videogame bυttsluts

>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>936782257 (OP)
So my posts get me warnings and bans but this thread is gonna stay up huh?

>>936782259
what's wrong with this thread?

>>936782260
It smells.

My wife, Elizabeth.

>>936782257 (OP)
post the rhythmic gif

>Autistic hyperfocusing on a single image that he will obsess over for the next couple years

shes not getting blacked how am i supposed to beat my meat to it

>>936782257 (OP)

>>936782262
>My wife, Elizabeth.

>>936782257 (OP)
>bυttsluts

i understand why men like it up the ass because it feels good to get your prostate pounded, but i don't understand why women like anal

>>936782268
Protip: They don't. If any woman tells you otherwise she's lying to you.

>>936782267
Good one, but I'm her adult human husband.

>>936782268
If they're hypersensitive then taking it up the ass is less overwhelming. If you've been with a chick that actually complains about you being too big then that's kind of the second go-to.

>>936782258
>>936782261
Brown hands typed this, because only non-white women smell.

>>936782269
i was dating a girl for a while who would only let me fuck her ass. i thought she just loved anal but it turned out she didn't think i was worthy to smash her puss

>>936782268
in about 40% of women the pudendal nerve (the one that causes orgasm) is close enough to the rectal wall to be stimulated through it

>>936782262
Shota semen

>>936782257 (OP)
pawg alert

>>936782273
>Things that literally never happened
You literally could have just stuck it in her fucking pussy of your own free will. Congratulations, buttcuck.

what does hotdogging feel like bros?

i prefer small, yet perky/shapely butts lately

>>936782262
hotwife you mean

the thought of anal is better than the reality of it (it fucking smells and it's painfully tight)

>>936782262
i appreciate your body of work on this board and elsewhere, elizabeth poster!

>>936782275
Very possible.
>>936782282
Goes without saying, really.

>>936782283
>and it's painfully tight
Quit taking it up the associated then, FAGGOT.

>>936782257 (OP)
>>936782258
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>936782257 (OP)
This girl almost got me downloading her game from her skins alone

>>936782284
And Lizzie appreciates your replies and/or donations!

>>936782283
Fortunately reality is far more diverse in its experiences than your personal ones.

>>936782283
i had anal described to me as "gravel-y" and i lost all interest in ever pursuing it

>>936782292
only if she shoves rocks up her ass wtf

>>936782291
diverse in experiences like increased rates of anal cancer, syphilis, HIV, herpes, having shit on your dick etc.

>>936782294
you get cooties on your dick if you use a pussy so you lose no matter what

>>936782295
Pussies are made for sex, your anus is not. Though if you like it so much maybe consider taking it up the ass yourself.

>>936782296
why would anal sex be pleasurable then?
something like 40% of women report having had heterosexual anal sex at some piont

>>936782297
God is gay

>Showing up to an ass thread to talk about cancer and actual shit
Having syphilis and shit on your dick is the least of your problems, make sure your brain doesn't have either

Skill issues in this thread.

My GF has no problems taking my above average micro penis in her ass with lube and stretching.

Does anybody have the webm of the gacha bunny girl where her tail boings she gets zapped and braps or something that shit makes me laugh hysterically

>>936782277

>>936782277
>>936782302
>no pubes

>>936782303
Good.

>>936782257 (OP)

>>936782302
Sex with sponges.

>>936782257 (OP)
These threads are like 99% fan art.

>>936782300
anyone who isn't stupid knows you should stretch the chick's butt with fingers and toys before putting your dick in

>>936782292
ime it is pretty "velvety," I enjoyed it
>tfw big dick and girls can't take you in their cute butts
life is pain

>>936782266
That's almost a haiku

>>936782257 (OP)
anal is disgusting and a shitskin sex act
ass is only to like in how it fill out and complements the hips

>>936782267
why did she become the face of knotted.com

>>936782311
>anal is disgusting
that's why it's hot

>>936782257 (OP)
What vidya is this braphog from

>>936782311
>to like in how it fill out

>>936782311
Did you have a stroke typing this while thinking about how much you hate brown people?

>>936782315
ass makes hips better
ass on its own is gross

>>936782257 (OP)
Videogame..... butt...... thread?

>>936782311
t. ESL brownoid

girls have three holes and anal is hot because therye dedicated enough to you to give you all 3. that's it. thats the entire idea. anything else is armchair Freud giga cope or seethe that they're not getting any.

>>936782311
ESL

>>936782318
Wait a minute, I recognize that ass

>>936782272
AGP-driven green hands typed this because can't handle the "le *farts* meme" bantz

>>936782321
>>936782319
seethe more ass lovers

>>936782324
I will seethe into how to like I am being of the liking ass.

>>936782324
>Come into a thread about butts
"I HATE BUTTS"
retard

>>936782321
>>936782319
t. UOL seething greenoid

>>936782325
>>936782326
i can shit on your fetish as much as i want
oh wait
you probably love shit too

>>936782327
Why do the aliens from tau ceti 5 even post here?

>>936782257 (OP)

>>936782328
You are probably of the loving of the thing I am not being to liking!!!

can't believe your preferences aren't exactly mine

>>936782302
Is that 2B's boyfriend? Did they break up?

>>936782269
>always this bait
Analbro here. Couldn't be further from the truth

>>936782259
Because no one likes you.

>>936782262
Why was this bitch popular?

>>936782331
I do am loving the boobs and milkies and not the shit makers

>>936782328
When you see a white woman who happens to have a big butt is your first thought "niggers" or are you normal and understand women cant control their genetics and men like whatever they want

>>936782335
Why wouldn't she be?

>>936782336
All I'm saying is if your first language isn't English you're not in any position to be calling others subhuman or whatever. Odds are your country is a shithole (lol).

Or in a way you'll understand:

People are are being of the glass house shouldn't ams be throwing the rockstone.

Seggs with mina

>>936782257 (OP)
MAMMA MIA

>>936782339
I still dont give a fuck
ass = you are a nigger
now get a real argument shit eater

>>936782342
Thanks I'll happily take all white women with fat asses because you're either a jealous woman or a retarded aryan larping faggot

>>936782342
Women in my city (this is a large village) can afford to eat well enough to have hips tits and ass. We don't all have to get our milk from the one local milkmaid in the village.

big butts are good pillows to sleep on

>>936782262
More like Ejizzabeth

>>936782343
>>936782344
why do you like ass

>>936782346
Elizabutt?

>>936782347
https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/3507/20150303/scientists-say-that-women-with-bigger-butts-give-birth-to-smarter-kids.htm

Evolution.

>>936782347
it's soft and squishy with a bit of springiness, it feels good to grab

>>936782312
Noname55

>>936782349
>bigger butts
probably related to the hips so less brain damage from birth

>>936782350
such traits are not limited to butts

Every ass thread always devolves into someone saying big asses are for black men and it's either people honest about their fetish or some retarded racist saying big hips and ass is for niggers and that white people only love tits. Are they both not essentially saying the same thing here both may as well have just said Built for BBC? Retarded if you ask me desu. You just want your entire race replaced if you want to give away your curvy women because "le nigger bait" lmfao. Hot women are hot who gives a fuck if you prefer ass or tits. Anyways videogames.

>>936782353
I said asses are only good for making the hips look good
Like hips + ass is good
liking just ass itself is gross

I'm white and I like flat to C cup tits, a nice little butt with wide hips

Zelda's perfect ass

>>936782275
Wrong.
Booker semen in there.
She's a daddy's girl.

>>936782357
He wouldn't fuck his own daughter right...?

Anal takes prep work and forethought, so it is mostly a light skinned activity.

Shitskins are bad at thinking ahead and are bad at planning. This is why there's something called colored people time because they're almost always late and require a lightskin to remind them. This lack of forethought also makes shitskins more likely to be grazers. Animals that are always eating and snacking.

Anal requires eating a clear liquid diet for several days before the act, which shitskins are incapable of.

I work in a hospitable and every single shitskin breaks the NPO/CL and surgeries have to be cancelled. Then they cry racism that their mammy is going to die.

>>936782353
I assume it's anti-bbc schizos. They instinctively think of bbc when they see a nice ass.

>>936782288

Is that... SNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFF... Garlic chutney my dear?? Delectable.

>>936782352
No. The type of fat stored on thighs and ass is healthy for brain development. Try reading instead of assuming. No wonder everyone in your hamlet is dumb.

sloppa

>>936782362
then people should be more intelligent nowadays because women are all obese but that isn't the case

>>936782363
>watermarking your sloppa
>patreon
grim

>>936782262
Is she the only huge SFM porn star that never actually made it to Blender?

>>936782363
the ass lovers show their final form as faggots

>>936782363
yikes

>>936782257 (OP)
>you can literally see her asshole
lol

>>936782367
the boobs lovers show their final form as morons

>>936782363
that's a dude..

>>936782363

>>936782356
Is that a brapper?

Captcha: P00S2W

>>936782257 (OP)
My favorite

>>936782354
Great observation Timmy, how was 6th grade today?

>>936782371
more cope and seethe

>>936782292
not really but once you push past the initial opening, it kind of feels like a void. the only part that applies any kind of pressure to your dick is the sphincter. whereas pussy is nice and gooey all the way through. it's different but good in its own way

Maliketh, my beloved

>>936782358
She would fuck her own father.
>>936782366
But she has!

>>936782268
As someone who likes anal, it's not always the prostate. It's sensitive and all, but I really like the stretch and the first 3-4" inches inside are really sensitive, in most cases I don't even bother with the prostate stimulation because things end too quickly then. And before you ask, yes, passing a massive log can give me a half-chub.
I also have lesbian friends (not trannies) who are into anal as well. Some people were just made for it.

this thread became MORE videogame related once it left /v/, what the fuck?

>>936784752
many such cases

>>936782341
thats fucking awesome