/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/HQrrSZiHF20?si=gG0mJg-cz5cx6nql

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

why can't waifufags define a waifu?

>kneesocks claimed

>>936952287 Kermit
Wonderful!
Me? Do nothing but chores on my day off? No, never.

>>936954229
As well you shouldn't. Treat yourself to some R&R damnit!
Aight, time to go. See you later Kneesocks.

Niggers

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>936953745 (OP)
Ohayou.

>>936954229
Proof that Kneesocks exists!

>>936954953
Kero of the morning to you!

>QOTT:
Name one food you enjoy but your waifu is definitely not having.
>Suzuka
I don't think Suzuka is much for Bacon Quarter Pounder with Cheese from McDonald's, or fries.

>>936954953
Good night frog

>>936955886
Indeed, photo proof and everything! Good morning Suzuka claimer

>>936955886
Oh, and the question!
Hmm. I feel like just the general junk food would be the easy answer. I feel she would be revolted by chilli cheese fritos.

>>936955886
Yo.

>>936956645
>I feel she would be revolted by chilli cheese fritos.
But as a demon, can she not consume endless amounts of junk food without worry?
But I can relate; I can't stand chili cheese Fritos anymore.
How are you today?

>>936956769
Answer the QOTT, lazy.
Anything new?

>>936957062
Beautiful Takane.

>>936957349
I dont know what to answer to those things.
Not really.

Mornin' Mornin'

>Food I would have, that Akari would not.
There's plenty I can see her never getting, but I wonder if there is stuff she wouldn't have if it was my treat...

>>936957577
Would Seija snus?
Seijasnus?
Well nothing bad, at least. When do you go back to classes?

>>936957758
Good morning Akari claimer. How are the kitties!
Somehow I don't see Akari eating big greasy onion rings. Then again, maybe you don't eat onion rings either.

>>936957349
I suppose gluttony would be one of the cardinal sins. Something obvious may be angel food cake then.
I'm well! Getting some chores done on my day off. Some lawn care, dishes, laundry and general cleaning. I may tackle my bear of a kitchen today, so there's that.
And yourself? Doing well?

>>936957758
Morning Akari.
Free food is good food, mad respect.

Deer god, what an appropriate song to come on during this convo.
https://youtu.be/ioTQ7erZD1c?si=ETsPXM19Y6j2owsJ

>>936957973
Maybe.
I have no idea.

>>936957349
Hi Suzuka Claimer. How are you?
QOTT
She might not want to eat poutine. It's too rich for some and I could see her not liking how overly full it can make you feel.

>>936956565
Hi Kneesocks Claimer

>>936957758
Hi Akari Claimer

>>936957992
Love that image.
I'm fine, just tired. I woke up way too early but I have too many things to do to go back to sleep. Hopefully I don't burn myself out and feel miserable the rest of the day.

>>936957998
Man of few words.
You don't know when you go back to class?

>>936957973
I most definitely onion rings.
I don't remember her caring about her weight and such. It might have come up...
Oh well, she's trying to fatten up others, anyway.
The kitties are all good. Though one is currently without a name, since it turns out they're three boys after all.
I am still in kitty heaven. It's so fun. (Tiring!)

>>936957992
Hahaha, agreed. Though my friend and I often make sport out of who gets to pay for the other.
Hmm. I know quite a few Ken Ashcorp songs, butnot that one.

>>936958044
Hiya hiya.
All good?

>>936958071
Stylishzu

>>936958155
nope, ill keep myself in the dark as long as I can.

>>936958044
Hello Vivian claimer!
Ghosts can get full? Interesting.

>>936958071
I hate to think what Anzu wouldn't eat. Do you eat salads?

>>936958159
Quite good. Bf is coming by later and I'm making some pasta for dinner.

>>936958237
I'm not sure but in her on model design and a lot of her art she does have a belly. Now I'm having flashbacks to the food scene in Casper lol

>>936958322
I really should find some good pasta nearby. 'cuz every time the word drops, I want pasta. ...but no cooking.
Have a nice time.

>>936958377
Daww. I'd invite you if I could. No one should be denied pasta lol

>>936958435
Hah, might have taken you up on it too.
Only time I get my pasta fix is when I visit mom's (which I do weekly), and they happen to be having pasta.
Used to get heat-up ones from the grocery store. Not bad, not... great.
The real solution is to not be lazy and make it myself... but that's not happening.

>>936958593
Yeah, frozen just can't compare with homemade.

>>936958678
That's true for many things.
I do have a loooot of frozen pizza though, and I like 'em.

>>936958880
Same. I like making homemade pizza but I also keep some frozen ones to just throw in the oven.

>>936958044
Good afternoon Viv, claimer how are we today?

>>936958155
Well good. I can understand tha5, running on about 4 hours myself. Coffeeand water! Get er done, the reward of work will make it just.

>>936958159
I am my family's garbage disposal. I like most food and I hate waste, great combo. Thank heavens for my constant excercising or I'd be huge.
I know right? I really hope he comes back soon, I loved all of it.

What's with all of these eating songs today.
https://youtu.be/m2OR_JaXDaM?si=XsY-tas_TaeBJH-Q

>>936958934
I always have a stash.
That, chicken and ribs.
And my massive stockpile of various drinks.

>>936959240
Hah, I think I fill the same role.
Medical condition not fun, but somehow it seems to cap my weight at not very much.
>Hope he comes back soon.
Can't say I ever saw something new come out.

>>936959240
Very good. Working on game stuff and having pasta dinner with my bf later.

>>936959311
I used to keep a lot of General Tsos in the freezer until I found a really good crockpot recipe for homemade.

>>936959364
>General Tso
I wonder what that is like. As I do with all those chains we wouldn't have here.

>>936959522
It's like a spicy, sweet sauce on chicken. It's usually fried but the crockpot recipe is pulled chicken instead. You make it and then throw in your veggies and pour that over rice. It is fantastic.

>>936959311
Its a good role, very useful!
Yeah, good in everything they say. I have lead feet from falling and slamming into stuff all the time.

>>936959313
Nice, sounds good!
Oh, session zero was the other day right? How was it?

>>936959752
It went very well. Everyone enjoys their heroes and is having a blast with the over the top plot.

>>936959664
....I am now officially hungry.
I'm gonna order chinese. Pasta might be difficult , but we've got asian places aplenty.
>>936959819
Aw, nice to hear!

>>936959752
And I play it gladly.
...? good in everything? What did I miss?

>>936959871
Sounds yummy. Hope you enjoy.

>>936958071
Kill yourself pedo faggot shit eating niggr liberal commie piece of shit.

>>936960029
Oh, I'm sure I will.
How many people are playing in your hero game?

Foxfu.

>>936960153
Four. It's a fairly balanced group.
>Gun guy
>Wizard
>Spy
>Guy who can grow to huge sizes

>>936960224
Kill yourself

>>936960258
Nice and varied.
Is it an "everyone has/many people have powers" kinda setting? Do the spy and the gun guy?

>>936960268
PEDO ALERT
PEDO ALERT
PEDO ALERT

>he's still trying
Schzo kek.

>>936960304
im of age and hopefully so is everyone else so you don't have to tell me you're around

>>936960301
Lots of people have powers in the game. The gun guy and the spy both sort of have powers but not flashy ones. The spy has an uncontrolled psychic ability where the moment you can't see her, all memory of her is gone from your mind. The gun guy is a member of a subservient clone race that die off quickly due to not having a good survival instinct, but when he dies he wakes up as a new one.

>>936960366
You should be trying you know killing yourself

>>936960396
>all memory of her is gone from your mind.
That's a tough one to roleplay.
Cool idea on the gundude, too.

Sorry my pedo alarm went off when Shane posted

The only thing I should try is laugh even harder at you lmao, but I'm kinda tired. And you're not worth a nickel anyways.

>>936959819
That sounds wonderful, always cathartic to pop that cork.

>>936959871
Oh, like Ying and yang. Perspective, I thought that's where your comment came from.
In the light light of the sun shining on the mountain, there darkness too is cast. And so too the inverse, for every darkness there is light in its creation.

>>936960224
Oi!

>>936960454
Yeah her backstory is a bummer and she just joined the team. A trick involving AR Gear is helping them keep her in their memory. She's a great fit and the one running her is a long time friend.

>>936960579
Indeed. It always feels like game may never happen until that first session.

>>936960489
im very expensive i costed the state so much

>>936960579
Oi. Suppity sup?

>>936960224
Yiff in hell furfagging faggot piece of shit.

>>936960579
Oh, no, not at all. I was being very literal. My medical issues are a permanent issue, but at least I don't seem to have to mind what I eat very much.
I don't often wax poetic.

>>936960636
Hey man, you've been doing this for over a decade, right? I guess you're the kind of players that are dedicated and experienced enough to pull something like that off, and I think that's pretty cool.
Nerd-cool, ya know? But cool to me.

>ur not wurff a nickl!!
>keeps responding
Stupid fucking yiffing retarded butch.

>>936960754
Thanks. She had the seed idea but I helped her make the character into like an ex-spy that got burned by accident. And nerd cool is still cool.

UwU wat u mean sex wib ammimals is wrong??

>>936959313
>having pasta dinner with my bf later.
kill yourself fag

>>936960636
And then the SCHEDULING, my old crew was so hit or miss. We'd be lucky to get like three sessions a month during the school year.

>>936960684
Chores, glorious chores. Yourself?

>>936960754
Oh fair, so was I with the whole lead feet thing. Its comical how often i trip over things and have no reaction and go on like normal. Crazy good balance now.
I do, far too often.

Oh look there goes the other waste. These guys combined value still keeps one in debt lmao, even on the black market. Mild chuckle.

>>936959313
>bf
Disgusting.
Fags should be drowned in barrels of acid.

>>936960917
Furries should be brutally murdered by blunt force trauma.

>>936960917
Debt is something you fear. 2022 for belials birthday countdown in the aki thread you discussed such

>>936960915
Another good but tiresome week on my project. Shit's going faster than expected.Chill now, planning to enjoy the weekend.

>>936960915
We do weekends and some random weekdays depending on schedules. We just finished a year long D&D campaign before we restarted this.

>>936958593
>The real solution is to not be lazy and make it myself... but that's not happening.
Why not? Cooking pasta is quite easy, and you could appreciate it as something Akari would critique you on.
Pot, water, with a handful of salt in the water. Bring to boil. Add pasta of choice (I'm partial to garden spirals). Boil the indicated time, stirring occasionally. Once time is up, drain, and stir in olive oil to keep the pasta from sticking together.
It's very easy; almost as easy as posting in /waifu/!

>>936958678
Frozen pasta is heresy.

>>936958880
Frozen pizza is wonderful.

>>936959240
But I want to sleep...

>>936960224
The foxiest of fus.

>>936961014
Catch AIDS and die faggot.

>>936961014
Dat tummy though

>>936961061
It's fine until you compare it to fresh and homemade. I picked up some apple moonshine bratwursts to go with mine for later.

>>936961156
Yiff in hell with him. Nigger.

>frozen pizza is an affeont to pizza
Muh chianti and fava beans

mfkers are the types to buy organic to seem affluent. Faggots are the type to prefer the bread pizza of Italy over american despite american is considered favorite of mist everyone besides hipsters

And it's that easy to make the blood boil in schizos.

>>936961061
Agreed. It's in the job description.

>>936961156
But wait, there's more.

I won't eat that beef unless it's wagyu face ass

>>936961210
Faggots think they're cultured. They say and do that shit to try and come off as "intellectuals" to distance from their obvious insanity of being liberals and faggots, troons, or furfags.

https://youtu.be/MpSKn9URoCA?si=j2OxdAaBZjf5XH9q

>>936961261
>implying YOU make anyone's blood boil
top kek

>>936961261
Gorgeous

It will, after we get enough shit to give at least one of the schizos another +2 years in the pokie. It's gonna be golden, just like the first time.

>>936961376
Indeed. Let's just hope they won't fuck it up in part 2.

>>936961441
Uh huh. Sure thing faggot. Pretty sure your beastiality fetish is illegal.

>>936961290
yea it's funny also because it's a dude who is recognized by dominos staff and like barely different than frozen

>>936961441
Oh so you're a snitch

>>936961781
>libersl
>fag
>furry
Of course it's a little bitch.

>>936961014
Always good to hear! Shows the crew is working at peak efficiency.
Enjoy it! It only happens once a week.

>>936961045
Now that's peak, consistency with a campaign is fantastic.
I'd have a previously on schtick every time we got back together. It was super fun though. Loved having a recap like it was an episode of lost or something.

>>936961061
Work first, then sleep! The sleep is the reward!

https://youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w?si=6d0fEQRmzw_x3cWp

>>936960915
...I mean, as long as you don't fall, it's not the worst thing.
If you do, it's a little rough, suirely.

>>936961061
>Why not?
Because I'm lazy.
>you could appreciate it as something Akari would critique you on.
Once I can actually get that feedback, I'd cook meals for her. Until then... nah.
Thank you regardless.
>Frozen pizza is wonderful.
Amen.

>>936960821
Very good. Let me know how it goes in practice!
Nerd cool is still cool. I just like to clarify.

>>936961911
One exception, but you're mostly right. I'm actually kinda proud of them. They're decent learners.

>>936961911
>I'd have a previously on schtick every time we got back together.
I love those. I was thinking of doing one like The Aquabats Supershow.

>>936961965
No worries. And it seems good so far.

>>936962008
Get in the gas chamber yiffing freak.

>>936961965
I have not fallen over in like 6 years. I don't count the handful of times I've ran into street signs on my bicycle. And I've only hit the ground like twice, so that's okay.

>>936962008
There will always be chaff in the wheat. Nice to here there's such little chaff!

>>936962057
YES! I can hear it already.
When last we left our heroes, they were left in dire straights from the slippery Sog Meiser! Will our heroes prevail from this precarious predicament? Or will they drown in dissapoint? Find out on this week's episode!

>>936962317
Suck his dick and catch AIDS bitch.

>>936962317
I've not fallen from my bicycle in maybe a decade. Before that though, I've had my fair share.

>>936962317
I'm never not jealous of that gorgeous controller. I should see if I can paint one violet and yellow.
And I just love the over the top voice.

>>936962526
UwU

get that brony cancer outta here

>>936963314
Bronies should be shot in the intestines with large calibur ammunition. Or a glorious 12ga.

This would be quite funny to use.

>>936962370
Its the whole blind thing, it's fine.
Although it does look weird when I start loudly laughing at myself and the hilarity of it all.

>>936962426
Nothing stopping you! Although I will say if you do it yourself, even a clear coat will rub off after mass use. Really happy with it too, I've got these stick covers that match kneesocks' eyes coming in the mail too.

>>936963988
I might get one of my players to do it and pay them. They're way better at craft stuff.
> I've got these stick covers that match kneesocks' eyes coming in the mail too.
Nice.

need new osu maps.

>>936964248
Smart move, much more special that way too!

>>936965121
>>936964650
>>936964248
>>936963988
Kill yourselves tranny faggots.

https://youtu.be/iRpULXhZfsw?si=Iy1H2OGlpjd2j8j1

>>936965121
Truth. Plus purple is my favorite color.

>>936965588
A wonderful color!

>>936965892
Good night sweet prince.

Claim

>>936966254

>>936963988
Oh shit, right. I hadn't thought of that.
And yes, I imagine so.

im heading to the store then going to drink a beer or 2. I have 4days till 2.1

it's really nice out like 75 because there was a rainstorm. i might drink outside

>>936967108
consoom

>>936968536
The world is a marketplace innit
Gluttonous creatures are we not

>>936967620
Extremely cute

it has begun

What's my body count? I'm not
Ice-T
I'm a Cop Killer, shit, I might be Ice-T (Woooo!)
Got a brick of Coco in the whip, I might be Ice-T (Woooo!)
I can bless you if you want, shit, ask me nicely (Woooo!)
Moving weight, I got keys like valet Ship worldwide like Dalé (Woooo!)
I can do this shit all day

pour me me something tall and strong
make it a hurricane before i go insane

it's a hit

hey siri how do i shot web

pro tip pills crushed with lidocaine but dry it crush again and you can make a quick dub make sure it's sugar pill because real pills are too bitter that's if they try it

>>936970662
I can show you how to shoot cum. Tak penis in hand move it back and forth tightly but not too tight at a rapid pace and believe

'Cause there is love, and joy, and laughter
Who cares if it's wrong or right?
We had so much fun, so thank you
We had so much fun, so thank you
We had so much fun, so thank you and good night

maromi theme paranoia agent
https://youtu.be/nzlkKPEpp_8?=L3ZneKFDsJShzf13

>>936972392
Where's your boyfriend?

>>936972439
I-i am them

TTD

>>936972493
I didn't know you were trans

maybe im not maybe i am literally no way of telling

>>936972586
Sounds like gender dysphoria to me, tranny

how use tripcode

>>936973337
>>936973305
>>936972657
kys faggot. i remember when you first posted despite accusations because i was literally around

>>936973409
idk who that text poster is or you
and I dont care

>>936973442
thats fine and best. They're lurkers anyways.

Sayaka is now claimed ITT~

saint saiya banger
https://youtu.be/pfcgz8K_QVk?=Vr4Dcsawsrv2hiC6

pegasus fantasy

Reminder i banished nep pretty much permanently
cant say goodbye - saint seiya
https://youtu.be/3dyP8IJcYwk?=B6XZJMOMk1dmIVN8

>>936974112
Proof?

>>936974157
zhas he posted recently? nope besides once. Nigger gone choosing another avatar for me to fuck up

>>936974199
How do you know he's banished?

>>936974417
He can show himself me and others will tell him fuck off. Ramdy knows his actual voice as a dude using hrt. he's literally a tranny hrt future operation everything

>>936974609
Okay, but how do you know he's banished?

>>936974669
He's a literal tranny he won't post unless people keep his his ass

>>936974711
He could've been the guy who was shitposting about you and randy being in a relationship. Then again, how would you know if it was him?

he paints his nails and wears women clothes hes a literal tranny

>>936974767
that faggot is literally a tranny

>>936974853
That doesn't answer my question

>>936974893
Nogger you're a lurker i don't have to notice you. He's a literal provable tranny

>>936974950
How do you know I'm not nep?

>>936974977
don't care. i understand spanking sh slang btw or regional differences so go ahead it's not translatable

>>936975029
What

english is easy to translate but actual words spanish doesn't have equivalent translation including other languages

>>936975094
So I could be nep and you wouldn't know because I'm speaking English?

>>936975188
No you can't understand regional dialects differences unless you interact with them

>>936975231
So don't use regional dialects. Thanks

NIGGERS
ALL OF YOU
BURN NIGGERS BURN BURN BURN

i use mexico city because im nasty asf

>>936975286
How do you feel about maysissy being trans?>>936972586

>>936975332
im literally not trans im hyper masculine

>>936975380
Probably due to the testosterone you've been taking

>>936975403
>ask for vulgarotu
>literally mexico city

>>936975519
What does that have to do with you being trans tho?

>>936975549
it has everything
it's the nonpersonal capitol
vilgar central
Where are you actually from?

>>936975623
I don't know, where am I from?

>>936975332
You're all faggots to me.
Nigger.

>>936975668
speak your native language and i can tell

>>936975701
How?

>>936975723
use a word or pronounce it in vocaroo i can tell immediately

>>936975751
Balls

like telm saod before you don't actually speak spanish

>>936975786
I thought I was just a lurker tho?

>>936976029
i just pissed

>>936976100
In the toilet, I hope

>>936976155
yes

>>936976177
So am I nep or not?

>>936976216
i have to wait but you such hos xock

>>936976244
Do I?

>>936976260
yes i am fluent in spanish test ne

>>936976299
Taco

dude is a lspamish gang as an high rank/inca
Does he kbow spanish fluently?
dumbass

What

>>936976433
ehy would yoy trst a latin american gang member about spanish? Are u retarded

Niggers.

>>936976497
Am I?

nuri show my pictures picture with the glock with a fresh kill i k ow because i sent you it.

>>936976503
I think your boyfriend is having a mental breakdown

>>936976540
So now I'm nuri? How many people am I?

>>936976596
You don't even know my native tongue

>>936976861
Don't I?

>>936976574
Not my problem? Kill yourself faggot.

>>936976973
I know, I just thought it was funny

>>936976903
do you don't its lithuanian

>>936977017
Is it?

>>936976993
I think itd be funny if you killed yourself.
Is erfftroon dead yet?
Hope so.

>>936977029
yes it older than gypsy

>>936977066
The Omegle streamer?

>>936977090
no it's literally s forgotten language noe major language is polish btw my favorite word is kurwa

>>936977148
Sounds gay.

>>936977186
kurwa is anything but gay

>>936977223
So it's trans?

>>936977253
it means whore/ slut

>>936977295
Yeah, that sounds gay.

>>936977330
Slurs are gay. How much do you pay cuck?

>>936977376
Randy uses slurs, is he gay?

>>936977402
Nigger and faggot are not slurs. They are nouns.

>>936977875
So are nouns gay?

>>936977918
Only if they're faggots. Nigger.

>>936977966
anons here have drudges

>>936978954
Anons here are faggots and niggers.

>>936979562