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One thing a kangaroo could do is seriously fuck you up with its kick and the clawed foot.
BUT roos are fucking stupid, docile and would flee or be too confused if you stepped to it for a fight.
You've no doubt seen those pics of those big swole red kangaroos but most roos people encounter are the smaller grey ones that live in the greener areas where people live.
Big red = 100+ kg - up to 3 metres. Lives in the arid areas. Could fuck you up if you encounter a full grown alpha male.
Grey = half to 2/3rds of what a red gets to and lives near the coast/green parts of Aus. You could most likely win a fight with one if you avoid getting kicked, get it in a headlock from the side, take it to the ground and choke it out.
Reminder that kangaroos are abundant in Australia and are hunted and eaten. Many people have wrestled and fought kangaroos for lulz doing hunting excursions and death by kangaroo is quite rare. You're more likely to die from a car accident hitting a roo than an actual roo attack.
