/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/Gimu8J9RbDA?si=XM2wc-Sl2NWW-Jme

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

Praise be the bread maker

>kneesocks claimed

mimi tribute
let the game begin

>>938027800
I always feel relaxed just by hearing the main Minecraft theme. It's so chill.

>>938027936
that's a man

>>938027459 [Kneesocks]
Are you tired of always being based never being cringe and dunking on pseuds with your huge fucking brain?
Oof. Custom Pain.
>>938027640 [Seija]
Ive read as such, I thought those were just memes.
So what youre saying is that Mena is a low tier hero.
>I fucking hate charge controls.
What are those?

>>938027744
nah

where tsugu

>>938028049
Oh well you seemed not capable anyway

>>938027936
Dude, every song is like that for me. Its was my study Playlist back in college, it was the best.

>>938028020
Based on what?
Tailor made for the discerning patron.

>>938028066
hopefully in a shallow ditch

More alcohol

>>938028131
Based on these nuts.
What does that mean?

>>938028020
No there are a ton of people that genuinely do not understand how GRE works and even more people that dont understand how King Crimson works.
Which to be quite frank I can't blame them for because Araki did not do a great job of showing or explaining it.
Pretty much, except when he picks Gief.
Moves where you have to hold back for around 50 frames for them to work.
Chun Li's and Guiles fireballs for example.
You have to either walk back for 45 frames or hold downback for 45 frames and then hit forward for them to come out.

i swear im not a narcissistic im just highly self confident and assured

Wife.

>>938028317
Why is Anzu (the loli) showing more skin than Kirari (the fully grown up woman).
>>938028341
You have to wonder if thats a Deus Ex Machina or if its just that Araki works in mysterious ways.
Zangief is top tier? That sounds weird.
What the fuck is that.

fucking shit im wasted yet need more

>>938028131
I might have to replay it.

>>938028504
Cute wife.

>>938028504
but she can't even see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

>>938028543
Araki thought "this would be cool" and then did it.
They buffed the shit out of gief in S2, its aids.
Thats charge controls, Bison is also famous for utilizing them which I completely forgot about because they made his scissor kicks not be charge in SF6 which made that move fucking stupid.

>>938028716
lewd and i do not approve

so like when will a "waifufag" show

>>938028328
Ligma balls.
It means I would reall like to being bed right now.

>>938028504
Akari, hello!

ok im going in 10 minutes
nobody noticed my grippy socks and sandals
imagine seeing a dude spend like 200 week on alcohol and always wearing grippy sicks from an ex and sandals coming in

>>938028917
I am here.
But these arent waifu threads. Its gay hookup threads that I shitpost in because faggot trooners are disgusting abominations.

>>938028341
>Which to be quite frank I can't blame them for because Araki did not do a great job of showing or explaining it.
Just wait until we get to a certain part of Part 7.

>>938028716
Damn right. Yours too.
Actually, I don't know anything about Thousand Year Door that you didn't tell me, is anyone in that picture Vivian, or Vivian's doing?

>>938028951
Howdy Howdy.

>>938029099
ok so one. be based. even if threads are flooded with social tier avatarfags as it's always been.
we can waifu war just ignore the fags shoehorning themselves in with numbers

>>938029171
Oh yeah lmao.
Man I cant wait for all the CGI horses.

>>938028829
Ah yes. That sucks.
Why would they buff a noobstomper.
That sounds like cancer, who thought that was a fun thing to have.
>>938028951
You lost.
Go to bed then.
>>938029171
Booooooooba.mp3.avi.mp3

>>938029237
I hope we're thinking about the same part.
>CGI
Ah hell.
I would like it to be good.

>>938029296
,,,Yeah, okay, fair.
I really probably should have noticed this myself before.

pic relevant is the rule holy of the game. Insulting is priority

>>938029347
Nice commas. The larger the mass the stronger the gravitational pull.
Why?

>>938029171
Left is a cute but quite off model Vivian lol
I love the pic though.

>>938029296
Well he wasn't stomping anyone.
Capcom did presumably because they had to make his kit work on modern controls and they couldnt fit all of his signature moves onto a reduced number of buttons and they couldnt make him have a move that was charge only on classic controls.
>>938029347
Probably, part 7 wasnt that confusing for the most part.
Im sure it'll be at least better than the part 6 anime.

welcome to waifu where the claimers don't matter, the hugbox can get fucked and everyone else's waifu is shit

>>938029487
How do you know that? Do they have winrates for him for lower elos like LoL does it? That would be like saying Ganon sucks because he aint stomping anyone and turning him into Brawl MetaKnight in the next patch.
>a reduced number of buttons
What???

>>938029452
...Ya know, I felt like I did comma's. It made me look, and I thought they were periods. Maybe I should clean my glasses. Or go to bed.
>The larger the mass the stronger the gravitational pull.
Indisputably attractive.
>Why.
I just mean that the fact that she has large breasts should not have eluded me.

>>938029483
Ooh, okay. I thought it might be a sister, or her evil queen boss.

>>938029487
>Probably, part 7 wasnt that confusing for the most part.
Ehh, the story is not. The powers sure can be.
>Im sure it'll be at least better than the part 6 anime.
Yeah, definitely didn't appreciate that one as much as the ones before it.

need more alcohol to fuck with avatar peons, im farly autistically knowledgeable about all

nigga posted cp lmao

>>938029591
Yes, they do. As far as I've been told his kit was hardly even functional on release.
Yea modern controls removes certain moves to fit to a 4 button layout and in exchange you get one button supers and auto combos.
>>938029603
More than anything im just still annoyed about the complete radio silence during its "release".
Like yeah whatever they fucked it up pretty badly but at least keep fucking releasing it or have a schedule or something.
Netflix ruins everything.

The confederacy were the good guys.

fuck i got a knock on my window
i'm not answering im so tired of it
>>938029815
im literally a direct raised of one of the biggest confederate generals sisters they watched, fighting joe

my uncles a big one eye of ku klux klan too but yea there's one per county so nbd

>>938029603
She does have sisters but she doesn't get along well with them. Not until the end of the game at least. They start off mean but become better after you beat the final boss.

>>938029603
Go to bed.
Correct.
What? You were going not post that image then?
>>938029802
Wow. Cringe. Watch him get nerfed next patch because thats just how grapplers work.
Was that way in SF5???

>>938030068
lewd and i approve

>>938028543
They are the same age.

>>938030119
This isnt about age, its about looks, and they look like they could be mother and daughter.

>>938029802
>More than anything im just still annoyed about the complete radio silence during its "release".
Wasn't Netflix being fucking stupid about it or something?
>Netflix ruins everything.
Ah, yes, it was that. Killed the flow pretty hard.

>>938030068
Yeah, you told me, that's part of why I thought that. The picture looked like Peach was trapped/possessed/impersonated, and I wondered if that was a plotpoint.

>>938030095
No.
Damn right.
>That picture.
What? No? I meant in general. has little to do with the picture. The picture just really drove it home for me that I should have caught on sooner.

>>938030068
>she
they frequently call him a he

>>938030191
Go clean your glasses then.
Werent you one of the posters that didnt think of his waifu like that?
Youre dense.

>>938030095
Probably not, he didnt get any big changes in end of S2 balance patch so he's probably staying this way.
No clue, didnt play. I assume not. I mean not that many people use modern controls anyway and the ones that do are mostly Japanese.
>>938030191
Yep yep, praying to the heavens David Productions does Part 7 right.
Which I have complete faith in.

>>938030315
>Werent you one of the posters that didnt think of his waifu like that?
Evidently, lol.
>You're dense.
Once again: Damn right.

>>938030318
They've made every other part, right?

you're in a worse position than my avatar who's a non-binary icon. Only maka called them a he in one version other than that it's unknown although witch is both and he shows male characteristics

my avatar is an evil genocidal maniac btw. Anime softens him

>>938030411
They did yeah. I believe they stated in the past that they were unsure if they were going to make part 7 since they didnt know if they could do it justice but it seems they are confident they can do it justice.

>>938030477
If they're confident, I feel good about it.
What's hard about part 7 specifically, the sheer amount of characters appearing all the time?

>>938030191
No, but Mario gets replaced by an evil doppelganger and that's how you team up with Vivian.
And there is a possession at the end of the game that is very noteworthy.

cammy karen bros will win regardless. not tourny they're mid as fuck there

>>938030525
Its considered the best Manga of all time right next to Berserk so there's a lot of pressure to get it right.
Plus the budget needed for the horses alone is insane.

>>938030162
That's very discriminatory of you.

>>938030646
i make more money than you and can call on way more

Gooning

>>938030411
You might be gay.
>>938030318
So he gets to stomp noobs AND pros? Gee billy.
Controls have changed...
>>938030646
Yes!

last call

>>938030815
Yeah.
Well yeah, but now you too can play street fighter and do a dragonpunch because its a single button.
Couldn't be me though, classic controls all the way.

>>938030555
Ahh, I see, I see.
Hm, so what is VIvian like as a person?

>>938030581
Jojo, or part 7 specifically?
Yeah, the horses being an issue makes sense.

>>938030815
Nah. I might not feel much for girls and women, but that's decidedly more than the nothing I feel towards guys and men.

>>938030946
I will never play Street Fighter because its too complex, I already cringe every time I see advanced tech in Smash Bros, imagine a normal fighting game.
You have to do charge moves in classic controls too?
>>938030976
Prove it.
Do an Akari tribute.
Fag.

>>938030815
That's not a good way to be, you shouldn't judge a book by its admittedly very flat cover.

>>938030976
She's a quiet and very shy sweetheart, mostly due to her mistreatment from her oldest sister. She's kind, and decides to help Mario after she realizes that his friends don't realize he's been replaced. She becomes more confident as the game goes on but she always retains that blushy shyness that makes her appealing to me.

And Jojo's Bizarre Adventures is an amazing Anime/Manga.

>>938031113
God look at how flat she is.
Goddamt thats hot.
Not as hot as Relm though.

it's callled dubstep
TIME TO RAID
wah wah wah
https://youtu.be/51f2dUTmZnw?=sOnW3t9BrkFUyAUQ

>>938031068
>Do an Akari tribute.
To make sure that means what I think it means: Explain what that means.

>>938031178
She does sound wonderful. No surprises there, I suppose.
>Jojo.
I quite like it, but it's not really a
Doesn't mean I can't talk about it with some amount of passion though.
Part 2 and 4 best.

>>938031340
If youre having doubts about it, and you want me to explain what that means, then that means you understood the assignment perfectly.

>>938031340
Between your choice in waifu and liking part 2, you have very good taste. Part 2 is my favorite.

>>938030976
Part 7 specifically. That isnt to say the rest is considered bad but Part 7 specifically is considered to be up there with Berserk, FMA and shit.
>>938031068
SF6 is fucking braindead lol, the era of high execution shit is dead, the closest youll get to SF4 level of execution is that one situational 1 frame link that Rashid has.
Yes, classic controls are the real controls and modern controls are a dumbed down version of what can happen on classic.
Moves that have special conditions must have those same conditions on both such as charge. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair in the slightest and would make one style of controls inherently better than the other.

so now you should know what dubstep is
TIME TO RAID
123 it's time to raid

>>938031404
Dude, Im a Smash Bros player, I dont think you understand just how small my brain is, Melee looks like fucking cancer to me and Melee is easier than any Street Fighter game, or any FGC game for that matter.
Wow thats cringe.

>>938031404
I know it is loved, but that degree surprises me.

>>938031519
(=

>>938030905
Beautiful

so i was in my car the other day listening to wobble wobble yah listening to the drops
head banging and what not
this car pulls up next to me looking all weird


it's called dubstep
LOOK IT UP

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT ITS CALLED DUBSTEP
TIME TO RAID

>>938031622
Jashin?

>>938031666
sono

>>938031666
>666
you witch

>>938031193
That's a child.

>>938031744
that's a child too and so is 70% of waifus

>>938031519
No I dont, that game looks like absolute fucking mayhem to me, I have no idea how anyone can keep up with that shit
>>938031584
Pretty good books.

>>938031384
Ah, I see.
NO.


>>938031775
Really just not my favorite in the series.

>>938031772
>won't someone please think of the pixels??
tits or gtfo

>>938031825
Kek lmao.
>>938031732
I still have it in me.
I know who your waifu is and you already post her sometimes, why are you being so secretive? Are you the other anon that is secretive and annoying too?
>>938031744
That is the drawing of a child.
>>938031775
You mean Melee?

>>938031913
Out of 10 xDdddd

and i'll kill anyone who dares to go against me
soul calibur champion

>>938031825
Yeah mine neither, if I had to pick a favorite its 6.
>>938031913
Yeah.

>>938031913
have what in you?, I'm not being that way and no aand you find all anon posters annoying

>>938031841
9/10x it's a walled roastie i just brought up hypocrisy

>>938031974
Uoooh
ToT

>>938031913
I promise you, no doubts were involved in the decision.

>>938032082
Ooh, I feel like that's not common, but I quite like 6 myself. I do kinda lament the consequences and all, though.

im super drunk but i got more mad dog to go and im not blacked out
if i get paid tomorrow ill be getting blacked out for a month maybe unless i decide to hit on this bitch and take her out

>>938031974
This but unironically.
>>938032082
Melee is far easier than you think, Smashfags laugh at Melee being hard because they havent touched a normal game in their lives.
>>938032099
The power of 666.
Why yes, I do find people that dont post their waifus in a waifu thread annoying.
>>938032162
Elaborate on why.

>>938032370
>Why yes, I do find people that dont post their waifus in a waifu thread annoying
me too

>>938032370
I hadn't thought of a reason because I really did not need to give it consideration.

>>938032441
Based and waifupilled. Tributes are disgusting and """waifufags""" that do them deserve to be shot on sight.
See youre a waifufag stop believing you dont belong here.
>>938032411
Post your waifu then, fucker.

amongst these infidels
i'd rather not

Oh. That was maytard.
I thought it was a worthwhile individual. Im apologize.
(You) revoked.

>>938032441
Based and waifupilled. Tributes are disgusting and """waifufags""" that do them deserve to be shot on sight.
See youre a waifufag stop believing you dont belong here.

>>938032634
it wasn't

>>938032634
I really don't feel like that low a bar should be the deciding factor. (If there should be one.)

become ojo sama pilled
the cutesy dominant

>>938032370
witch
I know

got 2 more im sipping
not like me but i been on a binge my esophagus hurts

>>938032768
Can you shut up and take the praise.
>>938032862
Im not a girl.
Why are you not posting your waifu then.

>>938033076
witches don't have to be girls
warlocks don't exist

>>938033076
I'm not falling for that , are you posting yours?

>from a community explicitly centered around being an avatarfag, but he keeps saying wifey so he's good
he doesn't belong here much like literally any other animus cockroach

im in my r9kcore playlist ohnono ugh my home is destroyed sad sad

>>938032162
The end kind of was what it was, it was a solid ending but not one I wished for.
>>938032370
Ill take your word for it.

>>938033076
Sorry, actually. I very much misread your last sentence in the previous post.
Thank you.

>>938033295
Yeah, that. The finale as a whole was... odd. But pretty cool.

>>938032370
Imagine being unironic in an ironic world.

>>938033223
He plays by discord rules and they make up the majority of consistent posters.

>>938033295
Its just dodging in direction to the ground over and over at fast speeds, I could do it if I practiced, its hard, but the concept its simple.
Comparing that to chaining 3 comand inputs with 4 parts each in less than 2 seconds is ridicoulus.
>>938033188
What the fuck do you mean youre not falling for that. What part of my behavior makes you believe Im a woman.
I dont have a waifu, I shoudlnt even be here. You however, do, and by not posting here youre committing a bigger sin than me.
>>938033359
Go to fucking sleep, you cant into post.

>>938033391
It's not anywhere near time for me to sleep.
I am tired, but not sleepy.

>>938033378
Sincerity is due for a fucking comeback.
>>938033451
Take a break then.

atleast the faggot obeys the first rules unfortunately he's not that fun. I want an interesting waifu war without discord faggotry

>>938033474
I hadn't posted in what feels like a week. I've had enough break.
It ain't that bad.

>>938033474
Not in this country of endless grift. At least there's my waifu. She keeps a level head no matter how insane Kirari is acting.

>>938033391
again I'm not falling for it
did you come up with all those rules on your own?

everyone kinda admits i always win. i literally don't have a match ever

>>938033574
There is no such thing as "enough break".
>>938033605
I dont think keeping a level head is the same as chronic apathy.
>>938033622
Whatever.
Yes.

will you waifu war me so i can utterly crush you

>>938033391
Is not that difficult, you can get pretty far by just playing a solid neutral.
Optimal combos are optimal but not necessary.
Now keeping up with shit flying all over the screen, I could never lol.

noggers so committed to one media can't compare to another because they literally stopped watching anime 20yrs ago or close to that
smh

>>938033807
yeah yeah
lame

>>938033834
God zoners and projectiles seem like a fucking cancer in normal fighting games.
They already suck major ass in Smash Bros, and that is an aerial game where you can dash all over the screen and use platforms to cover, imagine in a barren game like SF.
>>938034047
Why do you think Im a girl.
Why?

btw it's called the 100 girls who really, really, really love you

>>938033807
Of course there is.

>>938034238
Elaborate.

>>938034070
not once have I said that
because you don't make rules

>>938034070
Zoners are boring to play against and thats about it.
Projectiles are fine, they are just the game.
Every character either has a kit to work against projectiles or a projectile of their own so it's fair game plus if you hard read it you get an immediate punish.
The characters I play have no projectile and the worst fireball in the game lol.
In Guilty Gear zoners are fucking ass though, I hate playing against zoners in that game.

>>938034267
That's what I should have asked you to do.

>>938034293
You implied, by giving non answers every time I said I wasnt a girl.
I do.
>>938034297
Wow bro that sounds like such a good time.
God I hate zoners.
>>938034326
Why.

>>938033807
Perhaps you are right for once.

i think i'm the only poster everyone thought was a female. I don't know if i should find that insulting but i think i should

>>938034431
I mean its not a horrible time.
Id rather play against a Dhalsim than an Akuma.

>>938034441
Good night.
>>938034474
Is there a game where Akuma is not broken.

>>938034496
No.

>>938034431
You might not have asked me to do it if I had.

>>938034431
nice try but I'm not falling for it
do you have rules for non waifu having posters?

>>938034526
Is there a game where Akuma is fun to play against.
>>938034609
...What?
>>938034627
Youre very annoying and very hard to talk to.
Who cares, nobody follows rules anyways, theyre just flavor text.

>>938034678
No.

>>938034700
Is he at least fun to play.

>>938034678
If I had asked you to elaborate on why there is no such thing as taking too much break, you would not have asked me to elaborate on the opposite position.

>>938034718
Allegedly yeah, he is the most popular character in every game he is in.

>>938034678
you sorta implied you're a girl right there bringing it up out of nowhere. I accept you relm.I hope you feel actual relief despite your continued mask.

>>938034735
Holy shit.
Well, have him as a pocket pick then, you cant fight fire with sparks, you have to do it with fire.
>>938034732
Uhhh, I guess? What about it?
>>938034757
What the fuck are you talking about.

>>938034814
who cares

>>938034678
I know
but I want to know them

>>938034814
I would have preferred that, is all.

I fucking love how he has to get rid of his avatar for me to respond to his baiting.

>>938034849
Why are you like this? Why do you do this? There is no need for you to be this annoying.
You know them already, Ive made OPs with them before.
>>938034856
Should have acted then.

>>938034922
You're so right.

>>938034814
Naw shotos aren't my style. If I had to get another character to play I'd probably pick Juri up again.
I started playing with her but switched to A.K.I, then I switched to Cammy and now I just play whichever I feel like playing out of the two.
I did try Kimberly too but I could not see the fucking vision others see with her.

>>938034950
Let this be a lesson to be more proactive.
So are you going to elaborate on why can there be too much break.
>>938034992
Super F.
What the fuck is a shoto anyways.

>>938034922
I've told you many many times
because its fun!
I don't remember list them

we are a power team unfortunately i only like drawn women.

>>938035089
Luigi is a shoto.
Basically a character with a fireball, a dragonpunch and tatsu (some attack that lunges them forward.)
In SF this would mean shit like Ken, Ryu, Akuma.

>>938035089
I do want to at some point post.
When I came back after not posting for a while I had to wait to post, and my captchas were worse.
But mainly it's that if you want to post, but you can't because you're on break, your break is too long.

>>938035181
I glanced at your post and thought I saw "Luigi is a shota".

>>938035166
It isnt for me and I might stop talking to you because of it, you wouldnt be the first one.
Youre going to have to wait until I make a new thread.
>>938035181
I see.
>>938035309
You can post an image then dip.

>>938035309
I had to reread my post five times to make sure I didnt type shota.

>>938035349

>>938035181
whats house in hogwarts does she go in?

>>938035349
>>938035372
That's kinda what I had been doing.
Which is not the same.

>>938035360
That makes me a lil' happy.

>>938035381
Well the hat is saying Azkaban so I guess she is skipping the whole going to slytherin part.

>>938035446
funny hat

>>938035349
is that a threat?
or list them

>>938035510
Youre free to consider it as such.
No.
>>938035435
What? You crave the social aspect of this shithole?

i'm charming until i'm not

>>938035607
From time to time, yes.
Are you saying you do not? Why else are you here, pure habit?

have to speed up drinking i nursed too long

>>938035607
what are your demands
top 2?

You might find me at the bottom of a bender
But it won't be today
I saw your dreams
I saw your past life
You were a prince
You were a goddess

>>938035682
I ask myself sometimes.
I guess Im the same boat as you, I need some human interaction some times.
>>938035783
Just stop being annoying and giving vague non answers that lead nowhere.
You dont post your waifu, I dont post the rules, its only fair.

>>938035819
Can't say I really know the why of it either.
But ti's genuinely nice sometimes.

>>938035819
I hope you don't wake up nigger

>>938035935
>>938035819
weak human interaction wanters vs the chad getters despite actively making you not. want to

>>938035819
why do you hate fun
I'll wait for the next thread

>>938035935
I guess I can just be myself here without having to hold back like I do in my IRL life.
And posting Relm of course.

>>938036090
In what way do you hold back elsewhere that you don't here?

the only reason i haven't bothered you is opportunity hasn't happened. I actively want to bother you more than anyone else and i literally won't stop until i can or you stop posting

nigga posted cp lmao

>>938036241
yeah neptune did and i made few posters attempt suicide. you will too

yet every single result is you posting it, how strange
no you haven't lol

>>938036315
Untrue. Get ready to rope eventually because i never stop

>>938036405
>>938036405
>>938036405

that's why all the people here you orbit have roped right
cp-posting loser lmao