Thread 33655510

Long story short the cops raided my apartment and took my phone and laptop because I posted an adult porn star they think looks underage on discord. I haven't been charged, gave them an interview, and they didn't put me in county jail, but they sent my shit to the secret service to search for any more "illegal content".
I'm 100% sure there's nothing illegal on my phone and laptop, but as a CS major I need those things back fast. Furthermore, I told them the name of the pornstar I posted on discord (the image even has a watermark from the porn company) and said porn star has a long ass career.

Any advice other than "get a lawyer"?
If yall are wondering, the pornstar is "Kitty Jung or Kitty Katsu"

You can say what you want, but my imaginary wife doesn't look a day older than 8

>>33655510 (OP)
>Any advice other than "get a lawyer"?
No, you already pinky swore it wasn't CP so this is literally all you can do.

Sounds like you’ve got a real problem on your hands.

>>33655534
My problem is how long they have my shit because I'm falling behind in my classes without my laptop and phone, and I don't want them to find another image of adult porn stars and grill me over "If they're underage".
Honestly, I don't understand how they even missed the porn logo on the side of the image. It's literally professionally shot, it's far as hell from being CP as possible

>>33655557
what are you using to make these posts?

>>33655581
On 4chan or the adult porn star?

>>33655510 (OP)
>Any advice other than "get a lawyer"?
No. Get a lawyer.

>>33655586
what are you using to post to 4chan

>>33655510 (OP)
>I am being credibly accused of one of the worst felonies someone can commit in the United States. If convicted, my life is over. My only hope is that I am miraculously not charged, found not guilty in a trial, or take some kind of plea deal that keeps me off the registry.
>Duhhhhh idk what to doooooooooo haha yeahhhhh I'm mostly worried about getting my laptop back haha yeahhhhhhh
Get a fucking lawyer. Now. Shut the fuck up about this case. Talk to nobody about it but your lawyer. STOP TYPING A REPLY. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A FUCKING LAWYER YOU RETARDED FAGGOT. WHATEVER EXCUSE YOU'RE COMING UP WITH RIGHT NOW IS BULLSHIT. YOU NEEDED A LAWYER YESTERDAY. GET A LAWYER YOU RETARDED FAGGOT
>I gave them an interview
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU CANNOT TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS KIND OF CHARGE/INVESTIGATION. You've heard the phrase "anything you say can and will be used against you," right? The operative word there is not 'can.' The operative word there is 'will.' You seem to think that if you're smart and mind your tongue everything will be okay. THIS IS NOT THE CASE. GET A LAWYER YOU RETARDED FAGGOT
>I'm 100% sure there's nothing illegal on my phone and laptop
No, you're not 100% sure. I'm not saying you're an active pedophile, but it's possible that you trafficked CP unknowingly. Can you prove beyond doubt that every single image on your computer/phone is legal? Have you EVER downloaded amateur pornography? Yes? THEN YOU CAN'T BE 100% SURE. You might have a mistake-of-age defense but your state might prohibit mistake-of-age defenses. GET A LAWYER YOU RETARDED FAGGOT
>>33655557
>haha yeahhhh I'm most worried about school haha yeahhhh... that's what I'm most worried about... haha yeahhhh that's the thing that will sink me... haha yeahh... I need my phone and laptop back haha yeah...
YOU RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU GET A FUCKING LAWYER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>33655604
I'm talking to one right now. I had no choice but to give an interview because they busted into my apartment and hauled me off to the station, then told me what I was being arrested for.

>>33655604
This is fucking retarded. Anon you should tell the news about what happened. Perhaps even mention charlie kirk.
Tell them he telepathically cleared you of wrongdoing.

>>33655599
A public computer?

>>33655615
and why cant you use that for your school work?

>>33655616
I am. But my laptop has my ubuntu and gitlab stuff on it.

>>33655613
>I had no choice but to give an interview
No, you stupid fuck. You did not have to talk to them. Police are very, very good at getting you to think you have to talk to them. You basically never, ever do. IF THE POLICE COME AROUND AGAIN TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT TALKING WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT. THEY WILL TRY TO SCARE YOU TO GET YOU TO TALK. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND REPEAT YOUR LINE ABOUT THE LAWYER.
>I'm talking to one right now
TALK TO NO ONE ELSE ABOUT THIS CASE. SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. IF YOUR FAMILY ASKS, TELL THEM YOUR LAWYER TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN THEM.
>so what do I do in the meantime
Get a cheap laptop, get a cheap phone, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO TO WEBSITES THAT HOST PORNOGRAPHY, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PARTICIPATE IN PORN DISCORDS, DO NOT INTERACT WITH PORN IN ANY MANNER, WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. DO NOT DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL. GO THE SPEED LIMIT. DO NOT JAYWALK. Do whatever your lawyer tells you to do without question.

You seem to think that this was all some big misunderstanding, that you're a smart, promising kid, and that once they see that things will shake out in your favor, how could they not, everyone loves me! THIS IS PURE RETARDATION. THE POLICE FUCK OVER BETTER PEOPLE EVERY SINGLE DAY. YOU ARE DANGLING BY YOUR BALLSACK OVER A LAKE OF FIRE. THE STATE IS TRYING THEIR ABSOLUTE HARDEST TO CONVICT YOU OF TRAFFICKING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. IF THAT FAILS, THEY WILL TRY TO CONVICT YOU OF POSSESSION. IF YOU ARE CONVICTED YOUR LIFE IS OVER.
>oh he's just trying to scare me it'll be fineeeeeeeeee
DISTILLED AND POTENT RETARDATION

>>33655646
I'm waiting to get my laptop and phone back from them since they sent it to the secret service to investigate. They said if there's nothing on it, I'll get it back, or they'll talk to me again if they find anything of note. Most likely I'll just be getting it back, and the only image in question are just 2 of the adult porn star

>>33655683
You're fucked dude.
Not the guy you're talking to, but the police are never on your side. They raided your home. They took your shit. You went through an interview with people trained to receive falsified confessions. The secret service is on your ass. You still haven't talked with a lawyer at any god damn point in this happening.
You're fucked. Good luck, god knows you'll need it.

>>33655510 (OP)
>Any advice other than "get a lawyer"?
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>33655694
They sent it to the secret service to expediate the search

>>33655683
>they were nice to me and they said everything's fine so everything's fine
Christ, you're genuinely retarded
>and the only image in question are just 2 of the adult porn star
Have you ever downloaded amateur pornography. On either device. Ever. Think really, really, really hard. Yes? THEN THOSE ARE NOT THE ONLY IMAGES IN QUESTION
>butbutbut those women were clearly over the age of-
You just got raided for a jpg of a known pornstar who looked young. Do you actually, seriously think that the same cops who did that are going to give you the benefit of the doubt? If there's anything approaching an edge case, any single image that's maybe could be possibly maybe uncertain, you're going to trial. Fucking retard, jesus
>I'm waiting to get my shit back haha yeah that's my biggest worry haha yeah just need my shit back
RETARD. The Secret Service's pedo-laptop backlog is quite literally miles long. Stop waiting. Those devices no longer exist. If you're VERY lucky, you'll have them back sometime in December.
>and when I get them back it's over and done
NO, YOU FUCKING RETARD. It's over and done when one of three things happen: they tell your lawyer they're not moving forward with your case, OR you go to trial and win/lose, OR you plea out.
>they'll talk to me again if they find anything of note
Let me translate for you. "If we find anything that could maybe be possibly maybe questionable, we will come to your home and try and intimidate you into confessing. We might not intimidate; we might act like everything's fine and the investigation's done and you can tell us, we're buds, it's okay, she was probably underage right, you agree that she's young right?" DO NOT TALK TO THEM WITHOUT A LAWYER AGAIN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. IF THEY COME TO YOUR HOME AGAIN, TELL THEM YOU WILL NOT SPEAK WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT. REPEAT THIS UNTIL THEY GO AWAY. I MEAN THAT LITERALLY. PARROT THAT AT THEM LIKE THE RETARD YOU ARE UNTIL THEY GO AWAY, THEN CALL YOUR LAWYER IMMEDIATELY.

So who's the porn star?

anon's life is on fire and might explode and he's most worried about getting his gaming laptop back so he can fail a CS 101 quiz KEK

>>33655712
The good thing is I don't keep porn on my laptop.
And all downloaded porn in my phone is deleted or of women who are very mature.

I'm in Texas and I don't want a felony on my record

>>33655737
Kitty Jung/Kitty Katsu

>>33655510 (OP)
>If yall are wondering, the pornstar is "Kitty Jung or Kitty Katsu"
At this point this bitch is probably like 60 years old and 15 years retired

sounds like OP is doing a cool copypasta

>>33655743
>I'm in Texas
So they've arresting you for looking at porn without a license?

>>33655712
I don't really have anything to confess

>>33655743
>all downloaded porn in my phone is deleted so I'm good
You're retarded. You are seriously retarded. How the fuck are you a CS major? Jesus fucking Christ. DO YOU ACTUALLY, SERIOUSLY, LEGITIMATELY FUCKING THINK THAT THE UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE CANNOT RECOVER DELETED FILES? JESUS. This is something that the loser at the mall kiosk can do while eating one of those big salty pretzels and gawking at your mom's ass.
>I'm in Texas
Conservative state, conservative judges, conservative DAs, not looking good for you
>I don't want a felony on my record
THEN DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DO NOT SPEAK TO THE POLICE AGAIN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FOR ANY REASON WITHOUT A LAWYER, DO NOT INTERACT WITH ANY FORM OF PORN IN ANY MANNER, DO NOT BREAK ANY LAWS OF ANY KIND, DO EXACTLY WHAT YOUR LAWYER TELLS YOU TO DO.

OP, I don't mean to yell at you and call you a retarded faggot. I really don't. But fucking Christ man, you're a retarded faggot. Again and again with this
>haha yeah haha you know I'm most worried about my devices haha yeah
>haha yeah the cops were super nice to me so that's good right
>haha yeah the cops said they'd come back and try to coerce a confession out of me if they didn't find anything but that's fine with me I'll talk to them haha yeah
>haha yeah I talked to them but it's fine it's okay I didn't say anything bad
>haha yeah I'm good because I deleted the pics and they don't know about file recovery software haha yeah they don't know about that
>haha yeah the girls in the porn I didn't delete are overage haha yeah I mean I think they are haha yeah they look that way so it's fine haha yeah
>haha yeah I'm going to be okay because bad things only happen to other people haha yeah
like do you fucking hear yourself? YOU. GOT. FUCKING. RAIDED. THEY DON'T RAID SOMEONE UNLESS THEY THINK THEY CAN GET A CONVICTION. IF YOU ARE CONVICTED OF POSSESSION OR DISTRIBUTION, YOUR LIFE IS OVER.

RETARD.

>>33655781
Alright, I'll retain one for the investigation. His rate is like $3500 up front for the investigation though and I don't have that type of money. Also, as I've said, I'm not currently charged and haven't been arrested/mugshotted or anything when they first apprehended me. I have more than enough evidence to prove the adult porn star is legal, especially since the image is watermarked and available on their website with a disclaimer verifying all models are +18. I'm just praying that nothing even raises suspicion on the phone and laptop. After that me and the lawyer can focus on the 2 images in question.

Thank you anon

OP lives in Texas he's gonna get done for having dragon ball bulma on his computer

>>33655801
I don't fuck with loli, I can say that for sure. And I was arrested before that law came into effect

In case you're not aware, it doesn't have to be what you personally have downloaded. You're in porn sharing discord groups. Groups that are obviously being tracked by three letter organizations if you got raided for posting in them. Some nasty shit has happened that you're now a part of whether you like it or not. Get a lawyer and take up a repayment plan. Debt is better than prison time and being on a sex offender list for the remainder of your life.

>>33655774
You know nothing. How do you think that conversation will go?
>cop: We think you downloaded child porn. Did you do that?
>you: no
>cop: Oh, sorry, our mistake. We'll be on our way then!
This is what's going to happen
>cop: hey man, sorry to bother you. got a second
>you: is this about the pictures?
>cop: the ones on your phone and laptop? yeah, it's about that. if you let us in we can explain. those are yours, right? nobody else uses those?
>you: uhh, sure, yeah, come on in. oh yeah those are mine. can I have those back?
[SUSPECT ADMITTED TO POSSESSING THE DEVICES UPON WHICH INVESTIGATORS FOUND CHILD PORN. SUSPECT ADMITTED THAT NO ONE ELSE HAD ACCESS TO THE DEVICES.]
>cop: well, that's what we came to talk about. see, we found some pictures and I think they're okay, but my partner isn't convinced. he thinks you're some kind of toddler diddler or something haha crazy right? but I know you're not that
>you: totally not! I've never touched a child ever haha that's crazy
>cop: that's what I said! but he's on my ass, so we're here. okay, just got some easy questions for you. have you ever, you know, looked at porn? seen something that maybe... I don't know, you weren't supposed to on a porn site?
>you: uhh... yeah, I guess, on 4chan or something, probably
[SUSPECT ADMITTED TO VIEWING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. THROUGH MY TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE I KNOW THAT 4CHAN IS A KNOWN SITE FOR PEDOPHILES.]
>cop: ahh, ok. again, sorry to bother, just trying to clear some things up :) speaking of, I got this printout with me, my partner's unsure about it. here it is. what do you think? you remember this one?
>you: no, I don't remember it. but you found it on my phone so I guess I downloaded it
>cop: yeah haha he really thinks it's questionable which is crazy to me
>you: I mean I get it, she does look a little young, but she's of age
[SUSPECT ADMITTED TO POSSESSING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. SUSPECT SAID, QUOTE, "she does look a little young."]
etc, you get the idea, you fucking retard

>>33655510 (OP)
>Any advice other than "get a lawyer"?
stop talking to the police without a lawyer

>>33655807
>loli
doesn't have to be, any cartoon character that's 17 years 11 months and 29 days young is haram under texas law

>>33655799
Pay whatever he asks.
>I don't have that type of money
If you need to sell your belongings to pay him, do it. If you need to tell your parents so they give you the money, do it. YOUR LAWYER IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING YOUR LIFE FROM EXPLODING IN FRONT OF YOU. DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU TO DO.
>I'm just praying that nothing even raises suspicion on the phone and laptop
This is why I was screaming LAWYER LAWYER LAWYER because they will put forth max effort to find something that raises suspicion
>thank you
You're welcome. Do exactly what I told you to do. Once you get a lawyer, do exactly as he says. DO NOT TALK TO THE POLICE AGAIN. Good luck OP you're gonna need it

>>33655816
have you been through this before or smth?

Getting caught on discord means you were clipped or photodnad

>>33655739
It's so fucking funny that OP actually doesn't understand how fucked he is

Reminder that the only way to truly make data unrecoverable is to destroy the storage

this thread reeks of an impending guilty verdict

>>33655875
you don't think it reeks of bait?

secret service would not have anything to do with something like this they are fancy bodyguards for politicians

>>33655844
what

>>33655879
>you don't think it reeks of bait?
>secret service would not have anything to do with something like this they are fancy bodyguards for politicians
This. OP just wants to humble brag or whatever about his favorite flat chested 40 year old porn star

>>33655879
>secret service would not have anything to do with something like this they are fancy bodyguards for politicians
https://abc7chicago.com/post/us-secret-service-agents-work-stop-child-pornography-investigate-tips-national-center-missing-exploited-children/15923807/

>>33655879
>what
Discord, Twitter, WhatsApp, all use AI that scans every single image uploaded against a Hash database of known illegal content. Discord has been Testing clipAI which uses AI to determine if its illegal. Discord sends your entire chat history, every Server youve been in and the image to an American Organization that deals with this stuff. If its real they forward your ip and chats to the police

>>33655510 (OP)
This is completely out of your hands.

>>33655844
That or his discord pal turned him in.

>>33655510 (OP)
based. fuck the people. Arrest em all.

>>33655905
Tbh he had plenty of time to take action. Discord mentions sending your info to law enforcement in a ban.

>>33655613
You sound like the worst kind of idiot: one who thinks hes smart.
You need a good lawyer, which you'll be too stupid to find.
You need to do what he tells you, which you'll be too stupid to do.

Just now, you were told to shut up. You responded 'but I cant...'. Enjoy jail retard.

>>33655683
>They said if there's nothing on it, I'll get it back, or they'll talk to me again if they find anything of note.
I cannot comprehend how colossally stupid you are.
We are warning you again & again, you are not listening.
You will go to jail. It will be your fault.

Get a fucking lawyer and shut the fuck up.

>>33655799
> His rate is like $3500 up front for the investigation though and I don't have that type of money.
Swallow your pride & go to your parents.
If this goes to trial its closer to 50k+.

>>33655743
>And all downloaded porn in my phone is deleted
Aren't you majoring in computer science?

>I'm such a smart good boy
>They'll let me go
>If I accidentally downloaded CP surely they'll make an exception for me

>sharing porn
>on DISCORD
you deserve it

They will Go through everything
EVERYTHING
every account you logged into,every saved password on gpass every email

>>33655510 (OP)
Get all the fucking information you can get on the pornstar and have her testify for you. This has happened before with the same retarded circumstances.

Also how are you contacting people if you're arressted.

>>33655646
Chill out man. Danny Trejo was convicted and now he's the wholesome hollywood uncle that starred in Spy Kids.

>>33656184
The never put me in jail, or formally arrested me. The pornstar has a iafd page and is well known, and I provided that in the interview and they confirmed she's a real person and her current age. But they're still investigating to see if the og image was taken when she was underage (sees like nitpicking imo.). Furthermore, the image is still up on reddit and it comes from FTVgirls, a site that is STILL running and has an +18 disclaimer om the front page. Even the og image had a watermark

>>33656197
For robbery and drugs. Not for child pornography. You think he'd be in Spy Kids with a CP charge on his record?

>>33656235
>But they're still investigating to see if the og image was taken when she was underage (sees like nitpicking imo.)
lmao I'd love to see you get in a courtroom and say "erm ackshually your honor that seems like nitpicking" when they say "you distributed an image of a nude minor"

>>33656315
The problem is it's not even a minor. It's an adult pornstar who quite litterally has a long porn career. They'd have to argue that a personally photographed and watermarked image of a pornstar is a child despite the fact porn companies are required to have records of all actresses they've shot with. There are at least 3 different images databases that verify the image's date of production

>>33656421
*professionally shot

>kitty jung

I aint clicking that shit nigga

>>33655510 (OP)
lel she's not even that attractive I would deal with me being arrested for posting someone that looked underage if it was that russian girl that looked 15 or something and released softcore some 10 years ago, the name escapes me right now but you know who I'm talking about, blonde, short hair, button nose.
but an uggo
I wouldn't be able to cope

>not on coomersu
yea bud....I think you're full of shit, clearly guilty

>>33656559
>the name escapes me
Come on anon.

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm6931865/bio/

Man, that girl was erradicated from the internet, it makes me wonder if people have gotten in trouble for her.

>>33655510 (OP)
I would buy a new laptop since no idea when they're going to get done screening your devices

>>33655604
Tbf remaining silent can easily backfire unless you know what you're doing. Being silent without clearly invoking your right (when you haven't been arrested) can be used as evidence against you. Also any phrases you use while invoking your rights like
>"I do not want to incriminate myself"
can and have been used to imprison people. Also pleading the fifth during an interrogation without also using the sixth amendment (getting a lawyer) can be used against you.

>>33656778
https://pornzog.com/search/?s=monroe+russian+teen
thanks for reminding me her name.
here, I found some content of hers

>>33656966
Nigga you're an evil fuck. That stuff is illegal in texas, the UK, Ireland and Australia regardless of her being an adult. OP is 100% going to jail now thanks to you.

>>33657028
glad to be of service

>>33655816
i hate zogbots
i hate zogbots
holy fuck i fucking hate zogbots

>>33657028
Thank you for your service anon, you're protecting defenceless 18 year old children from being ogled online

>>33657028
Wait what?

>>33657265
In australia porn stars that look young to the judge are illegal and treated as cp, plain and simple.

In Texas they can allege a sequence of images is an animation and the actress "looks like a child" regardless of actual age.

In the UK he doesn't have loicense to watch porn. Guy's done for.

>>33657316
>he doesn't have loicense to watch porn
The real reason they fought for independence

>>33655829
OP here on a different device, I have one more question, anon. When they apprehended me, they asked for my name, then barged in and handcuffed me, while making a dash for my room to search my stuff. I was not presented with a warrant at that time, and was told repeatedly to shut up. I was only informed of the warrant in interrogation, and only saw the physical copy when I got back to my apartment. Does this violate any 4th amendment anything?