A frog walks into a bank and goes up to the teller. He sees on her nametag that her name is Patricia Wack, so he says "Hello Miss Wack, I would like to get a loan from the bank."

So she asks "What is your name?"

The frog says "Kermit."

Patricia says "Kermit? No way that you are Kermit the frog."

The frog says "No no, I'm just named after Kermit. My full name is Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. My mother is a frog. He fucked a frog."


She says "Okay. For the loan, I'm going to need collateral."

So Kermit reaches into his bag and takes out a small shiny pink elephant. He says "will this do?"

Patricia says she needs to check with her boss, so she takes the elephant and brings it to him. She says "Kermit Jagger wants to get a loan with this as collateral, but I don't know what it is."


Her boss takes a look at it and says: "It's a knick knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone!"

>900 AD
>walk in the pub
>nod
>bar keep puts down my usual beer and charges it to my tab

>2026
>walk in the pub
>nod
>facial recognition AI detects me, beer preference algorithm decides what I want/need to drink, charges it to my crypto wallet
wow. we've made so much progress.

I just have crypto I am so fucked . I can't qualify for anything!

I'm old white and broke

If there was a support group for shitcoiners called shitcoiners anonymous in order to help anons transition from shitcoining to simply staying humble and stacking sats then /biz/ would be the opposite of a support group. It would be the worst people in your life always ready to send you straight to hell in a hand basket because they are already there themselves.

Why do they get paid so much?

It's so obvious that humans evolved in a context of intra-vaginal sperm competition and the male penis evolved to compete in this environment by changing its shape and size. This triggered an arms race for who could have the biggest, thickest member capable of copulating for the longest(to extract competitor semen), able to produce volume and shaped in a way that removes competition while sealing in your own product. The vagina also evolved to become more selective and only take in via orgasmic convulsions that up suck semen, the top tier extractions that enter her chambers. Normally this is not a problem because eventually the population settles around and average only a few percentage of people are born outside the normal range either too small and weak or too strong and powerful.

The problem is we live in a globalized world where different human populations that evolved independently can now intermingle.
We have amongst us penises that evolved to be on average much longer, to go much deeper and to be thicker and capable for more volume of semen. This means the average of one population is the top tier of another.

A short research trip on /gif/ can easily tell you which groups have advantages over which other groups.

Knowing this information and knowing that I am below average for a group that is already below average for all groups.

How do I profit from this information?

I want to give my nephew who was just born 0.1 BTC
I don't have any kids and my brother is dying of cancer.
The mother is not really that smart and capable.

How to buy 0.1 BTC in an account in my nephew's name that will hold it until he is 25 years old. Also I would like it to be insured in case the custodian loses the keys. I'd like the insurance to be paid from the stack and no more than 0.02% a year or $200/year

Why isn't Uber Tits an app on my phone?

There would be obviously enormous demand from men for an app that delivers a reliable, quality and well priced prostitute to your door and whisk her away. With safety procedures, checks, health protocols of course. That way if you get gonorreah you can sue them.

This is the American way. This feels like capitalism serving men. Yet... no Uber Tits.

And you think we live under a patriarchy ?

Thank you for reading my thoughts on this matter

if you don't have a million dollars. that's okay. there's no excuse for not being able to do 10 push ups though.

>>60745771
all the girls i get end up cucking me and then dumping me

How many years until Bitcoin is at 1 million dollars?

Any other answer except a single digit number will instantly bring 7 years of bad luck to you and your family. There's no protection from this curse.

If I brag about my options position, the jews will make the price move in the wrong direction.

There’s people that actually just listen to songs and not albums in full?

they print the money and collect taxes and print more money to go to war and protect Epstein and Israel

What is this system called? A republic?

does that mean taxes are humiliation ritual?

It seems insane that they go through the trouble and expense and massive imposition on the population and business to collect taxes when they can just print what they need and leave taxes at 0%

Basically the United States is occupied by a criminal organization or something

step 1: don't acknowledge the existence of women who have had sex before marriage. Don't talk to them, associate with them, respond to them, reply to them, work with them, interact with them, help them, study with them, do business with them. they simply do not exist

step 2: enjoy utopia

"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God."


I came here as a child with my parents. I love this country but people often still talk to me or treat me like I don't belong here. I am not sure what to do really. I talk to my friends who earned their citizenship by birth and they are no where near as knowledgable or caring about the U.S. and its people. They are often mostly caring about their particular tribe and issues.