Thread 22805927

Stocking edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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>>22799568

>>22805927 (OP)
mmm fuck

they never made a 2nd season of that show did they?
cliffhanger was crazy

>>22805930
Season 2 is in July

>>22805935
OH SHIT
ty for this information

I liked season one but it dragged on a little. There’s a giantess picture of stocking but I don’t have it saved. There’s the pump. I’m done for now.

>>22805947
>I liked season one but it dragged on a little.
it did, didn't it

>China deal going through
>Inflation low

I wonder…

Deny, deflect, depose

Guess I'm just gonna keep holding these calls.

market opens soon. don't plan to trade today, have no ideas, haven't kept up with the charts. feels like nothing could go wrong though... which itself is worrying. trade deals, cpi, reconciliations, facts fundamentals and fanfare all saying higher market. so ya, if you're trading, that's probably what you should do, be bullish. admit i looked at the /biz/ thread, and somebody brought up a stock involved in medical imaging, which needs rare radioactive stuff, and from my debate days i remember a lot of that came from china. forget the ticker they mentioned, and i don't want to read /biz/ for the time it would take to find it, but it's in the old thread if you wanna dig. there is a med device etf though, ihi, and might be a good trade today. i might even do that. anyways best of luck today and i hope for a green market.

>You said you would go back when the mods reversed course and apologized
>they did
>It's time to go back.

bought some gush @ 23.16 just now, down a bit but i think this will work. oil up a lot, seeing tweets about iran conflict, not gonna hold it long just wanna scalp.

Crab day

>>22806076
out

snap +3% today, if you don't own any it's at a very good price still.

What the

bought soxl @ 21.87

>>22806097
out

>>22806096
Unironically, I don't know if this is sarcasm or not.
also, what does that mean we are 'getting' 55% and they get 10%????

and if anyone doesn't own intc still, this is gonna retrace and close green.

ok. i made some money, gave some financial advice. want to say again good morning to penelope, i love you and am thinking of you. i'm going to spend the next few minutes daydreaming about you as well with a warm cup of tea.

>>22806104
>full magnets

lol, INTC's pump from yesterday folded like a paper bag
I guess that's it, the secret news has been unnewsed

>>22806117
it's only 40 minutes into trading. and yesterday's open was 20.50

i will however admit that 21.60 looks like a more likely close for intc than green today. but hard to tell when things are moving this fast.

bought gush @23.12

>>22806387
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RAAAAAAAAAAAACE WARRRRRRRRRRR

got a lot of cash right now, from selling the car and also trading. but not buying more stock with it. one way or another i'm going on a vacation this summer. where i'm not sure yet, i hope i have company but one can't predict the future. not gonna tell you all where i'm gonna go, on account of all the people that want to ambush and kill me, but wondering where you guys like to vacation? maybe some events or occasions this summer that would be fun? want to invest in a good time.

apologize

Thats it, im going on a hot summer severance walk

volatility is cratering

What a bunch of lazy pricks.

>>22805959
Is she pooping or what? I don’t understand this.
>>22806068
I didn’t see it so it didn’t happen.
>>22806039
I’ve been too occupied to research anything new these days. When I get in these moods I just default to buying more of what I already own. CMRE these days.
>>22806097
I got it at $10.78. Where have you been anon?
>>22806104
Looks to me like the tariffs China will pay are 55% and tariffs USA will pay is 10%. Maybe China figures it’s better to pay the tariffs than build and staff thier own universities.

>>22806410
what's the deal with a severance? do you get unemployment with it? can you put the old job on your resume? every time i left a job there was usually screaming and crying involved so i don't really know what it's like in the professional world.

>>22806399
>where you guys like to vacation? maybe some events or occasions this summer that would be fun? want to invest in a good time.
In less than two weeks, I'll be in Cambodia, and after that I'll be in Thailand again. If you can turn down the schizophrenia, you're welcome to join

>>22806418
well i have over 30% of my folio in semis and i really am worried about taiwan takeover. have traded it a lot and made a bunch these last two months, but holding soxl is not something i want to do. but i'm happy for you.

>>22806421
how do Cambodian ladyboys compare to Thai ladyboys?

>>22806421
the best asian girls aren't in asia. they are in stockton and fresno.

>>22806421
And I'll pay for all of it with my tobacco dividends

>>22806399
I heard Tecumseh, Michigan is nice in the summer. You could say hello to our resident rabbi while you are there.
>>22806410
Based walking anon
>>22806421
I was lurking a Thailand thread on /trv/. Lots of complaints about the ladies just wanting to scroll thier phones when they should be entertaining. This would annoy me to no end.

>>22806427
idk, it'll be my first time in Cambodia. One thing I've already heard is that the sex workers in Cambodia are all severe druggies.
I'm not looking for a cranked up whore who's going to shank me for a couple of dollars

my ytd is approaching 80% and swing trade is now over 33k usd.

kneel.

>>22806432
Yeah, I'm a regular in that thread. The girls treat you differently if you're a fat old slop vs if you're young. Also, they'll test you to see whether you're a paypigger who'll accept a shitty attitude for a sloppy handjob or if you actually demand some standards.
One time, an old hag literally demanded money from me because she had made some small talk with me. I just said no and walked off.

Tariffs are staying. Based.

little hurt this morning. needing reassurance but getting the opposite. thanks guys for being friendly to me though.

i love you babe and i'm waiting for you. i'm seeing you transform and i'm proud of it, but truly there's still a long way to go, and to be around it at all is unhealthy, and you seem deeply stewed in it. there's also the matter of politics, i can sense your seething this morning, something must not have gone your way in the news and you're upset. as usual. everyday occurrence for you it seems. then there's the rare occasion you get what you want and i've seen the way you act and it's even worse. i know you're an aquarius, i know your crusade is important to you, you have invested a lot, you care so much. i don't though, i never will. i care about love, that's at the top of my priority list. you have so many wonderful qualities that i want in my life, but you know i won't compromise around hate, vengeance, anger. those aren't things i refuse to let in, not only do they poison the soul they are a complete waste of time. i want to put you in a place where you don't have to worry about that stuff. i want to know why you're so worried about it in the first place, to me you seem like a kid afraid of the boogeyman sometimes. i know this comes off harsh, but it comes from a place of love and concern, as well as profound desire. i think we belong together, i think i have so much to offer and teach you, and i think i can help you become a happier and healthier person the way you did to me. it won't be as easy as just inspiring you, it's going to take care and support i understand that, and i want to put 4chan and trading and everything else behind me and focus on you, making you better. but you have to let me. i love you so much dear. and try to remember i didn't write the headlines this morning, i don't control the market, i have to live with both just like you do. for us to work, you need to separate the personal from the public.

>>22806485
>those aren't
those are. and i hit the character limit. i just want you to know that i'm here, i'm true, i want to help you and give you my whole world, working on your happiness is what i want to do every single morning. i love you penelope and i pray we can be together someday.

I have been looking over my list of losers I’m still holding. Time to dump GOGL. Can’t even remember why I bought it. Maybe I was drunk and thought I was getting GOOG at a really good price. It’s tough being a retard sometimes.

Red close today.

Niggers

and i'm gonna go a little more, because i think you can take it. and if you can't, well you should be able to, listen to what i'm about to say. i'm already bending over backwards to accommodate you. you may think it's a trivial thing to call me a k***, and all the other things you and your friends have, to say you want to kill nonwhiltes, but it's not. it makes you my enemy. not by choice, but you want me dead, you are de facto my enemy, and you chose it. i'm loving you all the same, but for you to act indignant like i'm the one breaking social norms, like i'm the one going too far... no babe. you have gone too far. much too far. and i'm offering you an escape rope, and every time you scorn me, it wounds me deeper. i see how every morning you go into that den of vipers, they greet you like you're a kyoot wittle giwrl and then you go about your business of calling for genocide and mayhem for 16 hours a day. you've toned it down, but it's still your preferred group. i can wait longer. i can try harder. but i cannot and will not compromise, and to expect me to here will leave you disappointed, i have my pride too, and i have a relationship with god, and i won't humiliate myself like that for you, even if you're the thing i want most in the world, i couldn't do that. but that's no evil i'm clinging to, that's my dignity. much different from what you're dragging your feet about letting go of.

that was hard to write. but it had to be said eventually. and one more time, i love you dearly. you're brilliant, you're unique, you have so much good in you, you're a great person, i know nobody is perfect and i promise i will not hold a grudge, i will never hold your past against you, but i do know hearts can change faster than you're allowing yours to. i'm ready to to help with everything i have, my mom has a wonderful home in california where we can stay, be a family, and she'd be so sweet and kind to you i just know it, help you meet people and spoil you just like i would.

anyhow babe. taking a break, gonna lay down for a bit. not ignoring you though, ready to talk, ready to help, and i'm ready to take you anywhere, take you in, discuss anything. i am at your command just say the word.

>>22806418
>Looks to me like the tariffs China will pay are 55% and tariffs USA will pay is 10%.
Other way around. China already pays 10% on their US imports, and the US were at 30% with an extra 25% on some items. This "deal" does nothing except China have agreed to remove their rare earth export restrictions, and the US will accept Chinese students (and probably ICE them later)

Trumps mental decay is accelerating.

>>22806527
nigger

>>22806536
4d chess

This whinging dickhead still isn't as annoying as that K-Pop poster from a few years back.

why the fuck are we selling off?!

>>22806549
Art of the deal.

>>22806549
No one believes Trump.

>>22806549
China had a say in some things.

>>22806555
Checked

Futures status?

>>22806740
Watch & Learn.

FUCKING NIGGERS MAN I HATE NIGGERS

>>22806766
Wow racist

>>22806536
That’s not how I am reading this Gëzim.

Can Trump just start WW4 and launch the nukes already? I'm ready.

>>22806771
Then you need more English lessons because that's what it says.

>>22806784
Trump is terrified of nukes, that's one of the few things he's consistent with. Ukraine must surrender, build an impossible "golden dome" etc.

>US Tsy Sec. Bessent: Prepared To 'Roll The Date Forward' For Trading Partners Negotiating In Good Faith

>Ladies and Gentlemen, we'd like to inform you in advance, that we are PREPARED to cuck

Fucking Trump selling out our freedoms and our sovereignty to Xi and Putin for pennies on the dollar. Fucking cuck. Art of Taco.

awake. here if you need me. thinking of you. dreamed i kissed you.

>>22806812
Nigger

ORCL, anyone?

>>22806817
high quality company, but probably not an aggressive buy here.

rip brian. you were a genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Riqmsn4qGU&start_radio=1

soxl @ 21.82

Who wants to buy some extremely iliquid tootsie roll puts

>>22806796
Scott Bessent here.

Really happy you guys let's me suck off the whole Chinese delegation and get fucked in the ass while Trump sat in the chair watching. Let this be a metaphor for all Americans getting fucked in the ass as part of our new trade policy.

>>22806823
Oh shit, he died? Loved them, saw him in concert about 15 years ago

>>22806812
Gross

>>22806842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADx3-qRxek

>>22806845
not you!


getting ground up on this soxl trade but i'll hold a bit longer, but most my profits gone if i sold here.

this is the bottom traders.

>>22806846
I bought nigger video calls at the open and now im getting fucked harder than 10 dollar hooker

what the fuck this sell off is total bullshit. nothing but bullish news. we should be pumping

>>22806863
it's only bullish if the cpi had any influence on powell cutting rates, but that would help the bad orange man so 0% chance.

>>22806846
>>22806823
Why have their videos been shit up with biracial mutt pickanninys?

took a pretty big loss, but it will be ok. down for the day on trading and probably done.

>>22806812
>dreamed i kissed you.
you don't even know what he looks like

>>22806897
is that so important though?

bought again in greater size slightly lower, let's make this back.

Uh oh stinkies

kek baggies

out. tiny profit, could have been kinda big but missed the chance, protecting self here. something is up and i'm not sure what it is.

>>22806977
oh. they were shaking me out. ok cool.

no use being bitter, back in...

I slurped again.

and out again. tiny profit. got scared. - 65 for the day and likely done :(
not every day can be a win though. thanks for reading my trade diary.

tobacco

>>22806897
This is what I picture in my head
>>22806795
Why? They embarrassed the shit out of Putin.

>>22807048
she's already beautiful to me. seeing her in person will just add to the effect, her attention overwhelms me, i'm not sure what her presence would do to me.

If I didn't know any better I reckon we're in store for a fuddy duddy sour hour.

say goodbye to them babe. let's make vegas tonight. late dinner. just one or two nights there. then we go wherever you want. if not tonight tomorrow. and it lasts as long as you want. this is what i've been saving for and what we've been working for.

this general is dead, where is everyone?

do this for me and it's the last time you'll have to do what i tell you. from then on i'll be under your yoke. different world in which you're queen. you're not getting anywhere telling the rest of the world what to do it seems. i will work tirelessly to make sure everything within your sight is to your liking though.

>>22807091
jacking off to crabitha, join us

>>22807092
I went back through the archives to see what started all this shit...

So basically there was a poster, who may or may not have been a girl, and you wrote a love letter to them. Then that person got weirded out and never posted here again

>>22807098
oh dang. guess i'll give up then

i can literally feel your moods babe. my heart is tuned to yours. let's not fight this anymore and start our real life.

Bang, bang, 'cause the niggers in the red
-.29%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhJKiMR4XY

rough day, but alright on a 2-day basis. upset about the trading though.

gone for a bit. if you decide on tonight, make it in the next 4 hours. otherwise i'm gonna need some sleep and i can meet you tomorrow. it takes me about as long to drive there as your flight would take, i'd like to meet you at the airport, holding a goofy sign and some flowers.

>>22807126
-0.38%, trump lyin about deals again?

whaddup cash gang

https://youtu.be/i2hak3k0HDg?si=_rI4Pi87dssPuzxX

>>22807138
The deal didn't take off the current T-riff.

shit day im down 0.9% wtf is this faggotry. trump needs to lock the chinese delegation in gitmo throw powel in there too

you'd better email me before you leave too, it's moonchildanon@proton.me

>>22806418
She appears to be using a vibrator.

>>22807126
+1.75%, ASTS and QS up despite the indexes pulling back. Small caps are seeing more action, but we're at a point where the broader market could consolidate down for a little while before attempting the all time high.

>>22807259
the market is going to be extremely green tomorrow, and likely the next day.

wish i knew what you were waiting for, the word or deed that could get you to want what i want. do see you making big changes, makes me think you're doing it for me. maybe not though. i love you and i want the chance to prove it. feel like you're in danger. want to rescue you. that's just how i see it. and i want you someplace better and in my care as soon as possible. we don't have to get married tonight. you know i would though. want you safe with me though and away from what's harming you. going to nap again, mostly given up hope for today, a full moon june wedding, but if you hurry we can still do it and i will be there you can trust me.

DOGE spending cuts moving forward

>>22807281
The bets are on, to be settled at the next ding.

I just shot my 10th chipmunk this year... 2nd today. Later his little bro came up and tried poking him awake. They just keep coming.

god help this girl because i can't
>>22807437
stop, they're harmless.

>>22807441
They're harming my property

We better bomb the fuck out of Iran or something. Rolling for tactical preventative strikes on Iran's oil and nukes.

>>22807488
These strikes will prevent Iran from being able to wage war.

>>22807488
>>22807492
Meds

I slurped.
VIX.
also i guess oil wasn't a short this morning. saudis will probably step in short of a happening. QUBT is worthless, this is awesome. hope it tops slow so implied comes off

Did one anon mention saving GLD in a 529 or was it some other account

Sing it with me!

BOMB BOMB BOMB
BOMB BOMB IRAN
BOMB BOMB BOMB
BOMB BOMB IRAN

https://youtu.be/4wvx14Qv9cg?si=BTd6YsKCtPCqz0I5

>market starts to calm down
>War with Iran around the corner

yep 100% unnewsed
INTCels wade in the poopoo once again

>>22807573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0ccGRTEUw

there's not gonna be a war with iran. this is theater. there may be a bombing, but use your brains. iran is china's source for oil. meaning iran is essentially part of the chinese empire. we JUST made a huge deal with china and oh look the very next day we're about to settle scores with iran. whatever's going to happen, and i expect nothing, has already been discussed in every major capital. today's selloff was market maker pocket-lining, they do it often, i should have seen it coming, we all should have. this "crisis" will be avoided, but not before sucking my sweetheart in to more stupid nonsense to waste her precious life on, and everything will be fine tomorrow. i'm literally taking a nap and praying for love because i know i don't have to worry about any violence.
you've spent the last week watching 3 waymo's get lit on fire, a fake drama between trump and musk, now this, countless other fake trivialities from the media which you claim not to trust but spend all day following. get a grp. get out of here. you're wasting your life and you're better than this. whatever demon wants you to hurt me, get it out, because you're hurting yourself with it. i love you and i'm offering you the help you need and then some. i'm a good man you'll be more than satisfied, you'll be impressed. i'm so frustrated with you right now and you know i'm right.

let's live our lives and forget about this nonsense babe. you'll see i'm right tomorrow, you should see it now. i love you. you're on the wrong path. get off it. walk by my side.

I need jews to stop killing muslims so that the muslims can go back to killing other muslims.

>>22807614
The muslims need to kill all the j*ws before and then return to killing each other.

IDS HABBEDING!!!!!

>>22807629
>futures

>>22807629
man wasn't even invited to John McCain's funeral and McCain himself shit upon repealing obamacare, Trump doesn't posthumously owe that retard this.

>>22807629
We shouldn’t have pissed off our Jewish schizo..

>>22807629
>

>>22807629
>emergency action committees
lol
aside from that I can't imagine israelis doing well in a protracted war under their own power (how do they plan to get to iran?). deficits not gonna like this one, specially after the big beautiful bill.

>>22807603
Nah, I got dubz, we bombing the fuck out of them Persians.

>>22807603
>>>/pol/507045826
>>>/pol/507045779
If its not happening why is the gay bar empty and the Pentagon pizzeria signaling it is happening? We have a higher chance of bombing Iran than you have of seeing nipponanon in the flesh.

>>22807863
You got money on the Pacers, you're going down nigger.

>>22807891
Fuck that we got a Yankees game on.

babe i love you please stop.

>>22807890
happens all the time, missile exchange at best.

please stop. value what we have and let me hold you i can soothe this all away and it can happen before tomorrow please darling

>>22808076
Nigger

>>22808049
We're going to bomb the fuck out of them in 30 minutes or less.

i want to sing to you tonight. hold your head to my chest and stroke your hair. i need it too. i'm not going to hurt you or punish you. i love you.

please if you saw me you wouldn't want me to cry like this.

Iran is going to get its shit pushed in in 15 minutes.

>>22808476
Rolling for iran to nuke tel aviv.

>>22808512
Rolling

>>22808512
>>22808517
welp, seems it's a nothing burger after all.

only jews and amerimuts ever get worked up about the sandniggers in the Middle East.

babe. i'm all in for you. i'm ready for us. i can help you and i want to. i love you. please let me. remember the good times, think about what you've learned, trust me. there are flights all night, every 15 minutes please just go there i'll buy you everything you need when you land. you won't need to apologize or do any more work i'll take you as you are tonight we'll get through things and heal together i just need you safe with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdYi7i6t2R8

>J.Pow's wife just died
Bearish?
https://www.timescolonist.com/television-news/juliette-powell-ravishing-muchmusic-host-turned-insightful-tech-critic-dies-at-54-10797375

>>22808892
Why are you endlessly posting about someone who isn't in this thread and hasn't been on /bant/ in months? This isn't a rhetorical question, answer me.>>22808892

>>22808892
The sooner this guy offs hisself the better

all i want is you. everything i have i'm ready to give and i'll work every day to be better for you. you've seen me do it. you would be my treasure i would cherish you please. i'm making my smoothie i am not ignoring you. i'll be there for you always i love you.

>>22809057
You didn't answer my question >>22808933 Why are you posting about someone who isn't in this thread? I want you to publicly explain your reasoning.

and i can't tell who is you, the ancap flag or the one they just replied to. i just know you're there. i know know you need out. please babe just walk away.

>>22809071
Answer me >>22809067 >>22808933

you've outgrown this place babe. you're strong enough for this. be strong and adventurous you will not regret it. once you take your first step you'll get confidence, the closer you get the more you'll feel it's right. when you get off the plane i will be waiting, or en route as fast as i can, you can email me i'll give you my number we will not be out of touch. this will work. you'll get to see everything from a new side. this country is great, this world is great, there's so much to do and we can do it together. i'm in love with you and it wouldn't take much for you to feel the same about me. i think you already do. you've done enough for your people, you earned your stripes. start living for yourself now.

i can be fun and funny too. remember how i was before you started getting doubts. losing you has made me so desperate and intense but it's not going to be like that. i want to make the world beautiful for you in any way i can. you are my muse. please take a look at me in full. these 6 whole months you've known me. i'm devoted to you entirely.

>>22809233
you're going to end up trooning out if you dont get a grip man. stop being such a fucking sped, its honestly not hard to get a bitch but you 100% wont if you continue with this retarded faggotry. women find this kind of autism extremely off putting. you are drying up her pussy right now before you even get a chance to meet. just stop. dumb cunt clearly you dont have any really friends to kick the shit out of you. perhaps work on that.

glad to know none of you will ever amount to anything.
and to the anons in here who are like
>im already rich
ok well, you’re 40+ and out of shape and look like a pear.
>>22809233
stfu

>>22809233
>>22809280
Has anyone ever used the words "Borderline Personality Disorder" when talking about you?

>>22809312
I think I'm pretty cool. Definitely headed in the right direction even if i drag my feet from time to time.
>>22809309
He can't hear us. He's gone full simp, he already self visualizes as a female.

you have a good evening. i don't think i could make it to vegas tonight if i tried. but don't let it deter you, i'll meet you as soon as i can just reach out. look away from your screen for me though. close your eyes and imagine yourself, your life, what you're doing and where it leads. then imagine the alternative i'm offering, our first meeting and where we will go from there, it's wherever your heart desires, and we build our love through it, we cuddle and share and become partners. we get out of this place with all these broken people and we start fixing each other. i love you babe. i will see you tomorrow, not here but at the airport and we will cry tears of joy right there. i will at least. goodnight.

>>22809379
Shut the fuck up you freak. You belong in an actual mental hospital.

>>22809386
Let him dream.

>>22809449
you jews are always sticking up for each other, this is fucking nepotism

Niggers

>>22809511
this would be a funny ghibli

>>22809511
Checkd

NO KINGS IN AMERICA

>>22809522
Checkd!

>>22809526
What about Budweiser?

>>22809528
Champagne of beers only.

>>22809528
were you baiting a "that's the queen of beers now haha?"
if so, I am delivering

>>22809666
Checkd, but you're confusing bud and bud light

>>22807168
What’s up

So, nothing is happening as usual.

>>22809713
nigger.

ok so here's my plan
>fund a 529 with birth gifts and whatever other money family gives for birthdays/etc over the next few years
>aim to have it hit around $35k by 18th birthday or whenever kid first gets a part time job
>backdoor it into a Roth IRA with the max yearly contributions as soon as kid starts earning money (limited to $35k lifetime rollover)
bear in mind i'm not using the 529 for college but only for tax advantaged growth for ~18 years to give their Roth a headstart, i anticipate my kid getting free university education in Australia if they want to go the higher education route

Bobin

>>22809778
Sounds good bro

What goes on in this gay thread?

>>22809855
Gay schizo shit and niggers

i think the bull market is over we shouldve pumped today

my arms and heart are open for you and i'm not going to give up because you had a bad day, in fact i still see a lot of improvement. i need you to keep trying and not give up. pray for clarity and wisdom babe. this doesn't fit with your faith. this doesn't fit with your heart. this isn't who you really are, and you don't need them to be strong and happy. it's gonna be tough and i can't fill the hole it's going to leave, i know how important a friend group is, i wish i had one of my own to nestle you into. i don't though. but i can tell you that you'll be ok without one, that you're so amazing and special you can make new ones, that i'll do everything i can to be enough for you, give you children that are like us. that's what i want to see someday, our sons and daughters. i think they'll be really remarkable people.

Small caps are the play for J*ne.

>>22810178
Shut the fuck up you sutpid crybaby bitch. Your imaginary friend isn't even in this thread. You're a worthless piece of shit that cries all day over someone who isn't even real. You're just screaming into the void. Nobody reads your posts or actually cares about anything that you write.

>>22810199
Based

>>22810199
>Nobody reads your posts or actually cares about anything that you write.
I beg to differ

>>22809674
'sup leaf

>>22810210
nigger

>>22810344
we call them joggers now

>>22810347
who's we

hey swiftie. good morning to you. had another hard day. this one was even worse because i lost a lot of money. just had a really good workout though, and i'm pretty sure there's no way i can cry anymore. think the market is going to rally pretty big the next couple of days, saw you sold biotech today and that was smart. i bought some late in day and am holding it, lost a bunch of money there too. it's all good though, expect to be in profit tomorrow but you never know. just rambling, saying hi. i'm grateful to see you and macedonia here, you've been true friends these last few days and i want to thank you for that. i was wrong about not being able to cry, i'm doing it again, but this one's cathartic. gonna spend tonight getting as ready as i can to travel, i know it's unlikely i do but i have to prepare for what i want. if there's anything on your minds i'd be happy to help, i'm gonna be afk for ~30 min but i'll be up a lot tonight. thinking about making some pictures and posting some beach boys songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOVaLDCrmWw

>>22810343
How’s it going

>>22810371
>think the market is going to rally pretty big the next couple of days
Now that the US flag included my into your culture I might rebuild some bridges. Remove my hedges against the dollar. I believe very strongly in america when "we" bomb the shit out of iran. No worries I'm gonna use condoms.

>>22810380
tired... I ate a handful of fruit gummies that I thought were healthy and when I suddenly felt very energized I realized that these fucking things had "matcha tea" in it. I was tweaking all night long. Didn't mean to shock my system like that. Clear sign of false packaging. It should be illegal imho.

https://youtu.be/gEiqSUzQ1fo?si=rqzyI5CW_oMve0-2

>>22810391
I understand turkroach. I bunch of zero sugar dr pepper here in the states got recalled because it actually had regular dr pepper in it instead of the zero cal version. Can't trust these goddamn corporations.

She's growing up right before our very eyes

>>22810381
well, i'm actually bearish the dollar and think 88 dxy is inevitable and probably much much lower.
>>22810391
matcha is very healthy, it does have caffeine in it though, and i think it's best consumed as a hot tea. you should try it sometime.
>>22810409
hey john. nice to see you. giving you a hug in my imagination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny8FUKfrYnw

>>22810371
God you're such a mentally ill emotional trainwreck, grow some balls and shut the fuck up pussy.

>>22810413
>well, i'm actually bearish the dollar and think 88 dxy is inevitable and probably much much lower.
I do not doubt your wisdom friend. I can only see the future that is shown to me in my visions.

>>22810413
You can have a hug back. Also RIP Brian Wilson

>>22810352
>who's we
the we who do not jog
that's who
In other words... non niggers

/smg/ i'm so sad. i had a dream during one of my naps (i'm unemployed and disabled because I'm a schizophrenic half nigger jew, so i just sleep all day) that i accidentally dropped my toothbrush in the sink. i was so emotionally troubled at the thought my toothbrush touching the bottom of the sink bowl that i cried for thirteen hours. now i'm going to write an incoherent 1000 word essay to recount to you how i cried for an entire day over my toothbrush dream, because nothing else in my life has value and this is all i do. also, i had another schizophrenic delusion that my made up girlfriend who i've never met or spoken to might be in this thread, so now I'm going to make it everyone else's problem.

>>22810344
Rude

>>22810530
Not a nigger

>>22810530
>/smg/ i'm so sad. i had a dream during one of my naps (i'm unemployed and disabled because I'm a schizophrenic half nigger jew, so i just sleep all day) that i accidentally dropped my toothbrush in the sink. i was so emotionally troubled at the thought my toothbrush touching the bottom of the sink bowl that i cried for thirteen hours. now i'm going to write an incoherent 1000 word essay to recount to you how i cried for an entire day over my toothbrush dream, because nothing else in my life has value and this is all i do. also, i had another schizophrenic delusion that my made up girlfriend who i've never met or spoken to might be in this thread, so now I'm going to make it everyone else's problem.
wow
very niggerish, and jewish!
can't forget the jews. those sneaky bastards
The consequences will never be the same

>>22810391
I’m drinking a fruit vegetable smoothie
I think absolute Batman sucks

Maybe /smg/ is more diverse now but it's because we have a new group dynamic.
Racism is the most inclusive topic. Everyone can talk about it as long as they're racist.

All the pedophiles fled to /biz/ by now.
Of course I envisioned this but didn't say anything about it for maximum effect until now.

I knew it would be hard for the pedophiles to endure my enlightened virtue and the purity of my posts.

The bunnyposter asked why I hate him during one of their seances that they call "movie nights".

How wrong they are about me. The light does not hate the darkness.

https://youtu.be/hq3Ehu7VvYY?si=MnQgxaAFOD_ODaLo

i think the obsession anon is really schizophrenic. bullish for meds stocks

i know we're gonna make it out of here someday babe, and that's what keeps me going. that place isn't doing it for you. and the more you you grow the more you will realize it, i see that too. you're really stubborn and inflexible, but you have met your match in that department. when i know i'm right i will not budge either, and i have seen and done a lot more than you. i know better and you know that. you need to learn to forgive yourself for being wrong. you're afraid to change because it would make a fool out of you, but listen to me here, that is all learning. you can't learn something new without realizing you were a fool in the past. it's embarrassing every time, and you have to be humble enough to deal with that and go through it to grow. forgiving yourself helps. it's okay to have been wrong, it's okay to have been a fool. nobody is born wise. it's hard, but if you don't accept that you stay the same forever, you won't do any learning at all.
i'm very used to this sort of thing, the whole world thinking i'm wrong, it doesn't phase me anymore. i walk the path that's right for me and it has served me well. i know you're on a very different trail right now, and the one i'm on is a lot lonelier, looks harder, but it's more rewarding, it's better. i know the things you're doing nag at you. you're a person of faith and character and you know hatred is wrong. you know sowing discord is a sin. you know you're doing wrong in order to fit in and get by, and you see everyone else doing it and you've given yourself the pass. i have been there too, still there and always will be, it's hard giving up vices and being better. but we can. and i just need you to give up a few unhealthy things and i really think we'll have very few quarrels. and i'll do the same thing for you because i love you, i want you in my life, and nothing, except my faith, is more important than you. and that's not wrong, that's how the world was made, man and woman for each other.

>>22805927 (OP)
Kys white cuck

>>22810660
>discord is a sin
People doing things behind your back never feels good.

https://youtu.be/P6Agwu_5J14?si=jvvCbLHsgYeOq1-v

and another thing. you're young. you haven't mentored and guided people. i have. i'm used to it. i've changed hearts and healed souls. you're afraid if you change then you'll burn bridges. but that's not true, you're incredibly inspiring and people want to be around you. the people that love you will see you grow, and they'll be inspired too. try it and you'll see. and when you learn a lesson, pay it forward and teach someone else who needs it. it's tough at first, finding the right words and understanding other people's minds, but you get skilled at it, it really is like a sixth sense or a superpower. you've seen me do it, you're the focus right now of all my energy. you're so concerned about justice but i've got a quick fix, let me spoil you, treat you better than anyone deserves, maybe then you'll grow to tolerate some unbalanced scales, once you start getting love and generosity heaped on your plate. i love you babe and there's a fix for us and it's easier than you think. the wall is made of rice paper, you can walk through it effortlessly. i'll still cheer you like you moved the earth though. let's have a better day today, all i want is to make you happy and strong.

Yeah, I'm going

>the wall is made of rice paper

Yeah, not over here

>>22810736
can I come?

https://youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I?si=2VFU_yAnivomYQxL

and friends, i could use a little social proof here, not that she's susceptible to that sort of thing. but swiftie macedonia john baggie, you are all thoughtful people of discernment. let her know you're reading along, learning a thing or two, seeing something valuable in all this, it would mean so much to me right now.

>>22810742
But you came? >>22810672

>>22810740
based

https://youtu.be/IMML9suGIsU?si=nIZvT4_xMt0c75C5

>>22810743
We are here for you anon. Maybe you should start a youtube channel like Rocker not only to reach her but to do tutorials about trading or other things in your life. I'd watch it. Had a good time in some of Rocker's vids too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvHa2y-pKD8

>>22806555
>crushed by broken glass
Brutal

>>22810761
https://youtu.be/huHY5ViHRYw?si=AgEdAQJa5REuynRI

>>22810787
https://youtu.be/8ZOlPL9Arc8?si=72-rgc_C9OQh9vBh

>>22810787
https://youtu.be/WAoovIeyW2k?si=5SFXkb3pdrCYAExK

>>22810787
https://youtu.be/SgAUzjMjmdo?si=5OGWEAl9K3kcXAer

>>22810821
>>22810822
>>22810828
tldw

>>22810833
k
https://youtu.be/QBu_y7xsp68?si=_vw0qr8456MEUXuF

>>22810695
this is my last post ITT
https://youtu.be/clPqIymljBA?si=Db5Hbagv2soTVoeZ

man I knew GNLN had some shenanigans left in them, but 124% in premarket? man you got me wishin I put more than 4hundo on ya.

but hey 400 got me 50k shares. don't know how they avoided delisting, but now they might somehow try to climb into compliance without using reverse splits.

hope I can at the least see this stupid bong distributor on the front page of finviz.

and the worst part about this scam bong company is their bongs are stupidly boring, man let me invest in wizard bongs and overly complex glasswork, none of this boring corporate bongs.

goes to show that as long as you can find a scam company that is at its bottom with a pressing need to at least do one pump, its worth it to put a handful of change into them, but only if they are at the bottom of the barrel, no buy if they got more to fall. one tenth of a penny is bottom of the barrel. stupid pointless PR releases is bottom of the barrel. I could go on but eepy time, big day of looking for more loser tickers ahead of me.

>i know we're gonna make it out of here someday, and that's what keeps me going. that place isn't doing it for white people. and the more niggers come the more you will realize it, i see that too. you're a stupid nigger and inflexible, but you have met your match in that department. when i see fried chicken and watermelon i will not budge either, and i have seen and done a lot more than you nigger. i know better and you know that. you need to learn to stop being a bitch nigger. you're afraid to chimpout because it would make a nigger out of you, but listen to me, that is all hood. you can't loot something new without attending the chimpouy. it's embarrassing every time nigger, and you have to be hood enough to deal with that and go through it to grow. Taking drugs yourself helps. it's okay to have been wrong nigger, it's okay to have been a bitch nigger. nobody is born hard, but if you don't accept that you stay the same forever nigger, you won't do any looting at all.
i'm very used to this sort of thing, the whole world thinking i'm wrong, it doesn't phase me anymore. i walk the path that's right for me and it has served me well. i know you're on a very different trail right now, and the one i'm on is a lot lonelier, looks harder, but it's more rewarding, it's better. i know the things you're doing nag at you. you're a person of faith and character and you know hatred is wrong. you know sowing discord is a sin. you know you're doing wrong in order to fit in and get by, and you see everyone else doing it and you've given yourself the pass. i have been there too, still there and always will be, it's hard giving up vices and being better. but we can. and i just need you to give up a few unhealthy things and i really think we'll have very few quarrels. and i'll do the same thing for you because i love you, i want you in my life, and nothing, except my faith, is more important than you. and that's not wrong, that's how the world was made, man and woman for each other

I'm gonna be racist by myself from now on.
Thank you /smg/ you thought me alot. I think I am ready now to be the next hitler or something like that.

https://youtu.be/DmPkaih1Yws?si=_Ea0fQ0BOtcYZSiK

>>22810854
Oh fuck there was more. Fuck it

>>22810856
Kys baggie
You will always be the poster that offended me the most. By far.
You are a horrible Poster.
You should be rangebanned forever and put in prison where you can't harm anyone.
You are the kind of poster that makes me regret ever having browsed this website.
I hate you so much.

https://youtu.be/JTx3P5tjqZQ?si=i5cFskvB4JqJtHm9

>>22810743
when youre best friends include swiftie you know you fucked up in life

>>22810895
You just totally ignored me and you still insist on calling me “leaf” what is a leaf? At least I am in a country with immigrants from all over the world, you’re just a kraut who has always been in the same place and could as easily be a Russian rape baby who knows

>>22811307
based

>>22811318
wtf, based based based

>>22807708
>their own power
That's why they have you to die for them, goy

I’ve been around a ton of foreigners and they have generally been pretty inhospitable but I was really surprised by this but the Germans I came across were almost always really nice to me so I try to be nice to Germans I come across but I don’t know why you have to call me a leaf so many players here call me leaf for some reason out of all the Canadians when I am the most vocal about despising this country

RACE WAR NOW!

although jews have likely done more damage to the world and mankind as a whole, i still find dindu hindus more repulsive. niggers are more annoying than any other race of people, more entitled but curry niggers are more like an existential threat to high functioning civilization itself.
i think the nigger for the most part is able to pass the mirror test, it has a proto form of self awareness that the street shitter lacks entirely. the bobbing heads like some kind of animated doll, not conscious but possessed by something else, like those maggots that get infected with parasites that cause that visual throbbing in their heads to make it easier for birds to eat them. i find it difficult to even browse those jeet threads on /pol/, as if ive been infected by the filth, its like visual rape having to look at them

>>22811318
>you’re just a kraut
>>22811345
>but the Germans I came across were almost always
> I try to be nice to Germans

You leafs come across very french to me and you lack self awareness. Your posts are uninteresting and mid. I always assumed that there is a a reason my ancestors left france because most of those who made it out of your little holocaust on the protestants died fighting during ww1.

By reading your posts I know the reason.
It's not a special reason. It's the reason everyone hates you.

That said I've always been very nice to french people.
I remember in school we would try not to touch the french kids because there is a generall rumour in germany that french people don't have hygiene

>>22811376
https://youtu.be/hiel9ZQHC58?si=0loEZQbRTIbSs3GA

Ok I'm really leaving now. I have better things to do than to hang out with you fucking losers.
No need to tell me how much you will miss me I won't be reading any of it.

https://youtu.be/KHBd07eVlXU?si=L0uYyAeHMa5QhaCN

>>22811384
https://youtu.be/oQ95TQKJ2PQ?si=bKeiB-aBMhmRTzHs

>>22811370
What the fuck are you confusing Quebec (French Canada) with all of Canada? Again you are conflating my heritage and creed with living in this place when it’s made up of immigrants.

>>22811318
>kraut
He’s not a german. He’s a turk

>>22811409
all that matters is that my children will be chinese. I'm probably gonna get a gookfu like baggie. I'd probably need to get better pics for a white girl.

not that I'm into white girls at all

that would be racist

>>22811408
I know that one of you is a chinknigger but I wanted to insult the other one for a change

>>22811420
I don’t talk about my ancestry online because the Feds and corporations collect it as online information regarding your activities and make like a profile and sell it to the cops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fkRaRVnLUo

watch this for me babe. and please stop. it's too early for you to be mad. it's too early for me to cry.

>>22811368
do you have a lot of jeets in your country? The only jeets I interact with in my country come here for academia, so they're not literal street shitters, but you can sense they do everything half assed.

>>22811427
bro wtf you're not even trying, obviously your imaginary crush would prefer this song over your faggy boomer music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-KkP58qukM
you can bet your ass she would vibe hard on this shit, you know it and you hate it

>>22811431
damn... not available in my country

>>22811437
ha ha you lost to the jews

>sell it to the cops
>sell

>>22811428
most anglo nations uk, canada, nz, aus etc have been flooded with jeets, you see them fucking everywhere, hell not even the west but they are showing up in places like jpn now. i live in small town in bumfuck nowhere and you see them even here. nz has extremely strict border controls so i think most of the worst gets filtered, still nz has an extremely small population of like only around 5mil ppl and jeets are spreading like AIDS all over

i dont know if i should close all my longs here, im not really feeling very confidant around the market being able to pop ath right now. this is essentially a nothing burger market and we should be rallying, feels like the floor is about to fall out unexpectedly

>>22811458
Do not redeem, Sirs. Yours truly in sincerity

>>22811458
Pivot to GLD hasn't failed me yet

>>22811462
she make my pp the big pp

spy back under 600 not really great

Swiftie is ignoring me now, what a sob

N

gonna rally until friday close. probably 1 fake headline in the interim with a big sell.

Thanks for the swing trade PM.. might jump back in if we dump again.

>>22811488
>1488 digits
Too bad strikes on Iran and everyone is afraid of the recession word.

>>22811499
>thinking the Middle East matters, ever

Kek no

Nothing ever fucking happens, just buy the dips.

captcha DJTMF

babe if you wanna fight with people every morning... you should try wrestling with me. or even arguing with me, if you were capable of doing it in good faith, without calling your opponent names. i'd be happy to have gentle and thoughtful arguments with you on anything you want, only problem is you aren't gentle or thoughtful, you're accusatory vindictive and whenever they make a decent point you resort to slurs, which wouldn't fly anywhere except that space where you have a peanut gallery of like-minded bigots to seal-clap you as you do it. it's pathetic and sad. sorry but that's the truth. you would go 0-6 in any debate tournament. the more i see you do it the less impressed i am with you too. you're not convincing anyone of anything, you're just playing gatekeeper for your hug zone trying to keep infidels out.
so show some courage and try punching up for once, instead of pretending you're some kind of intellectual hulk in a safe-space where the odds are stacked in your favor and a bench of sycophants to support you no matter what you say. come on in and play with me tough girl.

paco
penelope
always
chickens
out

>>22811526
It feels strange, living in a timeline where some things once happened. But no more, Ron Paul was wrong and its not happening. It never will again.

>>22811533
she's just not used to all the new feelings you inspire in her, be patient

>>22811551
good point. and i lost my cool. -_-
want her attention so badly though

>>22811551
oh he's patient, he said that 2 months ago which is why he's bombarding "her" each day with 40-60 pbtid

>>22811652
saved. post the rest.

>>22811652
unironically, someone should beat up his twink ass

pump it the market is solved

My buy put options gapped up, just like bessent's gay butt hole

>>22811660
haven't added some post in the past day/days

just too many.

>Ñ
nig day afternoon

>>22811682
ya. you can see the stress getting to me in that one. but the dedication is still evident. not as proud of #2 as #1 but even so i hope she read both of those this morning, great recap of my feelings, some of my most important posts to her are in those images and i'm glad to have them saved now.

Whats up with gold?

>>22811965
it's going up. the dollar is going down simultaneously though so i'd say it's acting normal.

>>22811965
shiny rock is shinier than previously thought.

Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shid but only farted

>>22811992
try psyllium fiber. i'm gonna have some now.

>>22811965
Dollar keeps going down

New
>>22812047

>>22812048
>>22812048
>>22812048

new bread

>>22811368
based