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/bg/ - Beaver General
gluttony edition
Anonymous No.5017249 [Report]
Anonymous No.5017259 [Report]
>>5017245 (OP)
BIBER SCHEIBE
Anonymous No.5017523 [Report] >>5017530
Posting all the beavers i have
Anonymous No.5017530 [Report] >>5017535
>>5017523
Anonymous No.5017535 [Report]
>>5017530
Anonymous No.5017596 [Report] >>5017648
>>5017245 (OP)
are these just the wood pellets you put in those fancy smoker grills? Which flavor of wood do the beevs like best?
Anonymous No.5017648 [Report] >>5017792 >>5017797 >>5017947
>>5017596
Beavers don't actually eat wood. They eat a very thin layer of it that they can digest. They don't have the microbiome to digest lignin or cellulose.
Anonymous No.5017792 [Report]
>>5017648
can't believe Angry Beavers lied to me.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.5017797 [Report] >>5017839 >>5017875 >>5017947 >>5046261
>>5017648
>They don't have the microbiome to digest lignin or cellulose.
Do we?
Anonymous No.5017839 [Report]
>>5017797
No
Anonymous No.5017875 [Report] >>5056316
>>5017797
No. We can't either. It's why we suck at digesting plant matter and only shit like fruits and vegetables that are basically fleshy material for seeds is even edible to us. If you tried eating grass or wood you'd ultimately just starve to death. To digest it well you need what herbivores have which is basically a fermentation chamber. Or have a microbiome adapted for it like termites. Even shit like carpenter ants don't eat wood though they chew through it. Cellulose is very difficult to digest, lignin even moreso. Very few things are capable of getting anything out of it.
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Anonymous No.5017939 [Report]
>>5017245 (OP)
It's like they're scared people terrified of the big kaiju
Anonymous No.5017947 [Report]
>>5017648
>>5017797
lignin balls
Anonymous No.5017952 [Report] >>5017954 >>5047364
Anonymous No.5017954 [Report] >>5017955
>>5017952
smol bobr
Anonymous No.5017955 [Report] >>5017968
>>5017954
baby bobr
a babr
Anonymous No.5017968 [Report]
>>5017955
Anonymous No.5017999 [Report] >>5018028 >>5018304
What did Bobr mean by this?
Anonymous No.5018028 [Report]
>>5017999
testing the limits of his abilities
Anonymous No.5018304 [Report]
>>5017999
Bipolar beaver
cant finish what he starts

For real it's probably because the snow melted and suddenly the tree was 3 feet taller. Beavers act funny in the snow
Anonymous No.5018308 [Report] >>5018350 >>5059513
Did you know beavers are one of the few mammals to have a cloaca?
Anonymous No.5018350 [Report] >>5018749
>>5018308
Weird. I thought that was just a bird/reptile or monotreme thing. Why do beavers have that?
Anonymous No.5018749 [Report] >>5018791 >>5067233
>>5018350
God just thinks theyre better that way
Anonymous No.5018791 [Report]
>>5018749
soft food make soft bober
soft bober make KURWA time
Anonymous No.5019077 [Report] >>5055610
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Anonymous No.5019082 [Report] >>5026284
Anonymous No.5019084 [Report] >>5031233 >>5039061
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Anonymous No.5019086 [Report] >>5021642
Anonymous No.5019184 [Report] >>5055610
Anonymous No.5019186 [Report] >>5055541 >>5055610
Anonymous No.5019191 [Report]
>>5017245 (OP)
I cant even, holy shit
the way his thing rises up from beneath
how it clenches a handful of its kibbles and let go
the way this shaggy mf looks
its like an eldritch greedy abomination claiming its tribute
Anonymous No.5019192 [Report] >>5055610
Anonymous No.5019193 [Report] >>5023697
Anonymous No.5019199 [Report] >>5039061
Anonymous No.5019201 [Report] >>5055610 >>5056062
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Anonymous No.5019285 [Report] >>5020792
New one, hot off the presses
Anonymous No.5019685 [Report] >>5019785
Does anyone have this beaver webm? I saved it but any time i try to post it, 4chan says its a corrupted file.

https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1752949800019.webm
Anonymous No.5019785 [Report] >>5022936 >>5022964 >>5023571
>>5019685
Anonymous No.5019917 [Report] >>5028795
Anonymous No.5019919 [Report]
>>5017245 (OP)
Which season of IASIP is this?
Anonymous No.5020792 [Report]
>>5019285
Do they bite each other like capybaras do?
Anonymous No.5021056 [Report] >>5021134
>>5017245 (OP)
TIL beavers have grabby hands
Anonymous No.5021070 [Report] >>5021655 >>5026154
Two beavers playfighting from tonights walk. In the end a total of 5 beavers were piled up on each other :)
Anonymous No.5021134 [Report] >>5023342
>>5021056
Of course. How do you think they grab the sticks, hammers, and nails used to build the dams?
Anonymous No.5021642 [Report]
>>5019086
LET ME GO! I'M ONE OF YOU! NESOKRUSHIMIYA I LEGENDARYA! TOGETHER WE WILL ACCOMPLISH THE OPERATSYA!
Anonymous No.5021655 [Report]
>>5021070
Hot, wet beaver action
Anonymous No.5022291 [Report] >>5023360
Anonymous No.5022936 [Report] >>5022958
>>5019785
why is he cooming
Anonymous No.5022958 [Report]
>>5022936
The apple is just that good
Anonymous No.5022964 [Report] >>5022965
>>5019785
Apple too sour for bobr?
Anonymous No.5022965 [Report]
>>5022964
It kept eating afterwards, so maybe not.
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Anonymous No.5023342 [Report]
>>5021134
Kek.
Anonymous No.5023360 [Report]
>>5022291
Back in the heady days when you could order a beaver from a catalogue and it'd arrive at your doorstep within 24 hours.
Anonymous No.5023571 [Report] >>5023694
>>5019785
Is he boggling like a rat?
Anonymous No.5023694 [Report]
>>5023571
yeah, all rodents can do it
i wonder what the purpose of it is though
Anonymous No.5023695 [Report]
>>5019079
BEHOLD:
A MAN!
Anonymous No.5023697 [Report] >>5023743 >>5068780
>>5019193
>the charges, officer?
Anonymous No.5023743 [Report] >>5023748
>>5023697
possession of child porn
Anonymous No.5023748 [Report]
>>5023743
where's the damming evidence?
Anonymous No.5024779 [Report] >>5025582
Anonymous No.5025582 [Report]
>>5024779
>switches shoulder when carrying
he's just like me
Anonymous No.5026154 [Report]
>>5021070
forbidden love
Anonymous No.5026284 [Report] >>5030610
>>5019082
Was that a wallabee the AI beaver walked by?
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Anonymous No.5028795 [Report] >>5037299
>>5019917
Anonymous No.5029380 [Report] >>5030588
Anonymous No.5029635 [Report] >>5032293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCC_ErQ-Gnw

Maybe someone could convert parts of this to a webm with sound. The noises she makes while throwing a tantrum are hilarious
Anonymous No.5030588 [Report] >>5030597 >>5030608
>>5029380
Why do they do this? They ruined two trees and arent even finishing the job
Anonymous No.5030597 [Report]
>>5030588
to piss off boomers
Anonymous No.5030608 [Report]
>>5030588
They wait for the wind to finish them off
Anonymous No.5030610 [Report]
>>5026284
Looks like a mara to me. They are a bit smaller than capybaras and very docile, they are often kept in open/petting areas of zoos.
Anonymous No.5030670 [Report]
KURWA
Anonymous No.5031233 [Report] >>5031240
>>5019084
he's rubbing his anal gland oil on himself
Anonymous No.5031240 [Report]
>>5031233
dang, I have more in common with beavers than I thought
Anonymous No.5031243 [Report] >>5031279 >>5031291 >>5031738 >>5031741 >>5057063
Thanks to these invasive pieces of shit, the wetlands next to my property is now a fetid stagnant swamp. Even after a few other locals shot them all, the damage they've already done is irreversible. Fuck those bastards. If I ever see one around here again, I will greet it with a .45-70. The authorities even dynamited some of the dams afterward, which helped drain some spots, but not nearly enough and it certainly can't regrow several decades worth of extremely precious trees in this area. Total Beaver Death
Anonymous No.5031279 [Report] >>5033589
>>5031243
t. butthurt Argie
Anonymous No.5031291 [Report] >>5031695
>>5031243
Was anything done with the dead beavers?
Anonymous No.5031695 [Report]
>>5031291
Bear hunters used them for bait.
Anonymous No.5031738 [Report]
>>5031243
Ayo dis nigga got BEAVED!
Anonymous No.5031741 [Report]
>>5031243
>extremely precious trees
Anonymous No.5032292 [Report] >>5032293
Aren't you glad beavers lose their whiny voice when they grow up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd58TchPC64
Anonymous No.5032293 [Report]
>>5032292
i like their pingu noises actually. Especially when they get cranky like here >>5029635
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Anonymous No.5033589 [Report] >>5035143
>>5031279
What is he scheming?
Anonymous No.5035132 [Report] >>5035477 >>5055610
husband and wife i think
Anonymous No.5035143 [Report]
>>5033589
Complete
Global
Inundation
Anonymous No.5035477 [Report]
>>5035132
GROND
GROND
GROND
Anonymous No.5037299 [Report]
>>5028795
hes evolving
Anonymous No.5037596 [Report] >>5037597
This thread has been up for over 41 days
Anonymous No.5037597 [Report]
>>5037596
Rightfully so
Like a beaver dam, it requires dilligent maintenance
Anonymous No.5037687 [Report] >>5039061 >>5046909
Anonymous No.5039061 [Report] >>5040354 >>5043841
>>5037687
sooooooooooo anyone tried to smell one IRL?
>>5019199
>>5019084
Anonymous No.5040354 [Report]
>>5039061
i got very close to a local pair of beavers but they ran off
Anonymous No.5041357 [Report] >>5041361 >>5041569
Anonymous No.5041361 [Report] >>5051928
>>5041357
What are they in for
Anonymous No.5041569 [Report]
>>5041357
Being gnawty.
Anonymous No.5043841 [Report] >>5043847
Beavers are cool and good at construction
>>5039061
They probably don't smell like vanilla. It's probably more like a cologne at most.
Anonymous No.5043847 [Report] >>5043849
>>5043841
its smells like pungent vanilla. Imagine not taking a shower for awhile but than add vanilla flavoring and thats castoreum.
Anonymous No.5043849 [Report]
>>5043847
Sounds like what I was imagining. Then yeah people were probably cutting the glands out and soaking them in alcohol or something.
Anonymous No.5044479 [Report]
>illegal capy in your pond
What would you do?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n0FCKN96VSQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yva5QkbIh6Y
Anonymous No.5044487 [Report] >>5045884
What is this expression? Is it anger? Is it fear?
Also look at the capybara's massive shits floating in their water lol.
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Anonymous No.5045884 [Report]
>>5044487
>KURWA CAPYSCZI ZABITO
Anonymous No.5046230 [Report] >>5047861 >>5048831 >>5051108
Is there an animal, other than humans, which has a more profound impact on its environment than the beaver?
Anonymous No.5046261 [Report]
>>5017797
>got to thinking maybe I'm the beaver born and I just don't know it yet
Anonymous No.5046909 [Report] >>5051931
How did they get so good at selling cheap gas and making brisket?
>>5037687
Fun fact, castoreum is actually really really expensive so it's more likely that you've had actual Vanilla than castoreum.
Anonymous No.5047364 [Report]
>>5017952
this is one of my life goals
Anonymous No.5047861 [Report]
>>5046230
Some elephants perhaps. They destroy forests and create savanna.
Anonymous No.5048831 [Report] >>5048833
>>5046230
>that pic
but why?
Anonymous No.5048833 [Report]
>>5048831
To send a message
Anonymous No.5050501 [Report]
EVOLUTION!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j0tDeblo8rA
Anonymous No.5051108 [Report]
>>5046230
>Is there an animal, other than humans, which has a more profound impact on its environment than the beaver?
Pretty much every animal on earth when their population gets out of control and left uncheck. Same with insects. Just to give you an idea, not long ago researchers and astronauts monitoring earth through space with satellite images noticed strange patterns in certain locations around the world when viewed from space. One location deep inside a rain forest(I can't remember the location), they noticed weird circular patterns forming. Researchers expected something man made because of how perfect the circles were and how they only recently, at the time, showed up and would eventually send a team of experts to go check it out on foot.

As they got there they noticed the area was like a swamp with a lot of grassy plains and the circles were giant grassy hills. When they dug up the hills is when they found out it was noting but a pile worms underneath and the giant grassy hill was just a giant pile of worm poop with grass and moss growing to make it look like a grassy plain. The reason being was that it was the perfect location for the worms as it hid them from their natural predators so they were able to live and breed unchecked under giant piles of poop that was big enough to form giant hills that can bee seen from space. The size of the worms were fairly large too just add more proof that they've been living long healthy lives.

People who say humans fucked the planet don't know shit about what animals and insects can do when left unchecked.
Anonymous No.5051928 [Report]
>>5041361
Embezzling dam construction funds
Anonymous No.5051931 [Report]
>>5046909
Anonymous No.5052435 [Report] >>5054391 >>5055103
Look at this beaver react to being picked up as the keeper tries to corral him back to his den
>nnnN NGHHH! nuh... (without dropped the food) lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pLQ_NQ9ogs&t=603s
Anonymous No.5054391 [Report] >>5055360
>>5052435
beavers lose their baby faces so quickly
Anonymous No.5055103 [Report] >>5055610
>>5052435
What goes on in the beaver brain at this moment? "Am I being wrestled by king beaver? This feels nostalgic?" If there were an animal that might have an opinion on being lifted up by hands, it'd have to be beavers.
Anonymous No.5055360 [Report] >>5055537 >>5055541 >>5055610
>>5054391
The shit beaver adults have to put up with the moment they stop looking "sleepy-cute".
Anonymous No.5055537 [Report] >>5058941
>>5055360
what the fuck was his problem
Anonymous No.5055541 [Report] >>5055585
I wonder what Tirasu, the grumpy bachelor beaver >>5019186 thinks of his brother Kaffe having a wife and 3 kids >>5055360
Anonymous No.5055553 [Report]
Nice beaver!
Anonymous No.5055585 [Report] >>5055610
>>5055541
What are the beaver names and family relations? I don't know japanese, but I think "Kaffe" is for English "coffee"
Anonymous No.5055590 [Report] >>5055949
>>5017245 (OP)
I thought they eat trees.
Anonymous No.5055610 [Report] >>5055943
>>5055585
You got me curious so I went to look it up, found gold
https://x.com/vibaotter/status/1835148842272268357
A whole family tree for beavers in Kyushu region zoos.

So at Nagasaki Biopark there are currently two beaver enclosures along a hill.
At the top is the flamingo pond >>5019077
In the middle is bachelor Terasu >>5019192 >>5019201 >>5019186
At the bottom is Kaffe(pronounced cafe), Wakaba and their 3 pups NukuNuku, Shakashaka and Kashiwa. >>5019184 >>5019202 >>5035132 >>5055103 >>5055360

I thought Terasu (tiramisu) and Kaffe (cafe) were brothers due to their coffee-themed names but that's not true. Terasu is actually the brother of Kaffe's wife, Wakaba.
Anonymous No.5055943 [Report] >>5056015
>>5055610
Are these Eurasian or American beavers?
Anonymous No.5055949 [Report]
>>5055590
They eat the upper layer of live wood, just beneath the bark.
Anonymous No.5056015 [Report]
>>5055943
american fatties
Anonymous No.5056062 [Report]
>>5019201
lol the kid is already going bald
Anonymous No.5056316 [Report]
>>5017875
uh follow up question then can i ferment grass like sauerkraut or kimchi then eat it? What if i use cow rennet? Like can i live off grass then?
Anonymous No.5057063 [Report]
>>5031243
>shot them
You're an asshole
Anonymous No.5058837 [Report] >>5059022
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPQtAuyDvkb/

Can anyone webm/mp4 this?
Anonymous No.5058941 [Report]
>>5055537
You would've had to have bee vhere to know.
Anonymous No.5059022 [Report] >>5059073
>>5058837
Didn't turn out so good. Not sure how to get a high quality raw from insta and that gravel causes a lot of artifacts when compressed.
Anonymous No.5059073 [Report]
>>5059022
I think it looks pretty good, anon
Anonymous No.5059494 [Report]
>>5017245 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vrl3zhefffM?t=20
>ugyahh~
lmao- just like muh animay. Seeing a beaver double fisting two large carrots with one in its mouth should elicit that response though, especially if you aren't close to breaking the 5ft tall barrier.
Anonymous No.5059513 [Report] >>5059545
>>5018308
What other mammals have a cloaca?
Anonymous No.5059545 [Report]
>>5059513
yinglets
Anonymous No.5061114 [Report] >>5067599
The beavers descend upon the swollen pumpkins under a harvest moon, their sleek flanks glistening with pond-slick desire. Teeth like lovers' nips sink into yielding flesh—crunch of rind giving way to pulpy surrender, juices spilling in reckless arcs. We ache for the forbidden clips, the raw footage of this primal feast: flanks heaving, maws devouring, the slow, deliberate ravage that leaves nothing but satiated husks bobbing in the afterglow. Where are they, these videos this October that promise to strip the gloss from our screens and leave us breathless?
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Anonymous No.5061341 [Report]
>>5017245 (OP)
why are his hands so grabby
Anonymous No.5061380 [Report] >>5061390
The rarest bobr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsZY4cELPK8
Anonymous No.5061390 [Report]
>>5061380
The white beaver marches on
Anonymous No.5062340 [Report] >>5063061 >>5063379 >>5072056
Are beaver intelligent enough to kill bloodthirsty predators with falling trees?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOucUKKrE2Y
Anonymous No.5063061 [Report]
>>5062340
It's good to see. That beaver knows capybara are not to be trusted, especially since that one incident where a beaver allegedly killed a man-- pure capybara propaganda. If a beaver were to lie around like a slacker good-for-nothing too, he'd have butterflies and reptiles and birds and whatever else gathering around him, landing on him, but he's got beaver shit to do.
Anonymous No.5063377 [Report] >>5070553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqb0jPwBWw
>The capybaras do not like the beavers. The beavers are rude and have no manners. They are not as intelligent or as emotionally sensitive as the capybaras.
oh no biber bros how do we respond?
Anonymous No.5063379 [Report]
>>5062340
>beaver seething left and right
>capybara none the wiser and continues on foraging
based capy
Anonymous No.5064126 [Report]
nagasaki biopark, in one of their long beaver videos, has shown me how stupid kids can be.
In one video a beaver was given a massive branch, 8 meters long perhaps, to drag down a path -a staircase/slope double combo path- down towards its den that has one long wooden bridge connecting it to the outside over a water moat.
It's all very impressive to watch the beaver, watching his great carefulness and strength whenever he stops to reposition that long tree because of narrow path he has to navigate with the crowd around him, and then a *kid* comes into frame trying to force feed a single leaf. He's quickly shoo-ed away, complying quickly and without incident, and if you investigate and rewind the video you'll see the kid was holding that same leaf for quite some time, time-- minutes or more perhaps-- none of which time had been spent on thinking about why he needed to give a beaver a single leaf when the tree its dragging has thousands.
Anonymous No.5064623 [Report] >>5065457
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>>5064623
HIGH FIVE
Anonymous No.5065980 [Report] >>5067578
quality is bad because the video quality is bad
Anonymous No.5067233 [Report]
>>5018749
That must seem so outrageously juicy compared to bark lmao
Anonymous No.5067578 [Report]
>>5065980
Is that also Nagasaki? Yeah their stream quality dips in the beaver slope area and when they move.
Anonymous No.5067599 [Report]
>>5061114
beaver is not for erotic!
Anonymous No.5067638 [Report]
Did you know beavers didnt start building dams until the government started dumping Tylenol in the water?
Anonymous No.5067783 [Report] >>5067788
Anonymous No.5067788 [Report]
>>5067783
I feel like theyre threatening me
Anonymous No.5068327 [Report] >>5068477 >>5068487
Anonymous No.5068477 [Report]
>>5068327
Wonder if Terasu hates that Yamamoto zookeeper, and how much.
Anonymous No.5068487 [Report]
>>5068327
Gimme my FUCKING CABBAGE
Anonymous No.5068780 [Report]
>>5023697
Eating a succulent chinese stick. We have you now!
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Anonymous No.5070553 [Report] >>5071225
>>5063377
>They are not as intelligent
How is that possible?
Anonymous No.5071216 [Report]
clog'd!
Anonymous No.5071225 [Report]
>>5070553
It's weird to think about but beavers operate mostly on instinct. They don't seem to have any higher thought behind planning and building dams, instead the sound of running water just triggers an instinctual drive to clog it and nature does a pretty good job at choosing where they should dam up.
Anonymous No.5072056 [Report]
>>5062340
>trying_to_talk_to_a_girl_without_spilling_my_spaghetti.avi