Thread 941550329

g/fur- I've have diarheha and a boaner edition

Somehow life goes on, Methuselah

>>941550329 (OP)
So? You can use liquid shit as lube.

https://youtu.be/Nmou6t9gv0M?si=sBaCdfzv01AYnvvo

>>941550539
Don't be gross.

Man I'm sleepy

So go to sleep. Or stay awake with us. Or stay awake but not with us. Or drift in and out of sleep for a couple hours before committing to either sleeping or staying awake.

Is this gay?

>>941552548
Extremely.

>>941552618
That's it-

>>941552748
Off to see the wizard eh, friend of Dorothy?

>>941552787
Predict this

>>941553018
What kind of car is that? A Miata?

where the porn

dubs ill get my dick sucked

>>941553909
You gotta post it yourself. This is the time where none of the porn posters are up and about.

>>941553199
He's too rich to know what he drives. In a good way.

>>941550329 (OP)
Wasn't expecting *this*. Picture's of a scene from Time of the Twins in the Dragonlance Legends series.

>>941554715
Hoober

>>941554764
So it could be a Mini Cooper.

>>941554829
moar liek mini POOPER amirite lel

>>941554844
I don't get it.

>>941554864
open that mouth and you will

>>941554989
Oh, you're talking about eating shit. If that's what you're into man then have fun. Personally I will abstain from any shit eating.

>>941554824
Hoobs

>>941555323
Post em I'll post tummy

>>941555477
No deal not interested in tummy

>>941555878
Post them for Borb and I will post some porn. You are interested in porn aren't ypu?

>>941555940
Nah not horny

>>941555958
Oh, but this is the finest porn, Mav. You can save it for later.

People always want something from me

Generous guys, you know where to find me.
....

There ya go, Borb.

>>941556142
And for your payment.

>>941556241
Thanks

>>941556334
You are most welcome, Mav.

These supplier records are all kinds of fucked up. So many missing tax numbers.

>>941555878
Wow interesting

Ugly hooves ugly tummy

That's not a tummy, this is a tummy.

I don't get it

I see you've never played Tummy-Spoony before.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
....

I only player mario golf

I don't understand the reference.

Not reference

>>941557324
ok maybe a little horny I got a bulge even

>>941558661
Everybody hot bulge even fat woman

Got not hot*

>>941558834
I got you're bulge saved now mine forever

>>941558956
wdym?

>>941556784

Sounds like someone's begging to get audited

*sniff and smacking lips*

>>941559264
Hmmm bulge saver

Gay

>>941559505
maybe

>>941559926
you got anything else to say?

>>941560572
Very

>>941560626
You did the bulge on purpose stripped down to nothing but underpants

Turns out it was just me being an idiot and I have managed to fix my shotgun. It's a big beastly thing and damn near 100 years old. But I got it for dirt cheap and it has all the original furniture and bluing. Plus it can load magnum rounds and has no trigger disconnect which means I can slam fire it if I want.

>>941560572
Very

>>941561109
No, I've woke up check by weight and then made first pics in ksube 2 months

>>941561142
What model and what gauge is it?

>>941561194
So much very

>>941561783
Are you tracking you're progress?

>>941561887
Only if I get fatter

>>941561887
Winchester M12 chambered for 3" 12 gauge magnum shells. It is quite a classy looking firearm, though I want to get a new barrel for it that is 20" as opposed to the 30" that is on it currently. I could have the barrel cut down at a gun smith, but seeing as it is the original barrel with the original bluin it would be a shame to destroy it.

wat do

>>941563011
Werk

>>941563069
i should water plants
i could vaccsucc the house too i guess.

>>941563125
No sucking!

>>941563147
but there's dog hair everywhere!

There is dog hair all over my apartment as well and I don't have a dog? Where does it keep coming from?

>>941563202
Make rug out of it you bimbo

Now that I think about it it's probably the bags of dog hair I collect from the local groomers at the end of every week. But then who is opening the bags and spreading the hair all over the place?

I'm hungry.

>>941561896
How fat are you now?

>>941562338
I hope it isn’t rusty

>>941563011
Just got done taking a bath doing my skin care routine now I am playing tf2

>>941563850
Go eat

>>941563886
No rust at all. Original wood furniture and original bluing on the metal. Whoever had it before me took very good care of it.

>>941563886
Very
61kg

>>941563901
But I'm sad.

>>941564070
Aww it’s important you eat snarf, please eat something.

>>941564052
Fatness.

>>941563984
I think the “bluing” is called case-hardening it involves heat treating the metal so it’s more resistant to wear tear and rust

>>941564214
Yes me

>>941564214
No, bluing is a chemical process that forms magnetite on the surface of the firearm which has a blue-black appearance. Case hardening is a high temperature process that involves adding carbon to the metal.

>>941559284
Well they can audit all the want next week, I'm going on vacation.

>>941564649
Be sure to try the Surströmming, I heard it's great. :^)

Fucking of course I have to reinstall scripts on my phone.

balls

Bolas

sperm containers

Hoobers

testes

>>941565805
>best before Dec. 2012

hoober whisky has been fermenting for a bit now

>>941565840
Mmm hoober whisky
*Stuffs you with hoober whisky*

>>941565876
*glugluglug*
tastes like hoobers

>>941564988
Isn't that a Swedish thing?

>>941564988
this is evil
do not do this

>>941565924
Mmmm hoober

>>941566011
hoobmaxxing
hoobies and everything

>>941566229
Wow booba

>>941566429
Theres a dick tucked in between those thighs trust me

>>941566513
Disgusting

>>941566594
all hoobers are gay for penis this is undeniable truth

PoE SHIT IS STARTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPPPPEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!

>>941566229
Hooba booba.

MUST SPERG HARDER WITH MY LOW ENTHUSIASM!!!!

>>941566643
Doubt

>>941566695
big jiggly hoobas

honorable mention: kitty booty

>>941566723
the truth hurts libruls
hoobers are penis addicts
from a former hoober myself

MARK ROBERTS! GIVE ME YOUR SKIN!

>>941566751
Disgusting

THE TREE HAS A TREEEEE!!!!!!!

>>941566886
Im living my best life

booba is banned

A big tree

>>941566971
I like booba

>>941567009
sorry borb, booba is banned, worldwide decree

become lizerd

>>941566986
Feels like they are killing their own business model
>>941567034
Ur stoopid

>>941567167
I may be stoopid, but I am not dumb

Smart beefer

>>941567194
Hmm
Brb werk

so smart, such a big brained kittymoo

>>941567259
good luck at werk hoober

The smartest kittymoo I know

lol /v/

I GOT THE STUPID HIVEBORN CRAWLER PET THAT I WILL PROLLY NEVER USE!

>>941567275
Werk always

I want go home

>>941567447
so nice
I will use my kittymoo brain to do great things

>>941568810
cringe werk

>>941570039
Go home

>>941570055
Werk is werk
>>941570391
In half hour, then walk with dogs then run so I'll be in home closer to 1am

>>941570422
make that money
for the hoobers

>>941570039
Daylight come and I want go home

>>941570868
Wow me too
>>941570454

Bussy
Get bois pregnant

>>941571083
fat stacks for all hoobers
requirement for all non hoobers is 100 dollars every day

>>941571093
no mpreg!

>>941571083
Come Mr.Tally Man tally me Banana

>>941571163
*Beats u up*

guh

>>941571318
ok, guh lover

>>941571390
cock and balls lover
guh is just the sound I make when I need it

me

>>941571426
Ill give you some cock n balls

>>941571107
Gib money

>>941571467
do it, no balls

>>941571486
im the only exception to the rule sadly

>>941571501
These balls will be slapping against your chin, stinky

>>941571467
oh a serg nvm then im ok with mpreg now uwu

>>941571467
>slutty waist
>thick thighs
hold still im boutta stick it in

>>941571710
bold move wanting put your dick into the mouth of someone with teeth like mine

>>941571238
dis banana for you

>>941571738
Good, we need to make more sergal bois

>>941571756
One at a time, slut!

>>941571851
Okay bend over, ill get you pregnant

>>941572151
one at a time?? bitch im fucking YOUR cheeks bend over and spreddum whore

>>941572151
go ahead and try

>>941572182
*Sits on your face*
Ok stick your tongue in

>>941572211
>Plapplapplapplapplap

>>941572211
Get a sniff first, dont want much to be left for imagination

Gays

>>941571920
Ey, I say eeeyooooo

>>941572893
lol what a fag
*fucks his ass*

>>941572258
blebelbleblebleblebelbelbelelbebl
would

Hmm

>only played walking simulators
Couldn't be me

hmmmm

>>941565931

I mean, it is along your way of course and right next door.

Anyone wanna RP?

Open RP: I just came home from the bar drunk and you burnt dinner.

>>941577739
Stop being gay for Bubsy.

>>941578524
isn't he dead for like 30 years?

>>941578613
He has risen.

>>941578744
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>941578928
mmmmmmmmh

>>941579078
hoober

>>941578613
He has a new game coming out.

>>941579286
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>941579447
weird, I've heard about one years ago

>>941579498
hmmmm

>>941576684
"Oh shit oh shit he's coming, I can hear his keys, quick, get in the pantry, and don't come out!"
I quickly rush to hide our small autistic child in the pantry next to the dog food while you fumble your keys in the lock, I realize I burned the dinner, it was your favourite.. ice cubes.
I'm watching the door in fear, terrified of the chewing out I'm about to receive, I've always tried to be a loyal wife but i done fucked up dinner and burnt that shit to a crisp
I look to the mirror in the kitchen, and bark

>>941576684
>>941580155
hey its me goku

>>941580594
goku.. ! my friend

it's getting gay in here

>>941580818

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/sj-sharks-ice-message/3966454/

>>941580986
Cuz you’re here

>>941580986
>horace is posting
we're so back bros

>>941581026
based

>>941581044
>tits
>penis
pick a struggle

>>941580155
I enter the house before Squash, greeting you, my mistress, you don't have to worry about his old boomer ass whipping you for burning his ice cubes ever again, I like them toasted anyway

>>941580155
I'm divorcing you.

>>941581221
goodnight squash

>>941581156
Wow, you're such a hero, mi amore <333~~!!

>>941581088
There is no struggle. I like them both.

>>941581409
stabs u 49 times

>>941581516
That's why they have menus at restaurants, some people want the lobster, I want the steaks

>>941581650
What is your OC?

>>941581808
That's grape retard can't you read?

>>941581516
Booba.

>>941581808
It's a housepets character named grape
but irl it's a synth

>>941581044
what can I say, you gays make me happy
>>941581088
I'm ready to be 13 again

>>941582176
you forgot to +1 the image count

>>941582222
I wonder what was the context of me talking about silent hill

>>941582222
hush
so did Raccoon >>941581924
you should shut on him

>>941582104
>irl
He’s reeeaal?!

Bring me dem femboi booba.

>>941588326
Ugh.

>>941588437
lol

>>941583191
I don't see how that's related.
I thought the same thing about the first one when I first saw it but it's not really that big of a deal. It just looks like a really weirdly proportioned hand.

I'm sleepy. Bring me a femboi to cuddle.

>>941589377
Sky is cuter.

>>941589670
Sky?

>>941590326
Different character from that comic.

Goodnight.

>>941590376
Ah ok. Gn Snarf.

Oh damn, a bunch of old timers were around and here I was off and away.

>>941589377
roll

dubs iIl get my dick sucked

dubs ilI suck dick

i hate how anytime i want to post my stalker is here...

Good, then maybe you'll stay away.

Last image

>>941593159
>>941593159
>>941593159