Thread 23109499

Thursday drunk c:

>>23109506
i have le feeling im gonna vomit in the bin again today

You're gaining weight from all the calories in the alcohol, the alcohol is estrogenic, and you're destroying your liver which is needed to metabolize estrogens

>>23109515
please be careful
my dad has permanent heartburn from vodkamaxxign
picrel is your stomach when drinking solvents

>>23109524
whats the matter?

>>23109532
Gynecomastia is not a good look

>>23109515
you might already know this, but if you're about to vomit anyway, you can drink a bunch of water to dilute the stomach acid
it'll hurt less

>>23109535
you still have hope huh

>>23109524
you do gain weight, especially visceral fat, and your hormones do get fucked up from alcohol
but not for the reasons you're saying

are you having fun are you relaxed?

>>23109547
getting there

>>23109550
>>23109555
c:

bring dich endlich um

>>23109794
Was ist dein Problem?

>>23109524
>alcohol is estrogenic
Completely untrue. Spread your lies elsewhere.

>>23109801
Ka du wirkst auf mich einfach wie ein ekelhafter Parasit auf mich der 17 jährige transen in arsch fickt (und dann nicht mal denn anstand hat ihnen auch einen runterzuholen) und wie jemand der das system und die leute um sich herum belastet

wie ich es sehe kannst du entweder denn langen weg gehen und mit 40-50 an leber versagen sterben oder du beschleunigst das ganze

>>23109868
ähm denkst du dir das aus?

>>23109875
nein ich lese deine posts und sehe das du ein geisteskranker alkoholiker bist der denn ganzen lieben tag auf 4chan und discord ist und vom staat lebt, das mit denn transen ficken ist nur eine starke vermutung

>>23109887
Ist das so?

>>23109887
Why type in german, retard? You're just making us take extra steps using google translate.

Det vore som att jag skrev på svenska bara för att jävlas, vad fan är meningen med det?

>>23109892
ja
sollte es beweise dagegen geben dann fress ich nen besen samt stiehl
aber solange das nicht so ist rate ich dir an dich umzubringen

>>23109898
Alles klar, back dir ein Eis

>>23109895
you care enough that you actually go and translate this shit?

>>23109921
sometimes
but this reads like a slapfight even without knowing german.

>>23109935
lole

>>23109935
its not a slap fight i just come in this threads to tell him to kill himself until he perhaps does, dies of alcohol posioning or goes back to s4s
wichever of these things happens first

>>23109938
c:

>>23109936
it's like tone in verbal communication
in this case it's text walling someone who seems to not care too much.
>>23109938
that sounds like a one sided slapfight attempt

>>23109945
you want to suck him off badley dont you?
>>23109939
kys

>>23110016
kek
it do be like that

>>23109945
i dunno why they feel so "inclined" haha lole

>>23110020
i least i have something to laf about then

>>23110019
i get it already
you're gonna be catty and edgy no matter what is said

>>23110021
>>23110027
you hide behind this cocky phasade but you know im right

>>23110030
are you? HAHAHAHA

>>23110028
so you tell me he wont die of liver failure? and that he isnt a disgusting mentally ill unemployed old man posting here all day, hidding behind these silly drawings shitting up this board beside having s4s
if he was at least young and hot the unemployed and mentally ill part could be forgiven

>>23110027
are you feeling it now mr. krabs?

>>23110041
https://voca.ro/176zuqX4bSIq

>>23110041
no, but you're going to be at this indefinitely.
only overly sensitive faggot teenagers think words on a screen can hurt people.

>>23110030
>phasade
>>23110049
it's all just the same "lolcow" stalker kiwifarms gangstalking instinct
there's no point interacting

>>23110046
you even sound like a crusty alcoholic
disgusting
>>23110049
i am on paid vaccation right now and i dont think this will hurt him in the slightest because he already knows this stuff
i am just stating facts and a bit of my opinion to seeing his shitty threads

>>23110060
seems like a (You) problem

>>23110054
makes sense
those niggas are more detatched from reality than actual trannies.

>>23110060
"y'know what would be a good use of vacation time? raising my blood pressure by screaming at uncaring anonymous internet users" -some dingus

>>23110064
how is it my problem that you are not able to comitt and rather rot away
is it a nuance seeing ur threads everywhere here? yes
is it kinda entertaining seeing you ruin urself
also yes, so i will stick around and sometimes check in to watch u on ur journey of further decay and also remind you to kys

>>23109938
Why are you so invested in him killing himself? Seems strange. If this was on pol I'm sure someone would call you jewish, but I'm not gonna go there.

Was your father or mother an alcoholic or something?

Anyway, life is boring and shit. Especially these days. Why not drink? Who cares if you die 10-20 years earlier? The last 10-20 years of life is usually quite shit anyway, especially if you don't have grandchildren.

Oh and alcohol poisoning, you must be memeing? Are you assuming he's some 5 feet dwarf weighting in at 50kg? Alcohol poisoning must be extremely rare unless you have some sort of genetic mutation related to alcohol.

>>23110116
uhh okay you do you

>>23110116
>>23110117

>>23109824
>>23109895
>>23110117
i don't like you
seem like a pol/twitter colonist
i just want one board free of this shit

>>23110117
had relatives who where like him, i know how disgusting these kind of people are
and theres nothing against drinking if you can keep ur shit together mind you, but hes not a functional alcoholic but a manchild
i also wasnt talking about alcohol posioning, i meant liver damage and falling asleep on ur back drunk, throwing up and suffocating on ur own vomit (thats how said relative of me died)

>>23110128
okay but you're not helping him or fixing hte problem or doing anything at all
it's fine if he's not worth the effort, then ignore the threads

>>23110128
thats so sweet

anything else is a waste of your energy and everyone elses
the same fucking story with all of you lolcow followers

the hypocrisy is so fucking infuriating

imma vomit in the bin

>>23110217
dont try to help me

>>23110124
>i don't like you
Words hurt you know...

>>23110223
bruh

>>23110210
>>23110213
why should i help him fix anything? these kind of people are a lost cause, sure it brings a bit of enjoment watching him ruin himself but overall its more pathetic and annoying
also i only watch bant lolcows
>>23110212
when u die ur family will shed a few tears on ur funeral but also say yea this was bound to happen and he had it coming, and they will be kinda relieved even if they will feel bad about feeling this way
i know this from experience

>>23110226
uhh cool i did not uhhh spawn myself into this world

>>23110128
>i know how disgusting these kind of people are

In what way if I may ask?

I drink almost every day last 1-2 ish years and I don't feel I'm "disgusting". I don't make a bunch of noise (unlike my neighbors), I go outside and commit crimes etc or whatever. However I did not go on 4chan before alcohol, I will say that.

>>23110226
>i only watch bant lolcows
the other guy was right
no wonder you talk like a colossal sperg

>>23110232
I meant to say I DON'T commit crimes.

>>23110226
So you're just a psycho? Why spend an hour just to end with that? What a waste of time.

Jesus christ.

>>23110244
they are the wrong person

>>23110223
i just wish the board was better
itg's not personal
>>23110226
hey, did you read the part where i said "if he's not worth the effort, then ignore the threads"?

>>23110231
>but... i didnt ask to be born...
grow up
>>23110232
they dont work, they always complain but never attempt to fix anything or make the situation better, they take money from relatives or the state (or both), they use excuses or just say it is what it is
perhaps you are a functional alcoholic they tend to be way more tolertable

i think part of what makes me mad is projection
i distract myself by talking to people online, and these people do the same but obnoxious, so i feel personally attacked
>>23110236

>>23110248
https://youtu.be/Cc-YuyPsxk4

>>23110251
you don't seem to be interested in my statement, "if he's not worth the effort, then ignore the threads"
you just keep rhapsodizing about how he's not worth the effort

>>23110254
qq desu desu

>>23110244
we do a lil trolling
>>23110248
i like shitting up these threads

pathetic>>23110265

>>23110260
i said its not worth the effort to give him suggestions on how he could fix his situation, because hes not interested in that
but its kinda interesting to watch

>>23110272
you are on the wrong track desu

>>23110254
I just go on here to pass time. Pol is pretty boring tho, anytime you say something slightly not "pol-like" or get miscontstrued someone calls you brown. Pretty fucking boring if you ask me. I know I am not brown, I have a lineage of minimum 200 years in my country, but it's not like I can show the specifics without doxxing myself, my family, cousins etc. Ridiculous.

Even funnier is when I post in the int Swe thread I get accused of being an immigrant because my Swedish isn't good enough, but the fact is I haven't really typed or written in Swedish for many many years. It's simply an irrelevant language in that way. Sure, it's relevant in ever day life, but that's about it unless you use Swedish forums or whatever. The internet really has just decimated all the small pop country languages in that way.

>>23109499 (OP)
same
how are you lately, mr avogado

>>23110265
>>23110272
thanks
your brain is just the swiss army knife of justifying behavior and coming up with reasons for people to kill themselves, isn't it?
it could become a swiss army knife of fixing the world and making it more hospitable, maybe

>>23110266
>>23110276
when i see a thread of you but 3 months in the future, nothing will have changed

>>23110285
i fine i won 500k in the lottery but i dont talk about it to anyone

>>23110254
while along the same lines
i do find it hillarious when they can't keep their shit together, stumble and make themselves look like more of a joke than the person they're trying to clown on.
a bit of poetic justice

>>23110281
>Pol is pretty boring tho, anytime you say something slightly not "pol-like" or get miscontstrued someone calls you brown
the mental railroads go crazy
and i don't mean ideology, i mean language, like i'm guessing youmean
>Pretty fucking boring if you ask me.
yeah
boring and grating
>Even funnier is when I post in the int Swe thread I get accused of being an immigrant because my Swedish isn't good enough, but the fact is I haven't really typed or written in Swedish for many many years. It's simply an irrelevant language in that way. Sure, it's relevant in ever day life, but that's about it unless you use Swedish forums or whatever. The internet really has just decimated all the small pop country languages in that way.
that is a shame
i always thought it would be cool to learn foreign languages, in order to access smaller forums which feel more like 2010 internet or earlier
if they're gone & everyone basically switched to english, though, RIP

>>23110292
nice!

>>23110297
oofff i may be a bit to drunk

>>23110288
perhaps
but i have seen over the years that some people are immune against advice or help or changing anything that could lead into a better direction

>>23110289
i remember there was this girl in my middleschool who used to excitedly tell people "you know, you're going to hell for that" for all sorts of different reasons
>>23110295
it is fun to watch the swiss army knife protocols in action, yeah

>>23110292
if only....

>>23110303
maby uhhh just leave it be then

>>23110310
tommy you slut

>>23110300
ye, rember to keep that under your hat.

>>23110303
yeah i guess i agree
i know there's people in homeless shelters who, you ask them if they want a job, and they immediuately reply "NOPE"
shit like that
but the idea that some people aren't worth helping, that should suggest that it's a waste of time to talk to those people, and it comes at the cost of talking to good people
it's irrational, just like drinking is, and watching TV, and doing other drugs
i'm just saying, we're all in the same prison, and you shouldn't be too hard on people
i don't know

>>23110315
oi oi you know i keep it under the radar until

>>23110310
what would you do with that money tommyt?

>>23110319
ehehe

>>23110323
HSBC

>>23110314
>slut
i am no such thing
i just wish i could afford things
mortgage and bills are expensive and sometimes it is hard to afford food

>>23110305
i am now intruiged to know why you take the things i say personal
mind elaborating i am seriously interested to know

>>23110320
that's obvious after seeing one simple clip
https://youtu.be/qGC9FY65HBo

i could have so much but im uhhh im uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>23110317
sorry i just hate people who dont want to get better and then cry about it
>>23110311
nah

>>23110336
>>23110330

you are all so pathetic desu desu

>>23110296
>and i don't mean ideology, i mean language, like i'm guessing youmean

Yeah maybe, I mean I'm definetely not innocent. But I tend to leave a bit of wiggleroom. Pol sometimes have those "BBC" spam threads, and yeah, I don't think its strange to accuse those of not being white. But I mean, I could just question something, while not even disagreeing necessarily and they'll say "YOU'RE BROWN" like it's some kind of trump card. It's just so fucking boring to me. Feels very similar to leftists screeching bigot if you, for example, say that blacks commit crime at a higher degree.

>>23110340
>i just hate people who dont want to get better and then cry about it
Maybe you're meant to do something about it, ever thought about it that way?

hahah you dont have a foreskin

>>23110353
based and fuck everyone pilled

Hier Palta, stop talking to creepy discord wierdos that pretend to be your friend online. You are inebriated and should go to sleep.

>>23110336
>>23110346
>>23110364
Look at you, du laberst wie ein Vollidiot.

it is like fucking a pussy with a condom

>>23110367
ich wünschte

I'm new to /bant/
Is it comfy here? I kinda just want a slower board with good company

>>23110346
i know you do not have to rub it in :(.......

>>23110379
why are you like this now

I swear, this thread has gone full schizo mode now.

Not sure if I like it or not.

>>23110387
god thank you

>>23110378
this is table flipping intentionally bad board

>>23110358
you are right, i should become a politican and make MAID mandatory for unfunctional addicts who refuse to get treatment and integrate into society

>>23110395
good luck hahahhaha whahahahah

>>23110395
Jokes on you, I'm doing MAID using alcohol.

>>23110384
i have always been like this deep down, but therapy hasnt been going so well lately and also i am quite drunk

thats why i try to be nothing desu

>>23110506
mhhhh
sex with tommy ???

>>23110384
i am trying to be better but i am broken and nothing helps anymore

>>23110399
would you take MAID if it was easily accesable and for free? Like in canada
>>23110504
slow and painful MAID

>>23110296
>they're gone & everyone basically switched to english, though
Most east asians didn't if you interested in learning japanese or korean

>>23110513
sex with tommy
>>23110514
maby?

>>23110508
i have implied no such thing
although a hug wold be nice
also i thing i need more houseplants and biospheres

>>23110394
Where should I go then

>>23110517
if it wasnt illegal i would offer a helping hand
im sure it will exist in germany as well in 5-15 years

>>23110523
don't have to if you can handle the bants

>>23110523
You can go to my basement. Dont mind the bones and foul stench. I have cookies and milk there.

>>23110523
on a blue board

>>23110525
go to le void until

CAN YOU ALL FUG OFF

>>23110534
i will rather remind you what a waste of oxygen u are

>>23110530
/int/ is more agressive than here sometimes

>>23110539
keep satisfying yourself with a piece of plastic until then

>>23110523
I only go to 4chan if I drink and I don't have anything else to do (most days).

Games are boring to me due to dei, and also they suck. New movies and TV shows for same reason.

If you disagree fine, but you wouldn't be on here if you did disagree. This site is crap, just as any other forum these days. Plus these days we have to worry about possible AI (or so they say).

>>23110547
qq

>>23110537
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>23110553
okay

sunk cost falcy desu

>>23110545
?
>>23110543
true but only sometimes

>>23110559
>sunk cost fallacy

i went afk for a couple hours and came back
there's no way i can keep up with this

>>23110556
>>23110537
i like your threads, sorry this happened

you know what im going to do now
im goinf on an adventure
buy more beeru
with MY money from the gas station that i visit almost every day
that has a top notch cachier who is nice and funny and very pleasent to talk to and i hope i can make his shift a bit better for some reason
or i just go to bed depends on how drunk i am rn lole
if you want something from me add me on discord paradox3139
if not thats okay too keep living your live i dont care desu im just some dude on the internet whast th deal go fuck off

nobody cares anyway so

>>23110590
Go to sleep instead little guy. You had enough for today.

>>23110590
you should walk instead of uhhh
sleep
imo
>top notch cachier who is nice and funny and very pleasent to talk to and i hope i can make his shift a bit better for some reason
that is good
i always thought about going to a place long enough to be known by the employees, it sounds comfy
but i don't go out much & have little money

>>23110590
>im just some dude on the internet
Damn. Where are all the hot femboy/tranny alcoholics?

>>23110653
i wish i knew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>23110525
>die die die die
>you'd be so much happier as a girl uwu
kill the groomer w/ a rock