Thread 21399068

Donuts are the best confection and these are the best donuts. Any neighsayers?

>>21399068 (OP)
>he forgot powdered
better luck next thread

>>21399068 (OP)
for me it's bottom left.

>>21399068 (OP)
Of all the world's donuts, these are the best, as pictured?, nahhhh. These are kind of mass produced looking and dare I say overglazed.
Any bakery or local source can do better.

What I like about a crueller, traditional churro, and a beinet is the hint of dairy and egginess/custardness to the dough itself. Divine.

I think a good sour cream cake donut is pretty special too, especially the crispy edges in the middle that get fried.

>chocolate CAKE and shitty-ass crueller
>best
No. The best cake donut isn't even in the same league as the worst proper doughnut. You ought to be ashamed.

>>21399068 (OP)
>Mogs your path

>>21399068 (OP)
Where’s the apple fritter?

>>21399068 (OP)
I really loathe cake donuts. If I wanted cake I would get a fucking cupcake. Krispy kreme glazed fresh out of the fryer are peak, but since those are a pain in the ass to get my second choice is any boston cream variation followed by the ones just dipped in table sugar.

Chocolate donuts are too boring and plain. Boston cream donuts have an overwhelmingly amount of cream. Sugar coated donuts are just bleh.. Jelly donuts are gross. Glazed donuts also boring and plain. Worst donut list I’ve ever seen, do not rate again.

>>21399171
>If I wanted cake I would get a fucking cupcake.
Are are you going to dunk a fucking cupcake into your coffee or tea?

>>21399188
Not that guy, but no because unlike shitty-ass cake donuts, cupcakes aren't drier than a geriatric nun's cunt in the Sahara. They're so fucking bad that you /have/ to dunk them to make them even remotely edible but they still won't be any good.

>>21399188
>*ruins you're coffee*

>>21399176
sounds like you dont like donuts

I like simple glazed or frosted doughnuts. Cake or yeast, they're good as long as they're simple. I don't like when there's a bunch of slop piled on top of them like oreos, peanut butter cups, or a shit ton of chocolate chips.

What's the fanciest doughnut you've ever had?

>>21399068 (OP)
No old-fashioned (sour cream)?
Maple is my preferred frosting on a normal donut.

>>21399068 (OP)
chocolate cake is ass. you're missing plain cake coated in toasted coconut. and the absolute BEST donut - state fair cinamon sugar MINI donuts

>>21399068 (OP)
The best doughnut is the simple cinnamon sugar in my opinion.

>>21399311
>>21399309
>mini donuts

the taste of childhood. as a grown ass man, i still try to go to the fair every summer just to buy a couple bags of these

>>21399068 (OP)
I lived near Houston, TX for like a decade and noticed that all of the best donut shops were run by Cambodian immigrants. Does anyone know why that is?

>>21399251
Duck Donuts Maple Glazed With Bacon

Probably not the best donut out there, but c’mon—we’re talking bacon on a donut. How good’s that?

>>21399317
Believe it or not, there was a minor mention of that phenomenon in an academic book but I can't for the fuck of me remember which. I think it was The Clash of Civilizations [sic] by Samuel Huntington. He mentions Cambodians donut shops in Long Beach, California. He also implies how Russians are culturally incapable of empathy or any good at all lmao
Anyway, I've noticed the same throughout the US. I live in Delaware and the nearest independent doughnut place that wasn't started by some white guy last Tuesday is owned by Cambodians and perhaps unlike other places in the country, even several of the Dunkin locations here and in Philadelphia are run by Cambos.
I've seen Cambonuts in Chicago, Boston, Atlanta and Seattle, too, almost always neat a bus station.

>>21399368
Clash of Civilizations has one unrelated mention of Cambodia (in a list of countries with Buddhist civilizations) and zero mentions of Long Beach, so probably a different book you're thinking of.

>>21399377
Well damn. I've gotta look through my collections. The book specifically mentioned the Russian fables about Ivan the Idiot, too.

>>21399251
Probably some cronuts, I went to a place one time to get a dozen and the cashier was super cute but so androgynous I couldn’t tell if they were male or female. I think I left a $20 tip lol.

>>21399317
It’s a pretty interesting story:

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2005-jan-19-me-donutking19-story.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-54546427

>>21399068 (OP)
>no old fashioned
>no vanilla frosted
>no bismarck

>>21399192
I had a glazed blueberry cake donut last week, it wasn't dry. Sounds like you have a skill issue.

>>21399413
>it wasn't dry
Maybe not compared to Death Valley in July but that shit was dry and you're just to inexperienced to know otherwise. But you enjoy your literally crummy fried ring of sadbatter, faggot.

>>21399410
Vaniller frosting is gross just tastes of sugar milk

You're taking to a fellow who prefers vanilla to chocolate in about everything OTHER than cake and frosting, sometimes you just lose

>>21399482
Same, but I don't like frosting in general, vanilla, chocolate or otherwise.

>>21399099
that's so beautiful, I could cry

>>21399099
>morning call
my nigga

>>21399068 (OP)
>Any neighsayers?

>>21399068 (OP)
That's custard so good, cream is bads

For me its a Boston creme and Cruller

>>21399068 (OP)
>Impossible to buy cake doughnuts in the UK
I've never forgiven Krispy Kreme for getting rid of the cruller

>>21399068 (OP)
I had one the other day with very thick pistachio cream, best donut I've had in a while

I have a sweet tooth but holy fuck this place is fucking god awful.
It was so sweet it hurt my teeth. You have to be the most diabetic fat ass to enjoy this shit

>>21399171
>I really loathe cake donuts
Funny, those are my favorite and no place near me has them except the old fashioned and chocolate ones from Dunkin.

>>21399482
>vaniller
>fellow
It's either vaniller and feller or vanilla and fellow, you can't be mixing here.

>>21399349
Duck Donuts is pretty damn good. Very decadent

I really like Loukomades, theyre Greek donuts smothered in honey and crushed almonds or walnuts. Pic related
Best when fresh but still good otherwise

>>21400565
that looks really good, just looking at this made my nipples hard and my ass raise with anticipation

>All the soyboys crying about cake donuts
Are you gay? Do your parents know you're gay? Yeast donuts are empty trash.

>>21399068 (OP)
Nigga here the FUCK is strawberry frosted?
>>21399170
Based fritterchad

Nobody motherfucking dunks donuts, get the fuck outta here yurotards

So ironically just came back from the dollar tree with a double whammy of chocolate Hostess and Lil' Debbies. Both has expirations well into next month so...A concerning about what these little waxy fucks are made of and B both were fresh.

Did first bite of each with a little milk to wash it down then a 30 second submerged test. While the Hostess had a slightly more consistent chocolate coating, LD were more sticky to the fingers and a bit more melty so messier, the taste clearly went with the Debs. Especially for after taste when all those delicious chemicals flood your senses. So fresh donuts around here are $1.59 each and there is about 3 donuts in each bag for $2.50 I think I have found the solid choice when not getting a piping fresh one as a treat.

>tl dr; Little Debbies > Hostess

>>21400606
I don’t usually, but I have fond memories of entenmanns devils food donuts dipped in shitty black coffee

>>21399445
>you're just to inexperienced to know otherwise.
Do you know how many XP points I have in donuts? I'm a level 70 Paladin and you're a level 3 boar.

>>21400616
>dog shit is better than cat shit u gaiz!
still shit tho innit

>>21400655
They are cheap and serviceable. I don't claim slimjims are a culinary master pieces but they obviously are doing something right.

>>21400602
>this closet case thinks it's opposite day
lmao
cake donuts look like assholes (likely why you like them)

>>21400662
Jesus Christ, they're neither cheap nor serviceable. They're expensive and godfuckingawful. Ghandi didn't intend to go on a hunger strike but it was either that or Hostess. He made the right call.

>>21399068 (OP)
krullers are great, middle right
but you forgot white icing cream long boys. I like when it erupts in my mouth

>>21399314
They sell these by the bucket at the pier

>>21399068 (OP)
>no apple fritters

>>21399068 (OP)
where's the old fashioned? where's the maple?

>>21399068 (OP)
You can literally not go wrong picking a favorite donut. It's carbs fried in oil and covered in sugar; that's basically a cheat code for stuff humans like. The rest is up to personal taste.

>>21399068 (OP)
>"These are the best donuts"
>Shows a picture of every different type of donut except one
Awesome. This is a great thread and not at all a waste of anyone's time. Terrific work, OP

>>21399251
Gluten-free from a specialty shop.

Not worth it. Give me a classic chocolate anyday.

you dunne gud opie, got all my favs plus some

>>21401245
What was your gluten free donut made of? Tapioca or almond flour? I can't imagine a brown rice or cauliflower based donut would be very appetizing.

>>21401084
Apple fritter? Strawberry iced? Blueberry cake? Whipped cream filled? Lemon jam filled? Lots of donuts aren't there

Jelly filled alone, has hundreds, between jam choices, or cream varieties etc, and then whether it's glazed, frosted, sugar dipped, or powdered. Your knowledge is low

test
>Doughnuts are usually deep fried from a flour dough, but other types of batters can also be used. Various toppings and flavors are used for different types, such as sugar, chocolate or maple glazing

>>21401741
>batter
that's a doughNOT

>>21399068 (OP)
Can eclairs hang out too?

>>21401764
Peenckaire

I enjoy the humble pon de ring.

>>21399068 (OP)
Sit down and be humble.

>>21402627
i am sitting down and listening to what you have to say. because that is what nobody ever did, apperantly

>>21402625
Is there a reason these are always shaped like teething rings?

>>21402627
That's cake not a dough nut

>>21400908
fritters are cakes not donuts

Doughnuts are fucking inedible. Deep fried dough with sugar, with more sugar on top, and with the cheapest sugar and oil filling. What the fuck. Literal poison.

>>21403758
Lol what shithole you from wang/enrikay/embaku/dhalsim

>>21402625
There's a mochiatsu like 5 min down the road from me but honestly these aren't that great. Really, really sugary, more like candy than a pastry. I'd rather go to the reading terminal market and get an apple fritter if parking my pick up there wasn't such a huge pain in the ass, nothing in the world can top a fritter from beilers at reading terminal.

>>21403448
I donut care.

>>21403909
Germany and fuck doughnuts.

I've made donuts before, I don't like the ones with filling. I like yested donuts with powdered sugar on top.

>>21404989
Why the would they have a hole?

>>21404992
Jesus Christ, I wasn't awake yet: why ELSE would they have a hole.