Thread 4994807

Deer Thread

Nothing bad will happen to your mother if you do not deer ITT.

Better safe than sorry though.

>>4948366 - Previous Fawn

That blind doe lived a long time considering all the cake and spaghetti.

Why did we end up with goats instead of deer? Deer a so much nicer to look at.

>>4994808
Wife material

>>4994923
It's all about how an animal lives and how they move naturally that lends themselves to domestication. It's why reindeer are domesticated but meece aren't. One lives in polygynous herds and circles predators, one is a lone violent monster.

The humble domestic deer

>>4994997
Can you pet them?

>>4994997
I toured some deer farms on New Zealand for animal business. It's crazy how similar but different they are to traditional animals. This looks like a deer exhibit. I missed the last good animals exhibit because I was sick.

>>4994977
>>4994997
im always sad to see deer enclosed. they deserve to be free more than most animals. if they like you, they will come back of their own volition.

>>4995004
What has your experience with deer been like?

>>4994807 (OP)
do not the deer

>>4995290
They're just extremely prone to stress in that setting. And because they can jump so high the fencing needs to be extremely over the top. I can see why they're not farmed widely. The handling equipment looks strange too. It's like they need constant reassurance or they just play the capture myopathy card. Ones that have been bottle raised are really nice but you can't be rough with them like how you'd play games with a horse.

>>4995293
A /k/ is missing.
Do knot the deer.

Hello I have a problem. I have accidentally chased a mother deer away from its child, which is now sitting in the yard alone.

Will the mother come back or is this thing doomed>

>>4995583
>he pulled off the ol cuck-a-buck
Raise the deer as your own doeghter

>>4995589
I'm not a zoophile.
The mother was out in the yard grazing, and I let my dog out to chase it away. But the deer stood its ground and charged my dog. I thought the thing must be rabid or diseased or something so I went out to chase it away.

After I chased it away I found the fawn laying down hidden in some bushes. Now I feel awful.

>>4995594
>instantly thinks of being a zoophile when told that the deer is his now
Anon... they're just cute pets.

The deer is yours now. The mother might not come back.

>>4995583
the good news is that you are eligible for child support payments, but good luck getting that whore to pay.

>>4995583
leave it alone retard, whats wrong with you, she will only keep her child there for like a day max and then they will move on.
dumbass, dont touch the fawn

>>4995625
See
>>4995594

Anyways the mother came back, thankfully. They are reunited and off to do deer things.
Fawn had to spend about 45 minutes alone though.

>>4995626
Why are foals 90% legs?

>>4994808
Very well groomed deer.

>>4995704
their legs are their most important survival feature.
also wtf do you mean by foal???

>>4995749
Come on now that's like 80% legs

>>4995767
and 19% ears

>>4995704
>Long legs
>Feet shaped like high heels
>Fur pattern that draw attention to the rear
Man...

>>4996269
You are a threat to society.

>>4996279
Negative I am a meat popsicle

>>4996279
Deers aren't in society. They are all outlaws.

>>4995083
>gets hit by car
>>4995293
ok
>>4995583
picrel, but actually leave it alone. She will come back and both will go away.

most precious creature ever
https://youtube.com/shorts/gJptBwZrmYo

>>4996406
What is that weird little sound the deer keeps making?

>>4996501
deer babys are big babys, so they constantly call for their mom every time theyre lost or scared or unsure, or want food.
and thats what the little vulnerable fawn is doing, its called a bleat i think, but i call it a "meep" or "meh"

>>4997206
Unconventionally pretty

>>4997263
unconventional how?

ignoring all the big ugly ones, is the deer family just the bestest type of animals?
https://youtube.com/shorts/qjVlnIl8PM8

>>4997263
same chick

>>4997652
She steal my heart. She is pretty

>>4997652
Very cute. Are you a professional photographer or is it something you do in your free time?

>>4997652
Her chin stripe is broad and she has a long face but her eyes are more flattering here. I mean she is beautiful .

>>4998011
not a pro
>>4998239
her name is Madison Deer & she has an amazing tongue

>>4997206
Why the long face?

heres a deer i managed to catch just outside the lake where i live. her and her sister were just grazin n layin a little ways from each other, so i sat too n had a little smoke not far from the one in this photo, lookin at her the whole time. when i stood up to get on my way, i walked right by n they didnt care a bit. very cute i thought

>>4998953
heres another picture. i got one last one when i get back from work. it took my whole will to not try and pet them

>>4998995
compliment them. deer like foreplay.

>>4998999
what the fuck is up with the weird sexual implications? fuck off my deer friends are precious loser
also nta

>>4999118
/k/ memes turned people with unearthed zoophilia into deerfuckers

>>4999140
ive been seeing it on /v/ too with deltarune, i hate the superficial deer lovers, that will say they like deer, but the ways in which they talk about and represent deer is from purely surface level squarely human based interpretations, that dont actually appreciate deer for being deer, but instead for what they can represent.

i recently saw some dumb retard make a shit joke about telling their therapist that they have an urge like deer to stand in traffic! omg lmao so funny haha! dumb motherfuckers.

>>4999146
>>4999118
After covid, there was a slow burn explosion in interest in zoophilia. One day it was pretty rare and it was doubtlessly going to be the rare freak gooning to latinas getting dogged or an /an/ poster that wanted to fuck a lion. The next day it seemed as if everyone had fucked an animal or thought about it, and "feral" was the second most popular thing among furries.

I think its because everyone started fucking animals during lockdown. Especially literally any furry with a dog. Post-covid was also an explosion in really weird, nonsensical dog hate. I think that is coming from people who fucked their dog and regretted it, or really wanted to fuck their dog but unironically got turned down.

>>4999146
deltatroon fags are the worst. that shitty series reeks of neo tumblr.

>>4999192
why you make my cute deer friends look so wacky here. deer in motion always make sure to instill their presence of "too absentminded to ever hurt you"

look at da cute little fawn https://youtube.com/shorts/4AK67YMozEo

>>4999252
Very cute

>>4999252
This fawn is silent. Zero "blehhh"s.

Look at his white balls
Look at them

>>4999415
either shes not hungry, scared, or japanese deer are just different

>>4998999
Nice trips but fawns are not for sexual. Does and bucks are fair game though.

i wonder if something happened to her mouth or teeth for it to look like this, anybody have any ideas?
https://youtu.be/CgUK3IkQVQQ

>>4999492
I'd rather not

>>5000473
Why not?

>>5000477
I'm here for does

>>5000637
d'oh!

>>5000637
i miss my cute deer friends at da feeder

>>5000993
they will return in a couple months

head buck

>>5002040
goofy ahh cute mfer

>>5002040
What's the room they're in?

>>5002156
outdoors, in the wild, roaming my neighborhood, looking for love.

don't does do dubious deeds daily?

>>5002209
decidedly

>>5002209
A doe sneaks into my house at night and licks all my bread

>>5002317
bread has what does crave

>>5002509
Deer sneak in to eat all the baking yeast so they can sit by the fire and rise.

Deer and birb

step-mom, no!

>>5003640
Why is she doeing that?

>>5003743
Assuming its her fawn. Then Doe mothers do that to stimulate their fawn to poop, cuz they cant do so on their own. The other purpose is that eating their fawns poop, allows the fawn to remain relatively scentless, hiding them better from predators.

This pic is kind of sus because both deer look grown. But ive seen deer sniff other deer butts for some reason then just walk away

>>5003784
I seen a deer stand up and sit down at a bench before. Nature is a strange place when we're not looking.

d0es anyone have that oicture of the deer pulling the silly face?

>>5004557
There are a few of those

I've been for walks everyday for months. I see deer every single day now. This spring when I was going for night strolls, I heard very creepy noises coming from the woods. I believe it to be a buck. It sounded like an angry dog growling mixed with a human voice

>>5004582
She's looking at the camera and has her bottom lip kinda open like she's sassy

watch this if you needed to remember how fluffy and cute the deer were in the winter
https://youtu.be/4au7BTvOyaU

>>5004653
I can deer this all day

i know it doesnt seem like it, but deer have smaller noses than it seems

>>5004915
That's weird because they smell great.
>>5004897
I found it and I had the wrong animal. I woke up thinking about it too early apparently.

My cute little deer friends...

>>5004915
it's the paintjob that makes them snoofas look ginormous

need this to happen for me...
https://youtu.be/_YEQnilE2Z4

>>5007257
You just have to make them see that you are a source of minerals.

>>5007257
I sincerely hope the doe learned to actually live innawoods because since he had to publicize his videos swat teams were most likely already checking his place out a dozen times for the ILLEGAL DEER PET

>>5007306
>swat teams were most likely already checking his place out a dozen times for the ILLEGAL DEER PET
do da evil swatties really...

>>5007293
I legit dont even have any near me. I have never seen a deer in real life D':

>>5007324
Are you near forests? You see them pretty regularly if you walk on hiking trails. Like a day of hiking you will probably see 1-2

>>5007319
Happens to wild deer "owners" all the fucking time. For some unknown reason having a deer pet is supposedly literal devilhitler

>>5007257
every July I get a new batch of deers to groom. i'm on the 4th generation now, with #5 baking as we speak.

>>5007629
They're worried that the population will collapse if people have them prancing about in their hice

>>5007257
I'm jelly

>>5007665
or worse, the population will begin exchanging services for goods and entwine itself in the tourist economy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kRnVOOkrMQo

>>5007652
what the buck

>>5007742
>shorts
Not clicking.

>>5007837
He was a damn fool for not sealing the deal with that antelope.

How did they manage this?

>>5008875
probably a deer somebody is familiar with, they gave food to the actors, and num num num
the cute beautiful deer doe probably didnt look at everyone around her watching her because like i said, she must be very familar...

Friendly reminder that cows are just really really wide meadow deer

>>5009628
>just really really wide meadow deer
Yes, and thats why theyre less cure im sorry, their heads are so big, their eyes dont look as huge and beady eyes of my deer friends

>>5009788
>and thats why theyre less cure im sorry
deer nurses?

>>5009858
cute*

>>5009858
>deer nurses

deerGAWD...

Nobody cares about deers anymore.

>>5012171
>Tfw a doe will never crash into your bedroom

>>5012191
Bee mareful what ewe wish for.

my deer friends...

Any deer cams?

>>4995749
What a little slut
Needs bow correction

should i touch it?

>>5013091
Yes

Most beautiful thing ever https://youtube.com/shorts/vVI-tkLQ3nY
I need a deer friend so bad

>>5014541
why do people say that deer fur feels very coarse and unpleasant?
she looks really soft

>>5014559
probably because most people probably haven't been GODLY enough to touch deer unless they're already dead

>>5014541
Having a creature show you where to scratch and then scratching it is a fast way to make friends.

>>5014562
Most deer wouldn't even let you get that close. Hes known this beautiful doe since she was young

>>5014566
I used to work at an old Scottish castle when I was in uni. It used to be a park and the deer were so tame they'd let me put strawberries right into their mouth.

>>5014567
Maybe. But i doubt even tame deer will let you scratch them. Only feed them.

Deer simply just take literally any opportunity to MAYBE get domesticated. They want to be our pets THAT badly.

>>5014579
and yet we keep denying them.

https://youtube.com/shorts/uNiyQxtlnZw
Cute Deer Mom calling her fawn. I didnt know deer did that with their mouth when making noises

>>5014573
They let me scratch the face/ears but anything lower they went back home.

>>5014541
Lucky ass sonavabitch

>>5014662
Deer ears (dears) get larger every time I observe them. Some entity has changed them in reality somehow.

>>5014796
Theyve always had large ears. Their ears are bigger than horse's ears. And theres an entire species of deers named for how particularly big their ears are.

Pretty important for a prey animal I guess.

>>5014798
They were smaller in my day. Who is the ear deer?

>>5014798
Wait is THAT why they're called mule deer?

>>5014800
yes -_-

>>5014800
what is the right thing to do here?
just stop?

>>5014810
Blow on your human horn so members of your species come to your aid.

>>5014806
It's not that apparent. I thought it was something to do with coat colour. or half horse like those red deer/shetland pony hybrids that terrorized the highlands.

>>5014810
To me it kinda looks like the deer got spooked by the guy running, thinking that there's some danger abound hence following him but is also confused about him being so fucking slow (no 4 legs duh).
The deer doesn't look particularly aggressive

>>5014814
By abound I mean inbound of course.
Abound danger would be if there were several deer hunting that guy I guess

>>5014814
this. i dont think the deer was trying to attack him just follow him for some weird reason but who knows

>>5014817
I found the story, the deer followed him all the way home and made him bolognese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP05BgYyz_g

>>5014818
not a der but absolutely legendary video nonetheless. a true classic.

>>5014559
'cause it's filthy 24/7. dirt, bugs, etc.
>i touch many deer. babies are soft & bony; youts are nappy; adults are smooth but grimy. none smell bad.

>>5015121
well, they are wild animals, what wild animals fur wont be dirty?

also ive noticed that deer get mega fucked by bugs and flies the hardest it seems, mfers just love to harass them. i feel so bad for them, they even have to use their ears like swatters

>>5015130
They should just come inside.

>>5015131
Theyre animals...the grass is all they know...unless raised from young, but even the ones raised from young want to venture on their own eventually:'(

Would you sign up for a mission that sends you and three deer to a grass planet for a decade?

>>5015545
Cute little dumb buck. All bucks look extra dumb to me compared to does for some reason. Maybe its because they do nothing but chase around does

Doe wife

>>5017186
treat doe with respect, they want to be free, not with you

I love NOTHING more in this world maybe than cute beautiful deer friends!
https://youtu.be/-g8D_i5W1AM

>>5014814
>>5014810
Honestly she might have babies in the area and if you keep running she might run up and knock you down when you're not looking. Best thing to do there would probably stop running for one, animals don't understand that humans will just run for fun/exercise. They literally think you're attacking something or being attacked. Once you stop running, you can either stand your ground and act big and loud to scare it off, punch it if you have to, or you can act like a beta cuck and kinda face it but look towards the ground and slowly back away.

>>5018244
>punch it if you have to
dont. at most hold it or push it away if you can.

>>4994807 (OP)
What is the smartest breed of deer?

>>5018471
White tail for sure. Pretty sure theres this youtube video of a deer looking in a mirror and realizing its himself

>>5018473
Smarter than the blacktail? Sounds like racial bias to me.

>>5018473
Saiga have deep wisdom. That's why they are being eliminated. Reindeer have transcended by eating all the mushrooms and doing those strange deer meatings in glades. I have crossed over oceans of sentience to commune with them and they want better food.

>>5018473
agreed. whites are bright.

i have one smart doe that is teaching the others that i am their friend. she even communicates to me what she wants (move, feed, belly rub, introduces babies to me, etc) bitch knows my schedule too. one smart deer.

>>5018700
>she even communicates to me what she wants
yes, ive heard this said by deer friends who stay with deer for a very long time. the best is when a deer comes to hang out with you, even if you're not giving food, thats how you know theyve accepted your presence. its a very rare thing

>>5018700
>>5018718
they really to be our pets status: want

>>5018721
im not sure i agree. especially because even deer that become super friendly will disappear for a couple weeks or months, they really value their freedom much more than even dumbass cats i think.
and there are a lot of deer which are still mostly friendly because of food rather than presence.
most friendliest deers were literally raised by humans from young.
thats why the rare friendships that can be developed are so special

>>5018725
my wild doe has two kids... both have been taught to greet me, chill, play, even lead me to the tree leafs they want but cant reach. not dog smart, but not the normal holy-shit-he's-gonna-kill-us retards that make up most herds.
even the bucks are getting domesticated. which i find really odd as they usually bolt on sight. but with doe's example, they now do a happy trot to visit when I'm around.

>>5018744
>but with doe's example, they now do a happy trot to visit when I'm around.
does are matriarchs in deer society, bucks are just dumb guys that hang around and chase does

>>5018758
whyd she give the side eye so hard

How would ewe describe the smell of a deer?

>>5018849
Ive wondered this aswell, because Ive heard that they surprisingly smell good but I can mever tell if its just a joke or what

cute fawn siblings
https://youtube.com/shorts/8piqa467cK4

Derr

>>5021452
cute, thread saved

>>5021499
I will post more silly deer until more interesting content comes along

>>5021673
Fegging forgot deer

>>5021673
I'm working on something.

>>5021674
they are too precious

>>5021678
Oh yeah?

>>5021743
>are u a oat

>>5021775
>how carefully she's picking it from the hand
Insanely well mannered doe

>>5021780
Delete the blower in your mind and she'll look like she's loudly swearing, calling you names all angery

>>5021780
om nom nom nom nom

>>5021833
A deer came into my yard and called me all the slurs for horses once.

beautiful
https://youtube.com/shorts/153xPuBHMWQ

>>5023082
Apart from being cute deer are also incredibly decorative it's fucking insane

>>5023124
??? what do you mean by that

>>5023126
>random deer walks by
>your home is now instantly 3000% better looking

>>5023209
oh i thought you meant like mounted deer heads

so cute, she looks old tho

>>5023212
No. I don't like mounted heads at all or taxidermy. If it's not a sculpt, painting or something like that I want to see them alive since there's the biggest part of beauty

Can deer learn from each other? I live out in the sticks and I hate these motherfuckers so bad. If I so much as touch my car after the sun has gone down, it seems like there is a deer in the middle of the road, or one that just jumps in my way for no reason. I've taken to shooting them in the ass with an airsoft gun every time I see them on my property or out on the back roads leading to town, and I was wondering if the diminished presence I'm seeing means it's working or if it's just luck.

>>5025028
You should be shot. But yes they learn, even though they learn the concept of a road and "ownership" doesnt exist because its madeup, so even if they may learn to be wary of cars, they wont learn that they cant cross the road at a specific time right before some retard who lives in a society of abundance, wants to go out for a drive

>>5025073
For that faggy answer I'm upping it to 22lr so they leave with something more permanent then a sting.

>>5025028
You need that exceptional buck. That one buck in ten thousand. He can teach the deers to avoid traffic.

>>5025082
I'd shoot you.

you can't say endearing without deer

>>5025109
Wtf

So beautiful man, dudes living the life
https://youtube.com/shorts/koxfWchJVKE

guys I think his deer is autistic
https://www.tiktok.com/@fnas.stud/video/7504630419556551954

>>5025766
thats a horse

>>5025769
how do you know taht

>>5025766
>calls deer beautiful
>she snoofs calmly and makes squinty eyes
It's so perfect. As if she knows

I came face to face with this 10 pointer and his 8 point friend.

>>5026513
what are they pointing at

>>5026517
At that time? Me. I followed them for a while.

>>5026517
(you)

https://youtube.com/shorts/4AV2ZVO-zvQ
cute baby

Kiss my white furry ass

>>4994807 (OP)
cute

>>5028111
Dillie was a good deer. Sold to a couple and told she was a special kind of rabbit but she just kept growing but they loved her anyway.

>>5028008
>Male
No thanks

https://youtube.com/shorts/0XMYwrEDVxM
literally the cutest animals in existence

>>5028573
Damn Apple CDs are so hard to handle!

>>5028629
Yes, having hands is quite convenient

>>5028636
They really need to fine tune apples. Making them like this so only humans can eat them is a disgrace.

>>5028646
Horses can eat them because their mouth and teeth are just that big.

>>5028647
Horses are also freaks with lips that are nimblefingered just like a human hand in one of those one finger winter gloves. It really is freaky.
Deer do not have those hand lips so that is a big disadvantage for them.

>>5028652
>Deer do not have those hand lips so that is a big disadvantage for them.
good, it would make them uglier, sometimes beauty over practicality

>>5028682
Do not say bad things about the horse

>>5028708
kek wtf

>>5028797
They are just like us

>>5028812
who the fuck points at deer

>>5028871
I would especially if she was eating my plants

There is absolutely no empirical evidence that pointing with your finger at deer has helped anyone ever.

Every time I point at a creature the animal immediately explodes. It could be a coincidence but it's not worth risking it. After eight times I decided to never do it again.

>>5014810
He made the right decision.

Poor doe with the limp leg, I didnt even notice it at first.
She is so pure in the end even being nice to the buck that kicked her
https://youtu.be/CXXKqNKnM3o

Last week in Shenandoah NP

>>5029251
Apologies for the blurriness, didn’t have long to take the shot

>>5029251
>>5029252
Cool. Lucky to meet a deer. I havent even seen one irl

>>5028981
This. I had to start scolding a deer that tried having a bit of the birch trees I had just planted in my front yard.

waggling my finger and going 'don't be eating that'

>>5029481
https://youtu.be/XL-bAKRQfQE

>>5029675
As crazy as it sounds, I'm pretty sure it understood me. It leaned over and tried to strip some bark off it and I just started saying 'don't you eat that.' It stopped and looked at me, then while still looking at me leaned it to get it again and that's when I started the finger-wagging.

The doe just kinda went, 'oh alright' and rejoined the rest of the herd.

>>5029820
a powerful finger

>>4994924
It's an animal.

any deercore recs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7Wzugi2Ls

>>5029889
G-Gawdlike Album cover...

>>5029876
Out of 10

https://youtube.com/shorts/SRfVF2QIeuc
WTFFFFF some wildlife expert or animal scientist or whatever explain this right now??? ive never seen fawns fight eachother like this. My only guess, is its two twin buck fawns for some reason being randomly retarded like bucks sometimes are.
So much of the head bashing and thrashing looks similar to when bucks want to antler fight

>>5031082
I'm an animal and a scientist. Just looks like play behavior that will also make them better deer in the future.

>>5014800
FYI that's an elk (or wapiti for you autists)

Out picking berries this evening, heard a weird snort noise and looked up just in time to see the ass end of a whitetail disappear into the brush. Now I can say I had a deer blow me in my back yard.

The cutest animals ever.

>>4994807 (OP)
>Better safe than sorry though.
Well geez, when you put it that way I sure hope not OP!

love does long time

>>5034328
cute bears

beard*

>>5034341
Those are her chin scritch detectors

>>5034343
why does she need those

>>5034353
They bump their faec off the ground and die when ettating flowers otherwise

>>5034328
>WERE OUT OF CORN

>>5034641
I miss them

>>5034646
Are u a corm

Also, if everything goes well they will return soon. It's almost Autumn already.

>>5034570
Imagine being so close to destruction every time you want to eat. How scary.

>>4998999
>2701 legs
<_<

>>5029889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHFJLWayAI

saving da deer thread...
https://youtube.com/shorts/szbFPj4CXds

I am actually surprised that Key deer get posted so rarely around here

da fuq wrong wit dis nigga?
https://youtube.com/shorts/MBVbRCxWOqE

>>5036609
I wish a doe milf would beat me up

https://youtube.com/shorts/cufgIeH9kKw
my cute deer friends learning to navigate this cruel world

>>5037095
Is this close enough?

>>5037909
No

>>4994807 (OP)
Are there any goid books that focus on the various species of cervids and bovids?

>>5040101
deer are the only cute ones that matter so no

>>5007629
It's literally jewish deer sacrifice.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/513227831
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/513313084

>>5040251
No it's good public policy

Domesticating a native animal that isn't an apex predator that will gladly kill its domesticated lessers is a great way to fuck the gene pool. Simply farming wild deer created CWD. Stop owning deer. Leave the deer alone. They exist to trim plants, disperse seeds and get eaten by wolves and cougars.

>>5040254
Yeah, sorry no, you've been exposed. I realize this one of the things which has pissed jews off the most of all the things that have ever been posted on 4chan, so it shall continue to be posted over and over again. Your little war on Nature ends in your extinction.

>>5040257
>preventing people from interfering with nature is anti-nature
>you need to let me farm the retarded deer
>what could go wrong
>i'm doing wotans will, jew!

The year is 2050
Jews are extinct
Paleoschizo finally has his deer wife
Suddenly hip hop violins start playing in the distance
FEDS GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
Footsteps approach and stop, the door starts violently shaking
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL
His deerwife starts bleating antisemitically
BLM AGENTS ARE HERE TO KILL

>>5040260
Seethe uncontrollably, you already lost.

>>5040262
All animal rapists will be crucified.

guys he posted another ai generated orange deer picture this time it ends today for real

>>5040270
Here's a question: why /an/? Why does /an/ have the most dedicated, and fervent bots? Really makes one contemplate...

>>5040273
This guy may be chatGPT levels of stupid but he is not a bot
Behold
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/513227831/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/gN8640TdSYILDQegywuNlA/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/bg7BcB0kFpkmfUuirORuew/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/megaherbivores/
He's just retarded

>hey this is a cool rock i should stand here for no reason
>what's the worst that could happen

I agree that most people should not domesticate deer, seeing how some pets are treated by people, and the fact I recently saw a youtube short of people feeding deer candy. I dont really trust the average person.

But that's something completely different than somebody like this guy
https://youtube.com/shorts/cwuYxSDu1oM
Who can make an adult doe with babies play around like shes still a little fawn. This video made me so happy

>>5040278
>>hey this is a cool rock
I never even thought of it this way but they probably do see it as a rock

>>5040277
Oh no, at least some of these are DEFINITELY bots. They are active at all hours and have been for years. Their narrative, cadence and temperament never change and they can't read sufficiently garbled text. Most of this website is bots now, just like reddit. It matters not. Both the bots and the zogbots have each their place in their respective Hells.

>>5040277
Oh btw, I was talking about you, in case that wasn't clear. I know the way I post may be confusing to lurkers because it's targeted at them. 4chan is mostly a 1 player experience vs bots at this point, just like all video games. But there do appear to be rare lurkers and information from here does make it out onto the larger web.

>>5040283
You are off your meds

>>5040280
Deer do this on their own without cameras pointed at them. This deer is going to either attack someone or get attacked. They really aren't suited to being around humans.

Anyway, jews lost. Nature always wins. See ya.

>>5040289
Thanks there's another one for your post history
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/1kXQHFNk53oGswcm265plQ/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/PyWWfIDhCGP14VDz0AxbAQ/
Lol you are so retarded

>>5040287
>This deer is going to either attack someone or get attacked.
WTF are you talking about retard?
>Deer do this on their own without cameras pointed at them.
No, mostly fawns do this because theyre babies that like to play around with the limits of their activeness.
This doe is playing because her human friend is encouraging her and she has someone to play with.
If youve seen enough deer. Usually fawn twins play around like this, they often need somebody else to play with, not always but often.

Also kys, deer are NEVER harmful even when they are. Unless youre dealing with an elk, a deer is just either trying to get your attention or being territorial about their food or baby.

>>5040291
>WTF are you talking about retard?
The reality of wild animals. Deer are even twitchier than horses and even dumber as well. Encouraging them to be near humans is pure stupidity.

>>5040101
I think they're too diffuse for one book. There are a ton of reference guide but nothing for the general reader.

>>5025713
The jew fears this immensely

Dude wtf, deer are so mean to eachother sometimes
https://youtube.com/shorts/oHXxl6KCbHY
I expected this behaviour more in adult deer, especially males, but this fawn looks like its just bullying its sibling

>>5040560
It's sad to see when there's plenty of neighrishment to go around

>>5040560
I'm a good man but I'll still sneak up on sleeping lambs and give them a big fright sometimes. Sometimes you have to do what you have to even if you are a deer.

>>5041109
Someone stop this dastardly individual

>>5042690
That wasn't even the first lamb I got that day. A ewe even looked on in shock.

>>5040560
Deer society is very cutthroat. You don’t have friends, even the love of siblings, only other deer to dominate.

>>5043085
Not true, they have to be cutthroat for a purpose beyond themselves, or else they wouldnt operate in herds. This fawn sibling (assumption) was simply able to get away with bullying without punishment from momma doe

>just bought a small parcel of land in the countryside
>Show up on the first day to find a deer on the land
>Come back 2 days later and meet a family of deer right outside

We r frens

>>5043682
Looks like cute ass roe deer, second favourite deer type

>>4995626
>Fawn had to spend about 45 minutes alone though.
Normal. Doe do that all the time while they feed or lure away threats from the fawn.