Thread 33854874

One of the greatest feelings and sensations in the world, kissing. I miss it. Cuddling, too.
Since I have been proven to be incapable of holding a relationship, I wonder—is it possible to form some sort of... cuddle contract? Think of the concept of a "fuck-buddy", but instead of sex, it's hugs and cuddles and kisses.
Prostitution is out of the question. I would not want to kiss a mouth that some guy just nutted in 15 minutes ago, no, I seek an exclusive cuddle contract.
Does such a thing exist? How would I go about finding someone for this?

>>33854874 (OP)
Anon I am about to blow your mind, but there are people who will take your money and cuddle you for 30mins to an hour. Not prostitutes either.
I met a woman in Florida who made her entire living doing this. I of course did not pay her for this activity, I had rough anal sex with her for free because I am a chad, but you... you could enlist the services of such a woman. There are even websites for it. Godspeed anon.

Hi, I came across 4chan by chance and we're in this underworld and we (my friend and I) found your post. Your post was sweet and we were touched. You seem like the ONLY person who's even remotely good on this site. I don't know if you can send private messages, but if you want, you can vent. Nowadays, right has become wrong and wrong has become right. There's nothing wrong with you, but with people in general. We don't know where you're from, but we're from Brazil and you still sounded cute. I don't know if there's a private message here, but we can be your company.

>>33854898
No, you egotistical fuck. You did not blow my mind, because I've already done research on this and know that these services don't exist in my country anymore. Fuck off.

>>33854914
There are no private messages in 4chan, but I thank you for your kind words.

>>33854917
Imagine living in the third world. Your only remaining option is to blow your fucking brains out then I guess. Make sure to livestream it.

>>33854938
No, actually, I think I'm instead going to rape you, how about that? I'm going to your home to rape you. You better be ready.

>>33854874 (OP)
Kissing is gross
I don't like someone's bad breath and mouth bacteria getting smeared all over my mouth. Women are always turned off by my aversion to kissing, even when I try to hide it.

I saw your message thanking us. If you want to talk to someone, we're here to talk to you. You seem like the most normal person I've seen on the site so far. Shall we continue chatting?

>>33854874 (OP)
Is this real?

>>33855110
Act like a normal person and not like a brainless person. Tell me the meaning of this NPG.

>>33855159
nty I also want to see where this goes. Keep going.

>>33854914
>we're from Brazil

>we

bro you're about to be sent to brazil, never to return.

It's actually not Natasha - It's Gonzalo, the 300 pounds of pure muscle tranny who will kill you with her butt muscles alone

also this thread is fucking hilarious I got the BEST chuckle in a LOOONG time from it xDDD

You're so addicted to shemale porn that you think every woman who acts normal is a shemale. I'm just trying to help the guy. And learn to interpret "WE" as a pronoun and not an indication of whether or not she's a woman. We're two women, you idiot. Now, go back to watching your shemale porn while I try to talk to the post owner. We just want to talk to the guy.

You're so addicted to sh3male COrn that you think every woman who acts normal is a sh3male. I'm just trying to help the guy. And learn to interpret "WE" as a pronoun and not an indication of whether or not she's a woman. We're two women, you idiot. Now, go back to watching your sh3male Corn while I try to talk to the post owner. We just want to talk to the guy.

>>33855082
I appreciate the offer, but I'm from the other side of the world. In any case, I'm not a normal person and I'm not any better than the general populace of this website. Sorry. I am an unhinged schizo like any other.
Good people like you should stay away from this place.

Yeah, I know, a friend and I were just browsing the internet and decided to play on 4chan since the last time I was there was literally in 2008. You're definitely not someone mentally healthy to be in this place LOL but anyway, you asked for advice and we simply gave it because you were still at least somewhat normal. BUT I WILL STAY ALERT AND NOT GO ON NSFW FORUMS BECAUSE I STILL HAVE FAITH IN HUMANITY AND WE WANT TO HELP YOU (But people here are boring enough) Thank you Anonymous

>>33855082
I appreciate the offer, but I'm from the other side of the world. In any case, I'm not a normal person and I'm not any better than the general populace of this website. Sorry. I am an unhinged schizo like any other.
Good people like you should stay away from this place.

>>33855363
Oh, Cloudfare issue. Ignore this doublepost.

I can't believe a site that is over 25 years old has doublepost issues lol its okay buddy