Black and white dogs edition.

that’s a lot of crushed blacks in one image

hey /dog/, what's the weirdest dog you've ever seen?

>>5005858
Thanks! Round my neck of the woods we appreciate that sort of thing.

>>5005859
Not sure about weird, but this dog is sus.

What's the dumbest thing you've seen your dog do? My german shepherd barks and plays with my grandpa's old cane

>>5005887
Digging their heads into my comforter while sneezing and pawing at me. Sometimes I engage in a minor amount of trolling by scratching near their dig spot which sends them into a frenzy of playfulness. They start mouthing my hand and barking at it. Sometimes I even put my hand under the blanket and move it around to trigger their prey drive and watch the chaos ensue as they chase my hand away.

>>5005859
Possibly a corgi. Their fluffiness and odd proportions make them a good choice. Essentially a border collie cut in half and dwarfed.

doqqy

>>5005956
I miss when my lab would make the weirdest damn noises. he'd either groan like a bear, moo, or fuckin honk like a damn goose.

>>5005993
I like when she groans and stretches while laying down as if she hasn’t been sleeping for twelve hours.

>>5005996
more shiba doge plz

It's too hot we need more dogs in the water

Good morning to everyone except pitbulls

>>5006073
That's a handsome dog, nice big pointy functional ears and snout, very beautiful.

>>5006098
All dogs are welcome here.

>>5005870
Ebin

>>5006142
My dog will never shit or piss on pavement

She HAS to use boomers monoculture lawns

Should have planted more plants for resilience sucka

Tips on teaching dog to drive?

>>5006267
Collie website

>>5005449
You cant hide the truth in the old thread, AI guy.

>>5005856 (OP)
Herding dogs are the master race

>>5006355
Herdcucks get mogged however.

>>5006355
Based and corgi pilled.

Ranking the dog training books I've read so far.

Must read books:
Don't Shoot the Dog - Karen Prior
The Culture Clash - Jean Donaldson
Oh Behave! - Jean Donaldson

Read before getting a puppy:
Puppy Brain - Kerry Nichols

Okay reads but low substance:
Inside a Dog - Alexandra Horowitz
The Other End of the Leash - Patricia McConnell

Avoid!:
Golden Retrievers for Dummies - some use of aversives based on Dominance theory.
Your Dog Is Your Mirror: The Emotional Capacity of Our Dogs and Ourselves - Absolutely fucking insane book, you might enjoy it if your are a schitzo.

>>5006446
I've learned a lot from those top three, even had me doing a big think about my childhood and the reinforcers applied to my life, and got me reading other behaviourist books not directly related to dogs.

>>5006274

Any site worth visiting is a collie website.

Cat general is gone

>>5006497
That happens a lot. Usually the OP posts CP, animal porn, or their penis in another thread. Conversely the only time this thread gets deleted is when /kot/ raids it.
#justtoxothings

>>5006497
Dog niggas win again.

>>5006497
Many such cases.

What would be the best dog to get if I have a year of free time; after that year of free time I'll still have a sizeable amount of free time. I need the most based of based dogs that like to please and are eager to learn.
I was thinking of a GSD mix between show and working line or a Rottweiler.

>>5006571
Two huskies

>>5006571
How much of a yard do you have?

>>5006578
I've read that huskies are the cats of the dog world. I don't know if those are eager to please type dogs.
>>5006579
It's a bit small, it has two strips of grass and that is about it. I'd say like 50 feet.

>>5006580
Smart, eager to please, but not a lot of space to run around unironically says corgi to me, but I will fully admit to being biased since this is my idiot, >>5006380.

>>5006580
Unironically an Alaskan Husky

>>5006588
I live in a arid climate, wouldn't that be a bit harsh on the husky?
>>5006587
I think my yard would be big for the Corgi. Does your pup like to do a lot of tricks/commands etc? I want to basically have my dog roll with me everywhere if possible

>>5006596
Yea, he's very quick up on the uptake. Took him maybe 15 minutes to learn stay, though 30 more after that to learn release funnily enough. Since they're working dogs as a breed, they're very treat motivated so they're always eager to earn them by doing tricks or learning. The real challenge is that he's smart enough to know when I do and don't have a treat in my hand, but you can work around that with picking up a treat after sometimes as well as non-food rewards like throwing a ball for him. They're big dog intelligence in smaller dog bodies, very friendly with everyone, and everyone loves to comment on him so he's a great way to icebreak with most women. They're not sprinters, so they're kinda slow relative to most other dogs by virtue of the short legs, but he'll happily do a two mile walk with me at a good walking pace since they're endurance dogs. Pembrokes, which are the orange tailless version you're probably thinking of when thinking of corgis are more outgoing and energetic, while my boy is a Cardigan which are a little more reserved and observational, but he still is very social if not much for cuddles.

>>5006571
>>5006580
>>5006596
Have you had dogs before? Like not a family dog, but one you raised on your own. A puppy is a serious commitment - even if you have the free time, you might not be prepared to put all that free time into a puppy. If that makes sense. And for the love of God, don't get a breed that is known for dog/people aggression (Rottweiler/GSD) if you haven't raised a dog before. Your local shelter might have a "used goods" dog that is actually chill and trained, plus you're going to know what you get that way. Just a thought.

What is the absolute goofiest nickname you call your dog?

>>5006596
Get a dog from a reputable breeder. It really is that simple.

>>5006580
if you insist on a faggy obedient dog, get an aussie. they’re basically huskies that vote democrat.

>>5006616
Her name is Winnie and sometimes I call her Winner Winner chicken dinner

>>5006616
He has the initials FB which at various times stand for fuzz butt, furry bastard, fat boy, fucking bitch, and fearless and brave.

>>5005858
>filming jargon
Kek

>>5006571
Golden retriever.

>>5006616

Rudy

He is "roo" or "roodle doodle". Roo is a pretty logical diminutive though.

>>5006073
okay

>>5006073
nice tongue

>>5006622
kek
ACDs vote libertarian

>>5006622
Huskies vote republican!

This kid and his whale eye when he wants something, man. It's relentless.

>ask vet about the length his claws and if I should shorten them
>"no, if you cut them they grow back quicker" and "they shorten themselves from walking/exercise naturally"
>ask him about the length of the fur in between the pads
>"its perfect, it protects the skin"
Uhm based. Why do all the Karens on the interweb tell me I need ti address both of these issues on a monthly bases?

>>5006729
I like sledding the fit under/ between tiles during foxtail season. Just makes things easier for both of us

>>5006735
Shaving the fur* sorry

>>5006736
Personally I vacuum my tiles

>>5006742
Goddammit my stupid phone typing thing. Toes lol. You had me confused for a second

>>5006735
thought I was having a stroke for a minute

>>5006752
HOLY SHIT CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES NOW!!!!!!

>dog rubs her face in something smelly while I'm not looking
>try wiping it off
>her head still smells weird
>some of it absorbs through the paper towel onto my hand
>now my hand smells weird too

>>5006857
What was the smelly substance?

>>5006857
>>5006918
Crushed up rabbit organs.

>>5006918
No idea. It was dark colored and smells like rotten potatoes.

>>5006926
Improbable, but not impossible.

>>5006967
>It was dark colored and smells like rotten potatoes.
Puke from another dog maybe?

What do you say to someone who thinks dogs smell, shed everywhere, and need constant attention?

>>5006979
>Dogs smell
Good. At least the right breeds. A lot of mastiff related breeds smell genuinely fucking awful.
>Shed everywhere
Every animal with hair does.
>Need constant attention
Every animal does. If you think your animal doesn't need constant attention it is either languishing in a cage or is being neglected outside while the rest of the world "takes care" of it for you.

>>5006983
Thanks. It really seems that people who hate dogs just hate everything else in the world too.

>>5006988
Yep. Dogs are excellent at revealing shitty people. That's why certain people hate them so very much.

>>5006979
All dogs secrete a chemical that gives them a neutral pungent odor that some find disagreeable. Forgot the name, think it starts with an A?
This is different to dog breeds who have hanging lips, skin folds, oily coats, or longer fur, as those can lead to a different kind of bacterial smell from infections/rashes. If you don't bathe your dog and they go outdoors a lot, they are going to stink like the outdoors. No helping that.
As for shedding, that depends. Dogs with natural double coats tend to smell less if you bathe them, so their hair being all around your home doesn't exactly lead to dog stink everywhere. While dogs who shed less due to shaggy coats are going to smell bad if you don't regularly handle grooming.
Constant attention really depends on the dog, again. There are "cat-like" dogs like Sighthounds, Scenthounds, LGDs, Huskies, Chow Chows, Shibas (Asian Spitzes in general) who are more independent. But even those breeds are going to get separation anxiety if you leave them home alone for 12 hours a day. Dogs are naturally social and want to be with you/their pack.
Basically, what you said is true, but if you like dogs, none of that even matters.

>>5006967
Perhaps it was actually rotten potatoes

At work. I miss my dog

>>5006997
Is called aryanene, because only white people like it

>>5007081
Too real

>>5007081
I've stopped going to the office altogether to stay home with dog. I don't think anyone has noticed.

>>5007160
BASED.

My puppy learned to spin on command and now he's become insane
When I get his food bowl out he'll just be spinning in circles
When I'm eating fruit I'll see him spinning around in the corner of my eye
I think he's autistic

What fruits do your dogs like?

My dog likes
>apple
>papaya
>strawberries

>>5007233
What's the breed of your pupperino?

>>5007241
So far my puppy likes apple, strawberries and banana being his favorite. Vegies-wise he likes cherry tomatoes and roast pumpkin.

>>5007246
Miniature poodle

It always amazes me how huge this dude is. Hes such a sweetie too. 135lbs! It's crazy when he jumps on you.

>>5007241
Watermelon is a favorite. So are oranges and apples. It's really fun to give dog a big hunk of cold watermelon. They don't really like berries at all.

:P

>>5007259
Do they stay alone a lot?

>>5007282
Yes. We are there a couple times a day everyday, and I usually spend like 10 minutes petting them and giving them a once over to make sure they're not injured or anything. Neighbors are sort of watching out for us so it's all good.
They are working dogs, guarding a flock of chickens lol. I devised a fencing system that has kept them in super well, but before that they would jump the fence and run away. -_-

Vid is when I caught them sleeping around midday and yelled HEY to startle them awake. They are very not nice to strangers...

>>5007290

>>5007296
Lol! Yeah, sorry you would probably get mauled if you hopped into their enclosure.

They're all super sweet with people they know tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ELSCf7Tkk

It’s been several months since I lost my little guy

>It's another "dog actively looks for ways to get in trouble" episode

Does anyone know what state leo's owner's farm is in? Asking for a friend

Do you guys have friends who have annoying dogs?

>my neighbor
>has this pomeranian/chihuahua/rat terrier dog
>dog is really fat
>is obsessed with food
>if you are eating he will not move away from you at all and will whine the whole time
>neighbor always feeds him at the table and encourages it
>won't play with my dog, just growls at him but he won't actually do anything so my dog just paws at his face
>i once took them down to the park together and my dog was running around playing fetch and my neighbors dog literally just sat there whining

Kind of an annoying little shit, also whenever he comes over he tries to steal my dog's toys and bones

>>5007771
ur mum whines the whole time lel

DYING OUT

>>5007774
>t. Feral cat

>>5007775
I suggest ya be on yer way mutt. Any more of my pussy cats go missing, ill be comin’ after ya.

>>5007778
For me, it's the husky chow chow.

>>5007778
race mixing is wrong

>>5007778
No gsd + husky

I am sad.

>walking back from store close to my house
>somewhat busy 35mph+ road in between
>random walking his little dog without a leash on the other side of the road
>tries to run over to see me and the guy has to call him back
>like 20ft between them and it's night time
holy fucking shit that irresponsibility gives me anxiety how can people be so fucking stupid to walk without a goddamn leash

dont get a gsd unless you like having cars slow creep on you, rubber necking, kids running up ton you all of which sets mine off unto berserk mode.
nono no get a boring generic lab if you want big,id recommend a small dog thst has no chance iof overpowering and eating your face off unless youre into that sort of vore thing,

>>5007778
STUBBY LEGGED HUSKY PUPPIES

imagine having a dog named after being fat

oh yeah? well imagine having a fat dog

Live by the bay bridge, die by the bay bridge.

>>5007647
Idaho

>>5007961
Maaaaaaaan why you gotta spill tha beans

>>5007961
>farm
>farmlandia
Checks out.

Bean spillers have the hot hand

>>5007974
They're creepy. If they do find me use code 4chanstalker for a 20% discount on eggs.

Leochads. How are we feeling today?

>>5008227
Hah. Your pic sums it up nicely. 1130am and I'm already making a nice egg print before I get to work.
All animals are happy so I am happy!

>>5007910
>Having a skinny deerhead chihuahua named Gordo
Kino

>>5007961
Fucking really
I think he tried to sell me kune kune pigs but I'm not sure

>>5008247
It sold out so quickly. Im sorry. You should have gotten some when you had the chance. Good pork can be hard to find and this stuff was top tier. I was practically begging people to buy a chop just so they could experience how awesome it was.

>>5008231
Whatchu say ese?

>>5007961
Thanks for further worsening my hopes of never meeting a 4chan poster in real life

>>5007976
>>5008310

>>5008315
We found em boys

>>5008310
Mind donating some of that tail to my dog? I can trade excess ears.

>>5008325
Consider prosthetic tail controlled via neuralink chip.

>>5008315
The barkbuddies meetup was supposed to be a secret. How could this happen to us. We have been OUTED.

My neighbors had puppies and they are now old enough to be rascals. They keep breaking in to my yard. I don't want to fix the fence I like coming home to a bunch of puppies.

>>5008341
Some more pics of them.

>>5008342
And here's from the other day. I also have a dog and I leave the back dooe open. Next thing I know these scamps are barking at me like they own the place.

>>5008341
That is amazing. I'm jealous.

>>5008341
The huskoids are already ignoring human barriers at such a young age.

>>5008379
The look like scoundrels and bandits from a very early age. Worrisome.

I saw a cream color Husky with light blue eyes.
I wish I took a picture such a beautiful dog.

>>5008389
HUSKY! OMG WAOW

>HUSKY! OMG WAOW
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch/yEpmHIRlWyw

>>5008403
Husker

ass

>>5008505
You sure about that?

>>5008508
Huskoid moment

>/kot/ still dead
‘Splains it. dearest /kot/ raider(s). we did not kill your thread. the cat schizo did, ironically. if it makes you feel better eevee’s owner almost killed this one before and might actually be cat schizo himself, hating dogs now because he put a ton of work into his just to kill her

Stick

Dogs smell so good. It’s actually insane how delicious they smell. 10/10 would sniff again.

>>5008638
>t. Dog

My dingo dog. Nice early morning walk on the beach.

>>5008638
When they are puppies they do smell really good. When they are older they just smell like dogs which is fine most of the time.

>>5008637
Nice pitsky

>>5008643
Most of the time my dog smells like gingerbread cookies. Skill issue.

>>5008647
He is an ACD. I do not believe in 'pitskys'

>>5008643
I'm a big fan of freshly bathed and groomed dogs
I swear dog shampoos all smell nicer than the stuff used for humans

>>5008638
Some unfixed primitive breed dogs have an active but weak violent gland which makes them smell floral. In wild canids it smells horrible because it produces 10x as much scent.

>>5008651
SCIENCE!

Why do people always say "dogs are and have always been JUST TOOLS, they work or they have no purpose, owning a dog because you like dogs is degeneracy, and those mutts belong outside!" when history clearly shows the opposite
https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1175/dogs--their-collars-in-ancient-mesopotamia/
https://allmesopotamia.wordpress.com/2018/03/21/the-first-dog-people/

Is it just midwestern white americans being stupid faggots with no culture again? I only ever saw non-decorative doghouses in the midwest

>>5008671
>Is it just midwestern white americans being stupid faggots with no culture again
yes. dogs weren't even domesticated to work, they were domesticated by ice age injuns who thought they had a connection with some great nature spirit.

>>5008671
There are objectively dog breeds designed to be a tool used outside or kenneled 24/7, away from a human family - herding, sporting, terrier, scenthound, and guarding breeds.
So 90% of dog breeds were not meant to be inside the house. Then why would I, an upper class white male, try to keep one as a pet? Huskies and greyhounds are for people who actually want domesticated cheetahs but settled with a dog. Toy breeds are for women. Housecats and reptiles are for autists. Real chads that can handle wild animals have a bird room.

>>5008676
Of all of those only the guard dogs are not meant to be inside the house. Historically people didn't kennel dogs. The dogs went where the people did, like in mexico.

Kenneling is a fairly recent invention. People with your attitude are typically protestant europeans, or want to be them.

>>5008678
actually most guard breeds are also meant to be with their owner 24/7

>>5008676
yeah all these dogs prone to separation anxiety werent meant to be with people they were meant to be locked in a box until they got used. maga. back the blue. i get my K-9 tips from america's heroes!

I love my dog

>>5008678
>>5008680
Hell no, gun dogs and collies weren’t freely allowed inside the house. Go inside the house of someone who owns one of those breeds vs someone that owns an actual all-purpose landrace dog like a Shiba Inu. The smell is completely different. Most terriers and scenthounds were left in communal kennels with other dogs of the same breed. Guard dogs weren’t given any sort of modern PPD training, they were just chained up outside and bred by the Romans to be as ugly and menacing as possible. Samoyeds went inside igloos and served as living heaters for children, as did sighthounds like Salukis, as did royal court toy breeds like Maltese. And they don’t stink.

>>5008671
Great links, thanks for posting.
This part is interesting
>The saliva of dogs, which Mesopotamians observed could heal wounds, was valued as medicine.

I wonder if this has any truth. Our current society is so germaphobic that we would almost always just instantly rule this out but there's lots of evidence to suggest that ancient civilizations like the Mesopotamians were far more advanced than we think.

>>5008682
The fuck are you talking about retard? Gun dogs and collies are the poster child for a working dog that is also a family companion. Most collies don't even herd all day every day, they herd for a couple 20-30 minute stints per day because they were bred for normal farming not industrial scale billion dollar ranches. The high performance $20k+ herding dogs are not the traditional form, they are fucked up OCD epileptics bred to be the perfect wagie. And the high performance working champ gun dogs are nothing like the dogs the vast majority of people owned and used through history. They are vanity purchases for retarded WASP boomers and mexicans who do "dog sports" instead of actual hunting.

>>5008682
Collies don't stink at all though. Herding dogs don't smell in my experience, even with actual working dogs on farms

>>5008683
Early civilized humans had much stronger immune systems. The bacteria in dogs saliva didn't hurt them. They were already used to worse. Allergies, appendicitis, etc are more common where soap and running water are widespread, and now, we have people who can come down with sepsis from a dog lick or a cat scratch.

>>5008681
What dog dad/dog mom doesn't love their dog?

>>5008682
are you from the midwest

just asking because i have only ever seen doghouses used in the midwest
>inb4 the souf

>>5008682
Aussies smell better than huskies

Spicy and woody vs stale cardboard

the expression on this dog's face lol

>>5008694
Putting aside deformed dogs, the simplest predictor of dog smell is just coat length or type
Get a BYB "husky" mutt with a short coat then it basically keeps itself groomed (why do you never see shiba inus or malinois that look "ungroomed"? It's because their coat is short, dense, and double coated so it takes care of itself)
And then a husky (showline) will have a longer coat that doesn't repel dirt and debris as well
Dogs that have longer coats will naturally pick up dirt, burrs, foxtails, you name it and if you don't give their genitals a sanitary cut the coat will soak up urine/dingleberries over time

Here's your Japanese waifu bro

>>5008704
Nah aussies smell better than huskies. Its in their BO DNA.

>he is male
>he owns a dog with a merle coat
>he is straight
pick only two

>>5008315
thought the maid costume thing was a dead meme by now. cute dog tho.

Does your dog do anything that proves they love and trust you? For mine, it's her not needing the peanut butter.

I just toss her pills and she swallows them whole.

>>5008621
And your house stinks of bleach and perfume, but who of the two of us; is happy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy_ZVw-f_ss
rawcultists...I don't feel so good...

>>5008849
Whenever holistic fags fail from their own idiocy, a corporate boomer who thinks rendered shelter pets and supermarket waste is suitable food wins another battle.

>>5008852
Happens every single time.

>>5008835
Downvoted

>>5008852
Upvoted

He’s a bald ape, he scares me, he grapples me tightly, he breathes down my neck, he restrains me.

>>5008870
>t. Terrieroid

>>5008849
I agree spay and neuter your dogs people. Dr. Mike says so! Only MAGA chuds leave their dogs intact.

>>5008870
Taco, get off the computer and into the carrier, you need to go to the vet

>>5008849
Yeah nice man I'm totally going to watch this 2 and a half hour video from some faggot liberal redditors. Actually no I'm going to go feed my dog a raw beef bone like humans did for thousands of years

>you will cut your dogs balls off
>you will feed your dog corn by-product and chicken flavoring
>you will put your dog in a crate for 8 hours a day because dogs can't be trusted to be outside alone

No dr goyberg, I shan't think I will.

>>5008890
you're actually a retard with an untrained dog if he can't be trusted 8 hours inside

I got this weeb mattress to help with my sleep, which it does amazingly well. Most comfortable mattress Ive ever owned. My lower back pain went away day 2 of sleeping on it.

BUT it turns out it is also perfect as a shared bed with your dogs/cats. It's basically a doggie bed, but human sized. You could even get a king sized one.

Would highly recommend if you think a very firm mattress would help you or you want the best bed to chill with your pets. It provides enough cushion to make sleeping on the floor comfy, but not enough to take away the support provided by it. Suprisingly cozy setup.

Rawspie is on a tear…

>>5008888
canids don't eat bones, they are known to leave them after a kill
you don't have a hyena that can actually crush these bones, you have a domestic dog that ate mostly ate bread + offal for tens of thousands of years

>>5008896
she cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6tTm30X7EY

>>5008964
Wow. It’s like an ugly basset hound.

>>5008896
Good idea.

>>5005856 (OP)
This photograph makes this dog looks weirdly human

>>5009012
Crushed blacks lel

GM flopear nation

Happy lord’s day

Dogfags are west coast time confirmed.

>>5008915
I literally feed my dog raw chicken wings every day and he eats and digests them with 0 issues. You're just coping because you feed your dog kibble

>>5009012
You are what you fuck.

>>5008964
Genetic disorder

Do dogfags really?

>>5009013
It's not crushed blacks. I just screwed up my flash positioning by a TINY amount. I still really like this picture, but it's not perfect so I will continue working at it.
8x10 dogtography is really hard, but so worth it for those sweet sweet contact prints.

>>5009116
You cut the tail off, amateur

>>5009118
I am simply mimicking Annie Liebovitz's style. I thought that you amongst all people would have understood that!

>>5009094

Dog is producing milk but she's not pregnant, what does it mean and should I be worried?

>>5009189
How does it taste?

>>5009200
>2 KB

>>5009116
>It's not crushed blacks. I just screwed up my flash positioning
and as a result, the blacks are crushed

>>5009218
I suppose you could say that. I know the term "crushing blacks" as an intentional editing style like that pic I posted at the beginning of the thread. Daido moriyama type dog pics.

Our understanding just differs, which is fine. :D

Crushing the blacks is good, actually.

>>5008640
Handsome lad!

>>5009224
I remember an episode of Jared Polin's rawtalk from a long time ago when Todd Wolf repeated "CRUSH THE BLAACKS" again and again. Very funny.

So what is the story here anyway? This is making the rounds

Reddit has better dog discussion

>>5009264
What do you want to talk about?

F

>>5009315
At first I didn't go to the dog park without a gun
Then I just stopped going because I realized the shitbull owning joggers have no kids, and therefore 0 fucks to give if they wanna try at getting gunned down too

There's really no hope unless social upheaval creates a favorable political environment for the complete eradication of this worthless "breed" of "dog". If the trend stays all large dogs will have to be banned simply to avoid shitbull pests.

>>5009315
Would a pet bear be safer than a pitbull at this point?

>>5009318
Bears are actually pretty chill when they’re not hungry or protecting cubs.

>>5009321
Bearniggas won.

>>5009189
>what does it mean
It's cereal time

Yea im thinking Reddit has better dog discussion

you can always go back

>>5009326
I can't say nigger on reddit

‘Toids seething lel

>>5009326

>>5009330
You can't even say faggot there, it's a horrible place.

You guys really think 4chan has free speech? Let’s find out

German shepherds are the jews of nigger dogs and only faggots own them. TSD. I’m leo’s owner and i regret getting this stupid aggro mutt more than anything in my life. I’m going to chop him into chicken feed and get a real dog like a basset hound or an australian shepherd.

Sometimes when I'm discussing with you guys, I read your posts and think to myself that you have a good point, but then you end the post by calling me stupid or telling me to kill myself completely unprovoked and then I hope you get killed in front of your fucking family.

>>5009367
There’s literally nothing wrong with wishing death on someone.

>>5009373
Sometimes you even get your wish.

>>5009374
>Sometimes you even get your wish.
This. I once found out that some faggot who plagued threads I was in killed himself. It feels just as good as you think it does

>>5009362
monitoring this post

>>5009388
Now that's a working dog. Farmers should hire dogs instead of mexican serfs.

>>5009388
Ah yes, brutish work for a brutish beast. Some of us have other talents.

Hire this bussy

>>5009390
Theres a malinois they taught to use a paint brush. Theres vids online of it. Pretty cute.

>>5009373
Bad karma.

>>5009379
Report something that breaks the "no discussing illegal activities" rule and see how quickly it gets deleted. They'll remove posts so quickly the schizo you're reporting will think you're a janny. (True story) LOL

Cattle dog playing with his golden retriever friend. The golden retriever is like his older brother. Cattle dog just chases him around the whole time they play and sometimes the golden retriever will correct him if he is being an annoying puppy. But if any other dog tries to fuck with my cattle dog the golden retriever will insert himself in the middle of it. He is very protective.

>>5009222
It makes the photo less appealing. You almost never want a complete loss of information. Just something to know.

>>5009411
Yes I know. My flash was like 1 foot too far to the left.

>>5009419
Kind of cruel to use flash photography on animals, isn’t it? Also some brush up on framing and composition basics wouldn’t go amiss.

>>5009423
He doesn't mind at all, and I give him treats for it. If he freaked out or whatever I wouldnt be using flash. Duh.
I almost took the shot I wanted, so Im happy with It. Its a dog on a couch shot at eye level with his head in the top third of the frame. You have any incredible dog on couch composition suggestions?? I just wanted a comfy 1000MP shot of my dog to contact print lol.

I was using an 8x10 view camera with a 210mm lens from like 6 feet away. Look how shallow the DoF is at f25ish.
You prefocus and frame, load your film then have dog come over to pose then take the picture. There isn't enough time do it any other way. It's actually a miracle that picture is so perfectly in focus.

Use flash on this bussy

new macbook user here

>>5009415
>The sheep are mommy dommy anthros
>The dog is a scrawny little femboy anthro

>>5009429
>1000mp
Actually, diffraction limits max scan resolution on large format, which means it's more about reducing grain size. For maximum scanning resolution, shoot 6x9 and use a <65mm lens at f5.6 to get literally any depth of field.

>>5009466
>cuts 8x10 into a few 69 frames. Nice!

8x10 contact prints look better than any print or scan I've ever seen. Theres more to it than being a nerd, mkay? The LOOK and FEEL. TONALITY!
f22 is considered the sweet spot between aberration and diffraction for LF lenses anyways.

I have a couple 8x10 lenses that are f5.6, but the dof is crazy thin. Maybe I'll try to take another horrific snapshit of absolutely nothing and see what sort of sweet sweet resolution I can get out of it.

I finished up another incredible looking egg contact print today. When you hold the print up it looks like theres a floating egg coming off the page. More 3d pop than you could ever imagine. It's freakish and it was shot at f45! It's in the film general on /p/ if you wanted to see some of my more "serious" work. I've been taking creative and highly artistic photographs of eggs.

>>5009474
It's the aperture, not the film size
>The tonality
Grain reduction

I love these 2 pictures so much.

>>5009475
Tonality can be improved past the point of no visible grain. There's even a noticeable difference between an enlarged 4x5 and an 8x10 contact print.

man I wnated a tibetan mastiff but
>5k for a puppy

>>5009492
the fuck were you even going to do with a dog that's over 120 pounds and doesn't get along with other dogs/strangers

GM west coasties

GM Flyovers

gay morning to you to

https://www.tiktok.com/@funnypetsoftiktok2/video/7513148512813534510
Do huskoids really?

>>5009594
Nice.

>>5009752
What the fuck is his problem?

>>5009752
What a little asshole!

>>5009752
This asshole set my blood to boil.

>>5009752
fuck you…just FUCK YOU!!!1

>>5009770
>>5009771
>>5009772
>>5009773

>>5009776
no…NO!!!

I need it

pfma

>>5009781
Yes.

Ngh ugh grr

Wagmi

Anyone go to their local pride parade? I want to go just to see the dogs.

>>5009791
Wrong again.

>>5009802
Incorrect. There is no other option.

>>5009805
That’s right pig boy. Right where I like em.

>>5009809
You haven't been doing a very good job this year. I've only found one or two ticks on my dogs so far...
Step your game up you filthy ticker, yeah?

FAGicks kek!!!

>its illegal to touch or pet sea puppies
I’m tired of this gay world.

>>5009830
just don't get caught lol

>>5009831
Is it true that you get AIDS from touching them?

/dog/ has more 4channy oldfag vibes than other threads on /an/

>>5009830
Sometimes I like to imagine all the goofy seal/sea lion breeds humans would have created if we were more aquatic living and ended up domesticating them thousands of years ago like dogs. This thing will have to suffice...

>>5009845
It’s the husky guy, he’s in a manic state after he got caught feeding his dog salmon tips.

>>5009848
For me, it’s the Australian sea lion.

My 5 year old samoyed. His name is Snufkin.

>>5009855
Wow haha very nice. The no ears really completes the look.

>>5009851
Needs a little smashing and slamming IMO.

>>5009855
Alexander Sledogovich Snufkin

>>5009855
>>5009872
Curious. These dogs look very similar.

based blind man

Why do narcissists prefer dogs over cats?

I’m going to McDonald’s, you guys want anything?

>>5009878
Bottom is a great pyrenees X akbash. This is her brother.

>>5009913
Oops.

Meant for >>5009896

These are the parents
>>5009805
>>5009791

>>5009914
How did the puppy come about? Was it planned or random?

>>5009921
Unplanned. I don't know the full story, but she only had 3 puppies and they're all guarding chickens now. Worked out pretty well.

>>5009921
Completely and entirely unfit for indoor living. We had them in a shack during a storm and they chewed through the wall to escape. We are going to get a stock trailer to lock them in during storms now. Lol.
They have shelter from the rain, but for some reason they always escape their enclosure when it starts storming. Probably scared or something..

Huskybros, how did we end up in this predicament?

>>5009905
First off: No u. Narcissists love nothing more than calling everyone else a narcissist because it's simultaneously expressing their low self esteem and desire to be better than others.
Second: Narcissist's dont prefer pets so much as they prefer signals. A narcissist will only prefer a dog if they can say it is saved to the right people, or very expensive and prestigious to the right people. You know, pit mommies are typically narcissists. It's also very common for narcissists to adopt cats and then make their entire personality about how cats are better than dogs, and how they are better than dog people because they prefer cats.

>>5009928
>finnish man visiting a major american city.webm

>>5009932
TRUKE

>>5009932
Are you a psychologist?

>>5009928
>that one random Australian Shepherd in the background

>>5009928
>all those wagging tails
I <3 dogs

>>5009938
Imagine holding a really good treat up and then saying SIT!

What is /dog/ actually for? You faggots don’t even speak. Let’s just nuke it alongside /kot/.

>>5009936
Do you have a peer reviewed source for that question?

>>5009949
Let me tell you the story of the time a small chihuahua wandered alone into the woods.

He had been abandoned by his master. The chihuahua trembled in fear.

The ent tree came alive that night with ravenous designs for the chihuahua.

The ent tree shot out is branches and ensnared the shaking chihuahua, binding its front and back legs to the ground.

Another branch shot out from the evil tree and whipped the chihuahua viciously.

The beatings continued all night.

Then the ent tree decided it was time for a new game and a thorny branch erupted from the ent tree and wrapped itself around the chihuahuas genitals. The scrotum of the chihuahua fell off like a soggy wet ravioli.

Then the terrible tree unleaded another thorny branch which it thrust into the chihuahua’s poor little rump. In and out the branch went. The tree took pleasure in this while ropes of the chihuahuas intestines spewed all over the floor of the forest.

This continued all night.

Only then did the chihuahua finally realize where he was. He was in hell. He had done nothing good in his life and this was his reward for being a chihuahua.

This has been another exciting episode of DOG TALK on /an/. I assume this is what you wanted to see here.

Yea im thinking Reddit has better dog discussion.

>>5009949
Give it about 5 years and few rangebans.

Number one rule here on /dog/: Have fun.

>>5009955
The ent tree had fun with the chihuahua that night, anyone can see that truth.

>>5009955
For me, it’s rin tin tin.

>>5009949
To post dog, of course.

>>5009962
nice tongue

>>5009928
The Husky is a white guy in southern Texas.

Posting this from a new MacBook here.

New MacBook user here

>>5009967
>>5009965
I think you are lying. Post dog + macbook or be forever banished!

That heatwave was hotter than two rats in a wool sock.

What goes on in these states…dog-wise?

>>5009974
>>5009974
Forgot file fuuuuck

>>5009976

>>5009977
>California
Monopolizing the puppy bowl

>Texas
Cheating in the puppy bowl

>Team Fluff got beat by a blind/deaf player.
Moosh is the GOAT, embarrassing display for team fluff.

Go Ruffs!

wheres nu tho?

>>5009984
Make it. It is not that difficult, really.

Do all dogs do this?

>>5010001

Gay morning to you all /dog/

GM west coastie roasties

GM flyover scum.

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/gFDCHdKbKBY?si=oJUjwF8lmW8FWmeV

Hey guys, my sister wants her dog back because she’s getting married to some rich guy. She still hasn’t really learned to take care of an animal or treat it like anything else than a teddy bear to be used for one’s own entertainment. What should I do?

LOW
RIDA

>>5010207
God I wish my balls dragged across the ground when I walked.

>>5010227
Angel here, I put in a word with god. Your new balls will be here shortly.

>>5010227
But the chaffing. You would need a custom made sack guard for protection.

>dog got into the trash again
god damn it I was going to take him for a walk but now I don't want to reward his bad behavior

>>5010232
But it's your fault he got into the trash.

>>5010234
How so

>>5010232
It's not his fault. He's a scavenger by nature. You need to secure the trash better so he doesn't do it.

>>5010236
Because you allowed him access to it. It's your responsibility to keep the garbage or any other dangerous things out of his reach.

Do I need to update my dog's Bordetella shot?

>>5010241
You don't have a trash can in your house?

>>5010247
I do, but my dog doesn't go through it. If he did I would put it somewhere he could not access.

Do you blame your dog for pissing inside if you forgot to bring him out in morning? I see both situations similarly.

>>5010232
Why do dogs choose to eat raw sewage?

>>5005863
wow! was this shit on large format film? so much contrast

Any suggestions for new thread topic that will be ignored after 3 posts?

>>5010379
Haha no silly! That is just 35mm film. The contrast is from a weird film I used and a smashed and slammed editing style.

>Haha no silly!

>>5010440
I told my dogs you posted a wojak and this was their reaction.

>>5010440
Alexander Sledogovich Snufkin says only post dog.

>>5009352
me being directed to a reddit post bu google, and its littered with chatgpt-esque pronoun and disclaimer front loaded shit sandwich of a replies

Good morning /dog/

>>5010409
Make the thread topic something controversial like spay/neuter what to feed or not to feed your dog etc.

>page 5
where the FUCK is nu?

I need it

Can someone reccomend a sustainable dog food brand?

Nu?

>page 6
WHAT THE FUCK

Im not making the new thread. Someone else needs to do it. The nu ladyboy is doing way too much.

I'm fem tho

Not my problem.

>page 7
We need nu now than ever before

does anyone have that webm where that alpha commander doge stops a fight

>page 8

Its time

>>5011470
>>5011470
>>5011470

>>5009249
Alpha showed up and the lesser dog got scolded. What's there to discuss.

>>5009224
Fucking Gmork lookin ass from the Neverending Story, God that shit scared me as a kid.