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Anonymous No.33920471 [Report] >>33920488 >>33920698
so I'm trying to figure out how to get a friend of mine to break up with his new gf, I HATE her and her existence has ruined my Saturdays as my friend only wants to hang out on Sundays now instead of both days like we used to before the appearance of this creature leaving me with nothing to do on my Saturdays, plus she ruined my birthday weekend with this so my hatred of her is never ending

please let the suggestions be realistic, i don't want it to be too obvious what I'm doing, I'm currently at a zero for ideas
Anonymous No.33920488 [Report] >>33920534
>>33920471 (OP)
Get a life.
Anonymous No.33920534 [Report] >>33920642
>>33920488
not a helpful or useful suggestion
Anonymous No.33920642 [Report] >>33920671
>>33920534
It's the only pertinent one. You need a life beyond a single friend. If you plan on ruining your friend's life, then you will be down to zero friends.
Anonymous No.33920671 [Report] >>33920684 >>33920930
>>33920642
its not ruined if he doesn't know its me which is what I said in the post, I may get lucky and it could fall apart on its own but that's a lot of patience and hoping as opposed to covertly doing something and making sure it falls apart and then fully benefitting
Anonymous No.33920684 [Report] >>33920707
>>33920671
So, your plan is to be a horrible fucking person because you have no life and are jealous…
Anonymous No.33920698 [Report] >>33920705
>>33920471 (OP)
>so I'm trying to figure out how to get a friend of mine to break up with his new gf, I HATE her and her existence has ruined my Saturdays as my friend only wants to hang out on Sundays now instead of both days like we used to before the appearance of this creature leaving me with nothing to do on my Saturdays, plus she ruined my birthday weekend with this so my hatred of her is never ending
nigga you gay pray to jesus
Anonymous No.33920705 [Report]
>>33920698
nah i have no romantic feelings for him, i just literally have nothing else to do
Anonymous No.33920707 [Report] >>33920772
>>33920684
pretty much, call it what you will but its a full win for me
Anonymous No.33920772 [Report] >>33920781
>>33920707
Great, a sociopath
Anonymous No.33920781 [Report]
>>33920772
meh, call it what you will, regardless that the hope and i need suggestions on how I should accomplish my goal
Anonymous No.33920930 [Report] >>33920972
>>33920671
>if
He will. And just as importantly, you will.
Anonymous No.33920972 [Report]
>>33920930
again how would it be an issue if its unknown, i can be sneaky if i have to be

this is all arguing over wording though, i need to know what to do, not info about potential fallout