Thread 21399890

I'm neeting rn and i don't really have structured meals but here is what I ate today:
MORNING:
>2 grilled cheese
>4 mini pork pies
>1l grape soda
LUNCH
>pea soup
>4 sausages
AFTERNOON
>7 butter cookies
>7 mini cheese and pork burritos
>6 o,5l beers
might have another grilled cheese or an instant noodle soup after finishing my beer.
What did you eat today?

>3 liters of beer
the absolute unit

>MORNING
>>2 grilled cheese
>>4 mini pork pies
>>1l grape soda
>LUNCH
>>pea soup
>>4 sausages
>AFTERNOON
>>7 butter cookies
>>7 mini cheese and pork burritos
>>6 o,5l beers

>>21399896
i can get 5l in the good ol gutter np

>>21399890 (OP)
mmboy are you fat

>>21399901
>>MORNING
>>>2 grilled cheese
>>>4 mini pork pies
>>>1l grape soda
>>LUNCH
>>>pea soup
>>>4 sausages
>>AFTERNOON
>>>7 butter cookies
>>>7 mini cheese and pork burritos
>>>6 o,5l beers
who are you quoting

>>21399915
120kg

>>21399890 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of food for the average American I would say?

>>21399890 (OP)
I don’t eat breakfast.
Lunch was bacon fajita bean rice cheese burrito the fuckers forgot my beans though.
Double cheeseburger from McD for a snackie and now I’m gonna get hammered drunk and prolly shit my bed again.

>>21399941
damn i only piss myself when i get really drunk, gotta step up my game

Liter of black tea
leftover chicken fajita fixings to make a quesadilla
whisky coke
gonna swing by the butcher in the next 30 minutes and grab dinner, feeling like something fried so might get the premade pork schnitzel with some roasted veggies.

>>21399957
god pork schnitzel is so good, made some myself one time and ate so many i thought i was getting a heart attack

>>21399890 (OP)
>NEET and eating 3 meals a day
you about to get reeeaaal fat
i'm NEETish (wfh) and I only eat 2 meals and am starting to balloon up

Yesterday, it was
>cherry pastry and milkcoffee for breakfast
>I'm honestly struggling to remember what I had for lunch so I think I probably skipped it and didn't notice
>some apricots in the early evening/late afternoon
>paneer and pickle curry with peas, eggplant curry and beetroot curry, all had with sesame bread I got for 9¢ per roll for dinner
Today so far
>chocolate biscuits and milkcoffee at breakfast
>fake salade niçoise (because I used a tin of filet mackerel instead of tuna) for lunch
>a mango a short while ago
>cooking vegetable soup with chicken-and-prosciutto tortellini for dinner later because wife is sick of bibimmyeon
Tomorrow, I'm planning to have
>ham and eggs for breakfast with strawberry smoothie
>some "Chinese soul food" for lunch someone in the Philly thread recommended because I have an appointment in the area
>whatever the missus does with paneer tomorrow night, idfk

>>21399984
Remembered yesterday's lunch: instant noodles with yu choi.

Breakfast
Protein shake poured into my oatmeal.

Lunch
Bread and butter, w/ water.

Din dins
Protein shake.

All you gotta do is make sure each meal tastes differently, and you can eat the same shit every single day w/ (shorthand for "wif") no problems.

>>21399980
today was actually a very trashy eating day, usually i eat a bunch of meat and vegetables and some carbs (rice or buckwheat) im already fat but i carry it well because im tall + i have some muscle

>>21399984
i dont know half of this fag food

>>21399890 (OP)
morning:
>either 2 eggs on toast with taco sauce
>or leftovers (not to exceed 500 calories).
lunch:
>roast beef and lettuce sandwich (500 cal)
>or something else (500 cal).
Dinner:
>anything that does not exceed 1000 cal.

>>21399955
If you drink enough liquor and eat a big shitty meal right before passing out you can make bro I believe in you we all believe in you

half a watermelon
1 lb of strawberries
1 mango
1 nectarine

>>21399890 (OP)
MORNING
>2 hard boiled eggs
>thermos of tea
>2 digestives
LUNCH
>tupperware container of rice with bolognese sauce
>thermos of tea
>2 digestives
DINNER
>Penne pasta with bolognese sauce and 2 pork chops
>2 Guinness'
EVENING SNACK
>3 peanut butter toasted bread slices
>Thermos of tea
>2 digestives

Definitely saving money but the tea will completely rot my brain with flouride.

>>21399890 (OP)
>MORNING
one granola bar and some juice
>LUNCH
whatever fast food is in the area that day. Today was chic fil a
>DINNER
often fast food since i have nothing at home to cook. But this week i do so im making a steak quesadilla with a side of chips and queso and a nice beer.

Today I ate nothing.
Yesterday I ate 3 pounds of grilled wings with some home made ranch - nothing else.

>>21400274
We've all been there. I ate half the Easter lamb's leg to myself, much to my wife's annoyance.

>>21399890 (OP)
Breakfast:
Coffee
1 piece of sourdough toast with jam (strawberry or blueberry)
Lunch:
Small yoghurt, one egg on toast, porridge, sometimes a sandwich
Dinner:
Bolognese, curry doria, fish with vegetables, chicken/tuna pasta. Sometimes take out but maximum once a week.

>>21400278
Yeah, I've done that alos. Easter lamb rulz.

morning meal today was a mushroom and marscapone grilled sandwich.. didn't really eat lunch. a handful of seaweed rice crackers and a couple of sweet ricecakes. dinner was fried rice. had an apple, couple strawberries, chocolate cookie and some sweet ricecakes at night.

>>21399890 (OP)
usually two meals and one or two small snacks
>breakfast
varies, either bacon & eggs or leftovers
>snack (optional)
usually a bit of chocolate or a pastry
>dinner
varies
>snack
usually some fruit and a granola bar
I try to keep it under 2000 calories

Breakfast
>2oz shelled Peanuts
>8oz whole milk
Lunch
>Crackers and cheese, about 12 crackers and 6 pieces of cheese
Dinner
>2 Grilled Chicken sandwiches (buffalo)
>handfull of carrots
>blueberries & strawberries until im full

Ill switch up a lighter dinner for a heavier lunch if my coworkers want to go out somewhere.

Activated almonds with kale and emu meatballs

Kill yourselves, stupid faggot frog posters.

>>21400422
No.

>morning
3 eggs, either 1 cup of grits or 1 cup of overnight oats with fixens
>lunch
either PBJ, veggies, and cheese
or leftovers
or protein meal shake
>dinner
3 bowls of Chanko Nabe with rice or noodles

>>21399916
Quasimodo, he predicted all of this

>>21399995
sounds like a more practical version of my diet
breakfast 5:30
>coffee
lunch 10:15
>donut
dinner 19:30
>raw beef
>salt
>plain boiled buckwheat
drink about 3L of water throughout the day. i get sad when i think about how quickly i'd die without food

>>21399890 (OP)
>lunch: either leftovers or a salami sandwich with some cheese and pepperoni and nuts in a bowl and a glass of milk
>Dinner: there’s like 30 different meals I make for dinner and I’m not listing them all here

>morning
5 hour energy
>Lunch
Apples & pb, some cheez-its
>snack
5 hour energy
>dinner
Chicken hibachi from Japan place

>breakfast
2 hard boiled eggs
a can of sardines in water
28 light salted almonds
one of those palm sized cheese wheels that come in a wax shell with pull tabs
>lunch
two chicken thighs
a half can of peas/corn/green beans
milk
>dinner
beef/fish
baked potato
cup of protein yogurt

>>21399890 (OP)
>>1l grape soda
>>7 butter cookies
OP, please watch your sugar intake.
To answer your question: I'm trying to achieve my goal of looking like a starvation victim so I eat one meal a day. Today I had fries.

>>21399890 (OP)
breakfast was a bagel with some salmon cream cheese spread(homemade), and a large glass of whole milk
For lunch I had leftovers, which is what I almost always eat for lunch, that consisted of homemade tikka masala over rice cooked in tumeric and chicken, with bread cheese instead of paneer
also ate a piece of naan with butter and some sauteed spinach
I didn't have a pre-workout snack, which is unusual
Dinner was pasta "carbonara" but with pancetta instead of guanciale, and parmesan reggiano instead of pecorino, roasted brussel sprouts for a side vegetable
Also drank probably 120floz of water throughout the day
Tomorrow morning I am having a protein shake for breakfast, in which I put whey protein powder, whole milk, brone broth collagen powder, frozen banana, peanut butter, and cacao. I used to put this greens and mushroom mycelium product in my shakes but the company I bought that product from stopped carrying it

Neeting for the next three weeks before I move. Kind of a shitty transition period in my life.

Breakfast:
Cereal w milk (cinnacrunch)

Lunch:
Multigrain crackers w brie

Dinner:
Ham and cheese sandwich w mustard and mayo
Protein shake

Probably the saddest day of food in the last few weeks but tomorrow I’m going to my dads to grill some bratwurst for Father’s Day

>>21399890 (OP)
So far

>breakfast pizza + energy drink
>2 cigs and a zyn while working
>A beer and one frozen pizza
>2 jack and cokes
headed out to woodmans for some snacks right now. Want to see if 5they have a fruit I have never tried before

>>21399890 (OP)
skip the beer and the sugar sodas and you'll cut your weight in half

>>21399896
Only like 9 beers tbf

>>21400856
classic construction worker diet

>>21399890 (OP)
so far:

breakfast:
bowl of bran flakes with almond milk (shut up it lasts longer in the fridge)
monster energy

lunch:
turkey wrap
last sips of monster

>>21399890 (OP)
i have eaten nothing but take out and fast food for a week, i see the tomatoes at the store and cry

>>21399890 (OP)
>breakfast
coffee
>lunch
white monster
>dinner
6 eggs and 6 miller lite tallboys

pack of camels spread throughout the day.

>>21399890 (OP)
This diet could scarcely satiate even the most petite groyper