Thread 5058904

Peace in the middle east edition

/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html

/dog/ car safety:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/

/dog/ approved training:
https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdf
https://aggressivedog.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraining
https://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett
/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!): Barbara Streisand

Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip

>>5058904 (OP)
Wow. Very nice thread OP. Thank you.

>>5058909
Very cute.

>>5058904 (OP)
Its kaya’s capitalist cousin!

>that kot
the raped

>heathers owner died in a synagogue collapse
>marcie and daltons owner was involuntarily committed
>leos owner is becoming prone to periods of catatonia after inhaling and handling too much photo developer
The barkbuddies are finished

>>5059153
The "barkbuddies" group was never a real or organized entity—it stemmed from one individual's intense fixation and desire for online attention. Things escalated when another person validated this idea by engaging with it as if they were forming a genuine friendship. When that person declined to join a Telegram group created by someone else, the original individual redirected their frustration toward the group creator, seeking a new source of attention. This dynamic has continued for two years, fueled by a belief that the group creator dislikes his dogs—possibly because the creator was never truly involved in the "buddies" circle to begin with. Tensions worsened when a disagreement arose over a reported husky attack, which clashed with the creator’s strong attachment to his own dog and unwillingness to accept any negative portrayal.

>>5059162
Incorrect. The barkbuddies was meme warfare created by the based retard aka Leoanon aka me in response to catschizo's extreme hatred of my blogposting back in the day. It worked better than anyone could have hoped, but the meme died once it lost its utility. Before there was barkbuddies I invented barkbook and barkbuddies naturally spawned from that.

>>5059166
It sounds like it was more of a strategic inside joke. Your context adds a layer of irony to how others may have taken it seriously.

>>5059167
There was never any mention of discord, telegram, msn messengar, AIM or anything like that for months after the inception of the barkbuddies meme. You've got the post numbers go look at the threads during that time.
Catschizo was seething because I was using 4chan like facebook and blogposting not the other way around.

>>5059170
>AIM
only oldfags remember

>>5059170
>>5059171
Is this the work of psychoAIM?

Me and gang having a meet up on AIM later. Hope to see you all there.

>>5059170
>>5059171
only ancientcums know

huskydoo 'em!

mow my lawn huskypacos

>>5058909
Nawww

I want to post my dog in this thread but I think it's cursed.

a husky just flew over my puppy's balls!

My dogs have gone to another dimension where they can be happier, is it because of the cheese or is something wrong on my end?

>5059171
>5059174
>5059178
>5059179
>5059184
>5059188
>5059191
This is catpedo spam btw

300-pound brown huskymutt here. You’re all cringe

>only way they can post on 4chan is with a discord like a pussy faggot support group
imagine them gathering right now to see what to do KEK

>>5059199
houndiemaid MOGGED alejandro

shitposties makin an early threadpush
seethies on the ropes

Remember, even playing video games and watching cartoons is more productive than trying to own some anon on an anonymous imageboard. Both Alejandro and Psychogang are permavirgins. Don’t be like them

>>5059162
unrelated zoophile who observed the goings on here, let me translate
>3 main characters: Leo's owner (Muhammad), Marcie/Dalton's owner (barkingbuddy/surfingsputnik/kero), Heathers owner (huskylust/one of the paleoschizos/morrisonbro)
>Muhammad made barkbuddies
>Husky participated once but didn't care, made a telegram for his friends leto, anyafag, and the europoor
>kero joined because he wanted in on all the hot dog pussy pics
>tried trolling huskylust with a made up story about huskies biting puppy balls
>huskylust said "fuck this" and left, maintained contact with leto, anyafag, and the europoor while kero was left in the telegram to try and dox anyafag to satisfy his need to repent for what happened to his last aussie
>huskylust had got a career as a fed which is why the other paleoschizo thinks there are dogfucking feds on /an/

My favorite dog breed, Psychogang Analeous Maldzarthund

>>5059204
The europoor is bugguy btw, he has a female husky now

>>5059204
Muhammed has never posted on anything other than 4chan. Telegram and discord are haram and forbid access to janah, brother.

>>5059204
I was hanging around in /dog/ all the time when the telegram shit was starting. everyone knew it was bullshit. some found it amusing. it resonated with schizos. it wasn't until 2 or 3 months of it beginning that all these boomers with no self-awareness seemed to show up acting like it was Gospel. I feel like the older newfags that show up here every year sound just like them. this post will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1.....

They’re killing each other. I’ve done it. IVE DONE IT! I WILL DESTROY /dog/!

Why is /dog/ like this

There’s a discord?

>>5059218
If you’re not shitposting, there is a /dog/ discord yes, it’s not tranny shit or politics. Just a few anons that talk dogs

>>5059219
Why does this anon keep talking about a “psychogang discord”
I’ve been here for like 10 years and I’ve never seen one

>>5059217
It's a very long story.

>>5059217
Newfags are retarded. Same thing happened with the zooposters and the Marcyfag, they just blame “schizo trannies on discord” for everything, now huskypaco has latched onto it too.

>>5059220
I don’t know. I always thought Psychogang was a forced meme but ever since 2016, anything is possible. The /dog/ discord was made from Letocord because Leto mostly cares about furries and shitposting. Like I said, it’s just a few anons talking dpgs and shitposting in the cord. Now if there is some sleeper cell bunker discord that’s used to raid this place and call themselves Psychogang, beats me. It’s possible since so those groups have existed for /b/ and /int/

>>5059225
>go on /int/
>get pysopped into being a faggot
KEK KEKKUMS, KEKGANG

SHUT UP. Shut the fuck up.

No more huskypaco, no more psychogang, no more leto, no more marcy.

>>5059227
BASED

>>5059227
unfortunately that's not how this website works. maybe you'll learn eventually. keep bitching though, that will get people to stop

posting to keep /dog/ on topic

>>5059231
Cute! Is that OC?

>>5059224
I'm the original Marcy fag. I have nothing to do with all the shit that has happened since another anon decided to start schizo posting also.

>>5059231
honestly I’m terrified

>>5059231
this is psychotic

>>5059231
please don't hurt me sir... please

>>5059234
My dog was part pittie. Sweetest girl ever, but she was a little scary looking, being so muscular. They really aren't all bad.

grooming my alter egos in the 'cord

>>5059231
Based.

>>5059237
Psycho on da loo$e

>>5059237
sorry sir

>>5059244
Thanks, I miss her. Will post some pics once I wrangle my old phone

>>5059241
Chubby freakin' Husky.
...'nuff said!

>>5059245
Blow ur dome smoove off twin

gm to all beagles, bassets, bloodhounds, and pitbulls.

>>5059217
There is an ongoing coordinated effort to kill this general and harass all dog owners into leaving /an/

Jannies could safely erase everything between these two posts
>>5059153
>>5059230
And it still wouldnt stop because they all use VPNs

Who is responsible for this?

>>5059252
huskypaco and the /dog/ shizos

>>5059218
I've never used zoomerventrillo.

cord his azz

cordgang runs this shit

>>5059252
>repeated coordinated raids kill /dog/ and make it unusable
>entire board becomes /dog/
>raiding schizos spam furry porn on the catalog to try and offend dogchads into leaving and bump off dog threads
>dogchads double down, dog threads offend the schizos more than furry porn offends the hardened 4chan oldfag dogchads
There you go

huskydoo 'em!

>>5059232
thanks anon, yeah she's mine
>>5059248
gm anon

>>5059259
>>repea[headcanon]
Huskypaco a/k/a/ Alejandro seething kek

>>5059264
How well behaved is she? My half-pittie never stole anything off the counter or ate stuff she wasn't supposed to.

>>5059262
Doxcord mindFUCKED Alejandra. KEKAROO

>mention dogs
>/b/ vpnfag shows up
kek

Jannies simply do not exist.

>>5059259
Pretty sure one of those ai furryporns was of my two dogs. What a weirdly obsessed rent freeoid.

>>5059274
link? or did the 'chives delete this someone

>>5059276
Now why would you want to see something like that? Hmmmm???

>>5059259
>Dogtourist headcanon
Yikes

>>5059281
We can see the spam itt
We can see the spam on desu
And some of us have been here since 2019 or before, so we remember /dog/ before cat schizo

Stop lying

>>5059268
she's very well behaved, she doesn't chase stray cats and listens to every word i say and she'll even take a treat straight from me without nipping

Based jannies understanding the /dog/ culture

>>5059308
Jannies are probably mulling over deleting this thread instead of fighting the spam and letting /dog/ decentralize

Leo is encouraged to make his own dogblog thread ala jef

Jannies simply deserve a pay raise.

>>5059295
>We
Lol, lmao

>reading this thread
this is why people think dogfags are a joke
t. birdfag

>>5059315
bungiefags swinging from a rope

>>5059295
>we
huskydoo ‘em!

>>5059315
budgiedoo ‘em kek!

>>5059315
>his home is draped in liquid bird poop
Your skin is the color of shit and your pet is the color of piss. Only thirdies keep birds. Back to the birdcage faggot *SQWUUAAAAK*

>>5059314
Yeah i hope its a we. This fag literally admits to spamming. are there organic posters left?

>>5059315
Five to six years of constant spam and explicit attempts to force individual posters and eventually this whole thread off the board.

The silent part of the schizo’s mantra "cat website" is "after I’m done here".

Alejandra accusing the cord of gang stalking again…

>>5059318
Responsible cat owners keep their cats inside or build a catio

>>5059311
I don't think I could keep up with the commitment even on a slow board. Maybe one day...

>>5059321
This is the anti cat schizo that's been spamming dog threads for the last few weeks btw

>>5059347
>it's all one guY!
you are mindraped

>>5059347
Yes cat schizo, and you didnt spam CP. It was "dogredditor feds".

Lots of false flagging ITT, we should escalate this to the based and blessed detective "b" detective...inspector godgers...

>dog has diarrhea when he had normal poop yesterday
>had a hungry appetite in the morning
Errmm should I feed him dinner or fast him? Maybe he got a scrap of something that upset his tummy and should be fine right?

>>5059351
>fasting your dog

>>5059320
keep picking up your dog's shit you little bitch lmao

>>5059363
Fasting works great as long as they don't get that acid reflux thing from not eating. I feed my dogs once a day(healthiest feeding plan), so they're used to it.

>>5059347
Correct

>>5059348
Projection

>>5059348
Correct

>>5059347
Projection

>>5059374
Corjection

>>5059376
Prorrect

The anti cat schizo bot is breaking down

>>5059274
Can I see them? Is it on desu archive?

wish I could have a dog but god I don't have the time for one

>>5059321
Yes. I'm still here. And I don't do any of the spamming or schizo shit.

>>5059391
Are you asking me for permission?

>>5059400
Well I'm going to look for them even if you don't give me permission.

>>5059394
>white make with husky
just guy things!

>>5059394
>no grass in sight
‘Koids dying out

>>5059404
What's a koid?

>>5059394
touch sand

>>5059406
WHATS KOIDS PRECIOUS, WHATS KOIDS?

>>5059401
Okay well if you find it let me know if you think they purposely made it to be my two dogs. The gsd and white husky mutt. Thanks.

>>5059394
she's showing off geez

>5059394
ugly

>>5058909
This is funnier when you realize the dog was surprised by the owner blowing air at him.

>>5059410
>hey guys you know that gay furry porn with the huge tits and big floppy dicks
>i wanna see it again im pretty sure its based on my dogs (that makes me very interested in seeing it again, for legal research reasons)
AHAHAHAHA LMFAO

DOGFUCKER KEK!
Sure! Here you go, dogredditor. As long as you promise you self insert as the top.
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5058706/#5058706
Fucking zoophile. Typical /dog/ poster. How many liters of puppy juice has leo left in your asshole so far? 5? 10? 50? Have you mastered keeping him still until the knot deflates so your farts don't drop 2 octaves? Tell us, dogredditor.

You should probably switch to cookie before you accidentally what's left of your anus LMAO!

>>5059445
Meds plz.

>>5059401
>>5059410
Yeah sorry cat schizo has a point here

The good posters may have left. But maybe the ones who stay deserve it. Though cat schizo himself is in the latter group and so are all his buddies, and he caused what ya’ll deserve and created the conditions for POSes to feel welcome….

>>5059449
I just think it's funny how obsessed one or maybe two guys can be.

>>5059451
You asked to see gay furry zoophile porn twice bruv. That is not kosher.

>>5059452
No I did not you illiterate retard. I was asking for a second opinion on if the ai porn was actually of my dogs. I already saw it once on the catalogue. I don't need or want to see that degen shit again.

>Dogredditor gets off to this
The absolute state of dogredditor

Which one do you think he self inserts as, /dog/?

Oh dogredditor, wouldn't you like it if leo's fur was shorter for easier cleanup?

Or did you really mean all those posts you made about long haired GSDs before getting leo?

/dog/ is dead. Confirmed for janny ignore list.

I guess all of /an/ is /dog/ now

>>5059452
The unexpected outcome was the catschizo is now 100% confirmed zoo and has been projecting for YEARS, but we all already knew that one. Lol.

>>5059462
We knew that but why would you want to see what is to me nauseating is beyond comprehension. There’s no recourse if someone AI generated porn of your dog.

>>5059457
>Which one do you think he self inserts as, /dog/?
offscreen, soi wojak in a cheap hotel chair, legs crossed, smug expression

>>5059407
Everyday.
>>5059408
For cereal. Does it mean cat? Coyote?
>>5059410
If it was that desu archive link that was posted earlier, then yeah I kind of think it sucks.
>>5059445
Futa sucks
>>5059449
I actually like the changes.

>>5059464
I did not want to see it again. I never said I wanted to see it again. I was simply asking for a second opinion on if the incredibly obsessed catschizo actually did what I think he did.

Explain how >>5059410 could ever imply that.

>>5059469
>implying

>>5059473
You can't because it doesn't. I got all the answers I needed and then some. Thanks! Lol

>>5059445
That thumbnail scared me

>>5059475
>i was only implying i wanted to "double check"
No, cat schizo honestly has a point. He can say /dog/ is zoophiles because be brought them here, threatened to slander anyone who stayed, and then all the people who cant stand associating with that left. Anyone still here is suspect.

How can he be wrong when he’s not making accusations. he’s bragging about his own accomplishments.

>>5059501
No one takes this place as seriously as catschizo bro, although it seems like you're getting pretty close... Go touch grass maybe.
Did you know there are multiple people on /p/ that are convinced huskyfag and me are the same person? Funny right?
I like posting dog and being a retard. Some weird obsessed pedo guy is not going to stop me from doing what I want. Maybe he will stop you, but not me. Never has and never will. It's really that simple. 1 ai porn picture of my dogs isn't nearly as bad or fucking hilarious as like 700 ai posts about my dog getting brutally killed and having puppies with a pitbull either lol. He's gotten so weak and boring lately. It's honestly pathetic how far he's fallen.

every day I poison 10 dogs with xylitol
I have killed over 300 dogs
this post is not a joke
all you have to do is put a breath mint in a hotdog LOL

>>5059553
Killing animals is bad for you

>>5059542
>fathering pitbull shepherd puppies is worse than tranny furries fucking animals
w h a t

>>5059574
Imagine missing the point that badly. Your stupidity is very very funny. Thanks!

yall are niggers. why dont you just post your dogs

>>5059578
Because it's entertaining. Regardless take this dog.

He ran away last night and when we got found him his breath smelled like he ate a literal rotting corpse, which he definitely did.

>>5058904 (OP)
I Am God's DoG!

>>5059581
this thread is for anons cute dogs. I am glad you posted your cute dog

>>5059584
Where is your cute dog, anon? Is a blurry cute dog an okay?

>dead kitten in my neighbor’s backyard
>neighbor’s dog comes and pisses on it
>owner received her peepee cat in a walmart grocery bag
>dog winks at me
why are dogs so xenophobic?

>>5059595
I dont have a dog. which is why it pains me so that you people have chased away good people who post their adorable dogs

:D

I don't know why my dog just fucking stares at me

>>5059788
They want something. Try asking them what they want.

>>5059802
Kek. She's a heeler so I think she just gets annoyed if I'm not up and doing something

Taking care of a really old dog that got dumped on me during COVID lockdown has been a blessing and a curse. I love her to death and we've been through a lot but she's so old now. Her blood work came back fine but she still pisses everywhere. It's fucking depressing

>>5059599
>anti cat schizo larp

>>5059599
based chronicler factoid

>>5059806
Heeler chad

>>5059832
I'm still not too well after putting my 14 year old down a week ago. There was diabetes, kidney failure, adrenal tumors, tremors, and heart murmur by the end of it. He's better now, but I can't feel his warmth ever again. Tearing up just typing this shit.
Dogs are incredible but the worst part is letting go.

>>5059963
Forgot a pic. Pinscher yorkie, summer coat.

You don't pick up your dog’s shit do you?

>>5059991
It seems like a weird thing to be mad about. White people have always been about cleaning up messes and maintaining society. Refusing to pick up dog shit is stereotypically lower class/african american behavior.

Well, guess what

I recently learned that all the anger and attempts at shaming over bagging up dog turds has to do with the indian caste system and a growing cohort of pajeets on the internet. In the indian caste system, only a "dalit" (the brownest brown person in india) is allowed to even make indirect contact with shit. Preferably, indian people do not even wipe their own asses, and would prefer to have a dalit do it for them, nor do they shit indoors, because then they would need a dalit to clean their toilet. For an indian man, having to pick up his dogs shit is extremely insulting and a public display that equates him with a non-human primate.

Such a fascinating culture.

>>5059963
Aw man, that sucks. I'm really sorry anon. Maybe you should get a puppy

howdy niggers

>>5060062
erm…

Any tips for cutting an overgrown curved black nail? Shit is too thick

>>5060400
Go slow with the clippers until you see the little black ball emerge.

>>5060400
Giving the dog a bath first makes their nails softer for a time.

Note to the moderator who is banning me for ban evasion: I won a successful appeal. You ban me again, I’m told, you will lose your moderator status (your life’s biggest accomplishment) LOL


Looks like the huskypacos lost the momentum

This is embarrassing , ‘koids shouldn’t even be in the discussion , they suck

>huskypacos thought this was a top 10 dog

So who's the real top dog? Because houndies have made fools out of ‘koids and mutts.. hint. It’s Basset Hounds


Bassets >>>> Husky

Wow all the huskypacos vacated the threads

Interesting, maybe they’re howling at the walls again now

Koids suck
AHAHAHHAAHAA

AHAHAHAHAH


KOIDS JUST GOT FUCKING RAPED


MY SIDES

AHAHAHHAHA

GO THE FUCK BACK TO KENNEL

GET
FUCKING

BTFO


BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

THE HUSKY PACOS ARE GOING TO GET CRATED

AHAHAHAHAHAH KOIDS YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ONIONS BOY LIBKEK FAGGOTS

I JUST CANT

MEIN SIDES

>the HUSKYPACOS everyone

My god, he's trying to scream through the screen.

It's the same all caps typing style as the cat schizo's recent melties.

Behavior so attention starved it makes aussies look aloof and independent.

How do so many 4chan users seem to have the exact same mental illness?

Why do so many /an/ schizos hyperfocus on the same few people?

I hope it's not all one guy with DID

That would be

Unfortunate

Why is this general so fucking...gay?

>>5060443
Between cat schizos half-decade raid and the total mental breakdown marcie/daltons owner had, its not recovering

Everyone good ie: inga blacky eevee maple heather pete - left.

>he looks at me
>I give him food
>He takes it
>He looks at me
Why does he keep doing this?

Now he can't get comfortable because there are evil apples in his way

>>5060445
>>5060446
‘koids dying out kek

>>5060443
birdfuckers keep their friends locked up all day, I see why you side with the Satanists.

>>5060446
>>5060445
>no bedding
brown

at least there’s enough room for a water bowl but it could be bigger

>>5060456
You talk like a dog owner who's dog pulls during a walk

>>5060443
I blame marcyposter.

>>5060443
This thread is as based as a dead cat sprawled out in the middle of an intersection, which can be pretty based depending on how you look at it.

>>5060460
I let my sheppy grill stop and sniff and in return for my lenience, she walks at a perfect heel and ignores squirrels. when i’m genuinely stressed and need perfect obedience (ie: around deer, black people on the same side of the street, off leash dogs) she delivers.

if i deny her this one luxury during an otherwise banal walk she misbehaves more often

the only "bad" aspect of my dogs behavior is just her not being a slavish retard

you sound like you’ve used an e collar for dogs doing dog things.

>>5060461
Worst /dog/ posters
1. Catschizo
2. Anyarapist
3. Spamfag

If those 3 were gone dog would be just like /kot/ except far more based.

>>5060463
Based.

>>5060464
Unless you explicitly tell her she's released to go sniff shit, she's not performing a perfect heel. But I'm not surprised you don't know that, considering you're afraid of black people and e collars. I can't imagine what you'd do if you saw a prong collar irl...

>>5060467
cope and seethe all you want marcyposter.

>>5060468
>ook oook oooook! dog no move without me permission! *zap*
the state of subhumans

>>5060469
But he is spamfag

>>5060469
You raped your dog and she has the lips of my closest friend.

>>5060469
huskydoo ’em!

>>5060469
Nobody cares huskypaco

>>5060471
okay.
>>5060472
I didn't.
>>5060473
my dog is only half husky
>>5060474
that's not me.

>>5060470
Why not just say you're ignorant and move on like a normal person?

>>5060475
Why don’t you show us a recent photo of your dog? Scared others will recognize her? She’s older now and looks a little bit different.

>>5060476
>nooo dogs have to be completely obedience until told otherwise!
Ok subhuman

>>5060479
>Criticizes demanding obedience from your dog
>Admitted he demands at least 80% obedience from his dog during a walk
Why is every racist I run into so fucking retarded?

>>5060443
The newfag anti cat schizo is eternally buttblasted that 4chan prefers cats so he shits up /dog/ while calling it a raid from /kot/

>>5060480
They don’t send their brightest.

>>5060481
that’s not the real lore, catnigger

>>5060482
They should send the dog next time. I might get more sane responses

>>5060478
bro do you not recognize Anya?

Dogfags obsessed with their dogs being perfect slaves always have mental disorders and are always insecure. Unfortunately, most dog owners are like this.
>nooo dogs can not do anything without being told!
Sure if its a pitbull. Why would you want a dog that needs enslaved or itll kill people?

This is a fact that keeps being noticed throughout history (dogs are for needy slave drivers) and dogfags refuse to change despite clear evidence their cruelty and narcissistic need for control is completely pointless if they simply stop keeping aggressive dogs as pets. But they’re narcissists so they want to feel strong and powerful to fend off their core insecurity.

/dog/ is a shit thread because most dog owners are shit people

>>5060507
Look at my dog it's so cute

>>5060507
TRVTH NVKE

>>5060507
trvke

>>5060608
>>5060548
>>5060507
Catschizo meltie.

reminder: leftcucks are broken and malding by their hero being exposed as an animal abuser

they hide their shame by taking it out on cats (god's creation).

>>5060507
I noticed.

The ONLY guy in this thread who said that it's a good thing his dog isn't 100% a slave instantly got banned AND IP wiped. Janny must be a typical dogfag narcissist. Somehow, anon calling a control freak a subhuman was worse than this shit >>5060427 >>5060429 or all the other spam and discord drama ITT.

There are good dog owners, but they sure as FUCK are not posting in fucking /dog/ - zoophiles, discord trannies, and dog beaters general.

>>5060613
Catfags aren't any better toxo. Most catfags are delusional narcissists who subject their pet to abusive neglect to maintain the delusion that they are such a good person their "pet wild animal" chooses to be with them, when it's just a domesticated animal that will return to whoever feeds it. It's just mexican dog owner culture

>Anglosphere cat owners: Brooooo i'm the paragon of liberty! My animal that has been inbred for 10,000 years is WILD bro, it chooses me, because I let it outside to attack wildlife, spread disease, and get ran over by a car
>Mexican dog owners: Ese I'm los hero de las freedoms algo. My animal that has been inbred for 40,000 years is WILD bro, it chooses me man, because I let it outside to attack wildlife, spread disease, and get ran over by a car o algo

Ffs, the biggest cat simps on the planet (muslims) also think it's moral to fuck a goat as long as they kill it after they orgasm

The running theme here is low IQ males with animalistic urges and narcissism/control issues.

>>5060614
I just like posting pics of my dog bro. No dog is a slave and that is a great thing.

>CATS CATS CATS NARCISSISM CATS LOW IQ
the raped

>>5060614
Pet ownership as a whole really appeals to mentally broken or just stupid people. Violent dogfags like hasan, haughty cat neglecters, etc. Only a small minority of dog and cat owners are not objectively shit people. The rest are on their 3rd cat this year or lock their dog in a cage and electrocute them for breaking a heel to sniff a dandelion growing out of the curb.

I once saw a dogfag yank their german shepherds collar so hard the dog went airborne. The crime was sniffing grass growing out of a crack in the street.
>"HEEEEEEEEEEEEL!"
He has 100% control of his dog, bro. He's the alpha, bro. He really feels like the man, bro. He's doing it right, bro. That dog totally isn't going to snap and bite someone (it will, there's a reason most bites are control freaks preferred breeds, german shepherds and labs)
And every single day, I see catfags throw their beloved pets out the front door, on a street with 30mph+ traffic. There's at least one flattened cat in the general area per month.

>>5060618
Cope however you want but this thread is now about the truth about pet owners (99% are horrid individuals). No wonder /dog/ is so shit if everyone in it is the dog version of the cat out the front door guy. All the zoophile posting courtesy of anyafag, freakish spam courtesy of marciefag, and freakish zoophile spam courtesy of cat schizo drove all the good posters away.

They aren't uniquely shit people they're just the norm for a pet owner. Mentally ill.

huskydoo 'em!

>>5060619
sangoma nuts lmao

Huskypacos absolutely hate the idea that other dogs have good personalities and consistencies or that owners of those dogs enjoy owning those dogs instead of huskies. They are dog totalitarians. To the average huskypaco, the only point of dogs is for huskies to be in every house and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are owners of other dogs. If every other dog in the world were eradicated and the entire pet industry just became 26 versions of husky in every house and park, huskypacos would just smile and say ‘huskydoo 'em!’ to themselves over and over, and they’d never get bored.

>>5060629
>If every other dog in the world were eradicated and the entire pet industry just became 26 versions of husky in every house and park,
/dog/ would still be zoophiles and animal abusers but maybe their dogs would have a better chance at escaping

l!

>>5060630
doggiedoo 'em!

My pitbull just BTFO the neighborhood cat. Obviously won't upload pictures but damn... keep your cats inside people otherwise this is the price.

How would you deal with this cracked dew claw? I am nervous it will catch on to something and get stuck. You can see the crack, goes down sideways, top is sticking out quite a bit with dried mud sticking in between. We have a nail clipper for dogs but I've never really used it because his claws shorten from the daily walks/activity we do. Would you do this yourself or have a vet do it?

>>5060705
Side view

i love science, nintendo, latkes, and huskies

i love femboys, korean bbq, spam, and bassets

im ok with hobby farmers as long as they are gay and own several dogs

>>5060706
Thinking of trying to cut what's sticking out with a normal nail scissors because in could get a better angle. Thoughts?

>>5060706
Can you gently pull it off? Looks like it is probably below the quick, so it should just be a little uncomfortable, but not painful for dog.

>>5060713
Na, the bottom is still well attached. Maybe try filing it off? Hes really skittish with scissors, so it maybe the safest option.

>>5060716
Just clip it off until you can rip it off.

>>5060510
Guys have you seen my dog

>>5060613
>god's creation
that’s white people (creators of dogs) not turkroaches or toxoroaches

>>5060735
I wouldn't bet on it, but there is a possibility I have. What color is it?

cat schizo looks upon this thread inhabited by /pol/fag shepherd, the zoophile schizo with the basset, and anya’s lover, he looks upon this wasteland that was once vibrant and thriving and says
"my creation… it’s so beautiful… but those three would have done my job for me! i was always right! dogfags are inferior!"
then he unencrypts his CP drive and returns to gooning. mission accomplished.

>>5060768
I hate politics. It's a waste of time seething about things you cannot change. Start by improving yourself then your family then your local community. Most people can't even move past step one and skip ahead 10 steps then end up impotently raging about the "news" they're fed on their smartphones while wallowing in a pit of self created misery lol.

huskypaco thinks that being a seething tranny=winning

>huskypacos are all culturally jealous of houndies
makes sense, hounds are cool, huskies aren't.
nigga heil hitler o algo

it can't be helped. 4chan's board can be ruined by one guy with vpn, essentially. 2chan and 5ch are like that too.
in a way, it's fun to assume his purpose.

/dog/ redpills /an/ isn't ready for
>anya enjoys it, a lot, she never ran away from her owner out of fear she ran off to kill a cat
>leo doesn't fuck his owner. he's straight. most dogs have no natural interest in man ass and think it's uncomfortable if tricked into doing it. he fucks his owners wife instead.
>everyone who posts in the thread has gotten a lickjob at the least
>every intact female husky ever posted in /dog/ had a big cookie all the time and only one thing causes that
>marcie is intact for a reason and it's not for having puppies (bassets have big dog bodies on little dog legs). her owner tries very hard to keep the fat cookie out of the frame.

>>5060798
We already knew the basset schizo (barkingbuddy) was a long term zoophile telegram fag. Its not a new epic redpill.

This thread is just fucking dead

>>5060798
marcie is spayed you retard

I like her giant schnozz

The real, epic, and hilarious red pill is that this specific /dog/ thread is getting trolled more than usual because of the OP image.

Bad dog!

https://streamable.com/p8udqs

Truly the lowest breed of all.

ip grabber^

Hold a piece of cheese in the air and take a pic of dog. We call that based 'round these parts. Yup.

>>5060614
It's strange how reddit 4chan is when it comes to e and prong collars and asking for an obedient dog

You wanna know why pitbulls get a bad rap? It's because training them with off leash and on leash tools meant to quell dangerous habits are taboo, which then means Kirsten's pitty goes on to cross the street and maul little Timmy for the umpteenth time

>>5060700
Scrolled down and saw this after I made my post lol. You know what would have stopped your pitbull from having cat-tos for lunch? An e collar and proper e collar training

>>5060940
>shock your dog for doing its job
pest control is a canine right

keep your cat indoors if it can’t keep clear of dogs

>>5060940
>a lack of aninale abuse is why pits kill and eat people
Funny other breeds dont have a problem as statistically significant as killong 30-50 per a year despite being 6-8% of dogs, when all other breeds combined kill 1-10 people and its usually (surprise) rottweilers and german shepherds

if you need to torture your dog something has gone wrong. in this case your dog shouldn’t exist.

>>5060950
Glad to see the average IQ of 4chan is still sub 80

>>5060952
>nooo your cat attacked my outdoor rat! you need to electrocute it and let my outdoor rat shit in your yard, bro
sure, lets shock chicken farmers to stop them from shooting dogs too

>>5060951
You think a cane corso in the hands of someone who doesn't know squat about dog training wouldnt also maul a child?

If I need to "torture" my dog to stop him from becoming roadkill or getting put down or killing another pet, or if an old person or a small woman needs to "torture" her 70+ lbs leash reactive dog from yanking her over the concrete and, again, becoming roadkill, euthanized, or killing someone else's pet (or hurting itself from its incessant pulling), then so be it

>>5060954
Ok maybe your IQ is sub 70. Let's replace "cat" with "child", and "pitbull" with "high prey drive German Shepard, Rottweiler, Cane Corso, etc."

I get prong collars and e collars aren't the most attractive thing, but these tools are usually recommended when a dog's habits are life threatening. Even if they were as torturous as people claim, would you rather have a "tortured" dog for no more than 2 weeks (depending on how often you guys train) or road kill? Or a euthanized dog? Or a straight up dead/damaged dog if it attacked the wrong person/dog?

>>5060960
>the catfag usual, a child will be next
Dogs know cats aren’t people. I have owned cat eating dogs my entire life and they are friendly and playful with little kids and never twitch or lunge at them.

Cats are not some high tier top of the food chain animal dude. Even poodles will eat them. They’re really close to rabbits. If someones dog ate a rabbit would you say a child will be next? No it’s a rabbit. Every dog kills rabbits.

>>5060964
Only shitbull owners have to ask this question

Maybe your shitbull is a liability and shouldnt exist. ALL training fails eventually. There is no such thing as training a dog out of what it was born to be.

>>5060966
I never said a child will be next. My point is: in a scenario when a dog attacks a child because it is off leash, e collar training could have been the thing to save it. Again, I'm not surprised you didn't realize that because you write like a mental patient. You could replace "cat" with "small dog", "child", "a pet rabbit"-- it doesn't matter because the point remains the same

>>5060966
>dogs know cats aren’t people
This is true. Through scent they know humans and cats are an entirely different species.

>>5060967
>Only pitbulls are prone to attacking small creatures and leash reactivity!
I'm convinced you've never seen a dog in your life. My dog is leash reactive, and he is not a pitbull lol. He needs a prong collar, at this rate

And while it's true that a dog is never fully trained, and it may always succumb to its natural urges, proper training can help remind it what's acceptable or not. Again, clearly you've never ACTUALLY seen or trained a dog lol

Is there anyone who isn't mentally ill who disagrees with me? I feel like I'm bullying the retarded

>>5060798
lmao based
>>5060938
I'm fine with them. Never used either personally, but I understand why one would. If I had a young new jerk for a horse on the farm, I'd experiment with an e collar as a punishment.
>>5060950
based
>>5060951
Define torture. Is all corporal punishment torture?
>>5060960
>let's replace children with pets
Go back to pleddit. People may be animals, but the life of a human child is more valuable than the life of any single non-human animal.

huskydoo ‘em!
huskydoo ‘em!
huskydoo ‘em!

>>5058904 (OP)
Please
>>5058904 (OP)
Fuck
>>5058904 (OP)
My
>>5058904 (OP)
Ass

>>5060983
>Never used either personally, but I understand why one would
I'm very passionate about the subject because I have a dog who needs one. I will never use an e collar, but if you have a dog you want off leash whom you can't fully trust won't run off and attack something, then go get one

>People may be animals, but the life of a human child is more valuable than the life of any single non-human animal.
I'm not saying the life of a cat is equal to the life of a child; my point is e collars are a great tool to stop a high prey drive dog from preying on small animals and children, which may or may not cost the dog's life in the end

>>5060983
Oh that's the dog fucker. No wonder he didn't understand my point and brought up using e collars as punishment

>>5060989
>>5060987
E collars can be used without being abusive, but the potential for abuse is very high, and knowing most people they will use it in an abusive manner.
Proper e collar training is not pain compliance, aka abuse, it is used as a way to get your dogs attention so they will recall or pay attention to you even when they are in heightened states of arousal. Try a beep or buzz first to see if that works for your dog.

OTOH an ecollar used incorrectly has the potential to be significantly more abusive and psychologically harmful to a dog.

If your dog yelps when you press the "behave" button you are 100% abusing your dog.

>>5060992
>If your dog yelps when you press the "behave" button you are 100% abusing your dog.
Assuming you're training for "place", and the dog isn't staying on the place board and doesn't care for the lower settings (that may not elicit a yelp), then it isn't abuse

>>5060994
And your response is exactly why ecollars should be banned and you proved my point so perfectly. Lol. Are you dense or just purposefully trolling?

>>5060997
e collars should be banned because people may use them incorrectly, or because it's unpleasant for the dog? In that case, we should ban guns and rabies shots for dogs. It's a necessary "evil" to train a dog or save its life. You don't have to like it, but it's not going anywhere, you bleeding heart wuss

>>5061000
>strawmanning
maybe you should get electrocuted every time you post on /dog/, you know, for your own safety

>>5060992
>E collars can be used without being abusive
They are abusive by virtue of their design. Period.

>>5061027
I'm always amazed by the stupidity I find on 4chan. Could you explain how I strawmanned?

>>5061030
Spoken like an ignoramus

>>5061032
>we should ban guns and rabies shots for dogs
right there, you fucking retard

>>5061034
Blackboard calling the chalk black. That's not a strawman, dumbass. He said we should ban e collars. He mentioned that most people abuse e collars, and that e collars cause dogs pain. Saying we should ban e collars because people misuse them is like saying we should ban guns because people misuse them. And just because something causes temporary pain to a dog (i.e. vaccines), that doesn't mean we should get rid of them.

But I'm basically talking to a brick wall, because I can tell this is that same retard who thinks pitbulls are the only dogs prone to leash reactivity

>>5061037
>catfag is extremely low iq
you're equating it to banning guns and rabies shots, the definition of a strawman, uneducated toxoplasmosis fucker. but go ahead and put a shock collar on one of your cats, and every time it gets up on the counter, just shock it. don’t worry, the cat will be mildly discomforted lol

>>5061030
>I cannot articulate my argument, but I still have a strong opinion.
You are stupid by virtue. Period.

>>5061043
Catschizo's mental gymnastics to defend a serial dog abuser is absolute /dog/ kino.

>>5060700
Subhuman larp

>>5061083
Takes one to know one.

Do not respond to Alejandro a/k/a/ Huskypaco.
He caught and ate a cat for Christ's sake.

>>5061097
Why doesn't catschizo seethe and mald at the only person actually harming cats?

E collars are perfectly fine if used responsibly.
>>5060987
>I'm very passionate about the subject because I have a dog who needs one. I will never use an e collar, but if you have a dog you want off leash whom you can't fully trust won't run off and attack something, then go get one
Agreed. I have one.
>I'm not saying the life of a cat is equal to the life of a child; my point is e collars are a great tool to stop a high prey drive dog from preying on small animals and children, which may or may not cost the dog's life in the end
Fair. I agree.
>>5060989
They are punishments.

>>5060985
>>5060983
Oh boy, new Anya pics!
Censor the building in the back of the first one or you're gonna get doxxed again.

Confirmed dograpist and catschizo share similar opinions on dog abuse. Big kek not suprised.

>dog eats a cat
>A CHILD WILL BE NEXT THIS COULD HAPPEN TO A CHILD YOU NEED TO SHOCK YOUR DOG IN YOUR BACKYARD

>dog eats a rabbit
>crickets

Why are catfaggots like this? Your animal is nothing near a child its literally vermin. 5 litters of 5-10 a year, kills songbirds for no reason, paradoxically makes mice more common, plants toxo seeds in every patch of loose soil.

>>5061133
also sprays the most acrid piss on every available surface

when i was a kid i thought cats were related to skunks because of the uniquely bad smelling pee they shot out backwards

huskydoo 'em!

>>5061104
>New
Kek
Besides I didn't post >>5060985
>>5061116
It's funny. I'm fine with Anya hunting cats on occasion. I the city it's bad, but on my property or in the middle of nowhere then it's fine.

>>5061133
because they're mad mr. kittens can't roam around unchecked causing destruction to local wild life. There is a reason why Australia's govt. is paying people to kill roaming cats.

>>5060758
Black, but white on the belly. She has a red collar and is on a couch

pitbull and no shock collar
what's your excuse sissies?

>>5059199
>>5059262
new lolcow just dropped

>>5061103
Well, if it isn't Anyamolestor.

Mods, grab his IP!

>>5061215
check the archives on trash hes also a pedophile too

>>5061219
Check the archives here. He kept refusing to post Anya nudes because she was under aged.

For my dog, it's Tillamook Pepperjack.
t. Aussie

>5061235
>anyafag trying to save face

>>5061237
Merlot Gouda
t. NJ Alcoholic Housewife Basset

>>5061237
Organic Goat Cheese
t. Showline GSD

>>5061240
Homemade raw cow's milk cheese. They love fresh curds and whey so much.

My dog got high again, she likes to rip into a teddy bear and lay down on the foot of my bed in a trance. Kinda like she’s teething. Why is she like this?

Genuine concern for this lad.

automatic ballsack destruction for male tomcats when?

>>5061338
This dog is.... balding?

>>5061430
He's just doing his best pennywise impression

Just dropping in here to remind everyone that dogs suck due to the yapping breeds such as pugs and chihuahuas existing.

^ cat tranny seething (again)

>5061699
mental illness

^ projection+obsession+dilatation

Guys I got to hang out with a doberman today, first time. Very sweet dog. When I was petting him he would sit directly on my foot and head scratches resulted in him pushing his head into my legs.
Tail cropped, but the ears were still floppy. Friend found him on the streets and adopted him. Made a good day even better.

>>5061773
I've met I think 3 and they were all cool. Meeting new breeds is fun. I saw a borzoi at a dog show once, but I'm a huge sperg so I didn't talk to the owner unfortunately.

>be me
>at the farmers market with my dog
>stop by a cheap egg stand manned by a weird looking homeless guy
>i-is thaaat a salookey
>wtf is this egg hobo on
>yes it is
>can i pet your salookey
>getting uncomfortable because he seems autistic
>he mumbles something about smoking saluki
>okay. weird.
>try to be polite because some folks do their cousins out in these parts
>bathe my dog right after i get home
Eh.

I wish people would leave strangers dogs alone.

My doggy I raised from a puppy is seriously my soulmate. He's been with me through so many shitty times over 12 years he's the most dependable family I know. I love him more than my dad. My dog is so amazing. I once brought him to a doggy daycare and the horrible mean wench that worked there was rude to me but still gushed about his great personality. Yeah because he is a king. He survived 3 pitbulls trying to kill him and he's literally a tiny pug. He's based and strong. He will bite the shit out of you and draw blood if you fuck with him. he's nice and loves to cuddle. He's my little chef, if he smells me cooking he screeches until I put him in his cooking kitchen bed to watch me cook. He likes to supervise. I put wet food in his dry food and he eats the wet food out and spits some of the dry food on the floor for me to pick up. He's so fucking based and strong willed. He might be a reincarnated king

>>5061901
Nice larp. I've only seen a saluki once at the farmers market months ago, and I was too busy to talk with them. Sad.
I did see a lady with an akbash. She was very impressed that I recognized the breed. Another time I got to pet an incredible looking GSD x husky, which was pretty cool.

>>5061907
>gsd x husky
ZVTTED

>gsd x husky
Leo and Heather hooked up

Need it or keep it?

What if dalton was a girl?

Does heatherfaggot really? No wonder he's so mad at zoochads

>cat schizo kicking a corpse
Its just funny now

new here. just wondering if anyone had advice on how to stop my dog from barking at the mailman. thanks

>>5061967
Shock collar

>>5061964
>>5061963
>>5061961
Imagine spending hours looking for pictures of other peoples dogs to use AI on, and STILL fucking up the fur and eye colors. You are absolutely incompetent.

Quit and replace yourself with a smarter schizo ASAP

I have the hots for macie

t. Alejandro AKA Huskypaco

>>5061968
That sounds abusive.

El marcie sucky...
El marcie fucky...!

DIOS MIO! My two incher!

Basset mucho sexo senior

Does /dog/ really?

>>5061976
/dog/ deserves you, cat schizo

>Leo's owner (the janny) only deleted the one that was supposedly of his dog and left (supposedly to go masturbate)
>anya molesting ban evader posts up for days
>the entire first half of this thread
>string of deleted posts just saying they let their dog sniff on a walk
>this shit >>5060427 >>5060429
/an/ moderation fucking sucks.

>>5061979
NOT a janny. The coincidence is pretty funny tho, mr.squishy dog.

>>5061907
GSD x ‘koid
ZVTTED

Hello /dog/, I know very little about dogs

How hard is it to train a dog to only shit outside? Does it take weeks of trial and error before the dog finally understands it's not supposed to shit indoors?

>IP wipe indicates 1/2 of the thread including the furry porn was bassetfag
I can not say I am surprised.

>>5061992
Aaaaand he evaded his ban already. Who the fuck takes care of marcy and dalton when you're "non-seriously" spamming /an/, barkingbuddy/surfingsputnik/Bdetective/spammy/"catschizo"? I know you've been posting here a while and in your old pics your dogs looked happy but in your later pics they looked very bored and neglected.

Is your mental health in decline? Do you need help? Did failing to get anyafriend arrested for crimes he didn't actually commit make you snap?

>>5061999
It depends on how much natural respect the dog breed has for its owner. If a dog doesnt naturally see you as their parent like a husky or shiba inu you have to crate them as a puppy to exploit their unwillingness to shit and piss where they den AND take them out and reward them. But if you have a border collie or something you can just take them out after they eat or drink and give them tiny bits of cheese for going where you want.

Dont punish them for going inside or they shit behind the couch or in your shoes or when they’re mad at you. Every normies dog does this because every normie does that.

>>5062000
There are people who own (depressed or neurotic) aussies and literally never walk them. It’s possible. The toadline creature is probably exhausted from existing.

>>5062000
damn even the husky posts in the shitty dog breeds thread vanished

>>5062000
Don't think that's him.

>>5061968
This

>>5062042
I think a lot of it was him, and always has been. Remember all the times he got caught spamming, like when anons noticed his filename counter and he was behind half the console war and pitbull threads. And when anons noticed he was making flurries of posts about huskoids, pfma, basset, huskydoo, etc exactly 60-63 seconds apart. And so on and so forth. He's always been in anya's telegram too.

Maybe some of it wasn't him, but he could be doing his shittiest, zoophiliest posts via a proxy to delay getting banned. Because remember. He's always been in anya's telegram.

Marcie's owner has been an increasingly mentally ill presence on /an/ and his god-awful shitty fucking posts have a broken windows effect that makes /dog/ and /an/ in general more attractive to shit posters and more accepting of shit posts.

I have been considering doing something to stop this menace, who seems to be from arlington texas, and foolishly posts on kf, but can't be assed digging deep enough and doing enough social engineering shit on his telegram to get reliable info. Maybe if I could re-establish contact with heather's owner...

>>5062052
The only thing I remember him actually doing was the ecollar/prong collar arguments a long while ago. He admitted to it when I asked, and stopped.
The rest of what you're talking about is all just speculation imo.

>>5059314
This is kekke right here. I can tell by these gay responses. he spams many boards. It's all he does all day, every day. I really doubt he even has a cat.

>>5062063
>its all one guy
no that's just how women type

women always say "we" because female morality is based on consensus and male morality is based on threats. you see a lot on /an/ because /an/ is over 40% female and only a woman would stay here against cat schizo's literal child porn and bestiality porn spam. whenever you see someone say we that's just a woman. 4chan as a whole is 30% female.

you must recall, /dog/ used to be literally full of women before cat schizo threw his half decade tantrum. there's a reason cat schizo always says "she" and "her" when referring to anyone who disagrees with his anti-dog propaganda and cat schizo is also enough of an incel to also know this fact.

t. enough of an incel to know this fact

>>5062054
>speculation
marciecunt has been caught many times going back to the obvious stuff like
>basset
>cast him
he's probably not cat schizo but he's so mentally ill i can 100% see him feigning cat schizo behavior to fuck with people. i mean, he also pretended he was actually a discord full of other retards. please understand ladies, you are fighting a losing battle against people whose entire life is 4chan, and a VPN subscription. you can't win against these people even if you dox them. even cat schizo can't go to jail for his CP spam because it can't be traced back to him via ekker's proxies upon proxies through countries with a patchwork of laws.

/an/ is never going to be what it was again until retards like cat schizo and marcieanon get bored or kill themselves. sorry. they make the rules and fire up the VPNs if they lose an argument. you can not win.

>>5062071
>most mentally ill gossipy board with the craziest cat people and zoophiles out the ass is all women and women (male)

>>5062071
It just seems strange that all the weird porn, the post pretending to be anyafaggot, and the bassetschizo type posts all got deleted at the same time. There was all the thread spamming the same images shortly before the soam came to /dog/ It's highly uncharacteristic of bassetschizo even if he is a bassetschizo.

Oh yeah. Never give in to despair. Despair is the enemy.

>>5062075
If there was a real anti cat schizo soending his entire life fucking up the cat general it would have died years ago and if not it would be exact same thing as this. Don't kid yourself.

>>5062077
there are anti cat people but they are just ordinary /an/ users

animals and nature board does not love animal that remains a prime destroyer of animals and nature in the first world, more at 11

>>5062080
No one is like catschizo lol, and I doubt there will ever be an anticatschizo that's on as low of a level as he is for as long as he has been. 5+ years long meltdown at this point.

>>5062071
nah. this is the same guy. he acts exactly the same and posts exactly the same as the guy who spams /tv/, /fa/, /fit/, /biz/ and many other boards. he also loves to talk to himself while pretending to be other people. what are the odds that on this board, the crazy spammer who also types exactly like him and acts exactly like him is actually NOT him this time? there's other spammers for sure, but they don't act like this guy.

>>5062071
This post is literally pic related personified. Also
>calling others women
>when you're more gossipy and catty than any single woman here

>>5062091
Really? Do you have a link? I know he's not but it would be funny if he was also the /ck/ "my husband is a pilot" spamfaggot.

>>5062099
Wait, this really sounds like it’s multiple people and a bunch of female/trans 4channers just act exactly the same because it’s a femcel thing
>its definitely all this one guy that calls everyone a cuck <-clueless

>>5062101
That's why I asked for a link, femschizoanon.

>>5062099
pilotleaf can be funny sometimes

>>5062108
The fucker spams too much sometimes and has gotten threads I like pruned, so I hate him. He is at least goofy, unlike catschizos super boring, and soulless spam.

how do you know that your dog actually loves you and doesn't simply trick himself into thinking he feels love because you provide him with shelter and food and companionship?

>>5062000
Cute dog lmao

hate dogs

>>5062125
If you were your dog would you love your owner?

>>5062114
>posts the same thing every time he's called out
Thanks for proving it

zoophile kiwifarmer illuminati telegram up in this bitch

/dog/ is the high table of white women and based cat schizo is john wick out for revenge after someone said his kitten deserved to die for being an outdoor cat
>he’a been banned five times in the past 10 minutes. how is he still posting and effortlessly generating seethe?

>no it's not the same nolife weirdo who spams all the other boards. It's a conglomeration of women and trannies who all type the same and all spam cats and cp!
Ok kekke

>Anti cat schizo is talking to himself again
Funny how he started using the term "cat schizo" after the former term was already in use, the name got to him that badly kek

>>5062173
It's anti dogschizo, newfag.

>>5062125
She probably doesn't really love me. She doesn't mourn her last owner, or the owner she had before that. If I got rid of her, I'm sure she'd move on in a heartbeat. But I need something warm and weighty to cuddle and she needs food so it works out anyway.

>>5061901
How did he get out of the egg stand to pet your saluki without breaking the eggs?

>>5062322
Crawled under the tables.

>>5062305
Maybe try rehoming your husky with someone she actually likes, heatheranon

>>5062331
I have a pitbull mutt, friend. She likes me well enough, she's laying down next to me taking a nap right now. I just don't hold any illusions that she likes me specifically and immutably.

>>5062002
Interesting thanks, in fact I found some online stuff about it

https://www.rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfare/pets/dogs/training/toilettraining

I like the idea of getting a dog in the future so i just wanted to see how much effort it would take.

i have the exact same hat this dog has

what happened to calling huskies fat? I feel like I missed out on that, will it come back?

>>5062648
The one schizo trying to force the meme got institutionalized

I had to put my dog down on monday. Best friend of 17 years, gone just under a minute. And now I'm just second guessing, did I do the right thing? What if he was just suffering from a dog-flu?

>>5062655
>I had to
>did I do the right thing
>what if
Did you old yeller his ass or something?

>>5062656
No, but he was vomiting and not eating, but my other, much younger dog was also doing the same. When I was holding him in my arms at the vets, he tried to get up and move around three times. I just don't know if I had him put down over a common cold or something...

>>5062657
>>5062655
What the fuck. You killed your dog because he had a cold?

Are you canadian or something? The canadians do that to people you know

Who cares it's only a dog. Get another one.

i don't think there's anything that makes me happier than falling asleep with my girl after a good day-hike with her. how is it possible for life to be so comfy because of one creature anons

>cattranny from reddit continues to seethe
I wonder what made him such an obsessed retard

I had a dream where I fed my dog a bowl of ketchup.

>>5062655
It's not like he had much longer to live anyway. Better than not euthanizing him and wishing you had.

>>5062679
Taps into monkey brain. People don't touch each other enough. Petting a dog for an hour is fine, scratching your friend's back for 30 seconds is gay as fuck. You can't have your social grooming need met unless you get a pet or join a cult.

>seething about cats out of nowhere
why do cats make certain newfags seethe so hard?

Some dogs deserve to have stickers put on their forehead. Same with certain cats, honestly.

dogs dont belong in cages

>>5062704
autistic and addicted to spamming. his life revolves around spamming 4chan. many boards. not just arguing about cats on /an/. he literally does nothing else but spam 4chan.

>>5062704
huskydoo ‘em!

>>5062810
Incorrect you are
Pugs should be penned up
Awaiting their doom.

>>5060992
What a happy sight
A pug with an e-collar
Turned up to 11.

>>5063106
How would you know the ecollar is turned up to 11? The setting is on the remote, dumbass.

>>5062818
The anti cat schizo is mentally ill like that yeah

doing burnouts on kittens until toxoplasmosis paste is all that remains

Dogs are vastly more intelligent than cats. Even the lowly chihuahua has twice as many neurons in its cerebral cortex. Dog brains also have proportionally larger frontal lobes. And you can tell. Dogs personalities are richer, more varied, and more nuanced, and they can learn from other people by doing their best to interpret their behavior even if it's not flawless operant conditioning. It's fun to pretend cats are just thoughtful and introverted but when you get to know them they're actually comatose and have a difficult time figuring things out. Like human retards, they can only learn independently by prodding shit, and anything beyond that requires a flawless, perfectly timed operant conditioning protocol to bypass any conscious thought they possess and program their brain like a computer.

Meanwhile, chaser the collie attained a greater comprehension of the english language than most great apes.

>>5063154
Anyone who isnt a retard knew this already

>>5059241
I love her

anons, you ARE cuddling your dogs in bed right now, right?

>>5063183
hm maybe

>>5063183
WE just showered as well.

You do all shower with your dogs, right?

>>5063208
i admit maybe a few times here and there i have, it's nothing between some buddies though right

Well looks like tell Graham band my main account. What alternative do y'all suggest?

This is so disheartening I'm half tempted just to stop this. What I mean by that is publicly supporting what I support. What I mean to say is I have everything a person in my position could want. I don't have to advocate it constantly. Do you think I should stop?

>>5063350
suicide

>>5063154
Also I forgot to mention in this post that I absolutely LOVE the smell of my dog's asshole, can't get enough of it!

>>5063435
This is having the opposite effect of what you want.

who wants to play 7.7 grb

>>5063350
Hello fellow zogtw. I am a zogtw as well. Please contact me to discuss animal marriage and getting back at our oppressors. I would love to hear what your plans are
TG @QuanticoHusky

>>5063449
>be nice to a pedophilic animal rapist/torturer
kys

>>5063504
He’s not a pedo he waited until she was 18 in dog years

We need to evict all husky owners from /dog/, build a wall and make them pay for it. Make /dog/ Husky-free Again!

>>5063513
Anya is a pitbull mutt
The husky posters were the best and they got chased off (probably by you)

>>5063509
you raped a dog, tortured her and try justifying it. whos to say you aren't doing that to kids? cope all you want retard but you ARE a pedophilic abuser

>>5063530
Every husky owner has been a conceited faggot that tries to warp the general around them and their fucking mutt. They all need to leave

>>5063549
Is this the crazy cat schizo we’ve heard so much about? /dog/ used to have 5-6 husky posters at any given time… then someone showed up who would post any sick shit to get them to leave.

>>5063554
>talking about cats out of nowhere
Found the faggot husky owner! Go on, git!

>>5063577
That’s a yes then.

husky owners are terrible

Stop talking about cats, post your dogs

Anon's husky has been living rent free in my head for so long, she ate all the cheese and now the jews have nothing kosher to eat :(

>>5063467
Lmao I would if I wasn't banned.
>>5063504
Lol I literally keep a mental tally. I believe you are number 222 right now with that reply. It is much more effective to say "No one is interested in you. No one thinks what you're doing is good. No one wants to even be around you. Only things that want to be around you are animals that you bribe into doing that by feeding them. Stay here, or go it doesn't matter."

>>5063592
This husky has been abused

>>5063592
This husky has been treated well.

>>5063592
This husky enjoys everything she does with her owner

>>5063542
Not me and I did neither of those things. >>5063592
This husky hot as f*** man.

>>5063626
That husky kinda dopey and retarded looking. She’s probably mixed with something.

>>5063603
wow how do you get banned from Telegram

>>5063603
tldr dog pedo rapist

>>5063639
Zoophilia obviously

>>5063648
There's literally less proof he's a pedo then there is about him being a sadist.

>>5063687
you say that like there's no proof of him raping his dog

>>5063690
Is there a picture or video I haven't seen yet?

>>5063691
is this supposed to be a gotcha? he literally admitted to it

>>5063694
I did? Screenshot please.

nu
>>5063704
>>5063704
>>5063704

>>5063701
the fuck you mean screenshot? you've admitted to being a zoo and abusing animals many times retard

>>5063134
Writhing as the shock
Makes it piss everywhere
The pug gets zapped

>>5063718
Lmao you have no screenshots of me confirming I did anything with Anya. Ur a joke.

>>5063775
dont need screenshots when you're dumb enough to just admit it, I got better things to do then go through desuarchives all day. everyone knows its you promoting your shitty animal abuse discord server in the ff threads

>>5063775
this you? some anon also said below that awoo has cp in it
not looking good

>>5063811
cope and seethe.
>>5063821
yeah. not any places allow my kind, like telegram. I don't like the neighbor boards, but one must make do.

>>5063828
not the brightest are you

*many
>>5063829
why do you say that?

>>5063830
yeah, if you have to ask that you are mentally challenged

>>5063821
What were you doing in the feral Friday thread this was posted in, anon?

>>5063860
desuarchive is free