The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/sEXHeTcxQy4?si=I1qvrolsP4bKKoVs
>kneesocks claimed

Kys tranny faggot
Nigger

>>937131564
kys tranny weeb you’ll never have a real woman

>>937132125
I have and will.
You will never be a woman.
You're just a child grooming mentally ill self mutilating psycho.
Nigger.

>>937132288
You’re trying too hard to be Shane.

Foxfu.

>>937136030
He's Randy. Another schizo that got locked up for being a retard on the internet.

https://youtu.be/cScxyFC1IVw?si=Zo0PuWwhXj-ZpyCX
imagine spending a year in the slammer waiting to be released just so you can get back on 4chan to say the same thing over and over again day after day.

>>937136576
Why would being locked up automatically mean someone should change what they do? That’s a strange assumption. And it’s ironic coming from you, you’re here doing the same thing every day, just like the person you’re mocking. You’re criticizing them for a pattern you’re also stuck in. Do you not see the contradiction?

It's cool when i do it

>>937136395
So Randy is a hardcore flaming homo for Shane?
>>937136899
Honestly yeah I’d say it’s perfectly fine when one person does it. When a second comes along, he seems like a full blown poser. The blows don’t land as hard as when just you were doing it

found a crusty dilator lying around. size: Xtra Small. that yours, randy?

>>937137093
Ye.

>>937137171
Says a group of trannys. You are fags using fag as an insult

>>937136030
Pffft is that what you think?

>>937136395
>furfaggit
>thinks others are schizo
kek

>>937136576
Kill yourself tranny faggot soiboi.

>>937137171
I got this sweet pikachu card today.

>>937137344
Like what in the fuck is going on with that things torso. God thats freaky looking what in the fuck is that shape? Like dyde what the absolute shit is this? An alien?

>>937137344
Like motherfucker looks like a cartoon character sucked on a tire. How the fucks that even happen? Parents were siblings or some shit? Is it a robot? Is that the battery? Nigger looks it has an airbag about to pop out? Is it a fucking xenomorph chestburster? Holy fucking shit No wonder it wants to kill itself.

>>937137430
it's a poster who stopped posting. he denied being a tranny but obviously he is. funny thing is the other trannys gave me his picture.
One thing you can count on is the fags going after eachother whenever it benefits them

>>937137512
xenomorh chest burster lol

>>937137544
But what the fuck is wrong with it's fucking torso? It must be some alien parasite that must be why troons and furries are so fucking retarded and schizo psycho.

>>937137604
It has to be something like that. Holy shit was it about to burst but died of horse estrogen poisoning and now its just stuck there? Goddamn what the fuck.

>>937137382
Dawg all you got was a series of 0's and 1's assigned to an account on a server you do not and will never own

>>937137681
Bro you post anime girls on 4chan. You’re a fucking loser lol

>>937137681
There's some mind body connection. Troonism is body dysmorphia mixed with schizophrenia. I haven't seen a tranner who didn't have some type of physical abnormality prior to tranning out and it pushing them.
in example
>small penis. best tran out
>gyno. best to tran out
it goes with their grooming they tend to tell people to do it also

>>937137935
That's literally what the site is for. You come on an anime hentai forum to look down on people because you have poor self esteem

>>937138005
I come here to fight Shane every day. But I think both he and I are all bickered out so now we just both exist. Now I don’t know why I come here. Maybe force of habit, I’ve been doing it for over 20 years

>>937138059
You can change that and leave to do something you consider beneficial which is obviously not being on a hentai forum which you consider makes one a loser

>>937137874
???

>>937137935
I think being gay and a tranny makes you a much bigger loser.

>>937137960
Yeah but like still what the fuck.

Bro's flexing his sub90

>>937138133
I am a loser
>>937138251
You’re in the same league as gays and trannies

>>937138467
Pfft haha sure okay faggot.

>>937138530
People like you should be euthanized with 12ga point blank.

>>937138586
YWNBAS

Lil man thinks he's Lee

>>937138467
If you think so just kill yourself

>>937138949
Lee? You mean barneyfag?

Newfags bringing up old names like they were around for them. Namedroppingfaggots just tell me you were here while snack pedo was

>>937138761
Nigger idk wtf thats supposed to even mean. Stupid fag.

>>937139261
They're just mad and trying to get me to leave lol.

>>937139344
yea that's how they are if you don't kiss their ass the go anon and a-log the entire thread. The don't actually share these sentiments it's just a complaint to be annoying so i filter out non image posts because they just say whatever

https://youtu.be/0QgquRcfQ8E?si=suawqd6Rj6Tj2gqT

>>937139505
I am not here to make friends with them freaks anywho. Just to annoy and or anger them and ruin their safespace hugbox bullshit.

>>937139344
You will never be a Shane

>>937139599
that's easy with anon because he never shits the fuck up

>>937139666
Okay Satan. I don't care? Fucking stupid.

>>937139760
So you’re just a Shane cuck?

>>937139760
Yet another reason to not be an organ donor

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>>937139811
No you are go back to >>>/soc/ whores

>>937139821
Also a good reason to bully them into killing themselves. As if there wasn't enough already.

bruh thinks hes anything more than a clown

>>937140058
>castrated freak looking like frankensteins monster in pink and baby bkue
>calling others a clown

Aww Shane has a little playmate boyfriend that’s totally a separate person

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>937131260 (OP)
Hello Kneesocks claimer. How are you today?
Our waifus look so content. I had Pizza Day early, yesterday.

>>937136576
She smokes.

>>937136685
She naps.

>>937137190
She outfoxes the others at the board meeting.

>>937140058
>everything i disagree with is clown behavior or cringe
zoom zoom mindset

bruh thinks everyones a tranny.

>>937140225
an overwhelming amount are

>>937140215
And looks cute doing so.
New thought: Kinda looks like my kitties. I have tons of pictures of them napping like that.

>>937140206
>namefags
Ishygddt
Zoomers are pure cancer. Save the other 21 million users who come to 4chan the grief of telling you that nobody knows you faggots, fuck back off to your subreddit and discord, thanks.

>>937140215
Hello Suzuka claimer! Tha5 they do! It is Tuesday after all. Nice!
I'm well, still at work, but 5 is only four hours from now!

>>937140225
He sincerely wants to think of everyone as trans, but somehow thinks this is not reflecting on him the most.

>>937140257
Just the discord faggots that namefag and post repeaters all day, its like 50 people all from redit being so buttmad about 4chan they come here and spam post bullshit gooner threads because they can't stand individuality.

>>937140283
no

>>937140320
i hate namefags and discord

>>937140225
They are. Or at least are ftroon supporters. There is also a furfaggot freak here too.

>>937140320
They can go back and be fags there then. 4chan is infested with the sick pieces of shit. They have a hugbox there and on shitcord.

>>937140409
>im going to harass someone successfull because someone they are related to made fun of cutters and hookers

>>937140469
I know you will, you go after that dudes mom all the time

>>937140268
Give them many belly rubs.
Still spending every moment possible with them?

>>937140299
Nice. I'm being totally lazy today after swining an axe nonstop under the sun during a Texas afternoon yesterday, because I suddenly remembered it was the final day to put out brush for collection, and I had a lot I needed to chop down and get out.
Blisters all over my hands because I chose the wrong gloves at first. I pretend they're bokken training sores and the pain goes away. Suzuka would bandage them for me.

>>937140494
she's not successful lol living in harvey lol brokest part of illinois

>>937140512
Ehh, most possible moments.
They're not in my bed. But I'm home a lot, so I spend most of it with them.
There's a few moments I need to not have a cat in the room, but it's not most moments.

I would very much be willing to unalive a furfaggot or troon in minecraft and dump it in the lake. They are not people they don't deserve rights. They're one thing Nazis got right.

>>937140542
proof?

>i just wont piss off despite only being in these threads because i have a grudge while the dude i complain about is an actual pervert not needing other posters

>>937140542
Damn that dude is balding bad as a mofucka. Shieeet.

>>937140559
Take lots & lots of pics and vids; they grow up super fast. Soon they will be fat, lazy adult cats.

>>937140699
I have been doing that. Pics and vids both.

I like all the fighting and shitposting and between all two homo nerds talking about cats.
This shit is always great to read.

>>937140215
Yes.
Or straight up murders them. Idk, no one survived until now.

>>937140807
STRUNG AN INDAPENDUNT

>>937140807
You’re my eternal bitch

>>937140780
The cuteness!

>>937140811
>corporate raiding
>hitwoman for hire
Not much difference, really.

>>937140915
nah cry more

>>937140932
Wrong. One wears a suit. Which is cool and stuff.

>>937140932
They really are so cute. I got a fun bunch.

>>937140957
Who’s crying

>>937141037
Now I'm confused. Wouldn't she wear a suit doing either?

>>937141143
Do they follow you around yet, doing their little kitty trots?

>>937141264
Nah, the suit gives a hitwoman away. Too official, too serious.

>>937141264
They go where I go. They're not subtle, either.

>>937141374
So she is not a hitwoman. We are not on the same page. Why is she wearing a suit while murdering people then?

>>937141429
>kitty gallop kitty gallop
>BONK

>>937141535
For fun. She's easily bored by power point presentations.

>>937141583
She doesn't appreciate the comfy things in life.
She probably cheats at Minesweeper.

/dhg/ - Darth Hazmat General

>>937141667
No machine running Minesweeper ever survived. She is the reason Skynet isn't running the world.

>>937141711
you're 37 living with your mother aren't you embarrassed?

>>937141535
>>BONK
I get concerned every time.
Otto does not have enough braincells to consider breaking.

>>937141733
The fox we need but don't deserve.

>>937141901
Which one is Otto?

lil bitch fucks off when i ock him don't remind me i got his criminal records where he got caught with a crack pipe. Crack and meth makes people feel trannys are ok. I very rarely heatd of methheads not being faggots also

>>937142077
Otto's the black/white one.
Scout is the biggest of the three, with the stripes.
Dewey is the smaller one. Same colors as Scout, but a very different pattern. Also a pink nose as opposed to Scout's black nose. We thought Dewey was a girl at first, but they're three boys.

>>937142252
Oh, Otto is the cardigan! Such a cutie.
At least one of them has a pink nose. Proper kitty nose.

>>937141733
Also, I hope she gets bulk discount on lint/hair rollers since she wears suits so much.

I'm off for now. I hope you all have a wonderful day or night.

>>937142077
Of course. She's taken anyways.

>>937142452
They're all cuties. I like that they clearly have different personalities. They playfight a lot, and sometimes so fiercely it concerns me, and then they all go nap together and I know things are right.
See ya!

NIGGERS

>>937133990
Very cute

>faggots

https://youtu.be/YVi6kxlNG0M?si=2un4hxm7IiwUH6Nm
posting new

>>937143917
Fuck off tranny freak.

I think im the only person that is native american itt.

I LOVE HER! AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER! I LOVE YOU, EARTH!

>>937144305
You are mentally deranged and likely retarded.

>>937144153
I am eurasian mutt.

>>937144305
Hi Earth Claimer. Hope your day is going well.

>>937144503
I hope it kills itself for being a fat faggot tranny.

>>937144404
same but not heavy mix native american is like 4% rest is british, german, scandinavian, polish, italian and lithuanian

>>937144687
I like being a mutt. My ancestors all tried to kill each other a bunch of times.

why is he still seething over lol he wasn't even posting lmao

>>937144789
oh yea mines holy roman empire versus the last pagans of europe. we had some fights

>>937144796
esl

kill yourselves trannys, niggers, and gypsies

i definitely typed mark but alright

>>937144503
I found lots more Earth chan pictures, so it's a great start to a week. Is the World kind to you lately?

>>937146844
It's a bit hotter than I like but I guess she can't help that. Beyond that, all is good.

>>937146844
Furfag shit.
Holy fuck you're pathetic.
Just fuck off and die already.
Swallow a whole bottle of xanax you fat fucking faggot.
UwU erf chan UwU guu
Fucking retarded.

UwU errfchan uwu
Im going piss on earth chan
Bitch
And that slut erffchan uwu
Is going to suck up every drop
Faggot.

lol

trying too hard

30 more minutes and 2.1 is done

>>937146902
Earth chan is pretty hot this summer, it's bothering me as well. I like it colder, Earth likes it colder, the sun should go away.

>>937147477
Nah that troon is a sensitive little retarded troon bitch.

>>937147831
Earth should get by a comet and fucking die.

>>937147831
Big same. I prefer the winter.

never mind 11pm

>>937150582
Thoughts?

>>937152066
Is that a retweet? Where do you think you are nigger?

So you're just going to ignore the fact that you admitted to being petty?

>>937152255
Do you understand the concept of anonymity, dick cheese eating retard?

I know you're used to twitter and reddit with retweets and shares

Stay mad lol

>>937152392
mad over what?

>>937152430
The fact that you admitted to being petty>>937152066

i think he genuinely doesn't understand that the non-responses only make him look worse lol

Why don't you trannys kill yourselves? This isn't your safespace

Goodnight Earth, goodnight anons, goodnight internet
>>937152255
waifu is going to ignore the fact that she admitted to being pretty

lol

>>937152562
Don't wale up. Fag.

>>937152555
Based. Death to trannies.

>>937152479
I didn't and you are not aware of this but I have copypaste sentences

This is pretty much how this works. We have to revive or start drama in order to keep it from getting stale. But maybe it would be better if nobody talked and every person just posted pics without even saying anything like with Syndra and Shizuru.

People can post under multiple faces. They may still be using another persona, for all i know. I find it's more fun to do most of the work on my own, i could quite easily rattle off every single person i recall ever posting in these threads, but that's not fun.

EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS
CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING
RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN
LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE
YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
//.

yeah im thinkin... lol

I love my wife.

>>937152562
gn anon

>>937152683
Chatgpt-generated answer aside, you do remember how you drank around 24 beers beforehand, right? Drunk people tend to be pretty honest.

>>937152875
no they are not lol

>>937152915
Alcohol lowers inhibitions lol

>>937153055
yes and drunk tales are always true.

>admiring to being petty is the same as telling a tall tale

>>937152683
Haha. Thats a good one.

lol

>>937152066
tbh this isn't news to anyone

>>937154656
They are like the sardines you find at a mall

https://youtu.be/XbBGCRyZxH4?si=QY_PqNJbf6-WMC0G

>>937154037
>>937155572
Hi shane

>>937152377
Beautiful

>>937155692
Wrong. Nigger.

Randy covering for his boyfriend, what are the odds?

>>937158049
>tranny upset at guys getting along
You Will Never Be A Woman

Oh you're getting along all right

>>937158232
>dudes getting amo g is gy.
Strigtt up woman logic

Don't forget da final rule: Shittiest OPs imaginable.

>>937159119
Shut up nigger

Fuck I hate monkeys.

it is time

>>937161540
Thoughts?>>937152066

>>937161576
I don't give a fuck about that shit and nobody else does either this isn't a hugbox except for the discord faggots

>>937161909
Are you saying it because you think it's true, or are you saying it because you got drunk, admitted that you were spending the last 2 years of your life being petty on an anonymous imageboard, and then had it pointed out by someone who took a screenshot?

>>937162006
Tranation: leave our hugbox alone! UwU

>>937162006
Shut up faggot

>>937162175
Because I pointed out how you spent two years being petty, which you yourself admitted to?>>937152066

>>937162220
What the fuck are you on about? You think imma start hugboxing you?

>>937162289
Hugboxing? I was just talking about how you admitted to being petty>>937152066

>>937162342
What the fuck I don't even remember making that post faggot. Ain't shit gonna change

>>937162342
He’s a petty pedo

>>937162425
tbf you drank around 24 beers beforehand
>Ain't shit gonna change
Yeah, nothing will change the fact that you admitted to being petty
>>937162468
This

>>937162468
Oh another retweet. I didn't even post that shit

>referring to screenshots as "retweets"
Bros...

lgbt faggots find a tall tree and tie a rope

>>937162735
that is essentially a retweet

>essentially a retweet
ngmi

>>937162822
how is it not a retweet

>>937162979
Better question, how is it a retweet? Does it have anything to do with you admitting to being petty?

>>937163037
it is formatted like retweet. here's an example.
>og post
>post commentary

Weak cope but alright

>>937162707
That’s 4chan, newfag

>>937162786
+1 upvote :)

>>937162289
+1 upvote :)

>>937163145
+1 upvote :)

UPDOOTS

>>937164086
down voted

>>937159119
Don't be a rude.

>>937163628
Seriously it like they want this shit reddit by attempting some futile attempt at canceling

>>937165181
They should just go back there where theres plenty of trannies and faggots

please stop jerking yourself we have boards or other threads for showing that off

>>937165261
They're from twitter/X seriously and reddit

what retarded cope is he on about now lol
taking a screenshot of your posts where you don't think before you speak aren't automatically invalidated because they're a screenshot lmao, otherwise the last 2 years of your life were completely wasted because you did the exact same thing...
oh wait
lmao

Promise made promise kept

>>937165948
shut up fucking nigger what is and isn't a waste is subjective

I think your existence is a waste faggot 4chan is literally a waste of time stop taking it seriously schizo it has no cultural relevance whatsoever nobody cares what's posted actually

>4chan is literally a waste of time
>nobody cares what's posted
So you admit you wasted two years here lmao

>>937166802
No because the waste of time is the purpose for me unlike many others who post for a purpose like say attention, politics banter, advertising, having an interest discussion (these threads are not an interest community anymore )

>>937167132
>the waste of time is the purpose for me
>the waste of time
So you admit you wasted two years here

>>937167202
That is exactly it is. I have time to spare because im not hurting financially. I think people who post here thinking they're not wasting time unironically are stupid.

here's the difference
< i know im wasting time always have
you: you think you're doing something productive

https://youtu.be/8ucooQxCUZg?si=qlOufAFWSsFRxvtZ

the difference is actually everyone choosing to post here and have no qualms about not posting here, you on the other hand spend all day every day """monitoring""" 4chan because you have nothing better to do
the only one insinuating that everyone else other than you is doing something productive by posting here, is you
lol

I’m here to punch you in your solar plexus. You mentioned me and my phone and my pager went off and alerted me.

>pager
Ok grandpa

>>937167810
This is not coherent
I am saying you imply that you are doing something that isn't wasting time.

YOU WILL LEARN E BY GOD YOU WILL LEARN YOU WILL BECOME THE FIRST PERSON TO UNDERSTAND WASTING TIME ISNT WASTEFUL TIME

>>937167678
Kero kero.

if you could properly read, it's pretty coherent
lol

filter time. i don't understand someone concerned with shitposting like this faggot. he doesn't understand how someone can easily post inbetween activities

I do not vote that much effort into my post so I can make them instantaneously because I'm not going over them because it doesn't fucking matter nobody cares about the shit I say or don't say or what you say or don't say or anyone here you don't know each other you are not meeting each other fucking friendship is a waste of time unless you're trying to have sex with someone here

>>937171275
oh I didn't type that out I did the fucking talk to text shit because I'm not voting that much effort again

>>937171299
emiru doesn't love you

it's the emiru anon i remember i looked into his image mfkers a simp for emiru

pay piggy anon lol

LMAO BASED RETARD

be nice or you're wasting your life""

fuck your hugbox faggots

you cannot be this stupid lmao

>>937171444
Stop shitting up my hentai thread with your stupid emojis

>>937171490
Stay anon don't take imagespace faggot for your stupid memes or don't idgaf

you're just a-logging thinking i give a fuck about your opinions but keep it going i want people to avoid this thread until everyone stops posting it

oh ok so you have nothing to do with waifushit thanks for clearing that up again
lol

>>937171605
Nobody does there is no waifufags just perverts who are the closest thing to waifufags and avatarfags with a gimmick

why are you describing yourself again

>>937171659
Because besides perverts like myself it is homosexual avatarfags with a gimick aka roleplayers

You got the sleepy anon whoe soes drugs n shhiet but he didn't know xanax classification etc theyre roleplayers

is your gimmick being mentally ill lol

>>937171751
I don't have a gimmick i like talking shit to trannys and faggots while being a coomer

all you had to say was "yes" but alright lol

I did have a gimmick similar to that where i roleplayed certain characters (male) to where i made a fake personality of someone with major depression and i did some others but this was long ago bow

>>937171823
shut the fuck up you keep coming to the defense of this thread like the others aren't worse. They should stop posting the threads there's no point to it anymore. it's just avatarfags go to the hugbox avatar thread

defending this thread and calling you a mouthbreathing moron are two very different things, and i can promise you im not doing the former
lol

>>937172026
Didn't ask

.

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>>937171612
Josh threads aren’t dead at all, cope

Fuck jesus christ.

https://youtu.be/Y_zSSxVyK0U?si=DvOhAWPRmA5MYL4x

>>937180073
Stick a gun barrel up your axe wound and pull the trigger tranny faggot nigger

>>937179133

https://youtu.be/QkJzemljk8s?si=YySEo4c0PPTYWWov

>>937175803
Oi. Here's a fox.

Happy Waifu Wednesday, everyone!

>>937175803
Good morning Kneesocks claimer. How are you?

>>937183152
You & Seija have a staring contest: who wins?

>>937183870
Is it a rare fox, an uncommon or a common?

>>937184615
Whoever blinks last id imagine.

>>937184615
Fox.

>>937184733
...

>>937184739
Lewd, LEWD. Lewd.

>>937185395
What are you yelling that, old man?

Seija should bake.

>>937185777
>>937185777
>>937185777