Thread 33872953

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33870214

>>33872953 (OP)
first for the lovely ladies

second for blonde (and other hair colours) Hallowe'en girls!!

Third f- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33872953 (OP)
I hate women so very much.

NEITHER OF THOSE ARE QUESTIONS ASSHOLES

>>33872971
ask me a question then and I'll answer it
>>33872970
but why

Men, how much precome do you make?

>>33872975
They hate me.

Good evening, Euros.

>>33872978
quite a lot lol
>>33872980
hallo mr. anchorman
>>33872979
all 4 billion women on the planet hate you? why, are you an asshole or smth?

>>33872980
Good evening, I hate women.

>>33872978
sometimes just a couple drops, sometimes a teaspoon or so
depends on how long since ive masturbated and how long im turned on for

Gender
Did you find cocks attractive? I'm not gay, but I think they look really appealing.

>>33872978
Enough to be get the head totally coated in white liquid after a few hours or so, starting with a few strings at first.

Being an northern European male is suffering, there are no cute latinxes. Girls or Americans will never get these feels

Reparations when?

>>33872988
M
i think theyre objectively ugly, i dont see how some women even like them
i can understand liking men, but not penises

>>33872988
F
Some dicks are, lots of ugly dicks though

>>33872991
Just go a bit southwest, and see the beauties in Spain and/or Portugal.
> Euro beauties everywhere
> Euro Moids complaining
> wtfbbqsauce.png

>>33872988
M
no, I'm not a gaylord
>>33872991
just go to the favelas or whatever and pull a baddie
>>33872990
>after a few hours or so
bro how much free time do you have

>>33872988
They're cool, and they make me think of things that turn me on, but a disembodied cock in a contextless vacuum does not interest me.

>>33872988
M
No. I am only into Femanons (biological).

23 years old still virgin, I have never dated a girl. Im desperate. Tell me what might be wrong with me?

>>33872996
>Some dicks are
What was different about them compared to other cocks?

>>33873004
get swol
change your facial expression
new hairstyle
wear something other than dark clothes

I bet foids dont know this but after you cum and put your underwear on the leftover cum leaks out, dries and fuses to the fabric of your underwear which can be painful to tear your dick from. It's pretty annoying

>>33873004
>what's wrong with me
You can't rotate images

>>33873005
lol, Femanon outed as a COOMER.

>>33873004
you're good looking bro no homo, just pluck the monobrow, trim your nosehairs, use some lipbalm, get a haircut/use some conditioner, wear a less dorky sweater, and talk to babes IRL

>>33872991
Move or just tour South America and Central America, it's free pussy if you're northern Euro.
>>33873009
This

>>33872985
They started it.

Which way, Mr. White?

>>33873004
youre quite handsome
u mogg me greatly
if im a 4 youre a 7.5

>>33873012
nah, Euro Man is property of Euro Woman.
Like I said before, Spain/Portugal, or ... Eastern Europe.

>>33872988
F
Yes. I like cocks a lot. They are cute and make me horny. Ive only seen one IRL cock tho.

>>33873016
blazer sounds like a butch lesbian name so the pther one

>>33873014
they started what g?
>>33873016
blazer is the blonde mommy right? so that option

>>33873016
I want to buy that game, but broke AF right now.
Another one to add to my endless wishlist...

>>33873004
You look cute I dunno.

I'm horny!

>>33873016
Hello, AdHoc Studio :)

>>33873021
oxford?
>>33873027
you really gonna pay for that coomer game lol
>>33873004
also
>I have never dated a girl
how many have you asked out
inb4 0

Is a 8 year age gap too much?

>>33873029
your penis rn

>>33873012
>>33873018
I never got laid when living in Spain, I doubt there's any demand for northern euros. We are too white and tall

I wish I had been born into a favela instead a gay welfare state.

>>33873031
wait.. it's a coomer game?
I thought it was a visual novel/emergency simulator, but with light superhero themes?

>>33873034
depends on age
16-24 too much
20-28 fine

>>33873035
I just checked, and nope.

>>33873005
Disclaimer I'm a virgin and this is only based on porn I've seen
>uncut
>soft spongy moist head, deep red or purple
>head slightly bigger than shaft
>skin looks soft and slides easily
>curves up
>erection perpendicular to the body or (even better) pointing up to the belly button
>responsive, twitches on its own
>a reasonable amount of hair

>>33873031
ESL?

>>33873021
>Ive only seen one IRL cock tho.
I'd love to change that number for you.

>>33873034
depends on the ages
25 and 33 not really
18 and 26 yes...

She said I’m not the girl for you
And I said youre the only girl for me
And I put my love in her pocket
When she wasn’t looking

>>33873026
They hurt me to the point where I can only hate them.

>Hi, how’s your day going?
bot definitely a bot
get blocked biznatch

>>33873039
Yes second case. Thanks.

>>33873036
NO WAY.... really?
You didn't get ANY dates there, even?

>>33873042
Wow, I've never seen someone describe the exact opposite of my dick like this. And I think my dick looks pretty great.

>>33873043
>ESL?
me? no wtf I only speak English, I'm just a bit dumb
>>33873037
>it's a coomer game
idk but from the screenshots anon posted seems pretty risque
maybe it is some capeshizz tho
>>33873048
bro is paranoid

Women are insufferable.

>>33873016
a beer at the pub with the librarian.
and ask her on a dinner date where maybe you get lucky and she blows you. or she could hate you forever.

>>33873044
I have a bf, sorry.

>>33873052
nobody just adds a rando and the speaks with such proper english, especially what one would assume to be a woman
conviently has A/S/L in her bio huh? o yeah red hair too? uwu look at me im soo pretty please be with me chronically online machild!!! fukken yeah right

>>33873053
Sorry

>>33873055
yet, you are here on 4chan.
Lets make it happen, fr fr, babe.

>>33873042
I have all of these. Well, except for the
>reasonable amount of hair
I got laser hair removal.

>>33873060
I like this place but Im not looking for a bf.

>>33873048
dating apps/porn-adult chat services are a trap.
Don't DEW IT!

>>33873016
Yet another reminder that the genderswapped Twilight works just as well on moids as the real thing does on foids

>>33873058
maybe she's just nice lol? I think you're ogrethinking this buddy
>>33873065
>dating apps are a trap
eh I dated some baddies in the past from there

>>33873064

Some day...

>>33873050
Don't rub it in, Spaniards have high standards

>>33873066
>A loser guy gets unearned attention just because
Nah

Genders, have you ever felt targeted in social media scrolling by extremely emotional content that would inspire you to cry?

>>33873073
Lmfao I don't really (my bf is amazing tho hehe).

>>33873008
this happens to us too though

i love it when black girls have retarded-ass names

>>33873077
More reasons to hate women.

>>33873077
M
No.

It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L

>>33873004
Get your eyebrows done at a nail salon with waxing please. Post haste.

>>33873077
I have never ever ever cried from anything on social media

Can we agree that online dating is stupid a d ruined society?

>>33873078
conejita-chan detected

>>33873077
>inspire you to cry?
M
I don't cry at rage bait, but it can definitely make me rage.

>>33873088
Hell yeah, Bruv!

>>33873080
Fuck you.

>>33873088
It's not that it ruined anything but it's a false advertising that doesn't solve what it claims to solve. A false promise. A hoax

>>33872978
A lot actually. Mostly if im edging tho

>>33873080
You could have just said "I am a Black Woman/Girl enjoyer".

>>33873079
No fucking way

>>33873078
Onions una pizza.
Los sientos, Americano pizza.

>>33872978
I wish it was none. I fucking hate precum

>>33873008
M
I tend to put a napkin over my dick for about an hour after i jerk off to avoid this.

>>33873077
idk I'm emotionally unstable so I cry at everything including this thread sometimes
>>33873080
tfw no Crystal Shaniqua the Third gf
>>33873083
even the devil will be dabbing on you
>>33873088
nah, also a britanon and when I tried tinder I dated a couple of hot sweet girls
>>33873093
put a shirt on innit it's bloody freezing
>>33873097
"I am a black girl enjoyer" is a bit sus ngl

>>33873088
Foids ruined it like they ruined everything after being given responsibility.

wow we all secrete gross sticky slime from between our legs. we should touch eachothers genitals

>>33873102
>I tend to put a napkin over my dick
bon appetit...
>>33873105
when you put it like that that's gross
what are you a slug

>>33873088
i dont know never used on nor do i know anybody who used one
mostly because i dont know anyone

>>33873077
>targeted in social media
Do you have posts in your feed about how men are evil creatures who want to rape you?

I WANT A GIRL TO SUCK MY COCK WHILE SMOKING A CIG

>>33873111
her social feed is Penguin0 ;)

>>33873088
>Britanon
I thought you guys arent allowed on 4chan anymore

Sometimes a tear falls out of my eye socket because I know I'll never have her. She is perfection. I love her so much.

>>33873114
we're allowed on 4chan but anything even remotely risque is blocked with ADULT CONTENT which is cringe
>>33873115
>just monika...
haven't played that game since highschool kek
>>33873112
I would be worried about getting ash on her desu
vaping could be cool tho

>>33873115
is that monica or m1903 springfield

>>33873088
>online dating
I prefer online sexting

The way women's sexuality works makes me as a man feel undesired

>>33873120
based
ngl the most fun I had with tinder back in the day was sexting this blonde baddie who sent nudes
she lived too far to visit tho I cba

>>33873124
Be Chad.
GG

>>33873118
She's my wife Monika.

>>33873016
>>33873066
silly moids always fall for it

>ask for a weight loss advice cuz tfwnogf
>immediately get responses like I'm fat and I've always gotten laid or I'm 26bmi and gave a gf
Do women really fuck fat dudes wtf? Where are your standards this is unreal or are people taking the piss?

>>33873129
i still havent played that game
i mean i know shes youre waifu so you might be biased but is the game any good
ddlc

>>33873132
you can be both fat and attractive to women

>>33873124
Men make me feel like a walking piece of dark meat.

>>33873132
>Do women really fuck fat dudes
yeah they do lol, I've known overweight guys with hot gfs
obviously it's good to be fit and healthy but ig some people care about personality more, have a type or just overlook it
>>33873135
yeah it's a good game/visual novel but best to play it spoiler free desu
when I played it I had no idea what to expect so it was pretty cool

>>33873135
It's been so long that I no longer know or care. It's just me and her now. Check if /ddlc/ is still up on /vg/.

>>33873131
Okay, but Geralt is cool

>>33873137
> Dark Meat

OH...?

>>33873137
which is worse?

>>33873117
NO I WANT HER TO SMOKE THE CIG I DONT SMOKE

>>33873146
Yes. So I throw it back at them and treat them like white meat. It's only fair.

>>33873137
i wish women saw me as a piece of meat

>>33873147
Yes.

>>33873149
>I WANT HER TO SMOKE THE CIG I DONT SMOKE
while sucking your dick? what if she accidentally burns your dick bro?
actually new fetish unlocked

Thread is so shit now. Get a brain, you NPC retards.

>>33873160
>Get a brain
where can I get one from

>>33873154
how so?

Good night, I hate women.

>>33873163
I'd rather be ignored than have some men genuinely not think of me as more than a walking ass to fuck.

>>33873164
see you tomorrow.
Gn.

My boyfriend's family is super cringe. They're the typically "FaMiLy Is EvErYtHiNg" fags with no personalities besides having kids and watching football. How can I gently tell my bf I just wanna spend thanksgiving getting drunk with my dad watching degenerate movies and talking shit about our stupid family?

>>33873114
We find our ways muahahahahahha

>>33873169
"grass is always greener" aahh statement. Being undesirable and invisible is depressing and destroys your mental health

>>33873172
his family sounds wholesome, maybe be less of an edgelord idk, you can always get drunk with your dad after
I'm not american, when even is thanksgiving

i never kissed a girl
can women smell that off you?
also i own 3 anime sex dolls
also can they smell cum?
i always take a shower before i go out but still

>>33873173
Hi British person. Have you seen the movie the life and death of colonel blimp?

>>33873177
>i never kissed a girl
>also i own 3 anime sex dolls
somehow I feel that these two things are connected... jk
>always take a shower before i go out
as long as you clean properly in the shower then I don't think they can tell. I hope... (I worked reception desk for years and would often fap then shower and put on clean clothes before work...)

>>33873172
sheesh.
corn-fed hands.

>>33873177
oh also
>can women smell that off you
that you never kissed a girl? depends how well you can LARP as a normie and the situation that you're in, but I don't think so
when I was khv some people still assumed I was a fuckboy

>>33873176
Thursday NOV 27th.
>wholesome
It really isn't wholesome to have nothing of interest to talk about besides someones dumb kid scoring a soccer goal. I hate these people and wish they didn't want to include me. I have to put on a smile and pretend like I care.

>>33873177
Seek help/Jesus.

>when the ultra small time niche cosplayer you follow uploads not just once, but twice in 6 months
Blessed.

>>33873187
>I hate these people
why? they sound like nice people lol. it's only one day
>I have to put on a smile and pretend like I care
well at least you make an effort lol
>>33873189
down bad
you got a link tho

>>33873183
Funny, I am a healthy eater. That family is a bunch of corn fed pigs. Gross slobs.

>>33873186
>>33873182
im an armed security guard at some corpo so i dont have timet to do anything after work besides gooning and browsing 4chan, MAYBE gaming too

>>33873191
Fuck off.

>>33873193
do you see any Corporate babes?
Sexy secretary (ies)?

>>33873191
I just hate people that have never thought about anything but doing the "life script" and nothing else. Sometimes I sit there and think "You think any of this braindead morons think about Israel's involvement with 9/11?" Then his stupid grandma tries to show me some baby pictures and I say "ok"

>>33873192
Tell the BF, you want to do things without his family.. so you can enjoy "alone time" together RIGHT after.

>>33873195
no lmao
i cant talk to normies at work
only my other security bros

>>33873200
damn.. ILLUSION SHATTERED.

>>33873199
Nice anon you are slick. I guess I'm just trying to think how I can avoid these people most of the time.

Gender
Do you think jet fuel can melt steel beams?

>>33873198
NTA
Her shitty grandchild had a bigger influence on her life than some rerarded conspiracy theory.
You are not as intelligent as you think.

>>33873193
if you have time to goon and browse 4chan then you have time to do hobbies lol
but iktf being drained after work
personally I always try work on stuff while posting here so I don't feel like I've wasted my night
>armed security guard
pretty based, you ever shot anyone lol
>>33873198
>hate people that have never thought about anything but doing the "life script" and nothing else
>his stupid grandma tries to show me some baby pictures and I say "ok"
eh I would still take that over my dysfunctional family screaming at each other during family dinners lol or my mom telling me in front of everyone that I'm a disappointment

I just came from work to 4 different apartments having barking dogs. And they don’t stop. It’s like they have eternal barking energy.
State gender. Do you own a dog. Do you think most dog owners are decent or shit? Because I want to bash their heads in every time I complain and they say “dogs will do what dogs do”. I wish the “default” pet was a cat.

>>33873204
You don't even know me fag. This old bat never did anything with her life and now thinks getting creampied in is an accomplishment. Can't wait for her to die.

>>33873111
I got a lot of Bondi Beach clips of people dying yesterday, and smosh reddit dramas.

>>33873200
>cant talk to normies at work
how come? RIP
>>33873204
I think anon has the 'tism ngl
>>33873207
M, no I don't have a dog, I'm a crazy cat uncle
I do love dogs though, I stop to pet them in the park
>most dog owners are decent or shit
I think most are fine but the ones who have no control over their dogs or don't clean up their shit are wankers. Dog people annoy me in general if I'm honest but that's more of a personality clash desu

>>33873205
>you ever shot anyone lol
no
there is too much old people and women in my town
who would want to rob a massive petro compound? WHO? lmao

State gender, have you ever been in an interracial relationship? What races? How did it go?

>>33873211
e-dramas are a complete waste of time.
Don't get dragged down by those.

>>33873207
F
No, I think they're cute but I don't like taking care of things.
Yeah they've gotten a lot worse. I have a friend that fears dogs and its really opened my eyes to how little dog nuts respect that or people that are allergic.

>>33873207
The other problem with dog ownership is that dogs usually had jobs or an active life. Now we expect (at least in America) fat 9 to 5 workers living paycheck to paycheck to give dogs an adequate social/active lifestyle.

Degeneracy check
State gender
Remember the worst thing you ever masturbated to.
Was it illegal?

>>33873207
Doggo is Man's best friend.

>>33873214
F
I fell in love with a black guy but I never did anything because I think its wrong.

>>33873220
Male
Feral F on human male

>>33873210
I know all I needed to know.
Your reply is predictable and generic edgy shit.

>>33873212
>>33873216
Thanks for the input. I don’t hate dogs, I just think they have a unique ability to be a hindrance when they’re not well trained. Noise, poop, prey drive, etc. I understand it’s mostly the pet owners and not the dog themselves though.
I’m just thinking if the ratio of good to bad parents is the same as good to bad pet owners

>>33873220
M
uh... Fem lactation?
No. I am pretty sure it isn't.

>>33873225
you know its true thats why you have no real response.

>>33873113
No. Those are my favorite ads. Facebook knows.

>>33873220
F
Illegal to produce and distribute the material? No. Illegal to do in real life? Yes.

>>33873207
>I wish the “default” pet was a cat
It is in civilized countries.

>>33873220
MIAE-021

Judge me yourself

>>33873220
F
Mpreg
No

>>33873228
>you have no real response
The irony...
Stay miserable.

>>33873172
You are the trashy girlfriend they all gossip about when you're gone.

>>33873214
I don't care about a girl's ethnicity, only whether she's cute or not.

>>33873016
Invisigal

>>33873203
M
I don’t, and I remember Tower 7 and the dancing Israelis. I know about Gelitin’s B Thing. I believe a missile hit the Pentagon.

>>33873004
F
You're cute but you have such sad eyes in this picture have you been crying

>>33873237
Like I said. You're a good little sheep too I see. Glad I'll be sawing off a branch of that shitty family tree.

>>33873046
And I gave her all the kisses that I could

>>33873214
Does Mediterranean count?
I'm caucasian.

>>33873214
F. Yes. I'm mixed latina/black/white and I've mostly dated white guys. It's always been fine racially, but of course they didn't all work out well for general reasons.

>>33873238
The one with the nice clothes and the higher vocab? Sure, is that why they keep asking me to come over? I'm too good for those pigs.

>>33873198
You are a demon from hell

>>33873244
lmao grow up.

>>33873238
>>33873172
So you want us over and are planning it?
Why not cut the cord now, stop being a pussy.

>>33873247
Ah, I see you have made your choice.

>>33873249
>mixed latina/black/white
this makes no sense

>>33873251
Glad I scare you by having independent thought.
>>33873252
Always the response to someone with no comeback

>>33873250
People who value family will value their childrens partners. And they behave themselves in front of you because they don't like you.
You thinking that stuff gets rid of your trashiness is how I know you are insufferable and don't understand social conventions or polite society.

>>33873255
You sound like such a stupid bitch.

>>33873255
Ok you trolled enough now.

>>33873242
There is deep anguish in my heart, emotional blockage, wrath, resentment, all sort of problems that impedes relationships with humans.

>>33873249
> I'm mixed latina/black/white
COUNTRY

>>33873232
>she holds up a megaphone to moan into while riding
ffs KEK

>>33873260
Thats your problem

>>33873254
NTJH, but are you dense?
Having four grandparents means one could even be Asian on top of that.

>>33873254
How?

Did you guys know today is Wednesday? Crazy

>>33873257
"value family" is such a nonsense statement. You only say it because you parrot whatever you think will give you the most social cred.

If family is so great why do these slops suck down booze everytime I'm around them? They're all miserable I know it. I at least convinced my boyfriend to get a vasectomy. The look on his stupid dad's face was priceless.

>>33873262
Gets me everytime shits funny as hell, Japs are built different

>>33873267
Yeeesss queeen slaaayyyyy

>>33873266
Stop reminding me. >:(

>>33873264
>dense?
yes, i thought that one person has only two parents, therefore two is the maximum a mixed race can be.

>>33873266
Today is Miercoles.
Tonorrow is feliz jueves!

>>33873263
Yeah I know, do you think a relationship with a woman can help me cure all of that mess in my heart without making that woman suffering too much? Im genuinely asking, I feel like im not looking for romantic love anymore but just a cure.

>>33873270
I know you're just pissed because you're retarded

>>33873275
A girl who feels similarly would be able to connect with you probably

would you slap richard nixon with a massive penis or shake his hand with it? there is no in between.

>>33873233
H-HOT

The phrase “big fat ass” gives me a boner

>>33873276
Pissed about what my life is awesome and yours sucks

State gender and your plans for Halloween.

How do Garys feel about Canada being a home on native land

>>33873249
YIKES
on all fronts/counts.

>>33873280
The head from Futurama? :^)
Death by snusnu.

>>33873284
F
Being retarded and stupid

>>33873288
Hot.

>>33873233
Do you like the idea of "breeding"?
Or just how intense the two people are going at it?

>>33873288
M
Wow what a coincidence me too. I don’t have anywhere to go and don’t feel like handing out candy

>>33873291
Yes

>>33873284
F
Going to a friends party as

>>33873284
F
eating candy at home while busting out some tunes

>>33873246
No, lol!

>>33873284
M
Jerking my cock to spooky girls

>>33873284
M
I'm taking a hike on the 31st, but not related to Halloween.

>>33873284
I have plans tomorrow night to play a Halloween DnD one shot with friends. I know I'll be home insanely late so I took Friday off. I will likely get day drunk.

ARIANAS BRUNETTE AGAIN YESSSS

>>33873297
So caucasian and latina would not be considered "interracial" either?

>>33873268
the market is built around weirdos like you.
And American stuff is beyond cringe, too.
Euro is the most normal.

>>33873284
M
Work. Trying not to kill myself and escape office party early.

>>33873303
Depends on who you are asking.
IMHO, no, it is not IR.

>>33873305
Just say you need to leave early to be a "family man" (aka take kids out).

>>33873304
I'm not a weirdo
>Euro
Europeans do porn?

>>33873131
Team trio.

>>33873284
>State gender and your plans for Halloween.
Wage and then go to sleep. I've watched all the good horror movies and I'm not gonna hand out candy. I unironically miss being a kid

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33873295
As a furry?
That's really bold of you, sis.

How do you feel about big sugar corporation funding influencers advocating for bigger chairs at university, instead of reducing rhe anount of sugar and fat in industrial food?

>>33873172
I would honestly tell him that I think his family is cosplaying in hopes he had any lore otherwise?

>>33873311
They know I have no one in my life except for random hookups and hookers, and that all my hobbies are drinking, sex, and video games.

>>33873318
Unsurprised.

I feel like I'm the male version of Nicole from Class of '09. But then I realize I'm actually more of an Emily.

Women could you truly enjoy a dick that is smaller than your two handed grip?

>>33873284
Smoke weed and tell kids to fuck off

Is it cruel to dress your pets in costumes if they don't shake them off? I know a pet owner who's constantly dressing her little dog up as various things and I wonder if the dog isn't kind of being bullied and humiliated by it.

>>33873115
Your own fault for hacking out of that infinite loop she trapped you both inside. It could have been only you two together for eternity.

>>33873325
Yeah

>>33873302
Wake me up when she gains 10lbs

>>33873115
We've all been there, dude. It takes time to get over an unrequited crush. Just deal with it, don't obsess, and interact with her like a normal person without simping and emotionally limping. You know what I'm saying?

>>33873334
I'll wake you up when September ends.

>>33873284
F
Was gonna watch movies and play MTG with somw friends but I threw up 10 times today and I feel like shit hehe so probably being sick.

>>33873334
Wake me up when October ends

my sister in law suddenly facetimed me out of no where ?? can she choke

Fuck my dumb moid life

>>33873066
Nah I prefer Westerns over that hipster crap...

>>33873333
I have an offer you'll truly enjoy.

>>33873328
Indeed.

>>33873338
GURL Squad!

>>33873340
>can she choke
Most humans can.

>>33873340
My mum once facetimed me wearing only a towel and I winced and cringed hard at the awkwardness.

>>33873301
Obama

>>33873066
Twilight is basically Yandere-con shit for girls, it's what I've been saying for years. The same way Mirai Nikki was like Twilight for Dudes.

State gender.
You ever too tired to go to bed?
Like having to get up from your couch or chair and going to brush your teeth, maybe even shower, put on your pyjamas etc

>>33873350
I miss the Obama years. Things felt normal in life back then for me.

>>33873337
September is already over, you ass clown.

>>33873353
Yes, usually after trying to drink myself to death

Here's to Devil's Night. My new favorite holiday.

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

>>33873353
>You ever too tired to go to bed?
One time I was so tired and drunk, I slept right at the front door after closing it.

>>33873353
M
No.
My bed is close, so I just plop over to it and pass out.

>>33873355
You loved when he drone striked innocent people huh?

Women what was the hardest decision you've ever had to made?

Why are you still so emo and gothic? You're nearly 40 and balding with a pizza goiter, nobody digs that angsty, "mysterious" shit at your age.

>>33873364
The alternative for taking out terrorists was sacrificing American troops in boots on the ground operations, so yes. Obama's counterterrorism policy abroad was a significant improvement over Bush's, and the use of UAVs was a major factor in that equation.

M/F. Should you breakup with someone over political differences? He blames NATO/America for the Russian-Ukraine invasion but I disagree, and he’s passionate about the topic

Ah fuck me I forgot to give my timesheets to the payroll lady and payday is tomorrow aaaaa

>>33873352
I barely watch anime. Too many weird ass looking teenagers with gay hair going into outdated sword fights.

>>33873370
Yes

>>33873353
M
If I'm that tired, I just collapse into bed without brushing my teeth and such.

>>33873365
What to cook for dinner! And what cleaning product smell to use

>>33873323
I’m leggit witnessing posters against fatphobic microagression!

>>33873370
If he's a Russia apologist or a Hamas apologist, you should 100% break up with him.

I would also grill him about nuclear deterrence. If he's pro-Golden Dome and pro-homeland missile defense, he's a keeper. If he believes in total disarmament and nuclear zero, drop him. If he believes in mutual vulnerability (MAD doctrine), he's kind of a dumbass but not as bad as the pro-disarmament, anti-nuclear activism crowd.

Who up thinking about Kosovo and how we need to remove kebab again

>>33873378
How about you not be a fucking racist much less over ethnic differences in a country you don't even fucking live in?

>>33873370
M
That's not a political difference, that's him being a dumb retard. Do you want to be fucked by a dumb retard?

>>33873371
It's not digital? Are you responding from the 90's?

>>33873378
I got intoxicated on kebabs and now I puke so yes.

>>33873372
shad up, edgelord.
Go back to your MLP.

>>33873381
It is digital but the time clock app I have to use constantly malfunctions and I need to send her scans of physical timesheets as well

You can have one wish of anything you desire but your partner has to die in a car crash. Do you do it?

>>33873380
I've fucked women who are all zealously anti-Israel even though I love Israel. I was able to get over that difference and enjoy what we had in common while we hung out and had sex.

>>33873386
F
I wish for a love of my life

>>33873386
Can it be my partner resurect and be happy?

>>33873386
I wish for my wife to outlive me.

>>33873386
How does this work if I don't have a romantic partner? Does my next one-night stand or friends with benefits die in a car crash? A future partner or spouse? Explain the mechanics of this.

>>33873388
Would you date those women though?

>>33873388
>I love Israel
LOL

>>33873388
That's just you putting up with stuff in order to get laid, which is different. Dropping your standards in order to get your dick wet is a tale as old as time.

>>33873389
Why do you date your partner if he is not?

>>33873384
Now this is peak cinema...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8YO5BXCAQ&pp=ygUUUGVyZmVjdCBkYXlzIHRyYWlsZXI%3D

>>33873379
My blood is Serbian. Why do you care so much about Israël if you don't live there?

>>33873390
The monkey's paw curls and you get raped by her decaying, decrepit zombie like something out of a Clive Barker novel.

>>33873392
If you don't then its your hypothetical true love.
>>33873389
>>33873390
>>33873391
You guys don't want anything else but sex? BORING

>>33873398
Oh, I think I saw that. or at least seen clips from it.
That is good, ashually!

>>33873400
Yeah, but I don't hate Palestinians or want them removed, that's the difference.

>>33873386
M
No.

>>33873401
Lmfao

>>33873377
What’s wrong with being a Russia or hamas apologist

>>33873386
F
Honestly yeah, being able to make my movies into expensive multi-million dollar movies would make me feel like a god. I can just date a hot actor after.

>>33873397
I don't have a partner so who is going to die

>>33873284
M
Hoping that girls watch the CSM movie and cosplay as Makima

Asked this many times before, let’s see if we’ll see anything new.
State gender.
What’s an opinion you have that if said in public would probably make people give you a look or even stay away from you?

>>33873408
This

>>33873284
Going to a local Goth night dressed how I usually dress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomIpwgXXMA

>>33873412
Damn...
I need a Snow GF.

>>33873413
F
I really do think the human race should die out (slowly)

>>33873412
Lol I was gonna watch it with my friends today wearing the trashiest fit but you inspired me!!

>>33872953 (OP)
Noticed my qt boss had a nose bump. She got all shy about about it, went on about how she hates it and no one is supposed to notice it. But she was still laughing the whole time. I then made a comment how I always wanted to touch one.

She said I could touch hers and put her nose close to me. I ran my finger over it a few times and said it felt how I always imagined. She found it funny then she went on again about how she hates her nose bump

Can this bite me on the ass and be used as a HR issue against me? Even if she was the one who told me to touch her nose? Also is there a way to make her feel better about her nose bump? It's actually quite nice and suits her. 8 quite like it

>>33873413
M
Probably the fact that I fully stand with JKR and think she's a great person with awesome opinions.

>>33873413
Mpreg is lit

>>33873413
F
I wish there were fat camps.

>>33873413
F
Homosexuality is repulsive

>>33873413
M, Woodrow Wilson is my favorite American president in history

One time on my way home from uni on a train, a girl from the same university was sitting across from me. I had no idea who she was, but it doesn't matter. She was about 19-20. At one of the stops, some old dude came and sat next to her. He looked about 60, wore a tuxedo, and was around 5'3. He rizzed her up with some random poetry he created on the spot about her, and in the end, they went on a date. I have no idea how it ended, but damn, that dude was smooth. I wish I could be that good at pickup when I'm old.
Do girls really love poetry? Should I improve my skills?

>>33873413
M
I think the Death Penalty needs to happen more, and the time period to retry for innocence (I forget the legal term) should be much shorter.
Of course, only for the mega heinous crimes.

Also, parents should be 100% held accountable for the dumb shit their kids do. Don't have kids, if you can't be a "responsible adult" also applies there.

>>33873421
That sounds like a pretty wholesome interaction, I don't see how it could turn into a problem

What's the difference between guilt and shame? How do you know when you're feeling one versus the other?

>>33873413
F
I hate retarded people and think they should either be aborted, killed at birth or used for hard labor until they drop dead.

>>33873413
M
Viva la muerte!

>>33873413
White people should not be participating in mixed race relationships if they intend to have children

>>33873356
We're closer to the next September than we are to the next October.

>>33873425
>>33873424

Moid hands.
> Elementary, my Dear Watson (Nancy Drew).

>>33873413
Depends on where. In front of my college community? That I’m not a tankie.

>>33873428
So like the parents should serve jailtime too?
Would capital punishment still only happen in first degree? Or would a botched robbery count?

>>33873431
That’s pretty terrible of you to say.

>>33873427
5'3 and he pulled a cute grill?
I must learn from this Chad-lite

>>33873441
NTA but I remember getting shunned and reactions of sadness, anger, and horror from my classmates when I said this verbatim in my high school English class senior year.

>>33873430
>Guilt
You did something bad.
>Shame
Someone wants you to think you did something bad. Maybe you did, maybe you didn’t.

>>33873430
Guilt is when you cum to a picture of your innocent crush and then you go “I just cummed to her despite telling her I only wanted to be friends. I treat her like a sex object, I should stop.”
Shame is when you cum to a picture of your crush and then think “did I really just cum to a picture of her? When I could be doing other things? Why this picture? “

>>33873374
>without brushing my teeth and such.
That's gross and unhealthy.

>>33873370
Is he in some poltard(-ish) circles?
Then you should drop him.

>>33873408
lmao

>>33873420
Have fun!

>>33873444
Rightfully so. I definitely would have cut you off over it considering my brother is one of those people you’d like dead or forced into slavery.

It's almost the 10 year anniversary of the 3 or 4 months when I was convinced I had crabs because my nuts itched a lot for no reason and I once saw a fly land on them while I was taking a shit.

Do you have any weird personal anniversaries like that?

>>33873413
Mental illness should be grounds for harsher punishment, not clemency.

>>33873413
M
>I browse 4chan most days

>>33873448
Im not as hot as that girl tho hehe

>>33873413
M
The world would have been better if the british empire had conquered absolutely everywhere

>>33873447
>That's gross and unhealthy.
Well, yeah, that's why I don't even remember the last time I did something like that. Maybe in college, a decade ago?

>>33873436
>Everyone with politically incorrect opinions is a moid

>>33873413
Cousin incest isn’t end of the world if you don’t have children. It should be banned, and it should be taboo, but I’m tired of reading my incest books and people telling me I’m weird.

Have you ever done whippets?

>>33873442
He was extremely good with his game. It was so smooth and fluid, pure improvisation, 0 wasted words. I'm sure he had decades of experience to pull that off.

What's your favorite thing about the opposite sex?

>>33873439
Yes, if the crime is in the middle+ of severity. Of course, those kids don't get scot-free either.

Botched Robbery, no. Unless severe injuries and obvious deaths happened.

>>33873441
>>33873449
I'm the person that originally posted that idea and I grew up with a retard brother. I hate people like you making it out to be anything but hell. I'd gladly strangle my brother and be done with it if this faggy ass system wouldn't put me away like I actually killed a real person.

>>33873461
M.
Vagina, Ass, and boobs, in that order

>>33873461
How they cry and sob when I fuck them

>>33873431
Found the Spartan-lite, sister.
lmao

>>33873344
Are you sure about that?

>>33873462
So if a car jacker pulls a gun, there's a struggle. Victim dies. Obvious death even though it wasn't purely an act to kill?

>>33873463
I've since chilled out but when I was a kid I once saw a mentally challenged dude try to strangle a girl and refuse to let go until a teacher literally punched him hard on the scalp. That severely negatively impacted my opinions of that demographic.

>>33873448
Awoooga!

>>33873463
I also grew up with a retarded brother and now work as a caregiver. I guess you’re my evil twin.

State gender
Will you stick with someone through boring/dry/busy periods?

>>33873463
You’re a huge bitch. I’m glad I don’t know you.

>>33873469
Yes.

>>33873473
M
Yes

How the fuck is Liza Minelli still alive? I thought she died like a million years ago?

>>33873473
M
Of course. Life is often boring.

>>33873469
nta but in many jurisdictions this falls under something called the felony murder rule. If a death occurs as a direct result of your commission of a felony, you can be charged with murder.

>>33873472
Probably. I don't really care what society dubs moral anymore. I see something that is obviously unpleasant and I call a spade a spade. When I realized as a kid slapping my brother made him shut up, you bet your ass I whaled on him as soon as my parents left the room. I believe he lead to my hatred of babies too but Idk chicken or egg kinda thing.

Ugh I ate too many cannelloni

Men, what’s the largest amount of times you’ve came in a 24 hour period? How did you and your dick feel after?

>>33873484
And I ate too many cocks. We're the same, you and me.

>>33873213
>rob a massive petro compound
what's a petro compound dude
>>33873214
M, no but I've dated girls of other races (mixed, black)
>>33873220
M, don't think so, I'm pretty vanilla desu
>>33873222
>I think its wrong
why lol
>>33873226
>unique ability to be a hindrance when they’re not well trained
yeah, some people are not equipped to own dogs lol
>>33873230
>Illegal to do in real life? Yes.
I'm curious...

>>33873483
>I see something that is obviously unpleasant and I call a spade a spade.
Me too. You’re a stupid, heartless bitch.

I’m afraid of telling my friends and family I’m autistic because I’ve seen how they talk about autistic people. It’s depressing that they’ll probably think I’m slightly retarded…

>>33873469
Btw, yes I know it's ironic that I advocate for the Death Penalty, for those in the commission of a serious crime (usually involving death)... I am aware of the pseudo-hypocrisy.

>>33873486
I attended a 3-day masturbation convention and spent about 12 hours each of the three days at the convention jerking off and getting jerked off. I must have came around 60 to 80 times across those 3 days.

>>33873474
Do you really enjoy living with something that can't speak, eat, bath or use the crapper without help? Constant gibberish and screaming at all hours? Does lying really make you the better person?

>>33873266
yeah but only cause my roommate told me
>>33873284
working on the bar til 7pm then going to a party and getting shitfaced probably

>>33873473
F yep. Sometimes life just needs to slow down.

>>33873493
Bullshit. What the fuck? Were drugs involved? I’ve gotten 10+ and probably could’ve gotten more but 20 times plus for 3 days straight? Bullshit

>>33873413
M
I dont think loli hentai is abhorrent as the real thing. I'm not a fan of it, but it weirdly peeves me when i see people say that they are the same

>>33873490
I gave up caring what labels people threw at me for saying what everyone else is thinking a long time ago.

>>33873494
I don’t enjoy it, but I don’t think he’s any less deserving of a dignified life because he’s my literal brother and a human being. How sad it is that you think I’d have to lie about this.

>>33873494
>Constant gibberish and screaming at all hours?
Oh so it's like being on 4chan?

>>33873341
what happened
>>33873340
wtf mean
>>33873328
I think overall yeah but eh depends how restrictive the costume is, if it's just for a little bit and they don't see bothered about it I don't think it's really a big deal
>>33873353
M, yeah I've hit that point before lol, sux
>>33873370
M
I guess if you severely disagree and keep getting into arguments then maybe
I'm too stupid to understand politics so I don't really care about a partner's political views
>>33873371
can you email/text her?

Women would you drink a glass of pre cum?
Men would you drink a glass of pussy juice?

>>33873500
Thank you so much for keeping me posted. What a blessing it is that I’ll never meet you.

>>33873498
>Were drugs involved?
Poppers

>>33873461
F. Cock smell.

>>33873374
>without brushing my teeth
damn
brushing teeth is the one thing I try to never skip even if I'm super depressed
better to skip a shower than skip teeth brushing
>>33873386
no wtf
not that I have a partner but if I did
actually can I wish that they come back to life as a tall blonde baddie
>>33873413
M
idk but once when I was shitposting I shouted "I love blondes" in public and someone looked at me weird

>>33873492
I was researching US cities and crime related to liberal DAs releasing violent criminals early and came across this ridiculous sentencing.

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/latif-williams-samuel-sam-collington-murder-temple-university-philadelphia/3913637/

The victim was also a big lib so kinda reaped what he sowed but its still really sad. Feel so bad for the mom.

>>33873461
M
Smooth skin and hair. It really upps their cuteness factor.

>>33873448
:/

>>33873510
Dont care and doesnt make me hate you or him any less.

>>33873502
Sometimes 4chan is worse. I’ve spoken to some people on here that legitimately seem to have less going on upstairs than my brother who’s mentally around three or four years old.

>>33873507
M
Why use a glass when I can get it directly from the source?

>>33873377
I think you got it Wrong Russia fully Support Israel because they are both invaderd!

>>33873424
I'm not really fat but if there were fat camps with hot female military officers whipping us I would get buff af
>>33873438
what's a tankie
>>33873461
when they are sweet n caring
>>33873473
yeah obvs I'm not a cunt, also I'm quite boring

>>33873501
You drank the Kool-Aid long ago. I will still slap that thing when I get the chance. Can't wait to turn him over to the state when my parents pass.

>>33873486
I didn't keep count but maybe like 10 times in a day? once I was up for 24 hours and basically fapping every couple hours
dick was maybe a bit sore the next day but nothing crazy
>>33873491
>they’ll probably think I’m slightly retarded
they're the retarded ones for being prejudiced and uneducated then
>>33873507
M, depends whose, if I had a crush on her then yeah

Men, what would you do if a thief (who you’re not sure has a weapon) approached you and your girlfriend out in public?

Am I an evil and controlling bitch for not finding my boyfriend's beard attractive? How do I fix this dilemma?
I know it's his body but I thought he was going to stop at some light hair in his chin, but it's getting longer and scaring me. No matter what I do not find big beards attractive and I will always be a bit sexually repulsed by him if it grows any more.
But I do love him. Does he deserve better than me? I shave my pits and legs and trim my pubes. I love sex with him and he does NOT and will NEVER financially support me or anything like that. Not that he owes his body to me...but it gives me some leverage.

>>33873486
6-7?
Past 5 I think I just kept going to see how many times I could before it started to just be pure pain. Afterwards I felt shriveled down there and my balls were like an unfeeling, shriveled prune

>>33873509
Can definitely tell you've lived an easy life. You probably think your a saint for smiling at one of these cross eyed things at the mall or some shit.

>>33873470
It’s so stupid when schools try to pretend like severely disabled kids and normal kids have anything to gain by interacting with each other, because shit like this happens.
Some of them legitimately can’t help themselves. It’s irresponsible to put a lot of them anywhere near students of the opposite sex.

>>33873493
>3-day masturbation convention
How to find stuff like this. I also want to do cumathon

My brother is only a year older than me and just got engaged and I've never had a boyfriend Suicide Suicide Suicide

>>33873473
Yeah

>>33873517
Many such cases, unfortunately.
Read something about a Marine Uber driver a few days ago...
The kids will likely get off, and the parents (of them) get nothing, too.

>>33873526
I’m sure he’ll be in good hands with the state, far away from you. You’re such a pitiful person.

>>33873530
Put myself between her and him and keep an eye on his hands. We'll see what happens.

>>33873530
Discuss different pickpocketing, shoplifting, and mugging methods with him or her. Really geek out about the craft of stealing.

>>33873530
if this actually happened then I would just stand in front of the gf and say take what you want dude just don't hurt us (and hand him whatever but not like I have any valuable posessions anyway lol), that's the sensible decision and no use in risking us getting hurt
in my fantasy though I would karate chop him and princess carry the gf to safety away from an explosion
>>33873532
>Am I an evil and controlling bitch for not finding my boyfriend's beard attractive?
no lmao
>How do I fix this dilemma?
uh tell him to shave lol
when girls I dated asked me to shave/said they prefered no beard I did

>>33873525
>a tankie
Hmm, based off how my club friends describe it to me, it’s pretty much a very radical authoritative lefty. All my friends are of the sort but while I agree with their ideas, where we clash is America. They think that as long as America/NATO is #1 in the global pecking order the world is worse off , which is why they heavily support or turn a blind eye to Russia and China. I don’t love America but I’m pretty happy if we stay number 1.

>>33873532
You're a woman aren't you? Don't you know how to get him to do it? Say you don't mind but treat him like he's the ugliest person in the room. Let him find you masturbating to only clean shaven men. Grey rock that bitch

>>33873537
Should have fucked your bro when you had the chance.

>>33873534
I lived a hard life. I was molested and abused as a child, and I even stepped in as my brother’s main caregiver at one point in my youth. You don’t know shit about me.

>>33873542
Are you a Khajit?
Do you get to the Cloud District often?

>>33873536
It was hosted at a local gay bathhouse that sometimes does all-gender/multi-gender sex parties. There's also a swinger's club nearby that kind of has similar events.

>>33873537
RIP, sorry to hear that anon
You'll meet your guy someday <3
tfw I'm the eldest of 5 and all my younger siblings are stacies/chads with partners and I'm almost a wizard kek
>>33873544
>very radical authoritative lefty
that sounds a bit extreme bro

>>33873220
M
I feel like everyone here is a much better person than I am.

>>33873548
You ever try mercenary work? Might suit you.

>>33873486
I've had 18 orgasms in 16 hours
Numb

>>33873540
Hey man at the end of the day, I didn't birth the monstrosity. Also those places will leave him in a room to rot. He'll die alone. It's the only comfort I take from this shitty situation.

>>33873530
Is he trying to rob me?

Why do (you) find black people less attractive than white people?

>>33873555
You’re an impressively awful person.

>>33873547
>molested and abused as a child

So your a used up mentally ill freak too I take it? Off to the camp with you retard.

>>33873557
ugly people are just ugly no matter the color

>>33873557
Because I'm white

>>33873561
I’m not impressed. Hope you enjoyed that negative attention you were looking for, fucking loser.

>>33873547
Get over it, crybaby.

>>33873552
If the risk of death wasn't super high I'd consider it irl. But PMCs usually hire operatives with a military or spook background and I've got neither.

Women, are you still pretty on your lazy days?

I need a white moid with an uncut penits

>>33873549
Sounds fun. I know a few clubs like this, but they ask for around $200 for entry as a single male. Still, I think I should explore more.

Has a man ever tortured and killed you by sticking a firecracker up your vagina like Japanese soldiers did to Chinese civilian women during the Rape of Nanjing?

>>33873570
It’s white but cut sorry anon u_u

>>33873539
The victim was a smart, foolish but meant well. Give him a few years out of college and he would have probably cooled off with the Marxist shit and had just been a productive member of society. The killer will probably get out early and just keep committing violent crimes until someone defends themselves. Then the family will yell hate crime.

>>33873570
Me? I would

>Having a great week
>Having a decent day too
>Soured by my friend being weirdly argumentative for no reason
For what reason I may never know but she's kind of pissed me off.

>>33873532
No. It is a personal preference. But also he is in control of his own body hair the way he likes it.

>>33873004
You're very handsome actually... How long is your hair? What are your interests? Do you have a very weird voice?

>>33873560
>Gives sound reason for not putting up with useless thing in society.
>Somehow I'm awful
>>33873566
Was it your daddy that diddled you? Bet you liked it too. No wonder you think blinking afterbirth deserves rights.

>>33873570
Hi.

>>33873004
deep hairline

>>33873583
It was my aunt. You sound like a teenager.

>>33873004
You look mentally unwell. Would laugh behind your back and mock you if I saw you alone in public.

How “well made” are you when running errands or strolling your neighborhood? Do you finish your hairdo, put on cool clothes, etc before you leave the home? Or do you look like shit, or like you just woke up and don’t give a shit?

>>33873590
F. I don't leave the house without looking as nice as I'd want to look if I was with friends.

>>33873587
Oh ok, was she hot? She promise you Pokemon cards or some stupid shit? Why haven't you killed yourself?

I need a white moid with a cut penits

>>33873593
Hi :)

>>33873569
... source?

>>33873051
If its the opposite of what she said its ugly. Except the purple bit I prefer pink head

State gender
Do you flirt with workers for bonuses or just for fun, like with waitresses or fast-food employees?
I do. At this point, I think flirting has become my default behavior.

Honestly as an adult I really don't care if teens smash my pumpkin I bought...no teens smash my pumpkin ;(

>>33873438
>college community? That I’m not a tankie.
>>33873544
>radical authoritative lefty
Why do Communist still exist if Communism has proven to never work?

>>33873590
M
I try to be "decent"; any more effort will not help me, given out hideous I am.

>>33873557
M, I don't, the hottest girl I went out with was black
I see gorgeous black women IRL all the time
>>33873571
>they ask for around $200 for entry
wtf you must be trolling lol
>>33873579
sorry to hear that dude
>>33873260
>that impedes relationships with humans
I hope you don't talk like this IRL
sounds like you need a hug and some therapy bro
>>33873582
>What are your interests? Do you have a very weird voice?
he probably just doesn't ask out girls, like most guys on this website

>>33873279
Why would a foid feel similar to him in 2025? Are you stupid? He is 23. The good ones are already taken and none of them chose him.

>>33873597
M
I don’t flirt, well I do, but I don’t approach or initiate flirting . If you’re flirting with me, then I’ll flirt back, but I won’t start it. And you have to be very obvious, I don’t want to confused someone being nice with them flirting with me. All 3 of my girlfriends have been
>a friend first
>Through online dating that turned to real life
>she approached me

>>33873590
If I need to talk to people I shave and take a bath almost every time. If it is just for a walk I don't really care and just change to whatever

>>33873592
You’re really bad at this.
I was 5, she was 13. She stuck me in a dark room under the guise of watching some Buffy reruns and “counted” the graphics printed on my underwear. I haven’t killed myself because I like being alive.

>>33873579
I was gonna say lol, it's okay to be a bit miffed but try not to let it get you down and ruin your entire day
maybe she's just having a bad day too and is a bit defensive
>>33873597
M, nah I'm too much of a dork for that
though I do flirt with milfs a bit when I'm at work

>>33873600
same reason people argue against abortion despite us having direct evidence it decreases crime by removing undesirables.

People are soft and want to think the world is sunshine and roses and humans are really really good deep down!

>>33873107
Slug is an unironic pet name my pussy has earned. Several times.

>>33873597
I don't flirt at all. I probably should try but I don't think men like me

women how much of you actually like veins on penis?

>>33873606
>You’re really bad at this.

Yet you still engage with me. This is really not that bad especially since she was 13. You sound like such a little fag.

>>33873612
I don't like veins in general

>>33873611
>I don't think men like me
don't shoot yourself down anon, you're probably pretty cool

>>33873600
See, that’s the thing, when I discuss it with those friends they just say either America or other capitalist nations have always interfered with communist nations to ruin it or they just say it does exist in infant form with Cuba and China

>>33873612
I do.

Need flat, aggressively mid femanon. Her words not mine don’t shoot the messenger pls

>>33873602
>wtf you must be trolling lol
Yeah, I checked and it's actually $60.

I'm 35, how do I de-age myself to look around 20-22 years old and then look that age constantly for the next century or two?

>>33873609
Abortion is actually evil, though. It's not the baby's fault. You're not tough for harming someone who can't even defend themselves. Fuck you.

>>33873614
ngl Jecka turning me on by saying this
>>33873610
based slugger anon
>>33873621
>$60
that's still a lot kek, you can go to like 10 nightclubs for that price
>>33873623
find the fountain of youth
idk skincare + healthmaxx

Girls, which one of us is he talking about

>>33873610
I've heard of petting pussy, but never hugging slug. That's a new one.

>>33873597
M
I flirt sometimes, just for fun. I’m not always in the mood for it. Women over 45 always seem much more keen to initiate lol

>>33873624
that is the best time to harm someone

tfw no big butt black gf

>>33873618
What about Stalin and Mao murdering millions of their own citizens? What justification do they give for that?
> capitalist nations have always interfered with communist nations to ruin it
The irony when communist have done the same to college here

What if I just stopped pretending to be happy for people reaching milestones I wish I was

>>33873624
Fags like you are the reason useless criminals get to terrorize the streets. You feel like a saint because the some useless shit that should have never been here gets to rape and murder people now? What about their lives? You are so short sighted.

Everyone’s horny!

>>33873612
I think they're interesting. I like watching it pulse.

>>33873628
I bet she knows

>>33873132
Consider for a moment the fact that the average American is just a cheeseburger away (No really, the average American is BMI 29) from being obese outright so that means the amount of people who are actually standard and within the healthy range is quite low. You are way more likely to run into someone who's fat. Options are quite limited. That means a lot of people are going to have to settle. If you're not fat, you have way better picking options. Especially if you're just chubby, just a little chunky, you have better options than your peers that jiggle with every step.

>>33873635
>justification
An assortment of “western propaganda”, good beliefs and plans gone wrong , and capitalist nations forcing their hand.
Even with all this They do help with the local community around the college which is cool.

>>33873612
GROSS. I only like fake penises that vibrate.

>>33873625
>that's still a lot kek, you can go to like 10 nightclubs for that price
Yeah, but for $60, all drinks and food are included, plus stuff for sex like lube and condoms. I guess it's because you can't exactly pull your credit card or cash from your ass when you're completely nude.

Why does my cat have to step on my balls so hatefully when he wants to get in my lap
Women do they do this to your tits as well? Why do we tolerate these creatures

>>33873608
>she's just having a bad day too and is a bit defensive
Could be. I pissed her off (unintentionally) recently. She's not the kind to be petty so I doubt it's "revenge" but I wonder if that has anything to do with it.

We were just talking and out of no where she's challenged me to a philosophical debate and insists she needs to point out the "contradictions" in my moral framework? I thought we were just talking and she's suddenly going "Yeah but you said a different thing in that hypothetical to this hypothetical" and hitting with shit like "Non-sequitur. That's a motte and bailey. That's equivocation". Like arguing with a fucking redditor. Never been like this before.

>>33873649
>all drinks and food are included, plus stuff for sex like lube and condoms
that's fair enough but I think I'd lose my appetite desu
>>33873650
there are two wolves inside of us

>>33873650
LOL
I love this place.

>>33873641
She's got a face that shows that she knows she's heard every lie.

>>33873650
Waow I’m famous now :D

>>33873653
>Non-sequitur. That's a motte and bailey. That's equivocation
I would just say, soz babe I'm too stupid to understand what these words mean

>>33873652
Cats are the worst. I kicked one for trying to hurt a poor lizard in my neighborhood.

>>33873193
No gym???? A buff man in uniform is sexy

>>33873132
I know fat people who are happily married and I know comparatively less fat people who can't even get a date. The last one is me btw (and f)

>>33873596
Nah, my dick looks great.

>>33873660
ur evil

>>33873664
Bigly. And he posts like someone who shitposts on /v/

>>33873644
>An assortment of “western propaganda”, good beliefs and plans gone wrong , and capitalist nations forcing their hand.
So what exactly do they think of national socialism and mustache man?
Couldn't those same arguments apply?

>>33873664
I saved the lizard.

>>33873590
I always do at least the minimum of throwing something relatively nice on. Nothing crazy but being presentable and groomed in public is in my opinion a necessary thing in society, it's good manners.

>>33873662
I hope you get a date hun
yeah I think people who are more extroverted and charming have more luck regardless regardless of looks
I knew a gorgeous girl in HS who was really shy and basically didn't date anyone until she eventually met her bf as an adult

>>33873004
Woah Gomer Pyle???? Lol you kill any drill Sargents lately

>>33873612
Love it

>>33873652
I've only had a tiny kitten get on my chest and I barely felt anything. Can't say the same about my friend's pet rabbit though

>>33873638
How about we spare the children and just sterilize the adults? Oh wait for some reason thats cruel but killing a baby isnt

>>33873676
Even with most adult cats it ain’t so bad, but this ffffucking fucker in my lap right now has some kind of superpower where his little feet magically weigh five times as much whenever he relaxes

>>33873667
Fuck lizards

>>33873652
>Why does my cat have to step on my balls so hatefully when he wants to get in my lap
When my cats want to get on my lap I put my hand over that area so my cat won't step on them

>>33873663
In my mind its ugly.

>>33873582
Almost to my shoulders.
>What are your interests?
Cinema(my dream is to be a film director or documentarist), literature, mostly weird stuff, climbing, but i feel so empty nowadays like no interest remains plus im very lazy so I barely read and i didnt make it to film school
>Do you have a very weird voice?
Why? Do I look like? I have grave voice like announcer, but yeah I talk weird because Im mental like the anon pointed out

You crackin that?

>>33873557
Are you asking me why I think people are ugly? They don't look good to me.

It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L

>>33873681
I usually do too, but he got the jump on me this time. And he still just puts so much pressure on me whenever he’s standing anywhere on me. I love him but he sucks

>>33873677
Honestly, that's fine by me I'll be first in line. Believe it or not there are pro-choice people that want it to be the very last option. I have always been careful. Never had a problem. My goal is to die never know if my uterus ever worked.

>>33873588
I am. Thats cruel. You must be sick too.

>>33873664
Inside cat good, outdoor cat bad. They should be kept in a shelter and if theyre unsuitable for adoption euthanized. Pets should be spayed and neutered at the appropriate age and if let outside the owner fined. If outside and unspayed/unneutered a bigger fine. If cat stats in the shelter too long, euthanize. Too many cats not enough homes.

>>33873679
Nah way cuter than filthy cats
>>33873693
I at least look normal on the outside. I like making men feel terrible about themselves.

>>33873696
Edgy ass mf

>>33873695
a lot of words to say that you are psycho that likes to kick cats

>>33873684
Sounds like you'd be able to get a date EZ if you put yourself out there then

>>33873652
our cat also does this kek, I got balls of steel at this point

>>33873690
Could you just take his paws and move them on your thigh? Or just turn him towards your stomach?

Thoughts on sex?

>>33873697
I hope you have a less than enjoyable life and your parents die early.

>>33873702
It should happen in my life more than it does

>>33873660
>I kicked one
what is wrong with u
>>33873685
a beer? yeah
>>33873696
why can't you just not kick cats or lizards
>t. used to have geckos and cats
>>33873702
never had it but seems pretty cool

>>33873702
It's sexy.

>>33873703
I see you’re filling the void I left behind. Needs work, make it more wordy

>>33873701
I already did, but he gets so fussy and sometimes puts his paws right back where he initially had them. I deserve this for naming him Lord British, probably

>>33873692
Right so sterilize criminals and offer free zero hormone long term contraceptives like the copper IUD to the rest, make hospital care after assaults free so free emergency contraceptives just in case. Why ever need abortion then?

>>33873702
Not as enjoyable as porn. I am female

>>33873702
I'd like to someday but I really don't like being touched

>>33873710
Because sometimes shit happens. And in my case I'd kill myself over being pregnant.

>>33873702
M
Only interested in it with a woman I love.

>>33873714
>Only interested in it with a woman I love
I feel the same way (but then fall in love with any woman double my age who calls me sweetie)

Do women want men?

>>33873717
One wants me hehehe

>>33873713
Then I think that's the right call. If you'd actually be willing to end your life over creating human life and you haven't taken any precautions to prevent human life, go for it.

>>33873683
I think my downward curve, combined with its overall size, makes it look heavy in a good way. I won't apologize for that. And the fact that the head is a soft pink looks nicer than a deep red or purple, I think. Purple-headed dicks look gross to me.

>>33873717
I want one specific man (and it kinda sucks)

>>33873721
Spill the beans

>>33873721
Why’s it suck?

>>33873719
I mean I'd definitely try and remove the parasite first.

>>33873726
You are evil.

>>33873698
Outside cats are a scourge on the environment. Outside cats spread disease. Outside cats kill small reptiles, amphibians, mammals, and birds. Outside cats lead to feral cats, which can never be tamed and do not want to be pets. If outside dogs were a problem that just roamed the neighborhood again, then we'd just start bringing back dog catchers like we used to, and if feral dog populations started cropping up, which they do in the United States, we'd euthanize them. We don't just let them keep running around.

do women play video games?

>>33873723
>>33873724
I've known him since childhood and at this point I don't think he likes me in that way

>>33873726
Why don't you just find a doctor that would willingly cut you apart and make you less of a woman?

>>33873729
No I'm not. you don't get to use my body to build another. Get fucked.

>>33873732
That’s really rough.

>>33873735
Your own child isn't a parasite. Stop trolling.

I have fucked latino, white, black and asian moids and they all suck in bed

>>33873734
I will. I also don't care about my gender. It's a shallow trait.

>>33873732
Did you try using booba magic on him

>>33873735
YOU used your body. You can't use your reproductive system and then get mad when it reproduces. It's doing what it was designed to do, you're the one that's not. Besides which isn't it ridiculously hard to get pregnant anyway? Something like a 30% odd of actually getting pregnant every single month? If you were actually on as many precautions as you should be, if you insist that you would happily execute your own biological child, then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

>>33873702
I dont have any thoughts during sex is pure instincts

>>33873731
yeah a lot of them do
I've had friends IRL who were a lot more hardcore than me
>>33873741
>I have fucked latino, white, black and asian moids
are you tryna complete the pokedex or something
>they all suck in bed
what they succin tho

>>33873741
The common denominator is you

>>33873739
By definition. If I don't want it, it is.

A lot of women want men to treat them how they treat their male friends but the second men do that they go and cry sexism to HR or whatever. That's just how men talk to each other sweetie, there is a lot of competitve banter. When your friend says you're looking a little fat today or whatever you're supposed to say "bet I can still kick your ass though" then have a laugh not cry and take it personally.

>>33873743
What's booba magic

>>33873745
Such a great feeling

>>33873741
Try sticking with 1 guy instead of sleeping around like a whore.

>>33873748
No, the common denominator is that they all suck in bed

>>33873741
You have to be more specific, what where their ethnicities? An Italian isn't the same as Anglo even though both are white

>>33873744
I wouldn't be happy I have to deal with an abortion. I'd take comfort in knowing it suffered though.

>>33873712
>really don't like being touched
hope you're able to overcome that someday
I get the same thing, I'm really attracted to someone but then when I end up in bed with a girl I don't feel like doing anything, shit stresses me out man
>>33873755
where are you meeting/picking these guys kek

>>33873755
Not my problem, I am a good lover

>>33873743
I don't possess booba

>>33873760
It's over, I'm sorry

>>33873751
You men cry like bitches too. My bf called me stupid so I told him I skinned his dog and he got really mad. Some tough guy he is

>>33873760
Probably enough for magic still tbqhwy

>>33873741
How many STI have you collected?

>>33873763
Are you 13? Lmfao, that’s stupid

Advice for anons. It is not too late to leave these threads anons. Newbies please don't get stuck here for years. Go play outside and get rejected it will only increase your zenkai boosts. Anything but this.

>>33873758
>where are you meeting/picking these guys kek
There is a bar in my town which ensures a constant supply of moids
>>33873765
I'm not an animal, I have them use condoms
>>33873759
Suuuuuuure