Thread 23294240

I'm on the floor with my laptoppy and I just made prolonged eye contact with a mouse. Usually, I would get like a stick or shovel or something to feel its frail spine snap before a frenzied force, but the little nigga kinna cute. I actually wanna keep him like a pet...

Whats wrong with me?

>>23294240 (OP)
i don't understand the question, "what's wrong with me"
you can keep him as a pet if you want anon

Rich seeing an obnoxious anime discord manchild ask what's wrong with him. Real rich.

>>23294240 (OP)
He will piss and shit diseases on your floors and in and in your walls and in your air until he dies in an inaccessible spot and decay for 3 days until you find the corpse and be trying to air out your house while it's humid outside further thickening the stench and trapping the molecules to the walls

>>23294277
my mom kept a mouse as a pet in college, she said it was cool

>>23294282
One whose piss and shit was contained in a cage yes

>>23294290
she let it run around her room
she said it would chew through wrappers/furniture and make nests sometimes, but the shit wasn't a big deal apparently
or maybe she just had no cleanliness standards lol

>>23294251
its a rodent, a pest. it is a sign of an unclean abode and negligent person at that. i tried to add subtext in that i used to like feeling rodents crack by the sadistic force of my hand. only i saw its little button eyes and it looked so kawaii. too bad it is not to keep as a pet.

>>23294277
damn nigga, wut jerry do to you?

>>23294282
what did she name it?

i think OP can give it a try if he wants
>>23294277
this is crazy unpleasant shock gore writing though, and it is good, so good job

>>23294306
>its a rodent, a pest. it is a sign of an unclean abode and negligent person at that. i tried to add subtext in that i used to like feeling rodents crack by the sadistic force of my hand. only i saw its little button eyes and it looked so kawaii. too bad it is not to keep as a pet.
i see
well yeah, that's a good point, you should try to get your place cleaner if there's rodents showing up
but there's nothing wrong with you for wanting a pet mouse

I ALMOST CAUGHT! I DIRECTED IT INTO A BOX BUT THEN I HOPPED OUT!!!! JERRY WANTS TO BE FREEEEEE!!!!

I SET UP GLUE TRAPS AND NOW I AM CAMPING FROM A DISTANCE!!! IF I CATCH I MIGHT POST A PICTURE!!!!

>>23294411
Do you have a bb gun

>>23294411
good luck
they're smart you know
>>23294429
this seems like a bad idea, it might get injured and die in the wall like you mentioned earlier

I use catch and release traps then drop them at the neighbors

>>23294435
I meant to kill it after it gets stuck on the glue board
You could always just throw it in a trash bag and stomp it

Here is some music to pump up the thread....bros...i am all alone at home and some stupid mouse has made my day so exciting...this is the most excitement i felt in sooo long....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yO0oODe9Ok

>>23294436
this is so nefarious. i would do this if i hated someone around here.

>>23294453
oh, makes sense
my dad once caught one in a glue trap, threw the trap in a plastic shopping bag, stuck that under the tire of his truck, then drove forward 5 feet & reversed back...

>>23294458
>>23294436
lol

i always wonder how many times termites have been used for terrorism, you know?
i'm sure there'd be heavy penalties if it was found out you caused a termite infestation in some public building

>>23294458
i like your music & images, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r7SSnf3Ies

I GOT TRAAAAPEDDD I GOOOOOOOT ITTITITITIT AAAHAFKHJDSAHF[EWanbvkbasdbvubasrivniksdnbivnsafkbgioeshiohKJVBSDU VIPUWAEBSBV

I HEARD THE SQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEKKK!!!!!

MY HEART IS RACINGQ!!!!!!! WAHT DO IT DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>23294559
calm...
focus

>>23294576
out of focus >:(

>>23294576
Put it in a bag when you crush it

>>23294578
im stupid and i put him between two sticky traps.

also....i checked his parts...yeah...its a he...

>>23294588
Kill her quick

>>23294588
>>23294584
aww, it is really cute isn't it :(

The Rat God says:
Kill it. For it's life will be much worse when set free

jerry ate the ham i left him while he was stickied...

.....

>>23294598
AAAH
its right eye is stuck to the trap

>>23294603
Lol

>>23294603
>>23294598
what the fuck are you doing anon?

WAHT DO I DO DAMN IT!!!! I KEPT IMAGINING HOW GOOD AND EASY IT IS TO KILL IT BUT NOW I CAAAAAAANT!!!

>>23294607
IM PLAYING WITH IT AND ITS FEELS SO FUN!!!

>>23294609
please put it out of its misery

ITS MINE NOW!!!!!

IT OWES ME REPARATIONS FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

i beg you

>>23294612
I CANT IM SCARED DAMN IT

>>23294609
fucking brown savage kys

>>23294612
Shut up pussy
>>23294609
Dispatch it already

>>23294613
what does that mean? what kind of reparations?
>EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
please just relax

>>23294240 (OP)
What the fuck are you doing argiebro

>>23294616
Fill a bucket with water and toss it in
Seal it in a ziplock bag
Whack it with a stick

>>23294620
fine, i will go grab the shovel and execute it. i dont think i can post it after

>>23294626
i have a bunch of tools like a torch, welding machine, drill etc.

i think ill just hit it with a shovel...

>>23294631
Jesus christ brown sicko

>>23294626
>>23294631
>>23294635
so is this actually a fun animal torture thread?

>>23294625
i think this is some satanic bullshit maybe

>>23294636
NOOOOOOOOOOO I AM FUCKING FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO I DONT WANNA KILL IT!!!!!

I WANNA CALL MY DAD!!!!

I AM FUCKING PANICKING!!!!

like "oh no wouldn't it be a shame if you did X and Y and Z" type thing

>>23294641
please calm down, it'll be fine

>>23294641
you can call him if you have to, or call someone

>>23294641
Nigga is glued for good, there is no saving him
Just whack him you'll feel bad at first but then better

mice are vermin and it probably has babies that are going to shit in your clothes and chew up your shits
kill it and then put more traps out, preferably glue traps so they suffer as much as possible

>>23294654
i thought it was going to be easy killing a pest....i never killed anything before. is it evil to kill it?

it's not going anywhere, you can leave it somewhere & take a break for 5 or 10 minutes if you need to

>>23294664
*sheets
idk why I wrote shits

>>23294665
i feel you
i've had trouble killing roaches on glue traps in the past
>>23294665
>is it evil to kill it?
i don't think so, it was in your territory and everything
these things happen
but you might consider it evil to have an unclean space which atracts them in the first place, you know?
this wouldn't happen if your space was clean, hopefully

>>23294667
Yonkers...

>>23294637
Anon will probably just reincarnate as a mouse in their next life

>>23294684
spooky...

I decided to just toss it in the trash and tell it sorry.
When I read >>23294662 i realised there was really nothing too do. the glue from the trap kept filling around the mouse. i even looked very closely and i saw like little bubbles coming from the trap. i think it was over for it already.


i generally dont feel good...i actually feel really sad and impure. i dont think i wanna eat meat for a while....

thank you for all the support and tolerating my hysterical episode

>>23294690
Use snap traps next time

>>23294690
sorry anon
still, i like your images/music
good luck
>>23294703
this can be good
it does seem like the glue traps fucked things up here for you