Why can't video games get weapons right?

CATURDAY MOTHERFUCKER!!

>GTA in a fictional Japanese city that resembles the US in term of roads and other infrastruture
>GTA/Saints Row in Latin America
>animee style visual novel in which youre a sex addicted chad and not a shy virgin

One of the greatest feelings and sensations in the world, kissing. I miss it. Cuddling, too.
Since I have been proven to be incapable of holding a relationship, I wonder—is it possible to form some sort of... cuddle contract? Think of the concept of a "fuck-buddy", but instead of sex, it's hugs and cuddles and kisses.
Prostitution is out of the question. I would not want to kiss a mouth that some guy just nutted in 15 minutes ago, no, I seek an exclusive cuddle contract.
Does such a thing exist? How would I go about finding someone for this?

is AI being too realistic a bad thing? when will we start seeing people falsely implicated for crimes they did not commit? doesnt even have to be the government you could make an AI vid for someone you don't like breaking the law.

Alright, heads up — a lot of the “discussion” threads lately about random anime gacha trash are not organic. Companies are using bots and paid shills to flood /v/ with coom bait and “discussion” threads to make their games look popular.
They’ve figured out that a big chunk of their target audience (lonely dudes, bored gamers, and anime enjoyers) hangs out here, so they’re seeding engagement directly on /v/. Every “wow this new banner is so good!!” or “rate my waifu team” post might not be some random anon — it’s marketing.
Don’t take the bait. Ignore, hide, and report the spam. Don’t give these parasites free engagement.

he's home invading

how did they teach the cat to do that?