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Anonymous No.33781703 [Report] >>33781717
I have a phone interview in 30 minutes and I haven't prepared at all
What do I do?
Anonymous No.33781717 [Report]
>>33781703 (OP)
They just want to determine that you're a nice compliant NPC.
Don't express any strong opinions, sound as if you're moderately unintelligent but eager to help.
The common questions include
>describe a time you unfucked a big fuck
to which you answer
>I synergized synergistically with all available assets to come up with a dynamic approach to the problem and provide a seamless service to the customer.
It's all bullshit, and they're not trying to determine your specific competence, just whether you're actually braindead, the likelihood of you leaving immediately or being a pain in their arse, and that you aren't a redditor employment law enthusiast.
Anonymous No.33781915 [Report] >>33781990
it didn't go well
i don't think i'm getting the job
Anonymous No.33781990 [Report] >>33782007
>>33781915
Greentext please anon for my entertainment
Anonymous No.33782007 [Report] >>33782051
>>33781990
it wasn't really entertaining enough for a greentext, i didn't call him a nigger or anything
just awkward, didn't have good answers to his questions, forgot the questions i'd planned to ask
Anonymous No.33782051 [Report]
>>33782007
They might have been better than you think anon.
These things are often kind of awkward even for normies