Thread 21400798

do you agree

>>21400798 (OP)
yea generally.

>>21400798 (OP)
No.
A ketchup and butter sandwich? That's disgusting. The other ones mostly suck too, and it's a dumb format

>>21400798 (OP)
why is tuna the only one to get any veggies

this sucks

>>21400822
pickles is a vegetable

>>21400829
I guess.
the chart still sucks.

>>21400798 (OP)
Camembert and figs, a classic

>>21400798 (OP)
I don't understand how to read the chart. Every way I try to interpret it is nonsense

>>21400798 (OP)
>just ketchup and butter
That's a struggle meal. That's a step above putting popcorn seasoning on bread (like I did once, just to try the seasoning).

why the fuck would you start a sandwich with the top piece of bread???

>>21400913
This should just be a picture of me and your mom

>>21400798 (OP)
Tuna, honey, figs, and nuts need to be removed.

What a fucking mess. It's like 4 sandwiches.

>>21400798 (OP)
No, I don't. Cooking should be taught deductively. A "what makes a good sandwich" chart would be better.

>>21400798 (OP)
>camembert cheese tree
missing jam of some kind. apricot or blackberry, something tart. common pairing was brie/fig/jam. Apples or pears sub in well for figs
>comte cheese tree
there's a lot more to a monte cristo than just sliced cheese & prosciutto, 0/10 for being vague as all fuck
>sliced ham tree
there's virtually no difference between this and the comte cheese tree. Either way you get a ham & cheese sandwich. Yo might as well combine both these branches of the flow chart to make a decently better result
>top bread>ketchup>butter>lower bread
poor hands made this
>sausage & pickle is missing cheese at the least. could use a nice spread too
>tuna salad trees
unless 'tomato & salad' includes literally all possible vegetables, this is missing so many things. Including but not limited to nor requiring all of the following: celery, dill, onion (any but yellow), apple, grapes, olives, pickles (relish) should circle back to walnuts at some point too
>not one of these included mustard
>relegated mayo, olive oil, cheese and veggies to specific tree instead of being near universal
>no help with bread variety
>missed the best finger sandwiches like cucumber/cream cheese or tomato/mayo

This is fucking pathetic OP. I don't agree, only because it misses so widely at what a sandwich is and isn't limited to it makes me angry

>>21401109
implying I'd ever waste my seed in a whore like your mom

>>21400798 (OP)
genuinely terrible chart, I hope this is some kind of weird joke although it's not really funny either

>>21400798 (OP)
>ketchup and butter sandwich

>>21400798 (OP)
without zooming in i thought this was a food related trolley problem

>>21400913
those are some succulent knockers if I do say so myself. I'd rather just have those.

>>21400798 (OP)
>>21400913
>>21401195
what manner of deranged sexual fetish is this

>>21400798 (OP)
What's the difference between Bayonne Ham and Taylor Ham?

>>21400913
why the tits

>>21401469
Weird monster that is a motherly sexual partner with huge tits. As far as fetishes go, this one is mild and doesn't hurt anyone.

>>21401527
there's something stomach churning about the authors inability to keep his weird fetish characters out of his cooking infographics. I can only blame the Internet for normalizing such debauched behavior

>>21401533
the worst part is they're not even good cooking infographics. they're unhelpful at best, and downright awful at worst. so it kind of feels like it's all just part of the fetish.

>ketchup
whattafuckman

>>21400802
>mayo with tuna
im not from the fucking midwest where my palette is fucked
t. (hot) sauce drinker

I think the deranged schizo who drew this is french, and I'm just a tiny bit less happy now that I'm aware of this schizo's existence.

>>21400798 (OP)
ketchup and butter sandwich, yum