Thread 23256536

what's with all the "homeless guy with a smartphone"-tier posts today?

>>23256536 (OP)
>Dutch

>>23256536 (OP)
care to give an example or explanation?
this term is new to me.

all made by me, i'm the supreme homeless gas station preacher with a smartphone

>>23256615
i dunno really
i just miss when the internet had higher barriers to entry

it was treated with more respect, and the people on it treated each other & everything else with more respect

>>23256577
he seemed like an interesting guy
>>23256617
based

>>23256623
survival of the fittest board has that passively, but i get what you mean.
old guard retired and got lives, jannies got tired of people whining that they have a right to post (see pol threads getting sent somewhere and not deleted)

>>23256633
I miss him a lot

YEAH JUST TODAY. Gosh, why aren't there more threads about sex with women!? HUUUH!? What?

OH MY GOSH I Miss when 4chan a social media trash website for normies was so much better like it used to be. Yu really need a high intellect to make threads on /bant/ the place for normies retards to post their stupid crap, which is every single thread.

>>23256741
i picked up his old shtick when you made too many
>american
posts
i remember him too.

>>23256759
You have to go back in time

THERE's just WAAAAAAY too many blue anime girls and frogs. HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. There's just so many of these whaaacky threads, must be from homeless people! HAHA!

You people are so stupid it's amazing. So arrogant so blind so retarded. Like I wonder if YOU actually know. I don't think you do. Go on /r9k/ nbext and comaplain about threads. "This thread is so bad!... on /r9k/ a place to talk abotu dating apps and STUPID RETARD CRAP!"

Morons. You're on social media! This has NEVER been good, never been useful you've all always been mentally ill stupid regular people with no intelligence.

>>23256769
:) I miss those times.

>>23256772
I don't want to go back in time. Actually, no, I do, I want to go back to when I was a kid and there was no social media garbage.
And no mentally ill low low low IQ people then.. complaining about social media??? "There's piss in my toilet bowl!"

>>23256829
one of my earliest inteoductions to "international radom shitposting"
some american inferring all dutch people are wallace and grommit.

>>23256832
We have to go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9EQaEl55o&list=RD5h9EQaEl55o&start_radio=1

Oh... guys... you need a HIGH entry level to make threads on /bant/ Get some real quality going here guys, come on.
COME ON... go on do it guys, fellow HIGH ENTRY LEVEL people let's make some high quality threads and show these homeless people on their smartphones, HMPH! Those nasty homeless smartphone users! HMPH.

This is how stupid you all are. All you normies chased away and got rid of the netizen weebs and now you have social internet AALLL to yourself and now you complain to your own trashness. Good for you, idiots. Waste your time.

>>23256842
Mmm yeah...

>>23256832
>>23256846
relax

HIGH ENTRY LEVEL THREAD!
NO HOMELESS PEOPLE ALLOWED!
I've solved social media, I can't wait for it to be good again back when I was 16! Hmph!
I can't take it, you all are so stupid, just the dumbest morons "well this is 4chan and this is /bant/"... it really is. What do I expect but the dumbest idiots who don't know anything about make threads like this "Ummmmm errrmm puh.... talk about homeless smartphone posts or something am I right fellow.... 4channers."

Holy crap. None of you have ANYTHING. NOTHING. Nothing to say nothing to do, not even real people.

>>23256862
Calm

>>23256855
No, just shut up. And get off social media, ALL OF YOU. I'm sick of hearing any of you type ANYTHING on any website, get off, and let me have the social internet to myself. GET OFF RIGHT NOW. Go on.

THEN... the problem will be solved. But if you want to waste your time instead go ahead. But I'm not gonna leave you alone until you get off and go away and go marry a woman and have friends and a career and get a real life. Go do those things, that's what you should do, and stop using the internet.

>>23256862
>Holy crap. None of you have ANYTHING. NOTHING. Nothing to say nothing to do, not even real people.
i know what you mean

>>23256871
Sssshhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INCQV70X5CA&list=RDINCQV70X5CA&start_radio=1

it used to feel like you could meet anyone from anywhere in the world, and talk to them, the way you would in real life
alot of the time now, it feels like you don't really know anything at all about the person you just interacted with, and you won't remember the interaction

>>23256863
>>23256871
Close your browser, That's what I'm doing, because guess what OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I have no internet at home, I don't pay for that crap, why? BECAUSE I'M A HUMAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ
And don't want to be surrounded by social internet FILTH at home, it's the only time I'm happy, sitting at home looking at the videos I've downloaded.

You want to be happy, well are you a human? Well then you can't be happy online can ya hmmmmm!!!!!!! Give up. And shut your stupid stupid holes.

>>23256883
It's so much worse now, it's beyond belief

>>23256536 (OP)
i now understand what you mean

>>23256894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU&list=RD8bdeizHM9OU&start_radio=1

>>23256894
eheheh...
>>23256893
it's still pretty cool, and shouldn't be taken for granted
but yeah, it should be much better than it is

the exponential improvement of hardware was supposed to make everything crazy fast in the future, and give people new forms of power basically
or that was the idea
didn't exactly go that way though...

>>23256883
DUUUUH ME NO NO interact liek person on 4chaaaaaan
ME want to interact like human on 4chan website designed for poop and piss! Me want to be like person! But no person on 4chan only socially engineered retard!

I WANT TO TALK TO REALY PEOPLE ON 4CHANNNNNNNNNNN THE ANONYMOUS WEBSITE FOR IDI
OTS TO TALK ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVESSSSSSSSSS AND PUT OTHERS DOWN AND PRETEND TO BE SMART!

>>23256911
It's a shame but it will get better im sure

>>23256894
>>23256911
NONE OF YOU have ever had a real conversation in your life you F'ing morons.

You jibber and jabber about stuff that doesn't matter and then you send a text message and NEVEr communicate with anybody about anything of substance it's spiritual death, and you're dead already, evidengt by this thread, YES I already undersrtand exactly what OP means because I have to live it YOU don't. You get to have fun with "4chan" you're favourite website, HAVE FUN ooooh yes you'll have fun with your little pretend friendfs.

>>23256915
drink some water, get something to eat
make a thread you like
stop invoking poop and piss
etc

>>23256927
>I have to live it YOU don't. You get to have fun with "4chan" you're favourite website, HAVE FUN ooooh yes you'll have fun with your little pretend friendfs.
what do you mean?
>You jibber and jabber
i do be jibbering

>>23256928
Maybe actually understand something before replying with your retarded worthless garbge. GOSH REAL high entry level post you made "uhhh dwink wattter HAHAHA"... guys, 4channers fellow 4channers I told him to touch grass and drink water then I said something random hahaha hety 4channers look look!

>>23256927
too bad so sad
did you have fun waiting 6 gorillion seconds to complain about it?

>>23256935
i'm just saying, i've been in the position you're in
i always drink some water & collect my thoughts, then feel better
i'm not telling you what to do with your life or touch grass

>>23256934
Just shut up.

YOU all are the problem, NONE of you can communicate on any level of intelligence whatsoever you never have and you never will. You LOVE 4chan and you will continue to love al lyour social media junk and society at large.

>>23256943
It's all good... calm down

Continue to post on 4chan.... HMMMM why not hang out on /r9k/ and talk about how your ex dumped you next! HMMM. You should go on /bant. and talk about... oooh let's look at a random thread let's see.... >>23254092

OH what should I do with my saturday, and I'm sure it'll be great stuff great thread great time and not a waste for everyone.

>>23256949
Hi

>>23256947
I can do whatever I want I don't care about you, I don't care about your 4chan I don't care about your fake internet friends and retarded normie 4chan culture. I don't care about your war, I don't care about your republic, I only live to see you Jedi suffer.

I will continue to do so and do whatever I want, because I don't care about your little mini internet society and community and group. Your little worthless board uuuu~ very cute.

>>23256943
oh my we have a special service karen in our midst
an entitles little princess
one who has to have everything their way or they have a precious little sparkle meltdown

>>23256964
I don't want ANYTHING my way, I want everything to be YOUR way, because I love that 4chan is a giant pile of garbage. I was so happy when Hiro shut down /qa/, I'm happy how bad [s4s] got and /r9k/ and whatever else. I'm glad /lgbt/ was added.

I hope you all suffer more and more.

>>23256960
Hi

>>23256960
if you act on spite, you'll be pushed around by petty dogshit your whole life
it's a waste of energy
better to make something you'd enjoy
ignore things to the point of annihilation

>>23256972
>I hope you all suffer more and more.
it doesn't lead anywhere
once everyone is boiling in a pot of shit for all eternity, what's left?

>>23256954
Thank you for your useless post. "Hi" Oh... how about "good morning" next.

You are all greatly retarded, stupid, idiotic. Don't know anything. And I'm glad, I hope things continue to spiral down I hope you're addicted to this trash and keep right here in the sludge talking to fellow idiots.

>>23256889
>guess what OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I have no internet at home, I don't pay for that crap, why? BECAUSE I'M A HUMAN
i can respect it

>>23256972
you could just block it
instead of raising your blood pressure and permenantly becoming a bitter insufferable cunt.

>>23256977
Wow, another worthless post about nothing "if you act out of spite" I don't care about your website, I'm just letting you know it's bad, and you're all bad and contributors. This is what you want and deserve and there is NO bad day or good day.

No one with any human heart is saying "hmmm today /bant/ seems bad or something." it's bad every day on principle on the base level it is always and will forever be bad.

>>23256999
"Insufferable! I said it again! HAHA!"
Maybe you should all just get offline. And not make stupid threads trying to pretend to be better than anyone. But that's all you will EVER do is pretend to be better and waste time and be in your little groups.

If only I can just put others down then I will be better, and my fellow 4channers will support me and love me when I talk to them in the same 4channer language!!!

>>23256984
Good morning

>>23257006
>stupid entitled foid karen vibes tries to bark commands without my respect or cajones to back it up

>>23257006
>>23257010
i still have no idea what you actually want, apart from suffering and getting what we deserve

>>23257010
Lets come down and watch a movie bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAviLEAZ8Qo

>>23257016
I'm glad to put you all in your place. Any time there's an opportunity. Now go, go back to your regularly scheduled 4channer posting.

>>23257020
gyat

>>23257023
i remember that scene
i liked that whole section, where they took shelter with the natives

the phrase "sad sickness" stuck with me

>>23257037
Yes it was beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8ZOFIN1otQ

>>23257039
Bad bad bad seemed to stick in my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLGKB4h-48Q&list=RDNLGKB4h-48Q&start_radio=1

>>23257039
get down with the sickness was an early meme psyop
see the song by that meme around the time you were probably born
all in attempts to normalize mental unwellness and prevent you from seeking help (glowniggers are not on 4chan ro stop shootings)

wonder who that could have been
*looks at the guy who gutted the mental welfare system just in time for viet nam vets to come back*

>>23257131
They say it a couple of in the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cq7w6fsvHA

anericans are like some lord of the flies shit where everyone tries to kill them, but it's making us remaining stronger.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3iGpDqQpQ&pp=ygUVa29ybiBicmluZ2luZyB1cyBkb3du

>>23257131
>>23257147
>>23257153
the adversary will not be forgiven

>>23257153
me
the most sane nigger on 4chan

>>23257168
or forgotten
we are legion
we often forget you exist
don't exect direct replies

>>23257164
>>23257168
this movie for me is the best work of art ever, even after all those years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7medV0jzF1I

>>23256832

My IQ is way higher than your IQ.

>>23257233
Can you prove it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bAbAHV74w

>>23257210
kidna Believe you do belong here, toothbaste?

>>23257300
No question about that fren

>>23257300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZToKqURVm0&list=RD2ZToKqURVm0&start_radio=1

>>23257312
times have changed but we're still here

>>23257330
Forever

>>23257344
then the pact is set
and we have nothing to worry about
because all these moutht upstarts ain't jack shit.
hell and back board

>>23257352
No worries ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhZOP7f04Z0&list=RDVhZOP7f04Z0&start_radio=1

>>23257369
<3
watms my heart to know you exist
gl on your personal crusade
i gotta wake up at ungodly 3:50
gn

>>23257473
gngn <3
>>23257369
<3

>>23257496
Hi again qt

>>23257473
Gn!
I have the day off!!!

>>23257507
qt?
QT?
Stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g