Bird thread - /an/ (#5003749)

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:22:03 AM No.5003749
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Post birds, appreciate birds
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:22:17 AM No.5003750
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:22:50 AM No.5003751
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:33:31 AM No.5005046
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:56:05 PM No.5005108
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:55:09 PM No.5005126
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:15:55 PM No.5005945
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:23:00 AM No.5006733
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:05:24 AM No.5006748
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 12:01:15 PM No.5006800
birds are tarded
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:18:37 PM No.5007636
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Never enough ducks and geese in these bird threads.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:00:40 AM No.5007644
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Such a treat to have access to hummingbirds in your own yard

But I really do miss Australia and hand feeding wild cockatoos and galahs and all the other rainbow colored birds. The northern hemisphere is quite dull after being exposed to all the color of the south. Maybe i should move to Florida or something
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:32:09 PM No.5008654
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Oriole was waiting for the starling to finish eating the suet so I shot it, I figured the sound would scare it away but no, neither the sound nor the dead starling bothered it one bit. Helping native birds rocks.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:34:12 PM No.5008655
PS if you ever worried about killing starlings making the other birds fear you as a bird killer, no they don't give a shit. Crows will come eat them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:03:45 AM No.5008813
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Besides those livestreams, are there any actual and good ornithology channels on YT?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:46 AM No.5008958
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Couple of juvenile ravens, very noisy.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:46 AM No.5008959
>>5005945
>yup, its talons
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:32 AM No.5008960
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they are gurgle-screaming with water in the mouth lol
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:11:46 PM No.5009003
>>5003749 (OP)
>pardalote
Good thread
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:59:13 PM No.5009245
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Apologies for atrocious pictures, but what is he? Never seen anything like him before. In the Midwest.

Also saw a pair of brown thrashes today, which I'd never seen before. Very pretty birds. Much more vivid color in person than you would expect from pictures.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:00:16 PM No.5009246
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>>5009245
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:16 PM No.5009250
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>>5009246
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:00:29 AM No.5009307
>>5009245
Eastern towhee
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:56:36 AM No.5009344
>>5003749 (OP)
i like how dainty some birds look
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:17:43 PM No.5009719
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>>5009246
>>5009250
>>5009307
>>5009344
It's gasping and closing its eyes more and more and seems injured
I don't know how to care for it
Should I put it out of its misery?
I'd probably decapitate it to ensure fast stop to sensations and consciousness.
Or should I leave it to die slowly?
Breaks my heart to be honest.
Saw it laying outside at 28ยฐC so probably some cat tgat asshole owner didn't put a bell on bit it
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:08 PM No.5009746
>>5009719
nvm, it stopped moving :(
Was likely bitten by some cat
Put a bell on your cat folks
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:06 AM No.5009868
>>5009746
a bell doesn't do literally anything. total scam just like tnr
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:52:10 AM No.5010010
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Saw this bid at work. It looks like it's malnourished. Work started poisoning a bunch of birds so its parents probably died or something. It came up pretty close to me while all the other birds were warning it lol. I stood up and it got scared and ran away.
>>5009746
F. Birds are fragile.
>>5009868
No way a bell totally warns birds about a cat.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:54:25 PM No.5010063
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Barred owl right above me yesterday.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:27:28 PM No.5010196
Wish I took a photo, but I just saw a Yellow Cardinal
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:50:45 PM No.5010249
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Does anyone know full sauce/vid?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:53:06 AM No.5010421
Where I live there's lots of fields and tons of bugs, so birds get bored and fly in front of cars for fun, kinda like playing chicken. They will even time when two cars are about to pass each other and fly in between both (2 lane road.) The cars are going 65mph lol.

Once when I was driving to work it was a very windy day, and a bird was using tailwinds to fly fast. He was literally flying at least 55mph.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:09:45 PM No.5010580
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I want to leave some water for local birds.
I only have a supershallow small teaplatter and a bowl thats perhaps too deep. Would the platter be good enough?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:18:46 PM No.5010582
>>5010249
what is happening?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:20:42 PM No.5010689
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Two pigeons made a nest in the balcony of our apartment and had two babies.
Whenever I get close the parents just fly away, leaving their kids to my mercy.
Why are they such cowards?

Also the surface of the balcony is more covered in shit than not.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:27:24 PM No.5010692
>>5010580
A bowl isn't that dangerous but i feel like a lot of birds can't drink properly in it
If you have a plant saucer it's really the best cause they can also wash themselves in it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:05:37 PM No.5010704
>>5010689
are they domestic rock pigeons? take them in. they can be friends.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:06:52 PM No.5010705
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>>5010580
Try the bowl but fill it with pebbles so birds don't drown in it :]
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:09:32 PM No.5010708
>>5010704
Yes, and no thanks (the entire balcony is a sufficient amount of shit for me, also one of them doesn't have feet and it makes me sad)
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:10:36 PM No.5010710
>>5010705
>so birds don't drown in it
How do these retards even survive in nature?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:12:37 PM No.5010711
>>5010710
they don't desu, if ground predators like feral cats and foxes (and coyotes if you live in a third world country) weren't a thing you would just kind of see bird corpses on the ground regularly. they're very fragile.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:22:38 PM No.5010715
>>5010689
two pigeons tried to nest on my balcony but after breaking their "nest" and scaring them away for like two weeks, several times a day they finally fucked off (to the roof) and probably have a nest there now
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:57:12 PM No.5010826
>>5010582
Unclear.
Original title was "mother hen crying over her dead babies" but it could be just REALLY hot and she is regulating her temps by opening beak and breathing real fast
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:49:04 PM No.5011077
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Is there something I can/should do about this nest exposed to the sun in my parents' backyard?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:14:29 PM No.5011125
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Just saw a waterthrush for the first time. Northern or Louisiana I don't know. I saw it foraging on the ground, kind of bobbing and swaying like a woodcock. I was like shit what's that... ovenbird? Brought up ovenbird on allaboutbirds and hmm that's not it, but the very first similar species result is.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:15:20 PM No.5011126
>>5011077
Eat the bird and the eggs.
t. raccoon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:43 PM No.5011127
>>5011125
This video shows how they bounce ass while walking around. Good confirmation that that's what I saw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjjKfxsx71s
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:08:26 PM No.5011137
Good news. I've accidentally formed a multi-species gang of birds on my street because I'm the only one taking care of my front garden.
This'll surely go well.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:33:01 PM No.5011149
>>5011137
Animals tend to be less aggressive when they are well fed. Like all those videos of supervised animals playing together.

At work the crows like to bully the pigeons lol.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:15 PM No.5011150
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>>5011137
>>5011149
Let's say I start befriending the crows of my area by giving them food every day and shouting some word when I do.
Could I hypothetically use that word to call some aerial support in case I get mugged or something near my house?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:12:12 AM No.5011421
>>5011137
There was an abandoned fully feathered crow fledgling in my yard. I kept him food for five times a day. He used to eat well but eventually he started eating less. He died today. Maybe I should have taken him in and cared for him instead of hoping that he would habilitated soon and fly away. I'm sorry that I let him down. I hope he didn't suffer much.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:24:15 AM No.5011425
>>5003749 (OP)
I'll never understand the hate for grackles. I find them beautiful and hilarious.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:23:27 AM No.5011478
>>5011421
It was your cooking that killed him
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:45:35 AM No.5011481
>>5011150
Probably, but you'd need to train them to associate the word with you, and not your presence meaning food.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:46:40 AM No.5011482
>>5011478
I thought crows would eat anything.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:40:03 AM No.5011487
>>5011482
Not your cooking apparently
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:03:56 AM No.5011490
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>>5011487
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:06:15 AM No.5011491
>>5011490
It's ok I killed small animals with my cooking as well, it happens sometimes man
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:48:16 PM No.5011522
>>5011425
They tend to come in large numbers, which is irritating. They also make harsh sounds instead of a pleasant song. I don't hate them but I don't really love them either.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:34:29 PM No.5011708
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>>5003749 (OP)
Helo. Birdwatcher Newfag here. Also a poorfag. I currently do not have much money to spend on a mirrorless camera with a telescope lens but I like watching birds and uploading them sights on my inaturalist profile.
I was thinking in buying one of these cheap telescope eyepiece cameras and a field monocular from aliexpress.
Any experiences with similar set ups or any advice
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:24:12 AM No.5011826
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>>5005046
Oh my god what a cutiepie. My pet chicken would also close her eyes when you scratched her head.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:01:08 AM No.5011881
>>5011708
I bought some cheap ~15โ‚ฌ monocular from aliexpress like two years ago, and it was flat out horrendous
also had some ~30โ‚ฌ binoculars from ali that I used seldomly for a year. thought they were decent at the time, and I was quite happy with them, but once I got Nikon Prostaff P3's (~110โ‚ฌ) the difference was huge

with optics, I feel like you can't go too cheap, but if your budget is very tight I'm not gonna shill more expensive ones to you. I'd have a look at 2nd hand market.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:16:54 PM No.5012773
I have a cardinal that visits my feeder and just generally hangs out in my back yard. He's missing most of the feathers on his head so I've come to start calling him The Friar. I don't know why he's bald, I think he may have been attacked by something
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:36:26 AM No.5013030
>>5012773
Lmao
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:53:28 PM No.5013234
zomg I see a baby hairy woodpecker getting fed suet by his mommy it's so cute I'm so happy birds can form babby in my yard

I am guessing it's a boy because it has a very faded red patch on the head
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:39:21 PM No.5013299
>>5010689
>>5010689
>>5010689
>>5010689
>>5010689
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT BIRD MITES???
I'm killing all 4 of them right now wtf, this is the last time I'm ever nice to an animal again.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:23:45 PM No.5013370
>>5013299
thought the amount of shit would be enough for you to want to get rid of them
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:52:15 PM No.5013602
>>5013370
I never go in the balcony anyway so as long as the mess is contained there I can make the sacrifice, but now that it's following me inside it's not worth it.
I'm constantly finding them crawling on me FUCK
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:01:03 PM No.5013609
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:05:01 PM No.5013612
>>5010710
You see the survivors and ones smart enough to not drown. The pebbles trick is used for beekeepers too since it helps prevent bees from falling in and being unable to get out. Most birds would likely be kind of fine due to the waterproof feathers, but if they fall in and panic it can be bad. Or bad for owls who can't get water on their feathers without being weighed down. Birds get most of their water from the foods they eat regardless, so it's not common that they need to be going near very many large bodies of water.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:26:34 PM No.5013619
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:33:51 PM No.5013621
>>5013612
>owls who can't get water on their feathers without being weighed down
Mmh, I see why the association with libraries...
Until today I thought they were supposed to be the librarian, but they're really the stinky hobo who never showers and fights with the blacks (crows).
Fascinating
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:35:19 PM No.5013952
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Birb is best bird
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:50:14 PM No.5013954
>>5013602
Just spray the pigeons with mite spray once a day for a week
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:55:16 PM No.5013956
>>5010582
>>5010826
Yeah its almost certainly overheating. Could be the weather or the bird has a fever that is causing it to overheat
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:19:10 PM No.5014438
Bird just flew into my house! It flew right back out though.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:21:15 PM No.5014441
>>5014438
shouldve closed the doors quick
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:22:43 PM No.5014443
>>5014441
It was too fast for that, besides I don't want it, it was either a cowbird or a young grackle
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:27:12 PM No.5014444
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turks in the rain
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:46:15 PM No.5014571
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Does anyone know who this is?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:08:48 AM No.5014598
I found a baby bird, not yet a fledgling needs more feathers, I put it in a box and put the box in the nearest tree. momma bird is crying like crazy because she can't see the baby and the baby won't make any noise to attract attention. wat do? should I put it back on the ground?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:15:11 AM No.5014601
>>5014598
How is putting it in a box in the nearest tree not a thousand times worse than leaving it where you found it?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:17:52 AM No.5014602
>>5014601
>than leaving it where you found it?
on the hot sidewalk being eaten by ants?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:25:02 AM No.5014625
>>5014438
Normally they just fly into the glass super hard.

At work there are some very large windows, and birds regularly fly into them. A couple impacts are so hard it literally knocked the shit out of the birds.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:27:31 AM No.5014628
>>5014625
Its my sliding door so when its closed there's a screen. Birds still fly into the screen sometimes.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:19:49 AM No.5014749
>>5014571
little blue heron, i'd say
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:17:53 PM No.5014838
Big raven convention this morning, 3 very loud youngsters. I think dad got some peanuts and ate them right in front of the begging kids like "fuck you, learn to get your own"
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:11:21 PM No.5014915
So I have nowhere else to ask this, so here it goes;

A mourning dove decided to hide itself in my garage to escape a predatory bird (I think it was some sort of hawk), and now im wondering what to do. Like Im aware the lil guy is probably shitting itself in fear, but I cant really let it stay in there and cant keep the garage door open forever either, so is there any tricks I could use not to make it panic needlessly? Pretty sure the hawk is long gone as it got chased away by grackles.

Twas pretty fucking dope to see, wasnt expecting to see that this morning.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:39:07 PM No.5014923
>>5010010
>Work started poisoning a bunch of birds
Third world country?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:55:08 PM No.5014962
>>5014915
doves are too dumb to panic
just scare it away
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:22:31 PM No.5015019
>>5014915
>any tricks I could use not to make it panic needlessly?
not really, they're really flighty birds. they panic and fly off as soon as they see movement. it natural for them
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:55:14 AM No.5015129
>>5014923
The groundskeepers are Mexican, and barely speak english, so pretty much.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:43:17 AM No.5015607
blaziken grandfather
blaziken grandfather
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looking for the name of a bird i saw in oslo, norway
same size as a blackbird, but it was brown with white spots and was more aggressive, made scrapping sounds
there were plenty of it everywhere in the parks
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:01:56 AM No.5015616
>>5015607
fieldfare or mistle thrush probably
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:14:29 PM No.5015629
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Watched my bluebirds fledge yesterday, around noon the last shy one came out at the parents urging. Their second nest in my yard this year. Later I was outside and went to pull some dandelions under my apple tree and they were in the tree, started flying around me and freaking out so of course I left them alone, but I did walk past again to check my mail and saw one of the fledglings standing on a nearby rock, spacing out and completely unafraid of me.

I really wish I had thought to take a pic but I kind of stopped in my tracks when I saw it and just looked closely to confirm it was one of the baby bluebirds, and was being still trying to not scare it, then heard the parents chattering at me like "get away from it!" so I moved along.

Somebody else's pic attached, that's what it looked like. Nice dark blue plumage.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:47:23 PM No.5015757
cat
cat
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>>5010689
>>5013299
>>5013954
Update:
The pigeons are growing and every time I peak around the curtains they scurry back into the nest like little ladies trying to run with high heels. It's pretty cute but the mite thing is a problem.
I didn't want to risk hurting the birds so I decided to simply keep the balcony doors closed until they leave the nest, and only clean up afterwards.
The problem with that plan was that it's unbearably hot here and I need that balcony for air, so I got impatient and decided to go the mite spray route.
I didn't have any so I asked my neighbor and he had an old can of Raid generic bug spray that he came to spray for me.
I asked him multiple times "are you sure they're going to be fine?" to which he responded reassuringly "of course, I've done this before". He's a retired groundskeeper for a local school so I trusted him.
We waited for all four of them to be together and while blocking the entrance to the little nook they're in with his hand he started drenching the poor fuckers. At least 3 full seconds of spraying.
The babies didn't make any noise, just started violently flapping their wings up and down like they were slapping the floor, then after maybe 5 seconds they stopped moving.
Meanwhile, as soon as they could, the parents immediately flew away but at about 2 meters from the balcony they essentially turned into bricks and fell 8 floors into the concrete below.
I'm wide-eyed trying to process what happened when this motherfucker shrugs and says "eh", then grabs the two babies, tosses them over the railing and says "not a problem anymore" while dusting off his hands.
I start crying and say "but you said they'd be ok" and he replies "it happens hehe" and leaves like nothing happened.
During this CRIME that lasted maybe 1 minute, at least 300 mites came inside and got into the carpet (the spray did fuck all to them).
I don't even know how to feel. I want to say fuck birds, but also I've been crying this entire afternoon.
Pic related.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:59:16 PM No.5015762
>>5015757
kek
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:25:46 PM No.5015779
swift-group
swift-group
md5: fe3936c3307bc44b9e03eee58e580972๐Ÿ”
I love those little niggers like you wouldn't believe.
Every time I see them zooming around the block my day becomes just a little bit brighter.
Every time I hear them screaming in the air, I cant help but smile.
To me, they are the birdiest birds to ever birb on this world.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:08:44 PM No.5015800
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tern
md5: eef5514c291afd21c1619bd0fc76bf13๐Ÿ”
I saw some Terns last weeks, first time seeing one. Quite unique flight patterns, was doing these crazy right-angel dives, bombing towards the ground (or actually might have been a lake there, view was partially obstructed).
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:48:25 PM No.5015810
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>>5015757
Discounting the fact this is obviously not a true story:
>Raid
I meant mite spray for use on birds you colossal retard
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:12:05 AM No.5015900
>>5014915
Make a wood box with acrylic back panel inside your garage, cut a hole in the side of your house for it to leave if it wants, observable bird nest.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:13:30 AM No.5015901
>>5015757
Is your groundskeeper friend Mexican?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:55:55 AM No.5016017
>>5015757
Is your groundskeeper friend Willie from the Simpsons?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:53:45 AM No.5016038
>>5015810
>>5015762
>>5015901
>>5016017
Stop giving (you)s to troll posts unless you want more of them
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:45:24 AM No.5016168
>>5016038
>NO FUN ALLOWED IN THE BIRD THREAD!
>ONLY SERIOUS DEBATES!
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:16:23 PM No.5016256
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>>5016038
>>5016168
Birb endorses fun in bird threads.
The Queen has spoken.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:12:23 PM No.5016442
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1741381782477506
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:58:08 PM No.5016847
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:40:25 AM No.5018310
had to take down all my feeders it sucks

there's like 200 grackles and they won't leave. if I put out any food they eat it and shit everywhere.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:21:04 PM No.5018567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNgXP4HII_4
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:15:13 PM No.5018600
Bald.eagle.closeup.arp-sh.750pix
Bald.eagle.closeup.arp-sh.750pix
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:00:20 PM No.5018669
I accidentally knocked down a nest today when I was trimming a juniper... holy fuck I feel fucking horrible. I didn't expect a nest to be there, especially in late July ;_;
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:52:31 PM No.5019141
There's too many fucking grackles and they are shitting everywhere. So many baby grackles. I took away all the food now they are just eating their own crusted shit.

Please go away grackles
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:14:10 PM No.5019153
>>5019141
here it's the same with jackdaws, I like them, though. literal armies of them and some isolated fledglings on roads I like to walk through.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:10:40 AM No.5019535
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1742783173631
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:28:37 AM No.5019699
Poor baby ravens, one of them took 6 of the 8 hot dog pieces I put out, now the other 3 are just standing there looking at the spot like more might appear.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:09:03 PM No.5019704
>>5019141
>>5019153
>>5019699
Such a disgraceful piece of shit animal
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:20:53 PM No.5019706
>>5019141
>>5019153
>>5019699
What a disgraceful piece of shit animal
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:44:40 PM No.5019719
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36EFC330-E649-43FB-85C7-0CF02AC97061
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i love these little fellers, they look like theyโ€™re wearing clown makeup
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:39:58 AM No.5021679
windy_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:01:48 AM No.5021970
>>5006800
And so is this post desu
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:49 AM No.5022476
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1753502797818
md5: 19f0fb55e84f693d95217023f982ca66๐Ÿ”
>put a plant outside hoping to get some nice Cilantro growing
>Dove comes in and claims it
>now it's another bird perch
I have plenty of feeders set up. This Dove is lucky it looks cute.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:23:17 AM No.5022479
>>5009245
Get Merlin bird on your phone, its OP.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:06:13 PM No.5022592
A blue jay landed on me by accident then it flew away

Maybe since I didn't do anything to it, it will think I'm safe landing and do it again. I wanna get pooped on by a blue jay.