Thread 5055939

>Fur seals (actually sea lions) are sometimes spotted raping penguins
How common is this for animals? Using animals smaller than you and of a different species to relieve your own sexual frustration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxe-eTekbPA
Video link for those interested

>>5055941
>seals are incels who can't get any from their own species
lol

>>5056096
>>5056098
They're sea lions actually

Young bull elephants under musth without the guidance of older bulls will attempt to rape rhinos

>>5055939 (OP)
I recall once seeing a frog rape a monkey in the face.

>>5056689
You must mean that chimpanzee frog video
It was the opposite with the chimp raping the frog
I think it was this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhDkoQniZpU

>>5055939 (OP)
Dolphins
>>5055065

Why isnt this thread popular

>>5058050
because it's kinda disturbing seing animals rape each other, especiall when the receiving party gets injured or killed

>>5056691
to think this is probably the first frog ever in history to have a throat full of monkey dick.

>>5058350
More threads need to be made about animals doing 'icky' things
More infanticide threads
More blood, violence
More sexual violence

>>5058476
sure I have no problem with that sutff, I just don't want to look at a penguin getting crushed to death by sealion cock

What do you guys think about Eugene McCarthy's theory that humans originated as hybrids of pigs and apes?

>>5059561
of all animals why pigs?

>>5059563
He published a huge number of anatomical similarities between humans and pigs, some of which are unique. I don't remember the full list but it included things like subcutaneous fat deposits and the relative infertility of humans (because we're hybrids). Also, in reference to cannibalism, human is often called "longpig" because of the similarity in taste and texture between human and pig meat.

Interesting theory, probably false.

>>5059563
>relatively hairless
>skin colors reaching from black/dark brown to pink
>omnivores
>make high pitched squeeling noises when threatened or hurt

>>5059580
>probably false.
More like totally false. We're similar because we're all mammals

>>5059580
The only way you’d remotely believe this is by consciously ignoring the huge differences in physiology, and by throwing the entire concept of genetics into the wood chipper.

Be smarter than that, or I’ll be force to make you suck my corkscrew dick.

>>5059673
That would be like saying "jaguars and tigers are not related; they're just similar because they're both mammals". Your argument assumes its own conclusion in the premises. It's circular. There are a large number of similarities between humans and pigs that are not shared by other mammals, including the other great apes.

>>5059723
The differences in physiology, under this argument, are explained by ape DNA. Genetics allows hybridization between species.

To both of you: I don't believe the position myself, as I said, but neither of you mustered a cogent argument against it.

>>5059617
>>skin colors reaching from black/dark brown to pink
>>omnivores
>>make high pitched squeeling noises when threatened or hurt
But all those things apply to other apes/monkeys too

Here's McCarthy's list of traits that humans have but other great apes do not:

https://www.macroevolution.net/human-origins-2.html

>>5059917
His reasoning is pretty bad since a lot of those traits he claims that other primates dont have is wrong
>Lightly pigmented eyes exist
>Many primates have visible sclerae and iris color variation. >Some even have pale or amber irises.
> Protruding, cartilaginous nose
>Proboscis monkeys have enormous them

>>5060267
My own view is that he's honest and reasonable but wrong. He doesn't deny the existence of light eyes in apes because he says "Lightly pigmented eyes common." Keyword common. But you got him on the nose.

>>5058461
>>5056683
>>5056691
>>5057233
Worth noting that these aren't technically natural behavior since they all took place in zoo/zoo-adjacent conditions

>>5055939 (OP)
giwtwm

What's that facial expression trying to convey?
>I'm not the happiest I've sunk to this either

>>5055939 (OP)
True seals (phocids) such as grey seals, monk seals, and elephant seals like to rape as well.

>>5062215
As in rape other seals or other species

>>5061731
Cute seal

>>5062272
Both. Elephant seals will rape almost anything with a pulse.

Male northern elephant seals (Mirounga angustirostris) attempt to mate with a variety of inappropriate partners, including elephant seal pups, yearlings, two-year olds, pregnant or otherwise non-receptive females, and dead elephant seals of all age classes (Le Boeuf 1972; Reiter et al. 1978; Le Boeuf and Mesnick 1991; Mesnick and Le Boeuf 1991; Rose et al. 1991; Reiter, personal communication).

I saw a male elephant seal at the water's edge playing with a young harbor seal pup. The elephant seal bit the pup and chased it through shallow water. Back on the beach, it put its chin on top of the pup and then placed its forequarters over the pup in an attempt to mount it. The pup seemed distressed, and after several minutes it escaped to a higher area of the beach. The elephant seal then quickly moved toward other harbor seals swimming in the shallow water.

>>5062866
These are actually for filtering krill like whales do, they're blunt as all hell and wouldn't be able to do much but leave indents if one of them bit your hand.
They're called crab-eater seals, albiet misleadingly. They don't eat any CRAB crabs, just sea bugs.

Bump

>>5062953
they also try to fuck cars

>>5059561
>humans originated as hybrids of pigs and apes
probably one of the dumbest things I've heard

>>5062953
Not surprising. Animals are pretty stupid.

>>5064355
sexual deviance indicates high intelligence. religions condemning it originate from the lowest IQ parts of the world. ergo, elephant seals are geniuses.

>>5062953
>Male northern elephant seals (Mirounga angustirostris) attempt to mate with a variety of inappropriate partners, including elephant seal pups, yearlings, two-year olds, pregnant or otherwise non-receptive females, and dead elephant seals of all age classes
Makes sense, given how hard it is for a male to mate with Beachmasters hoarding as much as 50 females
>I saw a male elephant seal at the water's edge playing with a young harbor seal pup. The elephant seal bit the pup and chased it through shallow water. Back on the beach, it put its chin on top of the pup and then placed its forequarters over the pup in an attempt to mount it. The pup seemed distressed, and after several minutes it escaped to a higher area of the beach. The elephant seal then quickly moved toward other harbor seals swimming in the shallow water.
Not that bad all things considered, there haven't been confirmed reports of elephant seals raping penguins
>>5064273
Pretty sure that's them thinking of cars as other male elephant seals
>>5064367
This, dolphins and orcas both display the same behavior

>>5058050
>Why isnt this thread popular
Most people aren't zoophiles.
>>5055939 (OP)
>How common is this for animals?
You're not a fur seal anon. You're just one of 1.5 billion Indians receiving money from American feds on their fed honeypot 4ch. Indians are actually famous for having extremely small male genitalia.

>>5064367
>sexual deviance indicates high intelligence
No it doesn't anon. It indicates that you're too stupid to mate with reproductive ages women...
>religions condemning it originate from the lowest IQ parts of the world.
Abrahamicism didn't invent "hating homosexuals" you stupid moron. Islam doesn't prohibit necrophilia, zoophilia or even homosexuality if it's a young boy dressed as a girl. It simply codifies sexual degeneracy. And Islam copied that stupid shit from Judaism as did Christianity. And you know that quoting religious scripture in /an/ is a ban-able offence.
You're a moron.

>>5064719
wtf are you on about?

>>5064724
stfu fed. You're a loser. You are stupid. Nobody has ever accidentally called you intelligent.

>>5060356
To my knowledge, external traits can manifest in greatly different species via convergent evolution
Like how sharks and dolphins both evolved streamlined bodies and fins
So shouldn't he know that?

>>5055939 (OP)
OP wishes he was the penguin.
That's it.
That is the only reason he started this thread.

>>5065642
I wish I was the fur seal actually

>>5061084
The fur seal or the penguin?

>>5059561
This guy is just fucking weird. His base theory is interesting, but the conclusions are absurd. He sees a woolly pig and immediately thinks a sheep must've shagged a pig because whoa no way bristles can curl. Dude isn't completely dumb, but he's a clown and sorely needs a handler to filter his bullshit

>>5058462
Probably not desu. Just the first frog seen on camera.

>>5064367
BASED

Am I the only one not bothered by all this “aNiMaLS RaPe otHeR sPecIEs”? They’re animals, they’re dumb, their genitalia is incompatible, this is probably no more traumatic to them than getting your leg humped by a dog.

>>5067451
> their genitalia is incompatible
this actually makes it deadly
its like a horsecock up the anus for the penguins. penguins do not have dicks or accommodations for dicks. they die every time.

who cares is apt for giraffes fucking elephants or chimps boning jaguars or something but seals are just nasty

>>5067453
How do you know the seal managed to get its dick in the penguin’s cloaca and wasn’t just rubbing on it?

>>5067451
Chimps do it too, it's fine

>>5067451
It can be deadly, especially when it comes to dogs. That is why humping behavior should be discouraged