>>941602533 (OP)
I've punched more than my fair share of faces from the past 61 years, And I've had my face punched more than my fair share, as well...
actual fist fighting is a dichotomy, because no matter what, both parties lose when you really stop and think about it...
Even if the entire fight consists of only one knockout punch, even the winner hasn't necessarily really won anything, when you stop and give it consideration
Thats Why you should always approach any fist fight with the philosophy: WE ARE BOTH GOING TO LOSE
SO I'M GOING TO INFLICT AS MUCH PERMANENT PHYSICAL INJURY ON YOU AS POSSIBLE, BECAUSE I INTEND ON LOSING LESS
And it's not because I'm a badass..
hell no. I'm definitely not a badass
fuck no.
I'm not a tough guy at all, far from it
I'm the total opposite of a badass...
And believe it or not, that's what actually makes me much more dangerous than somebody who's really good at boxing...
The fact that I am NOT a tough guy
memes I'm much more likely to do something overly extreme.. Overkill...
yeah, I could break someone's nose with one punch, of course... But I'm equally as likely to grab a flat head screwdriver and put it directly through your fucking face
see what I'm saying?
since both parties are going to lose
Why not go ahead and make sure you lose a little bit less than the other motherfucker?
And believe it or not
I swear to God
Believe it or not:
I ACTUALLY PUT A PHILLIPS HEAD SCREWDRIVER DIRECTLY THROUGH SOMEBODY'S FACE back in the '80s. It broke the orbit bone around their eye and went into their sinus area.
It was a little rusty corroded all this shit flathead screwdriver I had been using to open paint cans on the mural job
I literally jabbed it INTO SOMEBODYS FACE...
I also sustained a fairly serious injury in that fight, as well. we both went to individual emergency rooms after the fight.. But I put that screwdriver through his fucking face and through his hand
100% true