Thread 33895843

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33893153

I love women, but I acknowledge their innate capacity for evil.

Hello huge tits of both male and female

I LIKE MEN
*DU DU DU DU DU DU*
"BUT I RE-CAWG-NICE"
*DU DU DU DU DU DU*
THEY CAN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*DU DU DU DU DU DU*
"EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!"
*Guitar soloa*

>>33895857
Why do so many people want to molest Tails

>>33895857
>pic
HARAM

>>33895865
Hi Mark.

Gender
Do you know the name of your first kiss?
What about the person you had sex with for the first time?
Are you slutty/whorish?

M
No
No
No

>>33895868
No actually its his brother noir

>>33895869
M
N/a
N/a
Maybe

>>33895869
F
Yes
No, I’m a virgin.
Don’t think so.

I'm marrying a milk truck or I'm dying alone
>>33895869
M
I don't remember her name actually. She was a chunky latina with humongous gravity-defying... well you can probably guess
She had a FUCKED UP pussy though I had to ghost her
Josie took my virginity. Big beat broad, like an emo beanbag. I /pol/sperged in front of her and she started fucking a nigger after me LMAO
I don't think I'd qualify as a whore by bodycount. I don't really try to get any at all. But every year or so the good lord just throws it in my lap and you best believe I go ape on it

>>33895857
you're the type of crazy bitch that makes men wear women's underwear aren't you?

>>33895869
F I am still in a relationship with my first kiss and first everything.
To modern western internet men this apparently means I'm a slut so go figure lol.

>>33895886
Uh, no
If true

>>33895869
M
Alexandra
Julia
Nah. The only other women I’ve slept with besides Julia were Brie, once, and then Abigail.

Why did you choose to get raped?

>>33895881
>She had a FUCKED UP pussy though I had to ghost her
Was she a massive slut?

>>33895869
M
>Do you know the name of your first kiss?
Yes, I knew
>What about the person you had sex with for the first time?
I never asked
>Are you slutty/whorish?
Very

>>33895888
It is true. Sadly.

>>33895889
What's with these names?

>>33895891
No i don't think so. I mean I was fingering her and found a big chunk of fucking pussy cheese. Somehow the smell didn't waft out far enough for me to notice until I looked down there and I almost killed myself. She really wanted to fuck, I don't remember how I deflected away from doing so while not tipping her off about her gutter clam.

>>33895898
Those were their names. I felt like sharing a bit too much, I guess.

>>33895886
Youre being disingenuous, people obviously dont think that

Femanons, is it a turn off if a man finds it hard to be sexually assertive around you? I mean slapping your ass, grabbing you and spinning you around, etc.

I just find it hard to picture myself doing this to a woman, it feels like I'm degrading her in a way that makes me feel like I don't respect her and consider her an object

I'm surrounded by whores

>>33895902
So you would assume but alas

>>33895905
I wish I were surrounded by whores....

I'm one bad day away from just slitting my throat

>>33895909
You're here just like me

I'm surrounded by women at my job, I'm the only man in my area.

>>33895905
Lucky you!

>>33895908
Well i have nothing to say but congratulations
Hope yall live happily ever after for fucking real sincerely

>>33895914
Lucky. I’m surrounded by nobody.

>>33895904
M
You're the exact opposite of me, lol.

>>33895917
oh man I wish we could switch places, I hate being surrounded by people

I hate my life

>>33895914
Lucky
There's only over-50 men at my job
I haven't had a conversation with a woman in my 18-25 "cohort" in probably 2 years

>>33895916
It does seem to be that way and I do hope that, ty anon

>>33895922
I enjoyed this for a while, but oh my god I have so few opportunities to meet people in real life. I’d take the henhouse over this at this point.

>>33895920
Same
If she didn't want me to spread her legs, why were they closed?

>>33895924
What’s going on over there?

>>33895925
I just want a job where I'm by myself I'm not good at socializing
>>33895927
I guess I just don't care about socializing anymore.

>>33895925
That’s rough

>>33895910
Tried that. It's harder that you'd think.

>>33895931
job I hate, no gf, tired of living with my parents, hate where I live

Women, how normal is it for men to snap on you and threaten you when you reject them or tell them you're not interested? I've heard from most women I know that it's very rare for a guy to just act chill to her when she's not interested.

>>33895940
God damn, glad it didn’t take

>>33895936
Its alright. There are women in my dreams at least

>>33895942
Relatable. I just recently pulled out of “I hate my life” into “I need to change my life”
Hating where you live and not being able to leave is a special kind of hell

>>33895925
Yeah, it's grim for most non-Chads. Good luck finding a good girl that's single after 21 if you're not a millionaire.

>>33895943
I dont know
Ive never asked a girl out
Ive never heard any stories from the males in my life about being rejected
Ive never observed a man ask a woman out

Men
Why are you still virgins why aren't you actively having sex

>>33895948
I think its mostly the lack of exposure to women more than any "chad" nonsense

>>33895952
I’m not a virgin. I spent the last six years consciously not trying to date, and I don’t have any interest in sex outside of a relationship

>>33895952
Im too afraid to try dating apps
I ant a relationship not a one night stand
I dont know any women irl
Too afraid to cold approach strangers

>>33895857
why tf Tails fem now
>>33895869
>Do you know the name of your first kiss?
duh
>What about the person you had sex with for the first time?
you guys are having sex?
>>33895910
real
hope you have more good days
>>33895914
>I'm surrounded by women at my job
same, I'm usually the only guy on the team
I'm awkward around all of them

>>33895953
That's true, but Chad would still find a gf in this dating market from just his phone even if he worked around men.

>>33895940
I could always burn myself or slash my wrists before slashing my throat to make sure I die

I'm fantasizing a lot about suicide today I'm sorry

>>33895958
>same, I'm usually the only guy on the team
>I'm awkward around all of them
to be fair I'm awkward around everyone also have nothing to talk about with normal people you'd think books would be a good topic of conversation but nobody reads

Almost quittin time

>>33895863
cute
defined as as smart as eggman for some retarded reason, but consistently actually presented as a failure
looks frail, weak, easy to bully
cute
cute tails

>>33895952
I did have it before my surgeries, and now I'm just waiting for recovery and a few more to be over. I want to have sex or at least jerk off so much it's impossible. I should write a book. The prologue turned out great, but the problem is I don't know what to write next. It's a cyberpunk detective thriller.

>>33895952
My only prospect right now is not the same race as me and I find it a bit icky, even though her ass is utterly hypnotizing

>>33895943
sounds like more of a yankoid issue. it doesn't happen to me often (stranger guy coming up to talk to me on the streer or in a store) but i try reject them politely and they are pretty much always very polite as well.

the only situation that i could think of that wasn't like this was when a filthy foreigner maybe from southern europe came to talk to me, and he kept shouting at me once i saw him turned 360 degrees and walked away.

>>33895924
same
what about it do you hate tho?
>>33895952
a girl actually asked me if I wanted to come to hers for a drink tonight but I'm playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on Steam
also I'm broke af rn, work's only put me down for 2 shifts this week totalling 9 hours...
also my roommate said they were gonna make omlettes but it's almost 11pm here, I might just go to bed soon
>>33895967
what you quittin?
>>33895966
>I'm awkward around everyone
same
I try to make small talk but I fucking hate it lmao
the worst is when someone points out that I'm awkwad/shy/quiet. like wow thanks for telling me something I didn't know???

>>33895962
Just use a shotgun bro
Like half the hardware stores in the south sell old beaters "under the counter" for like $150
99% success rate
Stick in mouth, point towards the back of your head not the top so you dont just blow your face off like a dumbass

>>33895969
Meanie

>>33895976
>I try to make small talk but I fucking hate it lmao
small talk sucks so much that bauhaus even made a song about how much it sucks

>>33895976
>what you quittin?
The retard factory (caregiver job)

>>33895978
I don't know why I want to make it painful for myself

Small talk is fine if I'm in the mood for it or I just click with you like the fat chick who keeps trying to flirt with me, but the problem is people exepct it as a standard thing and I don't really have anything worth saying a lot of t he time

I love women who smoke cigarettes!

>>33895989
tfw no gf to smoke cigarettes with after being done having sex at the cemetery

>>33895985
Shoot yourself in the chest then
20 seconds of great pain or so
And then they can at least have an open casket so everybody can gawk at your embalmed makeup'd body

4chan men are into it? I will never smoke a cigarette.

>>33895944
Would have solved all of my problems.

>>33895982
oh, yeah I don't blame ya for that desu, caregiving is really tough desu
>>33895980
lol based band
desu I don't mind it if the person is nice and easy to get along with and a good conversationalist. if the person is cunty though I just want them to fuck off tbqh
>>33895992
>I will never smoke a cigarette
based desu, save your health
I'm just hitting the vape rn

>>33895989
>>33895990
Did you guys time travel here from 2012 tumblr

>>33895992
How about a pipe
Not as harsh and has a nice aroma

>>33895991
good idea, don't really care what they do with my body afterwards

>>33895995
>oh, yeah I don't blame ya for that desu, caregiving is really tough desu
Oh lol, I enjoy what I do. It’s almost quitting time as in, my shift for the day is almost over

>>33895952
Never met a woman with whom I had mutual attraction.

How do I kill the capra demon
Dude just btfo's me as soon as I go through the fog gate

i love women who drink milk but actual milk but the concept of milk from their breasts the milk of motherhood the milk of a mother mature and full and swelling with love love for a child for a lover for family for humanity a bosom of love conceptualized as milk that they drink in the reality of conception within my mind!

>>33896000
nice, sounds pretty chill desu if you can post here while at work lol

>>33895995
>desu I don't mind it if the person is nice and easy to get along with and a good conversationalist. if the person is cunty though I just want them to fuck off tbqh
yeah some people are nice to talk to but most people aren't, it's like they expect you to keep the conversation going

>>33896003
Can you stop giving us titchads a bad rep, thanks

>>33895996
wait what year it is? D:

>>33896002
Bring a good shield and kill those dogs asap. Run right past him and kite the dogs up the stairs.
If you’re immediately locking onto him, stop doing that.

>>33896002
Walk through the gate and immediately run to the end and hop up the wall kill the dogs then jump down and attack Capra. Simple as.
I killed him the second time and I'm a girl

>>33896002
Sprint up the stairs and hump your way across the little arch thing to put space between you and the hounds

>>33896002
Just block lol
Every single Souls game and Elden ring is entirely trivialized by blocking

>>33895952
You don't care.

>>33895992
NO, I hate smokers.

*makes a retarded post*

>>33896012
>and I'm a girl
Saying that is just saying its a given women can't do this, actively detrimental thought process that will harm you own mind. I am channeling my chakras and manifesting a dragon to sooth your soul. Bless

>>33895992
>I will never smoke a cigarette.
That's fine by me.

>>33896003
my mom never breast fed me, just one of the many ways she let me know she never loved me

>>33896004
It is, I’ll likely never have another gig like this again. I get paid to play peekaboo with a grown man lol
It was a lot harder the first couple of years because his epilepsy was much more severe.

>>33895976
>>33895958
Fuck off, shit.

>>33896002
just run up the stairs and fight the dogs one at the time on the stairs then kill the demon, abuse plunging attacks if you have to

>>33896014
Thats why bloodborne and sekiro are goated

>>33896002
God I hate Dark Souls and men who play it.

>>33896009
2012+13. World ended over a decade ago D:

>>33896025
sekiro is not even the same genre hence why it's so good

>>33896026
I will play with you in genshin, kitten

Do women get horny when they're ovulating?

>>33895869
also
>Are you slutty/whorish?
no I'm actually very prudish and will probably die a virgin
my work crush asked me to kiss her on halloween and I jokingly gave her a high five instead (I mean tbf it was in front of other people so would've been awkward)
just want to fucking die honestly, my life is shit
>>33896005
>they expect you to keep the conversation going
yeah fuck that noise lol. like I didn't even want to talk in the first place why are you involving me in your shit??

>>33896026
:( I’m normal
It’s one of my favorite games. I’m not one of those PvP obsessed guys though

>>33896019
I found dark souls 1 incrediblely easy 2 and 3 were hard but the first 10 hours I had already made it to blightown..... And 2 hours later out of there I don't understand why your having trouble kiting enemy's
Do you block?
Do you parry?
Do you connect with the 1 hit sword parry ?

>>33896027
SAD! I'll keep pretending we live in the early 2010 though

>>33896026
I just started a couple weeks ago, saw the game at goodwill for the ps3
Does it have that bad a reputation? The only thing i know about the fandom is that everybody likes solaire
"praise the sun xd"
Anyways thanks for the advice everybody

>>33896023
what the hell kek
>>33896022
glad he is doing better now and that you genuinely enjoy the work and it isn't too crazy
>>33896036
>I found dark souls 1 incrediblely easy
based lol
compared to Cuphead 300% and Crash Bandicoot 4 106% that shit is easy tbqh

>>33896012
>Lunafreya
Can you sound any more MTF.

>>33896037
I mean we may as well lol, shit really hasn’t felt much different since then

>>33896026
soulsfags are some of the worst people out there.

I can't believe the world actually ended and we're already in the post-game.

Gay guys be saying “mhmm” and “yeah” after every other word you speak. It almost makes me feel like they’re *not* actually listening.

>>33896042
I just know you have some very elaborate opinions on vidya, many of which are dogshit

>>33896036
none of the souls games are difficult, they're fun! but they're not hard at all.

>>33896040
No biofoid here.

mmmhmmm
yup
yea
(boobs)
cool
nice
uh huh
(boobs)
wow
interesting
(boobs)
(ass)
cooool
(neck)
woooow really
(boobs)

>>33896048
not really the fans are just very annoying that's all, the games are fine

>>33896036
Just wait until you play Demon's Souls.
That game is an entire pushover.
DaS 1 obviously is rather easy if it's not your first Soulslike.

>>33896044
We’re in act 2. The legendary hero hasn’t show up yet because I haven’t had any kids yet

>>33896054
I played demon souls and found it very hard. I didn't get very far.

>>33896054
Demons had one of the most confusingly easy areas in a game with the tower of latria
All the hype about it being hard and scary and its just mindlfayers who just
A: Stun
B: Do < 100% hp in damage
C: Stand still for long enough to stand back up, stunlock them to death
Its literally impossible to die to them unless its the red one there's only one of or you intentionally choose to play bad

>>33896050
Incel moment

>>33896053
Alright, you pass

>>33896046
>Gay guys be saying “mhmm” and “yeah” after every other word you speak. It almost makes me feel like they’re *not* actually listening.
Fuck, I'm bi and I really do it. But I didn't think it was a specifically gay thing.

>easy equals bad
god I hate those people so much

>>33896052
Meet better women bro

I feel like I'm about to have a breakdown

>>33896046
I'm not gay but you're right I'm never really listening desu
>>33896063
nah my favourite video games are pretty easy to beat. sometimes a challenge is fun and engaging though. desu though even the hardest games boil down to muscle memory once you play them enough so difficulty is kind of irrelevant to the enjoyment of a game and "gameplay loop"

>>33895843 (OP)
vvomen,
do you like men who can cook?

>>33896066
>nah my favourite video games are pretty easy to beat. sometimes a challenge is fun and engaging though. desu though even the hardest games boil down to muscle memory once you play them enough so difficulty is kind of irrelevant to the enjoyment of a game and "gameplay loop"
you're alright fren.
yeah difficulty has nothing to do with a game being fun

>>33896058
You are weird.
It is objectively piss easy with the simplistic AI and abundance of healing items.

>>33896059
Nearly all enemies can be tricked without even having to try much, except maybe the rolling and heavy skeletons.

I don't like listening. Surely if the knowledge was so important, the universe would have manifested the knowledge into me

>>33896067
M
In my experience, cooking for a lady guarantees she won't fuck that night. Seeing you do woman shit turns them off. Don't @ me I fuck and cook better than any of you

Which souls game has the balls that crush you

>>33896068
I mean one of the funniest games I've played was south park stick of Truth and crash team racing and sleeping dogs good storylines and fun as fuck

>>33896070
the entire souls series is piss easy you have to be brain dead to struggle with these games

>>33896065
yo what's happening buddy?
>>33896068
ya agreed
the best games desu are easy to beat but hard to master

>>33896076
Both Dark Souls and Elden Ring. I’m almost certain I’m forgetting some balls of death from another one of them too

>>33896072
>woman shit
Is that why majority of highly decorated chefs are men?

>and cook better than any of you
You definitely do not.

>>33896076
Demons souls
>>33896067
I don't prefer to have sex with men that cook
>>33896070
It's not your lying

Gender
Did you use AI for your novel? I don't, but maybe I should. I feel like my writing comes off as amateurish anyway

Gamer thread

>>33896080
What's the curve for Elden ring I haven't played. But Bloodborne took me a month to beat it was as hard as ds3

>>33896082
I am stating objective facts and you are just an annoying troll.

>>33896083
M
No, that would defeat the whole point of writing it. Your writing will only get worse the more you rely on LLMs to do the work for you.

>>33896081
>Is that why majority of highly decorated chefs are men?
Woman (or even average retard regardless of gender)'s perception of reality != reality
See man cook, think "wow what a bitch"
>You definitely do not.
Huh, I suppose my family begs me to cook for them every other weekend as a collective masochism ritual then

>>33896077
>crash team racing
based
played it on PSX back in the day, then I got all the achievements in Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled too
beating Adventure mode is pretty easy, beating all of the Nitrous Oxide time trial times is a fun challenge. these are the best kind of games imo

>>33896086
Not a troll and your facts are wrong

>>33896085
Elden Ring is Dark Souls 3-2, but it has a lot more equipment and magic that can make the game the easiest in the series if you’d like.
I personally didn’t really care for Elden Ring; I’d call it the worst in the series. Didn’t like it enough to beat it

>>33896084
I'd rather it be a thirst thread desu
Me want honkers me want honkers me want milkies

>>33896083
No but I've been accused of using AI when I in fact wrote it myself.

>>33896079
>yo what's happening buddy?
I'm just stressed because of work that's all my social anxiety makes everything 10 times more stressful
>the best games desu are easy to beat but hard to master
this is true, dmc and metal gear rising comes to mind but I'm sure there are others I'm not remembering right now

>>33896083
M
The only reason to do that would be to get it out to print and sell faster
If I wanted to make money writing more effectively, I'd peddle smut on tiktok, not peddle my soul to a machine

>>33896088
>>33896083
This reminds me of artists who switch to using AI.
That is so sad and depressing.
But I guess you have to be sad and depressing to do that.

>>33896090
Why would we care about your family. lol

>>33896097
I’d rather be replyguying right now as well lol

why do some of you only come here to argue with people?

>>33896083
M
I dont write
Unless you count 4chan posts kek

'Avin a PROPPA english meal, LADS, what we eating today?

>>33896100
>smut on tiktok
qrd? sounds fun

>>33896102
You called my cooking into question, I pointed to a group of people who like it so much they ask for it regularly, what the fuck do you mean NIGGER???

>>33896102
My spicy hot take is that people like that were never really artists to begin with, just people who want to be seen as artists

>>33896092
Sure.

>>33896104
It's the same 2 or 3 anons doing it all the time.
They are also the ones who write utter garbage bait and then never reply to any of the replies.
Sad and pathetic people.

>>33896108
Leftover meatloaf sandwiches

>>33896108
Fuck I’m jealous bro tell me what’s on that plate
I think I’m gonna have a very stereotypical American dinner of a cheeseburger 2nite

>>33896104
I come here to evangelize fat honkers and make chestlets feel bad

>>33896076
f
ds1 when i had never played souls games before. then i thought ds2 made me get good finally (2 is the best in the series though), but that was actually bloodborne which i played after ds2. the "hardest" for me currently is maybe demons souls? hard to say .

>>33896118
Almost better than fresh meatloaf

>>33896108
NOTHING food is bad for me!!!

>>33896083
M
Fuck no, at most I use it to proofread for any grammatical errors.

>>33896123
I don't like the story of 2 and 3

>>33896112
Whatever you say.

>>33896114
I am sure that's true for some.
I know one case who just got incredibly lazy with it and I guess depression on top of that made them stop.

>>33896122
I now want to kill you

>>33896115
yeah pretty pathetic
>>33896122
BLASPHEMY flat women are god's gift to us men!

>>33896128
Dark souls has a story? XDDD

>>33896134
Yes and it’s about Literally Me

>>33896134
joked aside the backstory of the first game was good then the sequels came and shat all over it

>>33896104
This is a slightly more subliminal example:
>>33896123
>2 is the best in the series though
>the "hardest" for me currently is maybe demons souls

>>33896132
>>33896133
Do me a favor and take all the chestlets for yourself and keep them many hundreds of miles away from me, thank you

>>33896118
I ain't ever had meatloaf, sounds nice

>>33896120
A big old bowl of MASHED potatatoes, BEANS and Sausage
Can't beat BEANS and Potatoes

>>33896137
Yes!! It sucks. DS3 in particular just didn’t do anything to the story I enjoyed very much

It’s all so tiresome

Women, what is it like to have boobs, while knowing that men are obsessed with with looking at boobs?

720p
40"
Let me guess, you need more?

>>33896149
when its chad: (^:
when its chud: )^:

>>33896149
I think it's great I always make sure to wear sports bras and shorts to show off both ass and tits

>>33896038
It's just that I had a bf who neglected me because he was so into video games like Dark Souls. He made me watch him play for our "date nights".

>>33896144
Sounds delicious and exactly what I expected, minus toast and tomato
Bruv you must make meatloaf sometime. It’s so good and dead simple to make. Keeps well too

>>33896154
what if I'm neither a chad nor a chud?

>>33896155
He was asking women

I was walking my dog in the park and found a partially burnt piece of paper, it was part of a story about a nazi who worked in the concentration camps. Turns out it was a page of the Stephen King novel Apt Pupil. Don't know why someone was burning a book down there.

>>33896150
720p is too low. I'm happy with 1080p.

>>33896156
I’ve met a guy like that. Was he also a stoner?

>>33896149
I'll let you know if they ever grow in.

>>33896158
/^:
>>33896160
cuz he's a weird freak?

>>33896146
the original story of ds2 sounded interesting but lots of things got chanced during development

>>33896157
Beef costs too much now sadly
I buy buy like nearly 2kg chicken for 400g beef
Its isnane

>>33896154
*takes a lingering gander at your breasts*

>>33896099
aw I'm sorry anon, you'll get through work tho, and if anyone gets annoyed with you they can piss off lol
>>33896102
>AI
>"artists"
omegalul
>>33896108
based, what you 'avin m8?
probably gonna skip dinner cause I don't feel like interacting with my roommates again kek
a few hours ago tho I had a bowl of cereal, a couple of carrots, some greek yoghurt with strawberry jam, and a packet of crisps innit
currently just having carling and vape kek
>>33896125
have some chao fruit
>>33896155
tranny hands

>>33896159
I am a woman and you will never see my ass or touch my tits

>>33896160
Are there homeless in the park?

>>33895959
Even Chad isn't fucking like he used to. Statistically, everyone is having less sex

no flat chested gf to hug me and cuddle with me after a long day at work

life is pain

>>33896156
yeah that's fucking mental lol
when I dated girls I basically stopped playing vidya altogether, didn't have time between work and dates etc.
that's one perk of being single kek

>>33896164
Luckily no. He was hysterically against spending money, though. Like he was well enough off to live comfortably, but lived in actual squalor. I'm talking broken fridge with rotting food, broken furniture, old clothes, etc.

>>33896174
Sex work and sex tourism cures this

>>33896174
Trvke
I see chads and chadlites out and about holding hands with ever more beat, haggard skanks. No fucking clue what's going on.

>>33896171
Don't reply to me, piece of shit.

>>33896171
>aw I'm sorry anon, you'll get through work tho, and if anyone gets annoyed with you they can piss off lol
yeah I got to keep reminding myself that it doesn't matter what they think of me. thanks for reminding me anon.

>>33896144
How could you never had meatloaf
Youre missing out buddy

>>33896172
You have a Y chromosome thoughbeit

>>33896141
Okay!! :) Just one is fine

a friend of mine says men being generous lovers is gay and a turn off, is this true?

>>33896173
I think people sleep in their cars there, there used to be a tent pitched near where I found the page but that was over a year ago.

>>33896178
Lol what a character. How long did you date this guy?

>>33896139
ds2 is genuinely my favourite, no need to be passive aggressive.

Gender,
1 foreign meal you'd really like to try?
For me, M, Peanut Butter and Jelly
>High calories, sounds tasy, quick and easy
It sounds so good

>>33896184
exactly, they ain't worth it breh
>>33896183
lulz

>>33896156
Was he good at it?

>>33896190
That friend’s name? Albert Einstein

>>33896194
I wouldn't date or fuck a guy who admitted this irl to me

>>33896195
>Peanut Butter and Jelly
foreign meal? bruh these are just sandwiches I used to take to work
tasty and filling tho, recommend
maybe when my roommates are in bed or tomoz I'll sneak downstairs and make one
anyway uhh I wanna try ur mom's cooking

>>33896187
No I insist, have as many as you like
>>33896190
M
In my experience you need to balance every sweet kiss and long hug and nice compliment with a firm slap across the ass and squeeze of the neck while fucking or she gets real antsy and starts eyeing up the branches

>>33896200
nta but then you're not worth anyone's time.

>>33896200
won't this tranny please stop spamming me already lmaooo

>>33896194
Same, based DS2 GAWD
>Doesn't fall apart in act 2 like 1
>No shitty mp like 3
Objectively the best
People who hype 1 forget 50% of the game is ass

>>33896173
nta but when I was homeless I used to burn shit in the park with my lighter, extra warmth when it's cold and it's just something to do innit

>>33896195
M
It’s as good as it sounds. Perfect quick and easy lunch.
I’d like to try paella. I really want to visit Spain someday, specifically Andalusia.

>>33896192
Around a year. I wasn't made aware of his living conditions until well into it, though.
>>33896198
Fuck no, he would do the same part for most of a night. And he'd get mad when he died.

>>33896203
We don't even have american "jelly", its a different thing here
My mom used to make really nice shepards pie

>>33896208
>People who hype 1 forget 50% of the game is ass
nta but for me it dark souls 1 stops being good after sen's fortress, I though anor londo was lame, I liked the dlc though because it felt like a big demon's souls level

>qt joins
>immediate spam and dogshit opinions posted
Aight im out

>>33896205
Nta but if you like ds2 I believe you have gender disphoria

>>33896200
>I wouldn't date or fuck a guy who admitted this irl to me

>>33896194
That unfinished slop that required a fucking DLC overhaul?

>>33896217
>spam and dogshit opinions posted
That has been all day, for several days. qt or no qt.

>>33896208
yep. 1 has my fondest memories part but the later 50% is still part of the game. and i don't even hate areas like lost izalith that much it was very atmospheric and novel to me and that first playthrough at least to me matters most when judging games. but yeah they are still pretty close, it's not like ds2 is 100% better than the rest lol. (but still the best though)

Write your gender
If you could press a button and change your gender completely, becoming fully and biologically the opposite sex, but the change was permanent and irreversible. Would you press it?

>>33896216
DLC was funny because I did it cosplaying Havel with just enough stats to fat roll in his gear to help people (shame that era of gaming is over)
>Manticore shock completely bypasses shields (one of only 3 attacks in the game to do this), being the only boss I ever HAD to summon help with in the entire series because it cucked Havel so hard
>Every single other boss can be completely trivialized by holding block
Artorias was hyped so much but he does next to no stamina damage at all

>>33896218
you realize you're namefagging right?

>>33896224
I think the only truly dodgy part in the back half of DaS was Crystal Caves. I liked everything else a lot

>>33896226
M
lmao no.

>>33896216
I wondered why there was a seath battle at all in game.
I wanted more of oolcile though, manus is a more interesting character boss. Did not think the sif battle was needed either

>>33896226
I know a certain namefag who would

>>33896226
M
no

Men
Go become victims of bpdemons, you deserve it

>>33896226
M
these question are always stupid.
How does this work, exactly?
Do people just accept I'm a woman, or always was?
What do I look like as a chick?
Am I still the same age? ie, past the wall on women?
Am I attracted to men suddenly? if not, why would I want to be attractive to men and not women?
Etc etc

>>33896181
No, sex work and sex tourism won't help. Society is simply too socially fragmented right now. You have socially awkward romantically deficient losers running the services we use to 'socialize', you have new services being made so you don't have to interact with people, and you wonder why you're so lonely.

>>33896237
Did that years ago and am now ready to date again

Love without tension becomes friendship
Attraction without edge becomes boredom
Boredom kills desire

>>33896226
M
No, that would solve none of my problems, but probably create new ones.

>>33896195
M
bunny chow

I'm F, why do I become so uncomfortable when I hear about other womens pregnancies and go into full blown panic when I hear them moaning in pain? Is this jealousy?

>>33896227
I only use shields for regular enemies now that I think about it, during boss fights I two hand my weapon.

pretty much every boss felt trivial to me since the Iframes in those games are really really generous

>>33896237
No bpdemon want me.

>>33896224
>it's not like ds2 is 100% better than the rest lol. (but still the best though)
Good bait

>>33896221
i played it without any dlc, it doesn't require it.

i think based on what i read about what the dlc includes, it would've made the no mans wharf area a bit less frustrating but that's a small quick area to get through anyways.

>>33896237
I already am one :(
I still love her though

>>33896247
Where would you hear them? Does every pregnant woman you meet invite you to the birth?

>>33896247
I know several women who had extremely short births but long labor. If it's anything but back labor there is no excuse to scream. Because front contractions are nothing compared to back contractions on the spine.

I'm so depressed I'm going to die alone and everyone thinks I'm a femcel no matter what I do

>>33896237
I never really understood the appeal of bipolar women, but I feel a similar thing for lesbians and FtMs.
Unfortunately I can't date a lesbian since I'm a man (duh), but whenever a FtM gives me a crub of attention I melt instantly.

>>33895904
The women who don't like getting slapped around are more common, but they aren't vocal about it. They also tend to be less online

>>33896251
all the underages hate and keep whining about ds2 for some reason. keep crying lel

>>33896254
On tv mostly, I hate how often television uses it for content

>>33896212
>I’d like to try paella
you should dude, it's banging
>>33896215
>My mom used to make really nice shepards pie
can I marry your mom
>>33896217
lol have a good one
>>33896226
no, I'd press a button to end my life tho
>>33896237
where they at
>>33896258
you'll be ok anon just take things one step at a time
also everyone else can fk off
>>33896262
bipolar is not bpd dude

>>33896234
I was looking forward to fighting seath but man what a disappointing fight, all the fights against the lords (that they hyped up so much at the beginning) were pretty disappointing, they barely put up a fight. like you said manus was way more interesting and his fight was actually a bit challenging (but not by much)

>>33896230
i approve. glad at least someone here is not trying to endlessly argue with me, maybe ds+2 has just really mindfucked some people for some reason lol.

I heard ds mentioned hello

>>33896251
It's just retarded ds made you kill qulaag

I’m afraid everyone’s souls opinions are incorrect except mine.

>>33896258
>I'm so depressed
Yes
>I'm going to die alone
No
>and everyone thinks I'm a femcel no matter what I do
Elaborate

>>33896264
Keep coping, the world's verdict is on my side

>>33896258
I can cure you with my affection and cock, mostly cock, but with a little bit of affection too.

>>33896230
crystal cave is such a small area that I don't really find worth mentioning it or complaining about it, the dukes archives is a dick cramp though it's just a tedious level

>>33896247
you are a woman living past humanity's peak (i.e. the latter half of the 20th century) and therefore have been bombarded by propaganda against natural things like pregnancy, monogamous relationships, raising a family, etc.
And like 99% of women, you fell for it.

>>33896275
Your souls opinion is a crime against humanity and all decency, begone.

>>33896277
I agree with the world 3 > 1 > 2

Think I’m gonna kms pretty soon here. There’s absolutely no connections to be made with the opposite gender irl and online dating is a farce, a mockery of romance. I judge and am judged through a handful of photos and a few words. It is unnatural. I want to be judged face to face, I want to feel her presence pulled deeper into my orbit or thrown out of it in the moment. Everything sucks

>>33896281
I want a family I just don't like hearing other people do it

>>33896282
Demon’s Souls is the best. DS3 is shameless slop for soulsois. DS2 has the best story. DS1 is the best for pvp.

purple pikmin gf...
>strong, reliable
>but chubby
...or white pikmin gf?
>small, pale
>but kinda toxic.

>>33896286
BASED

>>33896280
The dukes archives is the worst part of ds1

>>33896288
No need to thank me, just doing my job.

>>33896286
>DS2 has the best story
Catch yourself on, was that because it was the only one you understood?

>>33896284
Nobody is forcing you to try to date in a place that has an 80% male 20% female gender ratio.

Demon Souls remake > Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls 1 > Bloodborne > Dark Souls 2

>>33896286
Ds2 does not have the best story. Ds1 does

>>33896200
Nobody cares what some tranny thinks lmao.

>>33896292
>the hardest one is the only one I understood
No, it’s because it actually offers a different option from “light the hecking flamerino or don’t!!”. DS3 is a disgrace and DS1 just wasn’t as captivating to me.

>>33896285
Well, congratulations then - you are better than most of your peers.

>>33896294
Damn sounds like i should get a ps4/5?

>>33896293
How the hell do you date outside of that? Where do people meet each other? After high school / college it’s over

>>33896294
>the remake
You missed the entire point.
>>33896295
I looooove my power fantasies!

>>33896296
Nobody cares what a virgin has to say

>>33896281
Why then from my earliest memories did I reject being maternal and a desire to reproduce despite everyone around me telling me I'll change my mind one day? (I never did)
>>33896281
>99% of women
So one percent of women reproduce? No wonder you got shot like a bitch.

>>33896273
I also love DS (playing Cooking Mama, Nintendogs and Sonic Rush on my Nintendo DS Lite)

>>33896294
>remake
please get a lobotomy anon

>>33896300
I only got the PS4 for persona 5

>>33896280
i liked the dukes archive and learning about seath lore. but i can see how it's annoying if you don't happen to stumble your way through it naturally. i watched this one retard play dark souls 1 and get stuck there a few times, that's why he ended up hating it.

>>33896301
Wherever. I've gone out with nurses at a doctors office I go to, baristas at cafes I've frequented and I also started going out with a girl that interviewed me for a job (I didn't get the job but we kept talking after that and started dating). I'm pretty average looking and a bit of an autist, but being friendly gets you pretty far I guess.

>>33896149
I don't think about them, they have been a part of my body for so long. Do men think about their balls?

>>33896305
Yesss rep cooking mama, pink ds lite was such a vibe

>>33896247
Having your entire body's energy and strength sapped for 9 months by a 5-8 pound being is kinda creepy. Just saying.

>>33896301
I was about so say university. In that case through your social circle and friends. Don't have friends? Good start there, you need friends to have a good relationship in the first place.

>>33896309
it's complicated it's just tedious if you're trying to get everything in that level, if you just rush through it is fine I guess.

also seath is a king's field reference same with kalameet

>>33895848
i hate women because its not a capacity, its an instinct. women need to be restricted in life to not follow that instinct.

>>33896281
If there is propaganda to make women not have kids, it's not working, because the majority eventually do. Most women want kids, but usually no more than 2.

>>33896299
I'm a huge fucking loser bitch so no I'm not

>>33896251
dog 2 being a sovlless cashgrab copy is only one of its problems, thoughbeit

Who's excited for first light? Also gender and favorite bond movie?
F
On her majesty's secret service.

>>33896313
Only happens if your the wrong blood type

>>33896319
Like constantly murdering men? You try first, moidlet.

I am warning you, tomorrow I enter the extra horny phase of semen retention and I will not be stopped

>>33896304
>Why then from my earliest memories did I reject being maternal and a desire to reproduce
You were a child who watched cartoons - cartoons can be propaganda too.
Actually, most cartoons are propaganda nowadays lmao.
>So one percent of women reproduce?
That's not what I said.

>>33896316
What is the story of kings field

>>33896324
The fetus directly takes from the mother.

>>33896322
arguing with ds2nigs is like arguing with people who think cilantro tastes like soap

Men how to I filter a namefag again

>>33896322
Whereas all the shameless copying is okay in DS3 because your messiah Miyazaki made it?

>>33896331
But severe illness where your hospitalized only happens when it's the wrong blood type
Pregnancy is very easy when your not sick and starving every day

>>33896332
Isn't that an actual biological thing im confused

Castlevania > ds

>>33896328
I'm in my 30s. I didn't grow up with lezbo shit. Nice try. People will come up with anything to explain why their made up gender roles aren't the be all end all for everyone. Some people think so little of our species and it shows.

>>33896320
>If there is propaganda to make women not have kids, it's not working
Because to make a baby you need a woman and a man, and men are less susceptable to propaganda (a lot of us still fall for it too).
>Most women want kids, but usually no more than 2
That's not what you will see if you actually talk to young women.

>>33896335
Ds3 actually made an effort to be related to ds1

>>33896339
They’re not even comparable. You’re gonna play Lament of Innocence and say it’s comparable to Dark Souls?

>>33896323
M
>First Light
Forgot about it kek.
>Favorite Bond film
Goldeneye, without question. It's actually easier to say what films I didn't like rather than the ones I do.

>>33896336
you type like a fat indian man who smells like the fermenting shit that is crusted under his fingernails

>>33896342
Thanks babe

>the tranner is just an r9k incel ragebaiting
Took me long enough to realize kek

>>33896330
it's been a while since I played it I honestly don't remember. I do remember that the sword of moonlight at first is a stone sword that you take to a dragon and a fairy then they bless it or something and becomes blue, it's basically the master sword from zelda, you need it to kill the final boss

>>33896342
Good I want trans men to filter me

>>33896300
Yeah, it's good. It's different in a way that I like.
>>33896302
>You missed the entire point
I never played the original or read any explanation, but after you said that I think I know what you mean.
>>33896307
A lobotomy is useless, you can't use the hole for sex, so why even do it?

>>33896336
My coworker gave birth recently. She said from 5-9 months it felt like someone sitting in her lap every time she sat down or laid down. You can't convince me that is "easy." I want my body to be for myself thanks.

>>33896344
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever read on so many levels. Just admit you’re a Miyazaki dicksucker and got filtered by Dark Souls 2.

>>33896339
they're not even the same genre anon ( I do love it way way more than dark souls by a lot)

>>33896357
How tf would someone get filtered by the same boss copy pasted 30 times

>>33896337
Yes
Some people's brains have a weird mutation that makes them think cilantro tastes like soap, others have their wires crossed and associate feet with horny, others have their qualia inverted so they think ds2 is the best in the series while everything else is "rollslop"
Arguing with any of them is fruitless

>>33896346
It's not out till March. I'm bummed because I'm getting a PS5 this month and I really wanted it for Christmas.
Do you have a Bond you don't like at all?

>>33896336
>tranny talking about pregnancy as if he knows how it feels

>>33896357
Don't bother lol, it's the same retarded namefag talking with itself

>>33896344
it was just a cashgrab lol

>>33896362
Aah i getchu yeah

>>33896312
whoo <3 I got one also from CeX lol (my OG was lime green tho)
I also used to play Cooking Mama Burger Shop on the phone lol, that was really addicting
>>33896310
>I'm pretty average looking and a bit of an autist
nta but desu I doubt that if you've dated those people you say lol...
(tfw I worked as a receptionist at doctor's offices for years and also a barista and didn't date anyone ;_;)
>>33896323
is that a new bond movie or something
uh I liked some of the old ones
Casino Royale was also pretty cool
not really a fan of action movies though desu
>>33896339
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfo6hoN0PUw

>>33896339
I like Rondo of Blood the most. The Igavania games are too casual with zero challenge.

>>33896341
>People will come up with anything to explain why their made up gender roles aren't the be all end all for everyone
Hey, you don't need to fit into a mould, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying most young women nowadays are being conditioned, just like men.
>Some people think so little of our species and it shows.
Apollo 11 and voyager 1 were pretty amazing feats, tho.

>>33896368
God bless CeX

>>33896305
>sonic rushed
based!!!
I had a blue ds lite I used to play zelda phantom hourglass a lot too and megaman starforce

>>33896364
He also is just legitimately retarded and making shit up

>>33896363
>It's not out till March
Brutal, if it was coming out soon then I would've picked it up.
>Do you have a Bond you don't like at all?
I feel like it really got phoned in with No Time To Die and I consider that the second worst, but I would consider Die Another Day to be the all time worst. A lot of people dump on Moonraker but I feel it's a lot more enjoyable than the two movies I just mentioned.

What ones did you dislike?

>>33896374
It's ENTJ what else would you expect.

>>33896364
Everytime a man or tranny tries to say giving birth is easy or not a big deal, I question whether I should care that male circumcision is so barbaric

>>33896364
Sorry I'm not a tranny. But I'm sure you'll find some on lgbt

I want to eat but I'm not hungry why am I always sick

>>33896335
That Miyazaki's work on mistakes was done more out of necessity, to salvage the legacy of Dark Souls. That was his way to show us "If you're gonna make a sequel to a game that didn't need one, then this is how you do it". Tellingly, DS3 contains far more references to DS1 than to DS2, clearly demonstrating which game is more beloved.

>>33896378
Only back labor birth is hard.
And all men should be circumsized they don't even remember getting cut anyway

Spicey food enjoyer, would you ever use a jalapeno as a condom?

Why is femdom so popular in anime but not porn

>>33896382
The knower

>>33896382
miyazaki fags are truly retarded lol
OMG IT HAS REFERENCES BEST GAME EVER!!!

>>33896368
>nta but desu I doubt that if you've dated those people you say lol...
Well I'm 7/10 according to /soc/ and I'm definently a bit of an autist (though I'm self aware enough to keep it in check to a point).
>(tfw I worked as a receptionist at doctor's offices for years and also a barista and didn't date anyone
It depends on how much interest you show. The barista was really blatant about it and dropped a few times in conversation that she was single, while with the nurses I was just lucky (they were a bit weird and I later found out that's pretty standard for nurses for some reason).

>>33896373
>blue ds lite I used to play zelda phantom hourglass a lot too and megaman starforce
that sounds awesome lol
yeah I also had the lite, great console, used it for many years... (before that my GBA SP was blue)
>>33896372
ikr, best store lol
>>33896381
gws, do you have any medicine? maybe eat something light at least like some bread/soup and get some sleep
desu I might just skip dinz and go zzz soon

>>33896384
>And all men should be circumsized they don't even remember getting cut anyway
kill yourself

Someone called this fat. And recently I keep seeing similar posts trying to gaslight girls/women that they're fat, if they don't look emaciated like fucking Eugenia Cooney.

What's the endgoal here?

>>33896378
There are women who double-fist themselves or stuff their vaginas with soccer balls. Surely giving birth can't be harder than that.

>>33896390
Has to be bait at this point

>>33896391
>pretty standard for nurses for some reason
I mean it's a pretty brootal job with low pay so yeah I think you have to be a little kooky to stay in the profession...
>depends on how much interest you show
maybe I'm just too much of a tsundere IRL then
>barista was really blatant about it
in what way?
don't think that happened to me but oh well
tbf when I was a barista a girl said I was really cute but I just blushed and made the coffee

>>33896395
it's just funny

>>33896386
the average anime viewer is effeminate
the average porn viewer is a thirdie (masculine)

>>33896395
She's a little chubby but it's ok, I like it this way

>>33896395
No one wants women to accept or feel good about themselves, cus they're harder to control

>>33896395
just misogynists/incels ig trying to prey on insecurities
picrel is hot

>>33896395
Brazilians can't suffer

>>33896395
>Someone called this fat.
You are either lying or baiting.
Either way, fat people are still disgusting.

Men would you put your penis in a jalapeno, women would you put a jalapeno in your vagina?

>>33896400
I miss when anime was cool instead of appealing to effeminate betas and shonenfags

>>33896400
I watch both.

>>33896213
>Fuck no, he would do the same part for most of a night. And he'd get mad when he died.
then he was just a casul, not a true dark sovls enjoyer

I have never had an original thought

>>33896371
>I'm just saying most young women nowadays are being conditioned
Eh, I honestly think we have underestimated the amount of people that don't want to be parents or are indifferent to it. We are only now living in a time period where its finally become someone of an acceptable choice to say no.
>>33896368
>is that a new bond movie or something
New game, actually based on the books from what I heard so probably the best chance at a new adaptation since Hollywood is gonna tank that franchise hard in the next few years.
>>33896376
the living daylights a view to kill and quantum of solace are the biggest duds for me.

>>33896361
You tell me. Did you also soipog when you saw Anor Londo again in DS3? Did you do a hecking cry when you saw Aldrich (the only interesting concept in DS3).

>>33896413
>instead of appealing to effeminate betas
It always did, tho.

>>33896411
M
I won't. But maybe I would put it in my bussy.

>>33896156
god damn what? how do people like this get girlfriends?

>>33896384
>And all men should be circumsized they don't even remember getting cut anyway
OOOF what an evil fuck you are.

>>33896398
>I mean it's a pretty brootal job with low pay so yeah I think you have to be a little kooky to stay in the profession...
I guess so. They were either extremely sexual and into some degen shit, or we still very sexual but wanted to settle down badly and start pumping out kids.

One nurse was discussing marriage and kids with me on the very first date and wanted to sleep with me that same night. I decided not to and bailed out, but she kept messaging me for a while saying how much she liked me and how much we connected.

>in what way?
Well like I said, she dropped that she was single in a few conversations and how she didn't have much planned a lot of the time. And because I am a bit of an autist, I didn't pick up on any of it until my friend asked why I wasn't asking her out considering how blatant she was being when we went there.

>>33896419
clearly you never watched anything from the 80s

>>33896382
Don’t tell him that Miyazaki loves DS2 and talks about how proud of the team he is.

>>33896417
>the living daylights
Really? I can understand the other two, but that's a weird one to single out. I thought the Dalton movies were actually really good and were the start of more serious Bond films.

>>33896427
don't you love how ds1 fags conveniently skip that part?

>>33896425
>you never watched anything from the 80s
The TOS star trek movies were pretty cool.

>>33896427
Ds2 isn't a bad game it's just the weakest

>>33896428
I thought the pacing sucked, although its been a few years since I've seen it. I really like the early ones so I like the goofy stuff.

I wish I had been circumcised as an infant. Getting it done in adulthood is pure pain, and you can’t masturbate for a month. That’s basically a death sentence, my brain would be filled with cum by the second week, and I’d die from an internal sperm overdose.

I wanna have sex witha ‘cel, just once

>>33896431
that reminds me, did you know there's an anime adaptation of starship troopers?

>>33896409
Why would I lie about this?

>>33896435
why the fuck would you get circumcised?

>>33896437
Is it a parody like the live action movie or did they actually believe in the book's message?

>>33896436
sex with a cellphone?

>>33896427
More because its mistakes were a learning experience

>>33896433
It's worth a rewatch imo. I used to not like the post-Moore films but I came to like them as I got a bit older. I'm not sure why but I've always really liked For Your Eyes Only, that one seems to be a favorite of the Moore films.

I'm curious, what are your favorites then and why? And did you like any of the Craig movies?

>>33895869
F
no
no
mayhaps

it's not fair and im tired of whining and crying about all the ways i think i've been wronged and all the mistakes ive made

Wait, I have to quit video games if I get a gf????
Yikes! Gonna have to stay single then. Thanks for the warning!

>>33896439
I tore the skin from overusing my penis, and after talking to a doctor, I decided to get circumcised.

>>33896381
Sinus anon?

>>33896441
No >:[

>>33896440
I think it's a genuine adaptation of the book, I honestly haven't watched it myself so I can't tell

>>33896438
>that pic
Let's assume you are not lying - have you consider, even for a moment, that that Xitter user may be trolling her and women like her... and that it clearly worked because you took his post seriously?

>>33896448
That is so insanely sad

>>33896334
Just install 4chanx to filter all of them at once
>>33895843 (OP)
>https://www.4chan-x.net/

>>33896156
I couldn't imagine doing that lol
Gf time is gf time, not video game time
Sorry your bf was a retard

>>33896451
hmm a battery cell???

>>33896448
God damn.

>>33896411
>would you put your penis in a jalapeno
I'd do it for five dollars
>>33896417
>New game, actually based on the books from what I heard so probably the best chance at a new adaptation
that actually does sound pretty awesome
not my kinda game but hope it's good
>>33896423
>very sexual
yeah I've heard this from a friend also lol
never saw it myself though
a trainee nurse asked me out once but then kept flaking so I assume she was just drunk at the time or something and then lost interest
>until my friend asked why I wasn't asking her out considering how blatant she was being when we went there
good of your friend to help you out there lol
>dropped that she was single in a few conversations and how she didn't have much planned a lot of the time
I wouldn't pick up on this either tbf

>>33896453
That was the question she asked smart guy

>>33896452
>I think it's a genuine adaptation of the book
Based if true

>>33896399
At first, I thought it was engagement ragebait, but the girl in the pic has lost a few pounds and she posted the pic to show her progress. Then someone tells her you're still fat. And then others jumped in and start calling her fat too.

why do I only shit once a week?

>>33896446
>I have to quit video games if I get a gf????
nah but you'll have less time for them
I've never enjoyed a date as much as playing vidya tbqh
>>33896465
how much fibre, fruit and veg you having?

>tfw ur a boy pretending to be a girl but you end up chatting with a girl pretending to be a boy
Why does this always happen

>>33896462
it's just people being mean at that point

Question to girls,
Are you able to tell if a guy is a gooner/coomer/porn-addict from talking to him? What signs do you notice?

>>33896448
I did sort of the same from having sex. My gf wanted to go at it all day once and I started to feel pain after 3 or 4 times, and I did tear something a little and it took about a week to heal. It's weird to think having too much PIV can actually hurt you.

>>33896468
>how much fibre, fruit and veg you having?
I only eat 2 sandwiches a day for lunch

>>33896465
because you speak so many shit opinions you don't even need to shit with your butt.

>>33896422
No you need circumsions.

>>33896469
Fuck you

>>33896444
How do you not know your first kiss/guy as a girl?????

>>33896474
made me laugh, good one anon

>>33896476
Heehehehehehehehehe

>>33896475
lol no *twirls my foreskin*

>>33896471
Yup
They aren't good at anything, chronically anxious, low self esteem, defensive, and don't know how to hold a conversation

>>33896469
It do be like that sometimes

>>33896481
What’s the point?

>>33896471
I don't have the mental bandwidth to think about something like that in social situations. most of what I think is, what should I say, am I sitting weird, am I making a normal expression etc. lol. when you're anxious there is not as much capacity for judging people in the moment maybe. so yeah I've never thought anything like that when talking to a guy.

>>33896471
Not a woman, but friendly reminder that Chad is just as much of a porn addicted as (you).
Women don't dislike that you watch porn, they dislike that its YOU who are watching porn, or doing anything else for that matter.
Become more attractive and suddenly you will be allowed to do anything your heart desires.

Post gender and which patreons you're subscribed to

>>33896423
>she kept messaging me for a while saying how much she liked me and how much we connected
that sounds pretty rad tho, did you go out with her again?
usually I just have girls messaging me after dates things like "did you not feel that was awkward?" or "please don't talk to me again"
>>33896473
what are in the sandwiches
maybe mix up your diet a bit or go to Subway, then you'll be shitting
>>33896484
>chronically anxious, low self esteem, defensive, and don't know how to hold a conversation
I was like this before porn
>>33896491
do I look like I'm made of money
I tell these people to get a real job

>>33896489
>friendly reminder
>false info

>>33896443
On her majesty's secret service. I adore Diana Rigg and I love the last 30 minutes of it. Dr. No I like a lot too. Got to see it on film in theaters and really got to appreciate how pretty it was.
I do really like Skyfall but more for technical elements not as a bond movie. I'm not the biggest Bond fan overall but movies are my life so I've seen them all.
>>33896471
No idea but I'm one too so I throw no stones.

>>33896496
>the truth
>false info

>>33896486
4fun

>>33896453
>Let's assume you're not lying
After I already posted evidence. Do you go on about your life thinking everyone just lies to you, dumbass?

Also, like I said. This isn't a one instance thing. And it's not a meme or something. Not to mention, this is not how the internet work. Even if the first person who commented "you're fat" over a pic of a perfectly healthy girl/woman was joking, now it's becoming widespread and by the law of the internet, something starts as ironic then it stops being ironic. It'll become anorexia inducing. And the girl in the pic is all the more susceptible to that because she lost a few pounds but if she's told by a group of people you're fat (and many did) then there's a good chance she'll think she's still fat (im she wasn't to begin with) and that she's gonna need to lose more weight.

>>33896493
>what are in the sandwiches
just ham cheese a slice of tomato and lettuce

>>33896500
Psycho

>>33896493
>that sounds pretty rad tho, did you go out with her again?
No. I did try but some shit came up, and I think she just assumed I wasn't interested.

>>33895843 (OP)
My qt boss I have a crush on asked me again if I was coming to her bday party next week (asked me around 4 times last week)

I said yeah, just give me the deets. But she has yet to send me details despite texting each other throughout the day. I won't be seeing her til this party (she originally texted me asking me if we were working together tomorrow which I said we weren't which bummed her out supposedly)

Since she hasn't texted me any details does that mean I'm not really invited? Also what should I be bringing? I already gave her a small bday gift on her actual birthday. Am I supposed to bring another present too?

Should I bring something in general to the party or just turn up?

Gender
Post your prescription

>>33896343
It is true, the amount of women who have no kids at all Isn't significantly higher than it was in the past. Historically, 15-20% didn't have kids, that isn't the problem. The amount of kids women are having is less than the amount they actually want. It's not completely cultural either, there was an article I read showing how laws preventing the amount of child seats that can be put inside a car promote women to opt out of having a third child. People don't try to know their neighbors, and god forbid you want your child to play outside without a neighbor calling the police. You're expected to constantly hover over your kids without the help of family, friends, and neighbors, anything else is child abuse. The economic impact of kids is another thing, lol.
>t. woman who has talked to many women, is friends with women

>>33896507
Just ask again retard

>>33896491
I don't use patreon.

>>33896508
F
none? Are they common for young people?

>>33896484
>>33896488
>>33896498
What about looking at someone in the same room without talking? Are you able to notice if a guy has the coomer eyes or features like in the meme?

>>33896489
Honestly I used to think that too but I'm fairly sure women have certain subconscious detectors that alarms them if a guy is a pervert gooner

>>33896501
I was once obese and there am uniquely positioned to say: normalizing anorexia is overall less harmful than normalizing obesity.
Of course, the ideal would be for people to maintain a healthy weight, but since people are retarded the pendulum has to swing one way or the other, and lean people are at least more pleasant to look at.

>>33896498
>Dr. No I like a lot too
Funny, I don't like that one much at all. Probably because the Bond films hadn't found its footing yet and was pretty much like a standard 60s movie for the time. But then things really picked up with From Russia With Love and just kept getting better.
>I do really like Skyfall but more for technical elements not as a bond movie
My feeling too. Casino Royale was excellent, but the Craig movies progressively got more uninteresting as time went on and I have no interest in the final two films (saw them both once and that was enough for me).

>>33896515
No lmao what?

>>33896508
M
Albuterol and budesonide/formoterol.
I have asthma.

>>33896508
Too many.

>>33896515
No, I do notice a lot of sad looking men in the world.

>>33896515
i guess it's possible this phenomenon can be observed but i've never thought about or noticed something like that.

>>33896508
M
None
I take an aspirin for headaches maybe twice a month
Just had a checkup a couple months ago
I like to think im pretty healthy
I am only 22 though

>>33896508
M
I don't believe in prescriptions. If God wants you to survive, then you will.

>>33896484
Kek, so that's a no then. I'm a max level gooner but I have hobbies, work hard and I'm very social. I was also good enough at my hobbies that I got hired for some jobs based on them alone. I ahve some issues with self confidence but that's pretty well hidden with a fake it till you make it attitude.

>>33896470
>people being mean
True. But it also feels like these people *want* that girl/those women to become anorexic desu. Idk wtf is happening, but it's like they want to spread this mental illness, and I don't know it's because they have it too or because they're jealous and or the subset of men doing this want to find ways to shit on women and thought inducing mental illness in them is the move. Idk.

Do women appreciate good movies?

>>33896523
Well, why would they be happy? It's looking grim for every guy without rich parents.

>>33896478
what do you expect me to automatically have one just because of that?

>>33896517
The Craig movies definitely burnt out. I really have no faith in the future for the franchise besides this new game. If they make a woman bond, I won't watch, and I'm a feminist.

>>33895843 (OP)
m or f, and what do you feel sorry the other sex deals with?

>>33896528
All gooners aren't made equal obviously but those are the ones ive chatted to in person and been able to confirm were gooners, i cant do that for every guy

>>33896491
F
i don't waste money on that

Ok anons. The seasonal affective disorder is starting to set in. What exercises do you recommend for the winter?

>>33896532
I live breath and sleep movies. It's my most defining trait.
Great example by the way.
>VIRGIN LUNGS

>>33896538
All girls kiss guys in school at the very latest, so yes

Women would you rather ate a guy who never leave his room or a guy who live outside?

>>33895869
>F
>Yes, and my first kiss story is so cringe.
>Yes.
>I guess I'm a little slutty by definition.

>>33896540
M
Their inability to have their own clone of me. I truly pity them

I feel like a beanie makes me look fatter somehow

>>33896547
Stair climbing.

>>33896516
Normalizing anorexia isn't less harmful, and neither does the pendulum has to swing any way. A few years ago, neither was normalized.
Also, you find Eugenia Cooney pleasant to look at, that's your opinion, but I disagree.

>>33896506
oh rip, that sux
>>33896508
M
risperidone (antipsychotic), carbamazepine (mood stabilizer), mirtazapine (antidepressant), methylphenidate (stim)
>>33896504
>slice of tomato and lettuce
that's better than nothing but you should have more fruit/veg (I say hypocritically)
>>33896540
rape, violence, harrassment, misogyny, beauty standards, periods, and posting on an anime imageboard
>>33896544
based
>>33896547
hope it doesn't get too bad for you
even just a brisk walk everyday in the sunshine will prolly help
just try to keep active and get sun/fresh air daily
>>33896548
if you could be any movie character who would you be?

>>33896547
The exercise of putting a vitamin D supplement in your belly

>>33896550
live outside

>>33896547
Running in the cold

>>33896343
It is true, the amount of women who have no kids at all isn't significantly higher than it was in the past. Historically, 15-20% didn't have kids. The amount of kids women are having is less than the amount they want. There was an article I read showing how laws preventing the amount of child seats that can be put inside a car promote women to have one/two kids over three. People don't know their neighbors anymore, and god forbid you want your child to play outside without a neighbor calling the police. You're expected to constantly hover over your kids without the help of family/friends/neighbors anything less is child abuse. The economic impact of kids is another thing, lol.
>t. woman who has talked to many women, is friends with women

>>33896547
Hugs and kisses 365 sets of 24 reps

>>33896554
Lol. Makes your face look rounder or something?

>>33896540
F
The possibility of being drafted and to a larger extent being seen as disposable meat to the state.
Circumcision
Not having their emotions valid or taught to suppress them.
Loneliness

>>33896549
i wasn't very interested in that kind of stuff back then + i was sort of what you would call a loner lmao

>>33896539
>If they make a woman bond, I won't watch, and I'm a feminist.
Fair. I have nothing against women, but I'd rather a whole new IP about a female spy instead of the usual gender swap crap that keeps happening. And as far as Bond films go anyway, I'm not sure they could really do anything more with it at this point and the last movies left even hardcore fans pretty bitter about how bad they were.

I'd be all over some brand new spy film set in 80s Europe though, and I think a female spy doing some shit in the USSR would be really cool. Unlikely we'll ever see anything like that ever again though.

>>33896540
F. Seeing erectile dysfunction ads every day, more work, societal demands to keep emotions in check.

>>33896512
I think they prescribed me something, but after that, I called my friend who connected me with a guy who used to be a therapist. He said I should just smoke weed and chill.

>>33896566
Thank you.

>>33896557
Are you a narcoleptic bipolar person or an adhd bipolar person

>>33896556
>A few years ago, neither was normalized
lol
>you find Eugenia Cooney pleasant to look at
I don't, and 99% of people don't have enough self-control to get to her weight.

>>33896557
That's easy
Elliot Gould in the Long Goodbye.

>>33896565
I guess it squashes down my hair and makes the lower half of my face look bigger
Maybe i should wear a ushanka instead
Ive gotten some korea war shit somewhere

>>33896573
>self-control
Ah it's bait

>>33896557
>>33896561
I would if my street wasn’t a steep hill in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

>>33896573
What's crazy is that bottom pic could just be some guy with a beer belly and his plastic surgery girlfriend or it could be some pregnant FTM tranny and the MTF tranny that got her pregnant.

Mmm delicious Monday night bachelor beer tasty

>>33896572
>adhd bipolar person
this (though desu I think the bipolar overrides the adhd lol and it's just a byproduct)
I'm just a crazy bitch tbqh. I managed to avoid crashing out earlier though

Is kissing a girl, gay since women suck penis?

>make eye contact with a girl and she smiles
>try talk to her, she responds coldly and immediately finds a reason to end the conversation
How do I talk to women? Looksmaxxing only helped getting the foot in the door

>>33896585
based, I too am having a beer

>>33896576
No it isn't.
Anyone can losing weight (as I said before, I was once obese and lost 70lbs when I was a teenager), but after a certain point you just hit a wall that you can't climb without a will of vibranium (to this day I still want to reach 140lbs but never managed to)

>>33896586
I hope ur cocktail works for u
Also based alice madness pull yesss crazy bitch

>>33896589
I don't know anymore. I was told for years to just "talk to them like you would talk to a guy" but doing this only got me the equivalent of IRL ghosting

>>33896580
(wo)man up

>>33896590
Clink and cheers to you fellow beer drinking singleton

>>33896571
The draft is pure evil in our modern world. What we did to those poor boys in Vietnam. And I stress the word boys. At least draft both gender for christ sake.

>>33896589
eh don't take it too personally, maybe she's just shy or wasn't in the mood/had time for a convo
>>33896592
>I hope ur cocktail works for u
lol thanks
well I haven't been in the loony bin for a while so that's good
>>33896592
>based alice madness pull yesss crazy bitch
you're based af, I love that game also

>>33896595
You do that, but with a bit more restraint.

>>33896588
Is it gay to sit on the toilet seat? Basically picrel. Is it gay to shake hands? Somewhere along the line somebody's touched a penis. Is it gay to breathe air? Your basically sucking face with every dude on earth

>>33896598
I’m too old to draft now, but if they ever reinstate it and try to get my brother, I’m going to prison

>>33895843 (OP)
Based WH ship

>>33896588
Yes, just like fucking a woman in the vagina where penises go

>>33896588
Honestly, I thought about it before too. But now I've become so gross that I'd kiss a whore right after she licked my ass.

>>33896602
Earth is fairly fucking gay when you think about it

I love flat women
anyway time to go to work

>>33896588
As long as it's just been your own, then it's like self fellatio. I've still made out with my gf just after I've blasted cum down her throat.

>>33896603
Based and righteous of you.

>>33896609
Eugh

>>33896591
"Having anorexia (a disorder that takes self control to get out of once you've fallen into it)" is not "having the self control to lose weight", you are an idiot xx

Bumble keep saying a girl liked my profile, but they keep saying that there is no more girls at 5km2

>>33896608
I also love small boobs and will keep your seat warm

>>33896584
Is that even a real pic? Models have retarded tattoos now?

>>33896615
Watching the Melb Cup bro?

>>33896618
It is, I've seen some really shitty ads for fashion brands in recent times.

>>33896547
Wake up at two in the morning and sprint around the house screaming for an hour.

>>33896616
With your ass? Kinda gay. Man ass heat

Why does my gf (1-1/2 months, we're both late 20s) leave me on read for 5+ hours? She introduces me to her parents but then she will not reply to my texts for multiple hours. Like 5+. I don't know how you expect to grow close to a person if you don't talk to them every day. I'm not insisting on calling her, because my ex did that every night and sometimes it was a big inconvenience, but she could at least text. It makes me fe l like she isn't interested at all, and I feel like a gay beta cuck to text her goodnight around the time she goes to bed only for her to not reply at all.

>>33896618
I lived in Austin for 7 years. I was easily in the minority as a woman with zero tats and piecings.

>>33896616
nice! you're a good fren, see you in 12 hours

>>33896613
That’s gross to me too. I’d always brush my teeth if I wanted to kiss my gf on the mouth after eating her out, and vice versa

>>33896608
have a great day at work sanik
>I love flat women
why u shoot down amy tho
>>33896626
>then she will not reply to my texts for multiple hours
maybe she has a job/life? lol, not everyone is glued to their phone

>>33896567
Oof, start immediately then

I'm tired of being horny. Women please cure me

>>33896629
And he’s a Daleposter too? My fucking man

>>33896614
You clearly have never experienced not being able to fit on your school's chairs

>>33896626
>I feel like a gay beta cuck
You should. You post jaks

>>33896626
Imagine if you lived in the 1970s
Phone call for a hour or so then nothing for 10-30 hours
Some people just dont like to text and arent good at it

>>33896625
I wear a second pair of pants to make sure my ball particles won’t touch his. Don’t worry

>>33896604
cute ship

>>33896635
another daleposter! based!
>>33896631
>why u shoot down amy tho
sanik's not ready for a relationship yet

>>33896626
You are her PR boyfriend (she introduced you to her parents and shit), but she still fucks Tyrone behind the scenes.
>>33896638
>tfw you can't even post gems of /atoga/ (pic related)

>>33896623
>>33896628
That's insane. I thought models would have to be tattoo-free because of the brands and stuff.
I've even seen doctors with tattoos, which shouldn't be allowed imo.

>>33896562
a chick at my work keeps telling me i need to get women pregnant lol
she insists "everyone says they dont want kids, until they cant have t hem"

Men
What is your favorite romantic song

>>33896636
Do you know what an ad hominem is?

tried to masturbate with the new showerhead nothing works and now my clit is powerwashed raw

>>33896658
blue velvet (the song not the movie)

>>33896659
I wasn't using ad hominem, I was talking about a personal experience.

>>33896573
What tf are you on about? First, what does the last pic have to do with this? Second, the girl in the pic already looks like a fucking model, yet you're saying you have no issue with people being pushed into anorexia, meaning you have no issue with her losing more weight. So even when the woman fulfills the model look, you're advocating for pushing her into losing more weight and turning her anorexic. Third, when I said a few years ago, I mean pre body positivity movement. And fourth, models were anorexic and mentally ill, but the majority of the populace understood that they're not models and that it's okay if they don't look like skeletons. Now, we want to go around telling already thin women they're fat and to lose more weight.

Question I guess. I'm going on a kind of what I'm hoping is just a simple lunch or dinner depending on when she's available in a week or so. Never been on a date, am in my 30s as well which sucks, but would it be weird (provided things go well) to ask for a hug when I take off?

Really hoping it goes well, I know I'll be nervous as fuck but I just hope I can try not to be my rigid, boring self for once.

Your liberal girlfriend:
My Mexican girlfriend with no birth certificate:

how to get demon wife

>>33896658
I prefer instrumental
https://youtu.be/JgSc53D-VPc

>>33896547
Get one of the really cheap sandbags that were posted last thrad and you can do box squats, lunges, dead lifts, farmer carries, shoulder carries rct for relatively low price.
I'd suggest either that (by far the cheapest option you can scale)
Or look for second hand weights and do the above + concentration curls, barbell curl, liu raise, but this is worse option if you're unsure, because ita a higher price entry point with worth scaling
Assuming you want to workout at home

>>33896663
*pokes your very clean clit*

>>33896507
After you get the party details just ask her what can I bring?

Gender
What is a recent wild idea you've wanted to experience?

M
I want to have a full-on week of sex, and nothing but sex, in an mfff foursome.
inb4: I'm not saying I could keep my dick hard for 17 hours straight for 7 days, during recharge times we could use toys and other body parts.

>>33896669
Yeah it's weird to ask for a hug, if it goes well just open your arms for one as you're leaving

>>33896668
>you're advocating for pushing her into losing more weight and turning her anorexic
>Now, we want to go around telling already thin women they're fat and to lose more weight.
No I fucking don't, I'm just saying that if I had to choose between a world where obesity is normalized and one where anorexia is normalized, I would choose the latter - It doesn't mean I like the skeleton look.

>>33896658
M
I’m a pretty hopeless romantic and like a lot of love songs. Sade’s Kiss of Life was my answer to this question in a previous thread, but right now I’m hooked on Lau Noah’s Wooden Chair.
Beautiful song. It describes exactly what I want with a woman. Incredible vocal harmonies and guitar on this track, and very easy to sing along to.
https://youtu.be/lWtYbSaGPfQ
I want to sing it to (or even with) a woman someday. No woman I’ve ever dated has appreciated my taste in music or singing ability

Metaphysical solipsism is true. None of you are real.

>>33896686
>No woman I’ve ever dated has appreciated my taste in music or singing ability
Why not?

>>33896658
M
It's not explicitly romantic, but I really like Peter Gabriel's Lay Your Hands On Me. No matter that fears and anxities of your partner, you're always there for them.
>Poolside laughter has a cynical bite
>Sausage speared by the cocktail satellite
>I walk away from light and sound
>Down stairways leading underground
>But still the warmth flows through me
>And I sense you know me well

>>33896689
I just didn’t know how to pick ‘em, I guess. I was a doormat and a people pleaser with low self-esteem too

>>33896673
I love Wall-e as a movie, but the message of "be a polite, romantic cuck who chases a particular girl and she will eventually want you" did so much damage to me as a child its unreal.