>>938697961
Falling?! Falling?! Listen to me, you delusional retard. You’re sittin’ there cryin’ into your sister’s couch cushions. You talkin’ about the glory days like some fat ex–high school quarterback who peaked at the pep rally.
‘Back when I was an innocent anon.’ Innocent?! You were never innocent, you fuckin’ degenerate. You came out the womb lookin’ like you already diddled kids. You talkin’ about postin’ Kates like it was some noble service to the internet. Newsflash, cocksucker: nobody gave a fuck then, nobody gives a fuck now. The only thing people remember is you stinking up the joint with your weak-ass posts and your drunk ramblings.
Parker got tired of dealin’ with your bottom-feeder ass, just like Chad. You think every time someone tells you to step your game up it’s because they’re jealous? No, cocksucker. It’s because everyone’s sick of you.
You’re sittin’ here 10 years later, still salty, still broke, still moochin’ off your sister, still playin’ pretend boyfriend on the internet. That ain’t a fall, Troy — that’s you never gettin’ off the ground in the first place. You’re flatter than your dead daddy’s EKG.
So shut the fuck up with this ‘innocent anon’ fairytale. You weren’t innocent, you weren’t funny, and you sure as fuck ain’t relevant. You’re just a creepy, fat, slow-witted, bug-eyed cocksucker who thinks Seinfeld and a chicken coop count as a personality. Get the fuck outta here, pig-nose.
