Thread 33909679

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>>33909679 (OP)
first for im picking my nose rn

>>33909679 (OP)
I know Vera Dijkmans ass when I see it :^)

>>33909679 (OP)
>anti-jeet bake
Good work OP

>>33909690
How is that anti-jeet?

>>33909689
>knowing them by name
Kys coomer shitter

How common is it to have never had a partner?

>>33909689
yeah the super fake looking clearly photoshopped dutch bitch that goes to dubai and gets shat on
literally every pic of her looks different lol

>>33909689
Not impressed.

>>33909693
Why would I kill myself when there is so much beauty in this world?

>>33909695
here? very
in the meatspace? not.

Where do I meet clingy gf (that wants marriage and kids)

>>33909695
If haven’t had a partner by 25 then you will never have one, that’s literally half your life spent being alone

>>33909707
>that’s literally half your life
???

>>33909707
It's over.

>>33909709
post-50 cant be considered living
whats the fukken point

>>33909697
>>33909698
You must be blind

>>33909707
I disagree, male facial attractiveness usually peaks around 25-35.

>>33909714
her ass and face look different in the pictures youve posted here lol
go back to /s/ and stop shitting up my thread with your ugly fake whores

>>33909679 (OP)
Either gender
Is teenage love important?

>>33909720
F
I didn't start dating until I was 22. Maybe I missed out

>>33909720
M

Teenage love? Never experienced it, dont care, seemed overrated.

No childhood friend wife? Im ngmi.

>>33909720
M
Not really

>>33909717
I think what they mean is that it's less about physical attractiveness, and more about personality/compatibility.

>>33909717
>male facial attractiveness usually peaks around 25-35
What are you Korean or something?

>>33909707
>26F
>never been in a relationship
Should I off myself?

>>33909720
how are we supposed to know
those who had it are ignorant of the effects of its absence
those who didnt have it don't know what theyre missing

>>33909728
Hey babe

>>33909728
you should get a bf

>>33909728
uhh are you clingy and want a bf

>>33909718
She might be fake but she is not ugly lol

>>33909728
If you aren't obese ill marry you :D

>>33909727
koreans think male attractiveness peaks at 16 lol

>>33909730
>>33909732
>>33909734
Like moths to a flame

>>33909728
Yes it’s even worse for women because that says a lot more about friendship circles then it does for men

>>33909720
F
I wanted to be in love then so badly, but made it to my mid 20s without a boyfriend. I genuinely think it destroyed my brain

>>33909733
fake IS ugly

>>33909730
Where are you located, how old are you, what are your dealbreakers, do you want marriage and children?
>>33909731
Where do I get one?
>>33909732
I think I'm clingy. Yes I do. See above questions.
>>33909737
>it’s even worse for women
:(

>>33909736
Always chasing a dead end light.

if you aint posting your deets ITT then compliments/hornyposting/marriage/bf/gf/ proposals are pointless

>>33909714
She’s so bogged nowadays. I liked when she was chubbier.

>>33909679 (OP)
Any sub5 women here ever been hit on/asked out by a stranger?

>>33909746
>Where do I get one?
nta but pretty much all you have to do is go into a public space and announce "I am now accepting boyfriend applications"

>>33909746
They have entire villages in China to accommodate leftover women that look after each other away from the eyes of immediate society, because they couldn’t control their overpopulation

>>33909679 (OP)
>Sexy toes in OP's pic
Why women gotta have such sexy feet and toes?

>>33909728
>26M
Give it a few more years and we can hex normies together

>>33909747
Now I understand why ENTJ does what he does it’s kinda funny really

>>33909759
you cant even see her toes and her arch is lacking and her ankles are probably fat

>>33909759
Because a few wires in your brain are mismatched.

>>33909746
>Where are you located
USA
>how old are you
20s
>what are your dealbreakers
Poor hygiene and obesity. I don't mind if a girl is a little overweight, but there is a limit.
>do you want marriage and children?
Preferably.
How about you, femanon?

>>33909738
It could be worse. I know at least a few women who are jaded and skeptical about all men because they got married in their late teens or early 20s and realized too little too late they were hitched to a psycho, an abuser, a lazy boy, or just a generally shitty guy.

>>33909755
>I am now accepting boyfriend applications
Only a conceited, self-righteous bitch would say that.
>>33909760
I wanna get married and have kids before I become a witch :(
>>33909765
>USA
Oh I'm in Canada :(

>>33909759
The fuck are you yapping about, simpcuck? Those are just normal feet.

>>33909749
>pointless
No they aren't you're just no fun
>>33909753
No.
>>33909767
So it's better that if I meet a guy that I get to realize he's a psycho or something in my late 30s? Thats bullshit

>>33909768
You should ask them if they have money or a job and a house and watch how fast moids disappear

>>33909746
Nta but I wanna submit my boyfriend application also

>Where are you located
Northwest US
>how old are you
19
>what are your dealbreakers
Bpd and cheating
>do you want marriage and children?
Yes :D

>>33909771
>just normal feet
That's why they're sexy, you can see the pads of her soles and that gives me a boner.

>>33909775
>how old are you
>19
Bro go at least finish college first

>>33909772
Most of the women I've met who've been in that situation wished they waited until they developed more situational awareness from maturity, observation, and life experiences in their late 20s or 30s.

Also, some relevant Young Marriage lore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLl7HKxGCl8&t=972s

>>33909771
you wouldn't get it.

>>33909775
>19
Little ass kid on here

>>33909778
>>33909781

D:

>>33909781
>Little ass kid on here
>he doesn't know

State gender. Have you ever done gay shit with your friends?

>>33909781
It's sad seeing young people on /soc/ or dating apps. Like they already think they're forever alone just because they've been an adult for one month lol

>>33909781
Idk what’s more depressing the zoomers or the 40 yo pedophiles that still live with their parents and simp for femanons

Ladies, Gentlemen, and all Them
What kind of muffin are you?
I got blueberry.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ajdesti/which-muffin-are-you-e73dot63gw

>>33909779
I have nothing in common with those women. I have always been a smart girl and known what I wanted. I could've had it and held on to it

>>33909720
No. I think teenage love should be banned because men are getting more violent.

>>33909788
Are you talking about that one guy who comes on here confessing to having ideations of rape and acting like it's normal instead of a mental problem?

>>33909786
They’re probably just doing it for fun and don’t consider a committed relationship just yet, it even more depressing seeing guys over 30 posting on /soc literally begging for a gf

>>33909786
Im pretty sure like 90% of (normal) people get into a relationship during highschool. Leaving highschool a khhv is a pretty good indicator you are a genetic dead end.

>>33909789
I think I just got a virus

>>33909798
boomer moment

>>33909753
Yes but haven't encountered any bad incidents luckily.

>>33909795
That’s exactly the type of people I am talking about, 4chan is creating more Chris Chans every single day

>>33909798
Some of us were forced to go to school with a bunch of Israelis. Do you know how horrible it was

>>33909786
most people have their first kiss/hug/handhold in middle school and relationships in high school so, yeah, if your 19 without any of those youre far behind
t. 20-year-old live-is-overer

>>33909706
Am I supposed to get an mailed invitation, or how does this work?

>>33909804
Im so sorry anon. My condolences.

>>33909804
We had to go to school with jeets…

>>33909785
F. Yeh, used to kiss my best friend for male attention when we went bar hopping.

>>33909803
Is it creating them or just providing an outlet where their unpleasant behavior is showcased more readily? I definitely think there are a lot of people on here who would benefit from talk therapy more than saying creepy shit online, assuming they aren't shitposting and trolling for shock value.

>>33909689
third-world subhuman detected

>>33909803
That's only like 10% of this website, right?

>>33909798
Let’s all remind everyone what KHHV stands for so they get a better understanding

>got wasted while everyone was out of town
>woke up to the house spotless
>check security cameras
>apparently I got blackout drunk and cleaned the whole house
welp, my subconscious is a loser.

>>33909804
I’m genuinely sorry you had to experience chutzpah at school. Every single Israeli I’ve met in the US was a total slimeball

>>33909785
Male
No, kys

>>33909811
You dumbass did you even read my post

>>33909816
I think that's pretty cool

>>33909820
Yes, I learned how to read in pre-Kindergarten, like most people. So yes, I did read your post. Next question?

>>33909796
I'd say r9k is worse. But seeing the same losers on rate threads or whatever is pathetic. Plus I'm sure all the girls there are just advertising onlyfans

>>33909785
M
Nope.

>>33909816
I've done this before, it's like giving yourself a nice surprise.

>>33909816
Woah. I've never heard of that in an alcoholic. You should be studied.

>>33909804
Israelis are basically just the Jewish (most of them, not sure if there's any difference with Israeli Christians, Muslims, or Druze) version of Turks. I like both in social settings, you just have to prepare for the fact that neither culture has any conversational filter, so they'll say whatever shit pops into their head.

>>33909826
>I'd say r9k is worse
Cross posters deserve to be incels

>>33909805
People born in 2005 are babies. Children
You’re posting this from a stroller right now

>>33909808
Thanks
>>33909809
That sucks too
>>33909817
They were fucking horrible. One time a girl asked me to pay her back after offering me half of her sandwich.

>>33909833
I once woke up at 2 in the morning, put on Samurai Cop on the TV, and began vacuuming dust off the floor while it was happening. My brother was staying with me as a guest at the time and he was pissed off at being woken up by the noise. Not sure if he was more pissed off by Samurai Cop or by the vacuum cleaner though.

>>33909833
It's not even the most impressive thing I've done while wasted, I've submitted multiple short stories to anthology collections that got published and I have no memory of writing them. Stephen King apparently has something similar going on with a few of his novels.

>>33909837
>tfw mogged by an iPad kid

>>33909839
How much interest?

>>33909816
Thats cute but if we date you need to stop drinking that much

I am brahman I am supreme reality.

>>33909816
I got drunk and fell asleep on the couch and woke up with jizz in my underwear in my camping cot in my dining room that i got from in the trunk of my car
i still wonder what the fuck i did lol

>>33909843
I once got mogged in Port Moresby. Three assholes with knives jumped me and took my wallet.

>>33909834
It wasn't their lack of filter. They had such awful personalities

>>33909846
You will never be white Vrajesh

>>33909848
>Australian
Opinion disregarded

>>33909837
i wish i was born twenty years earlier
hell even ten years would practically be a utopia compared to today
imagine being class of 2013

>>33909844
Lol nice dubs

Do you have any 4chan related goals? State gender

>>33909856
Why would anyone have 4chan goals? Like what? Become the 30yrold wizard?

>>33909853
>imagine being class of 2013
I don’t have to imagine that. Oh my god aaaaaah I hate this

>>33909841
>>33909842
>we have two productive alcoholics in chat

>>33909849
I've experienced both Arab and Israeli cultures as a house guest and tourist in both Israel and Gulf Arab countries, and the criticisms westerners have of both are pretty similar other than that Israelis are more socially liberal. I definitely think it boils down to differing social norms.

>>33909767
NTA, and I guess this question isn't completely directed towards you... but how do I avoid ending up as the lazy guy? I do my fair share of household chores and everything but I'm not a very materialistic person and the whole traditional work life bores me. However, I get the impression that a lot of women put a great deal of emphasis on a man's material wealth or earning capability. What are women actually looking for when it comes down to it? Enough to live comfortably? How comfortably?

>>33909856
M
to leave this place, one way or another

>>33909856
I’m just waiting for jeets to get permabanned

I have nothing to ask but I want all the men to know that I like getting my head scratched and my hair played with so much that I have regrettably eroticized it and it's become a non-negotiable part of foreplay or aftercare. Jesus christ it feels fucking good.

>>33909853
>>33909860
I was class of.... well, I won't say, but it was the 2000s. I had the Where's Neil When You Need Him? CD and went to see Rasputina and Emilie Autumn with my classmates. I also cut myself a lot and hated on Carlos Mencia and early Kanye before it was cool to hate him. Kids bullied other kids at my school by quoting Borat. It was a time.

men are you insecure if you ejaculate prematurely? wondering if i should softly bring it up next time we start to get intimate, last time we had sex right after he apologized and apologized later in the night again about it. even in his sweatpants during making out/grinding, and even when he changed positions to doggy another time I made a sound and then it was pretty much over. this is a more recent thing that has happened before too but i'm wondering what's going through his mind

>>33909860
what was it like
what did people do for fun

>>33909865
It's not just about "work" work, it's also about home life. Do you do your fair share of cooking/meal prep, household chores and maintenance, pet care or child care if relevant, etc.?

>>33909856
F
>marry a man who's at least an occasional channer
>have him post nudes he took of me on /b/

>>33909874
ive never ejaculated "prematurely"
i ejaculate exactly when i mean to

>>33909853
I wish I was a teenager in the 2000s so I couldve gotten scenecore gf

>>33909849
Israeli culture is genuinely evil
They’re the fakest, most selfish, most underhanded people I’ve ever met. I know this just sounds like Jewbashing, but I swear it isn’t

>>33909856
I want to see women comfy in here. That is all.

>>33909875
>what did people do for fun
Read Harry Potter, went to a Cold Cave show, complained about Obama continuing Bush's endless wars and not being liberal enough, and bitched about the plot of Star Trek Into Darkness

>>33909884
Uh huh. I've also heard this variously about Persians, Arabs, Russians, Chinese, Thais, and Central European Slavs.

>>33909860
>tfw I’m class of 2016 :(

>>33909881
>have him post nudes he took of me on /b/
Will you put a Sharpe up your ass?

>>33909875
It really wasn’t much different from now. The dollar was worth a little bit more, nobody could have imagined something covid happening, and we didn’t have to worry about sifting through AI-generated shit online, but the global financial crisis had already happened.

>>33909856
F
Stop using it because my life is so good and awesome without it

>>33909868
I own you.

>>33909893
Also, Capital Cities and Robin Thicke were on the radio a lot. That was a thing.

>>33909883
Nah you’d be tranny by now, the rest of them are either incels or trannies to date

TFW when you lied on your resume and now she expecting you to crack that shi like you got hella bodies under your belt

>>33909874
>men are you insecure if you ejaculate prematurely?
Obviously?

>>33909897
Oh yeah, Robin Thicke. Haven’t heard that name in a while.

>>33909856
M
I already did my goals, now I just come here to kill time.

>>33909875
>what did people do for fun
Laughed at doge and Grumpy Cat memes and jerked off

>>33909889
Aren’t we forgetting someone?

>>33909900
i mean to ask how can i help, sorry I should have finished wording my thoughts

i really like this guy and kinda dumb about it

>>33909892
If that's what he wants me to do. For me, the main appeal of the fantasy is him wanting to share my body, so now that we're married and I belong to him, he uses his authority to take whatever pictures he wants of me, regardless of if I like it or not, and post them wherever he pleases. I don't particularly want to post pictures of myself online, but the idea of my future husband doing it is hot because it really feels as if I'm his property to use as he pleases.

>>33909856
M
Obtain wife

>>33909880
I do with my family. One of my goals is to get a home garden set up and use it to cook healthy meals for my family. I feel happier when I'm being a help around the house. I just can't pull off the type of BSing that a lot of regular work seems to involve.

>>33909909
How is that 4chan related

>>33909907
>but the idea of my future husband doing it is hot because it really feels as if I'm his property to use as he pleases.
That would mean he gets pleasure from other men looking at your body
This is like cucks thinking they're the ones in control because they choose who fucks their wife

>>33909886
F
This is possible despite people like you, not because of you.

>>33909875
>what did people do for fun
I already replied but didn’t really answer this. I was mostly playing video games, shitposting and buying overpriced weed from extremely sketchy people. I went to Bonnaroo that year as well; pretty fun.

either gender
do you know why "gullible" is written on the ceiling?

>>33909871
Cute

>>33909920
I am an excellent sniper.

>>33909917
But how am I going to see it if I'm not here?

>>33909923
I'd believe that if I was gullible!

>>33909920
*looks up*
all i see are ladybugs

>>33909924
I don't exist when you don't see me.

Men, what do you like in bed but don't ask for?

>>33909911
There are wifes afoot

>>33909931
Being called daddy

>>33909679 (OP)
>>33909699
>>33909714
>>33909733
>>33909759
The women of Miami are literal hookers and their mudsharking with gayYNs has created an AIDS epidemic in the area. The Miami Dade area is now the 2nd highest rated place in the United States with cases of AIDS and HIV behind only the #1 spot, Fort Lauderdale (where they go when they can't sell their AIDS ridden asses anymore)
*IF A WOMAN TELLS YOU THAT SHE HAS EVER BEEN TO FLORIDA, DO NOT EVEN TAKE THE CHANCE, SIMPLY SEND HER BACK TO THE BASKETBALL AMERICANS*
#2. Miami-Miami Beach-Kendall, Florida
Average Rate of HIV and AIDS per 100,000: 880.8
AIDS Rate per 100,000: 545.4
HIV Rate per 100,000: 1216.2
HIV Cases: 27,967
AIDS Cases: 12,542
The Miami-Miami Beach-Kendal Metropolitan Statistical Area is situated in the state of Florida. It ranks as the 2nd city with the highest HIV/AIDS rates in the US.
#1. Fort Lauderdale-Pompano Beach-Sunrise, Florida
Average Rate of HIV and AIDS per 100,000: 929.3
AIDS Rate per 100,000: 614
HIV Rate per 100,000: 1244.6
HIV Cases: 20,733
AIDS Cases: 10,228
The Fort Lauderdale-Pompano Beach-Sunrise Metropolitan Statistical Area in the state of Florida ranks as the city with the highest HIV/AIDS rates in the US.

>>33909931
A partner

>>33909932
I think you'd have a better chance just proposing to strangers in public

>>33909931
Eating out my ass, there’s absolutely nothing physically stimulating about it but it’s just a total power move

>>33909931
I unfortunately have to admit I also enjoy being called daddy

>>33909931
her being on top and grabbing my wrists

>>33909931
idk, im a virgin

>>33909929
Woah, where did the femanon go?

>>33909934
There goes my trip to New Orleans

>>33909931
Being sat on.

i'm going to reword my question

how do i help my partner feel more at ease with me to last longer in bed? how can i be supportive/proactive. it bothers him, he keeps saying sorry to me

>>33909947
I don't understand. Can you reword that again?

>>33909947
>how do i help my partner feel more at ease with me to last longer in bed?
What makes you think him feeling more at ease will make him last longer?

>>33909947
I'm not sure what his complication is.
Do you guys only have sex once in a blue moon? You could try numbing lube in a condom, but that's 50/50 to lose the boner unless he also takes a honey packet. Does he jerk off? You might want to observe if he has morning boners.

>>33909947
Get him more used to it

>>33909949
>>33909951
i don't know. i just noticed recently he's been very quick like less than a minute to 2 minutes maybe, or even finishing while kissing/grinding on eachother. i can recall when he lasted longer too so i'm not sure why it's happening again and looking for guidance

>>33909953
>You might want to observe if he has morning boners.
I don't think studying him like a zoo animal will put him at ease.

Men, do you see many attractive men in your vicinity? How many chads can you count in your locale?

>>33909960
I'm in my living room, there's no one else here.

>>33909906
For me it tends to happen early in the relationship since there's usually long dry spells between my relationships. For me it gets better the more we do it, and if we go multiple rounds. Is he a nervous person? I haven't looked for evidence for this but my theory is nerves contribute to it. Maybe try fucking as many times as possible in one night? Then more the next day, if he's less pent up it might help him ease into it.

>>33909958
Usually couples have a general curiosity about each other's bodies comfortably. Especially after producing children or continuous hospital events, but also within sex.
I'd feel his morning wood.

>>33909960
0 not counting my brother who is a textbook tall blue eye chad

If you feel like you're going to bust take a really quick big inhale through your nose and it resets your nervous system.

>>33909960
99% of men I see are fucking ugly
I have no idea how women are straight

>>33909758
What are you talking about? That's not what leftover women are, and that's not at all what Chinese society looks like right now. China, like India, realized there was no way they could handle their current population, nor had they any hope of actually taking care of their populations projected size as time went on. India just tried to use propaganda and it worked so well that now they're telling families, please, please, please have more babies. There's not enough people at this rate. China ran into a similar problem except they enforced it with the law and brute force. So if you are a culture that wants men and prizes having a son above all else and you can only have one child what do you do with the girls? You kill them or you throw them into orphanages. Plenty of them are still around and remember being essentially sold into slavery where they were purchased for very low prices to be servants around the house and in some areas of China to eventually marry their adoptive brothers. They were not treated as human beings and they remember this and decided never to get married or never marry again if they had escaped their marriage. Others saw that, they know it and they decided they would not settle on a husband no matter what. They can be educated now, they can have careers now, they're beautiful and they have value, they will wait for the perfect man. They are now considered left over because they know beauty has faded or is quickly fading, they are not going to be able to have children because they're too old, desperately trying to get married while they still have a chance but even the loneliest men know that they can just purchase a woman from another country that's younger or offer a big enough dowry to a woman that's not so demanding and now the hags are left to die alone.
https://youtu.be/Y9hcIOy1P-4?si=ZyE8pcvj2RtzocJw

>>33909906
A non bullshit trick that actually works is for him to stop after whatever he can safely handle and with his thumb and finger pinch the tip like he's trying to stop it leaking. Repeat many times, hopefully he gets used to it. Pussy feels so incredibly good for us, we can be riding at a 9/10 pleasure for the entire time depending on sensitivity

>>33909789
Do you think about anything besides food and sex with strangers? Go be a mother or give your kids to a living home.

>>33909967
What an odd thing to say

>>33909955
Your BOYFRIEND probably smokes too much. Or drinks too much. Or vapes or eats like shit or doesn't work out. He is completely out of touch with his body. Can you shut up about this now

Is it normal for people to get bored and move in in relationships after the honeymoon phase ends?

>>33909960
i feel like 70% of men are good looking enough that i assure theyre all normies with gfs
25% ugly 5% chad pussy crushers

>>33909974
>believing that I’m about to read this slop and click his pajeet virus link

>>33909981
Oh, sorry, let me reword this for you.
Women in China, very, very picky. Now, women too old. Men know old lady hag. Old lady had no want die alone. If incel want wife, incel purchase old lady hag. Price of $15.

>>33909976
>esl is mad I exist again
Oh boy, here we go again.
I'm a postin.
(Some advice, I don't give a fuck)

>>33909983
i mean theres fat people yeah but they usually fall into the average or ugly category. or the hyper rare fatchad
what does that have to do with my post

>>33909986
Anyone that would take advice from someone that is known for a fact to be a fat ugly loser, who is objectively a failure in life, deserves every bad thing that happens to them.

>>33909988
I dont know I posted it for dramatic effect

I don’t think women are capable of genuine love, just acting. The world is one big psyop for the male psyche.

>>33909993
neither sex is capable of love dumbass, it doesnt exist
imagine falling for a meme invented in the 18th century

>>33909993
We already know

>>33909996
ive always found this quote hard to believe. sounds too modern. sauce or its fake

>>33909995
One of the gayest things I’ve ever read.

>>33909989
Oh like you?
Because you're anon and nobody cares about you? Because nobody should since you hate yourself so much that you need to embarass yourself repeatedly by screeching over nothing?

>>33909985
This actually makes it more believable thanks, I’m going to buy a whole suburb of them and turn them into sex maids that keep my house clean

>>33909999
nice quads but youre an idiot. love isnt and has never been real

Men, are you thinking about Matt Kalil's penis?

>>33909993
>>33909995
>>33909996
Historical accounts aren't really great for distinguishing who is and isn't capable of love. Historically, your goal was get married and have kids. It didn't matter if you had decent genes and you were producing healthy, strong offspring. All that mattered was that you did reproduce. It didn't matter if you were capable of love, if you loved your partner, or if you were capable of being a good mother that loved her children. All that mattered is that you got married and had kids. It didn't matter if you loved your wife. All that mattered was that you had one and that she had kids that looked pretty much like you. That was it. There was no love in the equation. Aren't all of us old enough to remember the amount of our peers in school or even reflect on ourselves? How many gen X parents only had kids so they'd get a promotion at work because they were a family man or a family woman? How many only got married because that's what their parents told them to do? They did not love their kids and they didn't love their spouse and they made that extremely clear. They never should have become parents, they only did it because they had to. Does that mean that no one loves their spouse? That there's no parent that loves their children? These days, it's dramatically reduced and yet we cry about low birth rates and diminishing rates of marriage and increased divorce. I say good, most people shouldn't have kids, most people can't commit to a marriage.

>>33909999
Evil schizo incel thwarted by the power of love and friendship and quads

>>33909985
hmm fifteen dorra . . . take five dorra?

>>33909996
Florence Nightingale, the original pickme?

>>33910001
Just look up some videos. You can actually do this if you have enough money.

Have any jeets ITT been rejected by femanons?

>>33910014
I’m aware of this but I just don’t want them to be Chinese women, at least Latina or something fun man cmon

>>33910000
It's so funny that you have to believe there's only one person who dislikes you. You just have to cling to your desperate cope that it's just one who has a hate boner for you. Surely everyone else loves you and totally wants you. They want to be your friend and they want to be your partner, right? Surely there's only five people posting here, and no one who dares to post in this thread actually has a life, actually has a job or a career or a family that loves them, because you don't. And if you don't, nobody else does. You spend your whole day here, and that means everyone else does too. If everyone else who post here is such a loser, what does that make you?

>>33910015
ENTJ

>>33910015
ntj
you cant be rejected here because this place isnt real. this is a bulletin board. unless you post your number or socials it has no relation to reality. which nobody has ever done

>>33910017
I have very rarely ever seen a long term relationship with a Latina go well. If you'd still like that desperate flavor, why not just get a Southeast Asian woman from like the Philippines? They've been touched by the Spanish, so there's a lot of Spanish cultural overlap. But, if you get a really poor one that just happens to be a diamond in the rough, it's like adopting a shelter dog. Sure, there might be some that will still bite the hand that feeds them, but most will be pretty grateful. This is pretty much your last chance to grab a Thai woman, considering the amount of sextourism and the amount of passport bros that have just decided to straight up move to Thailand and live their full time.

>>33909720
F, yes. But not romantic love. Familial love feels most important at that age, or at least it did to me.

>>33909978
why am i sensing aggression
>>33909953
we started having sex earlier back in spring but i had to leave town for 4ish months and now i'm back. i'm sure he jerked off when i was away of course but i don't know if he does now while i'm back at home with him. i think he has morning bones? i'll peep tomorrow morning.
>honey packet
is that code for something or actual honey? i'm not sure when i should talk to him about all of this
>>33909964
I would say so yeah, he gets very acute awareness and selfconcious as well. he tends to have humor that pokes at his low self esteem and i'm picking up on it. he also had a pretty bad childhood. I've been away for awhile so we have been getting back into *it* within the last 2 weeks.he works a lot so we only really have time before or after he gets off work.
>>33909975
pinching? that sounds like it hurts :( I know he gets pretty sensitive after he comes though

just gooned to women smoking cigarettes.

I love women who smoke cigarettes and suck cock.

wait. are there sexhavers participating in NNN? fukken why lmao you've won already

>>33910032
have you ever lived with a smoker
ridden in a smokers car?

>>33910019
Nobody is here. Everyone is anon.
Come on, smoothbrain.
Faceless beratement holds no weight and neither does Faceless adoration.
This is limbo and you are projecting to nobody.

>>33910032
Don't make me post my vocal fry again.

>>33910026
>JH ma’am please arranged marry me I’m desperate lonely india man
>ah fuck you bloody white bitch rape you tomorrow

>>33910033
I already lost thinking about the femanons.

>>33910036
Haha you have a big butt

>>33910036
>state the obvious
But you're not anon..

>>33910020
Probably the only namefag I’ve seen here that doesn’t jump at the first sign of posts starting with F. Thank you for not being a simp ENTJ

>>33910032
anon noo spoiler alert
bout to do just that maybe tonight

Will this faggot ever stop samefagging?

>>33910030
>why am i sensing aggression
Because you're confused why your obese boyfriend can't keep it up

>>33910049
Put your name on subhuman we know it's you.

>>33910006
Tiny pp

>>33910030
>is that code for something or actual honey? i'm not sure when i should talk to him about all of this
No it's a product that's popping off on tiktok.
But yeah, explore it in conversation and ask what it's feeling for him and hold space for him to explore with you.

>>33910052
No, but we all see it and just ignore it. Don't worry.

>>33910027
Brown women are dumber and work harder, I need slaves not spy drones

>>33910036
But you're not anonymous and you're not faceless.

>>33910047
I'm only not anon because losers decided to dox me.
To most non regulars, I am a few words.

>>33910030
When you confront him about his low self esteem make sure he knows that just because he feels bad about himself doesn't mean that he has to distance himself or wall himself off, that will be his default response. If he tries to break up and you don't want him to you could tell him it's not fair of him to assume how you see him and that you are an adult and can make your own decisions.

>>33910058
Southeast Asian women are brown and they do have a hard work ethic because they're poor

>>33910066
They only doxxed you because they were mad you wouldn't touch their ENTJ sized atom cell peen.

>>33910062
What are you going to do about it?
Nothing.

>>33910030
Oh my god it is your obese Chinese boyfriend lmfao

>>33910067
He's actually fat as fuck he should feel bad

>>33910073
I dunno, In a place like this you can only doxx yourself. How would anyone here know who you are or have any pictures of you whatsoever unless you posted it, or made it somehow accessible?

State gender. What’s one thing your partner does that puts you to the brink of rage? M. My girlfriend, whenever we watch movies/shows, won’t shut the fuck up. And she loves asking questions that I can’t answer because
-shocker-
It’s my first time seeing the movie tops what, do you just want to speculate with no info about every litttle thing?? Jesus Christ.
Yea, I just came here to rant because I was just watching mindhunter and she was asking something.

>>33910080
>How would anyone here know who you are or have any pictures of you whatsoever unless you posted it, or made it somehow accessible?
>hey guise, what are IP addresses?

Latinas are crazy but they drive me wild Im addicted

JH not like this saar pls sexy butiful

>>33910082
F. He takes teasing during sex too far. Like both verbal and physical teasing.

>>33910074
Someone like you constantly posting here can say oh you want that it totally doesn't affect you but clearly you have bottom of the pit self-esteem. This does hurt your feelings. This does keep you up at night. You think maybe several times throughout the day that you are a terrible mother and frankly just about anyone else would be better than you. You think about how you should give your children up. But ultimately your pride stops you. You post here where, of course, you're going to get some desperate use. They don't know what you look like. So, oh well, they can at least shoot their shot and hope maybe you're attractive, or they just keep it in fantasy. They know that they'd never actually meet you or see you, so it feels nice just to have a little faceless flirting and just imagine that you're not fat and disgusting. But in real life, no one would dare touch something so grotesque, and you know it. That's why you have to fish here for attention.

>>33910085
Would your spamming ass stop mentioning me in your garbage posts? Leave me alone, creep.

Korraposter pls marry me I am lonely desperate indian moid u like the sex maam

>>33910082
M
never had a partner

>>33909720
F
that shit is stupid and only for the most immature fucks

How to have sex:

>>33910087
>thinking giving anyone anonymous attention on 4chan actually bothers them when they could just close the tab and do something else if they're not enjoying posting
By the length of your post, you essentially wrote her a personal love letter saying you acknowledge and think about her a lot.

>>33910087
You're not going to chase me off because I know you're actually way uglier than me because you are begging for me to feel bad so you can feel better about yourself as a cope. Since you're also here forever.

>>33910083
you cant get ip addresses from a 4chan post dumbass
and you cant do anything with an ip address either
the only reason they have your picture is because you joined some discord and decided to livestream your ugly mug

How to spoon:

Guys I'm really freaking out someone got my IP address. That means that they might be able to figure out what service provider I use and maybe even what city I live in... I'm really freaking out. It's all over, isn't it?

>>33910090
Fuck you bitch bloody I am 100% Brahmin bastard white bitch saar prostitute

Worst hours worst posters and jannies are asleep

>>33910091
Korraposter is married now and left.

>>33910101
Depending on how 1337 h4x0r they are, yes it could be bad.

I live in the Greater Atlanta Metro Area
oooo i just doxxed myself

>>33910097
More like every time I open up this damn thread, it's just her fat ass posting continuously. And that's kind of shocking because I don't come on here super often but there she is, every time. It's like she does nothing but post here. I can go weeks without coming on here, days. I can come on at various times of day and night and there she is. Like it's all she does. And every time I come into this thread, all I see is her shitting up the thread. I don't think about her if I'm not here, but if I am, I'm kind of forced to think about her.

>>33910099
>you can’t get an IP address from 4chan post
Yes you can buddy

>>33910101
Toronto pajeet?

>>33910092
How? Are you 18?

>>33910111
Does she actually have kids? How?

>>33910101
the data miners... they lurk.

>>33910112
4chan clears all metadata from any files posted, entjeet is very obviously bullshitting

>>33910112
>’
Hi, Jee

>>33910105
Not much I can do.

>>33910116
Is there actually a separate word for the data miners who aren't actually doing all the ones and zeros hacking, but they just continually lurk and accumulate info based on posters? Like they just save all your pictures and every time you mention the smallest detail about your real life until they accumulate a decent profile? Are those still data miners or do they have a different name?

>>33910114
unreal-sama..... its been so long

>>33910094
I love you.

>>33910111
You notice because she's a namefag. Plenty posters here post way too frequently, myself included. It only annoys you because you're forced to acknowledge it, which is historically relatable but not entirely reasonable.

>>33910121
they dont care
ive posted photos of my life with unchanged filenames from my phone for a couple years now and nobody has ever made any connection between them. no "oh hi XXXX-anon" nothing nada zilch. so i wouldnt worry about it

>>33910120
Deadass?

>>33910111
>help, I'm a noob and I can't use 4chanX because I'm a sensitive boy and am triggered by having to do two extra steps to ensure that I can't talk to one person instead of just ignoring them like a normal capable human!
Lol, lmao even.

>>33910121
autists

State gender.
How do you feel about bullying? How do you feel about the approach that we took to bullying? Is there any bullying that's okay or not okay?
I think that bullying someone for something that they cannot control like a deformity, a burn, a huge scar, being short or being ridiculously tall isn't fair because they didn't do anything to make that happen and they can't change it. But if it's something that they can change, they should be bullied, especially because we're trying to teach them how to function in society. No, you can't wear the butt plug wolf tail to school. You should be bullied for that. I think one of the worst copes of all time was teaching kids if they're bullying you, it's just because they like you. If they're bullying you, it's just because they're actually super jealous of you. If they're bullying you, it's just because they come from a rough home and nobody loves them. Bro, or you're just low hanging fruit and it's really funny.

>>33910127
He'd love me if I was a namefag

>>33910129
I tried to bully him out and he just ban evades.

>>33910132
>But if it's something that they can change, they should be bullied
like being a jew, gay, or a furry

>>33910112
No you cannot

>>33910132
M
If kids want to bully eachother let them. I'm not a kid, and I will never have any kids, so it's not my problem

>>33910141
I guess it's mostly directed towards kids, but bullying does still happen in the adult world. Bullying happens in the workplace all the time, and it happens in friend circles or social clubs

>>33910132
F
I think it's awful but theres nothing to be done about it. Human nature. I think we should teach coping strategies instead of making kids wish for a nonexistent kumbaya world

>>33910141
What if big tall muscly women bullied you?

>>33910136
That's because you can't bully away people who are so desperate for attention, they'll take anything they can get. We all remember that one kid from school who got continuously dunked on but it didn't matter. Sometimes he'd even do dumb shit that he knew would get him picked on, but he would prefer getting picked on and called a faggot and a retard over being ignored. Being ignored was worse than getting picked up and slammed into the trash can

>>33910144
not to me it doesnt
>>33910146
platonic bullying: ignore her
erotic bullying: act like a bitch so she gets turned off and leaves me alone

>>33910132
I think bullying is bad if there’s no reason to do it. Maybe family/friendly banter bullying is fine if it’s consensual, like me telling my older brother to go fuck himself and him punching me then me punching him, etc.

But if you raped somebody, then yes you should be bullied off the face of the earth. Killed someone in cold blood, bullied. Stole from other student, should be bullied, but saveable.

I also think bullies of the innocent should be beaten to a pulp. My younger cousin was bullied. Very timid kid, but easy target because he’s very short. Lucky for him I’m buff and box. I took a bat with me to confront those kids and i threatened to kill them and their families, and my younger cousin hasn’t been bullied again. Fuck going to a teacher. They won’t help.

>>33910145
Is all of it awful all the time or are there exceptions?

Is it to shallow to want to sleep with a guy with abs?

>>33910125
huh?

>>33910149
>brat taming tall muscly femanon
:)

>>33910148
Yeah, that’s true. I kinda thought I could siphon all the attention onto me but it didn’t work, he just feeds on it. I guess cold shoulder is the strategy.

>>33910152
Is it shallow that i want to fuck women with large offensive assess? Yes. But who cares? Humans are shallow and selfish. That’s part of life. It isn’t inherently bad.

ladies, here's the deal

i collar you, i take care of you, i provide you with a lavish home, everything we need to thrive, 2-3 orgasms minimum daily, you don't have to think about anything if you don't want but if you do input is welcome

in return you will be having and raising my children, which there will be a lot, and doing important work keeping our home

>>33910152
No, I'll allow it

>>33910153
What's so confusing about me saying that?

>>33910152
Sort of, but not bad. Like how I love girls with big asses.

today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. here's tom with the weather.

wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

>>33910152
No you dumbass that's biology. You want a healthy strong partner that seems to have good genes to pass on. Is it shallow for men to want to thin petite waste a big fat ass or big juicy titties? No, those are just sexual parts that he's attracted to. I guess some women call it shallow because they don't have any of those things or they want a specific man who wants one of those specific features and she doesn't have it, but that doesn't make him shallow. He just wants a mate that's sexually attractive.

>>33910156
nah that would give her gratification which i must deny

>>33910161
it came all of a sudden

>>33910132
I’m not gonna mention where I live, but as someone who worked in a local public school, bullying for teenagers is pretty much fucked becasue it’s usually gang members doing the bullying. Theres no winning unless you also have gang friends and then it turns into a gang war. If a normal dude gets targeted by them
>beats up Bully: gets jumped, stabbed, etc. if he’s even more unlucky they’ll still target him but do it as a group so he can’t fight back
>avoid bully: continue to get bullied until they, hopefully, are bored of you

>>33910157
There is ancient wisdom that we have forgotten. What do you do to the troll? You starve him.

>>33910168
so glad i live in a white country

>>33910151
I don't think it's good there are other ways to let people know they are being antisocial like when they bring furry porn to school. Idk/ nbullying doesn't really work on them either it just isolates them and makes them more addicted to it because it's the only comfort in their life

State gender and how frequently you masturbate

>>33910172
M
2 - 3 times a day

>>33910172
M. When I’m out the house 8+ hours a day maybe twice ( morning and night).
Weekends or when not working or mostly inside the house (usually 3-6 times on average)

Women,
Which one?
My goal is 10 percent

cocks are so stupid

>>33910172
M
from every other day to once a week

>>33910152
About as shallow as me saying I mostly want to fuck women with huge tits which might be to some since it's not exactly easy to maintain visible abs for some people
I had to drop to sub 10% bodyfat before I could see mine clearly but by then I looked like a cancer patient so I gave up on the idea.

>>33910159
Okay, I'll bite. My big problem is if I'm alone taking care of the kids and the house. Do I have help? Is there someone to help me make sure that I'm able to get all of the house clean and actually kept in good condition? I'm not asking for a maid or something, just someone to help me so it's not all my burden. Is there someone to help me with the kids? I'm not asking for a nanny that does all of the child rearing, but just someone to help me during the day so that if I'm taking care of the baby and I'm nursing, I don't have to worry about what the three-year-old and the two-year-old are up to. Since you want so many kids, that's a lot of toddlers to keep tabs on all the time. Or if I have severe morning sickness, I will need help to take care of the kids because I will not be able to take care of them as well as I could if I wasn't vomiting constantly. Will I be able to still engage in hobbies like gardening because I have helped to watch the kids during that time?

>>33910172
F
2-3 times a month

>>33910166
Oh.. sorry, it's probably not going to help but I'm the anon that called you my favorite.

>>33910177
good thing you can go your life without ever seeing one
i have to hold mine when i piss

>>33910176
Depends. On a non steroid user I prefer 15-20. They’re pudygy enough where they look bulky, but still low enough body fat to not just look like they can’t take care of their diet..

>>33910171
What's your proposal instead of bullying to teach things that are socially unacceptable?

>>33910172
M
Depends on the season and how busy I am. Twice a day in warmer months, once a day in colder months, and sometimes there's a gap of 1-3 days in either if I'm busy.

>>33910159
>collar you,
No
>i take care of you, i provide you with a lavish home, everything we need to thrive, 2-3 orgasms minimum daily,
Bare minimum.
>in return you will be having and raising my children
You will be doing 50% of child raising if I'm actively breastfeeding or no deal.
I have feed my boobs to feed the kids.
>which there will be a lot
You better have A+++ health insurance because I'll be fighting to maintain all my bones after 3.
>and doing important work keeping our home
No, outsource or you provide that bar decorative and structural issues.
If that is too much, you are not ready.

>>33910183
M
im jelly
i used to be like that in high school
now i fap too much

>>33910172
F
Never

>>33910192
I have depression

>>33910177
Why? they are just there

>>33910188
Let people choose to be socially unacceptable and let them face their own consequences like social isolations . It’s one thing to bully someone, but it’s better to keep away or ignore them.

>>33910182
yes. between myself, family, and hired help, and eventually the older children, you will have help. and gardening will be something we can do together on the homestead.

>>33910194
me too
maybe i need to get more depressed

>>33910188
I don't have one
I think kids need more sturcture. Less screen time more sports more religion and more education. They get some free time and they immediatley go for bullying and sex and drugs.

>>33910146
Can't bully the willing.

>>33910196
*beats them up*

>>33910176
)^:<
Get this shitty chart out of here. That's not accurate. And if you do anything in the fitness space, then you know that. 9% is so low, it's visible muscle striation. It is extremely difficult to get there, and most men never will. Ever. Especially not without gear. It's very well known that most women like 12 to 18 percent body fat. You can only get away with higher than that if you are extremely buff and she can see all of your muscle mass underneath your fat and you still have that great gym body shape.
Ignore caption I'm too Lady to crop but this guy is peak sex to a lot if women. Hes easily 20% or higher but hes so buff it doesnt matter. Thats +5 years in the gym daily.

>>33910191
>health insurance
lol this family has its own doctors

State gender.
What’s an indicator in regular conversation that someone is a “serious” or “hardcore” internet user? I just learned none of my friends know how to pirate video games and I assumed that was common knowledge. They thought I was some genius but maybe I’ve been too computer focused.

>>33910156
>>brat taming tall muscly femanon

finally, someone who GETS it.

>>33910053
>obese
why are you making things up
>>33910056
oh i go on tiktok once in awhile buti'm clearly out o the loop. i'm just wondering and worried about making him self concious because he does it to himself
>>33910067
we're more so in a situationship than outright calling eachother bf/gf, but he does consider me his bestfriend since before we got intimate. he's a
open about his issues but i can tell stuff bothers him, and wonder if there's more he's been though but I know he's experienced terrible stuff growing up like abuse as a child :/
>>33910079
>>33910075
no he has that fire ottermode body
why are you so pressed

>>33910201
Wait but back in the day when there were no screens, bullying was even worse and way more aggressive, especially towards things that could not be changed or controlled. The screens came and kids especially teenagers became way more degenerate and then it became more acceptable because we said no bullying ever and then the kids found online social circles that said what they did was okay and there were actually a lot of people that enjoyed being degenerate. The screens catapulted it, but bullying didn't just come into existence the second iPads were invented or PCs.

>>33910204
you know the guy in the picture is angle frauding
i forget but theres a photo from another angle with different lighting and its night and day, doesnt look nearly as good

God, I wish anime girls were real.

>>33910156
>tall muscly femanon
>posts photo of a loli twig
>is actually a hamplanet

>>33910215
>bullying was even worse and way more aggressive
Because everyone was eating lead

>>33910216
It’s definitely Angle frauding but he’s different passable to most women. He looks like he goes to the gym even if he’s not low body fat. Besides, all he’d need is a cut and everything would be good.

>>33910203
that hurts

>>33910216
Yes it's an infamous picture that is extremely old. The point is just that look in particular. Buff enough that you can see definition in his arms, but he doesn't look particularly doughy in this picture. More like fluffy. I'm sure that from a better angle you just see fat but its a good example of what's acceptable

>>33910174
Do you do them in one gooning sesh? I usually do that
>>33910175
The morning ones kills you
>>33910178
Same
>>33910183
That's me on a long streak, also when i had depression i was like that as well.
>>33910193
U sure?

I tried camomile tea. It's pretty good.

>>33910156
What is brat taming other than women being annoying and you fucking them? Sounds like how things usually are

>>33910194
the weird thing is, that i was definitely happier when i was in high school compared to now
i didnt think it at the time lol but ive gotten so much worse

>>33910132
M
Bullying bad. There are better ways to develop all the positive qualities bullying could possibly instill, but it also leaves a lot of people emotionally crippled for life, or vengeful.

>>33910226
Same, but I think I just benefit from structure and forced social interaction. I couldn’t avoid interaction. I didn’t even look for friends but I ended up with them. There’s nothing forcing you to interact as an adult, unless your co workers are very into you.

>>33910225
Brats are trying to annoy you intentonally so they get fucked harder

alright so my gf knows i am goddamn pathetic sub. tonight she was jerking me off, her feet in my face, while she starting bullying me and asking me what kink i am hiding from her. wtf was she looking for? she was persistent and now i am wondering if she got into my porn collection. what could be worse than feet/femdom?

My arms and back are definitely my most muscular parts, unfortunately my chest and shoulders are not

>>33910155
>>33910202
>>33910211
You guize~

>>33910235
Whoever edited that photo should be fired

>>33910235
Women built like this deserve to peg me

>>33910231
yeah same
the only reason i have friends now is because i had to live with roomates in my 1 year of college before i gave up
if i went straight to trade school out of high school i would have zero friends
im lucky

>>33910226
I am much happier than I was in high school but it's still not peak happiness

>>33910132
M
Depends on what you mean by bullying, but I believe that conflict is sometimes justified.

>>33910240
except the dude goes to 4chan instead of the gym, then commits suicide

>>33910237
>>33910238
It's a shitty cover for shitty women's porn. What do you expect? Most women that actually get that buff or buffer around steroids and have clits big enough to be mistaken for small cocks. If you actually want that, go ahead. But they're also decently rare.

I want a husband life is hell on earth doing everything alone is pointless

>>33910240
As I said, there are better ways to instill these positive qualities, and in reality bullying makes a lot of people scarred for life or vengeful.

>>33910244
There's actually an old edit where he goes to reddit and they call him a big chungus perfect body sex God thats unappreciated

>>33910235
women built like this deserve to be pinned to the floor and fingered to orgasm after orgasm against her will

>>33910239
Although I will say I’m better in almost every other aspect. I look better, feel better, happier, have more goals. I just have no friends or lovers. And meeting new people was something I’ve never done .
Not to say I don’t go out, but I’m always alone. I went to a play last week, was alone. Went to a concert, was alone. I feel invisible. It’s weird but comforting. Almost like if I took a break off work then disappeared no one would notice until my parents called.

>>33910234
Have you considered, I don't know, doing push-ups and lateral raises? Maybe even benching if you feel so bold?

Lmao winter driving is a trip, especially with this snowy slush shit. I’m slipping all over

>>33910132
Is withdrawing support bullying? Because sometimes you gotta do it.

>>33910234
Do dips and OHP.

>>33910252
I only go from home to work and back
sometimes i visit my old roomates and hang with them but i can never make connections with their friends
i just dont "click"

What are average dudes doing differently than non-NEET Incels that gets them laid?

Men, would you explore bush?

>>33910261
Making their intentions known. No girl is gonna find me doing donuts in the parking lot and go “damn I will have sex with him”.

>>33910261
Their average, they're just normal. They don't give off that desperation stench. They're not constantly high anxiety and depression. They don't scare away women.

>>33910253
I bench more than my bodyweight and lat raise 20's with decent form for a 3x12. My biceps are good despite not being very strong with them and my triceps are good and I'm strong with them
>>33910258
135lb ohp max at the moment. The biggest thing is losing weight because I have no definition

>>33910261
theyre lucky enough to have the right things happen to them at the right time

never have I ever nakadashi'd a woman. but I'd like to!

>>33910267
This is a post for fit, I suggest you go there instead, but if you insist that you're doing all of this and yet you have no growth and no definition, then you're doing something wrong. It's time to move up in weight big boy. High intensity, low volume, same formula, there's been since the dawn of time. We do not necessarily need to eat big, literally maybe just 200 additional calories of straight protein if you can manage. That's it.

>>33910267
You don’t need much definition. I haven’t cut in years after I did a bulk just because I like feeling stockier, and I’ve still gotten compliments at the beach and in the bedroom. And this is with me knowing my arms and chest would look way better after a cut. I don’t have abs either right now.

>>33910271
just say creampie you weaboo faggot

>>33910261
>background of social success
>stable and expanding friend group
>having a job
>having stories to tell
>asking out a lot of women

>>33910261
Penis

How would you comfort a woman having a panic attack? Asking for myself

Is it a red flag for women if a guy is still inexperienced in his mid 20s?

>>33910279
Huge her and pat her head

>>33910279
>so should I until my pants right now…ahahaha we have to hurry, my dick is shriveling up. Sucking it will calm you down, trust me. Think of it like your a baby sucking a pacifier.

>>33910273
It's frustrating because I have clear visible veins in my forearms for the first time in my life and even a hint of quad separation but still have like an inch of fat on my stomach and chest fat

>>33910273
OK post body

>>33910279
idk. give her my shoulder to lean on and tell her "its going to be okay"

>>33910262
I'm confused by this question. It seems to be some sort of question related to pubic hair but you don't "explore" pubic hair. I've explored many bushes of the shrub variety. But I do not explore bushes of the groin. That isn't really feasible unless they are a giant or you are 2 inches tall

>>33910288
No, why would i do that? So you can jack off to me?

>>33910261
Being tall.

I want a moid to nakadashi me while he watches his favourite anime

>>33910291
NTA but yes.

>>33910280
Yes, it is over for you. Every women knows and they talk about it behind your back

>>33910287
Son, I'm sorry to tell you that's just where you store fat and that's not uncommon. That's where most men store fat. There's a reason why fat men are not shaped like squidward in the patty vault. That's how women store fat. Estrogen makes you store fat on your extremities, specifically your hips, butt, and legs. Men store it on the abdomen. It's the last place where it will leave. Just go back over your diet, cut the fat when you need to cut the fat.

>>33910279
The cause is probably hormonal

>>33910294
Moidest of hands

>>33910291
So I can point and laugh at how fat you are.

>>33910304
>fat
Projection. It’s okay to say you like men.

>>33910290
>I've explored many bushes of the shrub variety.

>>33910303
Not a moid, just a horny biological female weeb who felt like playing on previous anon's posts.

>>33910279
I just go over grounding techniques, go for the usually strongest senses, like smell and sight. So give them something that smells comforting that makes them feel better. Remind them of where they are if it's a PTSD-related panic attack. Remind them that they are in a safe space, they can look around and see that it is a safe space and nothing bad is happening. Put on audio that they really like. I will not touch them unless they specifically find comfort in touch, and I will only do it in ways that they have already said they specifically find comfort in. If taste is particularly strong, I might get them a peppermint if that's a taste that they like or some other hard candy that they find very relaxing and soothing. Hell, maybe a mental cough drop if that's something that they really like that brings them back and reminds them where they are and that they're safe.

>>33910279
Hold her close, and maybe sing to her.

>>33910299
So that explains my love of fatty foods. I'll get abs even if I have to get to 135lbs to do it

>>33910294
just say creampie you weaboo lesbian

>>33910307
Ok, sorry

>>33910306
Do you not know what a shrub is? Fucking dumbass, how do you even function and get by every day?

>>33910312
>want a man to cum inside me
>lesbian
??????

if a woman has sex with me on the first date, does that mean she doesnt see me as boyfriend/husband material?

Women,
Would you suck my sweaty cock and sniff my stinky balls after I workout?

>>33910316
>look at this newfag not knowing jefafa dun-ham

>>33910317
i didnt want to just call you a faggot too

>>33910319
Describe your body

>>33910225
It's about the futile defiance. Like when a girl wrestles you trying all her might to overpower you, then you pin her down with one arm and play with her tits with the other.

M. Am I egotistical and delusional if I think
> I can convince a lesbian to sleep with me?
>I will be the best sexual and romantic partner of every women that’s sleeps with or dates me
>if I were in an orgy or gangbang, most of the women would gravitate to me

>>33910305
>yeah man I don't cut
>i just keep gaining weight
>fat?!
>uhhh.. Y-youre projecting!
>gay boy wants to stare at my big supple man breasts!

>>33910318
means she's a fucking whore and u should tell her to leave u alone

>>33910325
This body is hot though. Imagine the hugs.

I am a metaphysical solipsist. I believe that only I exist and that other people are figments of my mind. Hallucinations, if you will.

>>33910311
Well, how tall are you? If you're not super tall, then there's a pretty good chance that 135 is where you will be lean and shredded. Muscle is heavier than fat yes, but it's also way more compact. At 5'6", 135 is lean and cut. At 5'10", that's like 150, 155 maybe?

>>33910319
yesyesyesyesyes pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
>>33910325
If he were hairer and didn't have a baby face, he'd be hot as fuck.

>>33910328
Ooooh you want to trade me your entire rs3 bank.

Women

When its.... that time of the month, what is the best way to deal with you? Just completely fuck right off? That's what I think but I don't really know, i've never had to deal with that sort of thing

>>33910322
Buff with a 4 pack
>>33910330
lmao, we got a keeper

>>33910319
Let's start with the wrapper. Gym pants on face rubbing on crotch.

>>33910334
Depends on the woman. For me…do you like period sex?

>>33910335
Let me see...

>>33910327
>>33910330
Gentlemen, this is why you shouldn't take a decent amount of "female" advice here. They will lie to your face to make you ugly as fuck.

I hate when men talk to me because when they stop I think everyobe hates me abd Im immediatkey irritable

>>33910340
Not tonight dear
>>33910338
Easy tiger

>>33910334
You typically have conversations with those women you like in how to interract with them on such occasions.
But after the initial pain phase I would like period sex to move it along.

>>33910343
Some people should have a breathalyzer hooked up to their computer.

>>33910347
Bitch

>>33910339
Wow, sounds bloody
>>33910346
>But after the initial pain phase I would like period sex to move it along
I thought you were a man

>>33910341
I'm not pretending to represent the average woman's taste. But I like what I like, and what I like is hairy fat men. But alas, I'm just one woman, 95% of you anons are in entirely different countries. Trying to appeal to my tastes is setting yourself up for failure.

>>33910261
Early socialization with women while having normal interests, hobbies, and behaviors that let women connect and understand them easily.
Your average autist who obsesses over WW2 era weaponry and doesn't talk to women often isn't going to get laid very easily compared to some guy who goes to concerts and bars every weekend and talks to women and their friends.

>>33910350
Pray tell, what country?

>>33910353
Canada

>>33910335
This you but foid?

>>33910349
Such a nice way to convey that you love sucking off mem.

>>33910347
>[0.16 B.A.C.]
yehyahh whekll i think ytoure a faggto

>>33910356
What is a mem?

>>33910357
I'm not drunk so this isn't funny

>>33910356
Men* fuck.
Now I have to go to bed for misspelling.

>>33910240
https://youtu.be/AAYcnSIdY0M
Lol, it's kinda real, maybe sometimes bullying is okay

>>33910355
No, I'm leaner than that

>>33910353
Oh OK brown and ignored.

I demand oiled up ab pics

>>33910363
Good night bro. You seem like a sound fella

Solid Snack

Big Boston

Revolver shartsalot

>>33910262
yes. and once collared i'd have you grow one.

>>33910369
>>>/fit/76791321

What are unrealistic expectations on men’s bodies in your opinions?

I’ve got a pretty sweet moustache for movember. This might be a new moustache era for me. Any moustache enjoyers out there? Or do women generally dislike them?

>>33910380
Going for both genders, but low body fat. Most American can barely keep any fat off of them

>>33910383
Moustache sexy yes

>>33910380
visible abs
actually being over 6 feet
basically everything im deficient in i cope by saying theyre unrealistic expectations

>>33910388
Hell yeah, one positive vote was all I needed to hear.

>>33910172
M
3 to 5 times a week, usually.

>>33910385
I think this is a self discipline issue. I’m an American who maintains around 12% body fat year round

>>33910376
Collaring the collective (you)'s eh?
Because I already have one.

>>33910380
>>33910385
I'd agree with low body fat, but I mean actually low body fat, like sub-12 is extremely difficult to have let alone maintain. That doesn't mean that it's totally unrealistic to ask you not to be fat. It's pretty easy to avoid being 25 or 30 or God forbid higher percent body fat.

>>33910378
I want to be able to post on fit without getting made fun of. I'm making progress

>>33910394
you literally just need to not eat like shit or ridiculous portions

>>33910380
I'll say minimal scarring. If you had a good childhood at all you have some scars, yet I don't hear about them that much

Still jeeted and defeated uh oh stinky swarthoid

>>33910400
This pretty much.

>>33910398
So post in the Fat Boy thread or the DYEL thread.

>>33910396
>Collaring the collective (you)'s eh?
huh?

once collared you would have access to daily mustache rides

but you seem too worldly

>>33910343
Hey dork I fell asleep

wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

conscious and subconscious?

yin and yang?

me and me?

wait, it's all me?

>>33910397
Maintaining between 12 and 15 percent bodyfat is relatively easy

>>33910410
forgot the pic.

>>33910408
I'd rather take my pleasure standing up.

>>33910372
Thotacon, Gay Fox, Ridin’ etc.

>>33910414
Forgot this one

>>33910412
https://youtu.be/KmXovGdyZpE?si=CJE0LG3bnyrHEXHZ

>>33910415
and you could have it that way, and long and hard as you want it

but you'd have to submit and do housework

>>33910422
>submit and do housework
Nah, I can do without you.

>>33910421
I stand by what I said + I’ve already watched this video

Why is the antichrist reading my mind and beaming my thoughts into everyone i talk to

>>33910426
So you know that most men will never actually get down to 12% body fat despite trying really hard, then how is it so easy if virtually nobody gets there?

>>33910425
that's fine, your loss

>>33910430
He told me you're gay btw.

Damn I forgot about movember, guess I can’t shave.

>>33910432
You don't value your own dream correctly so it will never come true.

>>33910431
I said between 12-15%, not exclusively 12%

>>33910438
>You don't value your own dream correctly
i value it enough to not compromise on a contentious woman with whom i'd be unequally yoked

>>33910132
M
I think bullying is as natural to children as playing. It's the practice of asserting themselves in a hierarchy, and that is primarily why they do it. With boys, it's typical that they will bully the weak out of disgust. With girls, jealousy is more of a factor and will feel threatened and bully. You can't really stop it happening, but you can manage the worst of it. The kind that is damaging long term. And yes I have thought about this before a lot, about how bullying enforces social norms that are probably for the best for society. We have an epidemic of furries and xe/xirs and mentally ill weirdos because they were not bullied sufficiently. That's what happens

Such a god damn process just to get some fat boring bitch to put out and make money. I dont care anymore. Wish i could just die but i need to leave a scar on the world.

What would you do in the situation?

>got two phone numbers
>no replies

Better than 0 numbers and 0 replies but still feels bad man. I wonder what I did wrong, if anything.

>>33910444
If a woman is doing all housework for a 5+ bedroom house she probably isn't going to have sex with you more than once a week due to stress. You're not mathing any emotions, my guy.
You don't have to compromise. You can die alone too.

>>33910449
Quit posting this shit. The obvious answer is divorce that stupid bitch. The only men that wouldn't whip her into shape or divorce her are the ones that are so pussy whipped they couldn't possibly imagine such a thing. They just whimper and "yes dear" to everything she says.

>>33910449
There should be polymarket but for women getting fat
If you know you wont get fat after getting married you can bet on yourself and rob all your haters

Men
Thoughts on short women over 250lb? Asking for a friend

>>33910453
yea, i've done plenty of housework in my life and it's not that stressful even with a fulltime job, which you wouldn't have

if that's what your limit then it's probably good you're not a mother.

>>33910459
>here comes the cosplay because I'm boring and need attention through someone else so they will definitely respond to me with a name on

>>33910459
Disgusting.

>>33910461
<:^(

>>33910459
A little too much for this gamer

How do i talk to more irl people? I stick to meeting women online because im paranoid about people talking behind my back. Im not shy. Online dating isnt enough though.

>>33910464
>>33910466
Sounds like you like sucking mems dicks

>>33910461
You're not talking about just regular housework, moron. You don't have kids at all and should remain childless.

>>33910459
Stop eating sugary garbage. I never exercise and im a healthy bmi because i eat like a diabetic. I will never have diabetes.

Women
Why is all the shows you watch just utter garbage? Genuine question. Not even trying to shitpost

>>33910470
my great grandmother raised 12 children and kept a home without any modern appliances or much help

i'm offering help and every modern amenity

>ALL THE HOUSE WORK!? GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID. STAY CHILDLESS

my goodness. good luck with your shitposting career

>>33910478
What do you watch you autistic incel

women do you like being called sweetheart?

>>33910479
I'd like to take the time to remind you that she does have a human child that she made with some loser. I want you to imagine that child's quality of life right now.

>>33910463
What actually is your weight and height? Be honest

Guys, what would you do if Giygas slapped your gf’s ass?

>>33910486
Pray from the bottom of my heart

>>33910481
Well I've recently been watching Stargate sg-1 and I like it. I'm nearly done the first season of Millennium and that's ok. It's been boring at times but when it's not it's good

>>33910483
*guy providing for a wife and kids on a single income*
>some loser.
xD you're brainwashed

>>33910479
You're a gold digger and women know that. Good luck with your outdated wish.
>I'm offering help
No tf you aren't or you'd help with the kids and the housework and have included that. Shut up, you're whiney.

Conventionally attractive man save me from my headache and nausea
amen

>>33910496
you don't have the reading comprehension to make the cut and i wouldn't want children this dumb so goodbye.

Today chad won against the incels, good vs evil is a real concept

the cosmic joke which is already innately known is that everything (every thing) is nothing (no thing)

we are nothingness made manifest and this is the only way anything can be here at all

>>33910496
>250lb woman is unfit to do housework
I'm not surprised

>>33910502
Yeah keep sperging mindbroken jeet I own your life :)

>>33910500
>>33910503
Cry more

Is it gay that I have thoughts of fucking my hypothetical clone if he were to exist?

>>33910495
But he's not. She's a single mom. It's just some loser that pumped and dumped her.

we are all one vishnu! kek!

>>33910497
Ugly man here. Hope your headache an nausea gets worse

>>33910496
>won't even wash some dishes or sweep the floor because it's "outdated"
Oh brother... one of "those"

>another match
>doesnt want kids

>>33910512
You can see why she's a single mom right?

>>33910261
Talking to women and having low standards

>>33910515
Yep... no one wants to deal with that self entitlement. That's exhausting

>>33910512
right

just flat out refused to do anything

>outsource it

and expects the breadwinner to do 50% of childrearing while she sits on her ass and shitposts all day

Misogynists, why are you gay?
How is it that you like dick so much that you want another one inside you, cumming?

>>33910261
Rizz
Not being a fat slob

>>33910520
Based study

>>33910506
He’s even copying my phrases, wew.

>>33910509
that makes sense, i thought that post was within the hypothetical

>>33910511
Nooooo :(

today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. here's tom with the weather.

wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

just a lil stage play of sorts. a little arrangement. a lil film or something.

>>33910520
Nobody ever thought that all the trash talk in MW2 match making lobbies would actually turn young men gay, this was the most dangerous aspect of kids playing violent video games

today a young man listened to tool for the first time and now he thinks he’s Alan Watts.

>>33910537
>video games will your son a school shooter!
>video games made my son suck cock

You're not an unattractive male, right?

>>33910541
Kek

>>33910546
>sees this
>goes to cons anyway with cool cosplay because the chicks there are hot and I don't care what a lame says

>>33910513
Who the fuck is that crow's eye?

Are there even any women ITT? It's just us guys it looks like, and like one tranny baiting

>>33910546
Holy fuck that chart is grim. PORN is below Crypto.

>>33910537
Men should be banned from violent video games until they're 25. They get too emotional.

>>33910555
That's porn as a hobby. Like the guys that go to porn conventions..

>>33910554
It was written long ago that there are no women on the internet

>>33910554
Bigot i identify as a woman when i reply

>>33910546
>>33910555
>11% of women find watching porn an attractive hobby

>>33910557
>250lb
She's a hefty cow
How many have you calved so far?

>>33910563
I will make her bigger

>>33910564
She'll be ready for market soon

>>33910546
Nope. MTG was a former vice of mine.

>>33910561
>the 11% is probably low ranking porn starlettes wanting to get ugly chudded.

>>33910343
SAAR! DO NOT REDEEM

>>33910524
Aren’t most average dudes chubby slobs?

>>33910554
Anon there were never women on the internet.

>>33910550
Yeah I don't see how cosplay is bad?

>>33910571
People became bimodal clustering around 6-7 and 3/10
Uglies let themselves go even further

>>33910574
Maybe they associate it with stinky weebs or something

>>33910563
Oh no, you must leave! The angry men here will yell and pound their chest to make you want to suck their 2" cocklette.

>>33910578
>MOOOOO! MMMMMOOOOOOOOO!!!
Easy girl, woah there

>>33910554
I'm here between tasks. The big issue is proving it

>>33910577
Think of all the hot guys or girls cosplaying as the hotties from their animes. I'd say it's attractive for both genders

>>33910580
post ovaries

>>33909720
M
people will cope and say not really
but if you missed out, you're fundamentally missing a part of human development that you can never fix.
The body doesnt develop something it doesnt need, like with languages, if you dont actively learn and use it, you forget it

>>33910579
You're turning japanese

I like tucking in my shirts!

>>33910580
I appreciate you for participating. This general is dead otherwise

>>33910546
>crypto
but it makes me money...

>>33910579
Anon, please. Come on. We are not in the year 2010. You can't call fat women pigs or cows anymore. They've heard all that shit before, and it doesn't really hit the same as it did all those years ago. You need to get creative. You need to think, and you need to hit where it hurts. Remind them that men will fuck them because men are desperate to get their dick wet. But no one actually wants to commit to them because they are not good for committing, and everyone knows it. You have to remind them that their folds stink and are constantly full of infections, and everyone else can smell it. Everyone knows how disgusting they are without their clothes on. Shapeware can't hide those fat flabby arms.

>>33910585
You're turning into BEEF next month. Eat up

>>33910581
Only thing that stinks is that my build (5'7 and muscular) doesn't have too many characters. I can only cosplay as Ryu so many times before I acquire karmic debt

ladies, if you had a 4" vagina but you meet the guy of your dreams except he has an 8" penis, would you learn to deep throat for him?

>>33910583
But theyre inside me

>>33910595
No

>>33910594
Why not just be the mini version of other characters? If you actually have the body type you're just not as tall, just say you're the mini version. You're the chibi.

>>33910592
ewww, no, yuck, I don't even want to say that nasty shit. I'm not that serious

>>33910600
My brain thinks every cosplay should be to scale with the real character. I'm no fun

>>33910599
my first gf did

and over a decade later she's still skinny

>>33910587
I do try.
>>33910595
Only 4"?... Obviously yes to oral, but that's just kind of on the table regardless if I love him. But I'd actually want penetrative intercourse, so we'd have to figure out a solution for that to go around my disability... What if we just used a short sheath? So I only have to take four inches of him, and the other four still gets that pocket pussy thing going on?

>>33910546
Here are the attractive hobbies included. I think women are lying about finding reading attractive, they're just saying that to make themselves sound smart.

>>33910557
Video games are literally one the first IQ filters for young men

>>33910607
>short sheath
that wouldn't be necessary, i have the skill to not destroy your cervix unless that's what you want and you can always ride