yes, i feel like i wasted my love for years. i loved people who didn't care about me at all. it wasn't until i found someone who really loved me that i even understood how badly id been taken advantage of

>>33635257
uhh I'm a man and I don't get stressed when I don't jerk off, is that normal?

So foids, who abused her?
her parents?
Someone else?

>she hated the sound of her first name and would recoil if someone used it
>she wanted to be pretty but never around other people, preferring to stay unwashed and stinky for long periods of time
>experienced irrational and huge waves of anxiety at random times
>had learned sanctuary feelings in her car, sitting in random parking lots for hours
>reckless driver with outbursts of anger
>hyperfixations on certain childhood interests
>routine meltdowns and tantrums on holidays like Christmas, curling up into a ball, repeated hitting of her own head
>losing her temper and hitting her cat

>>33635239
M
yes, can't believe I wasted all my love on my ex I should be mad at her but I can't I just miss her a lot

>>33635278
Why dont women develop a male birth control pill with no side effects? Or better yet, why don't you stop using your ability to murder babies as an excuse for irresponsibly letting your libido run rampant with strangers? Btw I am on testosterone which acts as a birth control but it has the chance to make me permanently infertile :^)

>>33635287
>dude you deserve cancer and obesity so we can bust inside
>our side effects matter more
Yeah I know you're a man you didn't need to tell me that I know you guys hate us

>>33635218
lmfao

>>33635296
this sounds like two different women I know

Moids, do you believe that fathers of children should be legally obligated to provide their own organs to their children in the event that the child will die without a donor?

>>33635254
>>33635301
These are all written with a meh face.

>>33635303
No, the mother should. She's not going to be able to support the kids regardless.

>>33635218
i've never sent anybody a nude of me

>>33635309
maybe, who cares

>>33635298
answer the question >>33635303

>>33635295
I don't think it is, you might be dying

>>33635303
Not necessarily. Transplant compatibility is complex and the child may well die even with the new organ.

>>33635309
Holy shit I'm not the only one? Like ok bitch you're hot I already knew that, stop sending me nudes and come fuck me

>>33635311
Do you live in an alternate reality where women are not allowed to work? or just Afghanistan

>>33635303
Not moid but that's pretty messed up. Is this some kind of fucked up pro choice argument?

>>33635315
I did, retard >>33635311
Women are literally only good for their various organs
>>33635322
Nah I live in a reality where most women are retarded and not as physically, mentally, nor emotionally capable as most men

>>33635218
Not a nude but a bikini pic

>>33635318
everyone does that, no harm in making someone feel cute and hot

>>33635317
Should the government step in and arrest the father for manslaughter if he fails to provide healthy organs to his offspring?

>>33635296
Don’t know, was it you? she needs therapy

>>33635281
>They said to go back for blood work, intimidating.
It's not that bad! Getting your blood drawn usually doesn't last more than a few minutes and you don't feel a thing during or afterwards. But maybe it would be easier if someone went with you?

>>33635327
Oh ok, you're just retarded. Have a nice day.

>>33635339
> But maybe it would be easier if someone went with you?
Oh, much easier, but I have no one to go with
Perks of letting social connections wither

>opting to kill a baby is the same as not donating your organs
Why do y'all just make yourself look worse and worse? First you can't stop thirsting for dick, now you feel entitled to our organs? Just admit it: you dont give a shit about the babies you irresponsibly create, you just want your dick cravings satisfied

>>33635239
M
Nope
I'm pretty loveless

>>33635294
Glad you found real love
>>33635297
It's better to miss someone than be consumed by hate.

>>33635303
no, that sounds extermely dumb

>>33635344
Have a miserable rest of your life you child sacrificing satanic whore

>>33635346
>men take accountability for irresponsibly whoring themselves out challenge: FAILED.

>try again?
>yes
>no

>>33635229
But you would have so much sex

>>33635239
Yes, four years to be exact.

>>33635346
Did you know that most organ donors are women and most recipients are men? If any woman reading this is an organ donor just know a scrote doctor is going to fucking kill you to give your organs to some other scrote that would spit on you inside of holding a door open. Hahahaha

>>33635313
based

>>33635355
why four

>>33635352
Is the mere thought of theoretical personal accountability this upsetting to you? Moids are truly weakminded

>>33635357
>scrote that would spit on you
hot

Ok one time when I was a teen I was jerking off in the shower and when I came it was all stringy and goopy and I literally had to pull it out of my dick to get it to come out, spooked the fuck out of me and felt weird, and never happened once after it. anyone know what the hell that was?

>>33635363
you had a miscarriage

>>33635353
Men who enable whores should be forced to marry them and support them until the kid is 18.
>>33635357
Good, as it should be. You're only good for your organs.
>>33635360
How about you be responsible and stop letting every shmuck you meet stick his dick in you? Is that really so hard?

>>33635239
>Anons of either sex, do you ever feel like you have so much love to give but there are too few people who deserve it?
Yea

>>33635352
How does it feel to know I have something you will never have; a happy family, true love, and children? I pray no woman ever falls for your righteous charade. You are a coward and too weak to be a man.

Women, I love your boobs.
Big or small, saggy or perky, brown nipples, pink nipples, pink and bumpy areolas, or brown and puffy ones. Doesn't matter.
I hope you love them as I do.

>>33635349
>It's better to miss someone than be consumed by hate.
not sure about that I was definitely less miserable before, I wasn't consumed by hate though

>>33635353
It takes two to tango sweetheart

>>33635370
cute

>>33635369
we all know this, anon, he is literally mentally ill. you are poking a retarded monkey with a stick. do you feel like a hero yet

>>33635303
Idk but sure why wouldn't you save your own kid
I signed up to be an organ donor once when I was drunk at a fair lol, I still have the organ donor card, RIP who needs my liver or lungs tho

>>33635345
That's too bad, going to the clinic together would be an interesting date lol

>>33635362
Bet you want chest hairs in your organs too you retarded pickme

>>33635363
You might have cancer, go get fingered by a doctor asap

>>33635366
How about you be responsible for every whore you stick your filthy dick inside of and every unfortunate being you bring to this earth? Organs are organs, and you are too illogical and emotional to see that, because it doesn't benefit YOU. Selfish men should die, not inflict themselves on whatever poor idiot woman that falls for your morality act.

>>33635380
>date
O-oh…yeah, it would be. Ice cream after and some incelwalking?

>>33635370
Well.. xxs but at least it’s round and well shaped, thanks

>>33635218
Just an eyeballs emoji from a dude with a bwc pfp. <.<
My inbox was interesting.

>>33635354
I guess I'd opt for caution and moderation if I were a woman. But if I were already malebrained at the moment I'm making that decision I'd opt to become a sex-crazed bug chaser and take a fat load up the ass every few hours.

>>33635387
NTA. Double XX is quite large. Your poor back.

>>33635384
I absolutely will take responsibility when it happens. But I am on birth control so it won't. But if by some miracle it does, I will take responsibility and marry the girl I knock up and care for them both. I won't opt for murder.

>>33635381
no, but I want to kneel in front of him, suck his cock, he grabs my hair, pulls my head back and spits into my open mouth before I go back to sucking

>>33635376
I want to showcase men's illogical and emotional hypocrisy, because this thread entertains that they are the "superior sex" far too often. How can you be superior when you are too selfish to even save your own child that you so desperately want? Men like this should never procreate and should leave women alone.

>>33635375
Thank you.
>>33635387
You're welcome.

I can't sleep I've been awake for 24 hours

>>33635400
choke the worm

>>33635400
RIP, maybe try some paracetamol or some beers

Women, I like how you stretch in the morning, it's cute. Would you let your moid help?

>>33635386
>incelwalking
Kek, if you want to call it that, sure that sounds fun~

>>33635396
>I want to showcase men's illogical and emotional hypocrisy
By literally not responding to any of my arguments and gloating about how you're happily married? Uh good for you I guess lmao

>>33635394
Does your moidal definition of "responsibility" include donating your own organs, even if it results in your own death or permanent dismemberment?

>>33635395
Really? You'd blow that nerdy guy?

>>33635395
Why do zoomers do the spit thing so much? It's creepy. You guys are just never in the moment always putting on a play. Get well someday, if you are able.

>>33635406
You have no arguments.

>>33635403
thanks anon!
*pushes my arms up in the air resulting in the most ear-shattering snap-crackle-pop of bones and ligaments you have ever heard in your entire life, punctuated by occasional grunts that are followed by even louder cracks*

>>33635126
It is not honest work. It is immoral work.

>>33635410
you wouldn't get it
>>33635409
yes

>>33635346
But the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery
And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy
And when the gun goes off, it sparks, and you're ready for surgery
Surgery...

Men, did Cotton Eye Joe actually keep you from getting married?

>>33635403
yes but be warned it's gonna have to be some wwe spinebender shit

>>33635403
Stop gaslighting me, I don't stretch in the morning

>>33635408
The social contract is you bear the risk of childbirth(thanks to God literally cursing you lmao) and in exchange you get to be a stay at home mom while your man works his ass off. Yes, I will give my loved ones an organ if I could continue to provide for them after.

>>33635414
I really don't. My zoomer fwb did the spit thing to me and I was like wtf was that for??? He really thought it was just normal sex manners. You guys are cooked, as you like to say

>>33635401
I already did that a few hours ago (not saying I won't again though...)
>>33635402
I think I'm out of paracetamol maybe I'll have a smoke that makes me sleepy sometimes for some reason

Legal but penalized abortions.
Doctors do medical stuff, you don't penalize the doctors for it.
The responsible male gets jail time and the woman gets a hefty fine. No late-term abortions.
Medical exemptions to such penalties approved by a board of doctors when qualifying medical reasons necessitate it.

>>33635158
When a fisherman quits, he doesn't disown the lifestyle. He keep his moral compass about the same.

The problem with a pornstar keeping her loot is that she worked an immoral job and quits out of shame to now lead a "real" life, yet she keeps all the money.

>>33635421
not my problem if you don't have it in you to let go and be messy and unhinged

>>33635420
Yes, of course, God will spare you when you allow your child to die due to your own cowardice and selfishness. Of course.

is it weird that I'm 26 and I've never drank alcohol(on purpose) before?

>>33635429
What the fuck are you even talking about?

Looking to really make the guy I am dating, laugh really hard. How can I be funny to a man?

>>33635428
Yeah act crazy anything except actual intimacy and authenticity, EEEK
You're a clown

>>33635430
Most zoomers don't drink

>>33635430
no, lots of zoomzooms don't drink

>>33635426
NTA
Name top 10 least moral jobs a human can work

>>33635424
make abortions legal BUT you have to get sterilized afterwards

>>33635205
we don't hate abortion because he hate women. We hate abortion because murder is wrong.

>>33635434
Idk. Be whimsical.

>>33635436
>>33635437
ok next question, should I start drinking? it's not like I'm opposed to it if so what should I drink?

>>33635442
If abortion was a male issue you could get one at every walmart and you know this. Just admit you wanna control us, it's anon

>>33635434
I like bants. Just don't make jokes about cheating or anything.

>>33635444
no

>>33635435
letting your guard down and be crazy together can be very authentic and intimate, doesn't mean you can't lock eyes and moan I love you when you cum and fall asleep cuddling after

>>33635278
isn't it funny that women see children as a fundamental evil instead of fundamental good? I wonder who brainwashed them into thinking this way?

>>33635430
>>33635444
It's outrageously expensive for zoomzooms your situation is pretty normal.
If it isn't natural for you to drink just don't worry about it.

>>33635444
Eh, I don't really see a reason why you would?

>>33635334
>she needs to get scammed

kill yourself.

TFW no pet monkey (albanian gf)

>>33635424
>>33635439
I'm in favor of this. Sterilize both parties.

>>33635455
Yes she's much happier in her current state. Therapy would just make her worse. /s

>>33635434
Just be yourself, women are amusing little creatures

>>33635445
NTA. I'd be fine throwing deadbeat dads in jail.

>>33635453
yeah it is a bit expensive my brother spends a lot of money on alcohol
>>33635454
idk every time I get depressed people suggest I should drink are they giving me bad advice?

>>33635451
My mom is a husk of her former self because of what we did to her. I won't let that be me. If I could only have daughters, childbirth would be worth it. I would never give birth to a son.

How pathetic is it to send a friendly message to a girl I went on a date with but haven't seen or messaged in 2 months because she didn't answer or read my messages? Because I just had a moment of weakness and did. I don't even want anything from her.

>>33635464
Definitely terrible advice. Alcohol makes depression worse.

>>33635393
Oh, I meant the opposite.. I have no back problems, hehe~

>>33635438
in no particular order
>mafia
>prostitute
>hitman
>abortion """"""doctor""""
>therapist (scam artist)
>regular scam artist
>bank robber
>golddigger
>liberal human rights activist (also scammer)
>CEO of jewish company

>>33635469
I'm sure you've done more pathetic things

>>33635445
Nah men should also be punished for irresponsible procreation. Just like Eve got Adam to sin, he still chose to sin and was punished for it.

>hit it off super great with a girl since spring this year
>it was fucking amazing
>she ghosts me out of nowhere
>no idea why
>install tinder
>get matches, chatting
>have absolutely 0 drive to keep convos going even though the girls are keeping the conversation going by themselves
>keep replying to not seem rude
>but im just thinking of >her the entire time
man this life is gay as fuck

>>33635465
Would you support post birth abortions for boys? Up to a couple months?

>>33635445
Why do women think "you just wanna control us" is some kind of killer silver bullet argument. It's a logical fallacy. Perhaps a red herring? We are telling you it's about murder being wrong and if that involves controlling you then so be it. You stupid immoral bitch.

>>33635470
This is not true. Alcohol makes my depression go away and makes me energetic and want to do stuff and talk to people.

>>33635455
You need therapy too.

>>33635472
nta but pls add megachruch preacher

>>33635456
>t.someone who never interacted with šiptars in his entire life

>>33635470
>>33635481
I'm guessing it's different for each person

>>33635469
my advice is to stop caring about such things. just be feral- you let a female know you still have thoughts about her well after the last time you saw her. If she doesn't answer, so what? It was just one message.
Stop trying to social-match and just be.

>>33635476
She forgot about you and she's gotten railed by half a dozen other men by now. Meanwhile you're posting about her on 4chan. Lol

>>33635405
Thank you for sitting with me, anon. It means a lot

>>33635465
Oh yeah I forgot that secularists value selfishness of selflessness.

Secularists (you) always preach such niceties like "be kind" (whatever the fuck that means) and then will kill your children instead of raising them to be God-fearing.

What a nightmare society we live in. (You are part of the problem).

>>33635480
>what do you mean I can't just kill people? you're just trying to control me!
women.

I need to pewp
But I have bathroom anxiety and can only drop it at home.

>>33635480
If it depends on my organs it doesn't deserve to live unless I take a liking to it
>wtf it grew you gotta take care of it
Um, no? I also pull weeds

>>33635483
I'm christian and megachurch preacher is probably more evil than any of the other ones mentioned.

>>33635491
relax

>>33635493
this is almost as cringe as those people that only eat plain pasta and chicken tendies

>>33635493
>the average white person
Meanwhile indians shit on your streets without giving a fuck

>>33635481
>>33635485
Alcohol is literally a drug in the "depressant" class.

>>33635499
>mentions indians out of nowhere

>>33635501
Depressant means it calms your nerves, it isn't the same as depression.

>>33635501
>what is dopamine

>>33635501
A central nervous system depressant isn't "something that makes you depressed".

>>33635359
I somehow misread that question, asking how much love we gave to somebody who didn't deserve it. I think because I read >>33635297's reply before reading the question.
But it's more than four years anyway, I miscalculated, it's five years.

>>33635495
Did you throw weed seeds out into your garden and then throw a plan B into your garden the next day?

>>33635472
So as long as you aren't Jewish, selling an orgasm to some shy manlet is more reprehensible than exploiting hundreds of people and destroying the planet

>>33635503
>indians coming out of nowhere
Stay in your country and I won't talk about you, saar

>>33635406
>my arguments
You made none.

>>33635490
Aww, you're very welcome anon. I'm glad I could make you feel a little better today

>>33635501
>classificationer can't make distinctions outside of what classification it was assigned

>>33635514
Re-read my posts. Slowly this time.

>>33635508
You need to read Judith Thomson's defense of abortion, you are like a little baby that I would kill

men
when was the last time you made a proper bonfire?

>>33635520
Why would I reread lunatic ramblings?
If a crazy guy that is inpatient at a psychiatric hospital tries to tell me about the pink elefant he sees, I am not going to pretend those exist either.
You are on the same level.

>>33635434
All jokes basically involve two stories. There's the story you misleadingly establish as the premise and then the second story revealed in the punchline.

>"Now take my wife..."
The premise is that you're using your wife as an example of what you're about to say.

"...please!"
When really you're saying you would like them to remove your wife from you.

Humor is added by the absurdity of the punchline, such as asking someone to please take your wife is absurd.

To really make your guy laugh, you need a story that will resonate with him. Which depends on the guy. But it varies.

>>33635528
I burn my cardboard boxes once a week, does that count?
>t. consoomer

>>33635465
>if I could only have daughters

So abort the male embryos.

>after his first ex left him he literally became psychotic
How can I ever measure up to this?
The only thing I left my exes with were depression and turning to religious extremism.

>>33635528
It's not allowed.
I spent $14 on this chicken but I only got to eat half of it before the sewage smell of it was too much in just 2 days after purchase that I don't dare eat it so really the chicken cost me $8 per lb.
this is the most practical and cost effective protein option available.
we are living in a true dystopia.

Foids, why did you do this?

>>33635528
this weekend

>>33635516
You did. Maybe we’ll have our clinic date sometime. Have a lovely day, anon

>>33635499
*Flings tampon at you in jibberish

>>33635528
~5 years ago

>>33635535
Pregnancy and abortion isn't nothing you are crazy. I've never had an abortion and would for sure never PLAN one. You are fucked in the head.

>>33635540
You too!

>>33635534
uhm
>>33635538
>sewage smell
UHM
>>33635539
nice

>>33635370
Awww
You're precious <3

My neighbor just went to her car while crying.

Fuck Chase for their Sapphire Reserve bullshit I don't want to fucking deal with this. They better let me move my available credit to my other card or I'm going to do something bad in minecraft. Im sick of this jewish shit. Im not taking a credit hit because they just felt like increasing the price for my 30k LOC. Fuck jews.
Women why did you do this to me

>>33635550
I approach crying people with candy and ask them if they're alright and you should too

>>33635543
not ideal

>>33635413
How is it inherently immoral?
>>33635416
Nah baddies lowkey like that song
>>33635422
Yeah have a nighttime ciggie
>>33635430
No that's based
>>33635464
Drinking when you're depressed will only make it worse lol

>>33635550
Go comfort her, fool. Easy pussy in exchange for listening to her rambling.

>>33635537
the fuck?
leave the man alone :(

>>33635553
Getting older is not ideal, true.

>>33635537
Psychotic how?

>>33635558
old people can make bonfires

>>33635546
>uhm
Is that a no?

>>33635481
Until the comedown lol
>>33635528
Depends what you consider "proper"
A big one, a few months ago
>>33635464
Bartender here, do not start drinking lol, it's a terrible waste of time and money
The only setting I can recommend it is a good party or rave where you're having a good time with friends, then a few cocktails can make it even more fun. Otherwise, it is a stupid and expensive habit, like smoking

>>33635550
You could’ve saved her but you decided to close your window of opportunity by posting here. Many such cases

>>33635568
>Until the comedown lol
That's why I keep drinking until I fall asleep. Couple nights ago I went through a liter of vodka. Oh and I only drink at home.

>>33635552
I did not have enough time to wear anything but my PJ boxers and run down.
Besides, I got no candy at home...

>>33635556
>>33635569
She drove away, AGAIN I AM SITTING HERE IN MY BOXERS AND NOTHING ELSE.

>>33635567
undecided
>>33635568
>few months ago
acceptable

>>33635557
Well I adore him and will be his caregiver for life and never want to see him in pain at my hands, but I can't imagine how it must feel to break someone's heart THAT intensely. I wonder if she feels powerful.
>>33635560
He has schizophrenia.

>>33635573
Just go in your boxers, dumbass. It's a woman in distress. Save her.

>>33635565
It's just not the same anymore.

>>33635544
Quick and fairly safe.

>>33635565
firetending is easy and I won't entertain any glamorization of it
the only true fire starting that I've seen that was actually impressive was the guy in season 2 of Alone who lost his firerod and managed to start a fire on a cold spongy bog-island soaked in 300 days of rain with nothing but a severe calorie deficit and willpower

>>33635577
Ok, I will shout down from my balcony if it happens again.
>OI WHY YO CRYING BITCH ASS TEARS, CAAANT?

>>33635587
Record it please. Make sure to mention she's disturbing your wank.

>>33635583
did he drill the calorie deficit into the willpower until it made a spark?

>>33635576
>Well I adore him and will be his caregiver for life and never want to see him in pain at my hands, but I can't imagine how it must feel to break someone's heart THAT intensely. I wonder if she feels powerful.
You sound CRAZY and DANGEROUS and I bet you're going to remain in competition with this woman, trying to see if you could cause him worse (because you think that would mean he loves you more). In reality, he's unwell, was unwell, and he's only gonna get worse if he keeps meeting and dealing with people like you and his ex

Jfc, you're scary and frankly batshit crazy

>>33635588
I will be sure to grab my crotch appropriately while saying "BITCH ASS".

>>33635576
Posts like this make me regret not killing myself over my ex.

>>33635593
why?

>>33635576
Arab bf anon?
It's not about her lol or how "intense" she was, the guy is just mental. It was probably just the straw that broke the camel's back to catalyse whatever episode was inevitably rearing its head
>>33635590
They are both batshit crazy desu
He also honestly sounds like a cunt tbqh from what she's said here but I don't know the guy IRL

>>33635593
dude, don't listen to her egotistical bullshit
you killing yourself doesn't prove you loved that person so much, it proves you loved yourself so little you clung to someone who didn't love you as much
in reality love shouldn't be painful and a constant work to make the other person love you or recognize you, etc

Thread today sucks.

>>33635601
>They are both batshit crazy desu
>He also honestly sounds like a cunt tbqh from what she's said here but I don't know the guy IRL
How's he a cunt? Is there a lore about this poster that I don't know?

>>33635594
I'm probably going to kill myself anyway. If I'd done it then and there at least she'd remember me.

There are zero biowomen here

>>33635610
Good, I hate women

How do I get a good memory?
I haven't gone to school in eight years because my memory's so poor there'd be no point. But I want an actual career beyond stocking shelves.
Is there any way to improve memory/intelligence?

>>33635609
Guys killing themselves over women is fairly common (for suicides). And the women never care. So don’t bother.

>>33635608
He didn't even wish her happy birthday, he said she should get laser eye surgery and scar removal surgery or something, he also doesn't have a job and just leeches off her

>>33635615
You can't fix stupid, anon

>>33635615
Stocking shelves still requires memory of where everything is no?
Memory is overrated though, being able to look things up quickly and be intelligent/creative with the information is a more important skill imo. My memory is dogshit but I used to be a pretty good programmer, maybe look into something like that

>>33635618
Okay, he's a cunt and they're both toxic and they make each other worse together

>>33635621
What tf? Why would you say that?

And no some dude is screaming around in a house in my street...
What the hell is going on with my neighbours today?

For women:
Race and did you support BLM?

if I'm killing myself I'm taking her with me <3

>>33635628
who?

>>33635626
it was a full moon last night maybe that has something to do with it

>>33635610
I'm using it as a straggot chasergen tbhon

>>33635631
someone I love very much

>>33635636
so romantic

>>33635628
>>33635636
Good luck anon, hope you find better tidings in the next life.

>>33635597
Billie Eilish if she were a guy

>>33635632
I imagine they would have turned crazy last night then, but I heard nothing...

>>33635642
that was before he put it in her ass without warning

>>33635646
Well the voice I heard screaming now was a guy and the woman who cried is single.

>>33635625
Because it's true

>>33635627
False flag, crisis actors, nothing new, nothing ever happens

>>33635624
>they're both toxic and they make each other worse together
They do sound kinda litty though icl
He needs to get a job though and stop playing the victim. And she needs to get a grip too quite frankly. Like wtf is up with this nigga going to Switzerland with his rents while she's paying rent?
>>33635641
More like Billy Wish.com

>want to love my gf
>she's a disgusting coal burner so i cant
why the fuck is she dating a nonwhite? why cant i be white?

My girlfriend is on a family trip. She went out with her sister and local friends, they ran into some athletes who were there for a game. They hung out together and got invited to their game

I know how athletes are when it comes to women. I feel disrespected that she is going to the game, you can’t convince me they invite you without ulterior motives. How in gods name do i deal with this, am i insane for wanting to break up over this?

>>33635655
>Clayton Bigsby ass nigga

>>33635615
Always exercise your memory, anon. Do you have groceries? Make a list, but also try not to rely on the list, and to memorize the items on it.

Also, journal, anon. It’ll force you to remember what you did throughout your day, and it’ll make you more aware of your surroundings, of time, and of your daily activities.

I would also suggest word search games; they help your linguistic memory.

Sudoku has straightforward rules and can help exercise your brain.

And I'd suggest vocational training, since it relies more on understanding than on memorization.

Also, don't underestimate the benefit of a good diet and exercise.

Good luck, anon :*

>>33635655
Are you a nig, and how often do you nig? If you're acting white, that's already better than huwhites acting nig

>>33635652
I'd call you a schizo but the timing on this one is pretty suspicious. Magatards are already backtracking on everything

>>33635593
Don't die, anon. I was expressing what I now see as passing insecurity based on madness.
>>33635590
Well I can't deny being scary and crazy to maybe anyone else in this world but him, but I genuinely have no intent to hurt him. I've worked through urges like that in therapy.
I do feel in competition with her, but less so since sharing my fixation on it with him (he was very reassuring).
>>33635601
You're probably right, it may have been guaranteed but with a different cause had she decided to ride life out with him.
>>33635618
>>33635624
We actually worked out the birthday stuff and it was fine in the end. He did say the other things...but his disorder does make him genuinely struggle with social cues. Once corrected he apologized and learns.
I'd argue we're good for each other since we've both improved a lot and our communication level has to be almost perfect to deal with the shit we have going on.

>>33635651
Come on, now, anon, don't say that. I used to have a very good memory for eg. Then I fell into burnout and depression and couldn't remember shit for shit. Thankfully, when I got slightly better, my memory got better too (though desu, never as it was before)

Don't discourage him from trying

Guys like this will cry about abortion and say it’s barbaric cruelty and inhumane while also advocating for abusing women and cheating on them.

>>33635658
Be angry with her and tell her how what she did was bullshit and she'll either step into line because she's good and just needed correction or breakup with you because she's bad and not worth it.

>>33635667
Guys are a monolith.

women, can an average looking man make you happy?

>>33635667
Is my avoiding all contact with men in public actually heckin trad? I've been told it's misandrist and feminist and it's killing men

>>33635627
Nigga BLM has not been relevant for years. Its not 2016 anymore

>>33635673
I don't think he's average.

>>33635664
Why are they backtracking, because of the BLM sticker?

>>33635667
Sounds like he wants to be around dudes all the time

Femanons, which one of this is you?

>>33635676
Lets see him without a beard

>>33635680
looks like neuro

About to go and break up/stop dating this girl I've been reluctantly seeing for the past 2-3 months. I just can't ignore these red flags anymore and I can only see things getting worse the more intense/serious/the longer this gets.
Which approach should I take?
Should I be more assertive and emotionally vocal with my discontent or should I try to be as amicable and seemingly disconnected as possible while doing it?

>>33635680
i have these genes inside me but i shant allow them to awaken

>>33635667
Usually these types love abortion

>>33635686
what red flags?

Women, why are you like this?

>>33635691
feeling desired feels nice

>>33635682
>dumb foid parasocial relationship falls for soft 5'6" negative canthal tilt manlet because niche corner of the internet causes her to perceive him as high social status
not sure if this is a blackpill on wmen behavior or a hopepill for the m-lets

>>33635688
You sure? The most women-hating men I’ve met have always been anti-abortion, as it lets the woman suffer and fulfills the male ego.

>>33635694
nigger stop being so insufferable

to women: if you were at school doing your work, how would you react if someone came up to you and told you that you were pretty (with no expectations of anything else)

>>33635639
>>33635640
thanks, I hope so too

>>33635687
>shant
You are really trying your hardest, don't you?

>>33635177
>perfect equivalent of the broken bird stereotype, but for girls
I completely forgot I can leverage all my trauma once I chad up.

>>33635686
Why are you breaking up with her?

>>33635700
say "aww thanks"

>>33635697
nigger shut the fuck up

>>33635677
No, I'm mostly talking about their stance on Ukraine

I'm a genie. I will grant you 3 wishes. What are your 3 wishes?

>>33635686
Latter. Don't give her things that can and will be used against you, when she's going to be at her craziest.

>>33635702
verily

>>33635713
>unlimited money
>eternal perfect health
>everyone i want is immortal

>>33635713
1 make my ex love me again
2 please make my ex love me again
3 suck your own penis it's my wish so you have to do it

>>33635715
How many hearts have you broken so far?
And how many of those were yours?

>>33635694
AMOG has a kernel of truth to it, girl just needs something, anything he's successful at to cling to.

>>33635682
Still would
Handsome man

>>33635689
>always trying to get her way and imposing her will
>doesn't take no for an answer
>wants to go on all-day dates multiple times a week
>insanely clingy and needy
>gets upset if I'm not giving her constant attention
>gets upset if I take long to respond to her texts even when I'm busy
>crazy insecure I might ghost her or stand her up because the guy she went on dates right before meeting me did that to her
>constantly brushing my needs aside for hers
>told her I can't see her this week and ignored all my reasons until I said yes
>this leads me to becoming incredibly stressed out
>has a therapist AND a psychiatrist
>is on weight loss medication but still doesn't work out and has unhealthy eating habits and an unhealthy diet
>is on all sorts of SSRIs and other pill medications prescribed for mental health issues

>>33635680
Hot

>>33635700
I'd probably mumble thanks and get back to work

>>33635729
I hate to admit it, but I thought so too...
Especially how she is restrained.

>>33635713
>omnipotence
>omniscience
>for you and all other entities who may be a threat to me to die immediately
checkmate

>>33635718
I can't wrap my head around how someone can end up with an ex and want them to love you "again."
Like they had to have never loved you to begin with or you broke up with them.

>>33635731
>I hate to admit it
everyone knows that every man finds that hot

>>33635709
>>33635730
would you be bothered by it?

im trying to build up my confidence and get over my social anxiety, and ive never really done anything like that before

>>33635731
And how I could have my way with her and drug her to the point she cant talk, and if she does snitch no one will believe her

Do anyone elses gfs or bfs parents not really like them? never get invited anywhere despite nearly dating 2 years, met like 2-3 times and the vibe is just not great, feel like im tolerated at best really. Gf wanted to go to some place to shop and her dad said he could drive her, she invited me but I just feel like my presence sort of ruins any family time really which I said to which she replied she'd see if her sister wanted to instead. Dont think anyones parents have ever liked me, never really felt welcome in anyones home, might be my autistic nature.

>>33635708
This is why >>33635724

>>33635714
My heart wants me to give her an emotional breakdown because I'm delirious and mentally drained, but my brain tells me you're right. I just hope I can keep my composure and effectively communicate why I'm breaking up with her.

>>33635713
Make me never have met that girl back in 2019.
Once you made that happen, I'm going to save those other two wishes for other things

>>33635737
nta but I want to put a woman in restraints but I'm not into crazy at the same time

>>33635738
>bothered
no, but it probably would feel a bit awkward, like am I meant to spin a conversation from this? give a compliment back?

>>33635700
don't approach women who are busy studying

>>33635719
well ive only got the one but ive never let myself get too close to anyone cuz it's scary

>>33635744
oh you would absolutely fuck her, just not date/marry her

>>33635662
Im a tan jew

>>33635739
No, that's stupid, I want her to be into it too.
When we've had our fun, I untie her and she gets lovely aftercare.

>>33635737
Not every man, I have met women who had partners before me and those refused to do that with them.

>>33635707
Leverage? That mode of thinking makes it impossible

Italian women, grip that glutenous gushie on me, put that pasta-fed pussy on me

>>33635743
Whats so bad about her?

>>33635741
>My heart wants me to give her an emotional breakdown
Dude!

>>33635747
anon...this is a blue board

>>33635751
Yikes

>>33635749
>just not date/marry her
If you saw her insta, you would not date her either.

>>33635755
he means cuss her out and give her a piece of his mind

my hair feels so heavy
i made a haircut appointment last week but it won't be until three weeks from now
moids help me

>>33635754
Take a guess.

>>33635760
then don't say you wouldn't if you would fuck her if you could get away with no strings attached

Men would you rather your gf wear granny panties with a tshirt or a huge muumuu with no bra around the house. No other option.

>>33635738
It's not that I'd be bothered per se, I'm just pretty insecure myself and a compliment from someone I don't know would probably throw me off

>>33635738
As someone who knows exactly how women think (born-again incel), she'll be put into an awkward position since she doesn't know what your motives are (most creeps, including accidental ones, would say that), and she doesn't know what comes next.
If complimenting about looks, it helps to do it in a place where you'd be exiting the interaction immediately after so she doesn't feel threatened, and it helps to target it at things that she did (nice outfit) instead of complimenting the sex object she's piloting.
Amirite, ladies?

>>33635763
No idea. Did she dm other guys?

>>33635746
i will approach her when she starts walking then

Women, do you actually want men to approach you or is it just for the ego boost?

>>33635735
I'm a dumb autist anon I don't know how any of this shit works or why she liked me in the first place

>>33635764
Did I say that?

gender (but let's be honest we only care about women's opinions here),
what non-inherently-sexual thing activates your neurons the most?

>>33635762
I'll rip it off your scalp for you

>>33635765
Granny panties + tshirt

>>33635762
Cancel the appointment and cut it yourself.

>>33635773
f
power

>>33635741
Do it when you're well rested, emotionally well and mentally strong. Don't let her push your buttons, don't be heartless either, but don't let her drag you down into the emotional mess, that's her home turf and you'll be playing on hard mode.

>>33635778
Ok, I was just asking.

>>33635770
No, leave me alone. Unless you look like the guys on my pinterest feed there is very little chance that I would vibe with a stranger who very clearly intends to get in my pants

>>33635762
>it won't be until three weeks
What kind of fancy place are you going to?
Using all my money...

>>33635776
I think it looks sexier too I fucking knew men hate nightgowns

>>33635773
man
arms and legs

>>33635785
moid hands

>>33635773
m
>not fat
>tall
>healthy family

foids, have you tried not being fat and ugly?

>>33635761
cuss her out because she's too clingy and dependent and insecure for him?

tf is wrong with everyone itt today

>>33635793
yes, he thinks he is being abused

>>33635792
no

>>33635765
whatever she's most comfortable in, but i prefer the muumuu

>>33635694
He has a pleasant personality. You guys are just jealous streamers wishing women would join your streams and spam heart emoji for like 3 minutes.

>>33635762
I'll pull it for you, but I've got a busy schedule, best I can do is next Monday during lunch.

>>33635784
No problem.

>>33635773
A deep manly voice

>>33635797
you should try it sometime

I HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENT
I HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENT
I HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENT
I HATE MAKING PROMO CONTENT
any of you done any influencing? how the fuck do people do this shit constantly? im going insane

>>33635803
why?

>>33635805
shut up and get back to work, goy

>>33635773
f
being in pain

>>33635765
Whatever doesn't get in the way of me molesting her whenever I want, and is soft. What's the moo-moo material?

>>33635792
>Fat
Yeah
>Ugly
No
Moids, have you tried being less horrible and pathetic

>>33635806
it's pretty nice

>>33635793
See the list he wrote.
He wants a healthy relationship, not some BPD shit.

>>33635767
ye fair point, ill definitely tailor my compliments

>>33635796
you're explaining to what you think he means like it's normal to want to give someone an emotional breakdown or cuss them out because they're clingy and insecure

fuck off

>>33635811
>Moids, have you tried being less horrible and pathetic
yes in fact I'm not horrible and pathetic today's an exception because I'm bored

>>33635765
>No other option.
Why?

>>33635813
then he shouldn't have dated her and not cuss her out for being mentally ill when he knew that from the start

>>33635775
>>33635800
i don't want to be bald

>>33635777
no

>>33635786
first of all it's my money secondly it's only around $80 since my hair is straight and low maintenance

>>33635815
are you retarded?

>>33635819
>he knew that from the start
Oh you are one of those gaslighting BPDemons yourself. lol

>>33635820
ok I'll cut it for you if you make me dinner, deal?

>>33635824
what do you want for dinner

Left or right

>>33635822
you shouldn't date people you don't know well enough yet you brainlet

>>33635827
lmao

>>33635827
Not them but honey that's what dating is. You decide if they are good enough to settle

>>33635813
dumbass, i'm not asking him to stay with her. i'm criticizing him for saying he wants to give her an emotional breakdown and the other dumbass who think he's got it all figured out, telling me oh he just means he wants to cuss her

she has a problem either just break up without explaining or try to explain why you don't mesh well. if she doesn't understand it, just leave. besides you're taking his version of events too much for granted.

also, this diagnosing people (women) with BPD for no reason is making the label meaningless.

>>33635826
left

>>33635749
no I wouldn't, I don't want to have sex before marriage

>>33635821
kys, sexist loser

>>33635820
>it's only around $80
woman moment
i avoid going to the barber because it costs $25 + tip, could buy a bottle of liquor instead

Where do I meet clingy gf

what's the point of pinterest?

>>33635832
If I must

>>33635825
beef stew, rice, and salad please
you pick dessert

genuine question, do women even get upset at incels anymore?
Does it even register when guys shit on women?
It's been a minute so I figured they must be immune to men calling them ugly and whatnot. But every now and then I will see women that are offended by it.

Please tell me ovulation just makes women horny and doesn't increase the chance of pregnancy. Oh god please

>>33635773
she has a pretty voice
she wears a sweater
she smiles at me
she's kind to animals
she's motherly towards babies
she looks like she could choke out a bear

>>33635833
>I don't want to have sex before marriage
The fucking retardation is top notch in the thread today.

>>33635837
women can share photos of buff masked men without being judged

>>33635773
M
Hands.
Specifically, nails.
Also, the voice.

>>33635841
Kek
You're trolling, right

>>33635837
F
non sexual coom fuel. I don't like looking at people having sex and seeing guys clothed is unironically a lot hotter, because I get to let my imagination run wild.
Plus it's a wellspring of men that look stupidly handsome to the point where I think it might be unhealthy endlessly scrolling through and seeing so many 10/10s. But I'm a degen addict, so make of that what you will.

>>33635831
The label has always had one meaning.

>>33635841
Why do you think ovulation makes women hornier? Why would their body make them crave dick? What might happen if they're craving dick?

good afternoon everyone

>>33635773
nice deltoid muscles, so good to squish n poke n massageeeeee (´∀｀ )

or showing hesitance to kill !

>>33635799
It appears I called it out perfectly, and I'm not jealous in the slightest. I was never pointing it out in the interest of changing foid behavior, I merely observe.

>>33635840
It hurts but what are you supposed to do, spend all your day arguing with retards? There are days when it gets to you more but sometimes you can hit a block button and immediately forget about it.

What are sexy touch points for men?
Will he like it if I rub his feet or his shoulders?

>>33635844
Having sex before marriage is damaging to all parties. We should have a ceremony first then I chain her to the bridal bed. But only if she's good enough to marry.

>>33635837
Pic sharing platform for woman-adjacent content that isn't attention whores and clout chasers shitting up everything.

Holy shit it feels good rejecting women.
It wasn't even out of malice or spite, but god damn, I get why women are more inclined to do it. It sounds really pathetic, I know, but man it's a ego boost and mini power trip for sure.

>>33635844
NTA.
Lowers chance of divorce.

>>33635853
Dumbass, I know what it means. I even have a family member who has BPD. Anon's gf is just insecure and nothing about her behavior says BPD in particular.
But when people like you keep saying BPD this, BPD that, the term eventually takes on new meanings, becomes vague and then ceases to mean anything, because if it means everything, it means nothing, and the terms ceases to be helpful

>>33635862
feet- no. shoulders and back- he will love you and probably fall asleep (so not sexy touch but it will unlock his heart)

>>33635862
>dick
>thighs
>lower abdomen
>neck(please choke me)

>>33635859
>There are days when it gets to you more but sometimes
Like what specifically? I would imagine you've heard it all by now, no?

women, im hungry. why did you do this to me?

>>33635868
>just insecure and nothing about her behavior says BPD in particular.
>>33635724
>>always trying to get her way and imposing her will
>>doesn't take no for an answer
>>gets upset if I'm not giving her constant attention
>>gets upset if I take long to respond to her texts even when I'm busy
>>constantly brushing my needs aside for hers
>>told her I can't see her this week and ignored all my reasons until I said yes
>>has a therapist AND a psychiatrist
>>is on weight loss medication but still doesn't work out and has unhealthy eating habits and an unhealthy diet
>>is on all sorts of SSRIs and other pill medications prescribed for mental health issues
bitch is toxic, possibly due to anon being a cuck
also mental and a slob, possibly due to being mental

>>33635845
>>33635852
>>33635864
interesting, this was helpful thanks

>>33634981 (OP)
Why do women who know they can't cum from PIV still do it?

>>33635820
>tfw my man haircuts are 30 dollars because I have a gay man do my layering and maintenance cuts on my mid back length hair

heh suck it wamen with ur 10000 dollar haircuts

>>33635878
to make their man feel good, among other things

>>33635835
>>33635879
i don't get my hair cut that often, i grow it out for 1-2 years until it reaches waist length then cut it to shoulder length donating a ft of it

>>33635839
hm i dunno... i'm in the mood for something cold but not ice cream

>>33635878
I would break up with a girl if I couldn't make her cum vaginally

>>33635879
Is the tip (yours or his) included?

>>33635879
bro wtf shitty barbershop hackjobs are $30 here, a talented gay stylist would be $150. Where do you live?

women do you care about men's opinions?

>>33635872
>you've heard it all by now, no?
Does your toe not hurt just because you've stubbed it before?

women say they like submissive men but the next day they claim they hate them and gives them the ick which one is it??? why can't you make up your mind?

>>33635882
This is why I only date women whose height starts with 4

>>33635881
uhh i can freeze some grapes i guess, does that work?

>>33635876
You reposting what he said then calling her a bitch, mental and a slob doesn't prove that she's BPD
And it shows you don't know what BPD means

So stop diagnosing people (women) with specific mental illnesses just because it's trendy

>>33635887
99% of women are submissive (for the right man) and get the ick from unmasculine behavior

Women what is your height, and what is the height range you would date in a man?

>>33635885
Depends on what the opinions are. There are men I generally respect but I would never take their opinion seriously on certain subjects.

>>33635888
Huh? Height has nothing to do with it

>>33635890
>bpd moment
I didn't say she's BPD

>>33635885
Not every man. I've talked to a few itt for the past hour or so and every one of them is more retarded than the other. And not even fun retarded.

Where did the good anons go?

women, my cock throbs at the thought your tiny pathetic foid hands being wrapped around it

>>33635884
actually im in the united cuckdom, specifically within liverpool, regular women haircuts are still 150 quid, shitty women haircut places are 80 minimum, not sure why he does mine for 30 quid really, been going for my entire growing out process.
>>33635883
nah hes got a husband

>>33635882
Same. The thought of not having to DJ her clit while I fuck her for her to enjoy herself is really really hot.
My ex could cum vaginally and honestly I can't go back to manual controls after that.
This has got to be a skill issue on their part, right? I refuse to believe that for most it's anatomically impossible

Women, when you "make the first move" to indicate interest for dating and hookups, how do you do so? What are your techniques?

>>33635887
I don't like submissive men? I must have missed the Hivemind meeting where we decided that

>>33635898
>the simps left
Oh no, poor foid

>>33635898
I was talking to my dad and his wife

>>33635900
>not sure why he does mine for 30 quid really,
ho ho, I think we know why

>>33635897
You did >>33635813
>not some BPD shit

Sanjeet-Pramjeet, I know you hate women, but at least be informed about it

>>33635900
Liverpool seemed like a nice place full of good people when I visited, it a shame to know there are unironically the kind of wankers living there who use the Incel-coded phrase "United Cuckdom" without irony.

>>33635901
I don't know. My ex was able to and then she got on birth control and she lost that ability.

Men and women, should you kiss your wife or husband in front of your kids?

>>33635886
Whatever happened to sticks and stones though?
If a five-year-old called you a doodoohead, would you break down crying? Why not treat those guys the same way?

>>33635904
Kys

>>33635904
this
>>33635898
ITS MAN HOUR NOW BITCH

>>33635848
>>33635854
How the fuck could I've known women get pregnant when they ovulate. I can't believe I stuck my dick into one bcs she was horny

Men, which of your older female relatives gave you the best happy ending massages on your penis when you were growing up?

>>33635889
sure that sounds good
i like kyoho grapes but they're not very good frozen...

>>33635866
>muh incorrect correlation
Keep digging deeper in the retardation chest, bud.

>>33635905
what did they want to talk about?

>>33635907
>assuming I'm some other anon
bpd moment

>>33635903
you people are always making me feel self conscious about being naturally submissive

>>33635919
What kind of bait is this? fetish bait?

Women, would you date or hook up with Conan the Barbarian or would his criminalistic tendencies and professional thievery scare you away?

>>33635912
My condolences. It's crazy how some girls' bodies work on hentai logic and other's will actively try and stop them from cumming.
Women are wild.

>>33635922
I was telling them about my day and how I ghosted my job, it became a 2 hour conversation about where I should go in life, and to remember to prioritize my happiness. They seemed very happy, more talking later in the coming weeks

>>33635917
See >>33635916

>>33635911
>divided cuckdom cucks getting bootyblasted about people pointing out their cuckdom

Women, if you had the power to, would you sterilize >>33635918 ?

>>33635923
Prove it's not you

>>33635919
disturbing question but anyway it was my aunt that gave me thighjobs but it was my older sister's friend that made the coom just flow out like a fountain.

>>33635936
lol

Why are the kind of women who smoke themselves into an unhealthily thin weight and listen to The Smiths smart and cool, but guys like that are always egotistical narcissists and performative males?

I am talking about the male and female variations who are like having a picnic under grey skies outside of a ruined factory personified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpL5iNa4rA

>>33635893
152cm, anything taller than me but ideally in the 165 to 175 range.

>>33635919
My stepmom

>>33635939
I wouldn’t call my mom smart or cool

>>33635935
*nods*
that's enough. the reign of terror ushered by his penis ends here (terror not because it's big, it's because his semen has stupid in it)

>>33635929
...W-where do I find a woman whose body works on hentai logic?

>>33635911
fuck off you boring cunt id chin you, never return.

Just put on my peeler.
Then I'm going to put on my moisturizer.
My forehead has been extra bumpy the past few days, probably came from the alcohol I had.

I call it the Three Inch Terror

>>33635946
*cums all over your face*
what now foid?

>>33635938
You can't.
Thanks for playing.

>>33635947
jumps up and down holding arm in the air*

>>33635943
I now have a crush on ur mum and dream of her holding me naked in her arms on a cold, misty morning while Joy Division plays from a cassette player in the corner of the room as her cats curl up at the foot of our bed.

>>33635952
I don't need to

>>33635773
His smile

>>33635694
Rule breaker is a mentally ill poly single mother, I wouldn't take her tastes as gospel
>>33635740
>met like 2-3 times
In 2 years, wat
>>33635765
>muumuu
What is this
>>33635773
Good techno

>>33635951
*sigh*
that'll be $50

>>33635954
You’d hate her, she was a big slut

I'm always afraid of making people feel bad irl like when we joke around and stuff I always worry about going too far or something does that happen to anyone else?

>>33635933
I'm an American, but in my experience British people whine and bitch about shit (I'm sorry, "shite") that no sane person would complain about unless they're extremely bored or mean-spirited. The insult based humor (I'm sorry, 'humour') of taking the piss out of people that Brits have is also very sadistic and silly.

>>33635953
Do your boobs make bouncy cartoon sound effects while they jiggle when you jump up and down?