replay rdr2 but chaotic evil with me

>>22904623 (OP)
i remember the ragdoll physics in the original rdr
they had a DLC with zombies
i used to sit in this one building with a staircase & kick zombies down the stairs for liek 4 hours when i was 10 or 11 years old

>>22904624
So like 3 months ago?

>>22904624
the first one was based af and i legit cried a little at the ending they finally ported it to pc recently it is on sale on steam with the undead nightmare dlc

>>22904642
i'll fucking kill you
>>22904643
>they finally ported it to pc recently it is on sale on steam with the undead nightmare dlc
:o

>>22904643
cute image

>>22904645
>>22904646
i may have to play it again
it's been years and it was my favorite ps3 game next to infamous

>>22904623 (OP)
i am incapable of playing evil characters in video games sorry

>>22904653
same
i spent alot of time on both of those games, i might've spent more time in the littlebigplanet games though
i played gta 5 online quite a bit when it came out, then moved more to PC games
infamous probably stuck with me more than any other ps3 game
fuck im out of it

>>22904660
billions must be robbed sorry
no witnesses

Fuck you Tommy. Free them from your possessive grasp immediately, now! Right now!

>>22904671
stop robbing

>>22904895
update instead of being evil and doing evil things i have spent the last 3 hours fishing for lake sturgeon

>>22904991
did you catch anything

>>22904623 (OP)
Playing rdo going low honor. I'll do the story that was as well. I'm always a psychopath in rdr

>>22905009
i caught 2 lake sturgeon and like 30 bass arthur morgan is now full of fishe

>>22904624
>i remember the ragdoll physics in the original rdr
id ragdoll tommy around ngl if you know what i mean

i can and have been chaotic evil but i think this would be a chaotically neutral affair of being thrown around

no

what does tommy smell like after a day of fishing in the hot sun?
does he smell fishy?

i have been thinking about fishing minigames a lot recently

>>22905276
why fish in a game when you can fish irl and get free food

>>22905276
it is funny that i always get sidetracked in big games like this
instead of robbing and doing missions and bounties and such i always end up fishing and wandering aimlessly and recording wildlife in the compendium

>>22905297
>wandering aimlessly and recording wildlife
id do the same in the virtual world if i was stuck in a west coast shithole and worried about tripping over homeless meth-addicts every time i stepped into the real world

that or getting shanked. getting shanked doesnt sound very fun

>>22905294
i am tired of only getting topsail catfish and stingrays and there are always too many people when i have time to fish
they are tasty but they are also venomous and very painful and i never seem to catch the black drums biting

>>22905294
fish are friends not food

>>22905315
i eat more venison than i eat fish but surprisingly, the venison is basically free so why even get fish

>>22905297
desu i don't really like big open world games
i think the last one i played was skyrim and i never got very far
actually i did enjoy far cry 2 but that's more of a traumatic malaria simulation

>>22905329
it's not surprising

>>22905315
not the ones i always catch... they always stab and poison me....

>>22905334
the rdr series were really the only ones i liked desu
and the far cry series as well bc i think being a one person army/agent of utter chaos is fun

>>22905335
>it's not surprising
meat is literally free but poor people dont know about it
what an oddity

>>22905359
>meat
you mean roadkill....

>>22905352
fish can do a little stabbing as a treat
just don't get stabbed by the really venomous ones please

i was going to make a fishing prototype but i couldn't decide how to render fish underwater so i gave up
now that i think about it i'm pretty sure there's a simple stencil buffer solution
thank you for reading my computer graphics blog

>>22905371
>roadkill....
there is a big difference between picking up roadkill and calling your local fish and wildlife commission and asking if farmers shot any pests they didnt want

>>22905388
thank you for writing your computer graphics blog

>>22905374
catboys can have a little fishe as a treat and dont worry it is not the killing kind of venom its just the kind that induces searing pain and makes it feel like your bones are made of lava

>>22905388
omg pizzacat fishing sim

>>22905391
i guess it wasn't really a blog it was more of a brief stream of consciousness
>>22905395
maybe you can get gloves for handling the spicy fishes or something like that
the most i've had to worry about is a pike biting my finger off but that's pretty unlikely
you do need a metal leader tho or they'll bite through your line

>>22905395
it wasn't in the pizza cat cinematic universe sorry
it would have been easy to render in 2d but i wanted a stylised 3d look and couldn't figure out how to make it work

>>22905407
i have never caught a pike before but they have scary teeth
very ouchie

>>22905415
this is unfortunate news
idk anything about 3d rendering i am too dumb

what's rdr2? is it dance dance revolution?

>>22905487
funni cowboy outlaw game with a very well written story
i cry every time

>>22905516
is that the cowboy?

>>22905550
no this is sorry

>>22905430
something like this perhaps
i think you can see some compression artifacts in the textures that are definitely not stolen from windwaker

>>22906168
>definitely not stolen from windwaker
idk what you are talking about this gif seems totally legit and definitely doesnt contain any content whatsoever that may or may not have been "borrowed" from a certain game published by a certain developer for a now defunct gaming console

i should probably change the colour of the shadow based on the depth of the water or something idk i'm not an artist

>>22906204
that'd be kinda neat but idk how that works or video games in general my programming socks do not fortify my int enough sorry

>>22906195
i will steal nintendo assets again they cannot stop me

>>22906251
basedcroft
infringement laws be damned

i like windwaker graphics they used a bunch of weird techniques that you don't see very often
like heat distortion on a console that didn't have fragment shaders
>>22906233
i always forget how to implement a depth fade every time i need one

>>22906278
windwaker was way ahead of its time graphically
they do not make them like thay used to

thinking about..... enoki........

>>22906310
i've never tried them
i haven't had king oyster mushrooms either

>>22906313
i have never had king oyster mushrooms either desu but i like shroom

>>22906298
i love his silly facial expressions
i should play windwaker again i don't think i ever finished it
>>22906333
based and mushroompilled
i have some dried shiitake mushrooms i should make dashi or something

>>22906338
>i don't think i ever finished it
i don't think i did either desu
time to reinstall dolphin emulator i think

>dashi
thinking about.... miso soup........