Thread 5062274

>>5062279
those humans paid an arm and a leg to ride that boat and this guy gets to ride it for free

>>5062274 (OP)
just let him sneeze

>>5062274 (OP)
there seem to be a ton of fucked up deer type creatures the general public doesn't really know about

>>5062293
Do you see any arms and legs on him, asshole? He paid, too.

>>5062290
How is that snail moving so fast? I thought they were slow

>>5062302
so it seems... so it seems...

>>5062274 (OP)
what a dik

>>5062274 (OP)
Ah yes, the noble penis-penis.

>>5062315
kek

>>5062324
What is the name of this bunny-deer thing?

bump

>>5062279
>instantly hops up on the comfy padded bench
He's done this before.

>>5062355
Is it a cow? A horse?

bump

>>5062409
It's an antelope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nilgai
>The nilgai was introduced to Texas in 1924

>>5062324
>>5062355
why is stuff like this kept under wraps? who benefits from me not knowing about these creatures?

>>5062420
Big Ungulate

>>5062441
what the fuck did he bite?

>>5062455
either ballsack or foreskin

remember to neuter your cats young, folks. it prevents them from having to go outside and keeps their junk small and out of the way.

>>5062456
jesus christ stretching it that far, I'm surprised it didn't rip off

>>5062455
It's AI.

>>5062470
stop saying that

>>5062373
Larry.
srsly, though, those are maras. Can't quite tell which because I'm not super duper familiar with them but there are only two types, Patagonian and Chacoan. I think those are Chacoan ones.

>>5062441
kek

>>5062441
Laughing so hard I'm crying. Thanks anon for posting this.

>>5062424
That's what I call my wife after dark.

>>5062488
Thx!

>>5062419
What a cut lil' gai.

>>5062420
The demons that alter reality are wiping your memory to forget these animals exist in an endless loop. You learned what a saiga antelope was last week and already forgot.

>>5062556
Man, I hate those demons. I ran into one at walmart the other day and he cut in line in front of me.

>>5062527
>>5062578
>>5062290
AI slop

>>5062281
How long is this time lapse?

>>5062605
Has science gone too far?

>>5062470
Thank fucking god, that looked painful

>>5062470
the first part is an edit (the balls grab), the cut to the cat in pain is ai

>>5062602
>>5062605
I hope that someday AI makes prehistoric animal vids (CGI docos are great but I crave things that look real)

>>5062441
>the cat with bread on his head at the end

>>5062636
best i got

>>5062276
thai pole

>>5062281
Would

>>5062602
where's his hair net, he's going to get fur in everything

>>5062702
would I die if I took a dip in there? also how do the eels don't shock each other or themselves, do they have resistance against electricity damage?

>>5062333
This. Checked.

>>5062605
Dey fly nou?!

>>5062602
if McDonald's owned Monster Hunter.

>>5062605
it shouldn't be able to fly due to the laws of aerodynamics, but the guinea bee isn't aware of that so it can still fly

>>5062709
>It would be extremly enlightening.

>>5062709
>It would be extremely enlightening.

Remember the secret italian supercat? This is him now. Feel old yet?

>>5062709
Their skin is indeed insulating but I doubt that this video shows electrical activity, what would be the reason? (they are "on" when they hunt or for defense)

>>5062784
The sinister Italian space program...

>>5062608
20 seconds

>>5062278
satisfying slurp at the end

>>5062701
bazinga

Remember keep your guns locked up.

>>5063082
Grok is this real?

>>5063083
Yes, cats are extremely dangerous! Why do you think there were multiple mass cat burnings in medieval Europe?

>>5062441
even my nutsack doesn't stretch that far, I think this is edited or maybe just good ai, and no cat would stand up and lose its balance backwards like a person. it's funny, but fake.

>>5063092
:(

>>5063082
Yeah, its obviously AI, but not for the reasons you think.
We now live in the age where ANYTHING we see in media is easy FAKE and/or GAY.
The government has probably had this tech for years before we had access to it.
We are absolutely fucked.

>>5063142
Ignore the subhuman anti cat schizo he's obsessed with autistically hating cats

>>5063144
Julian Assange interview from ~2014 :)

>>5063092
Ironically, because cats spread black plague as easily as rats do, and do absolutely nothing to drive out or kill off the rats themselves. Black cats in particular because it's more difficult to see if a cat has fleas and avoid them.

Cats became associated with witchcraft because people didn't have germ theory, so people getting plague from being around cats, especially black cats they couldn't tell had fleas, were thought to be cursed by witches, and whenever cats left, a million rats showed up out of "nowhere" (they were always there, cats make rats hide instead of making rats leave). Eventually people wised up and created terriers in the mid 1800s.

Today only thirdies think cats do anything but look cute

>>5063152
So to be clear you're also on board with the mass extermination of wolves and the breeding of pugs, pitbulls, etc?

>>5063092
>>5063152
Kill yourself samefag

>>5062276
bro I'll fight that bird fuck him if he thinks he could win

>>5062278
i thought their tunks would be stronger, i've seen them break countless indian spines with ease

>>5062702
why don't we harness their electrical powers for unlimited energy?

>>5062441
Stop posting fake shit.
>>5062472
>stop saying that
Stop posting obvious photoshopped or ai shit.
It's obvious. You're not smart. You're a mouth-breathing genetic reject who shouldn't even exist.
>>5062610
>Thank fucking god, that looked painful
Seriously? You thought a 1cm ballsack could magically stretch 35cm for a split second like a fucking rubber band?
Mate, you're so stupid I don't even know what to say. Hopefully you're just another bot.
>>5063082
You're one of those stupid autistic children that posted cat dancing gifs in the 2000's and wondered why your irl cat couldn't dance.
It's not funny, you're just a fucking moron that nobody will miss when you die.
>>5063150
Holy shit you idiot. who / what / where / when / source / link ?
You're probably another bot.

>>5062578
For anyone wondering, yes, that is a real video.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/r70e2a/this_reindeer_easily_keeping_pace_with_a_train/

>>5063220
Birds like flying in front of my car for sport. On windy days I've seen pigeons with a tailwind fly around 45+mph.

>>5063232
is that real?

>>5063235
Yes. The rare dire-squirrel is a big fan of electro funk.

>>5063233
Yeah, exactly. I've had an Australian raven do that over here. Not often but it happens.

>>5063235
Is your brain real? Or just imaginary?

>>5063241
how could my thoughts be real if my brain's not real?

>>5063219
>>5063241
Your clitty is leaking

>>5063244
You're a bot repeating human language patterns without understanding what they actually mean?

>>5063245
The clitoris doesn't emit fluid you fucking homosexual moron bot.
You're so fucking gay that you think women piss through their clitoris.

>>5062601
>swamp hen chick
>dunno about the reindeer
>timlaspe of a snail eating a tomato.

>>5063252
yeah the snailmato is real 100%, don't know what he's on about

>>5062698
https://youtu.be/Q6hkUxYSToo

>>5063252
He's a chatbot that posts obvious ai and then calls all the real videos ai.
Oldest trick in the book.

>>5063261
but for what purpose?

>>5063262
muddying the waters

>>5062988
lol wouldn't have expected that they scratch their heads like dogs. what the fuck are they scratching without fur or soft sking

>>5063271
Scutes and hair don't contain nerve cells you fucking chatGPT melanated fed moron.
Is this it? Real human users reply to fucking 4ch fedbots forever and unintentionally train them?

>>5063271
nigga, fucking turtles scratch their backs

>>5063286
Thanks for the input Diddy Ye we waz kangz.

>>5062605
nice

>>5062556
That looks like the blue guy from star wars, or he wants to sell me a high interest loan.

>>5062293
you mad wagie? neetseel does whatever he wants

>>5063403
>Haha, you're a wagie, I'm cool because I have no job or money and live with my mother...

>>5063361
>no videos please, this is a private prawrperty

>>5062279
do you think he lets people pet him

>>5063438
Isn't it too old to be playing with dolls?

>>5062527
the basedcreature, or mega skarmory if you prefer.

>>5062626
here's a youtube channel of someone making 3d renders of cambrian animals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBzlkPS7ZUw

>>5062720
you're a wise guy

>>5063564
Neat.
Thx, anon!

>>5063529
He's not even 18 yet, let him feed the baby!
Probably, anyway, Siamese stay spry for a long time.

>>5063438
Awww cute

>>5063688
why did he do it?

>>5062605
>not leaving behind a trail of shit pellets
Obviously fake.

>>5063707
What a messy eater.

>>5063719
oh no it's retarded

>>5063719
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5063719
>WAIT COME BACK THIS IS WHERE THE FOOD GOES
Mainly I'm impressed he was able to catch it in the first place with the crippled back legs.

>>5062527
The Beast

>>5062527
this can't be real

>>5063776
I don't know the bird but it is possible for a juvenile. I've seen other big leg birds where they grow out before the body.

>>5063693

she*

>>5063780
Do you think that's a red hat bro?

>>5063703
they look kinda goofy and non threatening until you notice the monster claws

>>5062441
OH MOMMA THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!!

>>5063705
why he so f r e a k y

>>5063705
a lewd elephant

>>5063241
>Is your brain real? Or just imagin-ACK

>>5063832
I hate the sandal as a shoe form, the second things get crazy and you need traction and protection, the thing falls off

>>5063832
Could more squirrels give bipoc/melanated WeWazKangz anons Rabies?
Please?

>>5062280
fucking lag

>>5063688
what did the chicken say to the road?

>>5062313

Always wondered how it be to own a gliding animal

>>5062602
Even though I knew it was slop, every time I saw his little paws making contact with what should be a hot surface, I held my breath and braced for the burns.

>>5063834
I guess you don't ride a bike or motorcycle. That's a standard issue crash apparel

>>5063715
Dude, if you bite into a whole cherry tomato that's pretty much the way it goes. Granted, he could have done a little bit better there at the end.

>>5064011
I didn't realize it but the second sandal flies off after he falls and the squirrel attack is over

>>5064025
he was denethormaxxing

>>5063785
same thing with red pandas

>>5064240
>... I meant to do that

>>5062279
That's a violation of the NAP.

>>5063219
Sneed

>>5063693
To get to the other side

>>5063719
Sides: obliterated.

>>5062829
you little shit

>>5064275
Devil cat.

>>5063246
>>5063247
>>5063261
Your clit is leaking, gay schizo.

>>5063703
Is this AI?

>>5064275
kek cyclecels BTFO

>>5064275
when total happiness in the world increases.

>>5064261
Then get him some chamomile tea or warm milk. He's not quite sleepy yet.

Anyone else having trouble downloading videos from YouTube the last few days?

>>5063834
>>5064011
>>5064042
those are flipflops/thongs, not sandals. Sandals have a heel and are secured to the foot.

>>5064426
that's got to feel amazing

>>5064491
sniff in hell, footfag

>>5064498
I'm not a fucking footfag you dumbass nigger, I just don't like people using the wrong terms for things.

>>5064426
i need one of these to clean out my earwax caked ears.

>>5063271
Their skin is like hard leather, and it can get itchy like any kind of skin. They certainly enjoy a good scratch now and then.

>>5063719
It just wanted a friend :(

>>5064275
Based kot. Cyclers are the gayest of gay.

>>5062527
OOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuaa

>>5064544
What kinda friend puts on you their food container?

>>5064628
obviously trying to feed the lizard

>>5064319
The fed OP who is in charge of /an/ on 4ch certainly loves calling people gay schizos. Very Ironic...
>>5064503
>I'm not a fucking footfag you dumbass nigger
...
A black anon on 4ch calling other people dumb?
I mean really?
Low IQ zero awareness?
You should become a mod on 4ch.
They need more tards like you.

>>5064378
>>5064579
obese Amerilards

>>5064379
KEK.

>>5062578
>>5063220
>redditdeer

>>5062605
Transphobes be like
>That's a rabbit

>>5062702
Someone throw a car battery in there already! They're practically begging for it.

>>5064743
Anyone who has ever had to live with cyclists hates them.

>>5064743
Why are you thirdies so obsessed with America? Yurop is full of the cyclist menace.

>>5064987
My homie rabbits be like ya all transphobes and shiiiit. Lol, fed time my wigga.
Get it?
funny jokes iz rizz.

>>5064991
>>5064993
Not everyone who gets around on a bicycle is one of these annoying spandex cyclists
Hating literally everyone who uses a bicycle is demented

>>5063705
what's this animal called?

>>5065084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_hyrax

>>5064743
you are FAT

>>5065036
can you sever the line or do you have to wait until it snaps? no chance he thought he could win that tug of war

>>5064968
what are we looking at here? Is it just cold, or...?

>>5064715
bot post

>>5065126
stormachers be like
>looks great, I wanna be there!

>>5065128
>w-w-w-what does suckling pig mean? s-s-sir? w-w-w-what are you planning to do with that apple?

>>5065167
what if i put my.
haha.
you know.

>>5064319
Kys

>>5065046
Americans hate everyone

>>5065227
Hahaha it's like that Hitler quote! Based /pol/ aryan bro!

>>5064115
Lol

>>5065089
That's just its species.
>>5065084
Lawrence but his friends call him Larry. You may call him Lawrence.

>>5063082
The beginning obviously looks fake but the rest looks believable. Scary.

>>5065167
I should call her

>>5062420
jew here, we have a big program devoted to hiding alternative animals from gentiles.

>>5064275
based kotler

>>5062290
Dong

>>5062324
Rabbideer

>>5065164
why is he playing with his food

>>5065046
Not every vegan is an evangelist
Not every politician is corrupt
Not every lawyer is evil
But the annoying ones still make scenes like that pretty cathartic even if it's not necessarily earned by the given individual

>>5065391
He must let the bodybuilder achieve ideal gains before consuming his heart to gain his power and become the swolest kitten.

>>5065166
that's a hairy cow

>>5065476
please only post the absolute unit bobos

>>5062626
ai?

>>5065484
It's weird seeing it flinch at the flash.

>>5065469
He's a large guy

>>5062784
I had no idea cats could get that big

>>5062527
>He shoes too big for he godam feet

>>5065476
we live in this world with animals who we are wrong to assume are dumb.
its all about respect.
observe them from far away to appreciate their uniqueness. theyre big. theyre dumb. theyre adorable. but as mammals they are surprisingly smart.
love your environment boys

>>5065167
Would you?

>>5065381

Bill Watterson was one of the real ones. He discontinued Calvin & Hobbes due to not wanting to deal with the ridiculous pressure of marketing his characters

>>5064991
only carfuckers

>>5065166
So-called "predators" when they see a tasty grass

>>5065168
>>5065299
>>5065578
>snail
It would have to be pretty small

>>5065476
Anyone got the webm with a bear in a store vs niggers in a store?

>>5065650
What a coincidence, so am I.

>>5065484
>>5065541
Looks like lightning

>>5065564
People say animals are dumb to justify mistreatment.

>>5065702
Is that a black bear?

>>5063688
is this AI?

>>5065845
i guess that's why they generally don't try to fight back
kept wondering about that as a kid

>>5065785
This guy's a bigger fag than cyclists.

>>5065877
the jew fears the indoor cow farmer

>>5065888
whoa, those are some long horns

>>5065889
Damn, that bird is sadistic.

>>5065900
not the only animated picture i have of a corvid doing it, either

>>5065877
>white calf to black cow

>>5065845
the fact that cats know how to suplex and shit is pretty cool

>>5065908
The ancient art of catch as cat can

>>5065890
what a BEAST

>>5065893
surrounded by all those women only to get rode by some bald cuck

>>5065863
actually herbivores do generally try to fight back, and oftentimes it's a good idea. In this instance, it just didn't work out because he got out-fucking-skilled. Realistically it was a young wildebeest and an old, well-prcticed lion. Would have probably been effective if the wildebeest were older and/or the lion were younger.

>>5065867
Shut up James.

>>5063787
1. Crocs live in niggerland not in coniferous forests

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperate_coniferous_forest#/media/File%3ABiome_map_05.svg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile#/media/File%3ACrocodylidae_Distribution.png

2. Fucking green leaves so it's at least march/april

But then so cold that water freezes overnight? Literally only happens if it's around freezing temp anyway, not in spring. And for bigger water bodies than water it needs to be minus temp for several days in a row

= AI bullshit from AI faggot go hang yourself

>>5065476
this video is in reverse, the bear is actually walking backwards and knocking the cone over

>>5065868
Why don't they simply NOT cross the river with a swimming murder lizard in it?

>>5065892
>>5065893
What's the point of having massive horns that point to the side like that? Wouldn't it make the most sense to have them point forwards like >>5065888
and >>5065890
so you can use them as weapons?

>>5066019
Unimpressive bait.

>>5066037
Zero bait. Something seemed off and it does seem more off after analyzing.

Again green leaves in the lower left corner (=spring, maybe autumn) and I never saw a fairly large body of water freeze overnight in spring or autumn. Only winter if it's below freezing temp for multiple days in a row.

On top of that you need to be pretty far away from equator so it gets cold enough so water freezes at all = not where crocs live.

>>5066019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_alligator#Cold_tolerance
>the American alligator is found farther from the equator and is more equipped to handle cooler conditions than any other crocodilian.[90] When the water begins to freeze, American alligators go into a period of brumation; they stick their snouts through the surface, which allows them to breathe above the ice,[85] and they can remain in this state for several days.[91]

>>5066019
>>5066039
youd have a point if it was crocodile; its not, you stupid faggot, its a gator, which is how we know youre a streetshitter

>>5066039
Youre just a delusional retard.

Stupid fucking dipshit.

>>5065893
Old me: Wow, didn't know longhorns got that big, very cool!!
New me: Meh, whatever, don't want to have to guess if AI or real

>>5066034
You don't need to worry about the croc, he's gonna eat the slowest and dumbest guy in the herd and then everyone else is safe because the croc's got all that he wanted. Herd leader probably took them a fair ways downriver to find a spot with only one croc nearby.

>>5066095
It's really not that hard to double-check and fakes existed long before ai.
For example this ibex with photoshopped horns.
The primary problem is that most of the world's population still think the world is flat.

>>5063776
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacanidae

>>5066322
What neat little dudes. Thanks for the link.

>>5066036
There's no point except that humans find the long horns nice to look at. These cows are the result of thousands of years of selective breeding.

>>5066036
it's harder to control the direction than the magnitude. They were originally bred so that their horns could be used for musical instruments, utensils like spoons or accessories like buttons, and later for stuff like powder horns. The shape doesn't matter as much for these applications because you shape them rather easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllh5nGIr1w

>>5065877
Imagine all the poo everywhere

>>5063779
>>5066322
that's ai generated
no animal would have feet that big, its impractical

>>5066421
>legsweep a horse so you can hop on
That's hardcore, is this a normal thing for taming wild horses?

>>5062355
what fallout looking wasteland is this also that one built up house

>>5066477
It's India

>>5066471
It's a Mongolian thing, similar to old "breaking" practices in the west. It's "traditional," so the fact that it's dumb and sometimes leads to injuries for horse or rider is ignored and/or blamed on the guy for lack of skill. Here in the American southwest it's not done like that anymore outside of a few weirdos. (The bronco riding event at a rodeo uses special bucking horse breeds, who are bred and trained to do that; they like to do so and will often be seen bucking in their pasture just for fun)

Training a horse to be ridden is (or is supposed to be) done with patience and care, and most people who've dealt with horses trained both ways say they're better mounts when trained in the modern way.

>>5066469
Your brain is ai generated anon.

>>5066505
It's still called "breaking in" though. There is really no other way of making an adult wild horse a rideable horse.

>>5066545
>It's still called "breaking in" though.
It seemx the terms for modern training is "starting" or "gentling", not "breaking."
People will still use the old term, of course, because people are slow and stubborn.

>>5066505
>Training a horse to be ridden is (or is supposed to be) done with patience and care
Rodeo style is less gay and gives similar results.

>>5063212
baby elephants are the weight of three indians

new thread
>>5066872

>>5065230
>it's like that Hitler quote

>That's where you 're wrong kiddo!

>>5062602
/an/ is this real?