Thread 938743260

/waifu/

>Follow the rules
>In this thread post about your waifu
>Love your waifu
>Talk about waifu
>Everyone knows nobody follows these
>Roleplay is forbidden

beckfast

>>938745178
kneecocks it milu whip that cock out right now

diamond 1 out of placements, monster about to be acquired, about to buy a new controller.
Yep, gaming is back on the menu.

>>938746998
Which monster

>>938747028
Lando Norris.
Get on Guilty Gear, Lucy is out.

>>938747041
I'll just get rekt. I play more For Honor and GBFVR

>>938747028
how do you know that it is a waifu?

>>938745828
>roleplay is forbidden

https://youtu.be/Y-pC9U_usX8

>>938747041
Do Shion not matter to you anymore now that she's not hololive?

>>938747610
She doesnt no.

>>938747636
Expected, just wanted an excuse to ping you. Though I gotta ask, since you don't care, do you know who she is now?
It's interesting how I actually started caring and watching her after she reincarnate.

>>938747763
I have no idea if anyone.

>>938747807
That so? I thought anyone in the vtuber bubble would know without any effort to find her.

>>938747864
I dont doxxfag, what she does after her departure is none of my business.
Im sure others know, I merely follow my own philosophy.

>>938747922
Uh? Is it really doxxing? I didn't think of it that way at all, she doesn't hide it either. I'm just really glad she's still around.
I respect that, to each their own. Though I didn't catch who're you watching these days that mumei is gone.

i have watched this video so many times and i can't stop laughing
https://youtube.com/shorts/6hUiO7vBjsY?=zqiGi2SodGzTgRk8

>>938748016
To most people no, to me yea.
Roommate posting, pl posting, I classify it all under doxxfaggotry.
The same people as before, Rui, Okayu, Fubuki, Lamy, Towa, Botan, AkiRose.
Pretty much anyone.

>>938745828
Not that kneesocks. Apparently there are two of us.

>>938748374
A case of mistaken identity?

>>938748574
It seems, I do find it a bit funny that there are two of us on this site. Bound to happen.
How are we Viv?

>>938748641
Tired but well. Going out to my bf's parents house to help them move some heavy stuff out of the house but I'm up too early.

>>938748103
That's interesting, guess I won't be talking about anything related to that with you then. It looks like you see hololive as a whole, as a sort of movement(?) and not on the talents themselves. Nothing wrong with that at all, just very very different from me.
Dang, screw you 1gb/s internet users. I can't even watch livestreams consistently.

>>938748714
Ah, a full day then it seems. Good luck with that.
Coffee, an entire pot of it. Consume caffeine.

>>938748861
Should only take a few hours. Then we're gonna go get lunch together.
Already had an orange coke to wake me up, which did help.

>>938748736
A movement is too much, it's merely my life and my escape from reality.
It's theater for the mentally ill.
Oh I don't have internet nearly that good anymore, I can hardly play street fighter or watch a stream

>>938748861
RELM
>>938748922
Speaking of! Is your Japanese good enough now that you can understand more than the gist? I can now understand full sentences! At least quite a few more. My an hour a day study sessions have taken effect.
Oh dang, that's really unfortunate. Did you move or something?

>>938748912
Oh, thats not too bad then. Have fun with it!
Solid.
Work commencing.

>>938749199
HAT

>>938749199
Youre probably better than I am, I dont have time to do that sort of stuff anymore.
Yea.

>>938749232
TOBA! TOBA! TOBA! TOBA!
>>938749393
And you, are probably overestimating me. Or more likely underestimating yourself again.
I don't... really like how it seems that things aren't getting better for you. I hope I'm just overthinking it.

>>938749740
HATSUGGY

>>938749740
Maybe, I mean I'm not terrible at it I suppose. I wouldnt survive a visual novel without a dictionary though.
Eh, things probably never will but it is what it is lol.

>>938749894
ANONY
>>938749934
Is it really what it is or can you fix it?

>>938750951
It is what it is, theres no fixing this shit anymore.
You can gather the pieces of shattered glass and push them together like a jigsaw puzzle but they'll never be one solid piece again.

>>938751034
stay hydrated? :3 the most crucial is stay hydrated

>>938750951
TSUGGY!

>>938751034
I see. I hope there still exists warm moments in your life.
And more monster, can't forget the monster.

>>938751250
Got one in the fridge waiting to be consumed.

Mordred got box in the mail!

It has long cute snails in it and big round snails in it and very spiky angy snails and yellow shrimpies and shrimp lolies and shrimp protein food.

and I made spaghett

look at my snail!

claimed.

>>938751800
You get me.

>>938752013
I am wise beyond my ears

>>938752933
Why your ears though, thats a very specific remark.

>>938752981
The wisdom fills up past my ears and then leaks into my brain. Think of it like me drowning in a sea of wisdom.

>>938753866
Thats a very fancy and roundabout way of saying youre pulling things out of your ass.

>>938754016
I am very good at that.
Now what is it I get about you specifically?

>>938754301
Yeah it shows.
This is where Id do a very niche Mega Man reference but since only I would "get" it I will pass.
Remember that time I said that weve been talking for so long we could exchange images and (You)s back and forth for an entire thread and be content with it? I meant something along that sentiment.

Fox.

:3

https://youtu.be/QwGZv9DAHvU?si=WJRQ1FpIwIm0qpnY
After several hours of labbing not sure what to think of Lucy.

>>938754456
It's fun for the novelty but I still prefer the our conversations. Relm birthday soon, how about that?

>>938755504
>the our conversations
Nice phrasing.
Oh right, I forgot about that, thanks for reminding me.

I could watch shrimp eat thingies all day

>>938756515
china made robots that can have children
robot waifus are actually possible now
https://nypost.com/2025/08/17/tech/pregnancy-robots-could-give-birth-to-human-children/

there is no purpose for foids they got replaced by androids. there is thousands of donated eggs and for 200,000 you can have your waifu and natalists don't even have an argument anymore.

>>938757495
But I don't want kids.. I want more bodypillows and plushies.

>>938758042
you can still have that but it's just the only argument against robotwaifus was that they couldn't have children and now they can. you can model it with whatever waifu you want and you have a fully functional waifu that looks and acts the same that can hug you back.

always faithful never changing in appearance or possible to die and doesn't need to be taken care of. you don't need to deal with women they will cook and clean plus love you. all your waifus will be real.

>>938757805
Have you tried TH20 yet.

>>938758139
Hm.. I wonder how expensive her maintenance is.She better be able to earn money somehow.

>>938758381
No I cant be bothered to turn my VPN on to access nyaa.

>>938758466
Just buy it on Steam.

>>938758413
I don't think they will be able to work for awhile but when that happens you just need to make enough for them and it's a better investment than any possible human could be. men can be replaced aswell and probably quicker because there's no need to design them as fragile.

>>938758494
Hell no its like 15 bucks.

if you read the snopes article in entirety you can tell they're just coping and that snopes lied to kill the eventual human female outrage because that is their only purpose.

I am in this thread to worship and praise the cutest girl our universe has procured: Planet Earth. I would do anything to feel her loving hand on my head.
>>938759076
steakless chan needs 15
>>938757495
d-do not impregnate android girls
>>938754016
wow you got one, too
>>938748026
that poor soul has become wretched
>>938759173
good to know
damn, mouths run quicker than experiments still

>>938759926
I will plap the android when experimentation os complete and will dedicate my entire bank account and go in debt to have a perfect wife and you can't stop me

>>938759926
dirtball

>>938758606
Fug.. I rly need that waifu to pay my bills. that'd be amazing.

>>938760640
That would be certainly easier than pregnancy but luddites would protest otherwise there's a high probability it would have already been done and in a sense it already is but they don't look human and only have specific jobs. I would rather have a android wife than a slave personally.

>>938760583
Remember to also be kind to her, when that happens.
>>938760610
highball

>>938759926
Jules will never finish the thing he was going to use those for.

Stuff moved and lunch achieved

>>938763915
Cute!

>>938765717
Green wins

>>938765795
Sure.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

My waifu would be proud of the tremendous amount of work I've done today while against the clock. I think she would treat me to tea, and then let me rest my head in her lap while comforting me, like picrel.

>>938765879
Yep

giwtwm

>>938766219
what a nice thought
have you ever been proud of her?

Im happy Suzuka doesnt have a DA account.

>>938766425
I'm always proud of her. Proud of her for choosing her own lifestyle and being unafraid to stand out against the grain in society. Proud of her for committing to the pursuit of such skill & abilities. Proud of her for being a strong woman yet still being a lady. Proud of her for never forgetting who she is, or compromising her own honor ideals.

>>938766601
Um, okay...why?
Actually I do...so I can download full size images (which is seldom).

>>938766795
Oh God.

>>938766753
I see. I sometimes tell my waifu that I'm proud of her. I feel like she might be touched by hearing it after all the work she puts in.

>>938766921
Explain.

>>938767147
That's very nice. You should definitely be proud of her; she protects & supports us all, even though we're largely unappreciative of her.
Cute image.

>>938767303
No.
Most Im going to tell you is that its just usual /d/ tier DA stuff.

>>938767303
She's done such a great job digging out a little oasis of life and love in a cold universe. So much hard work and so much time went into all of this. It saddens me when people and animals and plants feel troubled about the state of it. Who knows, maybe it's hard to make a World at all? Maybe a good World is just impossible to make? Earth tried anyway. If it all came falling down and senpai gave up I still would be so, so proud of having called it my home Planet.

>>938767362
You've lost me. Do you post there? You're always so critical of your work.

>>938767546
Good. No, DA has always creeped me out, and now that the site is borderline unusable due to all the AI forcing on the site Im not going there.
Id rather go to Pixiv, which is basically japanese DA, but at least Pixiv is better maintained.

>>938767465
We are both fiercely proud of our wonderful, amazing waifus. I think we also wish more people would appreciate them the way they deserve.

gooning

>>938767766
Yes, exactly. DA grew out of the Elfwood community, and is 99% cringe; I only have an account there to download the very little content from there that I like that comes up in Google Images.

C O N S U M E
M E D I A

>>938767787
Hmm, yeah, I do. We have to be careful not to get jealous once they're insanely popular.

>>938767999
Trips.
Eat the DVDs.

>>938768009
I've sometimes wondered if I would truly enjoy Suzuka being super popular. It seems like it would diminish my love for her? I'm probably insecure, but also, would I enjoy or resent say, seeing an itasha wrap of her on someone else's car (just an example).

>>938768208
Indeed, grind mp3 players into a fine powder and inhale.

Good night anons! Earth senpai my beloved. I will hold senpai now.
>>938768208
Maybe you're also worried she might become something she isn't if she was popular and people made more art and companies made more media of her. At least that's what I might worry about in your shoes. Not that I have to worry about it with Earth chan, the worst thing I know is people producing plastic pins of her (whyyy plastic???).

i forgot i had a bunch of coffee
i better make a cup

im gonna shove my cock in miku
i hate when they draw her fat btw

I love my wife.

>>938771904
im going to make irl futa version and have her fuck you and i'll see if you still do. If you can't love her with in penis do you actually love her
inb4 cope that it's not the same

all these "waifus" or most of them are ugly it's no wonder they're just your favorite characters really.
i'll still stick my dick in off model versions that are better looking than the garbage you post faggots because i refuse to be able to fap to something someone calls a waifu
idc what it is i'll change it till it's possible

>>938771904
This

T-115 til sleep

>>938775545
>>938775545
>>938775438
>>938775438

>>938775611
Good evening Relm, doing better?

>>938775611
Dubs.

Desu wah i'm going to curse you

D E A R G O D N O

i'm off 5 cups of joe and i can't stop being silly

>>938776096
Yeah, kind of.
>>938776178
Singles.

>>938776788
Good, kind of.

>>938776788
Looks like dubs to me.

i should make a bunch of man relms for hg enter it as buff relm
just make it all jojo like but i know ill forget to

>>938777028
You think youre funny, dont you.
>>938777067
What the hell.


I have to leave, every time the electricity in my house fails my internet dies, and I cant talk to you like this. Farewell.

>>938777028
You think youre funny, dont you.
>>938777067
What the hell.


I have to leave, every time the electricity in my house fails my internet dies, and I cant talk to you like this. Farewell.

>>938777549
Ny ny, I'm off to sleep anyways

lol

>>938778338
You saw NOTHING.

>>938779080
>dumbass does stupid thing
>ends up in jail
lmao

need another cofeve i got 4hrs to go

i got some shit cooking i need to make notes so i don't forget to make this shit tomorrow. it will be lewd but funny moreso funny atleast to me

fuck that took awhile
i have like 7 billion notes
should all be quickly done shit however it's mostly making templates

no i don't want feedback im thinking out loud essentially

cleared everything now to do notes cleaning/organizing then get started when motivated

damn i forgot i had the namesync only script

good things do happen when you organize im glad i did this shit now but im unmotivated like hell

imma gooning until it comes back

>>938743260 (OP)
a man walks into the woods with an axe.

A poor woodcutter is chopping wood near a river when his axe accidentally slips into the water. Distraught, he prays for help. The god Hermes appears and dives into the water. First, he comes up with a golden axe and asks if it’s the woodcutter’s. The man says no. Next, Hermes comes up with a silver axe, and again the man says no. Finally, Hermes brings up the man’s own plain iron axe, and the woodcutter honestly admits it’s his.

Impressed by his honesty, Hermes rewards him by giving him not only his own axe back, but also the golden and silver ones.

When other woodcutters hear the story, they try to cheat by deliberately dropping their axes into the river and then falsely claiming the golden or silver ones. But because of their dishonesty, they end up with nothing.

plapplapplap

yea. not doing it till lunchtime cleaning folders got me it gunna be good tho

maybe ill start after video

osht fap memories

plap plap fuck boring attention whore avatarfaggots in the gay hookup thread
shits my newspaper

nigga posted cp lmao

another kneesocks lmao
>>938789374
No i didn't i found the ones who did tho and dated em and you keep protecting them

dude not paying attention if a dude 31 in 2025 how old is he in 2017

Stupid tourists spammer i should report him for signature usage

it's a signature

get yeeted. 3rd oldest my ass can't say who they are because it's bs fag can't even say who's 1 and 2 and guarantee they'll be wrong thinking it's anyone in the circlejerk

nigga posted cp lmao

>>938790499
bye schizo get outta my thread

nigga posted cp lmao

it's a waifu thread you're supposed to post waifus not spam catchphrases

need coffee before i start these meme template images imma make but i got a master roshi one thats gonna be sick

Butt

LMAO

>>938794073
>here relm keeps going instead of stopping
3rd world spic

lmao

O B S E S S E D

>>938794393
Aren't you a pedophile in loli threads?

Yeah he hasn't admitted he's a pedo
lolicon=pedophile
actual real
idky they keep denying being pedophiles they're actually attracted to children
non-offending pedophiles=hasn't got caught

didnt you post underage cock

I think I'm gonna play Stellar Blade.

you ever just

>>938794826
What about the rules? Do these not apply now?

And what about this?
What is this place and why am I in it? And why does everyone act so strange here?

>>938796582
What?.. uhh.. I'm gonna play some vidya now. I can't help u.

What the fuck is up with anzu and relm?
Them niggers e-dating or something?
relm is definitely a fag

Relm: 08/04/25(Mon) 18:37:39 No.938024934
Youre just mad Im not gay for (You), cupcake.

if you 2 are dating take your relationship to discord. Take your mi lou with you and suck eachother off

>>938797808
anzu won by the way

>>938798396
No hes in a relationship with a teenage boy
fuck off nigger

Not your dating server just like i told neptune and sono so take both your avatarfaggot asses to discord.
i'm trying to have fun not deal with homofaggots having a dating game

anzu won and it makes him so mad

>>938800310
Gtfo go dock dicks somewhere else stop making everything revolve around your gay relationships

mfker got yeeted
big waifu tittys

gooning

but the only one obsessing about gay relationships is you?

>>938802535
Fuck off

>>938743260 (OP)
>"follow the rules"
>"everybody knows nobody follows these"
I thought the minimal, most basic and fundamentally always-followed rule is that everyone respects everyone else's claim to their respective waifu. Does no one respect this anymore?
>T. horny for my wife tonight and want to post my feelings about her again maybe

>>938806816
Who is she because she's probably one of my waifus too. I have merchandise i'm legit i just don't have dakis or explicit sex toys it's just doing too much imho

>>938807040
>Who is she because she's probably one of my waifus too
Doubt it. She's my wife. Is there any one waifu you would say "I'd give up any and every waifu for this one wife"? Also, she has no merch.

And I'm not posting her for people to fap to her. I want to express my feelings for her or something and then have my relationship be appreciated. I'm mostly expecting people like the Suzuka poster and other posters from the beginning of the thread who were actually on topic.

yikeroni...

>>938807866
What's this supposed to mean?

>>938807336
>I'm mostly expecting people like the Suzuka poster and other posters from the beginning of the thread who were actually on topic
that includes me i just wasn't posting images

>>938809145
whats she playing

>>938810972
Tribes: aerial assault

>>938811186
cool
ive never heard of it