YLYL

>>937565988
I wonder how vile the shit after was

>>937565988
>>937566022
Checked.
And gross.

>>937565988
>>937566022
>>937566055

>>937566124
You couldnt keep it going?

>>937566333
nice trips

>>937565840
Pretty much.

>this thread
I'm not sure if OP is a twelve year old or a seventy year-old

>>937566802
fuck you

>>937568507
Im guessing 12, summer

>>937569485
you have to eat ALL the eggs

>>937565840
Can confirm

>>937569399

>>937570168

make us laugh using her pic

>>937574377
this is great...almost had me

b

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>>937565988

Kidney stones, fatty liver, and diarrhea.

>>937566418
Christ, I hate vile cunts who indoctrinate their kids into their religious/political horseshit

>>937565827
I lost

>>937565827
You Hyoo-mons think your society is so advanced but you've forgotten what a great motivator profit can be!

>>937574266
Lost

>>937576048
God does hate fags tho, that's why he made them gay.

>>937574293

>>937577335
I know. Poor guy needed someone to hate, and punish.

>>937576763
Yes. A proper country that didn't just prompt an AI to generate bullshit pictures.

>>937577884
Exactly. Why else would he set up a system where you have to be fortunate enough to find the exact right combination of circumstances to lead you to accepting literally the only path to salvation, and then tell anyone who didn't jump through exactly the right hoops that it's their fault if they fall into hell?
>Sorry bro, you lived you best life and helped a lot of people but you didn't wash away rib woman's guilt with my son's blood! Sucks to suck!

>>937576928
>"fuck me harder you midget!"
>"yeah, you like that you giant bitch?"

>>937578056
Oh yeah. Ol' Jesus could care less if you are a great person. You have to be born in the right place, under the right circumstances to make it Heaven.

>>937578056
i'm pretty sure it's not ylyl.

>>937565974
Such a faggot, no one should praise him ever.

>>937576740
>"and patterns me when I act up"
is that some empowered women psychology magazine nu-male bulllshit?
because it sounds a lot like some empowered women psychology magazine nu-male bulllshit

>>937565900
>it appears the red car really does go faster, Mr. Bond

>>937566333
pet owners be like: he's so cute

>>937577767
Mario would fuck the shit out of her

>>937581180
This pairs astonishingly well with my scenecore playlist.

>>937578056

The lord will be there for you.

For the times you could have broken the law, but didn't, he will reward you. When you could have committed adultery, but didn't, or have stolen something, but didn't, he will reward you.

Even if you practice another religion. Even if you've never heard of the lord, he will still reward you.

>>937581796
I mean, fundamentalist Christianity doesn't hold this view, but it's a nice one and I like it.
I'm no atheist. I just don't like the official doctrine of most Abrahamic religions.
And honestly, I think it's way more nuanced than "skydaddy or nothing".
At least you seem reasonable.

>>937581448
>scenecore
Your what now?

>>937582994
Scenecore. More of a mix than a playlist, technically. It's this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6PTTlYUvEc

>>937583835
Oooh, I see. I bet you know where I could find some E, yes?

>>937570784
Corrected it for you

>>937584491
Nah. I'm just an old Gen-Xer with odd music tastes... Although behind s Gen-Xer doesn't really help my case since E was around in my day too haha.

>>937584942
*being a
JFC, autocorrupt.

>>937565907
missed opportunity to say Neil DeAss Tyson

>>937585693
Mary-Ann's legacy lives on. Apparently her copypasta was cooked up by a brony Libertarian.

>>937566802
Rude

>>937566802
nigg

>>937566802
omg

>>937576928
POV your are a parent and left your teenage son alone with your 19 yeard old niece for five minutes, and realize you forgot you wallets and returned to get it.

>>937585693
Too soon.

>>937567748
obsession over a public figure is pathetic anyway you look at it, faggot

>>937587943
>implying a woman could figure that shit out

>>937584491
A B C D E F G H I J K L.....

Found it

>>937565811
Kek

>>937565770 (OP)
I'm not sure they would, it's more of a niche album and not really an essential list type thing

>>937565827
looks like the amerimutt meme kek

>>937570751
>this post is so violently autistic it could only come from /fit/
>search for the post number in the /fit/ archive to confirm my suspicion
>thread comes up
Every fucking time

>>937580180
i think it mean to call someone in europe or whatever

>>937585693
Sacrilige to animate the dead like this

>>937565857

Get the fuck off of 4chan Lily Tino

>>937566802
>GGGAAARRRFFFIIIEEELLLDDD!!!

>>937577934
are you implying that the eggg salad samdvvich machine isn't real?

>>937586264
Hysterical.

>>937576150
>>937576470
https://youtu.be/TU90sVFHdjY?feature=shared

>>937565770 (OP)
Imagine being Anthony Allen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Clare Higgins, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck a 16 year old in his favorite pub. Like seriously imagine having to be Anthony Allen and not only stand in that attic while Clare Higgins flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that resting bitch face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's A FINE TART and DAMN, CLARE HIGGINS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and brunettes and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Hartfordshire. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Clive Barker in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Anthony Allen. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your disgust and bear it.

>>937589662
>>937589784
>>937589831
>>937565770 (OP)
Niggers and poop are the same thing. Killing niggers is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>937592321
really AI memes from facebook?

>>937565770 (OP)

>>937592413
>>937592548
>logfag trash
kys.

>>937592773
Meds E

>>937592343

>>937592548

>>937592256
lol

>>937593301

>>937570591
this happened to my mom.. and i couldnt get her fat ass up so i had to shoot the racoon. it prolly had rabies or something. they dont normally chase people.

>>937565827
btw he died 3 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerzy_Urban

>>937576763
>>937577934
I want to believe

>>937596186
extremely thorough debunking here:
https://letterstocreationists.wordpress.com/2016/01/28/big-daddy-chick-tract-the-most-widely-distributed-anti-evolution-publication/
Jack chick was an absolute madman btw

>>937596492
No one's going to click your virus link chum

>>937596492
https://www.edramatica.com/Offended

Feel like the villain in pic rel? Click the link above.

>>937597013
i clicked it and it's fine. you can keep being a dumbass if you want though idc

>>937597013
No because it is a pre-existing property and therefore has a lot more hype to it, but Ill give it a fair chance regardless

>>937595728
>>937595749
>>937595771
Good lord you are such a fucking faggot.

>>937597013
browserling.com
paste in weird URL
oh it's just a long blog post
safe either way
retardo

>>937592773

>>937597501
>>937597725

>>937596186
I never really understood why science and religion can't coexist. I believe in God but I'm also obsessed with astronomy. I've been obsessed with science in general since I was a kid.

I think as well as humanity slowly peel back the layers of reality and understand our universe and how it works, we are seeing the how but not necessarily the why.

>>937576993
You need to get lai...ooooooh, right!!

>>937591947
Nigga... I'm buzzing so not sure if serious or not.

>>937592388
Nice dubs, but anyway, what prompts did you use to generate that?
Or are you that much of a virgin that you typed it out?

>>937592773
Not logfag. Agent Leary.

>>937593481

>>937598185
The why isn't necessary except to make you feel good. Not saying that doesn't have merit, but there's no need for proof or facts in that, people just make shit up and it tickles them.

In the how, that's irrelevant. We're here to find some truth no matter how it feels.

So, sure both a spiritual need and a curiosity for truth can coexist in a single individual's head. But they are not the same thing, nor merit the same level of reverence in a discussion about truth.

Science may get things wrong, and individuals may tell untruths, but in a search for truth it helps to work with facts rather than feelings.

>>937565827
Fucks sake. I lost already.

>>937595628
Good

>>937570784

>>937586264
perfect tits

9gag thread

>>937565840

cars crumpling is a safety feature to absorb shock.


what do you think happens to your body when your car doesn't fold in to take any of the impact?

>>937601905
i left when they got rid of the nsfw
is it really that bad?

>>937589662
https://youtu.be/9CIt0H30Toc?feature=shared

>>937604161

>>937565840
it's funny because the boomer probably died

>>937601905
talk shit post shit bitch

>>937604566
an enjoyable thought
for some old faggot to die in his beautiful death machine only for it to be impounded and taken to a crusher

>>937604783
Fun fact: that's Mr. Krabs voice actor on the right. Clancy Brown.

>>937604900
ch3ck3d
y3ah lov3ed him in shawshank redemption
was a good actor

>>937566802
Get lost

>>937602688
>>937604566
I once hit a utility pole going 40 and didn't get a scratch on me or my 1970 Chevy.

>>937586380
I hated the girls begging for tips and attention. I was there for the free ppv and I hate pretending otherwise.

>>937566802
fgt

>>937596186
Too much words, mamy images, brain do a bored.

>>937605953
https://youtu.be/ifqvWXE0NTo?feature=shared

>>937606500

>>937570168
People need to leave this guy alone

>>937606500

>>937592388
*Hertfordshire

>>937588779
Huh?

>>937607972
https://youtu.be/3mrzw-INdVc?feature=shared

>>937585693
Who is she?

>>937603877
Is the joke that he's samefagging?

>>937608361
no,
i was him,
there is no joke.