post only the finest of worldwide cooking

>$500 if you eat the whole thing without vomiting

would you do it?

>>21427197
shieeeed looks delicious

>>21427189 (OP)

>>21427224
>oh no no no no no
>NOT OFF THE TOP ROPE

>>21427194
*blocks your path*

>>21427224
What exactly was the plan here? He doesn't look like he slipped, so this must have been intentional. Is it a skit?

>>21427279
>Is it a skit?
yes, he's a youtuber or podcaster or something

I didn't open any of your vertical videos today.

>>21427265
>not eating the stem
What's wrong with people? The same kinda deranged shit like not eating the whole pear or kiwi.

>>21427306
waah?

>>21427192
this is just chuck e cheese but for adults (with more money than sense)

>>21427197
what the FUCK am I looking at

>>21427301
>eating weeds
youre the deranged one

>>21427328
peak Pakistani cuisine

>>21427319
You gotta respect the restaurant's hustle though.

>>21427339
true, and I'm sure the food is good and all but I bet she spent 400+ dollars on that one trip.

>>21427349
The bill is in the video. The golden steak alone was $380.

>>21427197
Vile.

>>21427349
"She" didn't spend anything. Some retarded Tyrone saying "dis how we do it, we gon to da cookout" paid, thinking he is a rich rapper.

>>21427194
why do they remove the core after it's fried instead of before?

>>21427370
Because then it would fall apart in the oil.

>>21427192
>>21427369
100% it was some old white boomer thinking he was gonna get a good taste of that dark meat. But at the end of the date she just gave him a kiss on the cheek and a "Thanks hun, when you gonna take me out again??"

jars fear me

>>21427446
Are blacks too weak to open bottles and jars?

>>21427383
LOL, cope, Tyrone. White people with money have more taste than to go to a gaudy establishment like that. That's 100% blacktivities.

>>21427370

>>21427472
lol Okay. Walk into any strip club on a weekday, any time, and I promise you it's 99% white dudes. Old white boomers are the ones throwing away exorbitant amounts of money on women for this dumb shit.

>>21427446
>>21427460
Sadly this guy only has one arm.

>>21427367
i should call them

>>21427333
>Pakistani
Everyone knows the truth, saar. Good morning to you.

>>21427197
I seriously wonder if this is just a joke, literally

>>21427189 (OP)
do ja/ck/ webms still get deleted?

>>21427367
>never gotten a a blue shiny hot dog
fuck ive failed.

>>21427586
what's the punchline?

>>21427602
e. colli

>>21427553
Explain yourself

>>21427204
is that here real mouth? or a filter?

>>21427265
an egg slicer does the same thing.

>>21427496
I guess that one arm has two hands on it.

>>21427624
shes probably just greek

>>21427197
SHELL

>>21427618
3 mcniggets instead of foh

>>21427851
>eats naptha

>>21427199
You know the Oreo is just included so the bugs which invariably end up in there don't stand out visually.

>>21427542
>His own personal failure to distinguish is now the poster's problem.
>B..But you're all the same to me.. ehehe
SHUT THE FICK UP.

>>21427295
I'm on board with this. I never open them. And I'm not missing anything of quality.

>>21427339
No I don't.

>>21427295
More more non-vertical videos then fagmo, bonus points if it’s not /an/ slop

>>21427460
Thus saith the data.

>>21427936
Why isn't America on this chart?

>>21427961
There are several American countries on the chart, both South and North.

>>21427199
>puts it in a blender
>stabs it

>>21427974
There is only one America as you well know, you piece of shit

>>21427851
>bic lighter
wtf. experienced ruined. won't be tipping

>>21427313
One would have sufficed

>>21427204
>>21427624
Built for teabagging

>>21427961
Fat hands didn't fit in the machine

>>21427265
women love to buy useless crap

>>21427197
>yeah touching the egg is pretty ba-
>

>>21427367
the glizzynator

>>21427625
Wait until you hear about knives

>>21427192
I thought it would cost more

>>21427446
grip strength gods..

>>21428239
those are real? thought they were just something in the movies

>>21427301
Personally when I'm going to wolf down a punnet, I grab the strawbs and bite off the stems one by one, holding them all in my mouth. Then I spew them forth into the bin.

>>21427850
kino

>>21428030
also why isn't Europe on it?

>>21428268
poland is there tho

Why is he using his hand, the ladle is right there...

>>21427192
>steak has no intramuscular fat
Not wagyu

>>21428276
hes being funny. dont you see the smile

>>21428276
Hand salt is part of the flavor saaar

>>21428281
what kind of dumbass tries to flip a crepe? if I were filming that I'd have bent that pan over his empty skull.

>>21428307
ook ook

>>21428307
>wasted food and clogged a sink over a little blaze
Nigger

>>21428307
I thought ishowspeed was supposed to be one of the smart ones?

>>21428314
he also ruined his floor with 400 degree oil

>>21428319
*his landlords floor

>>21427446
the premade alfredo sauce is the most offensive part of this video

>>21428313
You can't flip one? He had a shitty pan and the handle broke.

>>21428390
>>21428395
>>21428307

Why don't they EVER know to just cover it with a towel? No mess at all. That first guy almost had it but then he soaked it and left it in the sink. None of these fiery explosions are necessary at all. What are they even doing leaving shallow pots of oil on full fucking blast anyway?
Someone must have some outdoor deep fried turkey footage.

>>21428307
>>21428390
>>21428395
i don't understand why people don't at least have a fire extinguisher in their kitchen. i have one in every room, 2 in the kitchen, and 3 in my car

just note there are difference types of fire extinguishers. you need a class k for grease fires and a class b for automotive/petrol fires

>>21428156
does he know he's fat?

>>21428307
How do nogs fuck this up? Is the oil too hot, are they throwing in too hard, what?

>>21428578
They're heating the oil at full blast with a fucking LID ON. It gets all the way to it's ignition heat because of that and as soon as they take the lid off they introduce oxygen, causing a giant fireball. They're honestly fucking up something you learn in elementary school fire safety

>>21428610
they ain't finna listen to no cracka tell em to change they smoke detector batteries and sheit

>>21428409
nigga, you only need a single ABC in any one location for personal use. K is a meme, it's basically B+ that's only needed for industrial installed systems when there's potential for a MASSIVE grease/oil fire

>>>/wsg/5907769

>>21427653
what do the numbers convey?

>>21428870
>7+7+7=21
>1 and 2 on hands

>>21427492
white boomers arent blowing their money to show off

>>21427935
>/an/ slop
Shut your whore mouth

>>21427367
N'avi sausages

>>21427542
They're all the same

>>21428670
>this better not be another dumpling with crabs in it - oh goddamn it this is the fourth time this month

>>21427189 (OP)
The stir-stick is right there, why didn't he use it?

>>21428409
You have a fire extinguisher in the bathroom?

>>21428991
I knew a girl in middle school that set fire to her toilet. You can never be too prepared.

>>21428395
He should have just put the lid back on, then pull the pot off the hot plate.

>>21427197
No fucking money on earth could make me eat this shit man. Food poisoning is no joke.

>>21427542
Both are the same
>but the different religions saar
both are the same. So is bangledesh.

>>21427367
mmm microplastics

>>21428229
kek

>>21428670
not this time anon

>>21428405
>outdoor deep fried turkey footage
https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/5736381/
I actually made that thread, but have since lost the webm, and view same isn't showing it in the archives.
I probably got it from /b/.

>>21427367

>>21427850
>>21427851
>>21427853
Unbelievable wankery

>>21428405
>Someone must have some outdoor deep fried turkey footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVixbf-bubs

>>21429325
>10 kids
Guess she makes an echo whenever she walks.

>>21429310
>pistachios in snot and semen
who will even buy this

>>21429325
>a metric fuckload of carbs and sugar
I'm sure she thinks those handful of celery sticks completely cancels it out

>>21428991
Yeah I love hot food

>>21429325
Poor kids never had a chance

>>21428670
Why do they bake in the live crabs?

>>21429373
Neither carbs nor sugar is the problem here. I lost weight while eating a lot of both.
There's just something about hyper processed slop that makes you fat.

>>21429356
>>21429325
One of the kids is named Dayshawn so she's probably some mega Christian rube who adopts children like stray cats.

>>21429417
>eating off those ads

Which are
>delivered uncovered on pallets
>thrown by hand onto the floor of a random post office where they sit for a day or two
>before being thrown into a cart (never cleaned)
>then thrown in the back of a mail truck (interior not cleaned)
>then stuffed in a carriers mail sack (uncleaned)
>and finally stuffed, after touching a hundred different surfaces and packages by a mailman's unwashed hand into an uncleaned mailbox

And none of that is hyperbole

It would be cleaner to eat off the ground

>>21429479
why dem wyppo dey don season dey advertisements tho?

>>21428307
Fucking idiot

>>21429479
What if he washed them

>>21428995
Flush it?
I have a showerhead that can be taken off the wall and a long enough hose that I can hose down the whole bathroom. Convenient for cleaning if you remember to remove TP and towels etc. first.

>>21427446
I bought my mom a strap wrench for opening tough jars/bottles.

>>21429479
You forgot the part about the ink seeping into the food.
There's a reason chippies use food grade paper made to look like newspaper instead of the real thing.

>>21429532
I dont see any with chicken on them

>>21429325
>Dayshawn
All of a sudden everything becomes clear

>>21428991
especially the bathroom

>>21429325
no shot this is real. it's too over the top. could've cut out the Doritos and cream pies and it would've been believable

>>21427853
>>21427851
>>21427850
Food as art has to be the most ignorant and dumbest shit I have ever seen in cooking.

>>21428390
Why is his head so big? He looks like a cartoon character.

Everytime LOL

>>21429602
anon...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TpRhsYZ5hTw

>>21429629
so it's a meme? I thought so. fake

>>21429629
>Those comments
Jesus Christ

>>21429629
>shorts

>>21427265
*You're. Fucking moran.

>>21429629
>>21429642
oh wait my bad I didn't realize this was the same creator.
regardless it's probably misleading. I doubt this is a typical lunch. more likely it's for a special day out, or she is just doing this for a video.

>>21428870
They're letters. I and Z. The 9th and 26th letter of the Alphabet. Combined they come to 33 which is one third of 100. 100 is C in Roman numerals which is the third letter of the alphabet. 3 divided by 3 is 1, which is how many arms that guy has. It's a very clever little joke, much funnier if it doesn't have to be explained.

>>21429603
>>21429338
Based.

>>21428979
imagine confusing a flavour stick with stir stick lmao

>>21427301
hard agree, people think it's weird though.

>>21427935
>/an/ slop
they have the most consistently high quality webm threads on this website anon

>>21428313
everyone flips crêpes anon, it's fun and easy

>>21427624
What she's got going on is being able to devour my fat 8' like it was a twinkie, would gladly skull

>>21429702
i wonder how long it took to get that good

>>21429325
Did you really have to show us you putting each individual lid on the containers?

>>21429423
Because killing them would be cruel.

>>21429479
>Oh no not the invisible germs that won't harm me!
Stop being such a little bitch.

>>21429753
>tfw accidentally got ghost pepper sauce on my face

>>21428307
Classic.

>>21428307
>pours burning hot oil down the sink
not my problem

>>21429702
>toes up

bless her heart

>>21429417
>>21429479
its better with sound, his daughter says
>we going to mcdonalds

>>21429702
>tattoo
intothetrash

>>21429479
but the mail dust is what gives it flavor

>>21429747
I should call her

>>21429749
someone should tell her she's eating the bread wrong

>>21429110
So you still don't have anything to add. Thanks for nothing.

>>21427367
Shitting after week long constipy

>>21429980
i'm sure she cares

>>21429652
Very cute. Correcting someone for not being wrong.
inb4 new
It's not funny and it never will be. Grow up, incel.

>>21428390
Fun fact the hood caught on fire and they have this plastic material inside that releases this extremely toxic black smoke that's what we saw by the end
If your kitchen exhaust catches on fire just run away and call the fire fighters nigga you aren't fixing it it's not worth loosing your life

>>21429537
Sauce?

>>21429846
I love the swishy hand moves he does after putting the lid on and backing up.

>>21430197
>loosing your life

FFS, retard.

>>21428314
Anon you can't use that word here! D:

>>21427961
It is Canada is right there on the right. Maybe you should learn to read

>>21429325
What's the point in giving the kids insulated bags for their food if you're just going to throw a bunch of cold food in with the warm pizza rolls?
Also, stop breeding, ffs

>>21429558
What ever happened to Andrew Tate?

>>21428390
>stove catches on fire
>start clapping
Americans, folks

>>21429365
Its obviously poured out onto a table and turned into a candy/chocolate brittle. No one can eat molting sugar

>>21429616
I think it's just the fact his body is extremely tiny. I mean look at his arms.

>>21429453
Yep, she basically neglects her adopted kids for internet points

>>21427851
>seam
grim

>>21427319
That would be Dave & Buster's tardo, do you see any arcade or carnival games in that video?

>>21429479
the ink of the paper kills the bacteria

>>21430363
who cares

>>21430659
I've never seen that many garloids before. poor things

>>21430687
It's fine. My dad told me garloids can't feel pain.

>>21429747
I should go into her room

>>21429702
that weird tentacle arm is so hot

>>21428178
This

>>21427853
These look like shitty 80s wall art.

>>21430848
so, uh, how do they get the meat on the stick?

>>21428278
You obviously don't know what you're talking about.
Wagyu (和牛) merely means "Japanese beef", it doesn't need to be from the diseased breed that has fat in their muscles.

>>21430659
>industrial farmed garloids

>>21429356
>>21429453
>>21429572
>>21429602
>>21430239
She's a foster parent, the kids are not adopted, they're temporarily in her home, that's her job.
They get paid by the child, so those that get a foster home license get as many of them as they can to make more money. They're almost always neglected, mistreated, and in this case, malnourished.

>>21430848
How are you supposed to eat that stuff without spilling everywhere and dirtying your hands? Don't they know the concept of a sandwich?

They really are inferior people.

>>21428239
I need a license for that

>>21428991
Electric shower head.

>>21429702
Hiw do I find an armless wife?

>>21429479
>delivered uncovered on pallets
i dont disagree with your sentiment but those ads come on pallets wrapped in plastic, but then every dirty thing imaginable happens to them afterwards, i have never worked an indoor job dirtier than a usps plant

>>21429417
Plates exist, have done for actual fucking centuries, plates, why in the name of god are they not using plates

>>21429603
You are poor.
I bet you don't understand sports cars or choosing to drive stick shift either...

>>21428178
100%
Atmosphere fake.
Experience ruined.

>>21430848
Wow the workers are wearing gloves and the place looks very clean. India street food vendors some take some notes.

>>21431167
>India street food vendors some take some notes.
that's all they use toilet paper for

>>21428610
No. Retard. He's adding frozen tator tots that have ice(water) crystals on it.
Throwing water into hot oil causes it to boil over, spilling oil onto heating element.

>>21427853
thanks for sharing these techniques

>>21429702
footfags... we eatin good tonight...

>>21430687
That's because they are garleans and harvested early, but they are clearly professionals since they know to fan them down.

>>21430848
now THIS wtf im talm bout

>>21430848
That's actually surprisingly restrained and appetizing-looking as far as Mexican street food goes

>>21430861
They grow the animal around it.

>>21431167
>Wow the workers are wearing gloves and the place looks very clean. India street food vendors some take some notes.
YIKES! Racism is not okay, and is very problematic.

>>21427306
Kino

>>21431170
I deep fry with frozen fries all the time and have never set a fire retard. The common factor in all of these videos is the LID on the pan. It either explodes as soon as they take it off or the oil is literally boiling before they put the fries in because the lid was on. Fry oil shouldn't be fucking SMOKING

Any zoomers in here who haven't fried: NEVER PUT A LID ON THE OIL WHILE IT HEARS OR AFTER

>>21431598
I like to imagine he is shackled where he sits as some ironic punishment for his gluttony where he must cook food for others but never be able to eat it.

>>21431598
Where is he pulling those patties from...

>>21427197
HE HAS A SPATULA
JUST USE IT

>>21427510
Kek. She will take you back don't worry.

>>21427590
Probably. Jannies hate fun. Post anyways

>>21428670
Now do one with baby spiders

>>21429325
this is literal child abuse btw, those kids will grow stupid, weak, fat and short because of such nutrition

>>21428409
I have a fire extinguisher but there's no way I'm spraying white foam all over my kitchen unless my cabinets are on fire

>>21429428
I lost 60lbs eating processed slop by cutting out sugar and carbs. literally just swapped out fast food buns with these. it's almost like different stuff works for different people

>>21429348

>>21431766
It's actually not as bad as you think to clean, so long as you don't go full retard and empty the can. I've had to put out two of moms grease fires as a teen.

>>21427328
>>21427362
>>21427586
>>21428235
>>21429070

you fail to understand the caste system mentallity, even in afterlife they are still trapped, and they are never alone, you are never alone, there is always right there besides your,

>>21428381
not good? i was honetly thinkin in getting one

>>21430196
Go back to Reddir

>>21430203
Sweden.

>>21431241
Are you being serious, I honestly can't tell?

>>21431639
what's the white thing they drop on top of the meat?

>>21431895
>he doesnt know about the canned beef marshmallow

>>21429325
>Dayshawn
>Bodhi
Some of them got the short end of the stick with names.

>>21431185
lmao

>>21429702
Reminds me of that asian chick with no arms who uses chopsticks with her toes to eat crawfish

>>21431768
Is it true that keto gives you a fabulous gay ass?

>>21431603
It's India, he sat there so long his legs no longer work

**TRIBAL NOISES**

>>21431385
Those aren't chickens...
Guinea Pigs?

>>21432144
>bugs
This could have been kino.

>>21429558
It's hilarious, dude got busted thanks to a pizza delivery place. He'd be in much less hot water if he could cook for himself, or had any life skills beyond grifting dumb incels for cash.

>>21430848
I would go absolutely savage on a plate of those, fuck that looks delicious.

>>21430848
Way too much sauce but otherwise that looks delicious

>>21428156
Agustus! Save some room for later!

>>21429325
Bree and Carlee are going to be BIG girls.

>>21430526
The heat from the food cooks the paper

>>21427192
I legitimately can't tell if your just fucking with me or not

>>21427370
The core functions as a handle and holds the onion together until the batter is solid enough to act as the glue

>>21427197
Activated carbon is good for you thoughbeit

>>21427224
>BAH GAAAAWD THAT PIZZA IS SHATTERED!

>>21427306
I kneel, chinaman

>>21428991
>he's never had a fiery shit after taco tuesday
rookie

>>21428670
How the fuck

>>21431895
My guess is salt. I’ve never canned beef, but canning fish requires a good amount of salt.

>>21431598
How is it India is poor but so many poor and working class people are overweight? Do they just fill up on sweets, fried food, and starches around the clock?

>>21429747
me when i was transported into the mlp world

>>21432526
there are still people so poor they can't afford much food but the amount of that is shrinking so what we consider poor is changing

>>21432540
I hate that I can kind of visualize what this would taste like.

>>21432545
>so what we consider poor is changing
So more like an "industrialized" country where being fat is a sign of being poor: you eat cheap unhealthy food and don't work.

>>21430203
The kitchen at IKEA headquarters

>>21430659
I just realized most Westerners who aren't Garloid Farmers don't know that the protruding Garloid Bone (technically, it's an antler) is a sign that they're mature enough for eating

>>21431895
It's probably a preservative like sodium nitrate. it will dissolve into the corned beef over time

>>21432161
Cornish Game Hens most likely.

>>21427197
>purest oil in pakistan

>>21432161
They are poultry, but look too small to be chickens.

>>21432540
We've been watching these same webms for years now
Care to drop some new stuff my man?

>>21427446
are jars getting put on tighter over the last couple years or soybros is my strength waning

>>21432549
>visualize
>taste

>>21431895
Its the pre-portioned mixture of preservatives, salt, sugar, and other dry ingredients that goes into solution when the meat releases water during the pressure cooking and sterilization phase. I didn't realize just how manual and batch-made this canning process is.

>>21430687
>>21430706
>>21430897

This is so stupid. There's no such thing.

>>21432125
A just punishment then.

>>21431895
silica gel packet, to keep the moisture out

>>21427189 (OP)
the rolling of the wood flavours the slop

>>21427194
>deep fried food soaked in oil straight onto plastic

>>21429753
why do they chew so fast

>>21432649
imagine being this new

>>21427192
My life isn't complete if my poop doesn't have gold glitter in it. This is the same shit like that liqueur with tiny flecks of gold-foil in it. I prefer my gold on my PCBs, thank you.

>>21429702
I bet 100 bucks that her husband has a secret foot fetish.

>>21427189 (OP)
>nearly 300 replies
>not a single ja/ck/ webm
>the king STILL hasn't been posted
Nu /ck/ sucks

>>21427853
>1:02 - 1:19
WTF is that?!?
You'd achieve the same if you just poured it, or do they leave the plastic film(?) on the glass?

>>21432951
I think they cut out the bit where they remove the film and because the chocolate hardened it leaves the chocolate suspended in the air

>>21432953
Ah. Still dumb, but it explains the extra steps.

>>21428307
>lid is ready in his hand
Bro knew, but panicked and forgot.

>>21429537
Holy fuck that amount of salt is the reason I rarely eat out; it tastes good because they don't care about your health.

>>21432976
Salt and fat aren't even bad for you

>>21432976
>what is scaling the recipe

>>21432943
>the thread is not filled to the brim with stuff that gets reposted every other thread
Good.

>>21432981
This your diet?

>>21432993
That's honestly a better meal than a soda or anything packed with sugar

>>21432993
What is that? Fries and sausage?

>>21433059
I'm thinking meatballs, but it's hard too say. Yellow stuff is probably beans.

>>21432965
That looks like it would be incredibly delicious and have great texture. I would love to eat it

>>21433059
Salchipapa.

>>21433059
>>21433069
These my friends are fritas do marechal. The yellow stuff is fries, and the sausages are linguiça calabresa.

>>21432918
That husband? Tarantino.

>>21432649
Autistic retard.

>>21432976
>sausages use 2% weight
>these meatballs use like 0.5% IF that
>anon: WOWZER!!

>>21430732
kek

>>21429760
kebab pizza really isnt that bad but banana curry pizza really is

>>21431598
why does he use his hands, does it help?

>>21429325
Grim

>>21432526
fried food does that to you.

>>21432976
bro just drink more water

>>21427446
kek that filename is pretty good

>>21430848
that looks fucking delicious

>>21431895
I'm no engineer so the answer might be obvious, but how come they don't automate the whole process instead of keeping a few employees on for specific tasks? Like for example the stuffing of the meat in the cans seems like it could be done by a machine as well.

>>21432943
unlike the jack webms I actually like seeing the egg guys every thread

>>21434200
how does he get in there?

>>21434360
the next stall just has a baby in it, they grow to fit their cage like crocodiles

>>21430848
This one is fine actually

>>21427367
I had a great uncle who was a meat inspector, who refused to eat hot dogs.
I think about that, sometimes.

>>21427367
"We're producing those nuclear missiles like sausages." -Nikita Khrushchev

>>21428670
Sweet, a nightmare made flesh!