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Women, when do I get to start being sweet to you in a relationship?

>>33898235
the only men I give a chance to are the ones who are sweet from the beginning

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33898232 (OP)
>tfw no faggy rules or instructions like how to filter namefags
Anti-pajeet bake? Good work everyone!

>>33898237
Isn't that simp behavior?

>>33898242
But then your legs won't work and it'll be excruciating pain

Male species, in terms of sexual activities, based on your own personality what would you have covered already in a one year relationship?

And if you've been in a one year relationship, what did you both do?

And if you're both above and have not made a move yet (kissing, sex, oral sex, foreplay, cuddling etc) what are you waiting for?

>>33896342
Here's how (You) filter namefags btw

>>33898235
Right at the start you goober

>>33898246
Not in my eyes. I want an affectionate man in my life. If the guy Im talking to is cold and nonchalant and distant or rude in any way I cut him off. I want a sweet and loving relationship.

>>33898246
no it's seeing beyond face, his first impression and character

>>33898247
>But then your legs won't work
They'll heal after about 2-3 years.
>and it'll be excruciating pain
Yes, but I'm willing to suffer for my future wife.

>>33898249
Saar are you ban evading?

>>33898232 (OP)
M or F
Do you prefer left or right?

M or F, now that the pajeet spammer has been permabanned how will you be celebrating his permadeath?

>>33898253
But you can't run or jump or use them and your proportions will be warped

i miss my soulmate

>>33898256
Kinda unfair one looks normal the other looks whorish

>>33898252
>>33898251
>>33898250
I thought the "bad boy with a secret heart of gold" was the ultimate fantasy?

>>33898258
I'll be loved though.

>>33898264
i don’t fucking understand where you get those ideas from but fuck off. I will marry a sweet affectionate loving man from the very start

Reminder to ignore and report the pajeet spammer, you can discern his posts because they have terrible English and usually simping for namefags like JH or myao and he gets mad whenever someone’s makes fun of pajeets because he is a mentally ill indian man living with his parents in Toronto that has been found guilty of grooming underage girls on /r9k

>>33898264
Dude, women are people and people have different tastes, fantasies and preferences.
Not to mention that some fantasies are just that. For instance as much as I find these nu-goth looking girls attractive, I'm aware that's just a fantasy and in reality I don't think I'd be emotionally compatible with most of them

>>33898252
>>33898251
>>33898237
>>33898266
Don't lead my boy anon astray.
The current meta is Shadowdaddy.

>>33898260
As do I.

>>33898267
P.S he also has no friends and deliberately ban evades because he wants attention if you see anyone rage posting about women or incel topics like jerking off to cartoons that’s definitely him

>>33898274
did yours die too?

>>33898266
Rude.
>>33898271
Maybe I need to date bi women?

>>33898276
Not literally, no.

>>33898252
works on girls who have no knowledge of how boy brains and girl brains work. that's the dumbest thing ever. the bad boy-sweet guy cannot be forced, he just exists to be himself.

>>33898278
mine did and it pains me every day. They died before I got a chance to say ily back

>>33898264
A heart of gold FOR MEEEE as in hes nice to ME

>>33898282
That’s really sad, sorry anon. How’d they go?

>>33898281
my reply to >>33898264

gomenasai

>>33898281
>when he’s just a boy who:
Thinks he’s right about everything
>and she’s just a girl who:
Is easily manipulated
<3

>>33898285
cancer

>>33898288
That’s fucking awful. I’m sorry for your loss.

>>33898290
thank you anon. what happened to yours?

>>33898287
sigh

can't force a girl out of her delulu world.

>>33898291
I had a severe mental breakdown and pushed her away by saying horrible things.

>>33898284
Okay, fair.

I don't know what I ate, but I've been gassy these last few days.
Even now as I'm typing this post, I can feel the gas travel in my guts.

>>33898292
You just have to say the right things in order to convince her like any other paid psychologist or village shaman

>>33898235
>Women, when do I get to start being sweet to you in a relationship?
Go to the romance section of a bookstore, pick out the first one that catches your eye. It'll be well worth the money in educational value.

Enjoy the peace time while it lasts folks the jeet spammer will be back from his IP range ban, a fatal flaw in what happens when you spam posts from a dedicated device such has a desktop computer

>>33898300
The only gf I had seemingly took all her knowledge and expectations about relationships from romantic novels.
Needless to say it was a very traumatic experience that fucked me up for a long time

Femanons, has your real boyfriend/husband ever tried to talk to you like one of your book boyfriends?

>>33898256
Left by a mile, I just don't value skinny for the sake of skinny.

Enjoying the benefits that comes with plausible deniability right now

>>33898304
No, unfortunately

>>33898304
Real bf/husbando > book bf

Men, what's a good vasectomy recovery gift?

God damn it, I just want to be kind and vulnerable around a nice girl who I can trust. But I'm too scared of people and am too traumatized from being hurt.

>>33898293
at least yours is fixable, yours still lives. All it takes is an apology patience n love. For mine- I can’t wake the dead

>>33898311
Straw glasses.

>>33898312
Same. I'll just bottle it up instead. That should work.

>>33898309
Do you have a favourite?

>>33898256
M. right might as well be an ugly tree being compared to the last woman on earth

>>33898310
That doesn't really answer my question though?

>>33898313
Sadly, it is not fixable, but you are very right. In a sense, I am grateful for that.

“Grief is not something we overcome, but we manage it, immutable as it is.”

Is onlyjayus the hottest dude? Or is that indigo white?

>>33898319
Sure

femanons, when the world is this shit why are you so invested in keeping romance dead too?

>>33898305
>I just don't value skinny for the sake of skinny.
Same. Now gym skinny is a different story because she will get a nice butt from it, but the starving skinny from just not eating is gross.

>oh boy I’m so glad I saved up $100k at 25 years old living with my parents instead of going to bars, meeting women, and inviting them over to my own place!
God damn I’m so fucking retarded. Is it over?

>>33898323
why isnt it fixable anon?

>>33898316
Nah that's very unhealthy dude.
I've started going to therapy and opening up to close friends, particularly close friends I've made since going to therapy.
Makes me yearn for a romantic relationship even more though, now that I'm starting to experience how deep your emotional connection to a person who values and trusts you can really be.

>>33898321
What I mean is the husband comes with the package and more, including speech.

>>33898331
The things I said made it so. I made sure to hurt her badly enough. I tainted the good memories so nothing would be left but hurt.

>>33897763
Are you otherwise a tomboy?

>>33898333
Has He ever tried to use the same verbiage as a book bf?

I legit don't think a single woman that is still single in her early 30s wants something serious at all. Going on dates and getting something going is easy but going further than that is impossible

Saar are you ban evading?

>>33898339
Nah I'm single HAHAHAHAHA.

But my situationship was super romantic and poetic.

>>33898335
did you apologize?

>>33898330
it was over before it even begun
I had $100k at 26 a decade ago AND I had moved out AND I met women, went to bars, jacked, decorated, confidence, etc.
now I have $46 total and contemplate the value of eating one more packet of ramen in 54F temps at 3:30 AM while wading through the absolute shitheap of jeetwork code

it all means nothing.

>>33898330
Dude, fucking random sluts isn't the recipe for happiness that our culture told us it is. I've got 30+ bodies and I'm fucking miserable.

>>33898342
Poetic how?

>>33898343
Yes, but there’s only so many chances a person can get. Especially when the damage is so severe. Contrition is meaningless when I repeat the same mistakes. Being self aware doesn’t fix it, the damage is still done.

I have made peace with it. I can only hope she’s in a better place away from me, and I can only control myself.

>>33898344
Back from your IP range ban jeet spammer?

>>33898325
>woman likes bull
>bull is white
We've found a key difference in male vs female sexual fantasies

>>33898345
>I've got 30+ bodies
Ewww I would never touch you even with a broomstick

>>33898342
Oh, is he the guy with the wife?

>>33898347
You are too harsh on yourself and you underestimate what love really is. If she’s got a good heart she will recognize your apology. I would persist anon. Not worth losing someone you recognize as a soulmate. Its a title reserved for connections you rarely ever find again

Why is he crashing out right after coming back from a range ban? Does he have friends?

>>33898352
I have apologized many times over. I think this one is one I have to take the L on. I appreciate your optimism, genuinely. You have a heart of gold, don’t let them take it from you.

>>33898344
How'd you lose everything?

>>33898355
As you wish anon.

>>33898325
Do they actually sell shit like this in bookstores?
>>33898346
She was cheating

>>33898357
It’s for the best. Intentionally trying to hurt someone you love is crossing the rubicon. I may as well have been beating on her, you know? It is unforgivable.

>>33898356
Don’t reply to the jeet spammer, he’s just making up lies to garner sympathy

>>33898345
It’s not that I want to fuck random sluts. I want to meet a woman, romance her, spend the whole night with her. It’s cringe to lead the whole time and then when it’s time to go home and make love I have to say “uh yeah can we go to your place I live with my parents”

>>33898362
A whole night? That's still a random slut, anon.

>>33898362
You have never had sex before virgin Vrajesh cope

>>33898362
You don't have to tell them you live with your parents. And that rarely happens in 2025 where a woman is willing to go to a stranger's place after the club. Even if you get close, they will have a friend that sends them home instead.

>>33898366
>And that rarely happens in 2025 where a woman is willing to go to a stranger's place after the club. Even if you get close, they will have a friend that sends them home instead.
Anon is chad

>>33898361
Wait, that's Toronto pajeet?

>>33898364
>>33898366
Maybe my fantasies about romance are just that then - fantasies. I won’t woo a woman and enchant her and lead her to my bedroom. I am boring

>>33898235
>Women, when do I get to start being sweet to you in a relationship?
Don't be ugly
and never show weakness
There's a whole industry build around overcomplicating attracting women
But It's really no more complicated than that

>>33898371
One night stands aren't romance

>>33898360
I disagree anon. Then again my hopes are high to those who still have a living soulmate. The death of mine taught me that real connection and love transcends it all. Then again only you know what kind of soulmate you’re dealing with and who and what she is. Only you can dictate how far she will go. Just by using the word unforgivable I can tell you dont know what love is

>>33898370
Yeah he pretends to be ENTJ for attention seeking because he thinks he’s indian like him, literally the most desperate and lonely poster in /atoga/ he stole BlueValkryrie’s trip and started larping just because a femanon rejected him, always ignore and report his schizo posts

How bored did people need to be to watch game shows?

>>33898381
>did
SAAR

>>33898376
I see. Well, again, I am sorry for your loss, and I hope that some measure of peace can be found for you.

>>33898382
Yes, past tense. No one watches game shows anymore because the internet exists.

>>33898356
Modern life grinds it all away. I jumped careers because boomers blocking me out with seniority while being too incompetent to not pawn off their work on others got me to leave. I wasn't going to put my young gifted life on pause so I can slave on nightshifts for 20 years until they died. Then it's all expenses like dating and trying to own a house and cheapo chinesium shit that masquerades as an american-made vehicle that just eats away the money.
Then since all modern women have been socially conditioned into hard anti-natalism they avoid having children like it's worse than death, then this biological timer kicks in where after two to three years of a long term relationship without being pregnant women implode. So I have a history of 4 long term relationships with bad endings.
I'm not faggot, btw, that replier is literally the assfaggot mentalcase he accuses others of being. He's always triggered off by the j-word, regardless of context

>>33898375
I would want it to blossom into a relationship. We’d have several hours to get to know each other - getting her comfortable but leaving an air of mystery about me that would be seductive and begin our hopefully long honeymoon phase

>>33898385
>I'm not faggot, btw
Henlo SAAR

>>33898266
>i don’t fucking understand where you get those ideas from
What do you mean?

>>33898381
It’s usually not out of boredom, but to relax. And people relax in different ways. You should know this, you’re an adult

>>33898385
>then this biological timer kicks in where after two to three years of a long term relationship without being pregnant women implode. So I have a history of 4 long term relationships with bad endings.
Can you explain? 4 times they turned crazy because you didn't get them pregnant?

>>33898308
Julian?

>>33898330
You can live at home and go to bars and meet women, so yes, you are retarded, but in this case worse than you thought

>>33898256
M
Right. Very smoochable stomach

Women, is the average man not dominant enough?

>>33898256
M, left more my type
>>33898311
Strawberry milkshake
>>33898330
>$100k at 25 years old
That's amazing dude, congrats
>>33898340
>wants something serious at all
How old are you? Might just be cause of the age difference

>>33898256
F
Both are beautiful, I prefer left

>>33898401
No, there is enough men for anything you want

>>33898344
If it makes you guys feel any better I'm almost a 30yo virgin and have -£1500 in my bank account (not to mention the crippling student debt, no degree, and every relationship attempt ended terribly)
>>33898381
I'm not really a TV watcher but I quite like em desu. Sometimes when it's quiet at work I'll look at the screen and try to guess the answers etc. I'd rather watch an interesting game show than some fantasy slop

I’m falling in love again

>>33898296
Consoom charcoal pills. UNLESS YOU TAKE PRESCRIPTION MEDS

>>33898405
>>33898393
Fair enough

>>33898304
I don't read romance or porn so no

>>33898404
Hey, Stacy.

>>33898411
>I don't read romance
Why not?

>>33898311
NAG
A sperm themed gift

>>33898232 (OP)
cute op pic

>>33898235
first thing you do

>>33898395
2-3 years into a romantic relationship with a woman they will start destroying it if they've not redirected their love towards child-raising. The exception being if you could be their golden pass to luxurious living, in which case they won't actively sabotage the relationship, they'll just cheat in secret.

>>33898405
>If it makes you guys feel any better I'm almost a 30yo virgin and have -£1500 in my bank account (not to mention the crippling student debt, no degree, and every relationship attempt ended terribly)
it makes me feel worse. Except the virginity. The virginity is probably actually a good thing. That's a plus. But for the rest, you all deserve better. Student loans were criminal.

you ever envy the dead?

>>33898421
envy is a foreign emotion to me, and becoming dead is the easiest thing so if you wanted it it wouldn't be hard to obtain it. been held up in traffic by a bridge jumper enough times to understand that

>>33898423
You can envy the state of something while not being able to go trough the process of getting to it

>>33898406
With whomsts
>>33898409
Ya
What's your fav
>>33898420
>makes me feel worse
How come kek? You'd rather be a loser jk?
You're doing alright dude
>The virginity is probably actually a good thing. That's a plus
I don't know man, maybe it was cute when I was younger but now it's just like "wtf is wrong with him"
>you all deserve better
Agreed...
>Student loans were criminal.
Tbh they're kind of a non-issue in my country, it'll probably get written off before I even pay a penny back
I still get emails like "we'll check if you're making over £28k" bro I don't even make half of that lmao
>>33898421
Daily

>>33898425
Almost

>>33898415
Because it terribly written, it all reads like a horny 16yo got published. Its unrealistic and unappealing, my fantasy isn't being raped by skeletor its being loved by him genuinely

Okay, how do I make my husband more aggressive/pushy/domineering in bed?

>>33898431
Have you tried asking him

>>33898425
if I wanted something enough to feel this "envy" I would have it. this wish-wash middle of envy but being too scared to jump just annoys me.

>>33898432
I don't want to be obtrusive

>>33898429
>My fantasy is being genuinely loved by skeletor
Skinny bros, we're so back!

>>33898421
I wish I was dead all the time.

How come I can remote start my car from my apartment, but I can’t do it from my work?

>>33898431
if he's not born with it he's not going to have it.
guys are terrible at keeping their urges closeted, so if you didn't get the sense that he wanted to be more aggressive/pushy/domineering but was afraid you'd get hurt by this point so he was holding back, he doesn't have it.

>>33898431
Ask him
>>33898436
YOU'RE HIS WIFE!

>>33898429
>it terribly written, it all reads like a horny 16yo got published
Brb becoming a romance writer
>>33898436
What does this mean
Just ask him to go to town on ya

>>33898437
Sorry uh... No

>>33898439
Idk, I don't have a car or apartment
Probably something interfering with/blocking the signals at your workplace though presumably
>>33898438
That feeling when you wake up and have to exist again

>>33898431
You need to realize that for a guy, it can feel borderline rapey.

>>33898436
At the end of the day though he's probably just being gentle and respectful in bed cuz he loves you. If you tell him you want to be fucked rough (but use safe words and all that) he'd prolly be down

>>33898445
Shit. I was confusing him with the black cauldron guy

>>33898421
Sometimes I starve myself so I can sleep longer, does that count?

>>33898446
nta, picrel is so real lols

>>33898442
I implore you, read it and see. How do you think they churn the books out so fast if it actually has any substance?

>>33898435
congrats

>>33898448
Reminds me of how patice oneal would say that you can only love a girl 90%, bc you need that other 10% to fuck her the way she needs to be fucked.

>>33898431
Call him daddy and keep calling him daddy when he does more and more aggressive things

>>33898418
>first thing you do
How do you be sweet and dominant?

>>33898458
He's not a pedo?

>>33898460
interchange between them, more of the former

>>33898461
So you’re just retarded. Got it.

>>33898464
You must be one then

>>33898453
One day AI finna be writing this shit lol
I saw some Hallowe'en ones at the grocery store checkout yesterday for like 3 bucks and I swear the art looked like AI generated lmfao and the titles were like something from AO3
>>33898455
Dayum
Sometimes you just need some of that rough fuckin'
>>33898452
Fr
Mfw someone asks me to do any minor task

>>33898451
Pls don't starve yourself anon
I get the opposite thing though, if I go to bed on an empty stomach I tend to wake earlier
>>33898460
You can still be dominant in a considerate and attentive way (presumably, idk not a sexhaver)

Am I a fakecel if I've never asked a girl out?

>>33898470
Man, stop with the concern posting.

>>33898472
I'd put that in the volcel category

2 or 3?

>>33898474
I guess I need to ask one out so I can be a truecel

>>33898478
>2 or 3?
1 2, 1 2 3 4

>>33898480
I went with 2.

>>33898473
>stop with the concern posting
Lol OK
Let's starve together jk
I haven't eaten in almost 24hrs either
>>33898472
Yeah most likely kek
Depends how often you go out though if you've never been asked out either

>>33898479
Ask out a tall model Stacy with a wedding ring and lesbian wife, if she rejects you then you can unlock truecel status and never have to try again and instead complain on the internet

>>33898483
I guess I should ask Stardew then.

Women, have you ever been on a pity date?

Should I change major, if I’m in finance but have been failing introduction to accounting 3x in a row?

>>33898484
LMFAO
I was the one who encouraged her to use dating apps and meet her wife so really I just cucked both of us

>>33898431
I find incessant teasing works well.

>>33898493
I thought it's a pity date but it turned out he wasn't pitying, he just wanted to pump and dump me

>>33898501
Kek, you should've been the best man at the wedding.

>>33898501
>>33898505
insanely cringey

>>33898503
This. I like being provoked.

>>33898507
Noooo! You can't give advice on /adv/

Need me a borderline inbred looking irish chick with 10lb backbreakers or I'm gonna stomp on a carton of eggs

>>33898510
these people don‘t think about you at all

>>33898508
>bf is being lovey dovey and very sensual in bed
>get embarrassed because I'm not used to it, so I start teasing him to work him up
>he can read me like a book and just gets even more romantic and slows down even more
>the moment I start hiding my face and laughing to myself in embarrassment, he gets extremely rough while prying my hands off my face so he can pepper me with kisses and tease me back
>directly leads to rough sex with him just kissing and grabbing wherever I leave myself exposed, so there's no winning

>>33898512
Indeed. The struggles of being anonymous.

>>33898248
>And if you're both above and have not made a move yet (kissing, sex, oral sex, foreplay, cuddling etc) what are you waiting for?
For the LORD to liberate me from this malice, for if i engaged in it i'd be a hypocrite when my job is to destroy it, DEUS VULT.

>>33898513
Excuse me, miss, it's NNN.

>>33898513
>Grrr grr let me share my sexual experiences becuase i have nothing better to do in life.
Find some other value in life pls.

>>33898472
>Am I a fakecel if I've never asked a girl out?
If you're under 5'7.5" you're a truecel by default

tall girls, thank you for existing.

>>33898507
>>33898512
Do you ever think about us, Sarge?

>>33898522
Incel would imply sexual degeneracy, if his heart is in the right place he could not be a truecel/incel

>>33898524
Yeah, I’m very grateful for you guys and I hope you’re doing well.

>>33898528
Thanks, bro. Likewise.

Should I really show up to a class where the teacher ig generally a dick and also never answer my questions.
If I’m better of studying on my own? I don’t even have a friend in that class!

>>33898526
>Incel would imply sexual degeneracy,
Manlets usually have weird fetishes

>>33898526
>Incel would imply sexual degeneracy,
Does it?
I've always seen it used interchangeably with virgin.

>>33898530
I’m here and there. Self esteem is in the gutter but I’m not lashing out as much, I guess. Started yelling at people irl though. Kinda worried I might snap for real.

>>33898535
At your job?

>>33898531
>If I’m better of studying on my own
You should do the better thing obviously.
The problem is when you're standing on top of Mt. Stupid you can't really trust your intuition about what's better to be correct.
This is why we have educational institutions in the first place.

>>33898532
>>33898533
Both of you say more about where your own mind lies f your perception of these groups is so narrow.

>>33898526
>Incel would imply sexual degeneracy
Words apparently have no meaning anymore.

>>33898536
Mostly at my friends and family. A bit at my job. I’ve kinda just internalized everything now.

>>33898538
Give us the overview, femanon.

>>33898535
wow, that image is vile. just an utterly sinister vibe. don't ever post that where i can see it ever again.

>>33898540
That sucks. Feel free to bitch at us if it keeps you from doing it to your loved ones.

>>33898543
Kek

>>33898543
Spotted the vtuber femanon

Femanons, could I theoretically introduce you to my normalfag mother as my girlfriend or are you more of a baddie she warned me to stay away from?
Alternatively, would you allow your theoretical future son to date someone like the current you, in terms of worldview, choices and fetishes?

>>33898546
>Fauci action figure

>>33898545
I can’t really do that anymore. I’ve realized that I try to hurt others because I’m hurting inside. Nothing else really helps.

>>33898539
Incel - involuntary celibate, constantly desiring to engage in this behaviour, actions of it are deserving of greater hellfire because fornication is at least natural.
>>33898541
We're all human, by undermining those who you label weaker, you have no courage to show yourself as something to be followed, no courage to lead.

>>33898550
Kitchencels is the best subreddit and it’s not even close.

>>33898552
I'm a virgin, too. I didn't use it pejoratively.

>>33898553
I kinda like Indian girls 2bh

>>33898552
>Incel - involuntary celibate
It's an oxymoron, btw. Celibacy is voluntary by definition.

>>33898556
They can be really cute.

>>33898537
Teacher assigned us a team a the begin of the year then gave my team a 0 before we even started, because apparently we were supposed to confirm the team on an online forum. When confronted in person he said that he’d rather hangout with his wife instead of correcting more project, and to file a complaint if we weren’t happy! I have hated his gut ever since and cannot focus when he talk because I hate him so much!

>>33898548
yes
yes

>>33898555
Well i didn't say you do, but the statement stands, no?
>>33898557
Words change, and meaning of new words can have differnet meaning than their origin once adapted. Think of groups who were subject to misnomers, but have accepted them as their identifiers - American Indians.
>a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.

>>33898557
The EW sells it

>>33898561
>to file a complaint if we weren’t happy
Well did you?

>>33898548
Yes
Hell no

>>33898565
How are they degenerate though?

>>33898567
Yes, the whole team did.
So far we didn’t get any response

>>33898548
Idk, I'd probably be wife material if I wasn't mentally ill. Older ladies generally like me

>>33898565
The word "incel" is very poorly defined and often useless.
If you're describing the bodycount, I use the word "virgin."
If you're describing the toxic and often misogynistic attitudes, I use the word "chud."
Despite the correlation, not all virgins are chuds, and not all chuds are virgins.

>>33898573
Wife material is such an insult lel

>>33898575
Why? I don't mind being boring if that's what you mean

>>33898574
chudjak spotted

>>33898576
He's referencing that "boyfriends are embarrassing" article

>>33898431
Fucking talk. People can't magically read your mind and know what you want.
This goes for any relationship

>>33898575
Only if you imply she's not a girlfriend material.

>>33898580
They kinda are. You're both adults, if you aren't engaged or married wtf are you even doing

>>33898176
>Maybe. they seem turbulent imo, but JH's seems ok. I guess I'd need lots of discussions and reassurance before
Turbulent how?

men are not boyfriend material if they don't furnish their apartments

>>33898589
I figure I'd leave it empty so you can decorate it

>>33898589
The same moids will complain online about how degenerate modern architecture is lol

>>33898589
I furnish my phone with thousands of jpgs

This is what you get for marrying a moid, cooking for him, sucking his dick, bearing his children and washing his underwear

>>33898589
i can't wait to get a place of my own so i can decorate it. i need my home to be uncomfortably stimulating for people.

>>33898593
but it's the same thing?
modern architecture and every wall decorated with chinesium live laugh -ack garbage is the same thing

reject modernity

>>33898589
Skill issue, foid

>>33898595
He got married while nice guys didn't

>>33898595
people never lie for attention on the internet, right?

>>33898589
>silly materialistic foids

What's with the sexist notions that men never cook, do laundry or that sex isn't pleasurable for their partner?

>>33898612
The men with inferior genes have to learn how to cook and clean because they have no women in their lives.
The men with superior genes never have to learn how to cook and clean because their many gfs will do it for them.

>>33898610
>Nooo you don't need a beautiful living space!
>consoom vidya and chinese cartoons instead

>>33898614
What does your TV display that mine doesn't?

>>33898619
My point is, you are all fucking hypocrites.

>>33898614
I care about the planet and don't consoom

>>33898622
What's the hypocrisy?

>>33898431
You cant. Sorry

>>33898518
I don't apologize.
>>33898520
>have nothing better to do
Bitch it was one post. And you're on fucking 4chan, nobody here has much better to do when they post here.

>>33898614
meanwhile, look at the silly foid room
look at all those useless things just collecting dust

>>33898629
I'll have you know, I need all my stuffed animals. For sexual purposes.

>>33898504
>He wanted to pump and dump me
Have you thougt about the possibility that he night have simply not have enjoyed the experience with you and that’s why he didn’t call back?

>>33898631
You... make them watch?

>>33898632
Which experience? The date or having his dick sucked?

Is it true that mormons have to gonaked in a box where a church volunteer fron the sane gender, rub them in oil everywhere except their genitals?

>>33898636
You suck dicks on your first dates?

>>33898640
Not anymore

>>33898641
You treated yourself like an easy slut, he treated you like an easy slut as well, seems fair

>>33898634
I grind on one's hard parts like his eyes or nose or whatever while the others have to watch and pray they're not next.

>>33898504
>>33898641
You just sucked the first dick, in my opinion if there isn't sex the feelings aren't real

>>33898641
That’s good.

I kept waking up every hour and a half last night because I couldn’t stop thinking about a woman :s

>>33898636
>>33898641
JH tier foid

>>33898647
Giwtwm

>>33898636
>The date or having his dick sucked
Both
I had a date with a girl where everything she said would just either piss me off or annoy me but the whole time I thought to myself
>At least there’s going to be sex at the end
And then the sex was shit
And the aftercare was even shittier
I thought to myself
>I don’t ever want to see this person again
So I declined any further invitation from her
She probably think I’m a pumpandumper

>>33898632
>>33898637
what happened to your m key bro

I missed handposting... Anyway, here's my not-pretty hand.

>>33898656
I snuck into his house and ate one of the legs off of every m inside his computer

DAY 4
How are we holding up

>>33898613
12 year old hands

>>33898653
Honestly, sitting on a guy's face and grinding on his nose a little is very similar. So it could be you someday.

>>33898662
I'm married to that in my head. It's nice in there.

>>33898658
noone asked for hands goblin lookin ah

>>33898658
THESE are the goth girl hands we are always arguing with?

>>33898664
Was hoping today

Femanon looked at my hand last night and started imagining things
I’m basically invincible for at least the next two weeks

>>33898662
my tits are better than sydney sweeneys?! thanks for the morning W, anon

>>33898668
>goth girl
I'm neither...

>>33898670
You'll have to find a gf first.

>>33898671
But I can still see you though

>>33898662
I've got better tits but I'm not showing them off like a bimbo

i lied to my gf about my sex experience. she asked me point blank on the second date my body count and how many girls i’ve kissed. in reality i only had a single ons before her and i told her i’ve slept with numerous women.

it’s been 4 months now. is this something i take the grave? in the heat of moment i thought she would be turned off if i told the truth (i look like a chadlite, am 26, former neet. it would scream a red flag) but i regret it now.

>>33898522
chadlet is 5'6 and we fuck daily

>>33898679
Tell the truth, retard

>>33898589
>>33898610
>>33898601
I hope anyone defending this kind of stuff is doing it ironically. If not you really should rethink.
Decorating your living space is not only a fun way of expressing yourself and having a cozy place to live in is just nice in general.
As a little bonus ever since I've started inviting friends over, I've been getting a lot of compliments for now nice my place looks, compared your average single man so that's a nice bit of validation

>>33898674
well that explains the nail shape. carry on

>>33898667
I know I've missed all the fun, but still, better late than never.

>>33898674
NTA. Your fingers do look like a foid's, even without the badly applied nail polish.

>>33898684
one of the things that really made me fall for my bf was how nice his apartment was. it made me want to stay there, and i learned a lot about him and his travels and his tastes just asking where he got interesting looking things

>>33898677
I hope she can too wehehehe

>>33898687
no they don't. those stubby nails are moid shaped, no woman would post hand with nails that looked like that

Men, would you date an ugly girl with no tits, if she was flexible enough to suck your balls while you fuck her pussy?

>>33898667
hands requested
hands given
ha-

>>33898691
I don't believe you.

>>33898693
I care a lot more about whether or not we want the same things than what kinds of demented things she can do to my wiener

>>33898693
Nobody is that flexible. But no.

>>33898687
>Your fingers do look like a foid's, even without the badly applied nail polish.
Yeah, I totally fucked up my nails. This is why I said not-pretty.
My hands were shaking after I drank too much yesterday, but I still decided to go with it. It was worse, but I salvaged what I could.

>>33898689
>i learned a lot about him and his travels and his tastes just asking where he got interesting looking things
Yeah it's so nice having your place full of conversation starters. 90% of my decor is self-made, shit I found on flea markets, shit I found in nature, shit related to some hobby I have. Almost everything has a little story and it's great. I love the uniqueness of it to, a lot of my decor is literally one of a kind.

>>33898696
Cute

>>33898678
>>33898673
cope, no they're not
her nude leaks prove she was sculpted into the modern day Aphrodite. they're literally perfect

>>33898698
ok

>>33898717
no they aren't they are as saggy as my 36 yr old knockers

>>33898678
Congrats on the tits

>>33898719
You have nice tits. I like saggy tits

>>33898717
Go marry her then
>>33898722
Thanks

>>33898726
Nta
Every dude wishes they could

>>33898728
>Every dude wishes they could
I don't. Have no idea who that is

>>33898728
I think if I could marry a celebrity I’d pick 1980s Susan Sarandon
Although frankly she doesn’t really look any worse currently

the sydney sweeney poster in here has singlehandedly made me decide that i will not go blonde again

>>33898729
I barely know who she is but haven’t seen anything she’s acted in. Social media really, really wants me to give a shit about her though
>>33898731
Good choice. Your natural hair color probably looks a lot nicer anyways

>>33898717
bro she has the army wife / disney adult smile

>>33898735
Dude lmfaooo yes

>>33898719
You havent seen the things I've seen
>>33898726
>Go marry her then
I fucking wish dude
>>33898735
I dont know what that is

>>33898232 (OP)
need a baddie gf

>>33898731
>I have chosen to remain ugly
your loss

>>33898717
evil woman

>>33898744
How do I become a baddie?

>>33898726
>Go marry her then
nta but I would if I could

>>33898731
I'm going to dye my blonde hair.

>>33898731
Based, fake blondes look like tryhard deceivers. I'm always wary of them, starting with my own mother.

>>33898743
M
She seems so fake. You can see the mechanic who actually did the job in this video, and she clearly just bought that outfit for this video and didn’t even get dirty
Creepy smile too

>>33898756
How come girls are ok with baddie but girlie is out?

>>33898761
>mechanics
its her and her dad

I would marry a baddie despite dating less than a year

>>33898756
I am not sure

>>33898765
You can't be that hot and considered a girlfailure.

Im fine with being friends with women but I feel like i bore them with maleness

>>33898765
This was drawn by a fake dolphin shorts enjoyer

>>33898763
Girlie sounds childish
>>33898766
Come on

>>33898765
>even the failures have fat tits
What the fuck does that make me, then?

>>33898770
They always look pretty and well produced and have an intimidating aura

>>33898773
Probably still hot if you bathe and dress nicely
Tits is tits

>>33898769
>a fake dolphin shorts
awhatnow?

Charcoal colored turd: thoughts? What am I doing wrong

>>33898776
>pretty and well produced
Too vague
>have an intimidating aura
Does carrying a glock count?

>>33898782
rip anon

>>33898780
The shorts are called dolphin shorts, and I am calling the artist a fake dolphin shorts enjoyer since they didn’t know what they were called

>>33898784
>>pretty and well produced
how is that too vague

>>33898784
>Too vague
Dressing very femininely, very well-done hair and makeup, always looks kinda sexy
>Does carrying a glock count?
It might, honestly. Which one?

>>33898782
Internal bleeding
Ass cancer
Blueberries

Pick one

>>33898782
Worst case scenario, internal bleeding.

>>33898684
Eh, too much effort for simping

Men, can you suggest me a "woman gun"? Something small and not too heavy without much recoil.

>>33898765
A girlfailure is a big titty monster?

>>33898794
Smith & Wesson Bodyguard

>>33898789
>Which one?
20
>Dressing very femininely, very well-done hair and makeup, always looks kinda sexy
Okay I get it. I guess I would be able to do it if I tried

>>33898794
my peanus weanus

>>33898786
I didn't know that either. I've always just thought of them as "80s track shorts".
Are you saying that you can't genuinely enjoy something if you don't know what other people call it.

>>33898773
>>33898797
Breast size isn't a measure of success... Plus flat girls are just as cute and desired

>>33898805
>Plus flat girls are just as cute and desired
By pedos?

>>33898805
>Plus flat girls are just as cute and desired

>>33898803
Yes I’m always dead serious on 4chan + stop replying to me

>>33898805
>Plus flat girls are just as cute and desired
lol

>>33898792
>simping
See, here's your problem. You seem to look at every action you take through the lens of "will this get me laid?"
Have you maybe tried doing stuff for your own sake?

>>33898794
Ruger LCR

>>33898807
Fellas is it pedophilia to be attracted to adult women

>>33898805
true, all my crushes were flat girls

>>33898812
Bro, stop being such a pickme

>>33898816
You called them girls and emphasized their childish form rather than their maturity.

>>33898818
Sorry I'm ETL, don't know what that word means

>>33898548
Unfortunately I'm scared of meeting mothers. Every time so far theyre neurotic and hyper critical

>>33898820
That wasn’t me, and you’re intentionally misconstruing what was said because you’re a low effort troll and a loser

>>33898818
>>33898822
Looked it up, still have no idea what you mean.
If me being passionate about something and wanting to encourage others to discover their passion for the same thing comes off as fake to you I think that might be something you should think about.
People being scared of being genuine is what's wrong with the world and I blame social media.

>>33898827
And you're doing massive cope.

>>33898822
>Sorry I'm ETL
And also an apologetic white knight, it seems

>>33898807
>>33898808
>>33898811
Why would you go out of your way to shit on women's self esteem? Touch grass, nobody cares about breast size

>>33898831
I am a woman with flat chest and I know you're lying

>>33898830
Kek okay dude, no need to embarrass yourself more

>>33898831
>nobody cares about breast size
I care, but I would still fuck flatties

>>33898764
foids destroyed

>>33898831
Because it's true. I'm not saying it's right, but the majority of men want some kinda boob.

>>33898837
No you aren't

>>33898837
Myself and most men I’ve met really didn’t seem to care, honestly
It’s not really something I’ve seen outside of 2000s boner comedies

Gender
Is it okay to ghost someone because you forgot they existed? I'm usually chatting with multiple girls on different apps, and I can't remember everything, so sometimes I forget about some of them.

Hello, my precious fems

>>33898847
M
Ghosting anyone who hasn’t done you wrong is kinda shitty, anon.

ashwagandha, zinc and NNN is making me shake with horny
when does this pass?

>>33898851
But I had no bad intentions, and honestly, I don't owe them anything.

>>33898837
It's just one of countless factors that makes someone attractive imo.
And even then I'd argue that I'd prefer too small over to big any day of the week

>>33898847
F ADHD?

>>33898828
And I'm genuinely not into rich people shit and collecting some pointless garbage.

>>33898854
Kinda same, from experience the first two weeks are the worse then it's smooth sailing

>>33898857
What's too big to you?

>>33898858
ADHD + BPD + narcissist

>>33898855
I’m not sure why you bothered asking for my opinion.

>>33898794
i'm a woman and i'm going to make a recommendation that you take pistol lessons and get yourself a revolver.

1) it is much easier to load for weak hands
2) it is much easier to just shoot because you don't have to rack it, again, for weak hands/grip
3) you don't have to worry about upkeep as much. you can let a revolver sit in a drawer for 100 years and still pick it up and shoot it

recoil is something you just have to learn. the longer the barrel, the less recoil, so if you want a snub nose to put in your purse, you will need to learn how to handle recoil.

unless you are living a crazy dangerous lifestyle and need to defend yourself from crazy gangs, you will not need more than a few shots to reasonably protect yourself, so don't let them upsell you on fancy glocks and shit

Today is the day the West falls and NYC becomes a third world shithole just like London. Are you happy now, women?

>>33898848
heyyyy

>>33898871
by "the west" do you mean the usa? because it's been pretty 3rd worldy here for a while bro

>>33898867
M
Which revolver? I suggested an LCR, but maybe a J frame instead?

>>33898854
When you masturbate thinking about me kissing your lips and then your neck, running my fingers through your hair and putting my other hand on your crotch

>>33898872
I want you so bad

>>33898865
Oh... respectfully, I wouldn't go for you because of the last two, but you should tell them the ADHD part.

>>33898878
that will have to wait for a little over 3 weeks

>>33898859
>rich people shit
Most of my decor is either made by me or picked up from a flea market or a second hand shop for chump change. You can have an amazing looking room for cheap, if you're willing to put in the effort.
>pointless garbage
It's not pointless if it makes your apartment more cozy and comfortable to exist in and rewarding because it's something you made yourself for yourself

>>33898871
M
I’m happy about it. Can’t possibly be any worse than every other mayor the city’s had in my lifetime

>>33898881
You WILL fail and you WILL like it

I fucking hate women so much it's unreal
They deserve to be fucking raped and murdered

>>33898871
Can you explain why to a non-US citizen? Ideally without using buzzwords.

>>33898885
think this is my first rodeo? November is the warmup for the Lent later, thats a week longer

>>33898876
i enjoyed the ruger gp100 i played with at the range, as someone who had an absurdly hard time racking any glock-style they gave me including the "easy rack" versions.

NNN is stupid fucking meme
I can jerk off when I want to

I am having the worst morning of my life

>>33898880
>but you should tell them the ADHD part
Maybe I should, but not about BPD or being a narc, let it be a surprise.

>>33898864
Haven't seen a girl naked since I was 18 I think so fuck if I know.
Anything that's too big to comfortably fit in my hand, I guess?

>>33898505
I should've, I could've sung a song
>>33898507
OK edgelord
>>33898531
>If I’m better of studying on my own
Then no desu, if the lectures are a waste of time then not much point desu
>>33898589
I would love to have my own apartment...
>>33898595
She needs to lawyer up and sue the shit out of him kek
This is why I think joint bank accounts are a bad idea. I would never want access to my wife's money

I let my mustache grow out too long and look like a slightly less scruffy Ted Nugent now

>>33898894
What’s goin on

>>33898893
>I can jerk off when I want to
me thinks the anon doth protest too much

>>33898888
NTA
Everywhere in the West where a muslim gains power goes to fucking shit and women vote for the destruction of society because of their suicidal empathy

>>33898854
>ashwagandha
>NNN
i really hope you don't do these

>>33898895
Tell them up front instead of wasting their time

>>33898871
wait this is about nyc? HELL YEAH

>>33898891
Hmm, noted! I love revolvers

>>33898909
>Tell them up front instead of wasting their time
Nah, I'm good at acting normal until it's too late.

>>33898906
So it's just vibes based politics on your part?

>>33898909
They'll be able to tell soon enough.

>>33898893
you want permission or something?

>>33898889
Boobs.
Firm, bouncy, full, squishy
On your face

>>33898905
?
I can do what I want
I'm not beholden to some dumbass meme shit

>>33898906
more like i wanna pay not $4k/mo for a 100sqft studio apartment

>>33898888
A moslem communist with no work experience in his entire life is about to destroy the world economic capital city with his promises to defund the police, stop working with anti-terrorist agencies, install government grocery stores, and freeze rent.

>>33898871
Thomas Jefferson would have thought you were a stupid bitch.

>>33898908
why not?
>>33898918
thats hot
but still not cumming that easily.

>>33898915
No, there is a clear record of what will happen.
NYC can destroy itself I don't fucking care

>>33898923
>moslem
You don’t even live in this country. None of us spell it that way.

>>33898923
cheap groceries? cheap rent? curbing excessive spending? hell yeah brother hell yeah

>>33898883
Cool, but I don't need all that shit to be happy, especially if I'm gonna sell it and move out to another place again

>>33898923
If there is any police department in the country that legitimately deserves to be defunded, it’s the NYPD. They’re basically just a well-paid gang

>>33898928
Ok, justify getting rid of misdemeanor charges such as groping women.

>>33898922
Go ahead, watch as the retarded shit you voted for doesn't actually work and you'll have yourself to blame for voting for a goat fucking commie

>>33898883
>because it's something you made yourself for yourself
Sentimental bullshit. I bet you're a hoarder.

>>33898931
this dude is whining about a "terrorism force" but the nypd couldn't even find the white-woman puncher until he had punched like, 80 white women in the middle of manhattan. everyone knew who it was too, they said his name openly on tiktok when discussing it. why fund a police force that barely works

>>33898917
No, I just think it's fucking dumb

>>33898936
this implies that a groping wouldn't have been laughed out of the police department in the first place. why have a law you refuse to enforce

>>33898940
So a militia would be better?

>>33898940
Exactly. They’re comically inept and self-congratulatory to the point that they make Chief Wiggum look competent by comparison
Oh noooooo not the challenge coin budget waaaaah

>be 5/10 incel
>have pity sex with a 10/10 goth girl
>she regularly apologizes about her small, pierced breasts
This thread reminded me about that, small boobs really fuck up your self esteem huh. They were about this big

>>33898937
i didn't vote for him, i don't live there, but if all the poor gazillionaires speed off in their yachts crying into their piles of money, i might just move there

>>33898893
No one forces you to test yourself

>>33898944
You think defunding means dismantling, I guess?

>>33898946
Really big ones do too.

>>33898944
i didn't say that. i'm saying there's no reason to be paying the nypd more than any other police force in the world when they don't even do their job. women are out there getting punched by homeless bums either way lmao

>>33898923
>>33898906
I said without buzzwords

>>33898949
It's not a test

>>33898946
Mine are even smaller

I had this great interaction with an extremely fucking fat cop in Times Square as a tourist once.
I asked him for the time since my phone was dead, and I was supposed to meet a line cook for a drug deal in the restaurant he was standing in front of. It was around 4PM, and he swiveled his entire body to face me since he didn’t have a neck to reply with
>0400 hours, citizen.
I then literally bought drugs behind his back, about ten feet away from him. New York’s finest, truly.

>>33898956
Yes, it is. Only people with legit addictions to masturbation need to do NNN.

>>33898955
You're not going to accept any answer
Just kill yourself

>>33898961
Uh oh melty

>>33898958
Why don't you wear a watch like regular tourists?

>>33898957
I’m a fan

>>33898966
No, you're not

>>33898957
I hope you haven't catched the brainworm, they're big enough

>>33898957
hnng

>>33898960
Its not an addiction, I just need release where I can't get it anywhere else

It's so funny to me when men threaten the downfall of civilization and having no one to protect women, as if they were protecting us in the first place

>>33898967
I actually am

>>33898968
>>33898969
>>33898975
They are all laughing at me

>>33898930
creepy how similar this is to me right now. difference is that I'm in a metal-cushioned folding chair, my dog is bigger and in a comfier bed with walls, the water is a glass of coffee, the fan is five bladed, and my PC is on a box near me

>>33898974
They used to protect you before you decided to side with the criminals against your defenders

>>33898977
just at how clueless you are

>>33898977
Who is “they”? I love small boobs

>>33898962
There is no discussion with leftists like you. You're just going to play stupid or not accept any real answers

>>33898974
It’s always guys who never leave the house to begin with, too

>>33898974
Just remember you wanted this when they come to your streets

Also, in addition to >>33898847

Gender
Is online dating the same as normal dating, or is it just a game in your opinion?
For example, I met a girl on a gaming discord who lives in a small town fuck knows where, and we started dating online. But one day I completely forgot about her because it felt boring, and I just kind of ghosted her.

>>33898985
There’s no discussion worth having with someone who’s just looking to vent and parrot obvious divide and conquer direction brain shit. I’m also not the guy you were talking to

>>33898946
Why can't I get any pity sex with 10/10s, man...
It's fucking bullshit
Why couldn't I just be fucking taller

>>33898988
no one cares go fuck yourself

Women
Would you be mad if your fwb had another fwb at the same time?

>>33898977
If you feel insecure you should get nice piercings! Smaller the boobs the better they look

Dick Cheney's dead.

>>33898232 (OP)
Why do most women seem to shut down when you try to have a real conversation with them?
I keep talking to these chicks online, and it seems when I'm ironic or flirtatious they're interested (though they can't shoot the shit any better), and the second I start talking about something real they either start ghosting or providing the most generic single sentence replies.
I want to say it's a fear of intimacy, at least that's how it comes across, but trying to find a partner online just sucks the life out of everything, and makes me start blackpilling.

>>33899000
:O

Women
Will you please accept my apology? I have previously derided you for making poor choices in men, but after awakening to loving evil women, I get it now. Sorry.

>>33899000
I know. Good riddance
May he burn in Hell and drown in piss

>>33899000
I care on a basic level of human empathy but not otherwise.

>>33898993
Why so angry? I just asked if other people take online dating seriously or not, like I do. The chances that I'd actually fly out to the boonies are slim to none, so why should I care, lol?

>>33898992
I'm only 6'

>>33899002
>something real

>>33898977
Don’t listen to the piercing guy.

>>33899011
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
I WISH I WAS 6 FOOT

>>33899015
haha loser

>>33899007
Same. I’m also a little miffed that he got away with it all

>>33899015
Yeah but I'm in Europe so it's not tall, only average

>>33899007
Dick doesn't deserve basic human empathy

>>33899022
Don’t stoop to Dick’s level.

>>33899021
I wish I was just fucking average for whatever fucking country you live in
You lanky faggots never appreciate what you have

>>33899022
Not for him really, his relatives mostly. Dude was 84. People die.

Dick Cheney did nothing wrong, invasion of Iraq was a great thing and only selfless act US has ever done

>>33899028
She would've fucked me even if I was shorter, it was pity sex. P-I-T-Y S-E-X

>>33899025
I don't care, I will stoop to that level

Hot take: All humans on dating apps are failed human beings with shit personalities and/or are ugly. Otherwise, they would easily find someone close to them and wouldn't need to try their luck online.

>>33899038
Then you're no better than him and have no right to complain.

>>33899043
??? you are one stupid person

>>33899036
I doubt it but whatever.
I will fucking die mad and hate God forever for making me short

Having a gf and one recptive to spanking would be a good substitute for no-nut November?

>>33899031
Yep, he is in Valhalla with Charlie Kirk now.

>>33898979
no they didn't lmao

>>33899013
Ya like
>What values do you have?
>How do you put your principles into action?
>What's your opinion on X topic?
>Could you see yourself doing X in a few years?
>Do you like where you live or do you want to move?
>Why do you think X is a thing?
>Can you see yourself having kids?
>Etc
Literally any question that has to deal with who they are or what they want to do with their life.

>>33899043
Actually no, I'm objectively better than that piece of shit and will reserve my right
Fuck off with your superhero morality bullshit

>>33899050
who?

>Dick Cheney
who? qrd for a zoomer

>>33899047
For the record, I’m the person who said not to stoop to his level and don’t agree with him.
I just don’t think it’s wise to play into how your ideological opponents would like you to behave

>>33899000
F
He seemed quite cool in the movie
https://youtu.be/g09a9laLh0k

>>33899059
In your biased opinion you're objectively better...

>>33899002
by online, do you mean tinder? that would be because they are either bots, or looking for an understood hookup, because tinder is the hookup app

>>33899064
Fuck your optics, pussy

>>33899063
>qrd for a zoomer
he like tywin lannister fr gang :fire:

daily reminder that bornies go on tinder for sex, not love, they just happen to find love there occasionally, but the intention when using that app is to hook up

>>33899053
Don't post that anti nuclear trash here

>>33899048
You can doubt it but it's true

>>33899072
You don't even know that you're being manipulated when you do that. Sad really.

>>33899063
https://www.britannica.com/biography/Dick-Cheney
I don’t want to cut out any important details, so here. Corporate fat cat and war profiteer that helped ruin this nation and further destabilize the Middle East

>>33899064
I think you are a pussy lib

>>33899072
Alright, keyboard warrior. Useful idiot.

>>33899076
i'm sorry, is there a pro-nuclear faction of extremists now? i actually didn't think people could be more retarded than they already were but this really takes the cake

>>33899069
I'm currently using Duolicious, Eharmony, and Bumble.
Bumble is of course exactly as you described and it fucking terrible, but it exists to meet locals in my area because the other sites don't work so well for that.
Even then there are still a lot of bots, but I can spot them pretty easy. This is regular women for the most part.

>>33899080
And I think you’re a useful idiot. Pleasure to meet you.

>>33899066
This is probably one of the best trailers ever made, completely oversold the movie

>>33899084
lmaooooo u must be ugly then

>>33899077
>>33899082
Celebrate the death of people you hate is normal now
Get over it

>>33899063
The man about whom this movie was made >>33899066

Women: Have you ever fake-laughed at a guy's shit joke because you wanted to bang him?

>>33899074
>tywin lannister
got it
>>33899079
reading isn't my forte

>>33899083
Ironically I’m the guy he replied to an am also very much pro-nuclear lol

>>33899091
Ok, just don't blame me when you get that yourself.

>>33899066
that movie was so boring

>>33899083
Yes, everyone who's anti nuclear should be publicly executed

>>33898879
i need you, anon

My boss is mad at me

>>33899076
>You can doubt it but it's true
Whatever. I would kill for what you have

I ship foidh8moid and Anonymous

Penis

Have you ever had a girl in your lap kissing you while you fingered her

>>33899104
That sucks.

>>33899090
My fashion sense isn't that great, but I don't think I'm that bad.
I have outspoken political views, but typically people are already on board with that when they match with me. And the issue existed even before I listed my political views on my profiles.

>>33899093
M
Yes
>>33899108
M
Yes

>>33899105
That's unironic mental illness

>>33899096
Oh no, they are going to do thing they were going to do anyway...
Get real. Dick's grave deserves to be pissed on

>>33899108
I have.

>>33899110
Get a haircut.

>>33899111
You wanted to fuck a man?

>>33899111
>>33899114
Did you like it

After being sick for over a week I finally feel all the gunk coming out and now everytime I blow my nose it’s like an abortion

>>33898759
based and blondepilled
proud of you

>>33899115
That photo was a few days after I got a haircut.

>>33899117
Loved it. I kissed her all over her neck, nibbled on her ears and ran my other hand through her hair and across her back.

>>33899108
F yes

>>33899088
ye because you are so enlighted

>>33899119
She would look better as a gorgeous mediterranean brunette.

>>33899116
I'm bi. But I do it with girls too when they're like, "haha so funny". And I'm like, "hahaha, really funny", while thinking, "stfu already and let's fuck".

>>33899118
Yaaaay but also ew

>>33899112
No, it isn't
You wouldn't understand unless you were short like me
You're not terrified to talk to women like I am because of the fear of humiliation for your height

I’m so empty

>>33899132
Need any help

>>33899131
Yes, I'm terrified for other reasons, once is that I'm ugly. Height is meaningless

>>33898232 (OP)
I love 2D women so much.

State your gender.

Would you rather start work at 7 am or 8 am?

>>33899212
If you flattened a 3DPD with a hydraulic press, she would become a cute 2D goddess.

>>33899132
Eat something then bitch

>>33899211
You only fucking think height is meaningless because you're 6 foot, dumbfuck. I have a decent average face but my height plus autism ruins everything for me. My face does nothing for me

>>33899104
I once worked for a university athletics department as a lifeguard and my manager would aggressively masturbate me off and shove his hand up my ass when he was mad at me and wanted to discipline me.

>>33899215
I would rather kill myself

>>33899218
I feel so hollow inside.

Still can't find what keeps me here.....

>>33899219
Nigga I could be shorter or longer and my views wouldn't change one bit

>>33898256
Left is a better pic than the dirty mirror selfie on the right. The clothes and makeup aren't equivalent either.

In my opinion, right has a better body.

>>33899215
M
7:00. I appreciate having a bit more free time in the afternoon.

>>33899219
sounding like a bitch does you way more harm than anything else

>>33899221
You would rather not work? Are you a lazy bum?

no gf to hug me after a long day at work :(

>>33899217
Wrong

>>33899229
Same, and no gf to hug after her long day, either.

>>33899223
You're attracted to me like a butterfly to an electric lamp. You know if you come too close it will kill you, so you just stare from a distance, mesmerized.

>>33899226
I wish work was like the 6 hour schedule you have at public school where you show up at 8 and then you can leave at like 2:30 and spend the rest of the day jerking off, smoking damiana leaves, and shitting your pants.

>>33899212
Rolling for 2D girls feels better than sex

>>33899232
Watching me. Wanting me. I can feel you pull me down.... fearing you, loving you.

>>33899233
I mean, you could work part time and live in an efficiency apartment or with your parents.

>>33899217
Booba must remain, though

>>33899228
>You would rather not work?
Yes
>Are you a lazy bum?
Yes
I'd like to be a househusband.

>>33899238
I already live in an efficiency apartment. I have depression so I'm surrounded by my own dried piss and cum in the shag carpet of my bathroom every day.

>>33899239
You’re asking for a human mousepad
There’s almost certainly a doujin about this

Would you marry an ad man/woman?

>>33898794
Women have an advantage in self defense because they can just pu picrel in their giant ass purses and nobody the wiser

>>33899227
You would have different fucking tone if you were in my body. You would get it

>>33899233
My high school was 8-3:25.

>>33899241
The bums lost, Lebowski. The bums LOST.

>>33899136
>>33899218
I need a penis

>>33899246
>off body carry

>>33899247
I am probably shorter than you

>>33899250
I have one of those. I hear I also have big hands

>>33899245
I fucking hate this society

>>33899248
You poor dear. When I was in school, and granted this was probably two decades ago now, we had the option of leaving at 2 if we took an elective first period that started at 7 am. I took easy shit like photography and drama. But I also got gossiped about a lot because I always had a giant boner in drama class that showed through my pants.

>>33899122
It should’ve been me

>>33898794
Ladysmith
Grips specifically designed for woman's hands. Otherwise same as the s&w airweight iirc

>>33899256
I would have to agree after this last week and some change

>>33898731
>>33898717
>>33898662
God, I wish I had a Snow GF…

M, Is the reason I am unemployable is because I am a gooner who can't resist talking and thinking about creepy and weird sexual shit all the time?

>>33899252
You're bullshitting. How short are you?

>>33899251
Draw speed doesn't matter if you actually have situational awareness. See some man walking behind you, have that shit in your hand cocked and locked already

>>33899265
4’6”

>>33899265
You know Peter Dinklage, that actor dude with dwarfism?

Well, not as short as him.

>>33899265
5'6"

>>33899264
No. Get yourself a better haircut, have a good reference, clean up your resume, try not to pause too much in interviews

>>33899269
You're just fucking lying to prove some retarded fucking point.