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Anonymous No.5041290 [Report]
>>5041285
>ew, a fucking echinoderm
there does the neighborhood
Anonymous No.5041301 [Report] >>5041306 >>5041375 >>5041450 >>5042541 >>5042648
Anonymous No.5041306 [Report] >>5041308
>>5041301
That guy must have been going through some heavy shit to not hear a phant sneaking up on him.
Anonymous No.5041308 [Report] >>5041589
>>5041306
>Elephant feet are covered in a soft padding that helps to support their weight, as well as preventing them from slipping and dulling the sound of their footsteps. As a result, elephants can walk almost silently, despite their huge weight.

They're quieter than you think
Anonymous No.5041310 [Report] >>5041311 >>5041330
>>5041282
Anonymous No.5041311 [Report] >>5041419 >>5041475 >>5042546
>>5041310
Anonymous No.5041313 [Report] >>5041536 >>5041615 >>5042558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4
Anonymous No.5041330 [Report] >>5041394
>>5041310
I thought they would be better swimmers than that
Anonymous No.5041375 [Report]
>>5041301
.hey, you're in my path!
Anonymous No.5041394 [Report]
>>5041330
Not that bad for an animal that basically never swims in the wild.
Anonymous No.5041419 [Report] >>5042010
>>5041311
I really want to pet a cheetah now
Anonymous No.5041424 [Report] >>5041432
Anonymous No.5041432 [Report] >>5041472 >>5041488
>>5041424
Anonymous No.5041436 [Report] >>5041438
Anonymous No.5041438 [Report]
>>5041436
Based cat
Anonymous No.5041449 [Report] >>5042543
>>5041286
It can't even see what it's eating. If you gave it a piece of cardboard soaked in grape juice, would it eat it?
Anonymous No.5041450 [Report] >>5041573 >>5041650 >>5041741 >>5041878 >>5042194 >>5042864 >>5044883 >>5045639
>>5041301
Why did they decide to worship dumb cows instead of these smart giants?
Anonymous No.5041469 [Report] >>5041523 >>5041525 >>5042555 >>5045359
Anonymous No.5041472 [Report]
>>5041432
I look like this and I do this
Anonymous No.5041475 [Report] >>5042010
>>5041311
They want to be our pets so badly.
Anonymous No.5041488 [Report]
>>5041432
life could be a dream
Anonymous No.5041523 [Report]
>>5041469

You just know...
Anonymous No.5041525 [Report] >>5042147 >>5042559 >>5043968
>>5041469
these are the people that call others "toxofag"
Anonymous No.5041536 [Report]
>>5041313
>cartoon sound effect
Anonymous No.5041540 [Report]
>>5041285
>>shadman
Anonymous No.5041549 [Report]
>>5041285
that fish at 12 seconds in like "shit they can do that?"
Anonymous No.5041573 [Report] >>5041587 >>5041594 >>5041619 >>5041737 >>5042007
>>5041450
Guy with Indian, Hindu wife here.
Indians do not worship cows. Cows are sacred as symbols of motherhood and more valuable in South Asia for the other services they provide, such as milk, which is made in butter and cheese, manure to grow crops and yes, more cows. Reverence for cows is reverence for motherhood and life.
That's how it was explained to me.
I'm not Indian or Hindu so this ain't really my wheelhouse but if you really want an answer and aren't just shitposting, I can ask the missus for a clearer answer.
Anonymous No.5041587 [Report] >>5041831
>>5041573
Except for the part where, yknow, indians DO worship cows. It's a dalits shiva cult thing right? The loss of vedic monotheism was a tragedy.
Anonymous No.5041589 [Report] >>5043519
>>5041308
Guess they must be. I assumed he was watching some loud construction or something but maybe they really are just stealthmaxxing megafauna. I do remember that baby phant trying to hide behind a road sign or something.
Anonymous No.5041594 [Report] >>5041621 >>5041831 >>5043505
>>5041573
Can you ask her to check my Karma score?
Shit posting aside, there's an Indian guy who runs the register at a gas station I frequent, and he's got a little deity with an elephant's head above the mantle of the door as you exit. "Deity" probably isn't the right word though, I remember referring to elephant-man as such and he was quick to correct me and tell me his name (which I forgot) and that if I ever find myself reincarnating I should look for this elephant guy to make my way back to Earth. I don't really have any questions specifically, I guess if cows are symbolic of the reverence of motherhood do elephants have similar lore?
Anonymous No.5041615 [Report]
>>5041313
HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.5041619 [Report] >>5041831
>>5041573
>in South Asia
It's only in Indian Hinduism. And yes, Indians do consider the cow as a mother. It's called "Gau Maata." But they also worship the cow and what it produces - milk, dung, and urine. The politicians and even scientists there keep talking about how cow urine is a cure-all medicine. They use cow dung as fuel, as a "coolant" on walls in their homes, and even food (see: panchagavya).
Anonymous No.5041621 [Report]
>>5041594
Thats Ganesha.
Anonymous No.5041650 [Report]
>>5041450
Elephants wouldn't tolerate pajeets eating their assholes
Anonymous No.5041668 [Report] >>5041738 >>5044321
These are Jimbo and Bimbo and today is their first special alpine grooming appointment
Anonymous No.5041672 [Report] >>5042315 >>5043972
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Anonymous No.5041681 [Report] >>5041749
>>5041285

It must've sensed an enemy.......get it?
Anonymous No.5041734 [Report] >>5042524
>>5041282
aren't these big cats normally drugged during these tourist interactions?
Anonymous No.5041737 [Report]
>>5041573
shouldn't you be dicking around in the capitol building or whatever it is that vice presidents do instead of posting on 4chan?
Anonymous No.5041738 [Report]
>>5041668
>its fuckin wimdy out here
Anonymous No.5041741 [Report]
>>5041450
They do
Anonymous No.5041749 [Report] >>5041851
>>5041681
anemosity?
Anonymous No.5041750 [Report] >>5041757 >>5041837
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Anonymous No.5041753 [Report] >>5041805
Anonymous No.5041756 [Report] >>5041835 >>5044820 >>5045365
>>5041673
jesus that's a big pack
Anonymous No.5041757 [Report]
>>5041750
>I'm the giant bun that makes of da rules!
Anonymous No.5041759 [Report] >>5041761 >>5041769 >>5042548 >>5042562
>>5041752
I thought most animal's eyesight was shit, I don't understand why some disguises have to be so realistic and complicated
Anonymous No.5041761 [Report] >>5041762
>>5041759
bird vision is more known for being good
Anonymous No.5041762 [Report] >>5041764 >>5041840
>>5041761
I thought only falcons and eagles and shit
Anonymous No.5041764 [Report]
>>5041762
even if they're not flying as high, insect eaters still need to spot their target from a good distance that can be obscured by foliage
Anonymous No.5041769 [Report] >>5041774 >>5041778 >>5041840
>>5041759
Varies greatly depending on the animal. I hear squid have the best eyes in the whole of the animal kingdom.
Anonymous No.5041774 [Report] >>5041778
>>5041769
No thats mantis shrimp I think
Anonymous No.5041778 [Report] >>5041840 >>5042120 >>5042320
>>5041769
>>5041774
we need to define what good vision is first
the squid eyes are special to humans because the way their photoreceptors are oriented leaves no blind spot like ours do and mantis shrinp see "better" in that they can can receive a wider spectrum of colours than us
Anonymous No.5041805 [Report] >>5041822 >>5041834 >>5041877 >>5044927 >>5045641
>>5041753
how does he do it?
Anonymous No.5041822 [Report] >>5041834 >>5041877
>>5041805
Gotta be standing on something below the water
Anonymous No.5041831 [Report] >>5042187 >>5045229
>>5041587
No.
>>5041594
Ganesh. His holy day was last week and I went with the missus to the temple. I didn't understand anything about it all and had to eat these diabetes grenades called modak, which are these little dumplings full of coconut gratings and brown sugar. All Indian desserts are grainy-textured and horrifically sweet. I hate them so much.
>>5041619
Wrong.
I had a Thai Buddhist roommate OUAT who didn't eat beef for the same reason. Buddhism is an outshoot of Hinduism and one of the few things I know about Hinduism is that the Buddha is considered one the avatars of Vishnu by Hindus and many view Buddhists as a type of Hindu.
Anonymous No.5041834 [Report] >>5041877
>>5041805
>>5041822
I don't think the bird is moving at all. It just looks like it's surfing, but the only motion comes from the water that's flowing downstream.
Anonymous No.5041835 [Report]
>>5041756
14 wolves
Anonymous No.5041837 [Report]
>>5041750
>r/manlytears pets a hamster
Anonymous No.5041840 [Report] >>5042383
>>5041762
yep, if you only consider visual acuity & image resolution in daylight the only animals that surpass humans are some birds of prey. Our vision is that good.
>>5041769
>Varies greatly depending on the animal. I hear squid have the best eyes in the whole of the animal kingdom.
cephalopods are all color blind but can perceive polarized light. And cephalopods are good at still seeing in low light conditions but see rather low resolution images compared to humans. And they also have tiny primitive brains that can't perform complex image processing like ours can.
The Colossal Squid for example has the largest eyes in the animal kingdom but posses a brain that weighs only 100 grams despite weighing half a ton. The large eyes are probably for detecting Sperm whales in the deep black ocean.
>>5041778
>mantis shrinp see "better" in that they can can receive a wider spectrum of colours than us

Mantis shrimp aren't even better at that. Once again they also have atrocious image resolution compared to humans.
I remember seeing a simulated vision for Mantis shrimp and it was a blurry mess.
Mantis shrimp tried to overcome small brains by developing very complicated eyes instead. But they still come up short.

" Since IT cortex has millions of color-tuned cells, they can sample the spectrum much more finely than the 12 mantis shrimp photoreceptors, so interval decoding could simultaneously provide much better color identification and discrimination compared to mantis shrimp, resolving the paradox that mantis shrimp have poorer color vision than humans despite having more photoreceptor classes."
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4441025/

"Colour blindness test surprisingly reveals that mantis shrimp have poor colour sense.
The study from UQ’s Queensland Brain Institute, crushes the illusion that complex eyes with more colour channels mean better colour vision."
https://news.uq.edu.au/2014-01-24-shrimp-gives-insight-colour-vision
Anonymous No.5041851 [Report]
>>5041749
I sea what you did there
Anonymous No.5041877 [Report] >>5042502
>>5041805
>>5041822
>>5041834
A meeting of /an/'s brightest minds
Anonymous No.5041878 [Report] >>5043943
>>5041450
its due to the ancient indo-european conquest of india
>cattle herding pastoralists conquer india
>beef eating, milk drinking pastoralists are bigger and stronger than grainmaxxed jeet farmers
>jeets connect the cows with the seemingly superhuman powers of the conquerors, assume the cows are magical
>jeets try to fuck with the cows, take them, steal milk, that sort of thing
>conquerors tell them to leave the cows alone because the cows are the most valuable things the indo-europeans own
>this develops into a taboo against harming cows in any way
so you have a group of people that view cows as a source of supernatural power and bunch of religious restrictions surrounding them. let that ferment for a thousand years and you have hinduism's view on cows
Anonymous No.5041993 [Report] >>5042383
Anonymous No.5042007 [Report]
>>5041573
they dont worship cows but they worship the 20+ gods they believe that exist in the cow's body, so in practice its the same thing. theres a famous webm explaining it
Anonymous No.5042010 [Report]
>>5041419
>>5041475
they were domesticated a long time ago but returned to the wild
Anonymous No.5042120 [Report]
>>5041778
The bent neck sells this
Anonymous No.5042147 [Report] >>5042640 >>5042689 >>5043968
>>5041525
There really shouldn't be so many videos and images of this shit. Dogfags are extremely mentally ill.
Anonymous No.5042160 [Report] >>5042169
Anonymous No.5042169 [Report]
>>5042160
theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oVW8gcse4g
Anonymous No.5042187 [Report] >>5042364
>>5041831
Buddhists are an "offshoot" in the sense that the guy who made it hates Hindus with a passion.
Literally every part of Buddhist doctrine is against Hindu practice and shits on it.
Anonymous No.5042194 [Report]
>>5041450
It is easier to tell a low iq population that cows are magic than it is the explain the long-term consequences and ramifications of eating and mistreating their beasts of burden.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.5042195 [Report]
>>5041285
everybody gangsta til the pocket pussy starts moving
Anonymous No.5042196 [Report]
>>5041285
This the shit Gary caught Spongebob watching on TV
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Anonymous No.5042315 [Report]
>>5041672
damn, i'm impressed
Anonymous No.5042317 [Report] >>5042321 >>5042702
>>5042235
Do canine have special protection for their brain and skull and stuff against such thrashing around?
Anonymous No.5042320 [Report]
>>5041778
based good guy guido, going in to help even after realizing he doesnt know how to revive a bird
Anonymous No.5042321 [Report]
>>5042317
You'd assume they evolved to protect themselves from their primary fighting and hunting motions.
Someone posted a chihuahua killing a rat the other day and it's incredible he didn't break his own neck.
Anonymous No.5042364 [Report]
>>5042187
Except the concepts of dharma, karma, samsara, moksha/nirvana, the trimurthi and so on. The only rejections are of the authority of the Vedas and of individualism (atman v the Buddhist struggle for anatman IE loss of self). Buddhism seeks personal destruction within a Hindu framework.
This is something I actually remember from middle school comparative religion class.
Anonymous No.5042383 [Report] >>5042636
>>5041993
No one can resist the butt scritches

>>5041840
They can still falcon punch though, right?
Anonymous No.5042487 [Report]
>>5042234
"It must have EATEN WORMY"
Anonymous No.5042502 [Report]
>>5041877
The best men on the case, for sure.
Anonymous No.5042524 [Report]
>>5041734
Yes
Anonymous No.5042531 [Report]
>>5041673
So cute!
Anonymous No.5042541 [Report] >>5042704
>>5041301
>eww a jeet.
>get the fuck out of here
>dirt kick
Anonymous No.5042543 [Report]
>>5041449
>it's a simple question, doctor, if you had a piece of cardboard soaked in grape juice would you eat it?
>I would. I'd go back for seconds.
Anonymous No.5042546 [Report] >>5045864
>>5041311
Adam's full time occupation in paradise. God gave us those magnificent hands for a reason.
Anonymous No.5042548 [Report]
>>5041759
bird's eyesight can be better than ours
Anonymous No.5042552 [Report] >>5042554 >>5043374 >>5044024 >>5044759 >>5044884 >>5045116 >>5045358
could you guys post more mp4s instead of webms? I want to share some of this stuff on discord but it seems like you can't play webms when you use discord on mobile, which alot of people do
Anonymous No.5042554 [Report] >>5045116
>>5042552
>discord
>phoneposting
Anonymous No.5042555 [Report]
>>5041469
She's cute, I'd like to lick her mouth too.
Anonymous No.5042558 [Report]
>>5041313
Their entire enclosure is the size of a room in my house, what a pathetic fucking zoo
Anonymous No.5042559 [Report] >>5042575
>>5041525
This is the first time I'm hearing the word
Anonymous No.5042560 [Report]
>>5041673
Indians when all their cousins show up (Timmy is panicking)
Anonymous No.5042562 [Report] >>5042588
>>5041759
You, sir, are what we in the business call, a fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.5042575 [Report]
>>5042559
It's a retard buzzword based on the meme that cat owners get toxoplasmosis and that makes them not hate cats.
Anonymous No.5042588 [Report]
>>5042562
shut up retard
Anonymous No.5042593 [Report] >>5042610 >>5042637 >>5042666
Anonymous No.5042594 [Report] >>5042646
Anonymous No.5042597 [Report] >>5042642
Anonymous No.5042610 [Report]
>>5042593
work smart not hard
Anonymous No.5042636 [Report] >>5042972
>>5042383
What does it have to do with vision
Anonymous No.5042637 [Report]
>>5042593
cheeky bastard
Anonymous No.5042640 [Report]
>>5042147
>Thinking all dog owners do that
Anonymous No.5042642 [Report] >>5042645 >>5042807
>>5042597
Anonymous No.5042645 [Report]
>>5042642
>fasted paw in the west
Anonymous No.5042646 [Report]
>>5042594
brutal
Anonymous No.5042648 [Report]
>>5041301
>[sneaky steps, silent footpads]
>PROOOT!! xD
>haha just kidding lmao
>
>seriously tho, be in my way again and I'll fold you up like a newspaper
Anonymous No.5042650 [Report] >>5043375
Anonymous No.5042666 [Report]
>>5042593
>Bought picrel for my cat a couple years ago
>This should be a fun little puzzle
>Within 15 minutes, she starts jamming her tongue in the holes on the pegs
>Actually manages to get the treats out
>Try it again the next day, again showing her how to move the pegs and covers
>Nope, she gets them out with her tongue even faster than before
>Give up and put the toy in a box
>Go back to dumping a few treats in her food bowl like before

I need to put it up for sale on eBay or something, get some money back.
Anonymous No.5042667 [Report] >>5042792
Wtf, pic didn't post.
Anonymous No.5042689 [Report]
>>5042147
>look at it
>its fucking nothing
A little neurotic are we
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mysophobia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive%E2%80%93compulsive_disorder

Hmmmmm
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6457543/
Anonymous No.5042702 [Report]
>>5042317
Tiny brains.
Anonymous No.5042704 [Report]
>>5042541
They are just like us!
Anonymous No.5042792 [Report]
>>5042667
Not kidding I have no idea how to get the treats, I would just starve.
Anonymous No.5042798 [Report]
Anonymous No.5042807 [Report]
>>5042642
d i s c o m b o b u l a t e
Anonymous No.5042816 [Report] >>5042845 >>5043076 >>5043077
>>5042236
Here's a (You) because crabs are neat.
Anonymous No.5042845 [Report] >>5042987
>>5042816
imagine a human-sized crab prying your ribcage open
Anonymous No.5042864 [Report]
>>5041450
Different hindu worship different animals. Some do worship elephants, see ganesha
Anonymous No.5042972 [Report]
>>5042636
Unless they do it with their eye stems, nothing, I just thought that skill may have been exaggerated like their super vision
Anonymous No.5042987 [Report]
>>5042845
Sounds like a cool Mortal Kombat finisher
I wonder if they've done a crab yet
Anonymous No.5042990 [Report] >>5043786 >>5045244 >>5045570
Anonymous No.5043076 [Report]
>>5042816
food loot boxes
Anonymous No.5043077 [Report]
>>5042816
>can't open oyster
>gets mad and attacks the gopro
lol
Anonymous No.5043374 [Report]
>>5042552
currently converting all my /an/ .mp4s into .webms just to spite you
Anonymous No.5043375 [Report] >>5043379 >>5043387 >>5043391 >>5043402 >>5043511 >>5043515 >>5043746 >>5045203
>>5042650
what is that thing
Anonymous No.5043379 [Report]
>>5043375
Tasmanian devil
Anonymous No.5043387 [Report]
>>5043375

tasmanian devil
Anonymous No.5043391 [Report]
>>5043375
Devil (Tasmanian)
Anonymous No.5043402 [Report]
>>5043375
Devilish (for a Tazmanian)
Anonymous No.5043505 [Report] >>5043657
>>5041594
That elephant headed figure IS a deity actually, named Ganesha. From what I remember of Indian mythology, he pissed off his father somehow so he cut his head off, and after his wife got mad at him for it he replaced his son's head with an elephant's head.
Anonymous No.5043511 [Report]
>>5043375
tasmanian satan
Anonymous No.5043515 [Report]
>>5043375
i dunno
Anonymous No.5043519 [Report] >>5043530 >>5043692
>>5041589
He got off lucky. There was a rash of incidents several years ago of elephants sneaking up on people in the forest and killing them.
Anonymous No.5043530 [Report]
>>5043519
Jeets aren't people
Anonymous No.5043657 [Report]
>>5043505
I read of bit of something like that on wikipedia. Has a crapload of names as well.
Anonymous No.5043666 [Report]
>>5041279 (OP)
Nature's retarded. Horse with a horn is not real but bananahead the clawman is?
Anonymous No.5043692 [Report] >>5043699
>>5043519
What can an elephant actually do though?
Anonymous No.5043699 [Report] >>5043704
>>5043692
I saw a video of an elephant stomping and kicking around a honey badger earlier today
Anonymous No.5043704 [Report] >>5043714 >>5043729 >>5043852 >>5043870 >>5044185
>>5043699
If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Anonymous No.5043714 [Report]
>>5043704
they're pretty fast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EubfXrc0J0o
Anonymous No.5043718 [Report] >>5043797
>>5041281
How's come nodoby ever domesticated these?
Anonymous No.5043729 [Report]
>>5043704
KEK
Anonymous No.5043746 [Report]
>>5043375
brown recluse
Anonymous No.5043786 [Report]
>>5042990
He just wants to play :(
Anonymous No.5043797 [Report]
>>5043718
Bison have been domesticated, at least to a degree. There are close to 200k of them being raised on private ranches and farms in the US.
Anonymous No.5043834 [Report]
>>5042234
Blue board.
Anonymous No.5043852 [Report] >>5043864
>>5043704
Please, please, please, go to India or Africa and demonstrate your ninja elephant-grappling skills. Have a friend film it from far away so we can see how cool and not dead you are!
I look forward to your triumphant post.
Anonymous No.5043854 [Report]
>>5042234
Every bird is a chicken
Anonymous No.5043864 [Report] >>5043868
>>5043852
newfag
Anonymous No.5043868 [Report] >>5044028 >>5044242
>>5043864
Oh, it's a pasta? My bad.
Anonymous No.5043870 [Report]
>>5043704
i too played assassins creed origins
Anonymous No.5043877 [Report] >>5044106
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Anonymous No.5043882 [Report] >>5043947
>>5043880
But how did the first one get up
Anonymous No.5043886 [Report] >>5043922 >>5045309
Anonymous No.5043890 [Report]
>>5043881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgaOFVuf1q0
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>>5041279 (OP)
Anonymous No.5043922 [Report]
>>5043886
Absolute fucking goofballs.
Anonymous No.5043926 [Report]
>>5043878
cleaner than any indian i've seen
Anonymous No.5043927 [Report]
>>5043920
lmao
Anonymous No.5043928 [Report] >>5043949
>>5043920
Honey badger should've gave a shit.
Anonymous No.5043943 [Report]
>>5041878
This makes a lot of sense.
If it wasn't indoeuropeans then the other reasonable hypothesis is that cows were very valuable but low iq jeets would keep eating them instead of raising a herd and milking them so they had to make it taboo to eat them.
Anonymous No.5043944 [Report]
>>5043920
little shit had it coming
Anonymous No.5043945 [Report]
>>5043920
>i'm sure to win because my speed is superior
Anonymous No.5043947 [Report]
>>5043882
weaseled his way up by using the otters as a stepping stone
Anonymous No.5043949 [Report]
>>5043928
He'd already been fucking the elephant's ass for a little while, and still walked away after having been stomped twice before that kick.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOROsdzD_CF/
Anonymous No.5043952 [Report]
>>5041279 (OP)
What an uncanny creature. I thought it was AI for the first seconds
Anonymous No.5043961 [Report]
>>5043898
>when you were late for work and didn't have time to cook your lunch
Anonymous No.5043968 [Report] >>5044030
>>5041525
>>5042147
>hmm, there are obsessed schizo anons who hate cats?
>I'll become an obsessed schizo anon who hates dogs, that'll show them!
and neither of you can exist anywhere outside of this shithole because you'll be bullied out of existence
a social dodo
Anonymous No.5043972 [Report]
>>5041672
I understand how that's a mating dance. I'd get down if an ostrich came at me like that desu
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Anonymous No.5044024 [Report]
>>5042552
webms work fine on discord mobile for me
Anonymous No.5044028 [Report] >>5044242
>>5043868
What is it trying to do!?
Anonymous No.5044030 [Report] >>5044189
>>5043968
>hmm, there are obsessed schizo anons who hate cats?
The funny thing is, there aren't
There's an obsessed schizo anon who pretends to hate cats and also pretends to be a jew to drive the anti-dog schizo crazy
The rest is just what /an/ actually thinks, which is entirely the natural consequence of retards letting their cats outside and pretending they are hyper-intelligent apex predators
Anonymous No.5044106 [Report]
>>5043877
He has a lazy eye
Anonymous No.5044185 [Report] >>5045746
>>5043704
It's crazy that this can get 4+ responses not recognizing it as a pasta by now
Anonymous No.5044187 [Report]
>>5043920
Maybe you should back off from some flights...
Anonymous No.5044189 [Report]
>>5044030
>The rest is just what /an/ actually thinks
Ah yes, trying to force a consensus, definitely organic. Your noble crusade to troll one sperg is definitely worth ruining the quality of the board.
Anonymous No.5044242 [Report]
>>5043868
Gosh, I haven't seen that video in about six years.
>>5044028
Nobody knows but it makes a fun click noise with each attack
Anonymous No.5044244 [Report]
>>5043920
>i can beat him, my sp- ACK
Anonymous No.5044266 [Report]
>>5042234
me when I see a wasp
Anonymous No.5044268 [Report]
>>5043920
>realistically, what can an elephant do
Anonymous No.5044298 [Report] >>5044330 >>5044415 >>5044744 >>5044851
>>5043880
Anonymous No.5044300 [Report]
>>5043920
RUDE!
Anonymous No.5044317 [Report]
>>5041285
Looks like a flying horsecock
Anonymous No.5044321 [Report]
>>5041668
>Bimbo
>isn't black

heh
Anonymous No.5044330 [Report]
>>5043880
Looks painful
>>5044298
mother fuckers
Anonymous No.5044415 [Report]
>>5044298
you can literally see the moment he dies inside
Anonymous No.5044744 [Report] >>5044839
>>5044298
Relatable
Anonymous No.5044759 [Report]
>>5042552
kill yourself
Anonymous No.5044820 [Report]
>>5041756
for you.
Anonymous No.5044829 [Report] >>5044835 >>5044861 >>5044866 >>5044893 >>5045498 >>5045593
Anonymous No.5044831 [Report]
Anonymous No.5044833 [Report] >>5044893 >>5045499
Anonymous No.5044835 [Report]
>>5044829
comfy
Anonymous No.5044839 [Report]
>>5044744

*she workers are all female
Anonymous No.5044851 [Report]
>>5044298
Nature documentarians are evil
Anonymous No.5044861 [Report]
>>5044829
They are eating each other.
Anonymous No.5044866 [Report]
>>5044829
OMNOMNOMNOM ANDDS :DD
Anonymous No.5044883 [Report] >>5045057
>>5041450
Cow Worship is one of the few Aryan traits indians actually retain
Anonymous No.5044884 [Report]
>>5042552
clever clever anon
Anonymous No.5044893 [Report]
>>5044829
makes me want to try ants desu
>>5044833
me looking for a new porn
Anonymous No.5044921 [Report] >>5044929 >>5044964
Anonymous No.5044927 [Report]
>>5041805
The bird does not move,
it stands on a rock under the surface
Anonymous No.5044929 [Report]
>>5044921
>One of my dogs have autims
Anonymous No.5044933 [Report]
>>5042234
wew, that was a close one, could have ended worse for the birds.
Anonymous No.5044934 [Report]
>>5043878
based bean snapper
Anonymous No.5044956 [Report]
>>5043878
he hates beans so much
Anonymous No.5044964 [Report] >>5045049 >>5045861
>>5044921
Sheep running is so damn funny
Anonymous No.5045049 [Report]
>>5044964
Anonymous No.5045057 [Report]
>>5044883
but they worship them in the wrong way
Anonymous No.5045116 [Report]
>>5042552
I'm feeling generous enough to help out a retard today: take any webm url, yeah?
And append it to the end of https://ezgif.com/video-to-mp4/?url=
Then tap the calm, friendly blue button that reads "Convert!" and that's it.
Example:
https://ezgif.com/video-to-mp4/?url=https://i.4cdn.org/an/1757141387850409.webm
That will convert >>5042554, ya dingus.
>>5041279 (OP)
Before seeing this video I'm posting, I didn't know stick insects not only lived in the US but that they dance. That's neat.
Anonymous No.5045160 [Report] >>5045162
>>5041285
If someone found a way to make a sex doll do that they'd be a billionaire.
Anonymous No.5045162 [Report]
>>5045160
Soon. Within 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Q4Su54iho
Anonymous No.5045171 [Report] >>5045172 >>5045185 >>5045193 >>5045234 >>5045402 >>5045602 >>5045643 >>5045666
Anonymous No.5045172 [Report] >>5045178 >>5045194
>>5045171
what is that thing? i hate it.
Anonymous No.5045178 [Report] >>5045194
>>5045172
It's a woman
Anonymous No.5045185 [Report]
>>5045171
I wish I had a proboscis.
Anonymous No.5045193 [Report]
>>5045171
I bet she tried to shove its nose in her pusy
Anonymous No.5045194 [Report]
>>5045172
it's a tapir
>>5045178
kek
Anonymous No.5045203 [Report] >>5045206 >>5045208 >>5045238
>>5043375
A reddit animal
Anonymous No.5045206 [Report]
>>5045203
kek he does look like reddit the animal
Anonymous No.5045208 [Report] >>5045246
>>5045203
But enough about dogs
Anonymous No.5045229 [Report]
>>5041831
that pale blue is the most indian color after shit, i know it's an indian video when i see that paint on the walls
Anonymous No.5045234 [Report] >>5045242
>>5045171
>Looks up Tapir genitalia
I know exactly why she has one
Anonymous No.5045238 [Report] >>5045246
>>5045203
That’s not a cat, doe.
Anonymous No.5045242 [Report] >>5045400 >>5045480
>>5045234
w-what
Anonymous No.5045244 [Report] >>5045254 >>5045500
>>5042990
Urocyon edition

>>5043878
Why is he so angry?
Anonymous No.5045246 [Report]
>>5045208
>>5045238
go back
Anonymous No.5045254 [Report]
>>5045244
They promised him he could handle the carrots this time, but when he showed up they handed him the beans. Again.
Anonymous No.5045259 [Report] >>5045295
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Anonymous No.5045295 [Report]
>>5045259
I love Ravens man.
Anonymous No.5045309 [Report] >>5045340
>>5043886
How the fuck did these retards survive in the wild before humans came along and saved them?
Anonymous No.5045323 [Report]
Anonymous No.5045340 [Report]
>>5045309
they just did; and it turns out they dont fuck because they dont like people watching
Anonymous No.5045358 [Report] >>5045392 >>5045501 >>5045508 >>5045621 >>5045827
>>5042552
Anonymous No.5045359 [Report]
>>5041469
Thought this was a ypipo thing
Anonymous No.5045365 [Report]
>>5041756
for awoo
Anonymous No.5045392 [Report]
>>5045358
he cute!
Anonymous No.5045400 [Report]
>>5045242
It's gigantic and prehensile. They use it to grab plants for leverage, no joke.
Anonymous No.5045402 [Report]
>>5045171
Pige
Anonymous No.5045480 [Report] >>5045516
>>5045242
Anonymous No.5045498 [Report]
>>5044829
This dood eatin ants
Anonymous No.5045499 [Report]
>>5044833
kwab
Anonymous No.5045500 [Report]
>>5045244
That lil guy FLEW up those stairs very impressive. Wow.
Anonymous No.5045501 [Report]
>>5045358
Poor duck. Bulbasaurs are cringe.
Anonymous No.5045508 [Report]
>>5045358
Did you know? Ducks are one of the few kinds of birds with a true penis. In some species it can be as long as their body when erect.
Anonymous No.5045509 [Report]
>>5043897

Hey kid! Open the door! I've got freedom!
Anonymous No.5045516 [Report] >>5045538
>>5045480

I will never see the Tapir the same way ever again.
Anonymous No.5045538 [Report]
>>5045516
PIGGED
Anonymous No.5045567 [Report] >>5045589 >>5045752
Anonymous No.5045570 [Report]
>>5042990
when the janny gives me a 3 day vacation
Anonymous No.5045586 [Report] >>5045587
>>5041283
Why is the bird 'jaking at him.
Anonymous No.5045587 [Report] >>5045624
>>5045586
Birds are nature's Redditors
Anonymous No.5045589 [Report] >>5045611 >>5045614
>>5045567
jesus christ what was the plan here? poor dog
Anonymous No.5045593 [Report]
>>5044829
there is alot of exposed skin, are they just immune to ant bites?
Anonymous No.5045602 [Report]
>>5045171
the information is easily inferred
Anonymous No.5045611 [Report]
>>5045589
>woman
>plan
Good one
Anonymous No.5045614 [Report] >>5045617 >>5045680
>>5045589
Woman thought real life is a Disney film and thought the dog would be interested in meeting the 'giant doggo'
Many such cases
Anonymous No.5045617 [Report]
>>5045614
yeah but she starts running away at the first sign of movement from the bull, even before he starts charging them. Also what's funny is that the cameraman just does nothing and keeps filming. and she is barefoot for some reason
Anonymous No.5045621 [Report]
>>5045358
What species is that? (Not the duck.)
Anonymous No.5045624 [Report]
>>5045587
Yeah and ur natures faggot you fucking queer
Anonymous No.5045639 [Report]
>>5041450
Ganesh
Anonymous No.5045641 [Report]
>>5041805
The water is flowing very fast, it doesn't move.
Anonymous No.5045643 [Report]
>>5045171
Cute, both almost have the same nose !
Anonymous No.5045666 [Report]
>>5045171
CUM BEAST
Anonymous No.5045680 [Report]
>>5045614
kek
Anonymous No.5045742 [Report] >>5045870
Anonymous No.5045746 [Report]
>>5044185
too many jeets posting here nowadays
Anonymous No.5045752 [Report]
>>5045567
why are women like this
Anonymous No.5045753 [Report] >>5045756 >>5045815 >>5045854
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Anonymous No.5045756 [Report]
>>5045753
>FREE PALESTINE
Anonymous No.5045783 [Report] >>5045785 >>5045794 >>5045829 >>5045857
Anonymous No.5045785 [Report]
>>5045783
Jesus christ that squid is huge. It had to be about 20 feet long compared to the whale right?
Anonymous No.5045794 [Report]
>>5045783
i should call her
Anonymous No.5045805 [Report]
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Anonymous No.5045815 [Report] >>5045820
>>5045753
No animal cruelty please.
Anonymous No.5045820 [Report]
>>5045815
Are you saying he was pushed?
Anonymous No.5045827 [Report]
>>5045358
Black women are literally sub-human.
Anonymous No.5045829 [Report]
>>5045783
He would have won if he had time to prepare.
Anonymous No.5045854 [Report] >>5045859
>>5045753
>it was deleted
.....?
Anonymous No.5045857 [Report]
>>5045783
Yum
Anonymous No.5045859 [Report]
>>5045854
Guess it's confirmed the lobster didn't jump, he was pushed.
Anonymous No.5045861 [Report]
>>5044964
It's like they are running on stilts
Anonymous No.5045864 [Report]
>>5042546
Shut the fuck up nigger.
Anonymous No.5045870 [Report]
>>5045742
foxes are my favourite kind of dog
Anonymous No.5045872 [Report] >>5045874
Anonymous No.5045874 [Report]
>>5045872
>tfw I had no huge frogbros to watch brainrot with while growing up