Thread 941916689

G/fur It's a new thread

>a paranormal researcher
>accused of manipulation and sensationalism
No, it couldn't be! Perish the thoughy! There's no way, absolutely no way at all, that a charlatan would make stuff up and grossly exaggerate mundane and easily explainable phenomena.

>>941916689 (OP)
Lazerchefbots being the subject

>>941917124
Is that supposed to be me? I am the target?

Literal floof

>>941917411
I only have crude Garfield drawings as far as floof goes.

>>941916689 (OP)
God, I want to fuck Nermal! <3 <3 <3

>>941917497
No fortune today?

No copying floofs

>>941917511
My bad

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>941917566
What mean you by this?

>>941917622
Unjustified cancellation of floof + common tactical gear.

>>941917743
You're quite an odd one.

Well, I guess if no one else os going to post porn I will.

g/BikiniBottom forever

Goodnight.

This is all I've got.

>>941918027
It's was better than 96% of all other porn content here.

>>941918071
I only provide the best.

>>941918094
It's amazing how much b has changed. Back before pol & frogs b was so fast moving threads would 404 in minutes without quick replies, and the only n word ended in 9000.

A solid third of threads look like some kind of frame-up against the site now, reddit unchained.

>>941918212
The /pol/ tards breached containment and flooded onto /b/ and drove everyone away with their bullshit.

>>941918235
It's agitating to me because fur are not related to this other crap at all, and there are separate containment boards for them yet they come here to ruin what was essentially a place for random, crazy, interesting or 404 internet stuff.

>>941918377
At least the cat memes remain, though they are too few.

>>941918235
pol was ok for uncensored international news but filled with trash at first. Now I wouldn't click it. Not that I agree with Hillary Clinton about meme frogs but they were something that just showed up at some point. Maybe more people are too poor for Internet these days. I've been considering it myself.

Is eddy elliptically obsessing over how to use internet knowledge

What if every photon from the sun was a roll of this die.

>>941918879
Then the chance of hitting the same number is the same as 100 dice


Jk

My fav episode of love death robots is season 1 episode 18

Not because they’re communist but what they’re uncovering and the last stand is pretty dope

>>941919021
More like 92 dice to be exact.

I never heard of it until now

>>941919218
>some say the kola bore hole makes ghost noises

Now that the thread is back on track who is going to post fluffy aliens.

>>941919416
Be carefful

>>941919417
The thread has always been on track.

hmmm

>>941929297
hoobs

>>941930007
hoobs

Wow spooky thread

very

>>941921746
booba

>>941930793

once again, if a fag can become Prime Minister of the Netherlands, then there's no excuse to get filled by Borb like a Boston Creme donut

>>941931262
What if a fag can become the leader of NATO though

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.
..

>>941931999
Might want to skip the ring then

Test

>>941932864
>>941933150
suspicious

>>941933443
He's not going to respond to it anyway

>>941933672
I'm talking about pics

>>941933741
So am I

>>941933777
oh?

>>941933817
Oh?

>>941933999
just confused

I have no idea what's going on.

>>941934071
Oh okay

>>941934282
hoobs

>>941934381
okay

>>941934384
Hooba is lies.

>>941934522
D'oh!

>>941934438
It's what he wants to see so why not show hkm

>>941934612
I was so confused until I've finally read noire post

>>941934683
Hmmm good boi

FEETS

>>941934825
yes u

I am watching the a video about the most terrifying thing of all. The thing that just hearing the name will send shivers down the spine of even the most courageous of men. Bulgaria.

Is this about how Birbs needs to use Dergs as a cock sleeve?

>>941934866
No

>>941935401
ah okay

>>941934828
Nigger

>>941935209
That implies he doesn't already. It also implies that Borb isn't a total bottom.

>>941935072
Jesus... Are you okay?

>>941935209
I'd say it's about Noire's fantasies

>>941935984
Those implications seem correct

>>941936659
Not at all. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. What kind of just god would allow such a place?

>>941931863
The we're going to turn the Russians gay

>>941936726
Oh, we deflecting now. We allllll know.

>>941937247
But they already are, does that mean we've won?

>>941937398
Then yalllll are hallucinating

>>941936934
Is there anything I can help you with right now? We do still have a reason to bomb them

>>941937849
Hoober

>>941938089
yes u

>>941938059
Don't worry, we'll all pitch in for your wedding dress, gay boy.

>>941938059
No, there is nothing that can be done. The psychological scars will be there forever. I will always be haunted by Blago and Biser and Asen.

>>941938337
I don't need one thank you.
So when are you going to get railed on air?
We alllll know that's going to be a thing if you get the chance

>>941938488
I'm sorry for your loss

>>941938569
It'll only be an HBO Max exclusive

>>941938739
Hmmm don't see you as a sellout so I'll doubt that.
More guessing towards radio or podcast without active cameras.

>>941938866

Hoobs

>>941938934
I can't help it, I'm about that champagne and tiramisu

>>941939017
hoobs

>>941939017
Bet you could make some money with only fans or whatever by interviewing conservative figures while performing lewdery. Bet you don't even dislike that idea either

>>941939338
What can I say, I like putting on a show

>>941939872
Honestly think there would be people weird enough to actually pay for stuff like that

>>941940413
Hooobs

>>941940071
Hey, I don't exist unless I'm getting paid.

>>941939775
Dergs, stop kissing your bros.

>>941941076
Fair enough, got get laid to get paid then

>>941941110
No kissing in this thread

>>941941110
He only kisses borb.

>>941942136
You wish

>>941942240
Let's be real here, Better him than me.

>>941941076
hoobs

>>941942316
In what way hm?

>>941942507
Everyway. Borb's in your future husband.

>>941942498
Hoobs!

>>941942766
I guess there's another way saying there's no future for me

>>941942766
hoobs

>>941942878
I mean, not with me.

>>941942977
H o o b s

>>941943117
That's what you keep telling yourself

>>941943117
hoobs

>>941943928
Lewd.

>>941943551
Hoobs.

>>941943314
Any international relations died with Para a looong time ago, bud. I'm just here to be friendly and a tease.

>>941944015
wow rare
>>941944023
hoobs

>>941944023
Once one moves it's nothing more than a normal relation anyway.

>>941944114
I bet you want Dergs hoobas all over you.

>>941944550
ask him

Has anyone else imagined themselves as dick sucking vampire bats preferring semen over blood for survival?

>>941945243
There is one person, but she's not here right now.

Hey all! Hows the halloweener going for everyone? Got any fun plans?
I'll prolly throw on my shitty costume, hit the bars, eat some oysters, stop by a friends party or two then head home and solo it (toys optional)

>>941945243
no, that would be silly haha

My mkstake, she is here.

>>941945555
no plans for me
wanted to get drunk but I decided to not enable my mom so I'm being a good girl today
what's your costume?

>>941945704
I almost didn't say anything but you were thinking about me :P

>>941945689
>Plapplapplapplapplapplap

>>941945727
hello to you too Snarf
Happy Halloween

>>941945555
I am going to listen to more scary stories about ghosties and make chicken wings and stuff.

>>941945724
Well they mentioned a bat drinking cum.

>>941945811
that definitely does NOT sound like me
I would never do such a thing!

>>941945855
Sure

>>941945724
Damn, but fair. Hunter S Thompson but with long hair lol
>>941945811
Sounds awesome! I'll prolly watch a scary movie and play dead by daylight later too.

cum IS my second or third favorite liquid

>>941946043
nice, Hunter S Thompson is definitely a character lmao
no costume for me, unfortunately
but I basically wear a costume every day with my all black and metal band shirts, so it balances out
and same

>>941946043
I am listening to stories about "real" hauntings and poltergeists. I put real in quites because it's obviously bullshit, especially when it involves Ed "I fucked a child and got her pregnant" and Lorrain "And I made her get an abortion and say she was raped by a black guy" Warren. I really do not like The Warrens. Complete charlatans and phonies. It would be one thing if they were sincere and actually religious, but they were slimy disgusting confidence tricksters who took advantage of people going through mental and emotional crises preaching Catholicism while doing horrendous things themselves in private.

For those of you unfamiliar with who The Warrens are, they are the paranormal experts from those God Cop movies, like the one about the haunted doll or the one about the ghosty of a nun. Or thst one woth the lady from the remake of The Haunting where she's being haunted by the ghosty of a 17th century spinster.

Just learned my uncle died. I never met the guy, so I don't really care, but still, someone related dying from a heart attack at only 60 is a wake up call, even if he was a junkie for most of his life.

>>941947462
Hoobs

>>941946094
indeed lol
Well that's always fun! Last halloween I just leaned into my rock/metal styles a little harder too
>>941946393
Yeah I do my best to avoid their stuff... even if "dude just trust me" is all random online stories and stories from friends have I at least get a hell of a lot out of it.
>>941946841
Death is definitely an odd thing. I've heard a lot of people say they have similar experiences to you. I suppose if you wanna live fora long time nows the time to get healthy, and if not nows the time to live to the fullest! Death comes for us all, its just a matter of how we want to live that life... I'm still hoping I'll find a magical way to live forever
>>941947462
dis a good one

aight im off to party! I'm sure I'll chat with ya all again later!

Do you have any activities for tonight that would be ideal for me, since I hate Halloween and want to avoid anything spooky?

>>941944242
Derg. You have no shot considering I've given you it twice and just got bored.

>>941945243
>>941945518
>>941945689
I thought there'd be people who'd appreciate/get the hunger. Standing in front of a big thick juicy meat leaking pre, snout flaring up as the scent of his sex clouds my mind. Hugging such a thing, bigger than my body, feels warm with how full of blood it is, but I fight against barring my fangs as my tongue laps up his pre, licking him patiently until he blasts his warm life on my face.

>>941947645
Frotting?

>>941947504
yes

>>941947552
There is a podcast called The Tape Library who talks about paranormal stuff and unfortunately he does have to talk about The Warrens because they feature in quite a number of famous cases from the latter half of the 20th Century. But he does know how people feel about them and even has a lengthy episode getting into them specifically and how he thinks they're shit.

>>941947755
I get the hunger, but not for cum.

>>941947755
i understand this

>>941947645
You could watch The Munsters. The original TV show with Al Lewis and Fred Gwynne.

>>941947758
Hello, Horace.

>>941947786
Tak

>>941948167
Hey Fool~
You doing anything cool tonight?

>>941948140
Gay.

>>941948538
yeah, very gay.

>>941948265
Nah, in my old age I have become boring. Going to make some homemade wing sauce and fry up some chicken wings then listen to spooky stuff all night. What about you?

>>941948633
Wings sound fucking awesome, what kinda sauce you making?
I'll be getting drunk in VR

>>941946841
sorry to hear that Snarfy, my condolences

>>941947552
every day is Halloween :3
I'd post Black No. 1 but I'm sure you know that one already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2MH5c2sTvc

>>941947755
sounds pretty hot
I'd love to be a dick sucking vampire bat

>>941948925
I made this hot sauce out of habaneros, serranos, and dried ghost peppers and Carolina reapers as well as a ton of garlic and onion, some salt, a carrot, black peppercorns, fresh thyme, and a mix of apple cider and white wine vinegars then left it to ferment for two weeks. I will be mixing a cuo of it with a bit of butter, a dash of garlic powder, cayenne pepper, and finely ground black pepper. The wings are going to be delicious. I'm also going to either make french fries or onion rings, I haven't decided which yet.

Courtney’s vagina is real and forged in steal. Thomas taught me on the native wheel.

Yeah I'm officially jealous. I say you should make onion rings, but only if you've got a nice beer to go with it.

>>941949378
I don't drink, but if I make onion rings I would be doing a nice tempura batter with a splash of sake in it. Back when I ate cookies and stuff I used to make fried oreos. I'd make a sweet vanilla tempura batter and homemade powdered sugar.

>>941949072
You are a dick sucking bat.

>>941950109
hoobs

>>941950536
Tak

aaaaand kill

>>941951551
hoobs

>>941918000
after I figured out what gay meant I always felt like spongebob was gay and that he had a thing for squidward. now I think the reason they said he was asexual is becuse nickelodeon and the industry forced them to becuse there were many moments in the show where he did something gay

>>941951717
Hoobs

>>941951775
They're trying to avoid any controvery from the right wing about forcing what they would consider deviant lifestyles onto children.

>>941948064
Yeh it's hard to avoid em lol. It is what it is I suppose
>>941948140
Orca???
>>941949072
To bad it's not rainin and blowin...
My band really wants to cover a ministry song or two but none of us really know how synths work
>>941951775
To be fair to the billion dollar company, I think Hillenburg did say something along the lines of "He's a sponge, he's aesexual", which is kinda funny since he does have parents

>>941952217
it's me orca!! hi adamari you still don't have namesync set up here?

>>941952217
Oretty much all ghost hunters are charlatan frauds. The only one I can think of that wasn't was the dude from a show called Paranormal Home Inspectors where he was an actual home inspector, like, he had a lisence and everything. He would go into the hones and be like, oh, your doors weren't installed properly so they can't latch and will swing open on their own/will close on their own, the person who painted the walls just painted directly over the old paint so there is bleed through, etc. He would give actual logical explanations about why they were having these supposed ghostly issues and be like, here is what you do to fix them. Meanwhile the psychic on the show would be like, a drifter was murdered in the woods ten miles away from the back corner kf the property and it's his ghost that is haunting it. It was such a crock of shit. That show was so funny.

>>941952406
nope! I'm retarded!
How've ya been?? Long time no speak!
>>941952424
waaaat you saying ghost adventures isn't real??? I've had one or two very strange experiences in my life, I'd be down to investigate further, but I'd have no way of knowing what's actually strange and whats just my mind making normal things strange.

>>941952692
well try again, it's real easy!
long time no speak indeed, i've been pretty okay, better overall. how have you been? i think i lurked a while ago and saw things were going well for you?

>>941952692
Ghost Adventures is funny because Zak Bagans keeps trying to fight the ghosts. He's such a douchebag. Did you see his live stream with Post Malone and that rabbi? They had the legendary Dybbuk Bix they were supposedly going to open with the rabbi there ti help seal any dybbuk (demons) that came out of it. Well, they kicked the rabbi off the show cause he was like, there's actuslly no such thing, and so they were like, we're not gonna risk opening it without a holyman here to seal the dark entities, then Post Malone later is fucking around dancing and just opens it.

>>941952217
I don't know synth stuff either
it would take quite a bit of messing around with one or with a DAW to get an idea of how it works

Oh, and the Dybbuk Box? Yeah, the original owner was like, I made the box myself and made up the story about it.

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