Thread 5031294

Bunny thread for bunny things.
Talk about bunnies.

Honor to cinamloaf, Destroyer of Lettuce

I have doubled the number of cables, Sir.

>>5031294 (OP)
Bunzibart, forgive me.....

Flemish giants: good or bad?

>>5031333
more bunner the betterer
just how i like my women

>>5031333
If only all bunnies were /B I G/..

>>5031333
My two eepy boys in my room today because it was way to hot outside, they're half giants

>>5031555
Two halfs make a whole.

She is on the Bed (the bed (she is on it))

babbi

>>5032793
tasteful bed but what about the lamp? you are not a prostitute are you?

Himalayanposting

>>5034426
That's just a siamese

>>5034426
Cancel this bunny for blackfacing

hallway guards

I want to kiss all rabbits

>>5034696
I've never seen one swim.

>>5034696
>just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

what a thrill

also i am not a prostitute
that picture was taken from cinnamon roll (OP's picture) twitter, if anything they are

anyways, praise the robot rabbits

>>5034696
Look out Jimmy Carter

Why are there so many rabbits in shelters now? Like a few years ago it was unusual for my local shelters to have one, now all of them have multiple rabbits.

>>5036761
society is degenerating on all fronts. moral collapse. i hope all normgroids get CIA tortured in hell.

>>5036862
I hate how pets and animals are treated like idle playthings.
It's gross, but probably unsurprising giving the state of things.

>>5036761
Ikr. They are edible unlike cats.

>>5032847
Um... pardon my ignorance but isn't it bad to carry bunnies like this? Doesn't it like, paralyze them with terror or something like that?
I heard its not a good idea to carry ur bunny in most situations as well cuz theyre very fragile

>>5037136
nice upgrade

>>5036761
zootopia

>>5037143
>proof my boyfriend is right and that all bunnies are actually plotting to take over

>>5034696
they SWIM?!

>>5034696
I did not know this

>>5036761
Because rabbits are the worst pet possible they can't understand anything and if you hit them they'll just hate you but not learn. They are extremely retarded and generally not a good pet.
>t. I had/have
>birds
>donkey
>horse
>dog
>cat
>frog
>Lizard
>Hamster
And the rabbit is literally the worst pet I've ever had I'm considering eating it

>5039433
Here's your low effort bait award™

>>5039104
>>5039432
Probably just a weird thing a wild one learnt. I wouldn't be throwing your bunny into a lake any time soon to test it

>>5039104
>>5039432
>>5035937
That's a Marsh Rabbit. They swim only if it's absolutely necessary. They don't enjoy it sadly.

Also some trivia: as far as I know, rabbits do not even take baths inside water to clean themselves and it may harm them if you submerge them into water under normal circumstances. Instead, they lick their own fur for bath, just like cats.

If somehow the bun gets dirty bathing is literally the last thing on the list. A damped cloth is preferred for cleaning instead. But if bath is somewhat inevitable, it is advised to keep a warm level at their feet level for showering.

>>5039433
They don't really need to be smart
>eat grass
>run from predator
>jump
>have a bunch of kids and abandon them

>2025
>Still no genetically-modified bunny to make them able to eat whatever vegetable peel without being sick
>Or not so fucking scared of the slightest sound
I can't be the only one thinking of how good it'd be. A bunny that eat like a pig and act like a dog.

>>5042965
But those super rabbits would end up fearless and able to thrive in any environment so they'd eventually take over the whole world

>>5043845
Exactly

>>5041451
change eat to smoke and this could accurately describe a particular group of people

VOTE
https://store.binkybunny.com/pages/hat-contest

this is Moroong
I love Moroong
let's all love Moroong and give her our souls

>>5037143
>Lone Wolf and Bun: Baby Cart to Hades

>>5044917
nice dewlap

>>5044254
I actually felt kind of sad when I saw some of them with only a few votes, they all deserve thousands

>>5039104
I thought almost all animals could swim somehow. it still cofuses me that horses can swim

>>5036013
>Mayor, there's a python in the mall parking lot
>Deploy the Rab-Bot Bomb Squad

no

gon chan from @qkgpso4tQw85289 on twitter. very stares at table legs very fluffy very friendly
look at that dewlap.......!!!

I love picrel. Anyone knows what's the account of the owner?

>>5049445
What a horrendously shitty zoomer meme

this computer mouse looks s little off today...

>>5044254
Congrats to the top 3!

Is it true big rabbits are calmer? I'm thinking of getting a pet

>>5052103
They are, Flemish Giants are pretty calm because of how big they are. French Lops are also pretty big and calm, but not as big so more practical.

>>5041172
>Jimmy Carter the peanut farmer's attacker

>>5039433
why are you hitting your pets

>>5031294 (OP)
YouTube algorithm has blessed me with bnuuy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fjBuqsNCnM

>>5049796
have you tried adjusting the antennae?

>>5039433
Sounds like a skill issue. Both of mine follow verbal commands like responding to their name, stay, and beg.
>t. I have had everything you have had except a donkey and horse, and I have also had various fish and turtles
You sound like an absolute shit pet keeper and a retard.
>hurrr hit pet
I have literally never had to hit any pet, including dogs or cats, in order to train them. Do you hit your hamsters too? lmao how did that go?

>>5052103
Depends. There is definitely individual personalities that override any generalizations, however in general larger breeds are more chill than smaller ones. A big factor is early socialization. If a rabbit is raised to be used to chilling on your lap, it will be. If you neglect your rabbit until it's fully grown and then one day decide you want it to chill on your lap... it's very likely not going to.

my bunny is really old, over 13 years and he has always been such a good boy and extremely tidy, he lives free in the house of course
but recently he stopped going to the potty, so there's piss everywhere
is it even possible to potty train him again and how should i do that? or is it over and i just let him pee anywhere?

>>5052397
Retarded

>>5039433
if i was a cute bunny i wouldnt listen to a dumbshit like you either

>>5052487
Now, I don't know anything about bunnies, but are you sure it isn't because he's sick, or have problems with his kidneys or something like that. Kidney/Bladder issues isn't uncommon for bunnies, right?

>>5052487
Does he have trouble getting around? You can try a litterbox for elderly cats, see if that will capture his interest

>>5053146
it’s not unusual but i have taken care of him autistically and some illness came to mind, so i checked his teeth and they were in great shape and his bladder works normally (shit coming out as usual and they look like perfect little marbles which is as it should be)
>>5053414
no trouble getting around he’s just quite tired but today after i put him in the litterbox myself he stayed there for a while and later went there by himself again so i hope he’s getting it now again
he could be just so old that he simply doesn’t remember or want to go into the litterbox
i will be getting that old folk litterbox for sure, thanks for the tip

post more loaves

>>5031294 (OP)
i miss my family's bunny. a year ago my sister adopted a second dog that wouldnt tolerate the bun like our first so we had to give her away. i miss caressing her forehead fur

>>5054250
Why didn't you guys get rid of the dog instead? The bunny was probably there first.
That situation really sucks.

By all stars, I wanna kiss all bunnies ITT.
To all that own rabbits here, please give extra treats to them tonight.

>>5054250
Skill issue

t. Had huskies, chickens, cats, and rabbits concurrently

>>5054671
Huskies have high prey drive, how did you get them to not kill or hurt the other animals?

>>5054671
This.
My husky gets along with our 2 ducks and 6 chickens.

ABOLISH COMPUTER MICE
TAKE THE NEXT STEP

>>5052434
Hare's are so fucking weird

>>5054760
>Those are both apex predators. How did you get your metachimp it to live with a tardwolf without them killing each other to secure ownership of the local resources?
believe it or not basically every mammal is conscious and can learn to control their base urges through social hierarchy or a reward/punishment system

except for pitbulls and those extremely retarded people who suffer from cute aggression

>>5031333
Good, honestly the friendliest breed that my wife and I have raised so far. Their temper is very laid back especially as they get older, and dont fuss as much as other breeds at all about being handled. On the downside they are prone to certain eye conditions and may have a bit more mobility issues later in life, so only raise if you plan to give them a big enclosure or even free roam. Also, do not mistake their adult laziness with wanting to be isolated. Do often repay their calmness with attention. If you can do that, they are the sweetest companions

bnuy!

>>5057382
jesus how many hours of air do they have in there

>>5057382
Precious

>>5057543
>if you are to reside with us, you must learn and respect our ways.

My bunny died in 2017 but did come across this image.

>>5058164
Pretty color

>>5058164
I'm fairly sure that isn't what people mean by "bread bun"

>>5057543
Abooos

Wigglegram of my bnuuy taken with my 3DS

I like my bun buns to stay in the same spot all day. I become irrationally enraged and yell at them if they move even an inch. I'm on my 9th bun right now.

Stupid Pancake Entity of Immense Malice

>>5058649
after hits-his-pets anon i can't tell if this is bait anymore

>>5058726
Pretty sure he's joking because of the shock collar guy.

>>5058649
Same. They make great streaming props to increase donos. I don't play with it on stream to get donos, because that would be kind and makes too much sense.

>>5044254
>missed my chance to submit an entry
Oh well. My daughter made her bunny a crown from an old cupcake paper.

>>5059440
Beautiful

>>5059440
Wow!

post rabbits being sophisticated and politely putting their paws together

menacing

whatever the fuck this is

>>5057382
I need to see the inside
wtf man

>>5061406
this is animal abuse if i've ever seen it

>>5060536
>Brother Maynard, bring up the holy hand grenade

>>5061406
This is a complete lie: not because it's from The Onion, but because rabbits are extremely significant.

muffin child :)

>>5049796
>this computer mouse looks s little off today...
Give it a kiss. That usually fixes it.

>>5062283
I want to pluck that little piece of fluff

Is rabbit crap as good for tree growth as I hear?

We have a family anecdote about an oak tree that rapidly grew larger once its roots reached under the the rabbit pen.

>>5062899
Yep, just add it to the soil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLAQ8nnyHs

whiskers of mirth

>>5062905
Yes. We had two rabbits at home back when my parents grew the wild cedar hedge in the backyard. The crappy litter went around of the cedars. Those things are like 27 years old now and are bushier than a 1970s bunny-logo monthly magazine model.

Are bunnies actually any fun as pets? they scare me. i sometimes feed my neighbors cats and bunny when his family is on holidays and the bunny scares me. It's so fast and unpredictable and erratic in its movement and doesn't seem interactive at all. Feels like it might bite your hand when you're feeding it salad while their cats are so sweet and cuddly.

>>5063047
Anecdotes of my bunny: Not only does he not bite, he's extremely careful with me. I can feed him individual pellets and he will pluck them from my fingers with his teeth without accidentally chomping me. If he wants attention he'll come up and ask for it. If I go over to him and try to poke or pet him when he's not in the mood I'll get a disapproving thump. It took him a few months to get comfortable with me, but now he usually wakes up close to me where I can just pull the blanket over him too and cuddle him by massaging his cheek. They are fast as fuck though and will make the most of the space given. A lot of people call it the "bunny 500" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHzSOsLRot8

Imo as a prey animal I think my bun is cuddlier than my brother's cat. The worst I'll get from mine is a foot stomp while the cat will try to bite me or scratch me if its annoyed. Although buns can bite if you're a real piece of shit and the thing's scared for its life. Most of the day mine is very mellow though and just acts like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdvf4vaAPw

>>5037143
Front Mission reboot looking good

/sv noclip 1

He make-a da pizza.

>>5065407
delicioso

These aren't real animals man.

>[Akita Neru ringtone]
what do you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yogLC9MfkA I can't anymore... I WANT ZE BNUUY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2C6m-99JGY
i want a bunny so bad, but i dont have the space... someday, hopefully

Post rabbits blatantly defying the laws of nature (lops not lopping, non-lops lopping).

Image related. She isn't like this usually. (not my bun)