Pero con cerveza edition

happy 4th

>tfw my dog violated the NAP on Independence Day by waking me up early when I wanted to sleep on

>>5011470 (OP)
Alcohol is bad for you

What are we grilling today for the pups?

Can my dogs eat this?

>>5011649
Trim the excess fat, don't salt it, and you could give them some. Grassfed is a lot better for dogs.

I found a flea on my dog today. I thought they were just a myth perpetuated by you know who to sell poison.

>>5011549
I'm out of charcoal and I don't wanna put on pants

>>5011655
Act quickly or you'll be in a world of hurt.

>>5011655
I want to genocide every last flea, tick, and ear mite

>>5011654
They can eat the fat mr hippy. The only reason they wouldn't is if they were fat themselves, had health issues, or ate it semi-frequently.

>>5011662
Pancreatitis, boomer bro.

>>5011664

>>5011659
please keep your antisemitic ranting to /pol

Is this nu?

>>5011664
>t. small dog

>>5011665
The reason I said grassfed is because the omega 3 - 6 ratio is better, which means the meat is less inflammatory and the fat may actually be good for them...

You know sort of like how animals naturally eat in the wild?

Sometimes these guys can be pretty goofy.

>>5011470 (OP)
Nice thread, OP.

>>5011537
I made this because my dog heard a barely audible firecracker earlier today and got scared
>>>/wsg/5915207

I'm not sure it makes sense even with context, but whatever

>>5011649
>wet slimy texture
Too much ointment for my liking.

>>5011662
>>5011664
On one hand i want to agree that dogs can basically eat whatever prat of the animal they want and be fine. But on the other hand whenever I feed my dog too much fat he gets diarrhea. I think animals in the wild are usually way leaner than the animals we raise on farms.

>>5011723
You have autism

>>5011741
>I think animals in the wild are usually way leaner than the animals we raise on farms.
Sure they are chicken boy

How long before my dog understand he needs to stop going into the trash. Everytime he goes into the trash I put him into his crate and increase the time each time he does. Right now he's on a hour timeout in his crate. If he goes back to the trash again he'll be in the crate again for another hour.

>>5011747
Keep us posted

>>5011747
Try doing timeout with a leash looped around a door handle in a closed room, since you don't want him to associate his crate with punishment.

Dog has been disobeying me a lot recently and it's starting to piss me off

>>5011704
I like marshmallow dog

>>5011783
Chop on foo!

what do you call this?

>>5011792
Burnt marshmallow

Do I want a golden retriever?

happy 4th!

>>5011792
Blackface heather

>>5011804
Doggie doo kek!

>>5011808
‘Toid dog

Cattle dog's first time with fireworks tonight and we live in a beaner neighborhood so they're going hard but luckily he doesn't seem too phased. Happy 4th of july to everyone except pitbulls!

>>5011822
How's your training going?

What happens in this place regarding dogs?

>>5011825

>>5011825
Also curious about this place…?

>>5011824
He is going okay although now that he is almost 6 months he is getting bolder and will run off a little bit if he is on a trail or at the park so need to work on recall. He's okay with me but when he's with my wife he doesn't really listen to her. Other aspects of training he is really good, like he will pick up what words mean just from us saying them over and over again. I can tell him to go and grab specific toys like ball, bone or tug (for the tug rope) and he knows which one to go grab. I don't really know what stuff to train with him other than recall desu. My dogs growing up were just feral farm dogs and never had any training.

>>5011828
>>5011827
Look at your pics lol

Are these reputable dog parks…?

>>5011832

>>5011830
Should add that 99% of the time if we are out hiking on a trail or walking on the beach he will stay within 10ft of me even without a leash so that's kinda why i feel like i don't need to train him much. He's also totally toilet trained and was from about 12 weeks old. These dogs are so damn smart.

>>5011832
We. Will. Find. You.

>>5011792
A warning against breeding for deformity

>>5011834
Never become complacent. Always practice the important commands.

>>5011835
Wow I've been there before actually.

>>5011847
ill breed ur mum lel

>Deborah Mary Roberts was on a walk with her two Staffordshire bull terriers, Tyson and Ruby on July 8 this year when she fell with the rope leads around her neck.

>It is understood her pets began “fiercely yanking” on the leads in a bid to help the 47-year-old up.

>But in doing so, the dogs began to strangle Mrs Roberts, reports North Wales Live.

>>5011888
‘Toids DYING OUT

New Muslim here. Why are angels scared of dogs?

SHITberian FATsky kek!!!

NIGerman SHITperd kek!!!

FATstralian SHITperd kek!!!

GAY PISSrenees

Is this true?

All these nonsense posts courtesy of bassetfag, the only person more able to ruin /dog/ than the cat schizo.

>>5011983
Yes. Huskoids BTFO.

>>5011988
bassetfag MINDFUCKED fatsky

FATsky kek!!!

>>5011997
Kek! It's Kino.

>>5011994
I don't hate any dogs. Some dogs are better at certain tasks, but they all get a shot at being a good boy/girl. :( So hateful.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uwumj-gIjUE
strange things are happening in korea...

>>5012002
>korea mentioned
>in the dog thread
I aren't click that

>>5011952
>>5011953
>>5011954
>>5011955
JEWba PIGinu

ASSett Chudhound

AborTED Collie

>too hot to take dog for a walk
the curse of owning a brachycephalic breed

>>5012067
I am so sick of it being 95 degrees. fuck this

>>5011983
>Cat people are more creative and artistically daring. Dog people can make good particle physicists and engineers. Look up famous cat people, all artists. Look up famous dog people, all politicians and scientists. Ever seen cat person art? Its amazing. Dog person art? Its accurate, well done, and boring. Dog people have hitlers artistic sense, cat people have that black jazz and jewish funk. If you’re a dog person you probably shouldnt be wasting your time with photography as an art because jazz and funk is all that stands out. Anyone can be accurate and realistic if they buy a nice camera.
goldmine

/p/ btfos the dogfags harder than /an/ ever could

>>5012076
>dog people are literally hitler

Absolutely btfo.

>>5012076
Pablo picasso, andy warhol, and Dali were all dog lovers. Unfortunately this mental illness rings true.

>>5012078
>3 worst artists in history were all dog lovers
damn

>>5012081
They loved cats also lol. Georgia "pussy flowers" okeefe was also a dog person.

>>5012086
>another horrible artist was a dog person
catchads stay winning

>>5012090
Every artist is bad on 4chan retard.

INCEL ADAMS... Loved... DOGS. Haha take that!

>>5012096
What a time to be alive, when 100 boring photos of completely in focus trees were a stunning novelty.
>wow you got the trees in focus? all of them? THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!

Now everyone can shoot like ansel adams using just their phone. And yet photofags are still taking photos with out of focus trees. Sad.

>>5012102
>t.

/dog/ isnt allowed to exist. this is a cat website.

>>5012106
>t.

>>5011822
NTA but why not pitbulls?

>>5012139
A pitbull bit of his left pinky toe when he was 6 years old.

>>5012142
Actually a pitbull mauled my cousin's face when she was 6.

>>5012175
lol

How do I train my dog to better regulate his nervous system?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFwJzrfUeQ

Marsha Mallow says good afternoon.

>>5012404
its like a cuter version of the farm weirdo's dog

>>5012407

>dog dominance is a myth
>dogs dont have pack leaders etc
>if you disagree your a bigot chud etc
>go to dog park
>dogs are all following a husky around
>if two dogs play turns into a minor scuffle husky comes to break it up
>other dogs are following around the husky
>husky is putting his head over other dog aka dominant behavior
>yet im told this stuff is fake science by people
What caused this "there are no dominant" dogs theory to take root. Not every dog is going to be submissive and all have their own personalities. Like there are dominant dogs that exist. But you don't "dominant" a dominant dog instead you show the dog your the leader by restricting freedom aka timeouts and feeding the dog be it through hand feeding or having the dog perform a task before eating. But for some reason "dog" people hate hearing people say there are dogs with dominant personalities like they dont exist. You can't tell me if a group of dogs got together there wouldnt be one of them leading the group, no different with humans there are leaders and followers same applies to dogs.

>>5012404
>>5012416
This is like when fat bitches use high-angle shots to hide their fatness

>>5012426
Lol. She is not fat. She's just... husky!

>>5012424
>What caused this "there are no dominant" dogs theory to take root.
Same reason as always, femoid marxist neolib equality nonsense.

>>5012431
Adorable

My buddy is now one year old. Time goes so fast.

Imagine kissing a dog.

>>5012424
dog dominance between humans and dogs is a myth. you're a different species so it would be like you giving a shit about the dominance rituals of a parrot. would you really, really care to the point of unquestioning and polite obedience if a parrot got macho with you?

dogs are the only ones who can effectively discipline another dog. as a human, you can only work with them.
>But for some reason "dog" people hate hearing people say there are dogs with dominant personalities like they dont exist
That's not dog people that's land shark owners and scummy trainers promising that every dog can be fixed and live in any arrangement.

>>5012424
>huskoid owners: they're the cutest, friendliest dogs!
>how huskoids look to other dogs:

>>5012509
nta but i do think dogs feel safer and more confident with an owner who sets good boundaries and is consistent with them. i don't know that it's "dominance" in the sense that you all are talking, but it's for sure being a leader.

>It's just how they play
>They're having fun
>Aren't they cute?
It actually is how they play btw

>>5012521
So true.

>>5012521
huskies are kinda retarded with the way they play ngl. I've seen no other dog breed physically run into other dogs as "play" and push them with their front paws like an idiot

>>5012526
>punching other dogs
>tackling other dogs
>flipping other dogs over
whether they mean it or not, the average huskies behavior is naturally dominant and living proof that some dogs are just dominant, and there's no way they'll ever not be unless they're traumatized into never doing anything.

dogs like this should only be owned by people with higher than average intelligence and physical ability.

>>5012539
My Australian Shepherd does this.

>>5012539
My mom's Chihuahua does this.

>>5012431
That dog is EYE POPPINGLY fat

>>5012541
>australian shepherd
>livestock guard dog/collie (autism spitz) heritage
>bred to bully cattle
>second most aggressive herding dog after german shepherds
checks out

>>5012431
that dog is EYE POPPINGLY fat kek!!!

>>5012545
Shes on a weight loss journey. Do not discourage her with grotesque imagery and inconsiderate comments. Please and thank you.

>>5012542
>chihuahuas are extremely aggressive
>chihuahuas act like tiny huskies

>>5012548
GAY PISSrenees kek!!!

>>5012548
Did you really name your dog Marshmallow and expect her to not look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man?

>>5012553
Her name is Marsha K. Mallow. Please get it right. "Samoyeds" should be fluffy and puffy at all times. I see nothing wrong with these breed standards.

>>5012552
RUDE.

>>5012552
Kek! It’s kino.

>>5012552
You wouldn't say that to her face, punk.

>>5012555
>>5012552
Whats going to happen to your dogs now that you’re mentally disabled, SS?

>>5012563
The fun police have no place on /dog/.

Hope everyone had a good weekend except pitbulls

>>5012563

>>5012567
It went swell. I was essentially afforded a vacation in exchange for a rather short routine business meeting. I was gifted tickets to see the nearest baseball stadium (sponsored by my job).

GREAT FITrenees

no one cares mindfucker retard

Everyone cares mindfucker genius.

>>5012582
Nice. This is a post I can really appreciate and care about.

>>5011656
I did but I'm not used to the cheap stuff so I applied it wrong and she's still got fleas on her ass FUCK

>>5012592
The stuff you put on their back doesn't work. Most fleas have immunity. You gotta get the prescription shit. It's bad for dogs so don't use it consistently unless there's a high risk of heartworm and/or lyme disease in your area

>>5012563
Schizophrenia is bad for you.

>>5012595
What the fuck? Sony pepe fat husky basset?
You are mentally ill
>inb4 it's a discord thing
You are still mentally ill

>>5012595
LOL. Not the snoy wolfs howling at the Moonft! What is that fuzzy thing on the left tho?

Behold, my attempt at a /dog/ discord shitpost.

Basshit hound fujifilm KEK. fatsky canon lmao. 8.5x11 film chad aussiehunde. t. truck pitbull

>>5012601
KEK its kino!

>>5012601
Do a german shepherd using a view camera taking a picture of some eggs.

>>5012603

>>5012593
It's disgraceful that in order to get access to effective medicine, you first have to chip in to pay for some faggot fuck's second yacht

>>5012604
Wow what an adorable image. The composition is inspiring!

>>5012605
There are ways around some of it. Fish store sells prescription only antibiotics, but you gotta know how to dose it properly. It is frustrating, but sometimes it makes sense in some cases. Would you trust the average dog owner to know the weight of their within 5lbs to properly dose them and fully read/understand dosage instructions?

>>5012601
Kek! It’s kino.

>>5012601
>fatsky canon lmao
kek…KEK!!!

>>5012601
more like this please and thank you.

>>5012563
you’re so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad.

‘Koids ain’t it

DYING OUT

https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pet-advice/is-the-siberian-husky-falling-in-the-popularity-stakes.html

Tick tock ‘koids

Day of the bath is almost here

>>5012623
Not the HECKING doghair

>>5012624
More like being replaced by Pomskys, which are fucking nightmares because you get small dog neurosis combined with husky energy.

>>5012606
>Would you trust the average dog owner to know the weight of their within 5lbs to properly dose them and fully read/understand dosage instructions?
No, considering I'm above average and just fucked it up. But having a guy glance at my dog for ten seconds and charge me $50 for the privilege wouldn't have prevented me from fucking up either.

How bad is it if my 8kg dog snarls at me?
One time I went to pick up his bone because I was going out and I don't trust him with it when I'm not around and he snarled
Another time there was some food lodged under a door frame and I pushed his head out of the way with my foot to see what he was doing and he snarled at me for a second

>>5012659
snarl back

DYING OUT

>>5012629
kek ‘koids dying out

>>5011833
hi florida fren

>>5012710
He’s Texan you eunuch slave boi scumfuck

>>5012710
He’s Floridian and you’re literally Caesar

>>5012744
My baf

>>5012710
My bad

>>5012744
My bad!

>>5012744
Sorry I didn’t know

>>5012744
I literally had no idea

>>5012744
I apologize!

>>5012744
Sorry sorry!

>>5012744
Please have mercy

>>5012579
Cutie

HOPPED UP OUT THE BED, TURN MY SWAG ON

>>5012769
>’koid musician
>wakes up thinking about bassets
That tracks.

This spammer and his one sided circlejerk with leocunt and heatherseppo is irritating. Can we send him back to /p/?

>>5012782
Send ALL these discord niggas back to /p/. The husky fucker doesnt even post here more than once a week. But they’re apparently big on this cancerous discord.
>schizophrenic catfag zoophile pedo could not kill /dog/ despite committing felonies while trying since 2020
>husky shepherd basset made a discord
>general instantly killed (mostly by basset fags weird autistic obsessive behavior)

>>5012785
I’m fem tho

>>5012782
>>5012785
False flag samefag

>>5012785
Heathersan is an obese black man, and Marciekun is a south korean twink.

I would never associate with either of them outside the forced interactions of this 4channel jail type website.

Different fag here. She’s female thoughever.

>be ‘koid
>racemix with pomeranians
>die out
lol…LOL!!!

kek…KEK!!!

This discord faggotry is headache inducing.

If I didnt know surfing sputnik/marciefag is actually a real telegram/discord faggot and there actually is a circlejerk chatroom moderated by him and heather's husband, I would think cat website schizo rehashed his "pretend to be eevees owner" schtick and found a new way to try and get /dog/ to die.

>>5012802
I was never invited to any discord and I'm scared to use telegram. :(

>>5012808
I opened the /dog/ telegram invite once and it kept filling up with zoophiles like leto, deerfucker, and foxy dani. Then I checked some time later, heathers owner had left, and marcies owner was literally offering to suck anya's owners dick.

>>5012800
So CUTE. Its like a whole narrative between fatherdog and dogson in one picture.

>>5012811
Oh yeah I remember that from a long time ago lol. We have our chat right here on the barkbook! I don't see a need for a secret chat with all the freaks and weirdos on it.

>>5012802
Take your meds vpn schizo

Posting pomskies has ‘em inspecting hard kek…KEK!!!

>>5012815
>2/3s of the thread is shitpost injokes between 3 people
>no we're not discord trannies MEDS
I lurked your telegram I already know what ya'll do.

Let them truckers roll

>>5012817
Fuck you I have no idea what's going on either.

>>5012820
you have a discord tranny infestation.
ya general ded. no coming back from this level of shit.

/dog/ finna get moved to /trash/.

>>5012821
>guy makes 6 goofy posts
>/dog/ IS SOOOOO OVER OMGAWD GUISE.

Start a better conversation instead of being a schizo crybaby and lumping ME into something I have never been a part of. Ya?

>>5012823
Literally this

>>5012821
Your shit at being an inspector. Just stop.

>>5012823
>I'm not a part of it. I'm just part of 50% of the memes. There is no discord circlejerk here no no no.
>its just six posts
I tried to count every obvious discord tranny post (ie: fatsky, basset, "heather", "leo", aussie, kek it kino, shitperd shitsky fatsky fatperd, anyafag dox hunt) and gave up after 25. It's probably around 50.

>>5012826
>Make 50+ nonsense discord tranny posts with almost every bizarre in joke meme being about 3 posters, two of whom were spotted in the /dog/ telegram before it turned into a secret zoophile club
>THERE IS NO DISCORD
/dog/ is overrun with discord trannies
there is no coming back from this level of shit
1/3 of the posts in this thread are nonsense that only make sense and are only funny to 3 people from a shitty furfag chatroom
your general is dead.
it's getting moved to /trash/.

>>5012831
>>5012828
You’re so out of your depth and element it’s not even funny.

>>5012828
Leo is not discord or telegram and neother is his owner. It's a proven fact. Cope harder and then... leave maybe?

The posts that confuse you also confuse me. You're ascribing meaning to the meaningless and then getting your panties in a twist over it.

>>5012828
>kek it kino
lmao

>>5012833
In other words, the discord trannies that took over this thread (anya, basset and husky) are terminally obsessed with you and bring random faggots into their nonsense memes whether they're in the cuckscord or not? If you wanted to claim your general is not ruined and bound for /trash/ this is not proving you right. it actually means the discord infestation is much worse than previously assumed.

/dog/ is a discord circlejerk.
no, it is below a discord circlejerk. it is a discord gossip club that subsumes everything else like the blob. things outside the discord are taken within the discord and spammed in nonsense discord gossip meme form.

your general is dead.

it's getting moved to /trash/.

>its discord!!!1
I can’t believe fundies actually believe this

>>5012836
This guy has an entire fiction novel written about the barkbuddies in his head. He should have paid more attention during history class!

Id still read it if he chose to publish, but I doubt he will.

>>5012835
Sorry, angry lil guy. Contribute to the thread in a positive manner instead of writing essays about your headcanon. You're worse than the goofy posters ong fr fr.

>>5012840
>"the barkbuddies"
You're just proving the discord faggotry allegations as if the undertale clown doll avatarfag and 50 posts of discord in jokes weren't enough

I think essays SUCK

>>5012842
It’s Billy the puppet from Saw you seething essaytranny. Your cope is generational and it’s fueling my entertainment.

We’re entering another meme phase and there’s nothing you can do about it fundies

>>5012850
>We're entering a meme phase that's completely about 3 circlejerky posters
>these 3 refer to each other by name
>these 3 talk about where they live to each other
>some /dog/ psoters randomly start talking about how they think dogs are sexually attracted to humans
>but this isn't a discord tranny infested general
It's a discord tranny general
Your thread is beyond shit
It's getting moved to /trash/

/kot/ is doing great

>>5012853
You’re so out of your depth and-

>>5012842
Salty cry baby tears season the based /dog/ thread. Sorry you missed out on the last moments of the /dog/ general not being extremely shit. Sorry you failed to create any parasocial relationships on 4channel! Fun police don't deserve any good things, really.

Everyone left because of a years long trolling campaign by a cat guy posting 30 images of dog abuse everyday. Go cry in the jeffry general thread next?

I GO ON THE 4CHANNEL DOG GENERAL TO GET UPSET AT PEOPLE POSTING DOG!

THIS IS A SUPER SERIOUS WEBSITE AND I AM A SUPER SERIOUS PERSON!

Discuss treats

>>5012864
You don't post many dogs. You post way more nonsensical circlejerk memes about 3 posters who refer to each other by name and know where each other live.

This does not happen in /kot/.

>>5012858
>Everyone left because of a years long trolling campaign by a cat guy posting 30 images of dog abuse everyday.
I have been on 4chan since 2010 and this has never happened. Maybe, once a week, the cat schizo would post two gross bestiality images or a half dozen dead dogs from the third world and get banned 10 minutes later. Bugguy's repeated threats about killing peoples cats went on longer than that. What is a fact is /dog/ has always been a nickname basis circlejerk and it has only degenerated from there. Right now /dog/ is 3 telegram/discord trannies who know each other posting nonsensical memes about their dogs.

What’s tom been up to? Making salmon tips? Shooting a few weddings here and there? When’s the three-man midsummer meetup? Who’s bringing what? I have the score on some fish tails.

>>5012868
All 7 of my dogs go crazy over these zuke's treats. They are made from simple ingredients and have non crumbly texture. Would definitely recommend.

>>5012869
LOL COPE. Moot said my dog was really cute day 2 of 4chan being online, newfag.

I miss the old /dog/ trannies

>>5012874
Straight from the go /dog/ trannies?

>>5012872
>You refer to each other by name
>You know what /dog/ posters do for a living
>You know where /dog/ posters live
>None of this has gets openly discussed on 4chan, /dog/ trannies just blurt it out like they already knew it
>And it only applies to 3 main people with maybe 2 others orbiting
>But you totally aren't all in a discord/telegram
This thread is beyond saving
It is getting moved to /trash/

>>5012880
>has been/gets
I'm experiencing visceral disgust, so I made a typo.

It is official. /dog/ is an actual discord zoophile colony. They probably even have photos of each others faces. They are probably even planning meetups. This is not a 4chan thread. It is a discord server's dump.

>>5012880

Do you guys like my new puppy?

>>5012884
Wow, yeah he’s so cute! Heh, maybe they can be buddies.

my favorite thing about /kot/ is how there's totally new posters every week and noone refers to each other by name or knows what anyone does for a living or where they live

unlike /dog/ which is 3 zoophiles from a discord server

>>5012885
Thank you. Your dog is pretty cute as well. I'm sure they could be buddies and maybe even bark together or something. Does yours play fetch?

>>5012887
Yes but she prefers to stop and sniff the grass during the actual fetching part. Is this unreleased footage perchance?

Honestly? People should hit their dogs more. Does wonders to keep them in line.

LOOOOOONG DOOOOOOG

>>5012890
ironic :^)

>>5012889
We will figure things out! I'm sure a rowdy fetch is a possibility with some treats at stake.

Possibly, but this is surely unreleased footage.

THE QUEEN IS NOT AMUSED BY THIS TOMFOOLERY.

>>5012890
These people don't hit their dogs, unless it's "hit" "if you know what I mean"

Certified discord zoophile colony.

>When your dog makes the old(new)fag seethe.

I’m going for a hike brb

>>5012900
GLHF.

/dog/ really should be put out of its misery

Its literally 3 people from a fucking telegram chat making in jokes about their dogs, one guy with an acd that bit all hos friends, and maybe one lost redditor at any given time. Its not as lively and diverse as /kot/. Basset and husky post absolute nonsense that suppresses discussion and german shepherd is an attention whore that probably doxed himself.

>>5012915
Is this you final cope?

>>5012915
Currently on kot:
>ringworm
>litterbox argument
>cats dying or getting sick
>a few cute pictures

LIVELY and VIBRANT.

>>5012919
>people asking questions about pet care and posting their cats
>no regulars, no names
meanwhile on /dog/
>heather’s rapist and marcie molester posting discord tranny nonsense
>leos owner trying to cope with crushing isolation
>other people show up for 2 posts and leave forever

cat threads are about peoples pets
dog threads are shitposts and racist incels saying they hate brown people and their culture for daring to not like an animal that bites millions of americans every year

>>5012922
Dog contents:
Is steak good for my dog
What breed is this
Dog behavior/training advice
Do I want a golden retriever
Happy 4th of july
Dogs being good boys and good girls
Goofy shit and funny jokes
Angry seething fun police guy having a big meltie at based fun havers

This is vibrant and lively.

>>5012923
My cat bites me 100x more than my dogs do.
Marshmallow dog accidentally bit my pinky yesterday because she thought I was giving her a bite of a tortilla.

Nobody cares catschizo

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/y3KJ7d2qBoA?si=HKc3YWfsSCfruOHL

>>5012931
Is this a dogfucking confession?

Don’t reply to catschizos

>>5012933
Enjoy your 3 woman (male) circlejerk that everyone else abandons after a day

Cat schizos dont have to kill /dog/. /dog/ will kill itself because dog people are psycho.

>>5012931
It is a beautiful day today. Us outside goers and fun havers have another wonderful day to be grateful for!

>>5012782
Funny, /p/ wants them sent back to /an/. /dog/ posters are a cancer wherever they are.

/an/ doesnt have a dog general. it has a cancerous discord circlejerk and a bunch of cat threads. dog threads are always troll threads.
>cat
>website

>>5012944
Literally one guy because I trolled him a little bit about his special boy camera after he got mad at a harmless joke I said about one of his pictures.

Same guy had the biggest meltdown I've ever seen on this website aside from the catschizo spamming his AI stories about my dog for 500 posts in a row. LOL

>>5012951
They told me you and heathers owner spammed their compact camera general and killed it with charts and schizo nonsense about made up camera metrics like tonal pop.

The archive.palanq.win results checked out.

>>5011808
Yes but be prepared for extreme shedding events, stock up on lint rollers.

>>5012955
>believes the guy that is unreasonably upset at me for nearly no reason.

Everyone trolls the poor m43 guys on /p/

I'm not a chart guy lol, and I didn't spam their sensor size specific general. I usually start replying in threads when the m43 guy starts talking shit about me, which happens every time. He is literally obsessed with me and huskyfag. It's amusing.
I shoot and post mainly film. Care to share some examples from the archive?

>>5012960
I’m not your stalker and dont bookmark 4chan archives. Im just pointing out. /dog/ posters are disliked everywhere.

>>5012961
Well youre wrong. Its actual cope, which is fine. You probably cant help yourself.

The truth is there are weird people on this website that irrationally hate dogs, and love making a big fuss about it. I know why, but I dare not say it.

>>5012961
Here's the exact moment I became anti mft. I doubt you care, but look at the state of this thread before I ever had any "influence" same guy blames me and huskyfag entirely for ruining their precious mft general.

https://archive.palanq.win/p/thread/4367655/#q4368733

bought my dog rex specs ear protection, still nopes the fuck out to fireworks in the distance and thunder, be excited as hell to go outside, close the door, hear one bang and turns right the fuck around

>>5012982
Cute. I'm so happy my dog fears no noise. He was never afraid of them even as a puppy. I would make loud ass noises to try and scare him when he was young, but never got him to flinch.

>>5012961
Oh yeah. Idk if you are aware, but the /p/ janny started deleting all mft threads recently. It was pretty funny.

>>5012971
>get called nophoto for talking shit without a photo on a photo board
>start a months long argument, end up trolling /p/‘s compact camera threads so badly mods delete them just to rob you of your reply farm
dog people are hyper social sociopaths

>>5012990
I posted a photo in that exact thread RETARD.

>>5012971
Did you really link this like you’d look like the good guy? They just told you to put up or shut up and you spammed self fellating insults

>>5012993
Not at all. If you can read I was just saying the m43 guy couldn't take a stupid joke and that's what started it. I never argued with them or anything before that.

You have to understand that m43 was constantly trolled before I ever came around and once I started it was all blamed on me. In reality I barely ever post in those gay threads unless someone is already talking about me, which happens CONSTANTLY.

I got to get back in to photography.

>>5013006
If you post pictures of your dog on /p/ you will make like 3 people seethe uncontrollably at you. It's pretty funny, but kinda sad at the same time. Not sure if I would recommend.

>>5013009
I don't have a dog. I should get one.

>>5013012
Yeah man. They're great to have. Dogs have this crazy ability of revealing the true nature people. Even pictures of them will reveal all the shittiest people and best who look. It's wild. They're like a weird flashlight that illuminates the worst and best of humanity.

Thoughts on raw?

they dont know i have a micro four turds camera

>>5013029
How upset do you think people will be when I use discontinued fuji 8x10 slide film to take pictures of my dog with? I got 10 sheets of cold stored 50D for like 170 smackers.

Nice snap btw, but the nose is blurry so I give you a 0/10.

>>5013029
FATberian FATsky kek!!!

>>5013018
I think it's the best way to feed your dog. Kibble is goyslop.

I don't buy premade, I just do it myself. Staples are chicken wings, beef rib bones, turkey/lamb/beef mince, beef liver/kidney and sardines. Sometimes I give him small fillets of salmon or eggs in the shell. I try to keep all the foods under $5 a pound which is still not cheap but worth it imo. Took a bit of figuring out to make sure he was getting the right ratios of protein/fat and I basically just went off the consistency of his stools. Diarrhea = too much fat, constipation = too little fat or too much bone content. I generally try to do the 80/10/10 ratio which is 80% meat and bones, 10% organ and 10% fruit/vegetables. A lot of the time he will just ignore the vegetables I try to give him so whatever.

Also when I was growing up my family fed my dogs almost solely chicken wings and they are still alive, one is 15 and one is 16. These days I try to convince my parents to feed them more organ meat. So when people wring their hands about how important it is that your dog's diet is perfectly balanced I don't pay much mind to it. It's mostly just the big kibble industry brainwashing. I know it's somewhat important but dogs are adapted to be scavengers and eat what they can get, it's not like wolves or domesticated dogs of the past had a 'balanced' diet.

>>5013080
Cute pitsky

>>5011896
Dogs have been raised and breed to protect humans, if they dislike an angel, then maybe that angel is there to fuck with you.

>>5011896
Demons are, actually. It's happened before. Muhammad was well known for channeling demons.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_Verses

>>5013100
This.

Dude...is that Fucking Blackface?

>>5013110
Yes. It's very common and VERY problematic.

>>5013110
what up my fellow niggas

i'm not a cop dawg or nuffin, trust me. who sellin drugs today?

>>5013098
>raised and breed

>>5013176
no animal cruelty please

>>5013182
/kot/ posters see nothing wrong with it since their favorite pets are tiny furry sociopaths

>>5013080
Based, fuck big kibble

>>5011747
that kinda dick maybe indoor leash them so you can i inform and pull away from bad behaviors till it clicks
>>5011783 try not to abuse them they really are like children of same age, heard a instersting take on jewtube count to 4 then redirect them with anything positive behavior chewing shit timeout in bed with a chew toy where thats allowed type thing, ive been tryi g to carry cheese cubes and hotdogs to bribe mine from bad encounters very food motivated been listening to susan garret lately and she makes some good points about behavior

>>5013127
psychotic face

>>5013256
I love mals so much.

>>5013293
How come the coolest looking dogs are all extremely high maintenance?

>>5013300
Good question.

>The discordnigger got IP wiped

>>5013313
He flew a little too close to the sun. Many such cases. Sad!
It is kind of funny that he was pissing someone off so much that they were begging the Jannies to clean it up.

>>5013322
Discordniggers get the rope
Anonymous namefags get the rope
Generalfag circlejerk memes get the rope

>>5013323
>still seething
>still begging the jannie to do the job she can't
>still so easily baited

LOL. You know It's bad karma to wish death upon people. Your existence may very well be living proof of that. :)
Anyways I hope you have a better day today.
Have any dog related questions to talk about in the dog thread or will you be having another melty?

>xe can't stop xerself from replying
Total circlejerker death.

I just fed my dog AND my cat an unseasoned trimmed pork rib and there is no ___fag, ___anon, or ___'s owner label to my name for anyone to remember it by. And there never will be. General circlejerk culture is cancer.

>begs jannies to stop them
>begs posters to stop posting
>cries and lies when everyone laughs

The dogblog will continue with renewed vigor.

Xe replied again. Thank g*d. For a minute we almost didn't know how xe felt about something.

>Makes the anonymoos seethe

>>5013339
This post sounds frustrated like his dog escaped last week

>>5013346
Dogblog posting is meta irony designed to counter troll the catschizo after his months long tirade begging everyone to stop being friends and having fun on HIS dog general. (Similar to the anonymoos melty going on right now, but less gay)

That OP and some other dogblog posts were basically the last straw to trigger the greatest meltdown I've ever seen where catschizo posted over 500 ai generated stories spanning multiple dog generals about my dog having babies with a pitbull and getting brutally killed. Actual good came out of us doing that. He essentially stopped posting in the dog general after his meltdown.

Absolutely worth a read in the archives. It's hilarious.

>>5013349
I don't care about your gay crush on cat schizo. Circlejerks are cringe.

>>5013350
Project harder. Lol.

>>5013349
Catnigger is battling his urges to give up completely (she will)

>>5013584
IRL party at my place when the pedo is finally gone for good? I could smoke up some of the pork I raised. It's delicious and I'm pretty good at making bbq.

It boggles my mind that we have a boomergooner defending that monster with us right now. I can't even imagine the mental illness required to justify such depravity.

I knew they were smart when I went to get one, I just didn't expect them to understand every fucking word you say and hold grudges and throw tantrums

>5013604
cringe circlejerk

>>5013610
based doge underestimator

>5013620
>obsessed and seething beyond belief
>any conversation has now become circlejerking
>unashamedly circlejerks and fellates the literal pedo

The absolute state of my obsessed sissies. Kek

>say "cringe circlejerk"
>receive unhinged narcissistic rant about pedophiles
leo moment

Leo’s owner posts on feral friday
Heathers owner too
And, Marcie’s owner is… gay. For traps.

Barkbuddies: over.

>pedo defender contines to seethe

My sides.

>>5013016
Mfw this continues to be proven 100% correct.

>>5013691
>>5013690
All this seethe because you got called a circlejerk

guess whos bday is this week ordering a dino bone from amazog

just a big beef bone afaik the same shit you see in every pet store that has 1 that sits on the shelf and gets touched by niggers all year

>>5013716
How old? Looks like an excellent dog.


>>5013713
Appreciate the (you)s, lad. The staggering amount of projection is amusing as well.

>5013727
You are literally incapable of not replying, circlejerker.

Is that someone projecting again? LOL.

>>5013727
im told 4 from the previous owner but im not sure i believe that i think shes a bit older but ive had her for 2 years and shes been pretty much the same size just thicker

i mean 1 yea this is our 1st year anniversary together

first fucking dog too, fuck, shes big like 3ft from shoulder/neck to ass, she can stand up and lick a 6ft tall man in the face

>>5013733
Damn my dogs going to start getting gray hairs at 4?
Gsd can be pretty big yeah. Mines 95lbs and I keep him super lean.

>>5013739
no idea, complete craigslist rescue and first doge in general let alone an ar15 dog no joke everything you search for german shep is "molle compatible!, choice of tacitcal black or camo, complete with picitiny grips"

>>5013743
Has the vet confirmed her age?
How's she been so far? I got mine from a showline breeder. He's still definitely a GSD, but his drive is overall lower than examples I've seen online. He is pretty independent and relatively easy to manage overall. I don't need to exhaust him every day or he will destroy my house out of boredom.

Gsd are highly tactical dogs so it makes sense they would be advertised as such hah.

>>5013745
no vet yet but i wanna see one for some perscriptions like simpatico trio rabbies vac expires this month too

>>5013749
Nice. Ask about her age when you're there and report back if you dont mind. I feel like she may be older than 4.. Tell her I say happy birthday as well. :D

>first fucking dog
was there a non-fucking dog?

>>5013753
Your mother. That's why I dumped that bitch.

>>5013757
My mother died in childbirth before you were born

i just find it hard to believe shes 3, and i had her at two and shes always been over 60lb does that sound possible how i date a dog since we;re alreadty talking about fucking dogs lets make it even funnier with dating them

>>5013765
I see, you want the husky posters to come back

Member when based cat schizo baited leo anon into accidentally implying he was present in feral friday, and then cat schizo admitted to raping his cat because why not?

>>5013758
Why is a geriatric on 4channel? Don't you have some tapioca pudding to eat right about now?

>>5013776
No because I don't obsessively follow the other users of an anonymous image board.

>>5013782
No sane person does. No sane person calls a confirmed pedo based and defends their actions either.

>>5013776
Release the shepstein files NOW

>samefag attention whore provides /dog/ poster with more attention
>years long obsession factually proven by his own obsessive posts
>doesn't see that his posts are just the same as a circle jerk except negative
>defends board ruining pedo

Guys... Is this really what winning looks like?

>>5013789
Multiple people dislike you.

>>5013776
>implying he was present in feral friday
What's wrong with that?

>Doesn't deny any of it.

The entertainment never freaking ends!

>>5013805
>>5013800
just an average /dog/

any long time dog owners wanna estimate the age of my dog from its teeth stains? cause aint no way shes 3 with those chompers

>>5013963
My dog only had some yellowing at age 7

Get this dog a dental

>>5013805
I too pay attention to which allegations circlejerkers do and do not deny

Gooood morning. I hope you all have a wonderful day! Do not forget to give your dog a few treats. :D

>>5013971
My favorite summer activity is grilling hamburgers and sharing the last few bites with my dog, he takes each piece so gently from my hand you can tell he knows it's really special :)

>>5013975
I do the same with sandwiches all the time. Hah. Sometimes he drops the bite and eats the individual components and it makes me sad because he's missing out on the deliciousness of a true sandwich bite.

Hopefully the next thread is better. I don't understand what is happening here.

>>5013971
I think Marsha K. Mallow could do with a few less treats

>>5014251
Basically pic is what happened.

Ruff ruff woof woof! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Collies on /p/ motherfucker! We takin over this shit!
(Colliechads on your board motherfucker! We takin over this shit!)

>>5014273
Did you know that dog stands for designated optical genius?

>>5014265
Based surfing dog

>>5014251
Every now and then this thread attracts an annoying attention whore and zoophile combo (ie: eeveefag and leto, leofag and the /dog/ trannygram). There is some drama, they leave, and the thread recovers for a while.

Will the cycle repeat? Stay tuned.

Good morning! I hope you get to enjoy this beautiful day with your dogs!
Please do not forget to practice your recall.

Does your dog just stare at you all day?

>>5014570
only when he's awake
and whenever I get up to do anything he gets super excited in a WHAT ARE WE DOING BOSS HUH HUH?? way that sometimes gets a little annoying, but is mostly charming

>>5014572
Same, especially when he knows we are going out.

He grabs the other dogs food bowl and carries it aroumd 50 feet away to eat it. Usually he spills some picking it, but this time he did not. The absolute criminal.

>>5014572
That's a shepherd moment

>>5011659
My dog got a tick on his fucking lip. Right next to a big sensitive whisker. Took me probably two dozen attempts over 3 days to finally get him to sit still for the 5 seconds of face touching required to remove it. Big squirmy baby.

>>5014653
Try this technique next time.

https://youtu.be/1bYsyRy4888

>>5014572
what breed is this doggo?
I have a white female that looks just like him, but I wasn't sure if white huskies are really a thing.
>only when he's awake
lol same.

>>5014670
Looks like a white swiss shepherd
Fun fact, all dogs that have a "white" coat but with black noses/lips/eyes (think maltese or samoyed) in actuality have a light cream color coat, dogs that are white with pink noses on the other hand have no pigment
https://coatsandcolors.com/solid-white-coat-in-dogs/

>>5011470 (OP)
in march i found a lab/pit/mutt and picked him up from a mexican.
ive been training him with positive enforcement, treats when he shits outside and such
its been months and the little shit still refuses to listen, jumps on people, bites too hard (playfully), loses his mind when he smells something interesting to him.
i really dont know what to do. all he know is a few commands and still wont listen if he thinks you dont have a treat.
please help

>>5014697
you don't just need positive reinforcement, you need negative punishment (taking away the reinforcer) and also working within thresholds, like treating the moment before he jumps

>>5014698
im afraid ill hurt him that way. the last time i spanked him he wouldnt stop crying.

>>5014699
that's not negative punishment...

>>5014701
hes really fast to extreme action. immediately jumping and barking as soon as another human is near.
is this just how puppies act? i cant even pet him. not because hes afraid of touch but because he goes insane and starts playing. then just spinning in place. or biting.

>giant cockroach in my room
>get rid of it
>dog smells the area where I found it and she almost vomits
Should I be worried :/

>>5014720
It's under your floor anon, listening to you

>>5014697
>>5014704
>playful biting
Put bitter apple spray on the back of your hands to curb nibbles.
Yelp loudly if it actually bites too hard, this is how puppies normally learn limits.

>>5014723
>Yelp loudly if it actually bites too hard, this is how puppies normally learn limits.
Not that anon, but my puppy seems to take that as she's winning

>>5014725
You need to yelp and then stop playing with them so they don't take it as a play noise but instead a stop sign.

>>5014728
I do, the walking away does more than the yelp. Sadly I can't show much pain or she will think me weak and not stop

>>5014731
The yelp helps her to understand that you're stopping because she bit too hard by being an instant response to the behavior while the loss of a play partner is the consequence that makes her not want to do it again. If you just yelp but keep playing, it's just trash talk and she'll ignore it unless she's super sensitive.

>>5014733
I'll keep this in mind. I will admit she doesn't bite me much anymore, but she still bites and tears other peoples hands and arms, which is a bad issue.

>>5014737
If she's still fairly young, try and find her a puppy playmate who she can wrestle with. Dogs are pretty good at teaching each other how hard they can bite while it's play vs actually hurting.

>>5014739
Thanks for the advice, I see if I can arrange a playdate soon for her

My dog knows that the only place he should go to the bathroom is outside so I don't have him trained to use any indoor pads(I don't want him to do that anyway). I always try to take him out one last time before bed and make sure he goes so there's no accidents at night. Problem is he's deathly scared of fireworks or anything similar and he gets so scared he won't go outside to pee until basically the next morning. It's led to him having an accident and peeing on my bed. I don't get mad at him for that and washing the sheets is no big deal but it seeped all the way to the mattress. Would it be reasonable to place potty pads directly above the mattress for an extra layer of protection?

>>5014802
They make plastic wraps that go under the sheets for hotel beds and similar, that'd be a much better way to go since not only would it be better protection, but it also wouldn't lead to your dog having the scent of pee pads on the bed if you don't want him peeing there.

>>5014803
I'm worried something like that would make a bunch of noise when moving around. I think they might make something similar for little kids that I could look into

>>5014804
I don't notice crinkles when I travel, so there's clearly a solution and I'm sure they're not replacing mattresses regularly when a guest makes a mess.

>>5014572
>Pointy ears
>Long nose
>Brushy tail
>Lean body

I'm thinking based. This is what a real dog looks like

24 hours until the weekend and I wake up and get to play with my dog

My German shepherd couldn’t walk 6 days ago because his rear right leg was paralyzed and now he is getting weaker and doesn’t eat his food. I think it’s over bros I don’t know how to cope

SO I COME HERE AND THE FIRST TWO IMAGES ARE OF CHIHUAHUAS. Haven’t you fools LEARNED by now that chihuahuas aren’t even LEGITIMATE DOGS that deserve homes? These are dogs that need to be TAKEN OUT BEHIND THE WOODSHACK AND PUNISHED FOR THEIR EXISTENCE. The work must continue until this happens. Everyone knows what must be done and yet few have the willpower TO DO WHAT IS NECESSARY in order to ERADICATE these failures of dogs. These dogs are 4 LEGGED AUTISM INCARNATE.

>>5015157
Incorrect. All dogs go to heaven.

>>5015157
ugly mutant floppy eared dogs are unironically lesser dogs than chihuahuas
basset hounds, beagles, saint bernards...all abominations

>>5015229
Call before you dig

You can kill the man but not his ideas…

FATsky kek!!!

>>5014905
>prickear
>lower spinal paralysis
Many such cases. You should’ve got the longest living and most intelligent dog instead, the Beagle.

We need nu tho

Yea, im thinking /p/ has better dog discussion

>>5015699
>point camera at dog, snap, 10/10 photograph, it's that easy!

>posts picture of dog happily looking at camera
>you abuse your dog
>you neglect your dog
>I hate dogs!
>You CANNOT take a good picture if your dog is in the frame!


This is the main discussion of dogs on /p/.

I have a lovely series of studio lit photos of my dog in the pet photos thread if you want to check it out. You can see the progress Im making with various lighting setups. :D

>>5015708
very pretty dog. I think your DOF is a bit short. I think his whole head should be sharp.

>>5015718
Thank you! Yeah. I agree. Even if blurry nose sharp eyes does have a look I enjoy I think whole face in focus will be even better.

I'll need to figure out a different lighting setup because I can only get around f6-f8 @100 iso with my 2400ws strobe + giant softbox lol.
I have a directional beauty dish type modifier that will have much higher output than my giant softbox. Waiting on the adapter for it.

>>5015735
not sure on your camera but with modern sensors you should be fine to push that ISO up if you're struggling to get the light output you want.

>>5015744
Using a 2006 ccd camera. My goal is to use digital to practice with lighting setup to take some awesome 8x10 shots with slide film I have. Sticking with slide film speeds isn't strictly necessary, but it does help me learn about the limitations of my setup.

This is basically my first foray into real studio setups. My strobe use before was basically one umbrella or bounce flash off the ceiling when photographing my dog.

These pics use either 2 or three strobes.

>>5015708
>point camera at dog
>crouch to get a better angle
>dog runs up to you
>dog is now too close to photograph

I've also experienced

>point camera at husky
>husky has a happy and friendly personality
>husky has resting bitch face
>misleading photograph

>>5015749
Absolute cinema.

Too bad he shares the bed with a FATberian FATsky.

>>5015781
My spitz mutt does exactly that as well. I have to use my waist level viewfinder and awkwardly bend forward to take a low shot lol. She is one stubborn dog... I can't even get her to sit on the backdrop for 10 seconds to take a pic of her.

>>5015456
What does prickear mean

>>5015805
standing ears
what he means is that backyard bred gsd dna can give dogs fucked up roach backs that lead to hip and spinal issues

>>5015816
Aside from genetics "cow hocks" can occur when a dog grows up on slippery floors.

>>5014905
IVDD or lumbosacral disease
Vet ASAP. It IS treatable if you move quick.

>>5015456
Beagles and bassets have absurdly high rates of IVDD. Normally a pointy eared dog won't have spine issues unless they've been hit by a car or something.

One of my dogs gave birth to six puppies last night. I knew she was pregnant, but she wasn't showing any of the typical signs that birth was imminent.

kek…KEK!!!

oh lol…OH LOL!!!

Huscucks getting uppity again. What’s the solution the HQ (Husky Question) beaglechads?

>>5015853
>implying ‘koids aren’t DYING OUT
The great replacement is occurring. More and more families are choosing the floppy beasts over those high intensity neurotic half-wolfs

>>5015853
Race mixing.

NEW THREAD BAKED.

>>5015878
>>5015878
>>5015878