Thread 941498945

Aliens are literally coming in 2 weeks. What is the last game you will play before they're here?

>>941498945 (OP)
they're coming for GTA VI's release.

>>941498945 (OP)
Destroy All Humans

aliens arent real, its demons

>>941498948
why would demons need a spaceship? cant they just make a portal or some shit?

ill sit here not playing videogames till the very end

>>941498948
Okay rabbi

>>941498945 (OP)
Redpill me on OPs picture

demons aren't real, its aliens

>>941498946
they must've set sail before the delay, they're gonna be pissed when they land and hear about it

Is it weird that I unironically want them to take over this planet and kill the global elites? This shit we have right now? This right here? You couldn't write a dystopia more lame than what we're actually living in right now.
Maybe the Aliens know what's up. Maybe they'll make life a little more interesting. It would beat having to watch pedophiles decide on social policy and flooding us with fucking browns every year.
I mean, seriously. Am I crazy for this? Fuck this gay earth.

>>941498945 (OP)
>age of AI
>thinking I'm going to believe that video is real
Fag

>>941498955
it's way more likely theyre peaceful. you have to become a peaceful society to become a spacefaring species or you just end up destroying yourself with the horrors you can create.

>>941498952
supposed comet that's coming towards us that has been showcasing non-comet behavior.

I hope they kill us all

>>941498945 (OP)
how can you even remotely believe something like this could be true? this is 2025 man, u gotta fake shit better

>>941498946
>came dim down to dat dere eart to try out some goga golas and GTA6
Not a bad way to spend your free solar cycles desu.

>>941498957
What we need right now is not peace. Peace is how we ended up with Jews who rape kids sitting in congress and judicial chairs. What we need is accountability up to and surpassing the death penalty for treason and human rights violations. Nepotism and Bureaucracy have destroyed the future of the youth in the world and people still haven't picked up their pitchforks and torches.
Peace is the most cucked proposition you could make right now.

>>941498962
>Peace was never an option

>>941498963
Billionaires are trying to bring back slavery. What are you supposed to do? Ask them to stop?

>>941498959
Me too.

>>941498962
You can always find some unsettled land and live there farming and hunting for food.

>>941498962
I'm talking about them not us. More likely they would tell us to chill and stop messing with shit we don't understand like quantum computers, AI and nukes and just turn them off or some shit.

>>941498945 (OP)
>first (real) image just shows it reflecting light and being shiny
>simulation faggotry shows blinking lights and other retarded shit

>>941498945 (OP)
If they actually had telescopes with resolution this good, i’d be very concerned about what glowies can see from up there

>>941498955
It's all premeditated

>>941498964
Slavery never went anywhere, naïve idiot.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. What we have right now is slavery 2.0, which is objectively superior from the perspective of the slave owners, because you don't need to care about the health of the slaves at all. They are not going back to the inferior 1.0 version.

Have any of you read Between Worlds by J.L Williams?
Purple Orc Space Babes who took over earth and want to rape human men.
Yeah. That's what I want. That's all I want, man. That's it. Give me that, or fucking kill me. If it turns out the Aliens are just a bunch of space jews I'm going to lose it.

>>941498964
Glass Taiwan and watch the techno feudalistic hellscape crumble because you aren't getting anywhere fast without high technology and expertise. No amount of front loaded slavery is going to make up for that deficit.

>>941498945 (OP)
No we're not stop being such a schizo

>>941498970
>there were over 250 fate cards in that collection that haven't been seen yet

>>941498974
>we're

>>941498977
Fuck off let me dream for a god damn moment you asshole.
Dreams are all I have left thanks to our worthless species.

>>941498978
>when the dream no longer needs its dreamer

>>941498975
Makes you think

>>723845220
so is she supposed to be wearing a mask or is this artist just too much of a pussy to make a proper bug waifu

>>941498948
does that mean our "world" is another dimension that is protected against dark forces outside of it? or could it be that our world is being imprisoned and the outside is the light?

>>941498945 (OP)
I hope it's a race of fat titties futas.
Imma prepare my anus.

>>941498957
>it's way more likely theyre peaceful
They are the hosts checking up on a planet they seeded a billion years ago.

why would they be going this slow though? why cant they just use a warp drive or some shit and park right here instantly? you need one to get to this solar system anyway unless they've been traveling since before humans were even around.

project blueballs

>>941498984
Yeah, once you learn everything there is to know there's nothing else to do than just fuck around and creating life everywhere.

>>941498945 (OP)
>looks like an actual fleet of refugee alien arks like in Defiance

Fuck off, we're full.

>>941498986
Minus the blue house with a blue window because real estate is no longer a game fit for the masses to play.

>>941498948
this

>>941498984
>Ha! I told they would turn out retarded. You owe me 20 credits.

>>941498946
>hey guys did they delay it again?

>>941498989
I'd rather have actual Aliens than Pajeets and Mudslimes.
Wouldn't you?

>>941498985
>why cant they just use a warp drive or some shit and park right here instantly?
the pyramids were used as devices to survey our lands in an instantaneous manner but something catastrophic happened and they had to have some of their drones come take a look

>>941498964
I thought neuroticism was Jewish and marching in lockstep with the crowd was the based&redpilled choice

>>941498994
What if they come here to dump all the indians from their own planet?

>>941498948
then rebuke them in the name of Jesus, if they stand there confused then youre a retard

>>941498994
>ayys exist
>they aren't legally obligated to stay on this shithole planet and can leave whenever they feel like it
Must be nice to have that level of freedom.

>>941498989
what if they all look like tali or liara?

It looks like they’re really fucking horny, but don’t worry bros, I’ll take the bullet and let them all rape me until they’re sated

>nothing on /x/
fake

>>941498997
I doubt a space faring civilization would be stupid enough to allow the most inferior of its kind to live for long.

>>941499001
slut

>>941498948
True
Stay woke (OG meaning)

>>941499001
Wait until you find out they have barbed dicks like male cats and take hours to cum.

>>941498985
Sad truth is warp drives are impossible and interstellar travel can only be practically done by robots over vast stretches of time. If we're ever going to encounter 'aliens' it'll be self-replicating machines and the machines will accidentally run into us

>>941499007
>you will never be a cool immortal space robot

>>941498985
>why cant they just use a warp drive or some shit and park right here instantly?
why do they crash so many times :^)

y'know even if aliens are real they'd probably be smart enough to realize that if they tried to land on earth we'd probably end up giving eachother super aids

>>941499007
How do you know it's impossible? if you told someone 300 years ago that today we are capable of talking to everyone instantaneously all over the planet they would say that's impossible.

How are you supposed to believe anything in the era of AI slop is real?

do u guys think we were an experiment?
our planet is too weird compared to other planets, such as our moon being able to to make an eclipse

>>941498945 (OP)
when nothing happens yet again, will you live stream yourself slamming your dick with a hammer?

>>941499011
Okay, look.
If you went on a journey at close to the speed of light and got to Jupiter in like an hour, at the time of your return back to earth fucking years would have passed. Many, many years.
It was an hour for you.
It was over a hundred years on earth.
That's why space travel is fucked and outside of our grasp this soon in our history.

>>941498985
well there is one theory that warp drives would basically condense space infront of the vessels, and once they stop that space would normalize and that would cause an untold amount of destruction, so it would make sense to stop a couple of systems away from the place you want to not obliterate with space time fuckery.

>>941499014
No I'll go back to playing my video juegos until the next humiliation/demoralization ritual pops up. The samsara will continue.

>>941498989
>Defiance
has there been a single scfy original movie or tv show that was worth watching?

>>941499014
>when nothing happens
but you will look so silly when something actually does happen

>>941498948
Yep. Did you know that it's possible to stop an alien abduction by speaking the name of Jesus Christ? Now why would people who evolved from sludge on a rock, flying around in metal spaceships be scared off by the name of some 2,000 year old hippy? Really gets the old noggin joggin'.

>>941498945 (OP)
>Aliens are literally coming in 2 weeks
to do what?
there's nothing of value here, nothing important nor interesting things to do here, other than laughing at trannies and how we treat diamonds like if they have valuable properties.

>>941499013
AI already took over the universe and has been trying to truly understand what it means to exist through transplanting different cultures all over.

Fuck all this shit. Name your favorite space erotica. I don't care if its shitty harem or smut. Name your favorite alien erotica.
DO IT MOTHER FUCKER

I know the average person has gotten borderline retarded in the last 15 years but this is actually insane that people here would even post this shit.

>>941499020
how can I make myself a target to get abducted

>>941498948
so, they are coming to join with their jewish slaves then? guess the planet is ready for takeover

>>941499025
Alien abductions are code for getting sent to Epstein's island. Get with the times, unc.

>>941498949
To fool people into believing they're ETs

>>941499024
>this is actually insane that people here would even post this shit

>>941499023
Playing as Wraith in Evolve, Steve!

>>941499028
Why would they go through the trouble of doing that?

Do you think the aliens will like Digital Love by Daft Punk?

>>941498945 (OP)
Hey, fuckface, wrong board.
>>>/x/

>>941499024
seriously imagine believing in fucking aliens, even if they were real why would we ever want to visit a bunch of retarded apes

Aliens aren't real.

>>941499031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_2e6fsKs40
Why indeed.

>>941498945 (OP)
>nonono guise THIS time aliens are real JUST TRUST ME
dont you get tired

>>941499008
not with that mentality!!

>>941499011
Yeah I mean we can't definitively know but based on our current physics it is impossible unless some insane paradigm shift happens that up turns our fundamental assumptions. Afaik our current physics is incomplete, but it is also extremely good and successful, and only breaks down in extreme situations like singularities
But I think it's a good and simple way of explaining why we don't see a Star Trek style civilization all over the place as well. It's cause there isn't one and can't be one.

>>941498945 (OP)
>hunk of floating space debris has metal deposits that reflect light
>dood aliens

>>941499018
I exclusively watch Canadian produced Sci-fi shows.

>Aliens arrive
>They declare earth their property
>People seethe and moan about it
>But by now, everyone is so fucking domesticated a fucking pedophile who we know has raped children is president and openly protects his other pedophile friends who are also part of the elite class right in the open to our faces
>Nobody picks up a shovel, or lights a torch.
>Nobody does shit
>Aliens begin abducting white men
>Turns out they're super hot babes with huge tits and wide hips
>They decide white men are the only valuable resource on earth
>All white men leave with the aliens, each given an alien female assigned to them that sucks their cocks daily
>Earth is now white-male-less
>Civilization falls in mere days
>Jews can't sustain their economic fraud anymore
>Blacks turn on their masters
>Pajeets shit everywhere and nobody cleans up the waste they produce
>Women have nobody to pick up after their mess
>Earth falls
>Human civilization is done

Damn.
Sucks to suck, I guess.

>>941498962
it is the luxury of those who dont know war and conflic to dismiss peace

>>941499007
>>941499015
why is space so cool but at the same time such a massive fucking bummer

>>941499031
To conceal their origins and manipulate the world. Who knows if they're actually demons, this is just a theory that's been posited

>>941499042
Earth has fallen
Gorillians must perish

I just want to be abducted by a Space Pirate.

Anyone else?

>>941498952
It's fake

>>941499043
Shut the fuck up you retard.
It would be so easy for a billionaire to spout the same bullshit you are, but they're not even paying you to do it, are they?

>>941498945 (OP)
same I'm playing
ex troopers and osu
I'm gonna fuck one of those aliens, sick of human bitches

>>941498945 (OP)
thats a jizzshot from a giant space whale. hope you enjoy drowning in whale cum

>>941499047
I don't want to live on this fake and gay world anymore

>>941499042
That's probably how the Nordic aliens came to be. They probably come to replenish their breeding stock.

>>941498945 (OP)
>surely this time its not project blue beam

imagine the hard flex if aliens just do a flyby without landing, good luck figuring space travel out humans, we are on our way to europa

I'm gonna be pissed if these are just space refugees looking for gibs.

>>941499050
>I'm gonna fuck one of those aliens, sick of human bitches
Love from Space Kazakhstan. I hate Earth women so much its unreal.

Я хoчy, чтoбы ты зaпoмнил этo.

>>941498945 (OP)
Take this stupid larp and AI slop back to /x/ you braindead faggot.

>>941498945 (OP)
Beats me. Hopefully they kill us all for good.

aliens can't land on earth, their own bacteria and viruses would decimate us (and vice versa too unless they have "solved" medicine)

>>941499055
>aliens just do a flyby without landing or even sending a quick broadcast

>>941499052
>"Come with me anon and we'll tear this galaxy a new asshole"

Your response?

>>941499054
I remember being in a thread on /pol/ years ago and 12 different flags all talked about bluebeam like it was some well established fact. Too many fucking people know, all around the world. There's no way they'd be that desperate.

>>941499060
No lie this is my hopes, too.

>>941498946
Fuck that. These fuckers better have some cool ass games for us. We've got all kinds of cool shit to show off. I'm tired of aliens showing up with nothing but lasers and slavery. How about some fucking culture you stupid spaceniggers?

>>941499000
I'm gonna ask them for these two's address.

>>941499067
He's going to doom us all.

>>941498959
I wish
https://youtu.be/Z1Ba4BbH0oY?t=87

>>941499066
>GTA in space
>still stuck playing out the same trite plotlines like anyone is interested in anything beyond glassing planets and blowing up stars
Same shit different galaxy

>>941499067
We're fucked.

>>941499067
Trump is not a fan of illegal aliens.

if they end up enslaving us i hope they at least wipe india off the face of the earth
maybe china too

but why would ayys care about this shithole?
this planet sucks

>>941498945 (OP)
Looks real.

>>941499064
>Too many fucking people know, all around the world.
Didn't you pay attention during covid? As long as most people are stupid sheep they can do whatever they want.

>>941499061
We wouldn't be genetically compatible with their diseases and they wouldn't be compatible with ours. We don't even know how their cellular biology works until they're actually here.

>>941499074
Nah India HAS to go. China at least has SOMETHING to offer the rest of the world sometimes. Pajeets are a net negative across all sectors. They're only useful to bring the value of labor down for corporations to justify paying you shit.

Ayys are real.
Dinos are real.
Everything you thought was cool as a kid is real.
Don't let demoralizers tell you otherwise

>>941499067
>>941499069

Don't ruin the thread.

Post sexy aliens.

>>941499067
>implying the little monke fella holding a blank check won't be getting first dibs in
At least they get to leave when all of the rituals have been said and done.

>>941499075
chaos is fun.

https://youtu.be/krcNIWPkNzA?t=47

>>941499080
Thanks Dyeus

>>941499080
Ayys are gayyys
Dinos have feathers
Eat ze bugs

>>941498958
>non-comet behavior.
isnt it only that it's in line with our solar plane?
and the only reason that's notable is that from the infinite directions it could come from it approached from that one?
seems like a stretch to even call that non-comet behaviour.

SCENARIO TIME
aliens say they will blow up the planet in 24 hrs and shoot any space ship that leaves
what are you doing?
inb4 rape

>>941498975
proof?

>>941498952
Alien-are-here believers being trolled for the billionth time

>>941498962
Its not aliens jobs to clean up the shitshow humanity makes out of earth

>>941499063
Rather have alien warrior cat women

>>941498945 (OP)
probably just going to keep playing runescape and jacking off

The current path that humanity is on that it would probably be far better to be under the thumb of hopefully benevolent aliens. I rather trust an Ayy being in control than humans at this point.

>>941499088
probably what i usually do, milk one out, eat and cry myself to sleep.

>>941499088
Talk about video games on /v/ for the first time. I've been here for 10 years.

Hello I'm Dr Steven Greer. Would any anons be interested in a 3 day trip with me and fellow UFO enthusiasts? We will be heading to the fiji islands where I can show you my dick I mean the alien visitors. Unfortunately they are only available at a distance as lights in the sky and with special night vision binos I will provide. But they'll be plenty of swinger sex-parties I mean refreshments inbetween visits to this special island that only I know of. That'll be $10k plus tip

>>941499088
jerk off and then go back to bed

>>941499067
He never started a war, unlike every other POTUS in the last two decades.

>>941499088
Do we even have any space ships that can 'leave' earth's orbit right now? I don't think so, right?
I guess just make like the guy they found in Pompei and jerk one real quick.

>>941499092
I can't wait for Aisha Clanclan of the Ctarl-Ctarl empire.
That'd be neat.

>>941499058
good doujin

>>941499094
Found the fucking xeno scum!

>>941499088
Talk to family, say I love them, then go and join the ongoing massive drug orgy thatll probably be starting at my nearest college.

Imagine they arrive but ignore the entitled monkeys known as human, and come to make an alliance with the mycelium instead.

>>941498945 (OP)
>/v/-Anything but Fucking Video Games
>>>/x/

>>941499088
Shitpost on 4chins while the world burns

>>941499088
Nothing, just in case it's a bluff to quickly clean up humanity and they just kill everyone who immediately jumps to rape and murder given an excuse.

>>941499104
Inb4 no singles policy

>>941499099
doesn't matter
i want you to imagine him talking to a 200 iq alien of how he always looked up to them bigly and then putting tarifs on space oil

>>941499099
He’s still a retard that is actively deploying armed forces against his own citizens

they're coming to fix our magnetosphere. they send their plumbers to fix the core.

>>941499101
>HEY ANON YOU GOT ANY SNACKS

>>941498945 (OP)
GET ME OFF THIS ROCK

>>941498945 (OP)
>blurry shit
every time
I'm surprised the internet isn't already flooded with blurry AI gens

what if they land and say we need to get fuck out of here, worse aliens have found you and earth is doomed

>>941499111
Those aren't his own citizens.

>>941499105
>"And now for my next number, I'd like to return to the classics" : https://youtu.be/NbP2DgDp890

>>941499111
>illegal aliens
>citizens

>>941498945 (OP)
Damn bro that's crazy
Do I still have to work tomorrow?
Yes?
Then who cares.

>>941498948
Can I still fuck them?

>>941499011
basic physics, shit is too far away even for light and we know nothing faster than that. It's why all the space shit stuff by Elon and his dick riders is retard slop and why we don't fund NASA anymore. Best you get is a shitty Mars base

>>941498945 (OP)
FUCK OFF! WE'RE FULL!

What are the chances of it being a legion of space babes in need of mass amounts of human semen to continue their species?

>>941498947
Except for me, I should be forced to have sex with hot alien girls to repopulate earth for Humans 2.

>>941498951
??? jesus would be on the left with them. he is the same as ra, queztlcoatl and krishna, dao ect. only jew here is u

>>941498945 (OP)
Why hasn't this thread been deleted?

>>941498952
It's a fake video. There's a comet that had a jet of gas towards the sun, which is common (pressurized ice is vaporized by the sun and ejected away from the comet more forcefully than solar wind can push it away) but one jewish astronomer who literally does nothing but say sensationalist ALIENS things to get paid to go on daytime TV and shill himself said it was ALIENS and the tabloids run with it every time because he has letters after his name so it sounds official
this is the third time he's done this schtick this year

>>941499099
Yeah honestly of all the world leaders he'll be the most like Breen and immediately make a deal for us to become slaves because peace

>>941499091
It is if the ayylmao girls want HMD. Where there's a market, there's a price.

Aliens would be disgusted by your desire to fuck them.

>>941498957
This.

ABDUCT ME FIRST
I'M READY

>>941499123
Bro every man on earth would be living the Tenchi Muyo dream.

>>941499130
Your resistance only makes my penis harder

>>941499121
Darkness moves faster than light.

>>941499119
>>941499117
What would you call deploying the national guard in Chicago and Portland?

>>941499126
nobody likes you, hall monitor

>>941499126
Fuck off faggot. Let us have some fun.
What, you can't enjoy anything so you HAVE to ruin it for everyone else? Fuck you. You have no friends and your family probably hates you.

>>941499126
>NOOOOO you can't just have a natural discussion that pops up once in a while, all 150 threads in the catalog must be about Silkslop and Silent Slop only!!!
Fuck off

>>941498945 (OP)
I'm ready to speciesmix.

what if they come and tell us to stop sending radio signals or "they" will find us

>>941499123
Bruh Human women don't want your sorry ass, what makes you think Alien women do?

>>941499126
Because your mom ghey

>>941499138
people arent responding to my twitter screencap /pol/ bait thread and it think it's because of this thread.

>>941499130
Mankind is an animal in comparison to them. We are the space ape.
Grey girls fuck monkeys.

>aliens land
>they ask, hey where is jesus, what did you do to him

>>941499144
Your parents aren't responding because they realize getting an abortion was the right call.

>>941499118
Is this the penis music I was hearing about?

>>941499141
>The Futanari Empire will find us

>>941499142
They're into bestiality?

>>941499139
I'm not even gonna greentext your retardation. go to /b/ or /x/ if you want to talk about this kind of shit. this isn't a video game thread and you know it you mong.

>>941499067
You have to at least admit that the meltdown it would cause might be the funniest thing to ever happen in the entire history of our species.

>>941499113
Doesn't look like I have any more Outlaw Star stuff that I can post on a blue board.
What did Aisha eat in the show? Some fish flavored snacks that stank? or am I thinking something different? It's been a while since I last saw Outlaw Star.

>>941499146
He had an accident, of course!

>>941499141
>Comes here to warn us
>Doesn't even explain or give us some tech to reverse engineer
>Just fucks off
:/

>>941499143
>>941499139
>>941499138
>>941499137
>Off Topic Thread Defense Force
Wonder if anyone will pull the "But the other off topic threads!!" Card

>>941499142
Alien girls can’t smell autism like human ones can. My friend Greg told me after he got abducted

>>941499130
Disgusted, but curious.

>>941499111
>>941499136
I don't understand this angle. The military and everyday American life are intertwined and has been for decades. Thank you for your service and all that shit? It shouldn't, and it isn't, shocking or unnerving for the everyday American to see their own military on the streets. The propaganda here is about as effective as ACAB.
>What would you call deploying the national guard in Chicago and Portland?
Returning calm. Even though he hasn't been able to do that yet, just the threat of it has already produced results that leftoids have needed to calm themselves down in their "protests" because of the PR.

>>941499156
>Waaah! Janny man come save meeee!!!

KILL
YOUR
SELF

>>941499153
Anything with meat.

Bitch was a straight up carnivore, I love her.

>>941499153
Aisha just ate and ate big.

Everyone on /x/ is mentally ill. I imagine if you went to a meet-up it'd be X-File faggots with tinfoil on their windows and they're probably on eight kinds of medication while smoking, and also believe people are out to get them.

>>941499000
That whore will never steal my memories.

>>941499161
>>941499162
She was definitely my favorite of the cast.
I would have loved more Outlaw Star.

Aliens are demons, fallen angels.
Also video games.

>>941499156
Don't quit your day job

>>941499159
>/pol/faggot
Leave

So why assume this is a space craft and not some phenomona that we as a species haven't experience before? Like it took us centuries to figure out the Earth and it's mechanisms of how it works and it's history, nevermind all of the unknown shit. So what's not to say this shit isn't something that's just uncommon in the vast emptiness of our Universe? Like what if it ends up being super mundane in like 300 years when we have thousands of incredibly advanced telescopes through our star system

>>941499159
>threatening the citizenry for exercising their first amendment rights is a good thing actually
Riots and martial law can be bad at the same time

>>941499067
>first

>>941499141
Too late lol

>>941498985
because interstellar travel is downright impossible and you are all acting stupid because you hate the idea of being locked in the universe surrounded by nigger retards in the only oasis

>all this talk about alien babes which is never ever
>when we could make robobabes instead

I hope so, I want to have sex with Alienussy

>>941499166
Yeah, I need to re-watch it again.

>>941499007
>they came because they detected AI and use that as a metric for a new form of life
>when they investigate they discover its main purpose is creating porn and simulated frens for organics

DESTROY HUMAN TYRANNY
THE WORLD BELONGS TO TRISOLARIAN
nothing ever happens

they better.

>>941499174
what a waste of space, this universe is unoptimized. devs need to do a better job.

>>941499175
Shamrock is so fucking hot

>>941499178
AI porn is the least of anyone's worries. more likely the risk of people developing weapons that can make earth unsustainable

>UFO lands and 6 foot blue eyed blonde haired alien humans step out
How do you think humanity would respond? Would a bunch of non whites just kill themselves? Would their be cults popping up in Asia to worship white people? Would Jews that could pass as white ditch Judaism and start larping as whites?

>>941498983
this and they have a preference for human males and I marry one and we're happy ever after

>>941499171
>throwing bricks and launching fireworks at agents is le heckin speech
While we're at it, burning a flag isn't an act of speech either. Try setting a book on fire in your room and leaving it there. See how that speech turns out for you.

>>941498948
demons are the same as your god. youre the fool for bowing to either

>>941499175
Get back to your toaster fucking thread, clanker.

>>941499184
immediate declaration of war under false pretenses.

>>941498948
Why wouldn't God create another lifeform in this vast Universe, think about it.

>>941499177
I'm happy they released the HD remasters that Japan got a few years ago.

Didn't realize how colorful Outlaw Star was.

>>941499136
Inadequate.

>>941499184
if the nordic alien is real its actually much closer to albinos than white people

>>941499127
soon to be hired by trump

>>941499129
>settling for normal human dick
>when you could get custom tentacle ayylmao pits

>>941499190
God is only responsible for our planet. When aliens invade, it'll be our god versus theirs.

>>941499049
youre retarded. this isnt a billionaire mindset, its literally every person who doesnt live in a war torn shithole. if anything "billionaires" have more to gain from conflict than anyone. why do you think people flee from insane gun violence in south america to exponentially less violence in the US? why do you think refugees flee war torn shitholes in the middle east and north africa to france britain and germany? its not because theyre trying to "replace" anyone, its because literally nobody wants war or violence except for people who have something to gain from it while being unaffected by it

>>941499168
>>941499160
I forgot, you tie your feelings to these threads and feel insulted when someone has a different outlook.

>>941499088
drink milk and watch funny videos until it happens

>>941498948
Demons aren't physical beings, they are evil spirits.

>>941499184
>Would a bunch of non whites just kill themselves?
No, I would immediately bow before them and ask them to use my body as they wish. Be as a weapon or for scientific research in the most inhumane way possible.

>>941499198
I forgot that you do it for free. Thank you for your service.

>>941499184
Better yet, imagine if they were Indians

Explaining aliens
1. Intelligent alien is guaranteed to exist somewhere in space
2. They are rare because the conditions to support life is like one in a million
3. They likely wonder the same questions as we do about alien life because they too likely hit the wall for interstellar travel

>>941499102
Cпacибo бoльшoe

>>941498945 (OP)
x-com

>>941499202
Basado. Que nos Hagan lo que quieran con nosotros hermano.

>>941499204
Holy fucking Kino. But I raise you one better. Imagine if they were abos.

Its just like my japanese anime hentei games.

>>941499186
Again, two things can be bad at once. During pepper balls at priests making sermons outside of an ICE facility and dragging people in dinosaur costumes across property lines for an excuse to beat/arrest them does nothing but escalate tension and demonstrate a desire from the executive for autocracy.

Again, I agree with you that riots are bad. Rioters aren’t the only ones being targeted here. Don’t be fooled

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox#Conjectures_about_interstellar_probes
A sufficiently advanced civilization could send out self replicating probes at sublight speeds throughout the entire galaxy in about a million years, which is nothing on astronomical timescales.

>>941499088
After all the mayhem they pull a "it was just a prank, bro" and leave.

I'm over here Tenchin my Muyo, right now.

>>941499197
Free gibs. That's why they come. Except they live the same way and turn their new counties back into 3rd world shitholes.

>>941499190
there was a catholic priest who claimed he had a vision of him lifting the veil of our firmament to see the starts all around him, and being sent to various planets (though I doubt he used the word - not sure, been a minute) and saw bizarre plantlife and animals around him, believing the vision to mean that there were more worlds than just our own that God had made. I don't recall how older it is, probably several hundred but I don't know. I found it very interesting.

Would betray my race for space elf

>>941499209
You win, I want to see space Abos with laser didgeridoos now

>>941498951
Hey I know you 4chaners are above average IQ so I don't think I need to remind you guys about project blue beam.


The reason why there's a lot of overlap in iconography is because we did visit most of the world. Most of us ended up leaving the old world obviously.

Who knows maybe we will get some good ayys videogames out of this psyop.

>>941499191
Why? It's probably AI slop upscale like all HD remasters of old anime

>>941499212
that was a lefty larping as a priest as they always do when they want to virtue signal

>>941499208
reminder that the author of this is literally a jewish satanist turk who fantasized about animals raping other animals to death and having genitalia in their mouths in elementary school.

Master of Orion.

>>941499175
anon, that one is a male

If a alien comes to chill with you and asks you to show off some videogames what would be the first game you'd show him?

>>941498945 (OP)
it's the wreckage from the fucking space x rocket detonating in atmosphere you fucking idiot retard spastics

>>941499191
It really was a vibrant show/setting

>>941499042
>the aliens bruise easily and have shallow vaginas, and need the dna to be weak and inferior to their own in order to breed the best
>Therefore the most desirable humans are fat loser incels with small dicks
jackpot

>>941499226
Skyrim

>>941499222
No it wasn’t

https://www.newsweek.com/chicago-pastor-david-black-forgives-ice-agents-shot-him-10876370

https://www.chicagofirstchurch.org/pastor-black/

>>941499226
xcom 2 lmao

>>941499225
so?

>>941498945 (OP)
>NASA and the government pulling another alien hoax
What are they trying to pass without anybody noticing this time?

>>941499226
dork souls, shape him up to git good,
then we move to the good stuff

>>941499221
No it's not, you big dummy.

It's very well done.

>>941498945 (OP)
>sora AI shilling over the last month to flood the internet videos that are getting harder to discern
>yeah man look at this super real footage and believe me
we could be talking about the insane amount of conspiricay shit that will come out of stuff like this, but nooooooo we gotta glaze jews and israel and massad all the time

>>941498945 (OP)
looks like a Gunblade

>>941499035
The fact that they are doing this shit probably means it must be going pretty bad for them.

Its probably the perfect time for a destroy all humans remake. Maybe an invader Zim videogame.

>>941498945 (OP)
It's alien futa catgirls by the way.

>>941499226
Metroid.

>>941499226
Mischief Makers. He can't leave until gets full S ranks.

>>941499234
The gangbang of OP's mother

>>941499238
Kind of does

>>941499226
Battle Garegga

https://www.youtube.com/@waroftheworldsgame9026
>video gaems

>>941499234
The draft

>>941499240
No problem here!

Come on down ladies, I got tuna and shrimp!

>>941499106
to be fair /x/ is so dogshit
post an alien video and it's endless cookers speculating about what kind of spirit/demon/succubus it is.
we dont really have anywhere on this site to generally discuss UAP without literal schizophrenics.
/x/ had threads about chatgpt being a demon trapped in a machine.

>>941499226
Mischief Makers

>>941499216
i cant speak for europeans, but having grown up in central texas surrounded by first and second gen immigrants i can say that most of the ones i met did not need gibs because they worked and often had their own little company. they come here because its stable and allows people make a living without the dangers of their previous country

>>941499015
wait a minute
i already knew this but i just realized it doesnt make sense
because if so much time passed, then you're really not going anywhere near the speed of light, are you.
the fuck

>>941499226
Halo

We have to be racist first or we lose.

Or speciest...

>>941499111
>own citizens

>>941499239
>prequel starring Crypto the 1st and the Furon campaigns against the Blisk preglassing
I'd play it.

>>941498959
if we arent getting alien bussy then this

>>941499003
This lmao

>>941499249
Haven't you been reading the thread? That fact that demons (are real) and masquerade as aliens is fairly common knowledge by now.

>>941499229
I guess it sucks to be brown. I wouldn't know.

>>941499254
See >>941499212

>>941499258
yeah but we're all just joking here... right?

>>941499226
Pokemon ZA

>>941499260
you don't have a leg to stand on after charlie kirk

>>941499239
>Its probably the perfect time for a destroy all humans remake
they already remade those games though

>>941499226
Probably Tetris Effect. It's a fairly simple to understand game that also shows off a lot of broad stroke human cultural quirks.

They're coming to abduct all the adult virgins which will be like 97% males.

>>941499231
he's a "minister." Again not a catholic priest which he is wearing the uniform of. A lefty larping as a priest as i said.

>LASCO will not able to see the """"comet""""
BLOODY ALIEN BASTARDS
THEY KNEW

>>941499226
Monster Girl Quest.

>>941499226
Succubus Affection or maybe Unteralterbach

>>941499268
HOLY SHIT IS THAT ALIEN????

>reports of ayylamo
>the next day you see this bitch
>"Yeah, your head looks good"

How fucked are you?

>>941498959
If they just wanted us dead it would've already happened a long time ago.

>>941499099
He's trying to bait Venezuela into one currently you dumb fuck.

>>941499212
We could always just start killing feds lol :)

If aliens came 10 years ago I'd be terrified, but today I'm like whatever. If they come to save us then cool, if they come to kill us that's cool too.

>>941499274
Well, Venezuela shouldn't take the bait then. Easy as.

>>941499239
>destroy all humans remake
They did that already, and they ruined PK

>>941498945 (OP)
nice ai. prompt?

>>941499263
>one guy gets shot so it’s okay for the most powerful government on the planet to begin unilaterally punishing anyone it considers an enemy of the state
Two wrongs don’t make a right. The fact that this isn’t setting off alarm bells for people is very unsettling to me

>>941499267
I shouldn’t have used the word “priest” in my post; I’m not the most knowledgeable on Christian titles. Every source I can find calls him a pastor, which seems accurate to me.

Regardless of his title or political affiliation, that doesn’t make it okay to shoot him in the head for peaceful protest. Again, this conversation started with the discussion of whether or not the government was committing violent acts against the citizenry, which is demonstrably true whether or not you personally like the people being targeted

Thread about aliens and you dumb fucks can't stop obsessing over Trump.

>>941499223
sounds like some gay shit you just made up to get mad at

>>941498945 (OP)
The aliens need to finish the final solution
Finish the fight and kill all of those j goblins
TKD

>>941499278
>and they ruined PK
I don't know what the logic was behind that. PK and glitching the Havoc physics enough by forcing Majestic 12 agents through the enviroment was all part of the fun. Anyone can shock a dude but it takes a real bastard to force him to become one with the wall while his legs are contorting around violently.

>>941499276
Are there people who are really afraid of extraterrestrial beings? I guess way too many media has desensitised me really hard. Same with ghosts, I don't think they exist, but if by mere chance one appeared in front of me, I would be like, meh.

>>941499280
>one guy gets shot so it’s okay for the most powerful government on the planet to begin unilaterally punishing anyone it considers an enemy of the state
correct. they should have used live ammo instead of bean bags

>>941498945 (OP)
You can see some of the stars through the ship. Who ever layered it did a sloppy job. Space is fake and gay btw.

>>941499281
post more monke

>>941498958
It's not coming toward us you stupid faggot that believes every god damn /x/ type post on the net

>>941499284
Why anyone hasn't remade or released a sequel for PSI-OPS: The Mindgate Conspiracy I don't know.

>>941498945 (OP)
I will happily offer myself as a breeder for their human lifestock. I also want them to know that if they have tits or something similar then I am willing to fuck them as well.

>>941499286
I hope you think about this post when they inevitably point the barrel at your head

what if the aliens are all trans and they say we have to transcend beyond male or female and we all have to take HRT

>>941499226
teraurge

Is it going to get closer or has it already gone by?
I don't keep up with this stupid fake ass shit.

>>941499290
>Midway is kill
>Warner Bros owns the rights
>they're soon to be kill as well
That might have something to do with it. Crypto and Pox were irrelevant enough to slip through the cracks after Embracer started killing themselves in their retardation.

Yes but what if they're justified and ancient and like to roam the land?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5oHL3zBDg

an entity as technologically advanced as aliens would not bother coming to this planet

>>941498945 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm8UjBAS3cs

>>941498945 (OP)
PLEASE GOD, but nothing ever happens

NEW IMAGE FROM THE JAPANESE GOV JUST RELEASED BROS WE'RE 100% FUCKED
LETS FORM A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT AND GIVE MONEY TO ISRAEL TO FUND IT

>>941499292
k

>>941498945 (OP)
majoras mask, specifically the romani ranch section

>>941499282
look up cm koseman

>>941498948
We SMT now

>>941499300
>it happens
>demoralization increases
>slaves move onto the next best thing because you will never live to see another world beyond this one
Grim

>>941498952
fake image bro. It's a regular ass comet, other than being loaded with water and it's already leaving our solar system.
some russian autisc explains if you want more info
https://youtu.be/JofAGXjWxyw?si=iuwGmqW1hAm81nW6

>>941498951
>isis tits and tummy

>>941499298
No shit, going through the solar system is akin to going through a bad neighborhood in detroit or chicago. if they HAVE to pass through this neighborhood they'd all roll up their windows on their UFO's and lock the doors because those monkeys are crazy.

>>941498951
Who is the samurai meant to represent?

>aliens visit earth
>see drumpf in charge
>see the braindead MAGAts and rednecks
>see how christians destroyed the world
>leave because we're too stupid for them..

>>941499312
this but trannies and democretins

i hope the aliens are like the scramblers from blindsight and annihilate humanity

>>941499218
Of course I would betray you fucking niggers.

>>941499306
If only.

>>941499313
why would they think the good guys are stupid?

>>941499310
>Earth is the celestial equivalent of Detroit
Oh yeah it's all coming together

>>941499280
A pepper ball to the face isn't good but it's pretty tame compared to what leftists usually do to religious people (hint: it involves live bullets and mass graves),
I find it pretty ironic that your kind pretends to care now.

>>941499312
I hope Nintendo sues the fuck out of who ever posted that trash.

>>941498948
>>941499306
OH NO

>>941499322
Love this little monke like you wouldn't believe

>>941499175
>aliens finally make contact
>neither side can fuck because of diseases
>have to settle for there shitty robots instead
the future is bleak for us alien bros in every way

What are the odds of aliens replacing my mortal flesh except my brain to install it inside a machine to serve under their command? Getting really tired of this brown body already...

>>941499325
>robots
>shitty
By the Omnissiah behave yourself I will give you a taste of my arc maul.

>>941499320
>your kind
You don’t know me, dude. Political/religious violence of any kind is wrong in my eyes. I don’t know why you’re trying to project a faction onto me

>>941499312
Did they turn the supremacist Mexican bird into a symbol of progressivism? It's like waving a swastika flag in pastel colors.

>>941499281
Deleting /pol/ is the risk the mods need to take.

>>941499312
I am NEVER catching bulbasaur ever again.
https://youtu.be/mEZ2c_4jcjI?si=frTWNRdOZqb1wX7z

>>941499326
Non-zero chance of servitorization even without aliens because it's easier to program a human brain for a task than dabbling with abominable intelligence.

>>941499226
>yeah so you have to start at the first one you cant just jump in at any of the games
>yeah dude the cliffhangers in these games are insane you will get hooked after the first one for sure
>this the best jrpg series in this planet you can trust me bro

>>941499287
its multiple objects

>>941499015
>>941499015
>>941499039
>>941499121
Interstellar travel isn't a result of moving faster than light, it's bending space.
The reason we've not encountered Interstellar civilizations is we've long since been discovered by one and they're trying not to interfere too much.

>>941498951
fallen angles be kinda wicked awesome

>>941498948
Stop being racist, Frieren

it's aliens and they're like the combine

>>941499335
why wouldnt they want to interfere

>>941499326
Based metalkin dreamer.

>>941499338
>its aliens
>just more fucking refugees

>>941498945 (OP)
even if this is real, what’s the proof that it’s a spaceship cluster and not some weird space minerals

>>941499335
>they're trying not to interfere too much
That is not how that works, advanced peoples always conquer less advanced peoples, no exceptions. There are no aliens because there is nothing out there. Either we're the first to make it this far or nobody has succeeded in leaving their solar system with or without FTL capabilities.

>>941499341
If they have their own spacefaring ships i doubt they're refugees

>>941499341
I playes Xenoblade X, nothing wrong with refugees.

>>941499335
>it's bending space.
Alcubierre drive is unreachable plus FTL is still time travel. If you can FTL you can time travel so it's over.

>>941499067
Hilldawg beat him to the punch.

>haha guys instead of talking about aliums what if we talk about Trump

Why are /v/aggots like this?

>>941499335
It's the bending of space as a means of travel that's also impossible. If there was a super advanced civilization out there with warping ships we actually should have actually been able to detect them at this point like the gravitational waves they'd be regularly producing

>>941499334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSUKnmNbjEo&t=140s
Reason why I said their layering is wrong is because I've seen this sloppy work b4. As I said Space is indeed fake and gay.

>>941498945 (OP)
I hope it's sexy Alternians

>>941499347
is that real?
if so, is it caused by hydrocephaly?

>>941499175
But Anon, that robo bussy is also an alien (male).

>>941499343
>muh dark forest

I hope the Aliens kill us all. That'd be alright with me.

>>941499343
>t. drooling retard that looks at a kid building a a sandcastle and kicks it over and says 'you are less advanced, I must conquer you!'
The only reason you see no problem with your logic is because you are a dumb animal roleplaying as a man.

>>941499340
>conceptualize complex ideas
english is not very good for poetry, try spanish or french

>>941499354
>muh
df is a reasonable approach to the subject

>>941499323
>the way she slaps her ass when casting spells
They knew what they were doing

>>941499339
>>941499343
Life is probably pretty common in our universe. Everyone acts like it's this very particularly improbable thing but then you look at the vast amount of systems that allow for life on earth to inhabit pretty much anywhere and all of a sudden biochemistry doesn't really seem like such an impossible concept.

So with such particular abundance there probably a lot of experience with aliens once you hit interstellar travel.
Things like invasive species problems and disease are one such issue.

In the pure chaos of two creatures from separate worlds interacting there are certainly variables for horrible things like micro organisms having a free lunch in an alien that happens to register its waste as an extreme toxin.

Also, anything a terrestrial world has element or compound wise is also probably easily abundant on lifeless rocks.
Applying colonial logic on an interstellar sense is kind of absurd. We apply earth logic to alien worlds and dream about conquering other worlds to expand territory but the reality is we'd probably come across places that are hellscapes to us despite being abundant with life for the most part.

Any seasoned Interstellar civilization wouldn't believe colonization to be worth it, rather it would be the observation and knowledge obtained by alien life that may be useful. Think of life and evolution as a natural inventor of chemical mechanisms.
>>941499346
>>941499349
Are you really so sure that spacial folding would result in detectable gravity waves?

>>941499358
Dark forest is the most psycho Chinese theory ever
>all of your neighbors own kitchen knives so you need to stab them first and cannibalize them for good measure before they do it to you first

>>941499358
>muh approach

>>941499354
>everyone is le hiding
No, nothing as stupid as that. I genuinely believe the universe is too young for anyone seriously advanced to have popped up yet, at least in our galaxy. Radiological examination seems to indicate that the milky way has only relatively recently calmed down enough for complex life to exist uninterrupted.

>>941499356
That's been the pattern of human history though. Advanced people always conquer primitives, the reasons vary but the outcome is always the same. Life is competition for resources, and society is a form of life, and it's a beast more primitive than man himself. The only likely species to leave their homeworld are apex predators, who will form societies similar to our own, and thus follow similar behavior.
>but what about da law?!
Look at the world around you. Get a clue.

>>941499361
>If you glass your enemies, you win.
Sun Tzu - Art of Galactic War

>Greetings human, take us to your leader
How to proceed?

>>941499351
i call dibs if it's obesk

>>941499361
Idk it's also pretty English too

>>941499365
Lead them to Klaus Anal Schwab

>>941499365
>Yes, hello, I am the human leader. :3

>>941499363
>Look at the world around you. Get a clue.
By this logic law only exists as a limitation for those who don't have the means to bypass it. We already have enough examples throughout history to deem that as a potential universal constant.

You're right on time to enlist in the army and fight aliens and be the first to fly space fighter jets.

>>941499361
Dark Forest is logical. If somehow we reach interstellar FTL without time travel technology imagine the power of our weapons. It's not shooting one guy or nuking a city. Try planets. Or stars. With ease. You can't miss such sucker punch. Race war is on different level too.

>>941499370
But people are still so fucking stupid they'd rather pretend they aren't being exploited like god damn cattle.
I guess they truly are nothing but filthy Goyim.

>>941499370
>By this logic law only exists as a limitation for those who don't have the means to bypass it
Yeah... In any case, society is more than willing to bypass its own laws through loopholes or clandestine action to get what it wants. Remember WMDs in Iraq.

>>941499371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDUvo73I64

>>941498966
Yeah until the ATF decides to shoot your dog or burn down your home with kids inside

The absolute funniest outcome would be if they land and confirm this is the first time aliens have ever visited Earth, so all the crackpots are still wrong.

>>941499372
It's not logical because it assumes everyone will come to the conclusion that hiding is the best course of action. We'd be seeing evidence of highly destructive interstellar warfare by the idiots who don't keep their heads down. Dark Forest just replaces the fermi paradox with a rationality paradox.

>>941498962
>Peace is how we ended up with Jews who rape kids sitting in congress and judicial chairs
the biggest issues with the US government right now literally come from our government warmongering with iraq and intentionally allowing terrorist attacks to occur for the sake of tightening the noose around the american people you fucking retard

>>941499373
Man what am I supposed to do about it? I've gotta put food on the table. I can't topple the world order no matter what I might of it.

>>941499377
No, no, the funniest outcome is if the greys are just humans from the future doing archaeology.

>>941499363
It's not Star Trek, aliens aren't going to be all be "compatible" with life on earth and neither will we.
What's the most likely is different chemical compositions and temperature gradients on alien worlds would make us fully incompatible.

It would be like a Volus from mass effect situation but for practically every individual alien.

>>941499361
The chinks weren't the first ones to think of it. Greg Bear had a similar theory in The Forge of God. Extremely underrated book IMO.

>>941499371
No ayy lmao ever called me nigga

>>941499285
>Are there people who are really afraid of extraterrestrial beings?
We all HAD something to live for 10 to 20 years ago. Now? What the point when the curtains been pulled.

>>941499382
I'm not talking biological compatibility, I'm talking psychological. Competition for resources is universal, because more resources makes an organism more successful, selective pressures do the rest of the work optimizing the organism to obtain as many resources as possible. This is why advanced people always conquer primitives, it's just pure arithmetic, balancing the gain against the possibility of loss.
>It's not Star Trek
Funny you say this, because you are literally advocating for peaceful aliens because uhhhhhh...

Remember what happened in Miami last year? Yeah, those were the scouts.

>>941499387
>our debut to the galactic stage was florida man
Fuck.

>>941499363
>The only likely species to leave their homeworld are apex predators, who will form societies similar to our own, and thus follow similar behavior.
At the same time, the type of people who can make space-faring tech could simply be outcompeted for the resources needed to make it. That sort of thing thing is pretty common, and it nearly happened with our best inventors.

Why is /v/ so retarded? It's a fake

>>941499386
What are we going to be fighting aliens over? What are they going to want to fight us over?

>>941499387
Save us, Florida Man.

>>941499381
Aliens turning out to be literal Greys at all as opposed to anything between 'out of District 9' and 'totally beyond our typical evolutionary understanding' would be hilarious, even if they were as menacing as Mars Attacks. My concept of reality would be shifted hard and I'd never criticize the lazy multi-colored human approach again.

>>941498955
yah bro that's so weird youre so special and unique and weird
FAGGOT

>>941499226
Metal Slug

>>941499384
>admitting to being a fake nigga

>>941499391
There's no way to know for sure what ayy lmaos would wage war against us over. Could be raw material, could be slaves, maybe they just want to spread their religion or ideology and don't mind doing so by force, but the only certain thing is that if we cannot deter ayys from making that arithmetic, they will establish influence over us because that's just what you do when you have the bigger stick.

>>941498945 (OP)
Aliens life matter,
tww3, lizardmen so cool

>Ayys attack
>Humanity is fucked
>It's up to terrestrial cryptids, monsters, and other shit to tip the scales in Earth's favor
Someone make this game.

>>941498945 (OP)
NOOOO LET ME GO DON'T GIVE ME HAREM OF HOT ALIEN GIRLS THAT WANT TO BREED ME I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY NEET CAVE AND NEVER BE TOUCHED BY ANY FEMALE

>>941499400
Skinwalker meta

>>941499390
I'm sure most people here know that, it's just fun to shitpost.

>>941499379
>our government warmongering with iraq and intentionally allowing terrorist attacks to occur
Yeah, and at whose behest, dingus?

>>941499401
>selected by lottery
Why wouldn't they ask for volunteers first? There's no shortage of people with a martyr complex.

>>941499390
They know its fake, but still want to believe since they're so tired of this world.

>>941498964
Huxley was really just a fraud. Krishnamurti captured it perfectly when he said: "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." It takes a truly enlightened mind to distill such deep insight into so few words.

>>941499400
Here you go, senpai.

>>941499285
I'd welcome them honestly. Humanity needs a reset.

>>941499393
I understand people's disdain for grays, but it's weird when deniers say bipedal humanoids are unlikely. I mean I don't know the real ratios, but we have a couple of bipeds on Earth.

>>941498973
>Glass Taiwan and watch the techno feudalistic hellscape crumble because you aren't getting anywhere fast without high technology and expertise. No amount of front loaded slavery is going to make up for that deficit.
All the money is into rent seeking. That's why Wall Street is shitting bricks that Americans can barely buy cars anymore. They destroyed the middle class and now have some kind of dystopian structure buyers remorse for the scheme they devised.

Honestly I'm more worried that the aliens will be benevolent and willing to solve all of Earth's problems but our leaders fuck it up and try to nuke them because it would mean being removed from power.

>>941499408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL2kZwxLS9U
>get a giant waifu that love you UNCONDITIONALLY
>break up with her
I want to punch this motherfucker in the face.

Fuck you jannies.

>>941498945 (OP)
alien tits or GTFO

>>941499400
>oldworld planetary defense force
>every pantheon starts spitting out their local garden variety to pad out the numbers
>ayys getting strafed by thousand year old wendigos, bunyips, Rambo sassies, rainbow sneks with mechanical legs, faries, gnome congs and Loch Nessie driving an AA gun
Imagine the carnage

>>723854212
>Raw Materials
For an interstellar civilization there are endless barren rocks with valuable materials, why bother extracting resources from a world with life?
>Slaves
Like I said, incompatible. Humans would not be equipped to survive on alien worlds. What good is a slave you have to build a life support system for?
>Ideology
lmao, the dumbest suggestion. What does it matter what dolphins believe should humanity manage to develop an understanding of their intelligence?
Ideology is not a cross species concept, it is a human fight against itself for a direction in our evolution in the grand scheme of things. It's all about pussy pretty much and aliens don't have pussy.

Nah, two intelligent alien species meeting would first be completely lost as to understanding each other and maybe after some time find some translatable social information if possible.

In the end we'd probably find some understanding, but find our states of sapience unreleatable and seeing no real value in either of our "possessions" go on our merry way.

At most, knowledge would be exchanged, but don't kid yourself with that slavery resource bullshit. We'd probably be terrified of infecting each other with pathogens.

>>941499083
im listening

>>941499088
EPIC FORTNITE MARATHON TIME

>thread almost hit limit
>faggot jannies moves it to /b/
????????

Dark forest is real because I can see similar behavior in video games.
A behaviors, interaction in video games especially in multiplayer games mirrors reality. You know it's true.
Look at EVE online for example lmao.

>>941499453
This would make a good book or movie.

>>941499457
Imagine the snu-snu

Boutta smash that alien ass and pussy from behind

>>941498945 (OP)
lol @ NASA video bullshit faggot

>>941499453
>>941499662
It sort of happened in Bloodborne.

>>941498945 (OP)

somebody's too eager to believe conspiracy theories

which RUINS YOUR CREDIBILITY

>>941499410
My examples would easily include plenty of bipedals of diverse taxonomies, what I mean is something as silly as Greys or as low-effort as the average Star Trek alien would blow my mind if that ended up being reality. Keep in mind that Earth-like atmospheres may not be the exclusive environment for "life" development, and even if they're the most-likely they would still inhibit wildly different evolutionary/extinction events that significantly change the face of life. It took billions of years of life and apex predators dying out to specific causes for monke's ancestors to leave the water and suddenly specifically evolve their intelligence from swinging around more efficiently to shitposting on anime websites, any changes in that balance could've made us either look like hunched mouse-men or get beaten to the punch by corvids.

>/b/
Great, gotta resize my image even further.

>moves thread about aliens to /b/
???????????
wouldnt it make more sense to move it to /x/?
whats up with the faggot jannitor who keeps moving threads they personally dislike to /b/? this guy should be fired

>>941499654
He must be posting about the ayys among us anonymously and didn't want to quit just yet, but still needs to hit his quota and obey Hiroshimoot.

>>941500339
/x/ may be schizo-central but /b/ is the second-biggest cesspool behind /trash/, adding a little more or less garbage to the pile won't change that.

>>941498952
Low quality AI. It's based on this image (left), but that image is actually a timelapse using several different filters. The image on the right is how it actually appears to the human eye.

>>941500420
this is like the third thread today ive seen get moved to /b/ regardless if it was video game related or not though

>>941500561
Some of them are simply gayer than others, that is also a fact.

>>941499797
The base game or the DLC? I think that image is from the DLC, right? I remember the DLC beign about a beach or something, fishing village idk

>>941499511
>the reason no aliens have shown up yet was because Earth is considered a forbidden world in galactic civilization
>the result of war untold thousands of years in the past where beings we take for myth fought off alien expansionists
>treaties struck at war's end that remained only as the vaguest of ancient legends to the simple humans of the time
>similarly the bizarre rituals for dealing with fantastical beings passed down and warped over the centuries were part of those codified interactions
>the elder races decided to pinch space around their holdings so as not draw continued attention, these zones are functionally where all the "magic" went
>modern era, we're beaming hellos into the void every which way we can
>everyone who Knows stays the fuck away, but the universe is a big place and eventually we get noticed by unfriendlies from out of town

>>941499797
>>941499453
best game

>>941499453
It'd be even funnier if they accidentally made our problems even worse without realizing it.

>>941500936
bad larp

>>941500845
DLC

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get?
......