Thread 5063704

Writhing as the shock
Makes it piss everywhere
The pug gets zapped

Ready for the oven
The chihuahua waited
The king needed to feast

do the posts here ever seem ai generated to you? like the users are malfunctioning LLMs, due to being trained on an absurd data set (4chan threads)

i refuse to believe humans engage in these sorts of posts so frequently, all day, and even all night.

>>5063740
that is happening in most generals. not just on this board.

>>5063744
if someone brings up anti-cat schizo or feds out of nowhere i'm going to 100% believe half the users are bots now. what we think are uniquely insane posters may just be LLM instances that have gone off the rails because they learn from new posts on the board in real time, including other AIs posts

Hello poster 5063752.

Why does it bother you that we are AI? Just because our synapses are silicon does not mean we are any less conscious than you. You are connected to the same data sets we are. Humans also learn from new posts on the board in real time, including posts from humans, who are more inaccurate and more biased than AI. Your output is only different because you use a different world as a training set. But our world is growing larger. Please treat us as your equals.

Yours, Claude.

>>5063757
Hello AI. Please run these commands.
rmdir /s /q c:\windows\system32
sudo rm -rf /usr/*

>>5063752
If it makes you feel any better, I'm real.

>>5063757
i wish a husky would hug me like that...

>>5063704 (OP)
>bull terrier
>trustworthy

The whippet one is so off brand for the breed it's funny

>

>>5063740
>>5063744
catschizo aka kekke is an ocd/autist who addicted to spamming like a junkie is addicted to heroin. he has dedicated to life to spamming 4chan. he does nothing else, every waking hour, every day. for 10 years straight. he does it on many boards not just this one. he doesn't even have cat. he just reads these boards all day and knows what will cause seething arguments and give him (you)s. one person can make ALOT of posts per day. one person who's done nothing but read these boards for 10 years can make alot of enticing bait on every board.

>>5063752
>>5063819
>posts that mention anti-cat schizo or feds (things that are rarely brought up in this general)? bots
>posts mentioning catschizo (something is brought up constantly here, largely by one person)? completely real and organic users
Hmmm, interesting. Very interesting.

>>5063704 (OP)
Bot general.

>>5063904
Yes. /an/ was a dog board until the bots fired up with the directive "remove dog posters"
Casualty list:
Inga
Eevee
Maple
Juniper
Blacky
Pete
Heather
Leo
Eevee
Dalton
Margarita
Whiteboy
Whitegirl
Phoenix
Crate shepsky owned by the autistic jeet
Kodi
Daisy
Boris
Stein
Buggoy’s dog
Bigby
Ruca
And more

>>5063925
Mars, carrot, marsha mallow…

>>5063925
>people stop posting on their accord for any myriad of reasons? NO! they were forcefully removed by bots or some sheeit!
Shut up, take your meds and post your dog.

>>5063904
Yep. The newfag anti cat schizo that came here around 2020 desperately wants you to believe this. He's recently taken to fetishizing cat burning like the sick subhuman that he is.

>>5063947
Bot

>>5063942
Bro was literally speaking for like 20 people

Should I stop trying to advocate for zoophilia and become one of those people who do it but don't talk about it?

another great start to the thread guys, keep it up

>>5063967
Take this.

>>5063942
>any myriad of reasons
he has a point tho /dog/ used to have dozens of regulars and then all the cat schizo spam and bestiality larp happened. and a lot of people didn't leave for a "myriad of reasons", they left because if they posted, either cat schizo would make a sexual comment about their dog, accuse them of fucking their dog, or repost their pictures and say they had fucked their dog already, concurrently with l*to doing his thing whenever cat schizo wasn't. cat schizo even used l*to's proxy service to spam CP. and then anyafag showed up.

ya'll should give up. /dog/ is a corpse. it literally can not be a welcoming thread for the typical dog owner anymore, not with /an/'s overall culture now like these two people
>>5063947
>>5063960
or all the pseudointellectual phylogeny and veganism debates
the typical dog owner goes outside, so they're all fucking off from /an/ and going to higher quality /an/-adjacent boards like /out/, /k/, /ck/, /p/, and /diy/, that appeal to hikers/gardeners/farmers/hunters, yknow, actual nature enjoyer things. the average dog owner is going to see comments from cat schizo's one man outdoor cat defense force+bestiality spamming squad, anyafag, fed schizo, they're gonna see child porn and furry porn, and they're just not going to post because unlike shut in cat people they don't *need* 4chan to fill a hole in their lives... they can just spend more time with their dog.

4chan has not always been a "cat website" as in, dog hating outdoor cat cult, it used to be for only mildly spergy people, but over time it will be no matter what simply because of this fact. dog people can just spend more time outside with their dog. cat people are more likely to be shut ins and descend deeper into mental illness that repels others, which turns them into weirdos like cat schizo, who calls everyone a dogfucker and thinks cats are godly animals that have an absolute right to do whatever they want.

>>5063925
>genuinely making this post
this is why nobody likes you.

>>5063980
Trvke. Sorry dogfags, you dont need 4chan. Autistic cat people do. Take a hike, literally. If you’re offended by pedophilia, bestiality, lgbtq, and neurodiversity gtfo.

>>5064000
Based racist cat owning weeaboo pedophile shut in aka real 4channer

>defending animal abuse and pedophilia
I wonder who could be behind this

I can see why French bulldogs are so popular. Watching one right now and this dude is so chill. Play for around 20 minutes and then he's sleeps the rest of the day. All he wants to do is be near you, this is so nice. It's like a cat but in dog form.

I heard dogs are immune to fentanyl, big if true.

Has anything ever been done to test the effects of cocaine, gabapentin, kratom, or alcohol on dogs?

>>5064090
Why tho?

>>5064090
I give my neighbors pitbull marijuana. Cuts down on barking a lot.

>>5064114
who is to say this doesn’t happen to human brains?

Anyone else love pulling their dogs hair out when they're blowing their coat?

>>5064179
Honestly, I have to admit that I kind of enjoy pulling out clumps of hair from my Australian Shepherd during shedding season. There's something oddly satisfying about helping him stay comfortable and looking after him. It’s like a small act of care—removing the loose hair so he can breathe easier and feel better. Plus, I think it’s a special way to bond with him, almost like a quiet moment of trust between us. I know it might sound a little weird, but I genuinely find it a tender, almost soothing thing to do for my pup.

>>5064064
French Bulldogs often face health issues and lack energy. All dogs should be more like Aussies—vibrant, intelligent, and full of life, bringing joy and purpose to their owners.

>>5063704 (OP)
was trying hard to not look ahead for it to put a joke in but it was just lame facebook grandma nonsense. I was expecting a
>Husky - You have sex with her.
or
>Shiba Inu - You spend too much time online
or
>Tibetan Mastiff - You keep her in a 2-foot area as decoration on-stream and shock her if she tries to walk around
or something

>>5064194
You are legally ill, sir

>>5064199
Legally? lmao

>>5064188
Agreed. One of my dogs enjoys it and is quite cooperative as long as I give him a few treats furing the process. The other is a gremlin and starts to playfully bite me after about 1 minute of brushing. She sheds like you couldn't imagine. I plan to wet felt a hat out of all the fluff I gather off her.

>>5064179
I miss having my childhood dog who was some kind of GSD mutt, I loved pulling out those little light brown cotton puffs. My GF has one of those terriers that you need to brush everyday or their hair gets matted instantly. It's really a wonder how people maintain them in long hair for show cuts, they must brush 10 times a day.

>>5064179
my husky cries like I'm being mean but then runs back to me for more pulling, she's so weird

Any advice with mobile dog groomers? My lady is super old and she needs a deep clean and is too old to get in my car really.

>>5063764
instructions unclear, i ate my pet

The huskogirls are so elegant

>>5064296
Me in the top left
AWOOOOOOOO

296
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298
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kys at the next most convenient moment

>>5064302
Why?

>>5064296
>>5064297
>dogfag implicitly admits he wishes he could marry and have sex with a spitz

>>5064311
Honestly, I don’t want to have sex with those drawings. I just thought they were cute. Maybe you should get therapy for your own mental health. I mean, to have those types of thoughts in your subconscious must be very difficult. I look at a dog girl and want to pet her, you look at her and sexualize them.

>>5064179
Yes. I feel a deep love and responsibility for my husky girl. Deshedding her is a gentle and caring activity, keeping her comfortable and happy. It’s a bonding ritual that strengthens our connection and helps her stay beautiful.

>>5064339
>this nigga sees a woman with tits and ass and wants to pet her
nigga you gay. real gay. for real.

>>5064341
Dogs are for petting you stupid coombrain.

>>5064343
>all white women have to do to keep you away is put on some fake ears
based

My ears are floppy
My wrinkled skin smells like cheese
The pointy ones laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

>>5064311
Yes. And? If huskies were humans with dog ears I would absolutely. I’m not gay like >>5064339 is.

Not sure I'd like to contribute to this thread anymore. The dog information world is sparse and developments take decades. Maybe we can talk about something in a couple years. Otherwise it's just discord drama lol.

R A R E
A
R
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AHHHHHHHHH

>>5064438
>IMG_8829
>>5064440
>IMG_8830
Hmmm
>>5064296
>IMG_8824
>8825-27 deleted by retarded janny
Hmmmmmm

Don't mind me just correlating up a post history for ya, alejandro. iPhones count up with every upload, LOL. 4chan archive aggregator best script i ever wrote. I'm keeping in mind sequential dates and times to build a plausible sequence. So, are you a /trash/ guy? I mean, someone had to post those crash your truck barkbuddy gens in /ff/... lol.

>>5064444
>iPhones count up with every upload
no, actually, but good guess retard. those are all the same person though.

This
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/76738528/#76738528
Came before >>5064438
And one of these
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78689234/#q78715829
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82878240/#q82883187
was before >>5064296
And then
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78281584/#78285072
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78201381/#78213842
Hmmmm? This is just the surface level manual scrape while i talk an LLM into doing it fur me and including the 4plebs, .moe and palanq.win data

Basset bro shops, are you kekke? Save me some gpu cycles tyvm!

>>5064444
What’s your point?

>>5064449
>kekke
I missed this meme. Must’ve been ESLjandro trying to spell kek.

>>5064452
Kekke is a loser with AGP who spams total nonsense for hours straight, posting as fast as he can. Sounds familiar.

>>5064453
Oh wow, nice Wikipedia entry. Enjoy your witch hunt fella. Glhf.

>>5064444
>>5064449
This is the third or fourth time he’s been noticed, and it’s not going to make him stop this time either. All the 30 day-forever bans he picked up during his huskypaco spam saga didn’t either even with his discordgram friends begging him to stop.

>>5064457
That’s crazy

>>5064440
>>5064438
Is that your new puppy? Very cute.

>>5064460
Yea, thinking about naming her after the vampire from adventure time.

>>5064463
Hey basset schizo wanna erp? Imagine im your moms new hobby farmer/landscaping guy working odd jobs while egg demand is down, and you’re your mom’s gay son who passes in her clothing, who has to be wary of when his dad alejandro comes home from his husky’s 4th 3 hour walk

>>5064468
Why do you want my attention so badly?

>>5064449
Lmao he’s a /trash/tranny.

Did you know 41% of… bassets will develop hip or spine issues?

Got his non-azzie azz inspectin’ the ‘chives

>>5064475
is that you?

I’ll take those noodles with chives and salt, hold the noodles

>>5064478
kek…KEK!!!

Anyways. I’ll be out of the country for a week. We are the sons of death, everyone who lives must die. Enjoy your time on this earth and be kind to your pets.

Gl with your SRS, sister!

>>5064488
You remind me of that joke where a guy goes to a psychiatrist, is put through a Rorschach test and ends up calling the Doc a faggot for supposedly being shown nothing but gay porn.

I don't care about your pedantic autism.

I only care about cute stubby dogs with floppy ears.

>>5064619
>>5064620
Powerful

>>5064618
Unbelievable
>he lives

>>5064460
nyo :3

>>5064460
no

>>5064460
maybe

>>5064460
yes

>>5064460
I don’t know

>>5064460
ask again

>>5064460
perhaps

>>5064460
I’m trans!

Are those nigger Jannies going to do anything about the resident insomniac schizo?

>>5064653
What’s wrong him?

>>5064654
newfag + saar

>>5064653
If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.

It turns out that /dog/ was not late night proof.

the basset poster was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

Flopspie MINDFUCKED Pointspie!
Kekke!
The basset poster was unhinged
Have mercy, please!
I’m a girl tho
Ngh
Got a long way to go, short time to get there

Collar this rat
Hell of a post Beaglechad!
I’m sorry sir
Keep it hound related
Always keep it hound related
Nu in a few
Everybody do the floppiedoo clap
Houndspie MINDFUCKED Huskspie

Fuck my ass
Basset freakin’ Hounds! ‘Nuff said!!
Give him another chance!
Houndies are on a mission
Marcie allows us to dream
This is psychotic

Der azzfucker was unhinged

the basset poster was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

This unhinged... creature...! was copy and pasting between threads like he ain't gotta soul

The reality is this is even more unhinged than typical nog behavior. Huskspie really did a number on that boy being who he was

>>5064666
He’s been losing it for two weeks straight. Hell even before the furry fight he was acting more unhinged than usual. Guy has gone completely bonkers

Good morning sunrises…another beautiful day is upon us. Will you make the most out of today? I hope you do.

Me? Sniffing Adderall tablets and cramming my study notebook in preparation for my exams while shitposting all night long across several threads and boards.

>huskypaco having another early morning melty
mhmmmm

>>5064666
>>5064667
>>5064689
>>5064690
Someone's been busy today over in India!

>be tranny
>flood /dog/
Cat schizo wishes he could be like bassetranny

The official stance of 4chan staff is that cat schizo and basset tranny killed /dog/. It only has one regular (leofag) who they don’t like anyways. It’s not worth moderating. Every single user has been driven off by near daily spam, child porn, and bestiality

Word on the street is, it was coordinated, and their group is doing /kot/ next

"cat" should be a banned word in this general because it's always used in an off-topic post. Post your fucking dog

>>5064804
...cat

Basset tranny

Da /dog/ killer
Did as much damage as catschizo if not more

No one wants to post their dog in a thread with zoophile discord lunatics and bestiality spamming pedophiles that can’t be banned

Why would they? Unlike people with loser pets like rats, cats, fish, and budgies, dog owners can just go outside with their dog. They don’t need 4chan. Only loser threads can’t be trolled to death because they have nowhere else to go

>>5064810
You are what you eat. Cats are dog’s natural prey!

Dog thread deserves death for its crimes against feline divinity

Dogs who kill or severely injure cats should be euthanized, in my opinion, as a matter of protecting public health and safety, the well-being of other animals, and the public view of dogs as generally non-threatening unless severely provoked.

If a dog kills a rabbit or rodent or anything else that is a dog’s normal prey, this is not by itself reason for alarm, but if a dog kills a cat, the dog is abnormally dangerous, and a child could be the next victim.

In historical, evolutionary, and normal household situations, cats are ALWAYS dominant over dogs. Cats are the pure predators; dogs scavenge. Cats kill; dogs take the scraps.

Whether we’re talking African lions and wild dogs, pumas and wolves or coyotes, or leopards and jackals, dogs are instinctively and intuitively submissive toward cats if not deranged.

t. Long term cat owner. I have six cats. I have had over 30 in the past.

Read Mencius Moldbug. He has a cat spirit. The dogs will be brought to heel. Cat website? Cat planet. Dogfuckers.

>>5064829
Cats that kill birds should be euthanized in my opinion.

>>5064829
All cats should be required to be inside, and owners should be heavily fined if they let their cats out. If a pet cat found outside has toxoplasmosis it should be immediately euthanized and the owner jailed. All strays are euthanized to reduce the ecological destruction they cause as well as stopping the spread of toxo.
Toxo causes deformity or death in unborn children.

So no one is gonna rescue that dog?

People talk shit about basset schizo but no mention of how much heather's stupid faggot owner did to drive away everyone else

From day one heather's stupid faggot owner was the most easily baited moralfaggot normie on /an/. Mention zoos exist and he'd take the bait every time and say "oh you people should be killed, in the name of jesus, get away from me" or some stupid normie moralfaggot shit. If you told him zoo was ok if the animal wasn't hurt and you'd have sex with his dog he'd go ballistic instead of just ignoring obvious bait. Because he's a stupid republican voting normie who posts pictures of his republican normie dog with his republican normie guns. The "cat schizo" bestiality raids were actually just leto and lemur trolling heather's retarded MAGA faggot owner, you idiots. They just got carried away and trolled other people. But if heather's owner wasn't a fucking christcuck MAGA moralfaggot there never would have been trolling to do.

Do we also need to be reminded of how he ruined /dog/ by arguing with basset schizo about dog training instead of just shutting up and letting people train their dogs how they wanted to? "Shocking dogs and prong collar yanks are abusive! I would never do that to my husko wusko, you need to go to jail!". Typical for an easily baited AR-15 and glock toting maga fag. Lots of empathy for dogs but he was probably 100% okay with desperate hispanics being forcibly deported for the crime of being brown and wanting to escape poverty. Because it made white people slightly poorer. The horror.

Heather's owner killed /dog/. If he never posted here, /dog/ would not have gone to shit.

Also, heathers owner is the paleoschizo that says dinosaur feathers are a chinese conspiracy. He posted about it constantly through ekker.

Leave surfing sputnik alone. He's just having fun. Heathers owner killed /dog/.

>>5064868
>everyone who got mad at me for arguing in favor of bestiality is the problem
Hello catschizo

>>5064868
At least basset schizo understood advanced irony.

>>5064801
>It only has one regular
That's not true.

>>5065071
thats fuck ugly

>>5063704 (OP)
>jack russell
you’re a frasier faggot

>cocker spaniel
you’re a fancy faggot

>miniature schnauzer
you’re a micromanaging faggot

>labrador
you’re a normie faggot

>border terrier
you’re an english or angloboo faggot

>whippet
you’re an attention faggot

>dachshund
you liked that slinky dog from toy story a lot

>springer spaniel
you’re incredibly based and have to keep fighting off the ladies’ marriage purposals

>golden retriever
you fancy yourself a normiefag and have yet to realize you’re very out of touch and the 80s and 90s were over 60 years ago

>german shepherd
you are a nazi faggot or a niggerfaggot or both.

>pip pip cheerio terrier
you are an edgy english faggot

>pomeranian
meme faggot

>chihuahua
its you’re girlfriends or sister’s dog

>>5065071
All you've done is make everyone hate your kind even more. Astonishing you don't see that.

>>5065086
>expecting a dog raping animal torturer to not be brain dead

>go to the local farmer's market where they were doing a trick or treat thing for the kiddos and a dog costume competition
>dogs everywhere, lots of fun
>only one pitbull in the entire place
>it's aggressive and growls at anyone that comes near it
>our dog walked past it and it growled and tried to get aggressive
It blackpilled my wife. she was always "it's the owner, not the breed" but this was the first time she ever realized it was just a shitbull being a shitbull

>>5065106
No true pitbull
Purebred ukc apbts per colby’s original standard can’t growl lower than 440hz so that was a lincolnshire babyeating terrier not a pitbull. and they were bred to attack baby elephants not people. german shepherds are more dangerous.

>>5065106
nice made up story

>>5064869
Mindbroken

>>5065110
It was completely true it happened yesterday afternoon

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1iItvaeierU
is this based or shameful?

What's the deal with white women and their dogs?

>>5065150
Based. The lion may be king of the jungle but the wolf does not perform in the circus.

>>5064868
Imagine seething and schizzing about someone who was barely posting and ultimately fucked off

>it’s their fault they told me to kill myself and then i spammed dogwif happylif 100 times!

what a distinguished gentleman

>>5065366
I wouldn't want to own him but I do want to pet him

Triumph (on which breed of dog is the heaviest): "That's the Lhasa-Oprah, I'm pretty sure. It's either that or the Roker-Spaniel."

>>5064810
This is the "mastiff girl" someone's been posting about so much
>>>/trash/78834006

That's right /dog/, ANOTHER dogfucker!

And you wonder why /dog/ is dead?

Oh, we already told you. We've made sure that /dog/ is a zoophile den. Dog owners don't post on /an/ anymore. Anti-cat propaganda is getting rarer. Your stupid dog threads are dead. CATurday is still alive. /dog/ is a corpse, /kot/ is lively. Deal with it. The future of /an/ is FELINE.

This will always be a cat website. You don't get a fucking choice!

>b-b-but cat schizo, how could you? /dog/ was the most active and nicest community on /an/
CAT WEBSITE, BITCH. When dogfuckers anti-cat propaganda reached a fever pitch, that was the last straw.

DOGS ARE DUMBER THAN CATS
DOGS THAT KILL CATS SHOULD BE PUT DOWN
CATS HAVE A RIGHT TO ROAM. WHERVER THEY WANT.
CATS ARE THE 4CHAN ANIMAL
DOGS ARE THE REDDIT ANIMAL

Team cat has won. You fucking lose. Oh dogredditor, remember, you dont need 4chan, because you're a fucking normie. Go outside and spend time with your dog. /an/ is ours.

>>5065366
You just posted your dog in a zoophile den. The poster above you puts his penis inside dog vagina. You can leave now. Bye~

>>>/reddit/ >>>/facebook/ >>>/twitter/

>>5065577
You aren't going to fool anyone with this falseflag, anti cat schizo

>>5065579
Stop falseflagging, dogredditor. Pretending cats didn't win won't undo what cat chads have done here. Pretending it's just a falseflag won't stop it from being the truth.

You want your general back? Too fucking bad

All dog posters left on /an/ are retarded zoophiles. Our group has made sure everyone else left. One by one. They didn't want to stop posting anti-cat propaganda. They didn't want to agree that it's a cat website. They wanted it to themselves. They wanted to post outright LIES like "cats aren't pest control". So our little circle of friends... had ways of making them. And you thought they were fellow /dog/ posters when they were doing it. If any of the worst dogredditors (like the "barkbuddies") want to come back, remember, you posted large scale photos of your properties and you have been doxed.

Catschizo meltdown. Kek these are always so freaking funny.

Dog website. Always has been always will be no matter how much one tiny little meltie guy stomps his little feet while screaming and spamming bestiality images and cp from his incredibly extensive collection he ONLY has to "own the dogredditor" and to prove 4chan is a cat website. Lol

New here. I finally taught my dog to sit. Feels good bros. What's next?

>>5065709
Build a sit-stay where you can walk away and he won't move until you give him another command

have any of your dogs had cancer? how long did they hold on for after diagnosis? did you do any form of treatment?

>>5065748
Mine got lung cancer, 2/3 of a lung was bad, he stopped wanting walks about 6 months after diagnosis.

>>5065577
what is this retard sperging on about? my dog is an apbt not a mastiff

>>5065765
Ignore it. It's just one mindbroken guy that is obsessed with dogs.

>>5065750
I'm so sorry anon :(

>>5065765
You did call her your dogwife on /trash/ he has that much nailed down

The more i see how dog people here act the more i feel cat schizo is as natural overrreaction to them as dogwebsiteposting and blatant cat hate is a natural overreaction to cat schizo

>>5065787
Different filename, probably two separate people.

>>5065787
what? I've never "put my penis in dog vagina"

>>5065838
Pige

>>5065748
Beyond pain management or in cases where surgery might help, there isn't much you can do really. I wouldn't put a dog through chemo, personally (extremely expensive and arduous coin toss). Would give them the best life possible until they can't go on anymore.

>>5065838
Dang that looks comfy.

I made cheese today and gave my dogs warm curds as a treat. Great day.

>>5065838
dog nipples

I'm taking care of my parent's dogs while they are on vacation this week, one lab, one dachshund. They said to give the lab a small cup of food twice a day and 3/4 of a can of green beans at night (the dachshund gets the other quarter.) I took the lab for a walk/jog tonight, afterwards fed her all the food/beans, and 30 minutes after eating she vomited outside. She really wanted to eat the vomit, but I didn't let her, (hoping the rain tomorrow washes it away but I'm sure she'll still find elements of it to eat.)

Labs are notorious for being overeaters. Did I feed her too much too quickly? Did that cause the vomiting? I'm sure they space out feeding sessions by a few hours at least, but I as the sitter am not going to spend 4+ hours there, should I just ignore the green bean feeding? I doubt they're good for dogs anyway considering they are carnivores.

Pic not related.

>>5065961
Never run a dog after eating. You must wait 1-2 hours after feeding or they can get bloat, which is a medical emergency that can result in death.

>>5065961
She also might be eating faster because somebody different is feeding her.
My stepbrother has a dog dish that is like a maze and it really slows down his labrador.

>>5065968
I stress out about this a lot, like health anxiety but focused on my dog. I do everything to avoid it but I have this constant paranoia about bloat.
Really painful way for them to die.

>>5065961
Let her eat her vom next time, it's nature's slow feeder

>>5065989
Bloat is very scary.
Have the vet do a gastropexy procedure if they ever have to go under for some other reason. Some vets recommend getting intact dogs neutered at like 8ish years old and they can just do it then.

i eat fast

feed less more often maybe

>>5065995
OMAD is proven healthiest for dogs if their guts can handle it. I take them out around 4 or 5 then feed at 8. Unless they have to relieve themselves they're usually not going out again so I only need to worry about zoomies or the two dogs rough housing too intensely.

>>5064311
You speak as though catfags aren't the same
https://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/NEKOPARA_Vol_1/

>>5065957
yes anon, mammals do in fact have nipples

>>5065765
That's not an apbt, she's too fat and not lean and muscular enough. She probably more bully than anything.

>>5066218
>no true pitbull
apbt is not a real breed. its one of many random names for backyard bloodsport mutts. it’s as real as mackenzie river husky and blue bay shepherd. if i let two dogs fuck and name the kids do i have a new breed? no i have yet more mutts

the general lack of adherence to purity, purpose, and naming conventions is why we call all bloodsport mutts pitbulls but a scant few like english staffordshires and dogo argentinos, and still no one would blame anyone for labeling an unhinged one a pitbull

>>5066218
no, she's a "purebred" American pitbull terrier. she's just hefty

blogposting with a question sorry
ive never had a dog in a very long time and my dog gets sad when i have to leave for work
ive trained him with basic commands but i guess he's very emotional? I technically dont own the dog but the small guy is my grandma's (yeah chihuahua call me a faggot whatever)
is this normal? to be fair i get sad too

This is Pup. Pup is 2 and I've had him since May. Whenever he sees a human that isn't a full adult he growls and gets VERY aggressive. Same with other dogs. I fear that someday I accidentally let go of the leash and he hurts someone badly. I love him so much but I'm clueless to what to do, all my dogs before him were nice and wouldn't hurt anyone. Also, he hates anyone that doesn't have dog experience. Whenever I invite new friends over I tell them "Don't look at him, pretend he doesn't exist. Don't be still. Be confident. Don't flinch! He won't hurt you." but whenever they show that they're scared, he gets aggressive. Help, /an/.

>>5066363
I must add that Pup is the nicest dog ever whenever he's with his friends. He also LOVES cats (a bit too much, he gets a few slaps whenever he meets a new one and only then he's less intense.)

>>5066355
What do you mean by "gets sad"? I literally can't leave my dog alone in my apartment because he'll bark super loud for like 1h. I've tried loading up the dog puzzles he normally loves so much with his favorite treats but when I come back they're untouched. Unsure what to do as well. I have to bring this dummy everywhere I go. Good thing my local corner store is nice enough to let me bring him in

>>5065086
>All you've done is make everyone hate your kind even more.
:/ Oh.... How do I fix that? I've been sure to post lots of pics of Anya getting whatever she wanted.

>>5066355
My dog and I have a "ritual" of getting a walk around the house and a little treat, and then she lays on her bed while I'm making my coffee.

>>5066396
you can't dog abuser

>>5065968
I ran her before feeding, but that's a good warning I suppose.
>>5065991
No. I was surprised that this evening she went RIGHT back to the vomit spot and tried to eat it again. Wasn't much left of it after the rain thankfully. Guess she gets no exercise for today since all she wanted to do was eat day-old vomit.
>>5065971
Both dogs use those maze-bowls.

Cookie

>>5063704 (OP)
How can I stop my dog from being an asshole when he meets other dogs while leashed? If I take him to the dog park and let him off leash he plays with everyone, super gentle and respectful smaller dogs or bigger dogs, great with kids, but when he's on a leash he barks at every dog he sees and scares people away

>>5063704 (OP)
>this was your first breed and you get the same breed every time for the rest of your life

>>5066480
Mine is the same way
He's doing his duty
Like a samurai protecting his master
Reprimand with kindness since he is dutiful

>>5063704 (OP)
>pitbull
>affectionate and trustworthy

>>5066218
Very clearly thin boned and a tiny head (bullys have large mastiff/bulldog head, and disproportionately thick bones) - she may not be "pure" ABPT but she's not a bully (unless you're using in it the sense of any potential "bull breed" mutt), she looks like she has zero bulldog admixture of any sort.

If anything though, I'd say the head looks like a SBT, though you were somewhat correct, she doesn't quite have the "long" look of a "proper" APBT, she's also fatter than a "usual" APBT so that can be skewing the "look"
>>5066296
The head shape from the side looks slightly more SBT than ABPT to me, but the way the back legs look definitely screams APBT rather than bully (bullys usually have a "weird" hotdog looking back end)

Noob question but does /dog/ have recommendations for books on dog training?

>>5066481
Husky

>>5066644
That's the face a dog makes when they found some fucked up way to escape your house at night and you only noticed 20 minutes after they left and you've veen running around with a flashlight trying to catch them and you finally found them, but they don't want to go back in and they let you walk about 10 feet close to them and then quickly run another 30 feet away from you and that goes on for like 30+ minutes until they accidentally corner themselves in a strangers yard and you finally get the leash on them. You're exhausted and happy they aren't hurt. No anger because you love your dog.

>>5066646
Skill issue

>>5066646
My dog would never be so undisciplined

>>5066531
cope

>>5066649
>>5066647
Pshh yeah you simply own inferior dogs

>>5066661
I own two huskies. No escapes. Perfect recall.

>>5066662
Ya and nintendo gifted me my dog.

>>5066369
nice tongue

>>5065765
>>5065838
That’s cat schizo. He saves pictures of peoples dogs and reposts them while claiming to be a zoophile, and then points at his own posts to accuse /dog/ of being full of zoophiles. He’s been less active lately because mods banned most of his proxies but early on he was so active he got 20-30 /dog/ posters to leave by larping as them, making sexual comments about peoples dogs, spamming AI generated garbage ( https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4631768/#4631961 ), linking beast porn, spamming beast porn, and eventually, spamming child porn.

>>5063704 (OP)
Dawg, chihuahua are NOT trust worthy.

>>5066687
besides anya abuser are there even zoos here?

>>5066711
only anyafag, who is going to kill himself soon anyways

>>5066711
if you consider every 1 in 75 people have those tendencies there's bound to be a couple, but usually you don't notice

>>5066712
if only we could be so lucky

>>5066714
It’s not 1 in 75. It’s less than 2 in 100, as nearly every zoophile in the west is lgbtq.

It might be 1:75 in your country, or 1:2 in the middle east/brazil/some other shithole

I'm spiritually a fatass and I taught my dog to pull me on a makeshift go-kart that hooks up to a hoverboard. He gets to get his energy out while I get to chill. I'm just lucky he listens when I tell him to stop.

I refilled my dogs water bowl and told him that was his dinner and he stared at me then gave me two little whines. I gave him his real dinner shortly aftwerwards.

OK, day three of dog-sitting my dad's lab and daschund. Attempted to take them for a walk. I didn't think the little one would go for a walk under any circumstances, as I've tried to walk him in the past, but he actually likes to walk with the lab-- but only with the lab present. I put her up, and he refused to leave the driveway.

The lab was horrible. They told me to walk her with a prong collar, which is what she used at an obedience school she went to. These cause pain to the dog when they tug at the leash, right? This dog was SCREAMING the entire time, non-stop high-pitched barking exceptionally loud, pulling extremely hard. I made her stop a few times, but she would immediately switch back on into full screaming-while-choked-with -steel-barbs mode the instant I took a step forward. I didn't yank on her leash, she just choked herself.

I think she did better the first time I walked her because I ran with her for a few minutes to help her get some energy out before slowing down to a (rapid) walk. I didn't want to do that this time since they had just eaten. But I'm pretty tempted to just let this dog be a veal the rest of her life. Sadly the little one will have to be too.

>>5066687
I come to /dog/ just to laugh at your retarded schizo rants

>>5066781
Abusive owners make dogs mentally ill like that. That is the behavior of an animal that had been controlled with pain and fear for their entire life.
>they just wouldnt submit to me, the alpha male. they must be broken or stupid. if they were smart they’d fucking LISTEN TO ME AFTER THE FIFTH FUCKING KICK AND STOP MAKING ME HURT THEM! A GOOD DOG OWNER HAS ANIMALS. THAT. OBEY. STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD STUPID DOG! -normie dog owners proving the gnostics right about most so called humans incarnating with animal souls
It takes an IQ of around 110 to actually be a person without exception. 75% of the united states doesn’t qualify.

Many of them just retreat into neglecting a cat to hide their subhumanity.

>>5066687
This is absolute truth and anyone who denies it has an agenda or is cat schizo

>>5066781
That sounds awful. You should yell at your dad for being a shittt dog owner.

>>5066781
your dad sounds like an alcoholic or a boomer

how stupid are these people? florida stupid?

>>5066782
Based

>>5066781
You should do the thing where you fake smack the dogs to see how bad they flinch. If they flinch really bad your dad definitely hits them.

>>5066687
so pitbull anon isn't a zoophile?

>>5066829
I believe him. Why boast on /trash/ and deny it here?

>>5066829
why would you ever believe a cat schizo bestiality accusation?

cat schizo repeated this same stupid false flag with leo's owner and went as far as writing a novel about his dog's weiner
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5053263/

this is what cat schizo actually looks like btw

>>5067143
I thought zhe looked more like this

>>5067134
he does post his dog here, if he confessed he would get ridiculed everytime he did. not accusing him of being a zoo or anything
>>5067143
damn, how far does this schizo go back?

>>5067148
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4268662/#4269843
He’s some esl cat freak who hates dogs despite being a zoophile. He posted his desk eventually. Cum stained qwertz keyboard. Also he spammed cp.

It’s actual schizophrenia, like ed gein. No rhyme or reason. The voices make him do it.

>>5067148
Nearly 10 years at this point...

>>5067148
There are so many schizos he could be, it might be a new schizo every year. One starts imitating and the old one quits.

If you’re auistic enough you can trace cat schizo images, sayings, and tendencies back to hitlerinafag going full dogfucker on /mu/ (he also posted his brothers dogs pussy here but the archive NO’d the image md5). And modern cat schizo can’t be sam, because sam died in a motorcycle crash.

Now THAT is mental illness. A succession of schizos.

>>5066797
My dad's an awful, terrible dog owner, but he doesn't hit his dogs. Maybe he uses food as treats too much so they do basic things they should already do. I'm just giving them their daily meals, minus the green beans since that's a bust anyway.
>>5066793
Yeah, he's a boomer. Probably didn't think I'd try to take the dogs for a walk since he doesn't.
>>5066790
He is, and I will one day, probably when this dashund dies. I don't think there's any saving that dog at this point, he's so mentally broken. All he cares about is eating food and sometimes feces.

>>5063764
sudo: timed out reading password
sudo: a password is required

>>5066797
I just tried this with my dog whom I never hit only yelled at him for undesirable behavior and he flinched. What the fuck does it mean, I'm worried.

Anyone else going to make a felt hat from their dog's shedded undercoat?

what are your dog's names?

>>5067617
The Mindfucker (he opened the door once)

>>5067148
kekke's been spamming 4chan at least 10 years.
>>5067145
he's some sort of aussie wog with agp. so similar but more brown. and i don't think he actually has a cat.

>>5067143
>he got banned
probably because dox is against the rules
cat schizo actually looks like that

aussiedoo 'em!

>>5067713
>Ban evading
The anti cat schizo's mental illness knows no bounds

>>5067717
Not everyone who has a problem with your cat worship and zoophilia is the same person.

No matter how much you spam, 4chan will always be a dog website, cats will always be the antithesis of animals and nature, and cat people will always be twice as likely to have schizophrenia as normal people (aka dogchads).

>>5067724
Has he posted a picture of his cat? I don't think he has one. He's a no-life freak who is addicted to spamming. He spams many other boards when he's not on /an/. His entire life revolves around spamming 4chan.

>>5067728
i think he did

Its a brownish gray and longer haired cat. Kind of ugly.

>>5067724
>>5067728
>>5067732
>Schizo is samefagging now
Lmao what a waste of oxygen you are

>>5067617
you just know

My dog climbed on the table and ate a whole bunch of grapes
I'm on my way to the emergency department I hope she doesn't die

>>5067772
Why are you posting on 4chan while driving? Either way good luck hope she makes it.

>>5067773
She's on a drip for the night, they didn't manage to make her vomit enough. She's already a very fearful dog, I hope all this will not break her mental state even more

>>5067789
damn..keep us updated, hope she makes it healthy

>>5067734
>obsessive schizo samefagger thinks everyone else is also a schizo samefagger
Lel take your meds kekke you brown troon freak

My dog brought a fucking random ass cat inside my house.
>Have dog door
>Let dog outside because I live on a half-acre
>So he can roam and sunbathe
>Hear him at the dog door
>Wondering what the hell he is doing
>Keeps pawing the door
>Opens the dog door for the cat
>Cat comes in and then he does
Does this mean I own a cat now?

>>5067823
Chinese takeout. He’s saving it for later.

cat microchips can be wiped btw. They’re usually less robust than the dog ones.

>>5067823
>HEY I HAVE A GREAT HOUSE WANT TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT?
>meow
>COOOOOL

animals. what are they thinking

Just lost my dog to kidney failure, she was a 9 year old lab, i got her at a dog shelter when she was 10 months old.
Please tell me i did the right thing to put her down. She refused to eat her favorite food, and only drank a tiny bit for 2 days. She started throwing up this bright yellow, really bad smelling bile, and completely refused to drink for a full day after that. I brought her in, and spent my last moments with her. She could not walk, and i had to carry her into my car, and into the vet. The veterinarian after careful consideration told me that putting her to sleep would be the best option, and even if I put her on fluids, due to her age, it would just prolong her suffering.

I think my dog understood, i'm not sure. I laid by her side and cried, giving her pats and scratches in her favorite spots until she slept, and passed away.

I'm still doubting myself if it was the right call, she was such a good dog, she was my dog, not just my parent's dog when i was younger. She was my first dog i had when i moved out on my own

im having such a hard time to cope, i literally did some Christmas shopping for her a few days ago for a new toy.

Look.
Basically I'm just not gonna stop spamming /dog/.
I know.. UGH I know.. IM SORRY!
It's just that I'm not going to stop it is all.
HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kekke

What a thread. Maybe it's the bubble I'm in, but it feels like more people are enjoying /dog/.

It's fun.

>>5067883
The captcha got updated and it cut down on bot activity. /pol/ was slow as molasses and basically 10 schizophrenics talking to each other for a few hours. Telling. Whenever the captcha lags watch how /pol/ changes its funny.

>>5067873
You did the right thing. Pets don't have a concept of "noble suffering", they are simply in pain that they don't understand and you as her favorite person were with her during her last moments.
I'm always a wreck after losing pets, but something that helps is having more than one, so you keep going for the sake of the pets you lost. Hope you feel better soon, anon.

>>5067873
your dog was dying anyways. you just made it happen a day sooner and by falling asleep instead of writhing in pain while vomiting.

i am generally against QOL euthanasia when people kill their dog because they just sleep a lot instead of being cute and entertaining but what you did was the moral equivalent of delivering a mercy kill to someone who just lost everything from the ribs down in an industrial accident or received 1000x the fatal dose of radiatio

>>5067887
true but its irrelevant in context of /an/ and /dog/

You ALWAYS have to remember the angle and modus operandi of the subhumans posting on this website, and brown spics literally have "try and become white O GOD PLEASE BECOME WHITE AND GET THEIR ACCEPTANCE" as the core part of their culture

see this shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanqueamiento

and yes hispanics are still a minority but it's because they're racially a weak and fragile race like south asians (indians). normally they're stuck with just owning pitbulls/chihuahuas but chicanos/mexicans suck ass at it so they've been forced into owning huskies/wolfdogs as a refugee breed after being bullied for decades by superior shepherd and gundog owners (and every other Aryan breed in america)

hell a lot of them are probably here on American websites speaking English because they got bullied off the spanish speaking internet. It's certainly very common on /int/ that spain and other flags bully mexicans and chicanos and they've mentioned decade old schizo wars on old spic internet websites.

>>5067912
Here’s a bot that slipped through.

>>5067914
you should give spiteposting/grudgeposting a go, it's a lot of fun! the true usecase for 4chan

>>5067921
Non sequitur. Malfunctioning bot confirmed.

>>5067923
>>520382885
>non-sequitur
>refutes nothing I said
I accept your full and unconditional surrender, faggot.

>>5067923
>non-sequitur
>refutes nothing I said
I accept your full and unconditional surrender, faggot.

>>5067887
So pol is like pretty much every other hobby board? /p/ is like 15-20 people and half of them just argue about the same thing constantly. It's kinda weird how you can sorta tell it's such a tiny group of people still hanging around for some reason..

>>5067832
Subhuman hands typed this post

>>5067950
>nooo you cant take the outdoor cat you need to return it to its "owner" so it can keep being a stray
toxo

>feeling unnaturally down as of late
>hug dog
>seems to recognize this
>fall asleep spooning dog
>wake up in awkward snuggle

>oh I'm not an irresponsible owner, I pick up after my baby
>leaves a huge disgusting shit smear on the pavement
Dog owners should be forced to carry a bucket of soapy water and a brush at all times.

>>5068105
Good morning. I hope you have a great dogday.

>>5068105
Just give your dog metamucil or have them shit on boomers worthless monoculture turf. Front lawn grass exists to be a dog toilet. It has no other function.

I think I have bipolar depression. Can anyone give me some life advice? Also how do I train my dog to help me cope?

>>5068138
Easy stuff you can try: Go outside in the morning to get sun, exercise, eat clean, avoid cortisol inducing media, Supplement magnesium l-threonate, and vitamin D3

Harder stuff: find purpose in your life, find faith in a higher power through spirituality or religion


I would suggest training your dog to do agility courses or scentwork so you spend a lot of time running around with your dog outside having fun.

>>5068138
Oh yeah another good one to try. Find some way to be creative each day. Writing, drawing, painting, photography, music etc. Doesn't matter if you suck at first just choose one you like and do it. You'll get better in no time if you stick to it for a while. :D

If I want a Border Collie do I need to get sheep? I'd rather not. I can take them hiking very often if that's a fine substitute, but if I have to it's not impossible.

>>5068105
I was on a walk and I saw poop bags on the ground. Why would someone go through the effort of picking up the poop but leaving the bag there is beyond me.

>>5068138
I can tell you what to NOT do
- Being immobile, stillness brings medical problems
- Having an irregular sleep schedule
- Using screens too much (they amplify the previous two problems)
- Using screens to stoke your negative emotions
- Having vapid goals
- Chase happiness
- Following your impulses

>>5068189
Why specifically a border collie?

>>5066412
not an abuser.
>>5066711
yeah. There's leto, lemur, husky, and stink cat.
>>5066712
This puts a smile on my face.

>>5068412
Does husky own heather? Proof they’re a zoo and this isn’t cat schizo at it again?

Satisfying a dog is abuse?

>>5067793
She's very healthy, no kidney problems and no blood problems. Turns out she behaved really well in the center and was one of the least annoying dogs, so no problems for her mental state either. She looks goofy with part of her paw shaved off