Thread 22967951

Heavy week edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previous:
>>22953916

unironically ruined by the way too tight leather boots. Such a large dropoff due to squeeze is not attractive. Has to be a little more subtle.

morning, babe! got better answers for you here than all of /biz/ combined, but just happy to see you back and bold, showing courage. i'm staying true to /bant/ though. also watch the slurs, be gentler.
lotta talk about google, in our competitor thread, i own 80 shares. not selling, up a good deal on them and don't want to pay taxes, but besides that i want to own it. you can't let personal grief with the company get in the way of reality, they are leaders/competitors in so many key markets search, video, ai, software, but also stuff like autonomous vehicles and quantum computing. there's no other company like it, one-of-a kind asset that trades at a discount to "peers," of which there really are none. lifetime hold for me and a possible buy at these levels, but especially if they sell off on earnings. it's already my 2nd biggest individual stock position and over 6% of my port, and will remain that way for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7QhseQQ33c

if you're trying to make me jealous, hurt my feelings, it's working. is what it is i guess. but i still love you and know you can act much better than you are now, seen it. get it all out of your system. not getting back to sleep for a while, know that now.

want to trade now too, feel like showing off, but not going to do it, it's dangerous out there especially when they jack up the prices this much before regular trading hours. not to mention the warnings i've received, and it can be a very volatile week for me besides and i'm getting pretty paranoid about flash crashes, the last one happened at the start of a major bull market, to shake out leverage, and i see a lot of parallels between 2010 and now, even though i wasn't in the market then. cathie wood calls what we've been through a rolling recession, and large caps don't reflect that but mid and small caps had a 2008-like decline and have not recovered, and only just confirmed their bull market.
this was one of the top songs of 2010, reminds me of someone else, ngl, but it's really romantic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM213aMKTHg

Morning, nigger!
Looking forward to the day you have a meltdown and say you're going to drive in your fag car, after which your posting suddenly completely stops for an unknown reason (it will finally happen, your path is fixed, you have no control over it anymore because you're obviously too far gone already. We're all being forced to watch the play but we're just waiting for the climax)

ok... admitting it... i made a quick labd scalp for $22 but that's ALL i'm gonna do. maybe. but i'm only trading bearishly right now, that is for certain, and i really don't like doing that at all. keeping any winnings as cash for now too, had none in my account. but still think everyone should be cautious. that said i'm up over 1% but it's not the usual suspects winning, they're buying up underperformers, bynd ssl and arkg are the big winners for me right now, and they have traded contrary to the broad market for a long time.

Sold a little too early on the pump.. Earnings will be good this week, again..

made another trade, +48 today, so it's officially a good day trading, but i feel i should quit, i'm sleepy again and still paranoid, don't trust myself to make good decisions, don't trust the market. hopefully i can be happy with a win, i was antsy and eager to prove something.

>>22967999
Nice digits!

Sold AGNC for profit, they weren't going to recover their $1/share dividend

CHPY is doing stupidly well and I feel stuck waiting for a pullback to dump more money in. I'll go ahead and put another 1k in and hope my luck causes the pullback so I can put another 5k in

wasn't happy with my win, and just bought 1400 btbt @ 3.645

slightly oofed, but confident it wants to be at a higher price. watching the trade though and it is actively being shorted, every uptick sold immediately, unsure what is going to happen. maybe when euro market closes it gets to run, eth still pumping, sbet still pumping, higher prices have traded very recently when eth was cheaper, but they did sell a bunch of shares at 3.09 or something recently and maybe the institutions that bought are cashing in fast. that can't last forever, and this is similar to mstr, crypto exposure in a listed security, which is attractive right for many reasons, regulations, liquidity, margin, don't think the institutional bellies are full with this stuff yet.

one of my testers did well. fomo is calling me but im gonna sit and watch unless it moons.

anyways, headed out, when i get back i'll re-asses and then take a nap. and by re-asses i mean sell with a big sigh of relief or grind my teeth and curse the market makers.
back soon.

I hope kslv launches soon. Kgld is a good idea, I just think silver will be the more derivative friendly instrument

>>22968248
get hit by a bus

well, my bynd position is green now, so that's good, but i'm down a lot of money on this trade. confident it's only temporary though, might not resolve itself today however. not sleepy anymore, the lines have excited me, so i guess i'll watch and cheer on the stock. i would wish baggie a swift death right back, but i'm also confident he will die soon (liver failure) so that's not needed to satisfy my hurt feelings.

>>22968839
i hope you cut your losses and don't watch that trade go further and further against you =D

>>22968250
My PM portfolio is mooning

>>22968841
i can afford to look like a fool temporarily, it will wash out with time, unlike your afflictions.

>>22968850
Well, enjoy your bag holding. Stupid fucking nigger loving faggot.

>>22968846
I own zero pm interests at the moment, my entire portfolio is buy-write funds

It looks like big things are coming in 2 more weeks everyone

should have listened to my horoscope. but it's alright, down over 400 here which is kind of a lot, but portfolio is up a whole lot more, still gonna be a green day but this does take some shine off, but to be honest the embarrassment is worse. do think you can learn a lesson from this though babe. you're still strutting around like your opinion is the final word on everything, calling tesla investors fools even (lol), and acting like you know the reason stocks go up and down (you don't). i admit i was wrong here, and look like a fool, but i learned a lesson, not trying to twist reality to make myself right. and i'm taking a risk too, that will likely translate into a reward soon, watch and see. fear of loss prevents you from great gain. remember how much i'd lost on my eth investment? i was down over 50% at one point, but i'm in very nice profit now. saw a twitter post a while back that did a whole bunch of math and chart work, and the conclusion they came to was that it's nearly impossible to outperform the market without taking massive drawdowns occasionally. which i know you absolutely hate, i remember seeing you at the depths of the tariff tantrum gloating about how clever you were, taunting those that had taken big losses... much has changed since that day. eth up 250% and shcd only retraced 10%. many such cases. so anyways this isn't to make you feel bad, it's to teach you a lesson. you're too risk averse, too proud, to confident in your own opinions, you're still repeating that same line about the fed and inflation even though the truth is so much more complicated and nuanced than that... i love you, with all my heart, but i want you to change your ways for me, and it's not to your detriment, just the opposite, you're gonna be a much better person when i'm done molding you and you're going to love the changes. love you lots, enjoy the rest of the day, it's naptime for me.

Twitch shitshow updates, got some juicy ones;

>Hasan rants about ISIS never attacking Israel, only muslims, hinting at jewish control
>https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1m3b5ug/twitch_streamer_hasanabi_says_its_weird_that_isis/

>Twitch is losing more spanish speaking viewers and even streamers to Kick, that platform is quickly gaining more market share while Twitch has had THREE quarter losses in a row on viewership decline
>https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1947097939895066699

>The RETARDED ASS CEO got caught self promoting in random streamers' chats, which is against TOS and even shills are pissed, makes the company look really bad, like Coldplay meme bad
>https://x.com/zachbussey/status/1947007404744315269

>Twitch made an update over multistreaming rules, which contradicts themselves over and over, and once again streamers are NOT happy and threaten to leave for Kick/YouTube
>https://x.com/TwitchSupport/status/1947348851062673662

Man I haven't seen a website fuck itself over so hard since MySpace, AMZN bros must be eating good right now

Oops I used the wrong image but that one is fine too lmao

I forgot I received a jury duty summons for October

nigs
https://youtu.be/ueNY30Cs8Lk?si=IS61n23Ky_utqX_r

I fucked Taylor swift last night

>>22969177
shut up gator bait

So how has your trading day been going fellow white boys?

oh forgot my extremely relevant financial link
https://youtu.be/a6o-g7O0yjo?si=TqprQP6pwuX4MrPn

>>22969213
I lost money on everything except the stuff I made money on.

THEOOOOOOOOO

>HIMS
Tanking. AGAIN.

>0.26% percent today
Wish I had more news
Not much going on today

gains faded. but losses did not worsen, ledger is screwed up but +.06 today. had a very frustrating dream, was trying to help a friend that just could not do right, he was getting scammed and bullied by jews and i had the solution for them but they needed step by step guidance. meanwhile i was catching money falling from the sky, and i beat up an old jewish friend of mine from the past, who incidentally is a lot like baggie, but he's from the west coast so they could not be the same person. almost had things fixed up for them by the time i woke up too.

careful with leverage babe. you're not ready. it's okay if you get approved, but i don't want you deploying it unless there really is a crash, and even then i want you to scale in and never go above 20%. best not to think about it for now.

what you need first is experience with risk and volatility. keep your current portfolio if you want, i would sell a little bit, but look for a fund that's a little bit dicier, start allocating to that, learn to stomach heavier losses, the taste of big gains, that's what you need to get a real feel for the market. it can be extremely volatile, with massive drawdowns and upswings, that's the nature of exchanges, they don't respond to logic, they respond to the volume, both incoming supply or demand and existing capacity, that's what moves price, and even someone like me that thinks they understand gets surprised and overwhelmed sometimes. it's a crazy game to be sure. but there's more to be had for you. i would suggest the ginn or komp etf's. the ginn etf has a much more market-like allocation, but the fees are very high, it is worth it though. think the komp etf is going to do way better though, but if you're trying to have a market-like allocation, you'll need another product to do that. and truth be told, think arkk is going to do better than all of those, and it makes a very nice barbell to what you've got already, but that is a step up in risk to be sure, and not everything turns out for the best, financial disasters do happen and you might be the kind of person that doesn't want to deal with that stuff at all. that's okay too. point is though you should take the step you're ready for, instead of just getting levered up at all time highs during mercury retrograde, that's not the kind of risk i'm talking about. it could work though, you never know, but i think you should own better stuff instead of just more stuff, and learn the right way instead of the reckless way.

>>22969051
>AMZN bros must be eating good right now
Yeah hoping my amzp prints big divvies soon, the sooner they close down twitch the better

>>22967955
>the turk is right for once

>>22967951 (OP)
This isn't flan.

once again, i'm so glad you're back, to see you clearly. and i hope you come back to /bant/, not only would it warm my heart and restore my hope, something i need so badly, but it would revitalize this thread, everyone would follow you back i'm sure of it, end the tyranny of jannies over financial discussion, make us all free and fun again. love you babe. you have turned another corner today too, i'm so delighted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsczuCzyUs4

should be getting that information about my family soon, maybe not today, everyone is busy (too busy to text?) but eventually they'll do the right thing, messages have been delivered. my brother is reluctant to do it because he doesn't want to lose power over me, he's so petty, mean, dramatic and calculating it drives me nuts. and my mom is partly to blame for that, she raised him, my dad raised me, twins with working parents they split the duties. he never got punishment or guidance, just spoiled and coddled and all of his lies were believed for a lifetime... mad at my mom for that, that's my twin brother and he's such a cruel person, with a deceptive facade of politeness and false kindness. it's not all my mom's fault, he's short too, that played into it. anyways i know i'm rambling and oversharing but i'm keeping my friends updated, and journaling helps me, i'm so lonely and bored. i'm watching glowievision right now, csis stuff, gonna check out if there's anything good on cfr later. they're still very concerned with china, worried about conflict, not much has changed. will have my smoothie soon, get to the gym in a few hours. fingers are sore so i need a rest day soon, but not today. optimistic that trade can get fixed tomorrow, eth is holding up and btbt is up in the after hours, the pumps have come right at market open this month, if anyone is looking to follow me into it at a better price, chance they let me out even if it's destined lower.

just got a steam notification that he's playing baldur's gate too. i can't make this up. do the right thing bro... "busy"

>Was thinking of swinging up to montreal
>google escorts just in case
>1st one doesn't accept browns
Nature is healing

>>22969655
whats your bros username? Im going to send him a collage of all your posts. Send it to your mum too

>>22969749
no you're not. you're going to repent and search your heart for the rest of the day.

>>22969773
>no you're not. you're going to repent and search your heart for the rest of the day.
gottem

>>22969900
yep. on it today. how are you doing? getting enough chocolate in your diet?

>>22969910
are you making fun of my weight?

>>22969932
no. just making small talk. i hope you're doing alright and having fun. i'm having a pretty dramatic day as usual, vivid dreams and reaching for what's beyond my grasp.

my first wife was just born I can feel it

i do wish we were more alike in the thing that mattered to you babe. i'll just say though that those are the things that matter to you right now. you can change. you have what i want though. a keen mind in a feminine body. and that's not nothing, it's so rare. it's enough to make me this way. sorry if it sounds superficial to you, it's really not to me, want to cherish you, think you're a treasure. it's the things i'm trying to change that i think are superficial. and if you accept my guidance and love, you'll see them that way too, that your opinions aren't really who you are at all, they're just strongly felt emotions that can change without you even trying. a word heard in passing is often enough to change a heart. you have a decent soul too, at least now, you keep doing wrong you won't for long though. i'm going to fix you though, i have what it takes, i won't be fooled by your tactics. you will be shown the good and you will begin to walk that path. there's no other option for you anymore, you've grown too much as it is. think you're finally seeing that now. i know you're reluctant and proud, but that will change too, because my love for you is genuine and it just keeps flowing, and every time you get a drop of it i see how it nourishes you. learning is painful, change is hard. but love feels wonderful, and a good snuggle will really help, looking forward to giving you one. you're my girl, i feel it's fate, that you need to transform so much to make it so is unfortunate, but it's my pleasure to help it along. i love you so much. be strong and don't backslide, there's not much time before you sleep, use it wisely, and rest well tonight. tomorrow you'll be better.

Future Smiggers
https://youtu.be/H65EOUEpFPI?si=2tnVq2cgaQOpSX5g


>>22970015
Based

>>22969444
I do think that time is coming up faster than I thought.

Take a look at this shit;
>https://x.com/Birdie_The_Wise/status/1947372035912433854
There are MORE streamers than there are legit viewers, like 2 million viewers vs fucking 7 million streamers(!?). This shit is the epitome of a zombie brand. Amazon is retarded keeping this shit around for too long, they shut down online stores for less.

yogurt fatigue. gotta nap again. hate to lift with a sleepy head. might sleep too late though, that's a risk, if so i'll double up on cardio tonight, and i do kind of need a rest day and have been doing really well besides. be well tonight babe. i love you, know that. let it soothe you and not worry you tonight, i'm wishing you the best always, have your back and am looking out for you. can't wait until you're my happy girl.

>>22970246
>2 million viewers vs fucking 7 million streamers(!?)
AHAHAHAHA it's actually just ngo slush isn't it

>>22969658
A lot of them say no niggers, even the cheap ones.

>>22971273
whores and Mexicans trying to act like the whole world is racist and against them while being racist and against the world lol

I've had Mexican managers from two different places that swore up and down they don't hire black people from Sonic and taco bell

>>22971238
Its even worse when you look around and see that Twitch is plagued with bots. Kick has that problem too but at least they are working on anti software to counter it. Twitch doesn't care even if 50-80+% of each big streamers' audience are bots. That stinks of advertising fraud. Ray J is an infamous example lol.

>>22971291
I'll watch my friend Livestream with no audio because we're on a call and we'll get bot comments constantly

>>22969658
Wait, isn't this racial discrimination?
Especially since she's Quebecois aka Canada.

>>22971466
Why do you care? This isn't chink leaf is it?

>>22971506
Chinkleaf ain't never even paid a whore.

love me free money stocks
(Goog and MCD)

>>22971287
Well theres endless reasons to hate niggers, its only natural.
Maybe one day the world will wake up to the jewish globalhomo propogada and reject niggerdom.

>>22971568
i have no capital and i must gamble

>>22971580
I GAVE YOU THAT IMAGE
FUCK
FUCK YOU
FUCK ALL OF YOU NONE OF YTOU LISTEN TO ME BUT YOU TAKE MY SHIT AND CURBSTOMP ME
FUCK

i need a gun

haarpa sentiment analysis come get me

>>22969658
wtf I can't even read what it all says, what kind of letters are those.

>4'11
fuckin womanlets

>>22971653
I thought browns being unable to read cursive was a meme...

>>22971666
its so funny we're figuring out all German/swedish/poles are just Indians pretending to be white

>>22971666
r/woosh

I can imagine they can't read it. But I've also heard a lot of just americans in general not being able to read or write it. Which includes whites.

>>22971682
r / woosh ermm what is this?

also you don't know cursive

>>22971594
You didnt give me shit.

>>22971692
Oh Sirs, I know very well how to curse, bloodybasterd benchod

>>22971666
>>22971676
>>22971682
Kek

>>22971695
i give you everytihng it's literally a gnostic prison i can't believe this

>>22969658
I guess upper end sex tourism cost like 1000$ a day, seems kind of pricy but it's probablly cheaper than a girlfriend as a 3-4 day vacation once every few years kind of thing.

>>22971729
satan's conveniences

i like the chud thinking gif as you're walking right into the gas chamber laid out for you, that's funny
"hmmm, when you think about it, this seems good"

it's your life though

>>22971733
babe?

Real schizo hours.

>>22971742
true
>>22971729
he do be right about the pricing, so therefore you should do that instead
it make perfect rational sense why wouldn't you

just got out the shower. woke up all sweaty. from my 3rd sleep of the day. i know i've got problems too babe. forget working, i'm not even fit enough for a vacation right now. i know that and i'm trying to fix myself too. between you, the stock market, and everything else on my plate, it's a lot for me to handle though, and sometimes it's all i can do to just get through the day without crying. which i'm doing a lot less of. and i'm pretty sure i'll make the gym, get my lifts in, having some tea right now and trying to get the willpower. they don't like us making crashing noises down there late at night though, might have to do cardio if i delay much longer. anyways that's not all that's wrong with me, you know that, and i'm working on it. want to make you proud, be an ornament to your life not a burden. scolding you over the internet might be all i'm good for right now, but soon i'll be more, and i'll let you know when i turn corners. seeing you so clearly today was a big deal for me though, brought me so much peace, i didn't even know how much distress i'd been in, had an idea but it's a big difference, thank you. i love you.

futes flat, crypto crabbing bearishly, but it's been a real good run and volatility is definitely low, best we can hope for during mercury retrograde and the summer doldrums i think. fingers crossed i can get out of this trade profitably, but i'm likely to suffer more than one day for having the audacity to defy the stars. at least everyone can learn a lesson or have a laugh at the experience. leo season should bring me financial luck though, even with the mercury retrograde, it can't spoil the entire transit.

once again, i love you babe. have a good night, gotta get to the gym before i write myself into a problem. need to hear this, hope it does you well too. it's our song and always will be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0

>>22971742
I'VE SEEN THE GREAT BLUEPRINT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzrE1K0FGLw
me being born 50 years from now in the CIA facility

10,000 ad company interloper machines between you and the rest of hte world, complete fracking of the human spirit
family is obsolete the same way this guy >>22971729 just discovered a gf is obsolete

inconvenient becomes obsolete becomes forgotten

"it didn't defy goodness, it ignored it to the point of annihilation"
- CS lewis

"the pinnacle of warfare approaches the formless"
- sun tzu

something about the cookie clicker brain of you stock motherfuckers i swear
i'm sure it would happen to me as well

but again, it's your life
i wouldn't take that away from you

>>22971737
>turns only left: smoothbrained
>turns only right: brainrot
>turns both directions (no full turn): COOKED

>>22971748
Look mr schizo (not the main schizo though) I've seen hoe math before, but fact of the matter is if woman even vaguely resembled what they are in literature or movies we wouldn't be having this discussion. Personally I like being alone and would find it awkward.

>>22971762
i do not care about hoe math, literature, movies, or even "women"
there is only people you meet or don't meet in your own life
the categories are for sociologists and statistics niggers, who i'm not disparaging
if you never meet anyone or you feel like you've lived undeveloped and desolate, that's a consequence of your own life, which may or may not be under your control but which doesn't imply anything about the people around you

there is no such thing as "women" do you understand? no one seems to understand what i mean when i say that, and i don't know how to explain it better
i'm not defying reality, i understand women are trauma-bonded from birth so that their only boyfriend/father is the TV or smartphone & all other relationships are insecure besides that one
but you don't have to worry about those fucking pillhead retards, even if they were 19 in 20 women (which they aren't)
just only pay mind to the ones who aren't fucked up, and develop your judgment better
or don't bother with it that's fine too


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I CAN'T STOP ANY OF IT
I CAN'T STOP ANYONE
EVERYONES GONNA SEE PROSTITUTES YOU'RE ALL MORE WELL-ADJUSTED THAN ME HOW DO I STOP IT
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

you understand that the fact that you want to see a prostitute is only because of the shit you've been through?
wouldn't you rather not be doing heroin than doing heroin?
people end up doing heroin because of how their life goes, and they cling to it & pretend it's something tehy're in control of but it isn't
i know what it's like

i don't know how to
i don't know

it's a concession to the way your life has gone, it's the path of least resistance, but
idk

it was a robbery, everyone has been robbed
it's the fucking opportunity cost, man
it's what could've been
you can live till your deathbed on heroin and be happy/satisfied staring at a wall but it's
the opportunity cost

it's real tragedy

>>22971780
it's the opportunity cost man
there's a spectrum between living like a christ figure & doing heroin/staring at a wall
the opportunity cost, it's tragedy

>>22971766
Look Mr Schizo we already have one of your kind round these parts so why don't you mosey on out before this here town gets too cramped for ya?

>>22971789
i do need to finish my leyline puppeteers pretty soon here
good luck everyone, memento mori

I'm so fucked up at the bar rn

>>22971800
don't drink a drive chaiild

>>22971832
The 1st bar closed but I miraculously found another

>>22971832
I miraculously found another open bar after they just closed

>>22971832
1st bar closed but I miraculously found a second one

>>22971852
>>22971853
>>22971859
lol system error over here, sorry

>>22971853
I just imagine you walking around like this guyhaha be safe Anon

benched 185. only 2 sets, 5 reps and then 4, unloaded and did 180 x5. but another milestone. remember folks i'm only 172 lbs. rest of the workout was alright too, but i definitely need a rest day, and will be doing cardio the next two days. had somebody spot me, wouldn't consider him a friend but we're on a first name basis, see each other a lot, and we spoke a little. gonna try and take this one slowly, considering how bad my last friendship attempt crashed and burned. not really. he just ghosted me. haven't seen or heard from him in over a week now. rambling but had a good time in the gym, got stronger, spoke with a live person. eating fried rice now, already had my whey, 2000 calories apparently. feels like a lot less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc5jwR9KUvg

>>22971832
MAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>>22971934
>>22971866
Also, I saw my oneitis at the bar, she was very drunk and tried to dissuade me. She was hanging out with some puny loser.

>>22971952
iktf

>Visit my mom today
>Both wanted to go out to eat before her doctor appointment
>Didn't feel like going anywhere too pricey
>Decided McDonald's like old times sake

>Both of us only got the Double Quarter meal, large with coca cola
>That was it, just burger and fries with soda for each of us
>Shit was fucking $25, used to be less than $10 back in the day

What the actual shit is going on man, I thought inflation was supposed to go down...are there tariffs on goddamn beef and potatoes now??

>>22971983
That's why fast food stocks are slowly circling the drain. There genuinely is no excuse for these places charging this much money other than price gouging, when regular restaurants can give you better portions and better food for the same price.

>>22971957
???
I DMd her on IG when I got home drunk now she's responding all guten

one ticket to dreamland please...

>>22971987
MCD is still hard bullish. Places like JACK in the box and WENdies may be fucked though

>>22972124
Wendy's closed like 50 stores here in michigan just recently. I'm still in awe that burger king even still exists honestly. Taco bell will always reign supreme.

>this thread now sponsored by Aripiprazole
>>22971729
they all look like their pictures bud
and no if you add it up - if you live together and are both working semi-decent jobs 2-3k/m and both put at least half of that towards home budget/stock fund that’s half of your spending, minus gifts, trips and randomness you can even net profit
hookers are fun tho
>vice
(DEO)(6055.HK)(FLUT)(PFE)(SUNPHARMA.NS)(LVS)(HEIA)(LVMUY)(BTI)(PM)(MO)
>>22971983
>inflation was supposed to get down
and the list was supposed to be released
fast food stocks like mcd are pumped by institutionals to the point where you don’t have to an expert to see that they’re flatlining and are holding on by welfare coupons or tourists, but to be fair I do not know a more iconic branding

NOT feeling good anymore. everything hurting. took an ibuprofen and gonna get back to bed after a little look at prices. dreaming big again. sinuses again.
>>22972139
hey john. agree with you on taco bell. what an establishment. the tiffany of fast food. do miss the tostadas, the green sauce comes and goes, but they will forever be my favorite fast food. like the black bean crunchwraps right now. wish i lived closer to one though.

>>22971758
So I’m cooked? What does this mean for my portfolio? Not bad I hope.

>>22972139
“One of us”
Good morning rabbi

>>22972139
Just like in that movie Demolition Man,

>>22972139
Someday I'll be able to afford a lifestyle like this.

>>22972271
Hope you feel better quick, ai anime schizo anon
Hate when my sinuses act up

>>22972271
probably AIDS from having your bussy bashed by some gay nigger with aids.

>>22972139
Taco bell will win the fast food wars

>prime time
>everyones a kill
ded general

morning everyone. overslept the bell. been a while since that happened. bad trade gets worse, but account is green for now, unsure if that lasts though. feeling rested, but upper back is pretty sore from the gym. at least it's not my lower back, and it's been a very very long time since bench press made me sore, so i'm actually kind of happy about this development, had a good lift session last night. with any luck, the nasdaq just hit the lows of the day, but i'm not sure, and i'm not making any more trades until i get out of the one i'm in. making tea, let's see what today brings.
>>22972698
thanks for the well-wishes.

good day to diversify into the komp etf babe. tech is getting sold off, but so are industrials, and even though it sounds like a tech fund, komp is actually heaviest in industrials, technology 2nd. but those two sectors getting hit hard today, probably won't last very long, unless europe is really really angry, and i don't think they are, eth would be at 900 if that were the case... think this is an air pocket, might get worse if the trade negotiations get really sour, but for now i'm not too worried about a big selloff that goes for days.

Was there CPI data today? Why the spike in gold?

gonna have chile rellenos for breakfast, the trader joe's ones. they're pretty good for frozen food. was going to go to the pool today but it's not a good day for it, hopefully tomorrow things are nicer. will be stuck in this trade all day, sure of that, pay a little more interest, but doing fine otherwise, intc holding up, snap having a good day, keeping my net worth pretty stable. thinking about you babe, hope you're doing alright, waiting for your return. miss greeting you each morning, responding to your every thought. i know i could do that in /biz/ but i'm letting you have that for now. there's a cozy spot by my side when you're ready though.
>>22972819
heard yesterday that gold was outperforming the s&p for the 21'st century. know you're talking about daily moves but there's a general fear of war with china that won't leave, i'm watching china war videos on youtube right now, and china and russia are stacking it to diversify away from the dollar, constant buying pressure basically.

good day to diversify in other internet forums that you can go shit up too, better to spend less time on this one.
Nigger

back from wagecucking.

nigvid not looking good today.

been doing some thinking babe. and i know what i'm about to say is crazy talk. but i know you don't want to be with a neet, support a man. that's not what you'd have to do first of all, but i know you want more, don't want to worry about finances, be well-to-do. and i'll never be able to get a good job in the private sector. but i'll say this, if you were my girl, and you wanted me to, i'd reinlist. the stupid rule that kept me out was rescinded a couple years ago, and i'm still young enough to join. would rather get a degree and enlist as an officer, you'd have to bear with me a couple years, but i'm just letting you know that's an option for me. i'm in great shape and off the weed and could get basically any job, have a 99 asvab on file. not going to do that if i don't have to though, i value my life, i don't need it alone, but i'm not doomed to be a neet, there is still an option for me, and i'd take it for love's sake. had the urge to do it just because the other day, some chud upset me and was feeling restless, but found sanity and reconsidered, and when i was young i wanted a military life so badly, not anymore though. sorry if that's too much, and know i wouldn't do that on a whim, i'm cozy enough and value my life, like i said, but if it's what you needed to love me then you would have it.

Gatekeeper shareholder here? Post your gains please

We're so back

both my tester buys are doing ok. guess its just the bullmarket that makes everyone a genius

>>22972977
i don't think i'd need to do that anyways. think you'll find i'm very well off, and frugal enough that i don't need an income, and you could always be the breadwinner... i'd never ask that of you though, and would understand if you wanted more from me. this is all crazy talk, but i don't want you to disqualify me from your heart over finances, that's the least of our worries i think. portfolio is green today anyhow, intc is going to make me a millionaire in a few short years, we'll look back on this and laugh.

been doing some thinking babe. and i know what i'm about to say is crazy talk. but i know you don't want to be with a nigger, support a nigger. that's what you'd have to do first of all, but i know you want more, don't want to worry about your baby daddy getting arrested, be well-to-do. and i'll never be able to get a good job in the private sector. but i'll say this, if you were my baby momma, and you wanted me to, i'd sell dope on the side. the stupid rule that kept me out of the dope game was rescinded a couple years ago, and i'm still young enough to do it. would rather get a fat bag and step on it, you'd have to bear with me a couple months, but i'm just letting you know that's an option for me. i'm in great with my boy and off the weed so I wouldn't be smoking my own stash, have 99 problems, but no baby momma yet. not going to do that if i don't have to though, i value my life, i don't need to be fathering a buncha kids, but i'm not doomed to be a nigger, there is still no other option for me, and i'd sell dope for love's sake. had the urge to do it just because the other day, some chud upset me and was feeling restless, but found out where he lives and was gonna kill him, but reconsidered, and when i was young i wanted a gangster life so badly, still do too. sorry if that's too much, and know i wouldn't do that on a whim, i'm cozy enough and value my time, like i said, but if it's what you needed to love me then I would do it.

fucking sleeping beauty actually thinks he can adapt to military life and even become an officer when it didn't work out the first time he tried.

beb

>>22973069
done harder jobs than chair force baggie. and my current training is more rigorous than military. know it would be unimaginable for you though. doesn't matter anyway, she's going to be pleasantly surprised at how well off i am. i'm just giving assurances. don't think saluting or a crew cut are in my future. just covering all my bases.

>>22973093
>done harder jobs than chair force
prove it

>>22973093
Nigger you oversleep the opening bell like 3 times a week.

Would someone give me their opinion on CMG?

>>22973120
better than taco bell, but i consider it fast casual not fast food, you have to park and get out of your car and they close much earlier.

>>22973125
I honestly haven't liked their food since college but I'm tired of the stuck doing nothing but shitting itself.

>>22973120
with ICE deporting all the stupid fucking mexicans, their growth days are finished.

>>22973133
think it's a good hold, best of breed, but it's not cheap, don't think it's going to outperform short term but long term it will. if you want consumer exposure you could do worse. would rather own arkk though, but if you're sitting on gains and have a reason to own it, don't worry about it and hold.

>>22971983
It's not tariffs. As >>22971987 hinted at the main costs of running a food place are now so close for fast food and casual restaurants that the cheap fast food niche is gone. Labor, real estate, regulatory compliance and taxes. Once you pay enough to be able to open your shop, the quality of food you're serving doesn't change your costs that much.

There's two things fast food can do:
1. coast on momentum, branding, and competitors' mistakes
2. come up with a new business model that actually reduces costs.
McDonalds is the reigning champion of #1, and #2 is being dominated by individual local guys.

not long till i get tax returns to gamble

>>22973143
unironically hispanics are the minority race employed by chipotle
>>22973144
I'm holding losses and hoping earnings makes it pump just a little but I guess everyone already knows what happens tomorrow and thats reflected in today's drop

Penelope, if you're here-
Beware Polyphemus! Beware!

>>22973159
I'm not talking about labor retard, i'm talking about the people who eat that shit. You used to walk into the Chipotle and see these fucking 5 foot nothing 300 pound hispanic females, holding one kid's hand with another one in her belly being demanding as fuck speaking in mexican or whatever because they're taking too long to make the tacos. Now a days, that place is almost empty except for a few hispanic ice officers who might be inside enjoying their lunch.

What should I be buying i haven't been paying attention lately.

>>22973179
depends on what you're looking for. arkk is a good general bet.
healthcare, bmy or nvo or just vht.
high risk high reward, crybdo stocks, i'm trading btbt (down big)
small caps, i own mram bynd wkey
deep value, check out ssl

>>22972746
I love breast expansion so much

>>22973179
ULTY

>>22973179
NOW IMAGINE IF THERE WAS A BLACK NIGGER COCK IN HER MOUTH FOR ALL THE ATROCIOUS IMPERIALISM CRIMES YOU COMMITTED KCHALEM SHALOM SHABBIBOOBWAA

>>22972977
you are quite literally too old to become an officer/NCO. Not that anyone would consider you a leader

>>22973242
what would a coward like you know about leadership?

>>22973250
Like this:
*pisses on your face*

>>22973279
it's over 6 feet in the air, don't think you could piss that high.

>>22973063
quality post.

>>22973477
is that supposed to be you? looks about 50 lbs too light, 10 years too young.

Just sold a bit of my OMAH for profit
>>22973179
CHPY under 55
XPAY in low 54s

come to the vegas meetup and say that faget

>>22973544
which buffet will you be at?

anyways babe, sorry i'm being mean to people today. slow thread and they started it. im gonna ignore them for the rest of the day i promise.
you're my dreamgirl though, and i'm trying to be better for you. today's a good day to remember the good times we had, think about the future, what could be. still got a lot of love for you, ready to forgive everything, rescue you from this website, cure your loneliness and invest all i've got into us. i know that would disappoint a lot of people, but they aren't you, you've gotta do what's best for yourself, not what other people expect of you, and i'm ready to cherish you like you deserve, spoil you like i want. i'm the biggest sucker in the world when it comes to you. know you're nervous, who wouldn't be? say yes to me and you'll find yourself in a whirlwind romance that would change you forever. i get it. but it will be so much fun i promise. love you, i know that makes me a sucker and a fool, but i'm strangely proud of it. back in a bit with my daily tally, and excuse the insult i just added to the start of this post, it was too easy.

>>22973546
i'll be at denny's with everyone else fag

anyways babe, sorry i'm being a mean nigger today. i haven't smoked any crack and i didn't do nothing. im gonna continue to act a fool for the rest of the day tho i promise.
you're my next baby momma though, and i'm tryna be better for you. today's a good day to remember the good times we had, think about the niggers who passed, what could be. still got a lot of of forty here, gonna pour some out for them, ready to forgive and everything, rescue you from them other niggers, cure your need for big black cock and give all i've got into selling more drugs. i know that would disappoint a lot of people, but they aren't you, you've gotta do what's best for yourself, not what other people expect of you, and i'm ready to make that money for you like you deserve, spoil you like a white person. i'm the biggest nigger in the world when it comes to you.know, you're nervous, who wouldn't be? i know my cock is fucking huge, but say yes to me and you'll find yourself in a whirlwind of sweaty sex that would change you forever. i get it. but it will be so much fun i promise. i know that makes me a sucker and a fool, but i'm rightfully proud of my big black cock. back in a bit from my daily trip to the safe injection site, and excuse the retard in this thread. i just make him look retarded with his own posts, it is too easy.

Niggers? Here?
It’s like that movie from the 90s, Gorillas in our midst

>>22973603
For me, it was Congo.

>>22973548
i just want that ham and egg grilled cheese thing, and some fucking grits. they better have fucking grits, or the whole fucking county is going to see on the news what happens when baggie has had a whole bottle of whiskey and can't get his fucking grits.

>whole planet is arming up
>lockheed still fumbles that bag
lol
Sold my PLTR because it was up like 90% and UUUU because it spiked so high recently.
Are we dipping soon?

>>22973610
baggie you gotta be a bad enough dude to say "moons over my hammy"

>>22974092
It's fucking Denny's. Can't my drunk ass just try to hold up the menu and point at the picture, and then nod to the broad taking the order instead of risking saying something like, "Can hic you do a moon me in back of me hemi?"

have seen higher numbers recently, but overall tacking safely through the doldrums. next two days are really big for me, googl ibm tomorrow, intc thursday. it is tuesday right? feeling a lot better than i did this morning, not sure what all that was about, muscle pain usually doesn't subside without sleep, i think it was something else, probably related to my sinus issue. hope i've seen the last of it. btbt looks to have bottomed, put in a higher low, then again it was exchange restricted today so no short selling allowed, we'll see what happens tomorrow, that is the start of leo season so i think i might get out of it, would like to go into thursday without any margin debt, be able to weather any storm.
captcha: kyskt

>>22974134
kys k thanks? you must have really pissed off kek bro.

>>22974141
think it's a message for a "katie"

>>22974144
Nah, the KT is definitely short for okay thanks.

know a lot of you have a weird hangup about beyond meat, i'm not in the mood to do psychology right now though. but i will tell you it was up 25% yesterday and is pumping in the after hours right now. the stock is one of the most heavily shorted names, 39% of the float shorted. in very recent months they've gotten a bunch of shelf space at wal mart, which is new, and they've been a constant at costco. last year they got into mcdonalds europe selling plant mcnuggets, and it's probably only a matter of time before we see the mcplant. either way, a short squeeze seems to be starting. i have 673 shares at about this price and i considered it a good buy. obviously it was cheaper rather recently but that's over now and it's likely going much higher. this stock once traded at 350/share. that is all, thank you for your attention in this matter.

>>22974200
my bad, 250/share. and there's been some dilution since then. even so with mcdonalds distribution this is likely a multibillion dollar company, 10x or more from these levels. things could go bad, do your own research and manage your risk, but i eat them and i don't think they're going anywhere.

Today I made big green wads of cash on DNUT

naptime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI

Lost $15 today, mega crab

Ai dashcam nigger here? Post gains

khov
(o=offspringless)

>>22971695
a disciple of jean claude van damm

Why the fuck are futures going up?
I need the market to go down.

>>22974240
Looks nasty, I like my burgers to be savory, now sweet it makes a gross combination.

bynd +11% after hours. good nap. pleasant dreams. feeling a lot better than i did this morning. hoping for a big day tomorrow, looks like there's going to be some excitement. i want so bad for there to be a mcplant burger, shame about the french fries fried in beef tallow now though, kinda ruins things, but if they have beyond nuggies too i suppose that's a good side.
captcha; ptjpy o.o

Trade deal in my pants..

>>22974919
They call it the Luther Burger. Going to give it a little taste maybe this weekend. Also just tried The Mushroom Swiss Burger yesterday and it was S tier

>>22974656
it hasnt done anyrhing for awhile man

the private placement at least puts a floor at $1.20 sort of so im just chilling
i sold my loblaw shares for some cash, planning to buy AEHR or Intermap but im too late they started mooning and the $20k cash just hit my tangerine chequing account, it d take a couple more days to transfer to any broker, ill just sit on some cash for now
kinda wanna open a national bank account

apparently there's a major ai conference in d.c. tomorrow and trump is going to speak. might pump some stocks.

>>22975631
ai dashcams doesnt actually have ai in its name or ticker so i dont get to enjoy

>>22975121
this

>>22971287
Every restaurant that hires black people around me goes to shit in a matter of months. Mexicans evidently know how to run a business better than over paid dei consultants and you wonder why Americans are losing all the value that was once there.

nikkei up nearly 4%. having a beyond burger. did a bunch of chores. watching youtube 'til gym time. you're blonde babe? thought you had black hair. oh well. it's clear there's been a good deal of confusion. every day more stuff comes into focus though. today brought a lot of clarity, there's a lot more women here than i thought, and some of them are pretty jealous. sorry gals. not my intent, cupid will strike for you one day. john and legoanon are both single, if i were a lady those would be worthy prospects, ai dashcam anon too, there's plenty of good men to go around, and give people a chance, everyone has flaws, you can change them with your charms, which i'm sure you have under all that bitterness.

reminding you i love you babe, it's real and there for you, you just gotta reach out and grab it. ya, maybe that changes when we meet, i love an ideal more than a person. big deal. life isn't a storybook, there's a lot of compromises we have to make. you might exceed my ideal though, i think i'll exceed yours, think you're too cynical and doubting. think we'd have a lot of fun on a date regardless, and i'd stay your friend if you weren't what i imagined. not sure what you're afraid of, you deserve a treat and some romance. i really think i have more reason to be nervous and afraid than you, not only are you kinda crazy, but i have more to be disappointed about, considering my strong feelings. but i'm being brave. been hurt before, in ways i don't think you have. don't want any of that to happen to you, but you can take it from me, you heal from heartbreak and get wiser from it, that's not to treat it lightly but fear of heartbreak should not make you wary of love, which outweighs in it's pleasure any of the pains of heartbreak. rambling i know. making a fool of myself i know. but what else can i really do? wanna get through to you, don't have much to go by. hope i made you think, smile, made some progress to your heart. love you and have a good night.

If I brag about my options position, the jews will make the price move in the wrong direction.

goodbye cancer. hello leo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V4mK9bHECE

got a lot done today. think tomorrow might be kinda crazy on the market, hoping to make the best of it. gonna go to the gym.

you need help babe. and i'll keep giving it, offering more. you scorn and spite me and it hurts but i'm going to fix you, and you will apologize someday. you might think my efforts are wasted, but that's peak irony because really it is yours. you're nothing but a cheerleader that has no hand or part in what's going on in the world, and you've lost your moral compass along the way. you've traded a good part of your soul just to be comfortable watching a show, and you should be ashamed of yourself. that's alright though. if i wanted someone perfect i'd be alone for the rest of my life. you have some really good qualities too, they're just being wasted right now. it's hard work getting through to you, thankless and humiliating, but i will reach my goal someday. and at least i have a goal that can be reached. never understood the point of cheerleading, out on the field we couldn't even hear them.

15 pullups. cardio progress.
and how dare you say uncle adolph, you uppity little brat. you're a midget that would have been sterilized, if not gassed for the amount you post on 4chan. all my ancestors served. my grandpa shed blood fighting hitler. it's his war bible by my bed. what did yours do in the war? you absolute brat. you claim to love this country but you hate all the ideals it stands for, you want fascism and feudalism because you're a small hateful coward that thinks you'll get a stepstool and favoritism. none of that is coming, you'll be disappointed in that again. you've been fooled and you're eager for more of it. it's absolutely pathetic. stop being stubborn and stupid. you do this to feel powerful because you're weak and pathetic in real life. well here it is, look how strong you are, you've enraged someone stronger smarter and better than you, who loves you with all their heart. look at you, earth mover. go to bed you little fool. repent and humble yourself to me, it's your best shot, and if that makes you feel pathetic, good. it shouldn't, i'm great for you and much more than you deserve, but your pride is poisoning you and you don't deserve any of it.

leo season. feeling it.

you're nothing if not naive. you're so easy to spot because you picked up half your language from me. good luck finding happiness without me babe. everyone else will fall short. i know that because they already did, and you're past your best years. yes i'm mad at you. and yes you deserve all this and more. you're wrong, spiteful, proud, and wasting your life. i'm going to make more tomorrow than you will in a month. you could have too. but all you did today was moan on the internet about how the world won't bend to your will. and you'll do it again tomorrow. and get the same results too, nothing to show for it except a worse attitude and another chip off your soul.

how long are you gonna obsess schizo anon??

>>22976618
i can't control my heart. just choose to listen or not, and i've found it's better to listen.

another day ends. see you all at the opening bell.

>>22976620
i mean will you keep doing this for years?

>>22976622
if that's what she wants. i'd have it end tomorrow.

>>22976626
>if that's what she wants.

hasnt responded to you which means not interested. you are the one keeping it up with your delusions.

you should get a practise gf cos you seem to be very naive and clueless about relationships.

I'm not sure who recommended Tower Wizard to me, but i'm completely hooked.

day off so no wagecucking. gonna go touch grass outside

Indians and Jews are smarter than us but Israel is getting dumber at a faster rate. We are smarter than Albanians but not for long. I need to leave this dumpster fire. My first million can’t come soon enough. Rocker if you’re lurking I will be needing to put a cement tube in your back yard someday.

dreams just like reality, only supplemented with painful leg cramping. maybe the numbers will make me happy today. feeling pretty bad. voting straight democrat next election, and for the rest of my life, and never missing a vote again.

>>22977125
nah, the reality is you're a lonely loser who can't even befriend niggers

loaded 1000 more btbt @ 3.105

did some swimming in the ocean. damn all the thong ass on show was crazy.

beach is like a nightclub.

my weaker test buys looks decent on the daily. wish these moves were on the weekly

Threadly reminder that this is the REAL smg were penis verification is required

>>22977454
*where

>>22977456
my typo was test buys. when it should have been test buy.

>>22977461
you aren't allowed to post here
please upload a picture of your penis so our staff can verify you are a chud

>>22977465
no. taylor swift is an airhead Illuminati puppet.

having mid taste like that means you have no authority,

also niggers

the REAL smg staff is transexual canadian posters only for anyone who is interested how things work arround here

>>22977159
sold 990 from that lot @ 3.19, want to keep my margin down. will cover any interest for the month. might add again if it goes lower. losing confidence in this trade.

>>22977471
>you have no authority
I may not have authority ITT you are right about that but I stand very good with our circle of jewish elders (baggie, schizoanon and mikoshitposter) who have direct authority over the content that is posted here

>>22975549
Wouldn’t you be up 200% now? I haven’t been here for a few months

>>22975549
Also don’t open up a national bank account my friend did and he was complaining

Just do wealthsimple

>>22975741
As a shareholder you should suggest they do to capitalize off the AI movement

Chpy ex-div is a touch over 37 cents per share this week
Xdte is 25.4 cents per share
Lfgy hitting close to 48 cents per share for the week
Divvies doing well

starts pumping again right after i sold too. lol. whatever. i got paid to add ten shares. and maybe they really send it now. the market was demanding sacrifice. gonna shower, going out in like 2 hours, going to treat myself today. doing cardio again later, finger and elbow joints are sore. weighing 174 lbs now and haven't even had breakfast.

nigvid healing back up the gap up.

Oh cool trump's ai thing must have gone over pretty well

QQQ why won't you just go back to ATH like a good index?

>>22977683
They announced that they're going to try and shuffle some of its rules around, didn't they?

'folio at 230k, waist at 33 inches, down an inch despite gaining 9 lbs this year.

>>22977688
You a twink let me love with you and if your passing bang you

>>22977726
sorry but i already have some incredible suitors, you need to bench 275 if you want to compete.

>>22977736
I could fucking bench 275 give me half a year you serious

>>22977914
no i'm not. i'm straight unfortunately. i only like what's bad for me.

>>22977924
It's okay chief, everyone was in the closet before they came out. Once you realize you can't get a girl you'll realize the next best thing is to get a man, and you'll be as happy as a faggot getting fucked in the ass, figuratively first, and then literally.

>>22977262
>ocean

>>22978293
i would not be able to get an erection for your girl, do you think i might be gay? i think it's her hairline mostly, maybe if she wasn't looking at me. and actually, considering it's her hairline that bothers me, i'm reassured, you don't need to answer.

>>22978333
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you don't even need an erection to get fucked in the ass, and it probably even make docking cocks easier too,

going shopping with all the rest of the cute and well-loved people. big shout-out to the wagies keeping things running for me, this wouldn't be possible without you.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
GO DOWN YOU GAY NIGGER MARKET
FUCK

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I JUST BOUGHT PUTS AND THEN THE MARKET RIPPED RIGHT BACK UP
I'M GONNA FIND THE MARKET MAKERS AND RAPE THEM
STOP TRYING TO GO UP YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS
ITS OVER

FUCK THESE GOD DAMN NIGGERS
FUCK THESE GOD DAMN NIGGERS
FUCK THESE GOD DAMN NIGGERS
GO DOWN
GO DOWN
GO DOWN
YOU ARE NIGGERS

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
GO DOWN
WHAT THE FUCK

>>22978514
You should have just bought the TSLA put options and waited for the fucking shit show tomorrow.

>>22978482
>>22978494
>>22978514
>>22978527
nice larp
reminded me of the time people were actually talking about trading ITT

Ah fuck it I'll do a quick
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

with that OOOOH I meant the market not gay sex btw.

idk why I feel like I need to clarify that ITT

These God damn fucking niggers tricked me
On that red candle I thought some bad news came out but they were just filling up the gas to go higher
I'm down -1800 on puts now
I WANT A GOD DAMN RED CANDLE STRAIGHT DOWN 500 RIGHT NOW

>>22978546
woah 1800 shekels
this is a tradegy err I mean tragedy hehe

>>22978551
I've been buying puts every day since 2022.
I'm down -$15,000 on my VIX long.

.SPY250724P630
average cost: $1.05
current price: $0.67
don't have any more money to average down

I'm fucked because Ken Griffin wants to be a God damn irrational nigger

>>22978534
Even if they were, this market is untradeable.

>>22978546
Yeah, well Navarro commented on the EU deal news, and the market probably dumped on exactly that, but what does it matter what he says. KEK; what does it matter what any US official says, mostly bullshit anyways.

THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS
I WANT A GOD DAMN FUCKING RED CANDLE RIGHT NOW
NOT 3 MONTHS FROM NOW
NO NEW HIGHS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

haha chart goes up brrt brrrt, strongest economy in history lol

Kek, we are above all bollingers 1-4 hour and at the border of the daily one. And even the comment on the tradedeal won't change that.

>>22977508
yes but i was scalping it (10 cents off the top with 150k shares) so my average got higher when i bought back in

but yes im basically a half millionaire now since few months ago :)
institution cannacord wateva just bought like $10 million at cad$1.2 so im holding on for a bit longer before trimming permanently instead of scalping
institutions are buying and forming a higher floor above $1 so i think i can reasonably greed for a bit longer

q3 might be bad tho lol but everyone also knows q4 (fiscally june onwards) will be strong and ppl buy based on future not past earnings
i have some cash just in case but ill prob just hold not add more at this point

i want national bank coz i can get a free account+credit card no fees becoz of a professional promo, i can keep webull or open ibkr for other trading

Casually chilling at ATH.

>>22977516
they have been, before 2020 they were basically just a hardware company, they started pivoting even before ai became mainstream

wish i had just rode nvda instead but whatever, we make money on what we can convince ourselves to take risks in, i dont think i could have ever convinced myself to ride nvda since i was holding amd/tsm instead before, im a sucker for value traps, except intel that one is just shit

I fucking quit.
This is Ken Griffin and his nigger buddies pumping the market irrationally.
He should be in prison for securities fraud.

NVDA (Niggervideo) is overvalued by 75%

>>22977512
ill come back to wealthsimple maybe in 2027
i got a free iphone 15 from them, when i switch back to ws i am expecting a new iphone or better, atleadt $5000 cash

actually i kinda regret transferring out of ws, now i dont have a pretty performance chart

>>22978608
>this market is untradeable
just buy more divvies
compound divvies every week
keep buying them
margin yourself to the tits to buy more divvies

>>22978665
with high enough divvies the margin is free

I'm so God damn pissed that I FOMO'd into puts on that big red candle at 1:50pm. I normally wouldn't do that but I thought some bad trade news came out and were going straight down to 620

>>22978668
Literally my strategy, every ticker pays its own rent

you did buy WBD below $7 last summer, right anon?

made another $40 scalping biotech, +75 today and +10 shares of btbt, still 2% levered though and down on that trade, not closing, confident in eth. don't know anything about the stock though, except that they own a lot of eth. account is up about 1% otherwise too, hoping for a strong close.

>>22978684
You must love oil and pipeline stocks then fren!

>>22978692
oh and i got bananas, cigarettes, and a sandwich, mom paid for the bananas and sandwich.

what do you call black people out there who aren't black people?

you call them immigrants

>>22978712
*kanacken

God fucking damn it
I'm so fucking angry
I FOMO'd into puts on this red candle
The market didn't even try to go down and test the VWAP
Now its just gonna crab into close

gonna take a nap. tempted to trade but i've already got one on and it's the last hour, try to avoid that. back later with the daily tally, ledger is messed up again so everyone will just have to take my word for it. googl and ibm earnings to wake up to, a little over 9% of my portfolio.

Jesus H. Christ
Can we go down 1 fucking dollar?
Doesn't look like it.

>>22978741
only after you close your unpatriotic short position

Should I hold puts over night?
They expire tomorrow
I'm hoping that Russia or Iran fires some missiles over night.

>>22978712
Your greatgrandparents were black?

>>22978756
When the government does alien disclosure and tells us what really happend on 9/11 I'll start being patriotic again.

>>22978748
When the government does alien disclosure and tells us what really happend on 9/11 I'll start being patriotic again.

>>22978758
back in the day when humanity was africa only my ancestors wuz kings

>>22978758
Why yes. Some were Irish, some Italian, some Jews, but yeah they were all niggers.

>>22979024
cool

>>22979127
I actually imagine your greatgrandfather to have looked exactly like you, just with a beard. Like in Back to the Future 3.

>>22979142
He got dementia and would march around his son's kitchen naked with a pot on his head singing world war one songs.

>>22979127
this is so low quality bait. you just want me to call you the N-WORD so 4chan will have to hire more jannies you dirty jew

a great now I'm getting antisemitic again
so many genocidal ideas and nowhere to put them. thanks obam... baggie.

Fuck this gay nigger market
-$2600 on SPY puts

>>22979182
Russian bot

>>22979190
thanks for playing goy

I hope Ken Griffin will eat shit and die.
This is the face of a nigger.

>>22979191
stop I have russophobia and this is supposed to be my safe space

Up .73% so mostly in line with the market. Have a few ex div today so lost valuation gains there but they'll get distributed soon

Looked how fucking rigged this shit is.
GOOGL is going down but the market niggers are pushing up NVDA so SPY won't fall down
WHY THE FUCK IN NVDA GOING UP AFTER HOURS?
THERE IS NO EARNINGS AND NO NEWS
WTF???

>>22979209
I liked how he won against the GME baggies. Really shows what one righteous rich man can do to a bunch of losers.

What the shit is this? Google posts double beat, fucking goes down, TSLA posts shit, goes up. Fucking hate how fake and gay this shit is.

>>22979280
if retail doesn't move the market why does the market not just always do what retail wants

I mean it is almost like there is no difference between retail and the others and to really make money in the market you just have to be a stud like Ken Griffin

>>22979236
me on the left

>>22979241
Because Google is spending insane money on AI. Everybody just buying GPU.

>>22979338
AI is this new thing that can talk like a man right?

Tech will never be stopped.

>>22979351
yeah because of american brain drain but what you guys are missing is that once the only smart people in the world are americans have fun selling your tech to a bunch of 59iq browns (rest of the world)(islamic)

>>22979369
I’ll sell them to every German, directly.

Now Google pumps too, lol

>>22979377
good to know the euro currency is still pegged to american trust in the german economy. I personally won't be suprised at all if somehow a trillion dollars is gonna be missing from the balance sheet one day and the whole of europe needs a 2008 style bailout from our chinese overlords.

I'm so God damn fucking pissed.
I'm quitting trading SPY.
Going back to small caps.
At least they don't act like a fucking nigger in heat.

+.88 today, not counting realized gains ofc
googl up, ibm down, both beat earnings, gonna listen to ibm first, find out what's the matter. making some tea. crazy dream. had anime girls, muscle girls, muscle men, climbing gyms, and familiar places with new inhabitants.

>>22979420
thanks for the free money

>>22979420
Probably won't even move in AH. One of those gay AH sessions where it moves 1-2 points max. Or go higher.

>>22979467
>AH

I wonder if these gay AH sessions were as crazy as the pdiddy parties

>>22979420
>I am quitting optionsfaggotry in SPY
>I will instead do optionsfaggotry in smallcap shitcos instead

lots of good news for ibm, firing on all cylinders. buyable dip.

>>22979504
better chances though

>>22979528
cfd optionshandel und peppen ja

>>22979557
beste

>>22979577
>>22979577
>>22979577

new bread

>>22979564
best value fürs bürgi