>>4997763 (OP)
That's NUTS!!!!!

>>4998277

>>4998278
kek

>>4997763 (OP)

>>4998310
i'm afraid this is not a real gorilla.

>>4998315
It's Bigfoot!

>>4998310
Really? They spent how many millions of dollars of MY TAX MONEY to send a gorilla to space?? What the fuck. This is why i hate democrats....

>>4998278
gifs you can hear

>>4998306
how are they so sure the cat won't fucking maul em?

>>4998308
incredibly cute underwater woofers

>>4998313
That guy is so fucking incredibly lucky it didn't chomp his land in the process.

>>4998377
his hand even

>>4998373
The lion is already on top of you, what good is panicking going to do? Probably the tour guide is explaining "this is Mindy, a friendly lion who often visits our safaris, say hi," and that does a lot of good to help calm people down

>>4998374
Subwoofers

>>4998466
*lioness

>>4998466
>Subwoofers

>>4998278
Why are women useless

>>4998311
That second wall jump was so unnecessary. What a show off.

>>4998310
Still one of the funniest things ever done

>>4998677
It was to dodge her defense (arms). The cat in this gif did it, too: >>4998278

>>4998713
for a sec I thought it would be the webm of the whale dropping a giant stream of shit on the diver

>>4998298
>scientists fascinated by huge cock

>>4998373
If you have a 130 kg lioness on top of you panicking is the least helpful thing you can do

>>4998713
I wonder if whales see us as cute little pets.

>>4998713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZCM_SRP8Y

>>4998713
It must fucking suck having barnacles grow on your face

>>4998713

>>4998781
Please stop it with th AI bullshit.

>>4998786

>>4998298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM

>>4998826
Am I being detained?!

>>4998713
Imagine if you had to be in this situation and took the opportunity to punch the whale in the face. What would it do? Could it even understand the context of the predicament or would it just swim away confused?

>>4998278
This cat is so based

>>4998308
the really are the dogs of the sea

>>4998307
saintly

>>4998826
>THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

>>4998781
lol

>>4998826
sloth goin back to hogwarts lmao

>>4998307
hell yeah motherfucker

>>4998355
If I had trillions of dollars I'd waste it on stupid shit like that

>>4998308
TOTAL
ORCA
DEATH

>>4998305
that pig is out of control

>>4998697
What's the pelican trying to do here?

Fox runs onto the field and jumps into the stands during a college football game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMvXR3xFKSU

>>4998305
Under-cooked hog

>>4998845
I doubt it would even feel it

>>4998298
can someone replace the chicken with apu

>>4997763 (OP)

>>4999090
kek

>>4999090
why does he do it

>>4998845
it would be like you getting punched by a house gecko

>>4998281
spooky ghost

>>4998961
be annoying

>>4999105
love concussion

>>4998826
>shitty flute rendition of the harry potter theme.mp3

>>4998845
I wonder how many percent of Americans believe they can take a whale in a fist fight.

>>4999105
GIWTWM

>>4999277
It's like pottery

>>4998277

>>4997763 (OP)
'jak them

>>4998355
Yeah they used to just send astronauts without any gorillas but ever since that time they went on strike up in the space station they're allowed one gorilla per mission to use as they see fit.

>>4998281
>when the fish tap on the glass

>>4998933
>>4998937
Have you actually ever had suicidal thoughts before?

>>4999464
I could if he was brave enough to come challenge me.

>>4998781
>>4998804
The noose awaits you. It is inevitable.

>>4999792
Why doesn't it just eat him?

>>4997763 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0

>>4999854
the whale was too big to be ate

>>4999792
spEeEEEeeeEEeEEeEn

Did you know?: Roadrunners belong to the same family as cuckoos. 58 of the 150 species of Cuculidae are brood parasites #NotAllCucks

>>4997763 (OP)
I swear squirrels like showing off their athleticism

>>4997763 (OP)
Based old timer, he's the only one not basedfacing at a rodent running across his field of view, but rather displays a mere amusement.
I reckon in his darkest hour, a squirrel arrived.

>>4998768
they aren't barnacles, its actually skin clusters that also happen to be the perfect subsurface for filter feeders so its uncommon they have them latched on their body

>>5000317
Meep meep

>>4998278
Hell yeah. We need all the allies we can get against the vaginal menace.

https://youtu.be/8lJjnpQcFbs

>>5000330
fucking kek

>>5001023
>Video unavailable
>This video contains content from Storyful Managed, who has blocked it from display on this website or application
>Watch on YouTube

>>4999277
>humans

>>4998278
thot status: patrolled

>>4999464
If they're so big why won't they fight me?

>>4999042
I could try it but I would need a clean image of Apu just passively standing. already searched for on but I couldn't find anything

>>4998310
The dude trolled his whole team in space
Fuckin goals

>>5001278

>>5000315
>lizard suddenly remembers he's a registered sex offender

>>4998466
>Subwoofers
Kek, nice

>>4998826
"I didnt do shit! You cant prove anything!"

>>5001543
now I finally understand the purpose of those fat deposits in the FOREHEAD of really fat people.

>>5000334
I will not click this shit.

>>4999090

>>4998672

>>4998781
Many will say this is fake

>>5000334
This actually made me shit my pants. Not even joking

>>4999042
>>5001303

>>5001585
Fixed that for you

>>5001596
yeah also I shrank apu down so he would fit on the table but it kinda fucked up the outline. here is the version of the scientists without the chicken if. I just removed it with chatgpt

>>5001585
>>5001598
gay AI-generated slop.

lrn2shoop, faggot

>>5001548
>when the server has lag

>>5001596
>>5001585
he cute

>>4999277
Hope this guy found a passion and made a fulfilling career out of it.

>>5001612
yeah but shooping the chicken out would be haaard and time consuming

>>4998298
Scientists consult an eggspert

>>4998717
>breaking news
>OP vindicated!

>>4998912
>sorry boss, vulture deleted my code

>>5001680
carlos.

>>4998298
>>5001680
Eggheads consult an eggspurt

>>4999464
Depends on where we’re fighting. In the water the whale takes the win every time. In a Roman colosseum? I paint the sands red with an ocean of cetacean blood. HEIL CEASAR!

>>4998373
She clearly loves human men

>>4998313
holy shit it’s gabe newell on the left

>>4999464

>>5000317
Wait, roadrunners are real?

>>5000334
Holy fucking shit, you got me! Lmao

>>4998313
It also made the bird on the side stumble and almost tip over

>>5002155
Yes. I live in America but I'm from yurp. My neighbour was surprised to learn that reindeer are real.
>but how do they fly?!
"… Well, they don't actually fly, it's just a myth or faerie story, like lemmings jumping off cliffs to their deaths."
>LEMMINGS ARE REAL, TOO!?!?!
Actual conversation I had with this woman. I mentioned before how another neighbour gave up trying to explain to her that a window, a window pane and a pane of glass are different things and how she was surprised to learn that we "had the 80s in Europe."

>>4999464
What can it do? I just get behind it and keep punching it in the back of the leg.

Anyone have the webm of the seal and the cameraman startling each other?

>>5002388
Oh yeah i remember you. Can you please stop reminding us your functional retard of a neighbor exists? Unless it's to inform us that you burnt her house down?

>>5000029
Classic

>>4998713
>>4998773
i fuckign hate how small most animals are
why cant we have more giant animals to be bros with

>>4998804
When I was a little kid, that's what my grandma looked like.

>>5002388
What state?

>>4999090
>That shit eating grin
Little gremlin

>>4998355
I dunno man, I feel like this is the ONE good thing they've done for us in 50 years. The entertainment value cannot possibly be overestimated.

>>4998355
Wow dude theyre African Americans not gorillas geez

>>5003766
>OW WHAT THE HELL
>oh it was just a lion haha

>>5003766
rude

>>5000263
not true

>>4997763 (OP)
Average human reaction to horse c*ck

>>5002719
lmao
But the shit she says and believes are so entertainingly stupid! It's like… how did this woman live this long without Darwin Awarding in the process?
I mentioned before that she thinks China and Egypt are in Europe, right? I know I posted it on 4chan but can't remember if it was on /ck/ after mentioning some of the weird food shit she says and believes or here after some animal shit she's said.
>>5003501
Delaware, Philadelphia suburbs.

>>5003987
>89 years
you sure showed me

>>4999464
Anericans and their hubris

>>4998804
Feminists on a saturday night alone

>>5002888
Because if that were the case we would not exist or we would be limited to live all our lives in caves, can you imagine a giant ant?

Anybody remember this guy?

>>5004288
Why was he always kissing cheetas anyway?

>>4998305
the guy caused more trouble by trying to intervene.

>>4998786
Please stop being a bitch.
>>5001548
kek cute

>>5004289
if you were smart you'd do the same

>>5004289
Pure, uncut cheetoh dust

>>5004323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc0-wSQd-LQ

>>5004333
>333
Say what?

>>4998298

>>4999852
Calm down spaz

>>5004369
Ah, fuck.

>>5004295
many such cases

>>4997763 (OP)
So many effeminate men
This shit is sad

>>4998306
I love how lions are really just huge lazy dogs. The only felid that lives in packs.

>>5004625
My aunt kept lions in middle of nowhere Italy back in the day and there's a picture somewhere at my mother's place of me as a toddler looking at one lion's teeth do closely, I practically had my head in its mouth. I don't remember the encounter at all but there's a fucking picture of it.
Anyway, yeah, they seem generally pretty chill.

>>5000318
jazz crackrabbit

>>4998983
webm'd

>>5004677

>>5004517
rats* in the street, you mean

>>4998298
Yup. Thats a chicken.

>>5001550
>spits on it at the end

Now this is a real woman

>>5004642
I have the equivalent with a python. My mom's friend kept snakes and she thought a photo of me covered in a snake that outweighed me would be neat. I loved it but remember being surprised at how solid and heavy the snake was, for some reason I thought even my 9yo self could easily carry the whole thing.

I don't remember much but I think she said the python was harmless as it had been fed recently.

>>5004690
Ty

>>4998826
>Slotherin

>>5006639
You got me you fucker

>>4998756
>that scream

I can't even imagine what must have been going through that divers mind lmao

>>5004054
a single giant ant with all it's stats proportionately increased would be a juggernaut, plus spraying gallons of formic acid all over the place.

>>5000330
man it's really anything goes on japanese tv huh. What level of fame is this idol group at so I can relate?

>>5001023
every aspect of this video made me mad

>>5006700
No animal abuse please.

>>5001550
Hawk tuah, spit on that cat

>>5004517
Look at how they flee from fear of their own king.

>>5006889
me in the middle

>>5004517
its hard to believe jews are real sometimes

>>5004517
extremists are fucking funny

>>5000315
we gaan

>>5004903
Nigga, that's nice!

>>4999090
What kind of behavior is this? If he being aggressive but also too polite to bite?

>>5008569
>what is being playful

>>5000315
now that's a textbook skedaddling

>>5008569
My dog does this too, my best guess is play-biting without the nerve to actually bite

>>5008576
this little cutey can eat so many rabbits

>>5009515
bet there were dinosaurs you could have done this with
befriend a brachiosaurus as a dog-sized hatchling and 10 years later you've got a 20 ton walking natural disaster galloping after you every time it sees you

>>5008576
please free him

>>4997763 (OP)
>>>/wsg/5914283

>>5011087
man, there's some force behind those blows.

>>5004497
its jew york

>>5011084
>that dumbfuck is the logo of many universities and other egghead institutions and companies

>>5011087
what's with cats constantly beating the shit out of women in particular

>>5011116
>>5011092
it's a composite video you grandmothers, the cat was hitting something else and someone edited a woman being hit by someone else onto it

>>5011117
there's a million real videos of cats doing that anyway

>>4998306
Love how everyone is so chill about having an apex predator known for hunting is in their car, particularly the female one that is known for their hunting skill. But yeah, let's just pet it and chill (to be fair, I would too).

>>4999277
>Guy is having time of his life
>Dumb chola bitch in the back is bored and texting

Godspeed, nigga bro,

>>5012044
You don't know what a chola is.

>>5011116
cats are the ultimate thot patrollers

>>4999464
What if I just swam into its blowhole? What could it even do?

>>4998278
The first time I saw this gif I was crying I laughed so hard

>>4999095
>why does he do it
The face licking thing is a sign of submission to the pack leader in dogs, they understand that we arent dogs but in terms of pack dynamics it doesnt matter, any human is the pack leader so the constant submission signals because they dont want to get killed and eaten

>>5006895
you are her boob?

>>4998961
hat

>>5009515
It looks so happy
Do geese get attached to their owners? In most videos they try to murderize every human they come across

>>5013057
They absolutely do. We had a family friend when I was growing up who kept geese and they all loved him but at best tolerated other people. If my experience there is any indication, they get attached to one person and wish never-ending death upon all others.

>>5012714
Based

>>5013014
>so the constant submission signals

>>5013092

>>5013092
>shaved husky
i hope she dies

>>5006699
how much damage can a roo do actually?

>>5004690
how do critters end up in packed stadiums? Someone is purposefully releasing them in these events right?

>>5004517
they're all such cowards, it's no wonder they have to resort to nepotism and tricks to achieve success.

>>5013116
no idea. Seeing them up close in a zoo I thought they had nasty hands to claw at you and their back legs probably pack a nasty kick. But everytime I see some random vid of an australian approaching a kangaroo they seem to have 0 fear of them, so they're probably real stupid or otherwise unable to beat humans to death. I could be confusing wallabies and roos though.

>>5000330
That frog is so fucking fat. It's adorable.

>>5012042
At that point there's nothing you could do anyway.

>>5013116
>>5013122
One thing a kangaroo could do is seriously fuck you up with its kick and the clawed foot.
BUT roos are fucking stupid, docile and would flee or be too confused if you stepped to it for a fight.
You've no doubt seen those pics of those big swole red kangaroos but most roos people encounter are the smaller grey ones that live in the greener areas where people live.

Big red = 100+ kg - up to 3 metres. Lives in the arid areas. Could fuck you up if you encounter a full grown alpha male.
Grey = half to 2/3rds of what a red gets to and lives near the coast/green parts of Aus. You could most likely win a fight with one if you avoid getting kicked, get it in a headlock from the side, take it to the ground and choke it out.

Reminder that kangaroos are abundant in Australia and are hunted and eaten. Many people have wrestled and fought kangaroos for lulz doing hunting excursions and death by kangaroo is quite rare. You're more likely to die from a car accident hitting a roo than an actual roo attack.

>>5004497
It's a squirrel popping up suddenly a foot in front of your face in the last place you'd expect to see a squirrel. If you're startle reflex doesn't kick in at least a little, there's something wrong with you.

>>5001956
How about a roman colosseum flooded for a mock navel battle?

>>5000334
If I see a spider that big fuck you I'm not going near him. You just know he got that big for a reason. That's his wall now.

>>4998903
>>4998374
they are actually closer to bears in terms of behavior. They are really not social and very playful, just like bears. In fact it's their closes relatives

>>5013861
>t. A penguin

>>4998466
>Subwoofers
lel

>>4998961
Coax him into the heist he mastermined

>>4998310
System shock II remake is looking good

>>5008576
:(

>>5013861
No, that's seals. Sea lions are quite social and playful. Seals hate you and everything you stand for.

>>5004642
wasn't there a movie about this

>>5004288
>>5004289
>>5004338
normally it is cheaters that are given herpes, in this case its a cheetah.

>>5015521
why can't bears be our friends

>>5016244
Maybe? I certainly don't know any movie like that. Are you thinking The Durrells? The TV show of the life of young Gerald Durrell and his childhood in Corfù? Corfù used to belong to Italy. They never had lions on that show afaik.
Anyway, aunt had a rather large property, EXTREMELY uncommon in Italy, where she also grew grapes for wine as well as saffron. She also had a pair of donkeys and at one point was caring for an elephant.

>>5016526
They find us unbearable

>>5017150
Arrrgg and kek

>>5016244
"ROAR"

>>5000315
BEHOLD
A MAN

>>5016526
I'm sure with enough time (and selective breeding) you could get some docile bears. I don't know shit about truly domesticated bears

>>4999277
Wtf was the first one? Legit looks like a dinossaur

>>5009580
he's serving a life sentence for crimes against humanity

>>5013356
>navel battle

>>5019811
Kinda resembles a weird muscovy duck though the beak/bill seems too pointy and the frontal shield looks entirely off. All I can say for certain is that it's an aquatic bird.
Also, we eat guinea fowl in Italy (faraona) and when I showed pictures of helmeted guinea fowl to an America, he screeched "you EAT this dinosaur-lookin' motherfucker?"
Your post reminded me of that.

>>5015521
But who was the REAL animal here?

>>5019811
That's called an African-American.

>>5011116
he knows she's been sleeping with men she's not supposed to be with

>>5004024
tfw anon sexually excited the vulture by accident

>>5002155
They are so common in my city, you see them more than stray cats or dogs. I see them in my front yard every day. Lot's of people feed them but they also eat random lizards and insects they catch. They're cool.

>>5004517
It's because the Rat is a Unclean^TM animal. touching it would make them unclean

>>5013057
friendly reminder if you touch a bird below the head you are sexually harrasing it

>>5013118
critters know when the time is right

>>5013243
except have the boner of death

>>4998275
bros like does it look like i care?

>>5001558
Lol

>>5004497
you're a sad little man if you don't act with glee and amazement when squirrel

>>5000315
Nice hustle tons of fun
next time eat a salad

>>5006620
>Now this is a real woman
Were you born yesterday or what? Women spitting on anyone or anything they don't like is a stereotype next to slapping.

>>5020541
Lol what are you on about? I can distinctly remember every time I've seen someone spit on another living being IRL, that's how rare it is. Please cease posting anon.

>>5020549
you live in the west. go anywhere else. Cease existing anon.

>>5020550
>go anywhere else
why would I ever do that? Go back in time and abort yourself anon.

>>5020557
>why would I ever do that?
to escape the western bubble and educate yourself on the state of the world elsewhere? theres nothing like witnessing the state of humanity outside the west to truly understand history, than to just read about it. Enough with the shitposting, retard.

>>5020561
I lived in SEA for 10 years nigger, I feel no need to go back. Not all of us are 20 somethings looking down on the world from our keyboard.

Like I said already, cease your posting anon. Why are you derailing a friendly /an/ thread with this? Post a webm or kindly fuck off.

>>5020629
>reddit spacing

>>5020630
>nothing to say

Yeah that's what I thought. Begone!

>>5020629
No animal cruelty please.

>>5020635
stealing my chips is an animal being cruel you fucking bird

>>5020643

>>5020635
If you can manage to punch a bird mid-flight it's not cruel, it's the bird's fault for sucking at being a bird.

>>5011116
i dont know but it's hilarious. maybe it's hilarious for them too.

>>5020673
See when they do it it's a once in a lifetime experience but when I do it it's "Let me go you freak!" and "I'm calling the cops!"
I just wanna feel hot milfs is that so wrong?