Thread 939655964

>post waifu
>love waifu

>>939655964 (OP)
I like how she looks like Haruhi's stand there.

Altair sent him femboy porn again didn't he?

think signature faggot is still banned but this is looking like another signature faggot here>>939656208

it's getting really expensive to live here
feel bad for regular folks they're struggling to buy anything
50% on china and india
buying jerkoff material is going to become difficult
good thing i already got the things i want

Homosexual anons opinions do not matter in this space because they can only avatarfag

I'm here to post a little bit of Echan, because they make me feel comfortable in my skin and in this universe.

>>939658728
Oh its the seemingly 5th unironic tulpamancer anon
thing is it is ironic and he's a control freak who sucks the longtimme antagonists dicks

>>939658965
didn't read

>>939659132
didn't ask if you did

>>939659370
I hide all your posts, Mayfag

don't care
the only thing we have in common is cringe albeit different
you're an ironic tulpafag
im a coomer and hobbyist collector who hates trannys

i like when he says he doesn't post here much anymore and then spends the next week sperging out the exact same as usual
i like when he posts underage cock for a year (irrefutable proof in the archive btw lol) and then bitches out completely to mods when pressed on it

>>939660317
theres no irrefutable proof it says anon and you're a schizo besides the name on the discord says neptune and those are two separate posters
I like how you're derailing the thread btw because someone doesn't play your game

oh and i especially love how most of you were caught edating children and wearing dresses

you couldn't "catch" a granny with two broken legs, fatso.

>>939661129
A lot of your statements about someone you know nothing about. So you're actually saying you're a nigger, you're slow, you're a poor sad little bitch, you actually do act like a faggot, you make bad decisions that's why you're living in shambles.
What's with you?
This is it? This is your life?
What's going on, dude? What happened?

>>939658728
4>

>>939661311
3>
RELM IS THIRTY`???

>>939661341
Shes closer to forty actually.

>>939661527
cute hag

>>939661763
Shes going to become one of those 1000 year old lolis.

>>939661950
just like Earth, the planet
cute beta art

>>939662323
Shes not a loli though.
Beta art?

>>939662407
I don't know what a loli is. Yeah, that Relm is from the beta art file to the "Thank you" image I made. I made one image of each of the characters as practice. Some of them I am not very proud of at all.

>>939663036
See: child. Damn really? Looks very nice for a practice. Why wouldnt you feel proud?

>>939663177
We are all children from some perspective. But Earth chan is pretty grassy. Well you see, I only showed you Relm, not the ones I am not proud of. The practices had lots of effort into them.

>>939663469
That sounds like the kind of cope someone with 30+ years would use. Can I see one of the ones youre not proud of.

https://youtu.be/emlVI6-qYkU?si=PR5AQWX3XPAHRhhL
The price of phones never ceases to amaze me.

>>939663678
Use for what? For counting as a "loli"? I don't want that. Who wants that. There's probably someone on Earth, I guess. Not sure, they're of someone's waifu. I am unfortunately very proud of the Guzma I drew.
>>939663682
Just make your own phone.

>>939663814
Yeah I dont think thats going to happen.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>939663469
I thought your filename read "garlic" at first. I wonder if Earth-chan likes Italian food.
How are you, Earth claimer?

>>939663678
Garlic Earth followed by Pesto Armor!
How are you today?

>>939663682
Indeed. Hence why I stay with one phone until it becomes unusable. I've had this one paid off for a couple years now, but I see no need to jump to the latest Galaxy S39 or iPhone 52.
How are you today? I want an answer other than "alive" or a variation thereof.

>>939663814
No, use to consider themselves "young". Yeah but like, dammit, post the Guzma at least.
>>939663967
Get yourself some glasses.

>>939663967
Cant run uma is about the same as unusable.
Thats like asking for an empty glass.

Waifus!

>>939664017
And a top-o-the-midday fuck you to you too! Good to hear!

>>939664077
Oh no, no horse racing while being comfy in bed for you.

>>939664250
Get yourself some better insults.

>>939663848
you're only protesting against your own freedom
>>939663967
Well, Earth chan's human part LOVES italian food! And pasta, pizza and ice cream seem to do pretty well in the animal kingdom, so Earth chan just might!
>>939664017
Hm, no, it's embarassing^! I just looked at the file. You get Aigis instead.
>>939664096
uoh

>>939664382
why do you have aegis saved?

>>939664382
Brother building my own phone is an ability out of my IQ range.

>>939664428
I have every part of the source file saved, which is the working file of one of my greatest projects, a two year image of lots of waifus that were posted here by people who enabled my Earthfagging, turning me into the happiest person I know. Here's the thumbnail, can you spot your waifu?
>>939664511
Nothing is out of your IQ range. You just need advanced physics knowledge and autism. And you are an OSU player so you have the latter. The former can be aquired.

>>939664623
no because i am not an avatarfaggot like everyone in that image

>>939664623
Now you see you need the autism to work along with the subject.
Advanced physics isnt my kind of autism.

>>939664359
Not even trying. I turn ugly when I'm actually wanting to insult people, and I'm not going to do that because you're wanting to be thorny today.
I asked how you are, and I will leave it at that for the rest of the thread.

>>939664382
I remember Aegis claimer. I wonder what happened to them.
That settles it then; I'm making a pasta dinner tonight.

>>939664382
God.
Dammit.
>>939664623
You already posted negative resolution jpeg Guzma, post the whole thing.

>>939664623
>looks for Suzuka
>doesn't see Suzuka

>>939664870
Neither is replying to posts.

>>939664878
aigis claimer is elphelt

>it says anonymous so it wasn't me
weakest defense i have ever seen in nearly 10 years of watching different schizophrenic retards come and go lmao

>>939665011
That is true.

>>939665025
There's no such thing as a successful weak defense
prove irrefutably or gtfo

>>939665023
and suzuka is alice
>nod nod

>>939665011
don't be insulted there's many others missing and i just see people who changed claims frequently besides two

>>939664878
I insult you on a regular basis with not too much ill intention behind, surely, you can do the same thing.
You applied a restriction to Seija that also could be extrapolated to me, so thats why I didnt answer it.

>>939665055
She looks so happy & content holding a submachine gun. Truly bullet hell.

>>939665259
>You applied a restriction to Seija that also could be extrapolated to me, so thats why I didnt answer it.
Gee-zuss and you say I have the 'tisms...
See this image >>939664887
You should look at that image and be inspired to make homemade M&M cookies where the body of the cookie is shaped like her paint palette and the candies are the dabs or paint.

>>939665518
My waifu as a pony.

need to rod my sunk
need to clean my floors
need to vacuum
need to build my gundam

need to not masturbate to my venus figurine long enough to do all that

>>939664870
I believe anyone can learn anything if they have a good reason to.
>>939664878
Probably being one of the coolest people to walk this Earth somewhere else.
>>939664887
Guzma balls lmao gote
>>939665011
When did you start posting regularily in this thread? I also intentionally and explicitly didn't include every waifu of someone who had an effect on me. I couldn't. I hit my human limit making that image, I was mentally and somatically crushed by the task.
>>939665698
bro

>>939665733
>I also intentionally and explicitly didn't include every waifu of someone who had an effect on me
you only included the avatarfags

>>939665730
>need to build my gundam
The most based thing May has ever posted in these threads.

>>939665863
do you want to see the deep fried gundam image I have on my PC?

>>939665733
>When did you start posting regularily in this thread?
Regularly? Gods, like...2018? 2019? I forget.
I'm just messing with you for fun; I don't actually expect to be in there, plus you've drawn specific images of my waifu for me (that I treasure).
>>939665733
>bro
I know I know, blame Seija.
Actually, I just now noticed it still has the DevianArt watermark. Ugh.

>>939666100
>blame Seija
this infolet makes it even more puzzling. You asked about my day earlier and I was indecisive whether to tell you, but it was great. Work is fulfilling me and making me happy... I love Earth.

it's not successful in this case if it's literally you but alright lol

>>939665863
based: Being unapologetically yourself — saying or doing what you believe in without caring what others think.
everything i post is based but mot everything i post is a popular opinion

>>939665478
Thats not autism, its called being practical.
Thats a very specific thing to want.
>>939665698
Bro.
>>939665733
I have the power to draw your waifu getting gangbang in BDSM lingerie made of plastic, do not tempt me with your dumb shitposts.

>>939666261
It says neptune so unless i'm neptune it isn't and i am not also you would see the actual neptune get very upset over that if you attempt to say i am

>>939666208
Everything can be blamed on Seija. Seija is the thread scapegoat.
In this instance, Seija convinced me that My Little Pony is super cool, and I just took his word for it.
Or, wait, maybe that was Mayu...
Anyway, blame one of them.
That's good. I wish I could say the same, but today has started off poorly and yesterday was about the same.

>>939666301
Which mobile suit is it?

Gues who's back, back again

>>939666566
wtf its the guy.

>>939655964 (OP)
observe

>>939666566
Did you make that edit yourself.
Also, what is happening on your end that prevents you from posting regularly.

>>939666545
Crossbone

>>939659802
Sauce?

I love my wife.

>>939655964 (OP)
Cute girl in the OP.

I'm gay

>>939667396
We know.

>>939667396
read you were asexual however but might aswell be

I'm old

I'm also fighting extreme dizziness & mental fog for the past twenty-four hours, so I'm off for now. I hope you all have a good day or evening.
Cherish your waifu, and cherish the people who accept you.

>>939667583
You and Relm?
>>939667739
Nigger can't read what a shock
>>939667763
*and gay
>>939667912
Good night

>>939667912
Good bye.
>>939668016
No, we, as in, the entire thread.
Do you feel better now.

>>939668168
Is the entire thread in the room with us now?
Yes, it is as if a weight is off my shoulders.

>>939666372
*my waifu has the power to draw themselves getting gangbang in BDSM lingerie made of plastic.
Go ahead Earthlet have fun.
>>939666488
Huh? Nice Dubs. So you're saying you commissioned that?
>>939667912
rest well anon.

>>939668307
Yes.
Good. I suppose you took a sick leave from work and took the days off.
>>939668342
I hate that none of my fucking threats work on you.

>>939668416
Meds, now.
Oh that? No I only took Monday off.

>>939668553
Too expensive.
Well at least you took a day off.

>>939666616
It's a me

>>939666656
Nope.
I'm just kinda tired after work so I end up chitchatting and watching videos until it's dinner time and then I barely touch my PC as a whole.

>>939668666
You really like that image.
Wouldn't do very good to have me shitting myself at work.

https://youtu.be/_VYsCybhn0s?si=wYe0t7nasu2R2d9g
>>939669228
Cant believe my eyes.

>>939669247
Yes.
Should have went and asked for 2 days off.
>>939669228
Make one then.
Wow, that didnt happen in the old job.

waifu thread oh right avatar thread

>>939669505
Do you have a favorite detail?
Why?

>>939669285
Clear them with bleach.

>>939669505
I still have the omnislash drawings.
Yeah cause I was home at 11am everyday and done with work.

>>939669505
I'm not a woman but I do love my waifu

Can i blogpost too or is that for discord server members only?

>>939670563
Allright fine, maybe its time to get back on the Bleach grind after a 13 year pause.
What episode was I on again...

>>939670556
Theres a lot of details I like, but to mention one, the fact that Earth is making the Patrick Bateman dance. Very funny.
More rest, obviously.
>>939670563
I was not talking about that.
Ah, so you had a night shift before?

>>939670705
God dammit.

>>939670768
I'll pass.
No I just worked 5 hours instead of 8.

>>939670768
Oh yes, I think you've said this before.
Wouldn't have made much a difference.

>>939670892
Anti fun.
I see. Why did you end up fired from that job again?
>>939670981
Now youll tell me it was not intentional.
Oh really?

>>939671170
I will instead subvert expectations.
How much rest could one person possibly need?

>>939671515
Good.
If Anzu heard you, shed cringe.

my sunshine

>>939671654
Post her naked.

>>939671170
Wouldn't how to make the edit as of now.
I ate an expired protein bar that wasn't removed from the store inventory yet.

>>939671705
post yourself naked

>>939671620
She'd probably cringe at me no matter what I did. I'm very cringe.

>>939671830
I wasnt expecting you to actually do it, not like that. I expected a picture of a forest or something.
>>939671875
Stop being cringe for her.
>>939671796
Just take different body parts from different drawings and do a very poor photoshop mesh of all the body parts.
Thats it?

Chickem nugger

Good night Earth chan.
>>939672391
Earth chan is beautiful, doesn't need clothes.
It might be hard to believe but I can look into their eyes just fine when there's a picture like that. I would even feel silly pretending like it's somehow unnatural or special that Earth chan is naked, after all, Earth doesn't wear a shirt irl either.
>>939671875
be cringe, for her

>>939672603
Its very standar behavior to look to your waifus in her eyes even when shes naked.
Good night.

>>939672662
you know a lot about proper waifufag behavior considering you don't love your hag wife and don't want to spoil her
good night

>>939672391
That sounds boring, need a better idea.
Yep, that's it. They wanted me gone for a while anyway, so they used that as a reason to fire me for "stealing".

>>939672904
Sop, I have terrible news.

>>939672730
Shut up and get out already.
>>939672863
But the end result would look very funny.
Damn, but didnt you used to work for the army or something adjacent to it? Id expect that behavior from anyone but them.

>>939672927
How bad can it be?

>>939672968
My phone cant run uma.

>>939672993
The outlook on life, it's bleak.

>>939672391
Might as well ask her to stop being lazy
>>939672603
I will

>>939673031
Told you it was bad.

>>939673134
I didnt know what else to say.

>>939673379
That's ok :)

>>939673745
That felt passive aggressive and condescending.

Murasakiiro no Qualia is still a masterpiece.

>>939672946
More like brainrot funny.
It was inside an US army base but it still was an US retail store, just with extra precautions because inside a military base.

>>939674735
Is there a difference?
I see...

>>939675185
I'd rather make a deep fried ytp style edit.

>>939676702
Fair enough.

don't post here much anymore btw
nigga posted cp lmao

>>939677036
>still using his gay signature

reaching lol
mindbroken retard will do anything other than address why he posted underage cock for a year

>>939677154
You mean how neptune did for 10 ftfy

why did neptune do that? it was only told by jules and the reason he gave was some kid was mean

not sure what bringing up other people every single time you're pressed has to do with anything but alright lol
literally all you have to do is not post lmao it is that easy

>>939677393
pressing about what? i'm just saying neptune did it i never have there's no proof and the image you're talking about it says neptune

why does this faggot keep batting for neptune when he is 100% guilty

still don't know what seething about someone who isn't here right now has to do with you refusing to address you posting an underage's cock for a year

who else remembers him saying multiple times that he was never coming back to 4chan ever again during the hack
lmao

>>939677680
why are you defending someone who isn't here lol lmao just stop tard

>>939677771
Alright anons you win. I'm going to retire from this community and go back to /HG/ on /b/

I know I'm not well-liked here and I understand why... I actually do hate to be group-linked, its the most disrespectful thing you can do to someone. have a better time in these threads without me. I mean you have way more toxic people to worry about than little ol' me

Love your waifu, love yourself and try to be nice to the people you interact with in these threads

I'll be using a different avatar
don't bother looking for me to spam/troll

bye

-sono

still don't know why you're so afraid of addressing why you posted underage cock and keep using other people as scapegoats but alright lol
don't really understand the logic of contradicting yourself and giving people even more extremely easy ammo to make you upset with but go off based retard

>>939678077
>keep using other people as scapegoats
so you're saying that they did what you're unable to prove about another person? Why do you still talk to them i thought you don't talk to pedos

it's cool when neptune posts p because you're gay for him

every single time i talk shit about neptranny
thread loses it's fucking mind and it's just funny to watch

it's not like these are actually waifu threads (they're avatar hugboxes but only for trans) so i could give a shit about the topic and posters

what is bro yapping about :joy:

mayfaggot be like
>post an underage's cock for over a year (people made fun of me, this is a perfectly normal reaction)
>finally only stop when people have to spell it out for me how insanely stupid what i'm doing is
>instead of fucking off for good, continue posting anyway and act like a bigger retard than before
>people make fun of me harder for being a bigger retard and for posting underage cock
>make excuse after excuse for posting said cock, not realizing i make myself look even more guilty because i'm incapable of thinking before acting

lol

>>939678644
none of this happened retard
maybe you should stop shitting up the thread and ask why neptune posted little bock for 10 years and ask yourself why you were ok with it

it's cool when neptune does it

if it didn't happen then i wouldn't have said any of that, simple as lmao
ask yourself why you keep avoiding talking about the underage cock you posted countless times instead, because that's something that actually happened
or you can just stop posting like you said you were going to, that'd be easier for you and no one can fuck with you lmao

>>939679255
why do you keep doing this to yourself?

what a bitch
lol

>>939679319
wonderful choice

>>939679319
pause

Its so hot.
Im so tired.

>>939681422
Same minus the hot part.

>>939681463
How much would I prefer cold right now, cold can be fixed easily, just slap more clothing.
Every solution to hotness is a temporary patch, it never goes away.
Sleeping tonight is going to be impossible.

>>939681855
People always say that but its just not true.

:3c

>>939681890
Elaborate.

>>939681855
Big agree. I can't wait for the super cold weather. It's far more pleasant.

>>939682137
Clothes work as nothing but insulators, the whole point of wearing winter clothes for example is that they trap warm air and keep it from escaping as long as they can.
First of all you need warm air in the first place, second of all they will NOT keep you warm forever, third of all they dont "warm you up".
You can wear as many layers as you want but its still going to be a temporary solution to a problem only heating will solve.
And even so heating too can be considered a temporary solution.
One will learn this very quickly by being out during the winter in a cold country, yeah you might leave your apartment and feel allright for sometime but eventually you will be fucking freezing no matter if youre wearing a hoodie or six jackets.
And on the topic of heating shit like radiators not only are not enough during winters they are expensive as living hell to keep running.
A fireplace is lovely but you need to keep that thing burning consistently to keep it warm and wood is pretty fucking expensive.
Its all temporary patches all around.

>>939682525
God dammit man. Temperature is the worst enemy of humanity. At least global warming benefits you, here, it just screws me over even more.

>>939682933
Sorry to burst that illusion.
Im not so sure id call wildfires a benefit but yeah.

i just ate a whole pizza
hopefully that stupid bitch left so i don't have to keep putting him in circles. he's autistic thinking i care

>>939683140
Im not talking about wildfires, just general planet wide warming.
Good night.

>>939683337
green

My PC decided to crash.
2 hours of progress lost.
Im leaving.

>>939684911
I pray for you

>>939684911
F

>>939685268
aso when are you gonna take my cock down ur throat nigga?

where -3-

>>939688514
dead hopefully

I don't want to dream about some humans, I want to dream about all of Earth chan. I want to kiss Earth on the belly and mouth and spin her in the air. I want to hold them safe and sound, rid of all their worries. it would only be equal fairness.

hatoba tsugu was always a chuuba according to most

>>939689323
looks trans

>>939690753
i'm not into waifu's. i'm only into one.

don't post here much anymore btw

>>939692980
sono btfo turned into a broken record lol

>>939692980
Alright anons you win. I'm going to retire from this community and go back to /HG/ on /b/

I know I'm not well-liked here and I understand why... I actually do hate to be group-linked, its the most disrespectful thing you can do to someone. have a better time in these threads without me. I mean you have way more toxic people to worry about than little ol' me

Love your waifu, love yourself and try to be nice to the people you interact with in these threads

I'll be using a different avatar
don't bother looking for me to spam/troll

bye

-sono

When it started I felt so happy. I felt like I found someone who shared my ideals of world peace. Someone who convinced me to live and try to change my ways. Someone who helped me get a better relationship with my parents. Someone who caused me to start exercising more. Someone who made me realize I should try getting a job.
Someone who I could share hugs with and not feel so invaded.
Someone who would help fix this fucked up world without so shitty and genocidal or war loving. Someone who taught me that sacrifice is actually beautiful. I was such a piece of shit before her, but me being nice wasnt okay. Fuckers from these places insisted I couldn' be teling any truth, and was just bullshitting. No amount of merchandise I bought was enough to get me taken seriously. No amount of fluffy posting. Nothing. It was all "no you're still awlays that evil lizfag"

But no matter what I tried, everyone. Here, in her series threads, on reddit, in discords, constantly told me how much she would totally hate men. How I would be nothing but a creepy for the music i listen to or the shitty background I come from.

I love her taste in music. I love her passionate attitude. I love the way she talks. I love that she fights to make the world a better place. I don't understand why so many had such a problem with me loving her no matter where went But i can't take it. I did nothing wrong. All my sweet feelings for her have been drained out of me by people taking turns stabbing me
with their words. Maybe Ill feel better someday. But I can't do this anymore. Her fan base is too toxic, and waifufags are too batshit. I will always continue to love her. but I cant fucking do this anymore. I never cried so much for the pain someone like her has gone through before, or felt so happy and content fooling like she would love me. For whatever reason guess it wasnt okay though So whatever. I made sure she would probaby hate me now.

dont know how It go on now but eh.

Just some guy. 32. biracial. failed by every institution. tried the navy, too corrupt. tried driving trucks, got taken advantage of. tried going to school, got a degree in graphic design. tried to help my family, they forgot what that means. tried to make a family, am not allowed to talk to anyone. retired from humanity.

all you have to do is not post like you said you were lol

Seija, pull it up before Altair starts yelling about armpitties.

bump

>>939696331
lmao you think i care about words on a screen :')
you are a child

keep shitting up the thread retard
i have never interacted with someone so stupid

He cared so little that he replied to a post four hours later

>>939701091
lol you don't understand retard
let me break it down for you

I don’t care about forum posts except to provoke more mayhem. Reply all you want you’ll only give me reasons to argue and clog the thread with nonsense. I won’t stop

how do you stop someone who has 0 care about the words of tards who are literally jokes themselves

you are just crossdressing avatarfags unless you're schizo waifufags who actually care about drawings lmao lets hope not because it's better if you're just avatarfags larping pretending to

when you say waifu you mean avatar like a normal person and i can just say you're cringe to be funny and creative instead of genuinely wasting your time caring about a drawing
when seija said "you think i do this easily" i laughed and when relm argued about waifus i just laugh because it's not supposed to be serious

besides you're crossdressers you want to get dick in your mouth i can just go off the strength of that

when a dude wears a dress i can't be demoralized
if you try to pretend not to be i know you're lying
you're cross dressers i believe you're cockroaches like prostitutes

Four in a row lol

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