Thread 5014315

>the most empathetic and emotionally intelligent animal on the planet
>is on par with dolphins in treating humans kindly when not threatened or protecting young
>became the staple of the wise, relaxed and friendly character in all children's media
>except it has periodic moments of sheer mania, typical gentle giants become violence obsessed extremely prone to murder crazed psychopaths, more rage fuelled than a fucking rabid bull
>last for months
>just mindlessly urged to fuck and kill for months and months before going back to a calm gentle giant
what the fuck was the evolutionary reason for this

Their intelligence is actually disputed quite a bit now.

>>5014315 (OP)
Because they enter that phase during breeding. They get highly competitive and the females are rarely in estrus. So when they are it's game time.

>>5014315 (OP)
Actual daddy issues, they chill out when an older male is around

> Between 1991-2001, young bull rogue elephants killed 63 rhinos of both genders (58 endangered white rhinos and 5 rare black rhinos) in two South African national parks (Hluhluwe–Imfolozi and Pilanesberg). This was ultimately attributed to an aberrant form of musth. After being rebuffed by older female elephants, they went after rhinos, killing them after raping some.

What no elephant pussy does to a mf

>>5014352
Oh so it’s incel raging of elephants

>>5014352
>raping some
are elephant dicks even that huge, it's always horses coming up in the big animal schlong discussions, are elephant dongs even bigger or are the schlongs just dwarfed by the rest of the elephants body so it doesn't even look that big, unlike a horses

>>5014357
Imagine if elephants were half as perverted as humans. They’d be doing all sorts of weird shit with their trunk

>>5014352
>Some scientists opined this was an example of young male elephants permanently changed by the trauma of witnessing their breeding herds culled due to overcrowding in other South African parks. These young bulls had been spared themselves due to their age and size although herd culls are properly done in entirety, i.e. leaving no survivors to suffer the equivalents of PTSD, survivor guilt, and other disorders or traumas later in life which can then create or exacerbate human-elephant conflicts or other forms of violence

>>5014315 (OP)
I mean humans tend to chimp out like this too and they don't even have a good excuse for it like getting your body flooded with whatever sex hormones

>>5014374
“Humans”

>>5014379
Hooliganism. Angry mobs in general. It’s a ubiquitous trait.

Humans are among the most senselessly violent and destructive species THOUGH

>>5014315 (OP)
>Intelligent, empathetic, gentle 90% of the time
>Occasionally experiences manic episodes of wanting to fuck and destroy
They're just like us!!!

>>5014409
Humans are neither intelligent, empathetic nor gentle even 50% of the time. FOHWTBS

>>5014315 (OP)
>became the staple of the wise, relaxed and friendly character in all children's media
Name 5

>>5014315 (OP)
Gotta get it out of your system

>dies for no reason
>even if they dont mate, the organ just kills them anyways
>even if removed, they just stop eating instead
whatever used to happen when octopus got larger needed two evolutionary fuckups to keep it in check

>>5014491
They were too based, the ayys had to cripple them

>>5014315 (OP)
So, like humans

>>5014315 (OP)
You get tired of letting things slide

>>5014544
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

>>5014546
You've got a good point anon, that other guy is just stupid. You should shoot a video of you hugging the back legs of an angry bull elephant to show everyone the truth.

>>5014546
Kek a punching bag

>>5014315 (OP)
>>5014409
Btw, the reason why there's so many cases of Bull Elephants going absolutely apeshit and raping hippos and rhinos and killing other elephants is due to the lack of Old experienced bulls who can kick their asses into submission and teach them a lesson.

There was a study where territories where there were no old bulls due to poaching had quite a large quantity of unstable young bulls that would go on endless rampages and try to copulate with every female they found or even animal. While on the territories where there was old bulls, there weren't any such cases.

>>5014830
>having no male role models makes them violent and retarded
they ARE just like us

>>5014357
Yes, they are pretty massive, like a thinner third leg thats somewhat prehensile

>search: incelephant
>0 results
be ashamed!

>>5014352
Incelephant

>>5014546
I saw a webm of a pack of indians try something like this. Most of them were crushed like a beer can or folded in half.
Elephants are quicker than you imagine.

>>5014315 (OP)
he's just like me frfr

>>5014864
Doesnt apply here. There is nothing stopping a male elephant from raping something

>>5014374
>>5014379
Pretty sure 99% or so of violent crime in human history was committed by males between the ages of 15 and 50

>>5016342
probably 50% of violent crime shouldn't actually be crime. it always been consensual combat. the crime aspect comes from bureacrat leeches being salty over the lost labor/taxes and concerned mothers, otherwise everyone else recognizes it as natural and a necessary part of society.

actual crime rates would go down if mutual combat were allowed.

>>5014830
>abolishing the patriarchy and its consequences

>>5014315 (OP)
>gentle giant

>>5014315 (OP)
but enough about women

>>5014319
By who? I would want to see their arguments.

>>5014352
The real question is were they killing the rhinos by taking out anger or because the young hornball elephants said "okay that horn looks close enough to a trunk that will do" and got angry when they couldn't Bill Cosby the rhinos?

Elephants view rhinos as the trannies of the animal kingdom?

>>5014352
>>5014353
billions must pröööhhh

>>5014830
I'm going to draw a mental link between this and the postwar baby boom generation, and you can't stop me.

>>5014352
To be fair rhinos are fucking assholes.

>>5016342
more like between 15 and 35

>>5015486
Why are Indians so cruel to the noble elephant?? Stop pestering it!

>>5019769
oh man look at how it tries to check on the gazelle after taking it out too lol

what a nice guy

>>5019769
You're not tricking me, this is a reversed video of an elephant trying to drown a gazelle.

>>5019752
They're half blind retards can you blame them

>>5014462
Horton
Dumbo
Ice age
Copperaja
Ur mum lel

>>5022485
>Dumbo
Literally none of the elephants in that movie are wise. Maybe Dumbo's mom but she dies like 10 minutes into the film.

>>5022724
Ah wait, no. She's just locked away until the end of the movie, but still.

>>5014357
theyre very big

>>5019736
Is that OC?

>>5016349
You're not fit for human civilization

>>5016351
Aren't elephants matriarchal?

>>5022742
hes intentionally making it jiggle because he knows

>>5014462
babar

>>5016349
>probably 50% of violent crime shouldn't actually be crime.
>otherwise everyone else recognizes it as natural and a necessary part of society.
Your argument is that the entire global human civilization should follow the third world example? Posts like these are why we don't like India that much.

>>5022485
Babar and his family

>>5014315 (OP)
They're based. Their lifestyle should be adopted by humans. Act smart, composed and wise in life but if you get no pussy you should destroy your surroundings in frenzied rage and rape/stab all living creatures around you to death as a form of protest towards society. Elephants are the truecel spirit animal.

>>5014315 (OP)
There's a video on YouTube of an elephant doing necrophilia

https://www.elephant-news.com/index.php?id=5520

>>5018648
Piss poor arguments based on a bucket test carried out poorly

>>5019982
True. The other gazelles were also just walking backwards in the original video

>>5014491
They're bioweapons with a built in failsafe to make sure they don't overrun the planet they were released in

>>5025175
i knew it

>>5014546
>its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind.

>>5014315 (OP)
They also sniff urine and feces to get aroused

>>5014315 (OP)
Elephants are assholes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ah4C__4Qu0

>>5027202
That giraffe was asking for it! That's the elephant's drinking hole.

>>5027202
Literally just orcas with long jew noses.

>>5014374
>humans tend to chimp out
are you talking about negro

>>5014315 (OP)
They eat feces

>>5028877
So does every other animal

>>5028885
Wrong

>>5019736
Hahahaha

>>5028889
Prove it

>>5023018
>Your argument is that the entire global human civilization should follow the third world example?
Not him but this is unironcially the mainstream right wing position and has been for at least 5 years.
Some examples of policies where this is particularly obvious:
>children
>religion
>homosexuality
>censorship
>welfare
And most recently, transitioning from a service economy back to heavy manufacturing and resource extraction, something only thirdworlders invested in ever since the fall of the iron curtain.

>>5029192
Lots of animals don't eat their feces, weirdo

>>5016349
>if mutual combat were allowed.
It is as long as it's not to the death. I someone presses charges it either wasn't mutual or someone is a sour looser.

>>5022992
>>5029197
You aren't fit to pick your correct bathroom troon.

>>5025156
Nice

>>5014365
>They’d be doing all sorts of weird shit with their trunk

>>5022992
Die, tranny

>>5016349
Absolutely true

>>5022992
You mean not fit for matriarchy

>>5023012
Every video of males being assholes to other animals their dicks are out. Its really funny that its basically a universal sign.

>>5022742
Elephant looks fucked up

>>5022485
You forgot Babar.

>>5016349
Duels used to be legal and they were the most gentlemanly way of sorting out disputes

>>5032436
Maybe when they were done with swords

>>5014352
Honorary White.

>>5014367
Jesus, PTSD is hard enough on people who are able to comprehend it, imagine being a creature of "lesser" intelligence and having those feelings

>>5014352
>vggh I can't get elephant pussy, let me go to the east and get me a tight and docile rhino, the western part of the savannah has fallen...

>>5019736
>incelephant
kek

>>5027202
Poor giraffe

>>5014315 (OP)
That elephant looks evil

>>5014315 (OP)
I thought musth only lasts a week or two

>>5037230
Nah it lasts for months

>>5014319
This

>>5014315 (OP)
>>5014830
>sacrifice old male elephants to rich sociopaths and scumbag ivory hunters
>no old bulls to put young musthers in their place because we NEED to let rich sociopaths come here and kill them for sport
Why is it that African fauna have to put up with pampered millionaires getting a free pass to put bullets in them for no reason?

>>5014319
>>5038655
Not by anyone with a brain it isn’t

>>5039376
It all traces back to africans encroaching on elephant habitat and totally fucking the species dynamics because they are even dumber than small hold ranchers

>>5014352
Based bulls putting the rhinos in their place

>>5014315 (OP)
That's basically all male mammals. Testosterone is one hell of a drug, even us humans can't resist the testosterone retardation due to puberty or roids.

>>5014315 (OP)
>>5014319
Pajeet slander
Their noble character is evident in how they punish evil Pajeets for abusing them.
They clearly have souls

>>5040835
Did the jeet survive? It was still moving when the elephant let it go.

>>5019769
>GET OUT OF MY WATERHOLE YOU DIRTY DEER

>>5040835
I always underestimate how much shit the human body can take before dying. pretty sure he didn't survive this but it seemed like he was still moving after getting most of his body crushed

>>5040835
That was pretty horrifying, see you in a few days I guess.

>>5014315 (OP)
>"Basically like humans"
>Why do they behave like humans?

>>5019769
>What do you say? What do you say?
>You little brat! You never thank me!
>I’ll be here same time tomorrow, maybe!

>>5041150
What happened?

>>5014315 (OP)
Would you get /fit/ gains by drinking that?

>>5014315 (OP)
Literally me

>>5032436
Those duels weren't really mutual combat so much as simultaneous trial by ordeal

>>5014315 (OP)
Sounds based to me

>>5014315 (OP)
Empathy is a fake new age term anyway

>>5019769
>cuts right before he's about to push another gazelle in

African elephants are reportedly more dangerous than Asian elephants

>>5014315 (OP)
apparently puberty tends to do that to elephants iirc, we should thank the lord that angsty teenagers dont randomly kill people

>>5014352
Proof that inceldom also occurs in the natural world and therefore government mandated gfs are the only way to remedy the problem

>>5014830
>be Xin'tun Tun
>you're with your tribe hunting this thing with pointy sticks
>and maybe a rock that was shared

>>5014546
Fucking love this copypasta, can never find it when I need it though.

>>5016349
welcome to brasil

>>5014315 (OP)
>Empathetic
Isn't it empathic?

>>5049753
Not really, no.
>Writers may use empathic when referring to someone with heightened emotional sensitivity such as an empath, who instinctively absorbs others’ emotions. By contrast, empathetic tends to be the more widely used term for describing anyone who shows emotional understanding, particularly in professional contexts or everyday situations.
https://uk.indeed.com/career-advice/career-development/meaning-of-empathetic-and-empathic

>>5019769
Altruism is an incredible trait to see in the wild.

>>5016349
Unfathomably based
>legalize one-on-one fistfights
>The other party's consent is not necessary (if someone tries to fight you, you fight)
>Any one person may step in on behalf of another
>No restrictions on who you can fight (men, women, the elderly)
>No fault to either if death results in the fight (a single punch can kill, but still shouldn't be illegal)
>Any weapon use is still illegal
>Groups can fight if the numbers are even (if they're not, the bigger party has committed a crime)

>women start acting better because they can get checked now
>Women start forming stronger relationships with men so they can find a protector
>People are forced to stop treating the elderly like adults (they're really not) so Grandpa doesn't get heemed
>Softboy behavior and faggotry disappear
>Incels are exposed to real violence and stop being so disconnected that they shoot up schools
>Unfit people either start training or die
Immediate society fixer.

>>5051545
Not really, it's pretty common.

>>5051624
Not it's not.

>>5051626
It is incredibly common.

>>5051630
If chimpanzees can't even recognize sorrow in another chimpanzee I highly doubt other mammals can.

>>5051585
>legalize one-on-one fistfights
google mutual combat laws

>>5052598
There's still liability with those though

>>5014546
every time I see this fucking pasta it makes me giggle like a retard

>>5014315 (OP)
if i lived in india i would go in a murder rampage too, i have seen videos of how they treat them and my god, indians and niggers in africa, elephants couldnt have it worse

>>5014315 (OP)
why are elephants kind to us when we massacred so many of them? we even drove all their american cousins to complete extinction. Do you think they would get revenge if they understood?
It’s so sad they are so servile and kind to a species that has genocided their evolutionary tree

>>5014830
WELL THAT GETS THE NOGGING JOGGING

>>5014830
This is why being a single mother should be a crime.

>>5054114
better let them live with violent husbands?

>>5054114
brainlet take

>>5054124
>t,yrone

my favorite

>>5014315 (OP)
he’s on his deriod bruh

>>5014315 (OP)
>just mindlessly urged to fuck and kill for months and months before going back to a calm gentle giant

so they are exactly like humans then, your point?

>>5014352
The incelephant strikes again. A victim of mental illness. There is nothing we can do about tusk violence, very sad!

One of the most upsetting things to me is how niggers - literal or honorary - have hunted elephants so severely that modern elephants barely have tusks anymore because they all breed with each other to minimize tusk growth now.
Elephants with massive fucklong tusks are cool looking but now they all look like beta elephants with barely any tusks.

>>5054656
Look at this shit
>gay baby small tusked elephant caused by niggers hunting them to near extinction

>>5054658
>>5054656
>true alpha elephant with majestic tusks as they should have

>>5014352
If elephants are allowed to do this then why not human males?

>>5014315 (OP)
>>5014352
>what the fuck was the evolutionary reason for this
Usually the presence of a dominant bull under musth, causes the testosterone levels of younger bulls to drop within days causing them to be more submissive
Younger bulls can also smell the musk a dominant bull from miles away
Evolutionary speaking, fighting is prevented chemically between most bulls, only dominant bulls under musth gets to fight
No musth=submission

>>5056443
why it eat da poopoo?

>>5056544
Nutrient recycling/Microbiome seeding
Young elephants dont have fully efficient digestive systems like rabbits and will eat their parents' shit to get their microbes to digest plant fibers
They could also just eat shit if they don't get enough nutrients

>>5014367
so you're saying it's socioeconomic factors

>>5032436
Duels from this age also frequently featured both parties gouging out the eye of their opponent, so you've really only got two real duels in you

>>5051640
Chimps are unironically and literally the aggressive murder hobo niggers of our intelligent siblings, orangutans and lots of cetaceans have lots of examples of this behavior, chimps are just notably raging little cunts

>>5057347
calm down kiddo

>>5057354
We thinned their population a lot creating little raging retards with a small gene pool.

>>5051585
Just move to a mutual combat state

>>5014315 (OP)
Literally me

>>5016349
Absurdly based.

>>5057654
Do you have a really big keyboard to type with using your trunk?