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Anonymous No.5041282 >>5041310 >>5041734
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Anonymous No.5041285 >>5041290 >>5041540 >>5041549 >>5041681 >>5042195 >>5042196
Anonymous No.5041286 >>5041449
Anonymous No.5041290
>>5041285
>ew, a fucking echinoderm
there does the neighborhood
Anonymous No.5041301 >>5041306 >>5041375 >>5041450 >>5042541 >>5042648
Anonymous No.5041306 >>5041308
>>5041301
That guy must have been going through some heavy shit to not hear a phant sneaking up on him.
Anonymous No.5041308 >>5041589
>>5041306
>Elephant feet are covered in a soft padding that helps to support their weight, as well as preventing them from slipping and dulling the sound of their footsteps. As a result, elephants can walk almost silently, despite their huge weight.

They're quieter than you think
Anonymous No.5041310 >>5041311 >>5041330
>>5041282
Anonymous No.5041311 >>5041419 >>5041475 >>5042546
>>5041310
Anonymous No.5041313 >>5041536 >>5041615 >>5042558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4
Anonymous No.5041330 >>5041394
>>5041310
I thought they would be better swimmers than that
Anonymous No.5041375
>>5041301
.hey, you're in my path!
Anonymous No.5041394
>>5041330
Not that bad for an animal that basically never swims in the wild.
Anonymous No.5041419 >>5042010
>>5041311
I really want to pet a cheetah now
Anonymous No.5041424 >>5041432
Anonymous No.5041432 >>5041472 >>5041488
>>5041424
Anonymous No.5041436 >>5041438
Anonymous No.5041438
>>5041436
Based cat
Anonymous No.5041449 >>5042543
>>5041286
It can't even see what it's eating. If you gave it a piece of cardboard soaked in grape juice, would it eat it?
Anonymous No.5041450 >>5041573 >>5041650 >>5041741 >>5041878 >>5042194
>>5041301
Why did they decide to worship dumb cows instead of these smart giants?
Anonymous No.5041469 >>5041523 >>5041525 >>5042555
Anonymous No.5041472
>>5041432
I look like this and I do this
Anonymous No.5041475 >>5042010
>>5041311
They want to be our pets so badly.
Anonymous No.5041488
>>5041432
life could be a dream
Anonymous No.5041523
>>5041469

You just know...
Anonymous No.5041525 >>5042147 >>5042559
>>5041469
these are the people that call others "toxofag"
Anonymous No.5041536
>>5041313
>cartoon sound effect
Anonymous No.5041540
>>5041285
>>shadman
Anonymous No.5041549
>>5041285
that fish at 12 seconds in like "shit they can do that?"
Anonymous No.5041573 >>5041587 >>5041594 >>5041619 >>5041737 >>5042007
>>5041450
Guy with Indian, Hindu wife here.
Indians do not worship cows. Cows are sacred as symbols of motherhood and more valuable in South Asia for the other services they provide, such as milk, which is made in butter and cheese, manure to grow crops and yes, more cows. Reverence for cows is reverence for motherhood and life.
That's how it was explained to me.
I'm not Indian or Hindu so this ain't really my wheelhouse but if you really want an answer and aren't just shitposting, I can ask the missus for a clearer answer.
Anonymous No.5041587 >>5041831
>>5041573
Except for the part where, yknow, indians DO worship cows. It's a dalits shiva cult thing right? The loss of vedic monotheism was a tragedy.
Anonymous No.5041589
>>5041308
Guess they must be. I assumed he was watching some loud construction or something but maybe they really are just stealthmaxxing megafauna. I do remember that baby phant trying to hide behind a road sign or something.
Anonymous No.5041594 >>5041621 >>5041831
>>5041573
Can you ask her to check my Karma score?
Shit posting aside, there's an Indian guy who runs the register at a gas station I frequent, and he's got a little deity with an elephant's head above the mantle of the door as you exit. "Deity" probably isn't the right word though, I remember referring to elephant-man as such and he was quick to correct me and tell me his name (which I forgot) and that if I ever find myself reincarnating I should look for this elephant guy to make my way back to Earth. I don't really have any questions specifically, I guess if cows are symbolic of the reverence of motherhood do elephants have similar lore?
Anonymous No.5041615
>>5041313
HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.5041619 >>5041831
>>5041573
>in South Asia
It's only in Indian Hinduism. And yes, Indians do consider the cow as a mother. It's called "Gau Maata." But they also worship the cow and what it produces - milk, dung, and urine. The politicians and even scientists there keep talking about how cow urine is a cure-all medicine. They use cow dung as fuel, as a "coolant" on walls in their homes, and even food (see: panchagavya).
Anonymous No.5041621
>>5041594
Thats Ganesha.
Anonymous No.5041650
>>5041450
Elephants wouldn't tolerate pajeets eating their assholes
Anonymous No.5041668 >>5041738
These are Jimbo and Bimbo and today is their first special alpine grooming appointment
Anonymous No.5041672 >>5042315
Anonymous No.5041673 >>5041756 >>5042531 >>5042560
Anonymous No.5041681 >>5041749
>>5041285

It must've sensed an enemy.......get it?
Anonymous No.5041734 >>5042524
>>5041282
aren't these big cats normally drugged during these tourist interactions?
Anonymous No.5041737
>>5041573
shouldn't you be dicking around in the capitol building or whatever it is that vice presidents do instead of posting on 4chan?
Anonymous No.5041738
>>5041668
>its fuckin wimdy out here
Anonymous No.5041741
>>5041450
They do
Anonymous No.5041749 >>5041851
>>5041681
anemosity?
Anonymous No.5041750 >>5041757 >>5041837
Anonymous No.5041752 >>5041759
Anonymous No.5041753 >>5041805
Anonymous No.5041756 >>5041835
>>5041673
jesus that's a big pack
Anonymous No.5041757
>>5041750
>I'm the giant bun that makes of da rules!
Anonymous No.5041759 >>5041761 >>5041769 >>5042548 >>5042562
>>5041752
I thought most animal's eyesight was shit, I don't understand why some disguises have to be so realistic and complicated
Anonymous No.5041761 >>5041762
>>5041759
bird vision is more known for being good
Anonymous No.5041762 >>5041764 >>5041840
>>5041761
I thought only falcons and eagles and shit
Anonymous No.5041764
>>5041762
even if they're not flying as high, insect eaters still need to spot their target from a good distance that can be obscured by foliage
Anonymous No.5041769 >>5041774 >>5041778 >>5041840
>>5041759
Varies greatly depending on the animal. I hear squid have the best eyes in the whole of the animal kingdom.
Anonymous No.5041774 >>5041778
>>5041769
No thats mantis shrimp I think
Anonymous No.5041778 >>5041840 >>5042120 >>5042320
>>5041769
>>5041774
we need to define what good vision is first
the squid eyes are special to humans because the way their photoreceptors are oriented leaves no blind spot like ours do and mantis shrinp see "better" in that they can can receive a wider spectrum of colours than us
Anonymous No.5041805 >>5041822 >>5041834 >>5041877
>>5041753
how does he do it?
Anonymous No.5041822 >>5041834 >>5041877
>>5041805
Gotta be standing on something below the water
Anonymous No.5041831 >>5042187
>>5041587
No.
>>5041594
Ganesh. His holy day was last week and I went with the missus to the temple. I didn't understand anything about it all and had to eat these diabetes grenades called modak, which are these little dumplings full of coconut gratings and brown sugar. All Indian desserts are grainy-textured and horrifically sweet. I hate them so much.
>>5041619
Wrong.
I had a Thai Buddhist roommate OUAT who didn't eat beef for the same reason. Buddhism is an outshoot of Hinduism and one of the few things I know about Hinduism is that the Buddha is considered one the avatars of Vishnu by Hindus and many view Buddhists as a type of Hindu.
Anonymous No.5041834 >>5041877
>>5041805
>>5041822
I don't think the bird is moving at all. It just looks like it's surfing, but the only motion comes from the water that's flowing downstream.
Anonymous No.5041835
>>5041756
14 wolves
Anonymous No.5041837
>>5041750
>r/manlytears pets a hamster
Anonymous No.5041840 >>5042383
>>5041762
yep, if you only consider visual acuity & image resolution in daylight the only animals that surpass humans are some birds of prey. Our vision is that good.
>>5041769
>Varies greatly depending on the animal. I hear squid have the best eyes in the whole of the animal kingdom.
cephalopods are all color blind but can perceive polarized light. And cephalopods are good at still seeing in low light conditions but see rather low resolution images compared to humans. And they also have tiny primitive brains that can't perform complex image processing like ours can.
The Colossal Squid for example has the largest eyes in the animal kingdom but posses a brain that weighs only 100 grams despite weighing half a ton. The large eyes are probably for detecting Sperm whales in the deep black ocean.
>>5041778
>mantis shrinp see "better" in that they can can receive a wider spectrum of colours than us

Mantis shrimp aren't even better at that. Once again they also have atrocious image resolution compared to humans.
I remember seeing a simulated vision for Mantis shrimp and it was a blurry mess.
Mantis shrimp tried to overcome small brains by developing very complicated eyes instead. But they still come up short.

" Since IT cortex has millions of color-tuned cells, they can sample the spectrum much more finely than the 12 mantis shrimp photoreceptors, so interval decoding could simultaneously provide much better color identification and discrimination compared to mantis shrimp, resolving the paradox that mantis shrimp have poorer color vision than humans despite having more photoreceptor classes."
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4441025/

"Colour blindness test surprisingly reveals that mantis shrimp have poor colour sense.
The study from UQ’s Queensland Brain Institute, crushes the illusion that complex eyes with more colour channels mean better colour vision."
https://news.uq.edu.au/2014-01-24-shrimp-gives-insight-colour-vision
Anonymous No.5041851
>>5041749
I sea what you did there
Anonymous No.5041877 >>5042502
>>5041805
>>5041822
>>5041834
A meeting of /an/'s brightest minds
Anonymous No.5041878
>>5041450
its due to the ancient indo-european conquest of india
>cattle herding pastoralists conquer india
>beef eating, milk drinking pastoralists are bigger and stronger than grainmaxxed jeet farmers
>jeets connect the cows with the seemingly superhuman powers of the conquerors, assume the cows are magical
>jeets try to fuck with the cows, take them, steal milk, that sort of thing
>conquerors tell them to leave the cows alone because the cows are the most valuable things the indo-europeans own
>this develops into a taboo against harming cows in any way
so you have a group of people that view cows as a source of supernatural power and bunch of religious restrictions surrounding them. let that ferment for a thousand years and you have hinduism's view on cows
Anonymous No.5041993 >>5042383
Anonymous No.5042007
>>5041573
they dont worship cows but they worship the 20+ gods they believe that exist in the cow's body, so in practice its the same thing. theres a famous webm explaining it
Anonymous No.5042010
>>5041419
>>5041475
they were domesticated a long time ago but returned to the wild
Anonymous No.5042120
>>5041778
The bent neck sells this
Anonymous No.5042147 >>5042640
>>5041525
There really shouldn't be so many videos and images of this shit. Dogfags are extremely mentally ill.
Anonymous No.5042160 >>5042169
Anonymous No.5042169
>>5042160
theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oVW8gcse4g
Anonymous No.5042187 >>5042364
>>5041831
Buddhists are an "offshoot" in the sense that the guy who made it hates Hindus with a passion.
Literally every part of Buddhist doctrine is against Hindu practice and shits on it.
Anonymous No.5042194
>>5041450
It is easier to tell a low iq population that cows are magic than it is the explain the long-term consequences and ramifications of eating and mistreating their beasts of burden.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.5042195
>>5041285
everybody gangsta til the pocket pussy starts moving
Anonymous No.5042196
>>5041285
This the shit Gary caught Spongebob watching on TV
Anonymous No.5042234 >>5042487
Anonymous No.5042235 >>5042317
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Anonymous No.5042315
>>5041672
damn, i'm impressed
Anonymous No.5042317 >>5042321
>>5042235
Do canine have special protection for their brain and skull and stuff against such thrashing around?
Anonymous No.5042320
>>5041778
based good guy guido, going in to help even after realizing he doesnt know how to revive a bird
Anonymous No.5042321
>>5042317
You'd assume they evolved to protect themselves from their primary fighting and hunting motions.
Someone posted a chihuahua killing a rat the other day and it's incredible he didn't break his own neck.
Anonymous No.5042364
>>5042187
Except the concepts of dharma, karma, samsara, moksha/nirvana, the trimurthi and so on. The only rejections are of the authority of the Vedas and of individualism (atman v the Buddhist struggle for anatman IE loss of self). Buddhism seeks personal destruction within a Hindu framework.
This is something I actually remember from middle school comparative religion class.
Anonymous No.5042383 >>5042636
>>5041993
No one can resist the butt scritches

>>5041840
They can still falcon punch though, right?
Anonymous No.5042487
>>5042234
"It must have EATEN WORMY"
Anonymous No.5042502
>>5041877
The best men on the case, for sure.
Anonymous No.5042524
>>5041734
Yes
Anonymous No.5042531
>>5041673
So cute!
Anonymous No.5042541
>>5041301
>eww a jeet.
>get the fuck out of here
>dirt kick
Anonymous No.5042543
>>5041449
>it's a simple question, doctor, if you had a piece of cardboard soaked in grape juice would you eat it?
>I would. I'd go back for seconds.
Anonymous No.5042546
>>5041311
Adam's full time occupation in paradise. God gave us those magnificent hands for a reason.
Anonymous No.5042548
>>5041759
bird's eyesight can be better than ours
Anonymous No.5042552 >>5042554
could you guys post more mp4s instead of webms? I want to share some of this stuff on discord but it seems like you can't play webms when you use discord on mobile, which alot of people do
Anonymous No.5042554
>>5042552
>discord
>phoneposting
Anonymous No.5042555
>>5041469
She's cute, I'd like to lick her mouth too.
Anonymous No.5042558
>>5041313
Their entire enclosure is the size of a room in my house, what a pathetic fucking zoo
Anonymous No.5042559 >>5042575
>>5041525
This is the first time I'm hearing the word
Anonymous No.5042560
>>5041673
Indians when all their cousins show up (Timmy is panicking)
Anonymous No.5042562 >>5042588
>>5041759
You, sir, are what we in the business call, a fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.5042575
>>5042559
It's a retard buzzword based on the meme that cat owners get toxoplasmosis and that makes them not hate cats.
Anonymous No.5042588
>>5042562
shut up retard
Anonymous No.5042593 >>5042610 >>5042637 >>5042666
Anonymous No.5042594 >>5042646
Anonymous No.5042597 >>5042642
Anonymous No.5042610
>>5042593
work smart not hard
Anonymous No.5042636
>>5042383
What does it have to do with vision
Anonymous No.5042637
>>5042593
cheeky bastard
Anonymous No.5042640
>>5042147
>Thinking all dog owners do that
Anonymous No.5042642 >>5042645
>>5042597
Anonymous No.5042645
>>5042642
>fasted paw in the west
Anonymous No.5042646
>>5042594
brutal
Anonymous No.5042648
>>5041301
>[sneaky steps, silent footpads]
>PROOOT!! xD
>haha just kidding lmao
>
>seriously tho, be in my way again and I'll fold you up like a newspaper
Anonymous No.5042650
Anonymous No.5042666
>>5042593
>Bought picrel for my cat a couple years ago
>This should be a fun little puzzle
>Within 15 minutes, she starts jamming her tongue in the holes on the pegs
>Actually manages to get the treats out
>Try it again the next day, again showing her how to move the pegs and covers
>Nope, she gets them out with her tongue even faster than before
>Give up and put the toy in a box
>Go back to dumping a few treats in her food bowl like before

I need to put it up for sale on eBay or something, get some money back.
Anonymous No.5042667
Wtf, pic didn't post.