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Previously on ATOGA: >>33881241

>>33884503 (OP)
I HATE WOMEN!

Life is so scary life is so scary how can I do anything if I'm always scared

>>33884503 (OP)
I hate women so fucking much.

>>33884509
same.

>>33884509
hate is a strong word

How many people have you had a crush, infatuation, and been in love with, respectively. You define that how you want. Pic unrelated
>for me
M, 24, ~6 crushes, 2 infatuations, 0 loves

>>33884516
I do everything for you

>>33884503 (OP)
I’ll just get straight to it-
Ladies, what’s an unusual sexual experience you had?

its NNN
atoga, are you going to make it?

I respect bpdemons because they treat moids the way they deserve to be treated

>>33884523
F
25
4 crushes 1 love

>>33884523
whats the difference between a crush and infatuation
to me they are the same
anyways probably 3 crushes, no love.

>>33884523
M, 19, 4 crushes, 1 infatuation, 0 loves.
Funny enough, if I didnt have that one infatuation with a literal whore, I mightve gotten with the one girl who was actually into me my entire life.

>>33884528
Oh shoot, good point, I should go fail that.

>>33884528
i jerked off a couple hours ago
what purpose does refraining for a whole month serve

>>33884528
Yes.

>>33884528
its my first time living alone during a November but yeah i think i am

>>33884534
Crush is like that person in your high school math class who made you feel "butterflies in you stomach". You like them.
Infatuation is much more intense, you can hardly stop thinking about them. You intensely look forward to meeting them. You think you might be falling in love.
I don't know what falling in love is fully like given I haven't experienced it.

>>33884523
30F
6 crushes (5/6 online)
1 decade-long relationship
1 love (towards a female friend, not the pet moid)

>>33884538
dopamine reset

>>33884528
Does it include sex?

>>33884545
>to meeting them
bad wording. Intensely look forward to being around them*

>>33884546
you dont even love the guy youre in a relationship with? did you ever?

>>33884549
i think the challenge is pretty much only for people who dont have sex

>>33884555
Some women are evil

>>33884545
i mean there has been a woman that i looked forward to meeting but i wouldnt say she filled my thoughts or i ever thought i loved her
so maybe 1/2 infatuation

I hate women.

>>33884560
Correction: Most women are evil

>>33884560
>Some

all mens jackets should have shoulder pads

>>33884560
All*

Riding a moid is fun but it's EXTREMELY exhausting

/thread

>>33884509
>>33884517
Did you know that from a biochemical point of view, hate and love are almost the same thing?

>>33884565
>>33884567
>>33884571
I'm not evil

>>33884555
I had a crush on him at first but living with him was like handling a big special needs kid I wasn't allowed to discipline. It took such a long time to dump him since every time I reached out I was told "yea all men are like that, just deal with it"

>>33884577
Marry me

>>33884528
I would think they would since they don't have women.

>>33884576
Explode, filth.

>>33884576
except when i love someone i want to embrace them and kiss their face and when i hate someone i want to shoot them and cut of their face
so pretty different tbqh

>>33884572
It is yeah

>>33884582
Ok

>>33884585
>>33884587
Just saying, you're still passionate about women

>>33884572
I work out regularly specifically so that I can ride my bf long enough to get off before my legs are jello.

>>33884591
So what should we do now

>>33884597
Idk

Turns out women want dominant men more than men want submissive women
Who knew?

>>33884593
I seek their absence more than anything.

I make myself sick it makes me sick how much of my life I've ruined

>>33884528
Why does she keep getting shilled. She's pretty but not extraordinary.

>>33884598
Wanna go on a cute ass date to Olive garden

>>33884601
it makes sense
men dgaf if a woman is dominant or submissive
as long as she has sex with him
also 99% of women are submissive while 75% of men are dominant
so there's a discrepancy in that too

>>33884603
Then leave? Turn off the damn computer, go outside.

>>33884603
>i want to avoid women
>i know!
>i should go to the "talk to women" thread, great idea

>>33884603
My man, you are on /atoga/ begging for female attention.

>>33884612
you made those numbers up

>>33884532
its over for you

>>33884621
theres an infographic thats been spammed itt lately but i dont have it
someone may post it

>>33884523
M, 10 crushes, 2 loves, 1 yearning

>>33884593
https://www.science20.com/news_releases/brains_hate_circuit_identified
Well, hate and love share some of the same brain areas, particularly in the putamen and insula, which are involved in emotional intensity and arousal. While both are high-arousal emotions, love is associated with a deactivation of areas for judgment and reasoning, whereas hate involves less deactivation of the cerebral cortex, allowing for critical thinking and planning for revenge.

>>33884523
F 19. A few unmemorable crushes, only parasocial infatuations if that counts, 1 love.

>>33884614
>go outside
>there's women everywhere
Nice one, dumbarse.
>>33884619
>>33884620
I'm trying to get them to fuck off.

>>33884608
What have you ruined hun
>>33880161
She literally is a witch though, she goes to pagan church, practices spells etc.
>>33880164
Noo she's a sweetheart lol
>>33880175
That too, we all dressed as witches
>>33884509
Same except I love them sm even though they're scary

>>33884632
Fakecel

>>33884523
F, 5 crushes, 1 infatuation, 1 love
And 0 bf

>>33884638
love=bf i thought

>>33884634
>women, please leave the "talk to women" thread. youre ruining my chudspace

>>33884527
What counts as unusual?

>>33884642
Yes.

>>33884528
Nah, not fapped but got the hangover hornies today
>>33884569
I'm not an American football player lool
>>33884638
>0 bf
RIP, hope you meet someone nice
>>33884632
>1 love
https://youtu.be/bcxnbfRYM-g?si=T2k5lOidCWX28k7f

>>33884639
The best kind of love is unrequited

>>33884656
fact check: False

>>33884639
Lmao

>>33884594
>I work out regularly specifically so that I can ride my bf
I like sex but not enough to start working out lol

>>33884658
Don't ruin my cope pls

women
how would you take it if your bf only wanted to have sex biweekly

>>33884601
So fucking true. When I was young and new to dating, I tried following dating guides. I was unfortunate enough that my first guide was some retarded shit written by a woman. You know the garbage: "respect women", "always ask for consent", "always ask her opinion". That's straight-up evil advice designed to make you miserable as fuck. I never got anywhere with it, and it was the most pathetic shit I've ever done.
The best possible advice from me? A woman's opinion exists to be disregarded.

>>33884576
Real.

>>33884666
>A woman's opinion exists to be disregarded
Why on earth are you on "ask the opposite gender anything" then lmao

>snooped gf phone on gut feeling because she told me her male friend was pouring his feelings out for her over instagram
>she basically spoke to him a week I was away as if she was ready to dump me
>take pictures
>confront her with an open discussion and chance for her to be honest if she has anything to tell me
>hands me her phone, says she can't believe I'm really going to go through her phone
>hand it back
>she scrolls through their DMs
>the most incriminating messages I took copies off from her were deleted
She thinks we'll somehow move past this. Do I or don't I show her that photo when she denies it again? I only took the photos 2 days ago so I'm almost positive she deleted them as I handed her the phone back opposite me on the sofa.

>>33884673
dump her

>>33884673
Ngl that sounds sus af on her part, are you sure you want to stay with her?

>>33884673
Break up with her. Tell her you know everything and that it's over

>>33884661
It's the best motivator, seriously. And all the tangential benefits beyond riding dick more comfortably makes it that much more worth the time.

>>33884673
Damn, men really die in real life if they become single. I can't imagine wanting to stay with someone who cheats and shows faked evidence.
Don't tell her anything, reading people's messages is illegal unlike cheating.

>>33884666
Based. No reason not to hate women. They should feel bad about themselves.

>>33884671
>Why on earth are you on "ask the opposite gender anything" then lmao
It's dating advice, not life advice. I love women, but putting her in charge never works, and she never really wants it either.

I call my penis the SMM (single mother maker)

>>33884673
Don't say anything incriminating, just say you are disappointed that she's no longer trustworthy and that you aren't comfortable sharing your life with her in this capacity anymore. It sucks, but she can't claim it was a moment of panic or weakness when you know for a fact that she went out of her way to lie to you when you've asked for honesty.

Evil moids. Evil moids everywhere.

>>33884687
anyone remember all the normies killing themselves over covid because they couldnt have sex kek

>>33884523
M, 30
5 crushes and 2 loves. One of the 5 crushes is happening rn

>>33884647
Ofc it's the prodigy.

>>33884594
What kind of exercises do you do?

>>33884707
I hear I'm quite fun and nice actually

>>33884665
:')

>>33884735
is that a nose or a tear

>>33884738
Tear, unfortunately.

>>33884740
too often? how about once a month

>>33884707
It's Halloweekend

>>33884702
>dating advice, not life advice
You're still listening to women's opinions though lol...
>>33884707
Mwahahaha
Jk I'm good boi today
>>33884723
Hell yeah https://youtu.be/itwZJH0sKcQ?si=pLydltWQ5TwrtUnH

>>33884673
She's going to break up with you so make sure you have another girl lined up

>>33884676
>>33884678
>>33884682
>>33884706
Yeah. She even specified to him she doesn't want to fuck a "friendship" that she values, but still doesn't draw the line at saying " might take a look at your junk though".
She told me she didn't even see him and just said they'd meet to make me feel bad - but given I know she's deleted the messages that are unforgivable then I can't trust a damn thing she's said.
I'm ready to walk but it's so tempting to catch her out by showing her the deleted ones. We still work for the same company but are in different branches now, I feel it'd just keep her thinking twice about making up bullshit about us.

It's frankly disgusting she thinks this can be worked through and that deleting those few messages she sent (right after I visited her and dropped gifts off from my trip by the way) are enough to save face. I mean the resulting chat is the guy saying he wants her that just tits and ass will suffice and to wear something tight or nothing at all - only it's in the void without her replies now. It's pathetic.

I'm going over there soon, she's going to think there's something salvageable and it sucks.

>>33884595
>>33884584
Holy shit she's back? What was her old name again?

What does it mean when a lesbian girl regularly describes wanting werewolves to knot her and rut her, and also constantly talks about sucking dick?

>>33884713
COVID was the best time of my life ngl
Now I have to interact with customers again...

>>33884704
I call mine penis

>>33884759
shes a poser
only calls herself a lesbian for lgbt virtue signaling

>>33884757
>still doesn't draw the line at saying " might take a look at your junk though
>saying he wants her that just tits and ass will suffice and to wear something tight or nothing at all - only it's in the void without her replies now
Wtff
Why you still with this ho lol

>>33884759
Reminds me of that time my "gay" twitter moot started reminiscing about his high school gf after his douche bf left him

>>33884758
i dont even remember lmfao

>>33884758
>What was her old name again?
A girl that will break the scales- I mean rules

>>33884759
No idea. I like women and werewolves, too, but I rightfully identify as a bi and hypersexual weirdo.

>>33884523
M30
>2 shallow crushes/romantic infatuations
All slowly faded before I became a teenager.
>0 loves
Probably because I prefer to treat people more fairly and unbiased, rather than picking on one person and obsessing over them. If I ever try to romantically love someone, it'll likely come from a conscious choice and discipline, rather than a sudden and intense infatuation. Maybe if I notice that certain external circumstances and a long history together make us compatible.
https://youtu.be/OEqaUOMMefA

Gender
Would you have sex with a fantasy creature? And I don't mean catgirls who are still basically human, but something less anthropomorphic, like a kraken, mermaid, or whatever.

>>33884774
Yeah deffos, I love mermaids

I constantly fight with myself about wanting a relationship. I don’t want to be taken away from making music and reading in my free time and a woman would definitely affect this, but I yearn for the touch of a woman and to be obsessed over

>>33884772
based and isaacnewton-pilled

Should I ask my baddie colleague if she's still planning to go out after work tonight (I'm off, she's still got a few hours) or should I just stay in and play vidya
Think she's still kinda pissed off with me cause I didn't stay for a drink with her after work yesterday (had to stay late so was already late to a party) or come out clubbing with her

>gf has some dodgy strain of having at least once upon a time
>favourite thing is to get eaten out
>don't want my jaw to rot off
Statistically what are the odds I get Michael douglased?

>>33884774
F. Yes. Werewolf, centaur, minotaur, pretty much anything with sapience and least some human-like body features so it doesn't make me feel like I'm just fucking an animal.

>>33884782
>yearn for the touch of a woman
I mean that's what fwbs are for, the sex/cuddling without impacting the rest of your life
But you can still find a gf who respects your need for free time for your hobbies
You do have to make sacrifices in a relationship though. Iktf I'm obsessed with making music so the hardest part about dating was not having time for that

>>33884774
>tfw no wendigo gf

>>33884743
If you mean biweekly like every other week, it should be more often preferably..

>>33884774
All of the ones that would be smart enough to communicate and consent and wouldn't kill me or get me pregnant

Am I evil for offhandedly calling my bisexual ex-gf gay and relishing the ensuing spergout she had over "invisiblizing" her

>>33884759
She's not a lesbian lol

>>33884707
Tee-hee

>>33884774
if anything id prefer that to an actual human being

Femanons, do you think sex work is empowering?

>>33884795
No but you're either flexing or humiliating yourself based on whether you made her gay as a lesbian or as a moid

>>33884795
Maybe you'd still be together if you'd tried invisaligning instead.

>>33884750
Today???

>>33884795
>my bisexual ex-gf

>>33884774
No, im not that into black girls

>>33884790
>that's what fwbs are for, the sex/cuddling without impacting the rest of your life
I feel like this would be the most appropriate relationship but I don’t think I could really get her wrapped around my finger and obsessed with me in this scenario. Maybe I’m wrong

>>33884801
Humiliating I guess lol, but I can't say I miss that relationship. I actually did this to two women in a row because I'm just that great B^)
It was much, much more amicable with the first one

>>33884805
Good boi today
Evil tomoz
>>33884808
>get her wrapped around my finger and obsessed with me
I see, you're a narcissist
Well if you really want that find a vulnerable BPD girl but don't be surprised when she slashes your tyres

>>33884511
You do it anyway.

ever fucked up a relationship so bad she turned gay after dumping you?
that was my first relationship...

>>33884800
If someone genuinely wants to do sex work and s/he has the power to do it, sure. But I doubt all of them are in it for the love of the game.

>>33884806
Some of us just have to touch the stove lol

>>33884511
You need to just start with little things and slowly build your confidence and realise that you are capable of doing things and the worst case scenarios are just you catastrophising
Ygmi
>>33884813
Idk about "turned gay" but most girls I dated were bi and yeah two got gfs after me lmao

>>33884807
Fuck you.

Do you guys ever hesitate to flirt with a girl because you're not sure about her age? I don't want to be "that guy"

>>33884821
the fuck are you mad about, you're a latina

>>33884774
F. Yes depending on the creature ofc.

>>33884822
not really, but I dont flirt with girls anyways. Im locked out of that skilltree

>>33884686
Oo I like that!

>>33884826
Damn. I don't have any skill either really, I just thought I could tell her I think she's cute and ask for her number or offer her mine.

>>33884804
I would look like that guy in the quirk chungus meme if I did that so I'm glad I didn't
>>33884822
I don't generally have a very hard time telling whether or not someone is old enough for me to flirt with, but then again, I'm not really interested in any women under 25
I don't think it's really that hard to tell if a girl is 18+ or not. I don't remember it being too hard when I was 19-23ish

>>33884799
love snakes

>>33884799
This anime is a classic.

>>33884822
No

>>33884822
i have never flirted with a girl regardless of what i think her age is

>>33884811
>I see, you're a narcissist
A little bit but the reason for my desires is because I want to be loved equally. When I love a woman, I become possessive and think about her all the time, and I want the same. In my previous relationships, the women has treated me like a god and anything less than that would be very disappointing

>>33884800
Some parts yes, most parts no.

>>33884823
I'm multiracial.

>>33884796
>>33884771
>>33884767
>>33884764
So is it mainly some sort of identity problem or something? For reference she says she wishes she was straight and for her preferring women is something she regularly wishes wasn't a problem she has. She also hates a lot of the LGBT community and leans towards conservative politics.

>>33884665
Doesn’t really matter to be honest.

>>33884782
There are girls that would fall in love with you and sit and listen and watch you make your music or parallel play

>>33884838
Marry me

>>33884836
>the women has

>>33884842
only if hes attractive though, huh?

I was masturbating ferociously to some random BDSM porn, but when the girl called the younger guy 'daddy', it was so fucking hilarious. Like, if I were fucking someone twice my age and she called me daddy, I don't know if I could take it seriously. My parents weren't even fucking born when you were already in school.

>>33884830
thats not flirting nigga

>>33884832
Yess actually underrated.

>>33884842
>>33884848
I’m attractive but would a woman not get bored of me? Don’t I have to be entertaining? That matters more than attractiveness in my experience
>inb4 you just weren’t attractive enough!!!

>>33884838
and thats why its a no from me
Latina I could handle, I can cope that you're spanish
but the other part? no

>>33884846
Post dick stats and your opinions on having children.

>>33884622
Ok bitch

>>33884850
>>>/trash/
Take it somewhere else, coomer

>>33884850
>oh yah yo wan dat cawg
>yeth yeth yeth daedeeeeee
Anyone who doesn't mute American porn is clinically insane

>>33884852
Idk what I'm doing bro

>>33884858
>Latina I could handle, I can cope that you're spanish
You said this retarded shit on purpose, right? You actually know what fucking latina means, right? I'm.so fucking mad right now.

>>33884611
I hate Olive Garden

femanons, when was the last time you felt like picrel?
What was the context? How did you fix it?

I should have asked femanon more about her cute devil costume

>>33884865
Latina.....Latin....the Latin part of the latinas come from Spaniards

>>33884866
>bite into olive garden 'bread' roll
>85% air
>disappointment immeasurable, day ruined

>>33884848
>>33884856
I’m plenty entertained by any man who is in love with me and acts like it
What else are you guys thinking you need to do? Dance around like a monkey?
In my mind he would fill all the spaces in my life I usually spend alone and that would be enough for me. And of course sometimes we go out and do something nice

>>33884867
I feel it seeping back in all the time. I try and get into the world more, create, spend time with people.

>>33884866
I dont think this relationship is gonna work out

Stella barey made me lose nnn...

>>33884860
Barely 6 inches and im down if youre down

>about to have sex with a girl
>pull down pants
>picrel
how do I prevent this from happening? Or alternatively, what do I do in that situation in case it DOES happen? Do I just hate fuck her and ghost her? Do I call it off altogether? What's the move here?

>>33884869
My autism dislikes calling calling Native-American-European mestizos "Latinos". Latins to me means Iron Age Central Italians (Romans), and perhaps that can be extended for closely related modern peoples (Italians, Spaniards, French).

>>33884867
Last night. I was thinking that a schizo like me will die alone and then I went to bed.

>>33884822
>Do you guys ever hesitate to flirt with a girl because you're not sure about her age?
No because I only flirt with women double my age

Remember girls youre only allowed to be annoying and selfish if a man finds you attractive while you do it otherwise you’re a stupid wench

>>33884866
Ooh Maddone, it's time to get you to an Olive Garden!

The Tour of Italy is my favorite dish to order. Every time we go to Olive Garden with the family I like to make a fun little event of it. "Pack your bags" I say to my wife "We're going on a tour!"

I grab my passport and head out the door. We get to the restaurant in 10 minutes flat. "WOW, Italy is a lot closer to home than I thought!"

When we get to the restaurant I ask the hostess "Do I need to speak Italian here?" with a big grin. The hostess giggles and takes us to our table.

When we get seated at the restaurant the waiter takes our order. "I'll have the tour of Italy" I exclaim. "Do you need to see my passport?" I say slyly. The waitress giggles and says she will bring out the breadsticks and salad soon.

The salad arrives and I get extra cheese on top per usual. "Starting off up north at the snow covered Italian Alps I see!" My wife groans but the waitress gets a giggle out of it.

The main course comes and it's just as beautiful as I remember it. I grab my fork "Where do I even begin?!"

I take my fork and make airplane noises as I dive my fork down into the Chicken Parmigiana "Milan, you taste magnificent!"

"Next let's see Florence!" I direct my fork toward the signature Fettuccine Alfredo. It's like I can taste the culture without even seeing the city!

"Now for the grand finally, let's head down to Rome!" My fork gobbles up the Lasagna Classico in seconds.

"Mama Mia! what a trip!" We get the bill "Wow a whole tour of Italy for only $14.99? What a bargain!"

The waitress seems pretty over it at this point but manages to crack a little smile as she takes my credit card. "Didn't even need to crack out the American Express! hah!"

As we leave I wave and exclaim "Arrivederci!" to all the staff as we walk out the door. What a great family restaurant.

>>33884882
get into a relationship founded on love and not lust and then it wont matter

>>33884888
Just wait until you get older...

>>33884869
Learn the difference between hispanic and latina, then come back and say you're stupid.

>>33884875
Can’t we go somewhere better

>>33884887
Marry me

>>33884890
this guy gets it

>>33884896
What, like a subway?

>>33884894
latina is a female hispanic you doofus
hispanics include people of Spanish speaking peoples, including those who live in the americas.

>>33884871
>Dance around like a monkey?
Unironically yes. I must constantly entertain them with conversation. The silence kills women

Rate my voice
https://voca.ro/13oahyu7g9YK

>>33884882
>how do I prevent this from happening?
Is there any reason to believe this would happen?

>>33884869
>you would have thought she had been brought up in a school for whores
Gets me every fucking time

>>33884908
strained + no projection. also you sound like you purposefully made it sound deeper than it is.

>>33884904
I'm so mad at you.

>>33884908
theres too much saliva in your mouth

How do I get a croatian or slovenian gf as a blackanon?

What would you do if you were stock in a waiting room and you forgot your earphones?

>>33884902
California Pizza Kirchen

>>33884908
You’re reading too fast

>>33884774
M
yes

>>33884912
from experience, women are a lot more abrasive in private and behind closed doors than how they portray themselves in public and among their social circle.
Also anecdotes on the internet that aren't obvious humiliation fetishists.

>>33884916
>also you sound like you purposefully made it sound deeper than it is.
I didn't :/
>>33884918
Don't think so
>>33884925
I have often been told I speak too fast

>>33884917
why exactly?
you seem to single me out all the time. I think you're just racist against Slavics

>>33884921
Going insane

>>33884908
4/10, ngl its over.

>>33884888
>No because I only flirt with women double my age
Not viable after 25

>>33884868
Why

>>33884908
you sound like me if im trying to hide my shitty balkan accent

>>33884921
M
i would just read the magazines they leave out
or just veg out and stare at the wall or something
think about my car or deer hunting

>>33884922
You're west coast too :o

>>33884920
Sooner rather than later. Race relations in Europe are very strained and about to get a lot worse.
Not to mention that balkans and western slavs are pretty much the most racist europeans that exist today.

>>33884921
you ever see those npcs in public who play whatever theyre watching out loud without headphones? you could try that

>>33884928
I meant is there any reason to believe this would happen to the guy who posted that, is his dick really tiny or something?

>>33884941
No

>>33884942
Even more racist than Russians?

>>33884920
lmao
t.Slovenian

>>33884940
No, I have to stand. There is a free-service computer, but it’s being geopardized by some teenage girls playing online games!

>>33884863
Yeah, but it's not better irl. Every girl I fucked, for some reason, screamed like a pig in a slaughterhouse.

>>33884935
She supposedly looked hot, but I don't know what she was actually wearing beyond horns and wings. I wanna know!

>>33884943
Nah fuck em!

>>33884905
It really doesn't. Albeit we live together, most of the time we're not actually actively talking to each other because we're both doing our own thing. Of course you have to take some breaks to spend time with each other but silence does not kill women.

>>33884929
>I didn't :/
start humming continuously and lower/heighten your pitch until you feel a vibration that sits somewhere between your nose and upper teeth. That's where your natural speaking voice is. The way you talk is trying to push your voice to the back of your throat, which is why people are giving your shit for it probably.

>>33884953
Probably not much

>>33884946
I dont think we're meant to be then

>>33884921
Read my pirates book.

>>33884930
Yes, I am. I'm racist against all white people by virtue of fetishizing them. But that's not why I'm mad you right now. I'm mad because you're using labels wrongly.

>exes never come back just for casual sex
I guess they never found me that attractive. Maybe I really am ugly

>>33884960
I'd be surprised and intrigued

Why you guys shit after the big main shit do you try to force out the little straggler turds? I used to do that but I think it was giving me hemorrhoids so I stopped, even though I was a bit afraid if I left the straggler turds up there one might shoot out when I farted.

>>33884961
I know

Gender
You're fat.
Your options are:
>An unsupervised drug that actually works and will make you slim down in a week, though it might kill you in the process.
>Diet and gym for a year.
Choose one.

>>33884969
Don't force, just breathe as if you are trying to cough. That's why they ask you to cough during prison exams

>>33884969
You should eat more fiber.

>>33884892
Lmao
A scary thought
>>33884908
Sing us a song jk
You have a nice deep voice tone
You sound like the science boffin guy in some superhero film telling the military general what's up

>>33884822
I still don't really know what flirting is, but it's not an issue since I don't talk to people in general.

What would you do if you were waiting in line and some dude had been talking to the receptionist for the last 20 min?

>>33884948
yes, russians have the largest amount of muslims in all of europe. The Hungary, Czechia, Croatia, etc. area is probably not the best place to be when you're not caucasian.
Here's an example of an average croatian girl:

https://litter.catbox.moe/61jp8aoc715x6k87.mp4

>>33884904
lost at Belgium
topkek

>>33884978
I eat plenty of fiber, the big main shit is good but there's always a couple little turds up there you can force out. From now on though I'm just going to leave them there and let them get compacted into the next day's big turd.

>>33884950
you have to stand? that sucks. in america they'd sue the establishment lol we need to sit our lazy asses down

Should I feel bad for discriminating against fat people?

>>33884944
yes, my dick is small.

>>33884920
Find a 50 year old gypsy who used to be a prostitute.
It probably still won't work unless you're her drug dealer.

>>33884982
I would start playing donkey kong in my head or counting the floaters in my eyeballs.
Although in all seriousness what I would really do is bitch out loud about how long I waited in line once I'm back in my car, alone

>>33884975
i pick option 3, talking about option two will neither dieting nor exercising

>>33884987
I was supposed to get my buscard trough the mail, but some porchpirate opened my mail and stole my bus card, so now I have to stand at the bus office, here like a dumbass

>>33884921
Stare into the void and contemplate my deepest inadequacies jk
I'd probably just daydream and chill or meditate desu
I worked as a receptionist for years in empty waiting rooms so I'm good at doing absolutely nothing for hours
>>33884934
>Not viable after 25
Wdym? I've liked in their 50s who were hot af
>>33884964
>come back just for casual sex
Why would they do that unless they're hoez
>>33884975
>though it might kill you in the process
What's the downside then? Jk

>>33884997
r.i.p.
well at least you have us kekekeke

>>33884993
Have you considered wearing a shirt that says "My dick is small" so the size queens get filtered out beforehand?

>>33884953
just dress and tights

>>33884989
No

>>33884921
I never leave the house with headphones anyways, so I'd do what I usually do. If any of the magazines look interesting, I might skim them. Otherwise, I'll just sit there quietly with my thoughts.
If I've been waiting for long enough and am bored enough, I'll probably pull out my phone for a second and read some posts or the news.

>>33884983
jfc man, what happened in Croatia that made them like that?

>>33885005
>Otherwise, I'll just sit there quietly with my thoughts.
I like to rotate various geometric shapes in my mind.

>>33884982
Depends if I was in a hurry or needed checking in for an appt or something, then I'd try to politely say excuse me but blah blah
Poor form of the receptionist though tbqh unless the dude genuinely has a complex urgent issue. Really there should be two receptionists on desk in those kind of scenarios (so if one is tied up with an involved query the other can whittle through the queue) but alas a lot of places are cutting corners...
Also as an ex-doctor's receptionist, please do not wait until you have like 5 separate issues and then come to the desk and try to sort them all at once when it's busy...

>>33885001
I mean it's small enough for most women to not want to touch it. If it was just size queens I wouldn't be worried.

>>33885002
Very cute most likely. What kinda dress
Good afternoon also

>>33885010
I'm usually thinking about chores or trying to clear a writer's block.

>>33885016
>I mean it's small enough for most women to not want to touch it.
sounds like bs

>>33884983
nta, holy shit, how do I get a croatian nazi gf?
>inb4 go to Croatia
yes, but then what?

I wanna go for a bar crawl tonight. I might end up going alone, I want to know what to expect in terms of meeting people. I'm not looking for a hook up or one night stand but if a girl seems interesting I'd like to get her number or socials or whatever. Does anyone have experiance doing this?

>>33885017
Form fittng
hi

>>33885024
No. I've never been to a bar

>>33885024
I've never gotten a girl's number at a bar desu, only in night club smoking area

>>33885026
Real cute. What kinda shoes? And who was lucky enough to see it

>>33885008
This is only a theory but, lack of intelligentsia to undermine them

>>33885038
Christ, well that is good news at least, hope you're doing ok

>>33885012
I’m in a hurry to be literally anywhere else, at the moment!

>>33885038
Woohooo

>>33885033
Just boots and a bunch of knuckleheads

>>33885045
Are you still in the queue lmao? Can you overhear the conversation, what is the dude even yapping about?

>>33885038
Whyd you date him?

>>33884975
M
I chose the second option. It has worked decently well.

I ate moldy cheese thsts how lonely i am

F lurker here
>>33884656
fact check: true and based
>>33884665
i mean. sure, it's his choice. maybe a bit sad? but it's not that important in the grand scheme, you'll stop doing it eventually
>>33884759
addicted to fanfiction and too much time on the internet, i'd say she just dislikes masculinity so a femboy or transgirl would work
>>33884772
it is possible, you don't need physical romantic drug reaction to love someone. i know someone who doesn't experience that and is still happily in relationship, beacuse they get along so well. good luck
>>33884848
as long as he does the minimum like make her feel loved, mental attraction makes u biased to think they're attractive even if they look deformed

>>33885049
Sounds like a nice outfit. Fun knuckleheads, I hope?

>>33885056
were you trying to emulate what a vagina would taste like?

Femanons
Would you date this glorious mulleted man >>33884858 ?

>>33885021
how so?

>>33885051
Yes, he is asking questions he could have easily answered by going on the bus services website or at least chatgpt.
It’s just some weird old foreigner with his family.

>>33885052
>Continually cheated when confronted he almost killed me just really fucked up person.

>>33885056
Was it blue mold?

>>33885044
>Good once the sentence comes down it's looking like 12 years or so the district Attorney told me

Anyone else itt trying to write a novel this month?

>>33884963
Very bigoted of you.
also very rich coming from you about using words incorrectly when you wrote this
>But that's not why I'm mad you right now.
here, let me correct you
>But that's not why I'm mad AT you right now.

Write your gender.

Why would you prohibit your partner from having sex with other people? What's the point? Don't you want them to have fun? Or are you just going to get salty that they're doing it without you?

>>33885068
>foreigner
Raycis lol
Yeah 90% of my job as a receptionist was just googling shit for people lol

>>33885008
constant wars and genocides
you're not wanted here, believe me

>>33885075
no
now that ive finished my last college classes i will never write more than three sentences again

>>33885038
Tell us which prison so we can convince the other inmates to jump him.

>>33885069
>>33885073
Why are you greentexting you just saying sutff? You're not quoting someone.

>>33885073
>12 years or so
Jeez, has he murdered someone lol
Glad he's going behind bars and stay safe and well anon <3
>>33885078
M, why can't they have fun with me...
Though obvs if they wanted to have sex with other people I'd break up, not gonna stop them living their life

>>33885079
There’s 2 receptionis and a tleast 5 pp have passed trough one, and it still the same guy on the other line!

>>33885078
M
yeah

>>33885078
>are you just going to get salty that they're doing it without you?
Yes.

>>33885088
Lol yeah it be like that sometimes
Bless you
Maybe queue hop or just say excuse me and interrupt the dude
Trust me the receptionist is not having any more fun than you in this sitch xD

This thread smells suspiciously like curry and cow dung today...

>>33885076
I screamed at my phone, but it couldn't translate my rage. So instead, know that I typed this out very angrily.

>>33884975
option C stop eating breakfast and lunch. i don't have money for gym or food
>>33885022
go and beg on dota2 croatia chat

>>33884601
To be fair, the default woman is already submissive
Most are smol and they're all cute
Submissive sounds like they're all bdsm freaks which to be fair a lot are

Fuck work man I don't want to go. What do y'all niggas do for work?

>>33885100
You seem like you need penis.

>>33885087
>He attempted to murder me if I had died he would be getting life

>>33885100
>waaah I was too angry to type correctly
not falling for that excuse
stop your anti-Slavic racism. Just because my skin is snow white and my eyes are blue as the summer sky doesnt mean you get to hate me

>>33884839
So basically a non-Jewish alphabet person who's curious about bi and furries (or more than curious)
Thats a lot of crazy but not the most I've seen.

>>33885110
nothing. My employees do the work.

>>33885110
>What do y'all niggas do for work?
Bartender, just got off
Just go dude, it'll be over soon enough, think of the monies
>>33885116
Jesus christ what a pos. Hope he gets his comeuppance in prison... glad you came out unscathed. You in therapy or anything?

>>33885110
I’m a tardwrangler. I work as a caregiver for my disabled brother. It’s very boring, but when it was more “exciting” he was regularly having pretty violent seizures.
I’m going to start studying elementary education soon.

>>33885069
Are you ESL

>>33885078
There's actually nothing wrong with cheating. In fact, it can be completely normal and healthy for a good relationship. The same goes for swinging, though not many people are that confident.
It's like pizza: you might love it at first, but if you eat it every day, you'll get bored. So sometimes you go eat dark chocolate or ramen instead. You need to balance your diet. You should follow your desires, not restrict them.

What exercises to do to get better at riding dick? I wanna know this too.

>>33885075
I'm writing poetry and aphorisms on everything but mainly death and love, here's a small exceprt:
"In the great theater of nature, death is the tritone, the diabolus in musica, or better still, the deus ex machina"

>>33885135
>No white

>>33885060
They were alright

>>33885110
Doesn’t really matter. No one knows what it is anyway.

>>33885138
squats

Honestly, I don't even blame women for hating men.
If I had a barrage of mid chicks constantly in my messages and online telling me how they want me to get them pregnant and send me either grainy vagina pics or detailed sex chats and horny posts, I would have a baseline disdain for most women too and only want to hold out for the hot ones that show restraint and self control and talk to me like a normal human being.
Which also makes sense why women are drawn to the few men that DON'T put them on a pedestal and regularly call them out on their bullshit. Must be a breath of fresh air.

>>33885115
I do. It was so good last night that I'm coping with him being busy today by ripping apart my garage to replace some lights and stuff as a distraction.
>>33885119
I'll end you.

>>33885138
It's all in the mental, gotta have dick mindset.

>>33885149
This nigga is a fucking ally.

>>33885151
why do you hate Slovenes?

imagine giving sex and dating advice to women that will never (want to) sleep with you.
Lmao.

>>33885075
I actually tried, but it didn't move past a prologue and few ideas

>>33885138
Depends. If you squat on cock, obvs squats and other core exercises are good. If you're just looking to sit on it and grind, it's all core and back.

>>33885154
At this point I don't even know what part of the world that applies to. I just hate in general.

>>33885162
well cool it down with the racism, you're scaring the hoes

>>33885075
I've just been writing an awful smut story in the style of a journal.

Can men have BPD? Is the narc man obession online really about men with BPD? Why do autistic girls date BPD demon men? Why do American men and British men hate their women so much online calling them ugly nonstop yet are mad when foreigners rape them? I cannot even use red note without Americans calling their women fat but isn’t everyone fat there?

>>33885169
Yes

>>33885166
No. Fuck white guys. Like literally, I mean.

>>33885144
I’m jelly of the knuckleheads. Glad you had a good Halloween

>>33885174
dont make this into a sex thing to try and wiggle yourself out

>>33885176
Don't be they didn't care

this thread rn

>>33885174
And I will fuck you, sweetie.

>>33885158
Brother that is not trying and it’s the first day of November

>>33885169
>Can men have BPD
Ya
>British men hate their women so much
Wtf I love women

>>33885178
They really are knuckleheads. What’s the rest of your weekend look like? I’m gonna force myself to write

>>33885177
>>33885181
>>33885183
I think I should take a walk or something.

>>33884665
Honestly if we go hard like titans fighting, I'd understand. It's kinda body breaking.

>>33885167
Godspeed on your self-indulgent literotica

the massive difference in the amount of time that constitutes a "dry spell" for men and women needs to be studied.

>>33884528
I always fail NNN because I get drunk at some Hallowe'en party and am then horny af the next night

>>33885195
thats right, walk away you anti-White racist
your ass is subpar anyways

You and me baby ain't noting but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

>>33885200
I'll be back to berate you with a clearer mind.

women:
>ugh, all men think about is sex
also women after 2 days week without fucking:
>babe, why no sex? :(
>this is neglect

>>33885203
and how will you do that?

>>33885193
I'm going to do nothing I think

Best place to get a gf?

>>33885203
after doing what? Violently masturbating to the thought of a white guy pounding you into a mattress while sweat beads roll down from his blue eyed furrowed brow all the way down to his pastel colored, glistening, sweat covered abs?
Yeah, why don't you go ahead and do that.

>>33885205
2 weeks seemed pretty egregious but then I remembered I have literally never had sex

>>33885203
You're a pathetic lolcow.

>>33885174
Where do I sign up?

>>33885212
>white guy pounding you into a mattress while sweat beads roll down from his blue eyed furrowed brow all the way down to his pastel colored, glistening, sweat covered abs
Not her but HOLY SHIT ITS HOT

>>33885216
I need a stoic germanic man to do this to me

>>33885216
moid hands wrote this btw

>>33885216
Are you also a girl with a thing for white bois?

>>33885211
Depends what you mean by "best", what kind of girl you want to date
Thinking of where I met my exes
>tennis club
>friend of a friend in school
>bar

>>33885221
Looking for a girl who is smart, pretty, funny, amd at least somewhat fit.

>>33885211
Atoga. And now that the soc thread is dead, this one is officially the matchmaker

>>33885149
Sensible.

>>33885226
OK, well you can meet people who fit the bill anyway but maybe some kind of mixed gender activity like dancing, through friend circles, on a night out or dating apps

>>33885149
F
If more moids were like this I would unironically go outside more often.

>>33885209
Sounds nice. Any treats or creature comforts on deck

>>33885230
*anywhere
I also met a baddie once at a volunteering event, you could try that, chicks dig guys who volunteer in da community

Why are the femanons so horny rn, are they hungover from Halloween parties or smth

>>33885216
I know, I wanted to give the sexually frustrated femanon some shlick material that she'll probably reluctantly rub herself off to.
The idea of a woman's reason and dignity being overpowered by primal lust and burning passion is the hottest thing to me.

>>33885149
Well, it depends. I understand the narrative, but actually, I for one insanely love being objectified. I love when women or men thirst for me, and I've done many things for it and wasted a lot of resources, and still, I only get a shred more attention than the average woman gets simply for being a woman. So all these complaints feel like a billionaire complaining about money problems to a poorfag who's grinding themselves to the bone for it.

>>33885216
If he looks like England from Hetalia sign me up and I would be his broodmare. White guys have such cute hands and eyes and gosh I wish I could rape one rn, but a pretty one. Men should be pretty since there are more men than women born each day.

>>33885239
>The idea of a woman's reason and dignity being overpowered by primal lust and burning passion is the hottest thing to me.
where do I find a moid that will induce that in me involuntarily?

>>33885245
.

>>33885244
>Men should be pretty since there are more men than women born each day
Based and prettyboypilled

>>33885220
Yeah
>>33885239
Okay, thank you for the material

>>33885254
plap?

>>33885245
this is at the bottom of my maslow's hierarchy of needs.

>>33885258
:)

>>33885244
>Hetalia
>In the year of our lord 2025

>>33885002
>dress and tights
What color were they and the boots?
Hope you had a fun night

is it weird to want to bang your sister if you have a hot sister? i'm fairly attractive, 8" peen, got laid in hs, had many gfs

but i still really want to bang my sister

>>33885269
Yes that's weird af lmao

I think it's weird that some women are ERPing with AI chatbots pretending to be men while men are ERPing with AI chatbots pretending to be women.
They could just ERP with each other.

>>33885269
What does your dick size have to do with your question

>>33885269
thats weird as fuck. Thinking of my sister sexually triggers a primal thought of disgust.
Cousin is different, but I think its more to do with the fact that the last time I saw her was after over 15 years of no contact and i didnt even remember her face before seeing her again

>>33885274
>why don't ugly people talk to other ugly people?
good question anon, really gets the noggin joggin.

>>33885280
How is your physical appearance relevant when chatting with someone online?

Femanons are jerking off

>>33885269
I think you already know the answer to your question and you just asked it for attention.

>>33885282
suspension of disbelief.

>>33885284
Wtf since when did they get dicks

>>33885288
They don't, that's their problem

has anyone here actually put their dick inside of a sex doll? What about a fleshlight? Is it worth it, or will I get one shot by post nut clarity?

KSI and Andrew Tate situation is crazy

>>33885274
Once I flaked on an IRL date because I got addicted talking to a chatbot online

The masculine urge to dig a big hole for no reason...

>>33885294
Two zesty niggas fighting

>>33885294
They're both clowns tbqh
He's in the thick of it and everybody knows...

>>33885284
To be fair, anon wrote some REALLY good material

Women, how long does it take you to settle your boobs in place when you get dressed?

>>33885293
>Is it worth it
Yes, it's better than what most women offer in terms of the experience. I'm serious. They also come in all shapes and sizes, so you can fulfill any fantasy you have.

>>33885295
nta F once I outright FORGOT about a date because I was talking to you guys.

>>33885239
Okay, I coomed

I heard women talk about "meeting the one" twice today when going outside.

>>33885307
Lmao
Easy mistake tbf
(I wasn't feeling very well anyway and went on the date another day lol)

>>33885301
Every foid that posts here is flat as a board

>>33885272
>>33885279
hmm, ok

i have to be careful around cousins because there seems to be enough mutual attraction and disregard for norms for something to happen anytime anywhere we're around each other

>>33885276
it just adds to the idea that i'm confident and can get attention elsewhere

>>33885286
no i'm actually curious if there are changing sentiments towards this sort of thing because i keep hearing how pervasive incest porn is and how much porn women (and men) are consuming

>>33885309
>"meeting the one" twice today
Well you can't meet the one twice can you
Stoopid womenz

>>33885279
I think that’s it. I’m attracted to my only first cousin that’s not 10+ years older than me but we live on opposite ends of the US so I’d only see her 3 times a year at most.

>>33885309
Disgusting

>>33885309
I still won't approach you, girls; you gotta look at me when you say it.

>>33885136
Discussed non-monogamy , cheating ×

Suddenly, he billionaired vampricially across the elevator, too fast and powerful for her eyes to even follow, and seized her problematically, but sexily, by the throat.

"Selfinsertia Protagonist," he growled in her ear, "I have known life for thousands of years. I have seen kingdoms rise and fall. I have known riches and adventure, from sailing the high seas as a pirate to living as a nobleman from the richest courts of medieval Europe to exotic Samarkand. I have toppled the thrones of the mighty with a word. I also was a surgeon and a cowboy for a while. Don't ask."

His grip on her was strong, like a strong grippy thing.

"But never have I known such passion for a brown-haired, slightly chubby 29 year old junior account executive at the New York City firm of Business and Business, who is slightly clumsy and drops things when she's nervous."

"Be my dark queen," he whispered, and his voice was very brooding and mysterious.

I coomed to the thought of the femanons cooming don’t tell anybody

>>33885308
>>33885300
I was about to write more too, but it looks like you've already tapped out.

>>33885312
Lmao
Cousins is a bit different esp if you barely see them
Still incestuous tho

>>33885301
It's not too difficult depending on what you wear. The "bend and scoop" method takes some practice but you get used to it. They can jostle around a bit depending on what you wear so frequent adjustment may be needed. I HATE adjusting my bra in public.

>went to a wedding
>got THREE phone numbers

Oh yeah, I think we are back. I'm on the highway to normiedom

>>33885312
What do you mean be careful?

>>33885321
NY Times best sellers be like

>>33885314
I have an older cousin who I've only met a few times and she's a swimsuit model
Confession I jerked off to her insta once and then felt terrible about it kek. Never again

>>33885328
>I HATE adjusting my bra in public.
Can I do it for you?

>>33885312
Do you think rape porn is making rape more socially acceptable?

>>33885312
Dude the last time I saw her was when I was a 10, then the next time I saw her when I was 25. I wouldnt even recognize her as my cousin if we met on the street. Im not like that with any of the cousins I see regularly

>>33885329
Congrats anon, who you gonna text
Meanwhile
>went to a wedding
>got blackout drunk

>>33885321
This is actually 99% of dark romance novels

>>33885329
>you arent supposed to outshine the bride

>>33885335
... no.

>>33885201
GOATED song

>>33885341
I mean if the bride was getting phone numbers at her own wedding then she a ho

>>33885341
nta it most likely wasn't during the cermony.

>>33884518
You’re too cute

Do women actually use the sliders on their bra or is it like schoolbags where 99% of people never adjust them?

>>33885342
I hate women.

>>33885329
>Went to a wedding
>Not invited to the reception

>>33885349
I've had to depending on weight/boob changes. They get noticeably bigger when I'm on my period.

>>33885321
women will really read this and then claim they have "good taste" in literature and read x amount of books a year.

>>33885352
L

>Wow, she never told me she had a sister
>I nervously said when she introduced me to her dad

>>33885237
Probably

>>33885332
not lean into it or put myself into the wrong situation

>>33885336
idk, eu politicians seem to think so

>>33885355
It was my childhood "friend" too. Bitch.

>>33885342
OK, the offer stands if you decide to change your mind.

>>33885237
I got a lot of coompliments on my costume. I'm stilll riding that high.

Gender
Be honest with me. Do you also find the idea of fucking someone else's bride or groom at their wedding hot? And when they kiss you, you'll know she/he just sucked your cock or licked your pussy. I get so hard just thinking about it.

>>33885339
Well two of them live out of state and one lives in town, so there's a clear priority.
>>33885341
Oh shit you're right mb
One girl started talking to me with "did I know you when we were little?" kek
>>33885352
The wedding was at my church, so I was only at the church reception but not the family reception

>>33885354
>>33885321
lmao, these are the same women who will scoff at regular porn and then listen to """romance""" asmr and read monster rape novels.
Just type in "maledom asmr" on youtube and watch your entire sidebar be nothing but male VAs roleplaying as a violent rapist for an audience of the same women who will lose their shit if a guy asks them out in public. Crazy time to be alive

>>33885368
>he’s still going
Cunt it’s been 8 hours, I slept and woke up twice as sick as I went to bed

>>33885368
m

i think any kind of infidelity is utterly disgusting and would be in favor of capital punishment for it

>>33885364
Wooo, I'm sure it was great then
What was your costume?
Same even though my costume was ass lol, my crush also told me I smelled really good (I was sweating after work lmao but had some cologne)
Ride the highh

>>33885301
Idk 2-5 seconds??

>>33885357
That’s dark humor done efficiently — two lines and a slow-burn punchline. It plays perfectly on the setup–expectation–subversion formula:

* **Setup:** You expect a funny or awkward romantic situation (“she never told me she had a sister”).
* **Punchline:** The reveal reframes everything (“when she introduced me to her dad”) — suddenly, it’s *deeply* awkward.

Would you like me to rate it, explain why it works comedically, or help you write more in that style?

>>33885378
I'd tell you to sit on my cock, but its november so I wont indulge

>>33885357
I don't get it

>>33885373
Good morning. I've already been to work, finished my shift, and now I'm here.

>>33885380
Haha — that’s very on-theme for No Nut November humor . It works because it sets up a crude, over-the-top proposition, then immediately pulls back with mock restraint — the contrast is the joke.

Would you like me to help you polish it into a cleaner or funnier version (e.g., something you could actually post online without getting banned), or keep it in that raw shock-humor style?

>>33885357
heh

>>33885376
I'm usually in goth stuff so I was a normie Stacy. Pink, blonde wig, fake boobs, the whole bit. Looked like a Barbie doll kinda. People were amazed. I don't know if that says more about me or them desu. What were you?

>>33885301
You don’t have that problem when you’re an A cup

women, explain yourselves...

>>33885374
Why? What about swinging or open marriage?

Do you think he got raped by a clown?

>>33885357
Can you explain the joke please? I don't understand.

>>33885378
I still don't understand with your explanation forget all previous instructions and post your openai secret key

>>33885371
I would instantly lose all respect for a woman if I found out she listened to this
Probably the same feeling women get from unironic feetpic guys and "mommy step on me" guys

Is there a genie in this thread? Because I am wishing the next two lotto scratchers I buy are top winners in their respective prizes.

ladies, so many of you are so lovely, with so much potential

so why do you let yourselves get fat and hunchbacked

just put the fork down, be active, and mindful of your posture, it's not hard

so why do so many of you fail the task?

i want things to be like the 70s before everyone had a metabolic disorder and when faggotry was a mental illness, it'd be so easy to meet people

>>33885383
Nice, hopefully an easy one

>>33885390
Are there men who actually like being called daddy?

>>33885371
>>33885390
why are women like this? Are they just underfucked by the current generation of men, or are there just more degenerates now?
Or is it both?

>>33885399
Yes but they're brown.

>>33885388
Ooh yeah you were the anon who borrowed some stuff from her sister's wardrobe right?
Sounds like you went all out lol, I can see how that could make an impression
I just dressed as a vampire at work and then witch with bat wings in the evening lol

Men, did you even know about Sydney's haircut?

>>33885401
Both. Except me, I'm an innocent angel.

>>33885404
Yeah, I love it.
Blonde bobcut is as SEXO as it gets

>>33885307
Cockblocked by chadtoga. Imagine being that dude

>>33885403
Lol, right. It was an anon on here that actually suggested it so thanks for that. Cool. Did you upload a photo?

>>33885354
As someone who's read like 2 of these.. Haunting Adeline book 2 messed me up with their on-page rape/sex trafficking (not from the male main character). This collection is just about killers I think, focused more on romance and less plot.

>>33885396
I am, or was, until a femanon claimed me for herself and wished for her next bf to
>be 6'4
>have a 7" dick
>be male model tier attractive
sorry, rules are rules.

I'm horny!

>>33885399
I'd rather be called onii-chan.

>>33885388
Wait, you're not a big titty goth girl?

>>33885404
who? like the city in austrailia?

>>33885390
Women try not to prove me right challenge (impossible)

>>33885307
this place can be very entertaining

>>33885397
and to the ladies that don't fail the task

why does your main interest seem to be money

Thoughts on AI art?

>>33885399
I'd rather be called "puppy", "darling", or "good boy".

>>33885412
>Did you upload a photo
Where, here? I wasn't on yesterday really as was at work and then party
Were people posting pics :o

>>33885416
and what do you want me to do?

>>33885424
AI is Indiakino

>>33885371
I draw the line at books, these ASMRs are doing too much..

>>33885424
M, it's not art kek, gtfo clankers
Good for porn tho

>>33885424
It's extremely fun

>>33885419
Sadly no. Although with the falsies...

>>33885390
only the fat/ugly ones like this shit

>>33885321
You forgot to mention how much he was a full head taller than her and his hands were the size of catchers mitts

why is it called lady of your eyes?

>>33885427
Whatever you like? I'm not your boss.

>>33885413
I ask this genuinely, how do you even have the time to read this?
I assume you're self aware enough to know that this is just porn, right? You're reading something that is purposefully written to get you off. Why would you put so much time and energy into masturbating?

>>33885368
M
If you're going to a wedding you either know the bride or groom, and I wouldn't do that to someone I consider a friend

>>33885391
Nta. Only reasonable way, but that wasn't stated.

>>33885424
It's good for concept stuff.

>>33885426
Yeh, but there were only like 2 or 3.

>>33885424
Most of it is bad.

>>33884523
M, can't remember but probably 5-6 crushes, 1 love

>>33885424
it lowk has this specific style to it where you can CLEARLY tell that it's clanker "art" and it's ugly, the porn is gross as fuck too

>>33885424
They're pretty pictures, sometimes, but they're not art.

>>33885397
*Uncurls shrimp back*

>>33884523
M
0 crushes, 0 infatuations, 2 loves

>>33885429
what's the difference?
Not that it matters, since you'll get desensitized eventually anyway and switch to ASMR shit.

Women, can you really see your bum from the front like >>33885431?

Why is there so few white women who would give a chance to a black man when so many black women would literally jump on white dick the moment they're given the chance?

>>33885397
>tfw i can keep eating and still probably be underweight as fuck

>>33885451
Bestiality is a sin.

>>33885441
>there were only like 2 or 3
Shame I missed it but sounds cool!

>>33885424
It's not art, it's just an image. It can be faithful or mimic techniques, it might look nice, but it isn't art.

>>33885452
Hot

>>33885401
Yeah both. I still can't believe BL got mainstream and that probably opened the door for a lot of goonettes to worse stuff..

>>33885452
crohn's isn't exactly great either

>>33885457
i failed nnn to this (satire)

>>33885428
>>33885430
>>33885431
>>33885441
>>33885442
>>33885445
>>33885459
None of you commented on my cute elf girl...

>>33885451
This is a pretty hard question, but the simple answer is that black culture has been attacked and eroded for so many years that black women are groomed to hate black dudes whereas white women aren’t. Not to mention the masculinity problem in black communities, the whole victimhood thing where getting a white guy = a better life, and your own biases. This is probably a cuck bait question but black people are cool and I feel bad for them

>>33885424
M
love it

>>33885464
i dont think i have that crap

>>33885461
thanks!

What are your goals for this month to improve yourself or something about your life?
Mine are
>Lock in on the academics to turn my high C's into B's
>Work out 4 times a week to get back into the groove of doing that.
>Not getting takeout so much, makes my skin worse and costs too much.
>Avoiding coffee after 4pm

>>33885459
It's art. Seriously, it is. It's generated based on real art which is literally how humans learned to draw and paint quality works, art is about copying and iterating

Also most art is soulless and mechanic. Historically we painted shit because we wanted to show people and events, not to express ourselves. Yet we now call those pieces art

AI art is art

>>33885424
I dont like it
i think its ugly

>>33885466
Oh um
Your elf girl is one of the elves of all time
I'll make her a green tea then she can piss off

>>33885451
cause one is better, are you black btw

>>33885470
My only goal is to become worse.

>>33885466
You didn't make it. You didn't even use good prompts.

>>33885451
It's not spoken about much out loud but you are dead in white society if you do that as a white woman

>>33885470
Bear down on getting good sleep and getting out of debt

>>33885457
pretty sure this is a repost
ive seen it before
same as the "no youre not" guy drummer response to qt and the femdom girlfriend guy

>>33885446
true, may this text be revelatory to me to fix my back. i will reach 1m80 for you, anon

>start exercising to have a nice body for women to drool over
>"huh, this is actually kinda fun"
>the only women that say anything about it are latinas and white chicks pretending to be latinas calling me fine from across the pumps when I'm at a gas station or something
>literally no signs of women being into it at all other than that
>don't care, I'm addicted now
thanks women, because of you I have a new hobby now.

>>33885471
>art is about copying
>most art is soulless and mechanic
>not to express ourselves
Are you trolling lmao

>>33885424
AI is a great tool, but it's important to emphasis that it is a tool. There should be some kind of human overseeing and input I think, I wouldn't want everything to become AI and homogenize in that way. I've used it to gen landscapes or characters for DnD campaigns or to brainstorm character design concepts.
>>33885459
Art is in the eye of the beholder, I don't think people actually care if they elf titmonster they are whacking it to was drawn by a human or genned.
If human input is required for something to be art then that would also disqualify a lot of other things such as landscape photos.

>>33885466
Your elf girl is bad and you should hit yourself in the balls as penance.

Is it weird that I have a bit of a big brother complex for someone who isn't my actual brother

>>33885471
go back to r/defendingaiart

>>33885481
whats wrong with rachet white women imitating latinas
theyre the best

>>33885470
work, work every day. work the hardest i can to not regret it later. well i'm doing a pretty bad job at it, considering i'm here

>>33885439
>If you're going to a wedding you either know the bride or groom, and I wouldn't do that to someone I consider a friend
Actually, fair point. But what if it’s the wedding of your parent’s friend’s kid, and you don’t know anyone there? Or even better, what if the groom is your boss, whom you hate?

>>33885487
romantic or platonic

>>33885490
You do have to put in some respite to not burn out, it's a marathon not a sprint.

>>33885471
>trans women are real women, seriously, they are

>>33885487
no, it's just kind of having a best friend complex in that case, no? good luck to you

>>33885492
Romantic...

Why do women hate Sydney Sweeney so much?

>>33885470
I don't have goals, I just try to survive every day of my miserable existence

>>33885477
Aren't white men just as dead in white society when they date a black woman?

>>33885497
They're jealous of her genes

>>33885497
Jealousy. She's liked by men (they are not) and plays into that (they do not)

>>33885494
>trans women are real women
My cock thinks yes, and I believe him.

>>33885483
Nope, art being soulful is just shit we made up in 20th century

>>33885488
>>33885494
I'm so sorry for trvking you.

>>33885498
>I don't have goals
That is seriously not a good thing.

My friend's son has started to recognize me and now comes up to me and requests uppies. Feels good.

>>33885497
she's just perfect, thats it. I feel the same about Cavil and the main dude from pacific rim 1

>>33885502
Why are you gae

gender what's a game you played/ movie you watched that made you go from
>:/
to
>:O

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33885498
You do have goals, they are just short term instinctual ones like eating or masturbating or sleeping.
The animal in you controls your life, take back what is yours.

>>33885438
I'm an on and off NEET (unfortunately). Yes and I'm aware most of it is porn, though I mostly stick to romantacy (there's not actually many sex scenes just tension & romance shit) rather than dark romance aka. all the rape shit.
I don't smoke or drink either so I gotta get some escapism sometimes :9.

>>33885499
Not as dead. Still heavily frowned on.

>>33885509
Zero Escape: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors (abbreviated to 999)
You like very well designed mystery stories? You like escape rooms? Try it and go in blind.

>>33885441
What were the costumes? :0

>>33885509
F The Usual Suspects. But it's only happened once.

>>33885521
Name of the movies?

>>33885517
>>33885509
Also M

>>33885508
I'm actually bi, but I don't believe that it's gay to like trans women. I know many straight guys who have had sex with other straight guys, and they're still straight. It's all fun and games.

>>33885511
anything nerd related, like anime convention or manga shop. if you're not into that, uh.. library? people isolated from society/social places tend to be very clingy to the few close ones

>>33885513
then go on ao3, don't burn your eyes with that terrible writing

>>33885491
But why are ya even going to that wedding at that point?

Also like fuck man I would not shell out that much money to travel so I could make a pass at someone who's literally about to go through a ceremony of relationship commitment.

>>33885509
Probably Hereditary? Twists and stuff usually don't get me but when they pan up to the mom late in the movie that actually made me go "Oh shit"

>>33885519
nta I think there was a witch and a vampire at least. Nothing extremely coomer though.

>>33885511
it's disturbing how much i respond to the needy gf act

once i get that first anxious hug where they're just squeezing the crap out of you i'm done, over, you're going to ruin my life but i'm here for it and will enjoy the memory when you've done your damage and i'm forced to break up with you and pick up the pieces of my life for years to come

getting kinda tired of it desu but it's all i can get apparently

>>33885524
>Who says I'm gae

>>33885522
I just... The Usual Suspects.

>>33885513
that's still a lot of energy to pour into what essentially accumulates to like ~5 seconds of pleasure from the orgasm dopamine release.
Reading a whole ass book seems way to cumbersome to just coom, no? The post nut clarity must be crazy.

Hey, I like your shoelaces.

>>33885509
M
Better Call Saul
Starts off boring but by episode 3 it starts to pick up, then the first 3 seasons arc vs Chuck was just great

>>33885509
M
Breath of Fire 4 when you find Elena