the woman who could literally 'channel' messages from the universe and could literally 'divine' people's phone numbers out of thin air, completely out of thin air.
(And that's just one of many uses she would utilize her clairvoyance for)
Not even joking
Not a hallucination
Not a psychotic false belief
we saw it with our own eyes
My entire life, my brothers and I, then jet's mother, and my current wife
they all saw it with their own eyes as well
absolutely 100% legitimate clairvoyant
she did shit like that all the time
it came natural to her
(she got it from her mother, a German occultist)
no shit..... she could literally LITERALLY 'guess people's phone numbers', out of thin air... and lots of other things she could somehow 'know'
she told me that the universe is continually sending us ECHOES OF EVENTS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET
understand? she was explaining there's no such thing as a linear time, without saying those words
And she explained If nobody ever told you about a radio, you wouldn't even know it existed. And until they showed you how to turn it on and change the channels, you would never know it was possible... music from thin air. she said It's important to know how to set your antenna to get the best reception
That's exactly how she explained it to me when I was a kid
me and my brothers just thought it was normal. we didn't realize everybody else's mom wasn't clairvoyant
this design on the back of the jacket is the same logo I painted on the back of my $360 federal assault task force jumpsuit that I was wearing when they did the newspaper article about my mural in Memphis...
But in the reproduction it just looks like a black jumpsuit. You can't even see the alien at all because the way the newspaper transferred into a JPEG
But this is the exact logo I had on the back of that jumpsuit
IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL !!!!!!!
of course, you wouldn't believe all the questions people would ask me like when I was standing in line in a convenience store
right?
It looked completely legitimate
It didn't look homemade at all
It looked exactly like some kind of professionally printed area 51 alien infiltration division jumpsuit...
totally official looking with my name on the front and everything just like a military alien assault task force soldier or something
So you can imagine.. Plus, this is back in the early '90s when UFOs hadn't become as big as the topic is now. It was still somewhat underground
I was pulling her labia as wide apart as possible with my index finger and middle finger of my right hand, and with my left index finger I was gently massaging her rectum and loosening it up for the Big Show...
and a chunk of potato fell out of her whole right into my fucking mouth
So anyway now I've got three fingers up her ass and I'm just digging my tongue deeper into her snatch as I'd ever done before and a piece of meat rolled out of her into my goddamn mouth
well it was more like two pieces of meat connected with a string of gristle...
And finally I just couldn't take any more of this bizarre dysfunctional shit and I asked her "Mom? Are you sick?"
take me take me take me take me take me to the take me take me take me to the take me take me take me to the take me take me take me to the take me take me take me to the take me to the top.....
Should I make a vore fetish online comic? I decided it's my dream to become a lolcow because I fetishize my fears so that's why I'm the logposter and I want as much online morons to hate me as possible
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I was wondering if I could get a good picture of a doggy doo. I'll try to get it for you, but I don't know if it's gonna happen. It'll be a picture of a doggy doo, not a picture of a doggy doo.
