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Anonymous No.21427189 >>21427224 >>21427590 >>21428979 >>21432811 >>21432943
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post only the finest of worldwide cooking
Anonymous No.21427192 >>21427319 >>21427383 >>21428240 >>21428278 >>21432447 >>21432916
Anonymous No.21427194 >>21427265 >>21427370 >>21432813
Anonymous No.21427197 >>21427199 >>21427328 >>21427362 >>21427586 >>21427875 >>21428235 >>21429070 >>21431728 >>21432450 >>21432592
>$500 if you eat the whole thing without vomiting

would you do it?
Anonymous No.21427199 >>21427882 >>21427983
>>21427197
shieeeed looks delicious
Anonymous No.21427204 >>21427624 >>21428223
Anonymous No.21427224 >>21427260 >>21427279 >>21432455
>>21427189 (OP)
Anonymous No.21427260
>>21427224
>oh no no no no no
>NOT OFF THE TOP ROPE
Anonymous No.21427265 >>21427301 >>21427625 >>21428230 >>21429652
>>21427194
*blocks your path*
Anonymous No.21427279 >>21427285
>>21427224
What exactly was the plan here? He doesn't look like he slipped, so this must have been intentional. Is it a skit?
Anonymous No.21427285
>>21427279
>Is it a skit?
yes, he's a youtuber or podcaster or something
Anonymous No.21427295 >>21427889 >>21427935
I didn't open any of your vertical videos today.
Anonymous No.21427301 >>21427331 >>21428245 >>21429699
>>21427265
>not eating the stem
What's wrong with people? The same kinda deranged shit like not eating the whole pear or kiwi.
Anonymous No.21427306 >>21427310 >>21431586 >>21432458
Anonymous No.21427310
>>21427306
waah?
Anonymous No.21427313 >>21428215
Anonymous No.21427319 >>21427339 >>21430513
>>21427192
this is just chuck e cheese but for adults (with more money than sense)
Anonymous No.21427328 >>21427333 >>21431806
>>21427197
what the FUCK am I looking at
Anonymous No.21427331
>>21427301
>eating weeds
youre the deranged one
Anonymous No.21427333 >>21427542
>>21427328
peak Pakistani cuisine
Anonymous No.21427339 >>21427349 >>21427891
>>21427319
You gotta respect the restaurant's hustle though.
Anonymous No.21427349 >>21427361 >>21427369
>>21427339
true, and I'm sure the food is good and all but I bet she spent 400+ dollars on that one trip.
Anonymous No.21427361
>>21427349
The bill is in the video. The golden steak alone was $380.
Anonymous No.21427362 >>21431806
>>21427197
Vile.
Anonymous No.21427367 >>21427510 >>21427594 >>21428238 >>21428910 >>21429085 >>21429158 >>21430172 >>21434933 >>21434944
Anonymous No.21427369 >>21427383
>>21427349
"She" didn't spend anything. Some retarded Tyrone saying "dis how we do it, we gon to da cookout" paid, thinking he is a rich rapper.
Anonymous No.21427370 >>21427379 >>21427480 >>21432447
>>21427194
why do they remove the core after it's fried instead of before?
Anonymous No.21427379
>>21427370
Because then it would fall apart in the oil.
Anonymous No.21427383 >>21427472
>>21427192
>>21427369
100% it was some old white boomer thinking he was gonna get a good taste of that dark meat. But at the end of the date she just gave him a kiss on the cheek and a "Thanks hun, when you gonna take me out again??"
Anonymous No.21427446 >>21427460 >>21427496 >>21428243 >>21428381 >>21429556 >>21432599 >>21434102
jars fear me
Anonymous No.21427460 >>21427496 >>21427936
>>21427446
Are blacks too weak to open bottles and jars?
Anonymous No.21427472 >>21427492
>>21427383
LOL, cope, Tyrone. White people with money have more taste than to go to a gaudy establishment like that. That's 100% blacktivities.
Anonymous No.21427480
>>21427370
Anonymous No.21427492 >>21428876
>>21427472
lol Okay. Walk into any strip club on a weekday, any time, and I promise you it's 99% white dudes. Old white boomers are the ones throwing away exorbitant amounts of money on women for this dumb shit.
Anonymous No.21427496 >>21427653
>>21427446
>>21427460
Sadly this guy only has one arm.
Anonymous No.21427510 >>21431733
>>21427367
i should call them
Anonymous No.21427542 >>21427884 >>21428962 >>21429079
>>21427333
>Pakistani
Everyone knows the truth, saar. Good morning to you.
Anonymous No.21427553 >>21427618
Anonymous No.21427586 >>21427602 >>21431806
>>21427197
I seriously wonder if this is just a joke, literally
Anonymous No.21427590 >>21431735
>>21427189 (OP)
do ja/ck/ webms still get deleted?
Anonymous No.21427594
>>21427367
>never gotten a a blue shiny hot dog
fuck ive failed.
Anonymous No.21427602 >>21427607
>>21427586
what's the punchline?
Anonymous No.21427607
>>21427602
e. colli
Anonymous No.21427618 >>21427876
>>21427553
Explain yourself
Anonymous No.21427624 >>21427673 >>21428223 >>21429717
>>21427204
is that here real mouth? or a filter?
Anonymous No.21427625 >>21428239
>>21427265
an egg slicer does the same thing.
Anonymous No.21427653 >>21428870
>>21427496
I guess that one arm has two hands on it.
Anonymous No.21427673
>>21427624
shes probably just greek
Anonymous No.21427850 >>21428255 >>21429338 >>21429603
Anonymous No.21427851 >>21427879 >>21428178 >>21429338 >>21429603 >>21430450
Anonymous No.21427853 >>21429338 >>21429603 >>21430780 >>21431178 >>21432951
Anonymous No.21427875
>>21427197
SHELL
Anonymous No.21427876
>>21427618
3 mcniggets instead of foh
Anonymous No.21427879
>>21427851
>eats naptha
Anonymous No.21427882
>>21427199
You know the Oreo is just included so the bugs which invariably end up in there don't stand out visually.
Anonymous No.21427884
>>21427542
>His own personal failure to distinguish is now the poster's problem.
>B..But you're all the same to me.. ehehe
SHUT THE FICK UP.
Anonymous No.21427889
>>21427295
I'm on board with this. I never open them. And I'm not missing anything of quality.
Anonymous No.21427891
>>21427339
No I don't.
Anonymous No.21427935 >>21428903 >>21429700
>>21427295
More more non-vertical videos then fagmo, bonus points if it’s not /an/ slop
Anonymous No.21427936 >>21427961
>>21427460
Thus saith the data.
Anonymous No.21427961 >>21427974 >>21428229 >>21430235
>>21427936
Why isn't America on this chart?
Anonymous No.21427974 >>21428030
>>21427961
There are several American countries on the chart, both South and North.
Anonymous No.21427983
>>21427199
>puts it in a blender
>stabs it
Anonymous No.21428030 >>21428268
>>21427974
There is only one America as you well know, you piece of shit
Anonymous No.21428156 >>21428410 >>21432329
Anonymous No.21428178 >>21430779 >>21431162
>>21427851
>bic lighter
wtf. experienced ruined. won't be tipping
Anonymous No.21428215
>>21427313
One would have sufficed
Anonymous No.21428223
>>21427204
>>21427624
Built for teabagging
Anonymous No.21428229 >>21429095
>>21427961
Fat hands didn't fit in the machine
Anonymous No.21428230
>>21427265
women love to buy useless crap
Anonymous No.21428235 >>21431806
>>21427197
>yeah touching the egg is pretty ba-
>
Anonymous No.21428238
>>21427367
the glizzynator
Anonymous No.21428239 >>21428244 >>21430931
>>21427625
Wait until you hear about knives
Anonymous No.21428240
>>21427192
I thought it would cost more
Anonymous No.21428243
>>21427446
grip strength gods..
Anonymous No.21428244
>>21428239
those are real? thought they were just something in the movies
Anonymous No.21428245
>>21427301
Personally when I'm going to wolf down a punnet, I grab the strawbs and bite off the stems one by one, holding them all in my mouth. Then I spew them forth into the bin.
Anonymous No.21428255
>>21427850
kino
Anonymous No.21428268 >>21428271
>>21428030
also why isn't Europe on it?
Anonymous No.21428271
>>21428268
poland is there tho
Anonymous No.21428276 >>21428279 >>21428309
Why is he using his hand, the ladle is right there...
Anonymous No.21428278 >>21430884
>>21427192
>steak has no intramuscular fat
Not wagyu
Anonymous No.21428279
>>21428276
hes being funny. dont you see the smile
Anonymous No.21428281 >>21428313
Anonymous No.21428307 >>21428313 >>21428314 >>21428317 >>21428405 >>21428409 >>21428578 >>21429515 >>21429846 >>21429850 >>21432962
Anonymous No.21428309
>>21428276
Hand salt is part of the flavor saaar
Anonymous No.21428313 >>21428398 >>21429708
>>21428281
what kind of dumbass tries to flip a crepe? if I were filming that I'd have bent that pan over his empty skull.

>>21428307
ook ook
Anonymous No.21428314 >>21428319 >>21430230
>>21428307
>wasted food and clogged a sink over a little blaze
Nigger
FaustTTV !!9V7lemdC8mP No.21428317
>>21428307
I thought ishowspeed was supposed to be one of the smart ones?
Anonymous No.21428319 >>21428340
>>21428314
he also ruined his floor with 400 degree oil
Anonymous No.21428340
>>21428319
*his landlords floor
Anonymous No.21428381 >>21431822
>>21427446
the premade alfredo sauce is the most offensive part of this video
Anonymous No.21428390 >>21428405 >>21428409 >>21429616 >>21430197 >>21430366
Anonymous No.21428395 >>21428405 >>21428409 >>21429008
Anonymous No.21428398
>>21428313
You can't flip one? He had a shitty pan and the handle broke.
Anonymous No.21428405 >>21429110 >>21429348
>>21428390
>>21428395
>>21428307

Why don't they EVER know to just cover it with a towel? No mess at all. That first guy almost had it but then he soaked it and left it in the sink. None of these fiery explosions are necessary at all. What are they even doing leaving shallow pots of oil on full fucking blast anyway?
Someone must have some outdoor deep fried turkey footage.
Anonymous No.21428409 >>21428693 >>21428991 >>21431766
>>21428307
>>21428390
>>21428395
i don't understand why people don't at least have a fire extinguisher in their kitchen. i have one in every room, 2 in the kitchen, and 3 in my car

just note there are difference types of fire extinguishers. you need a class k for grease fires and a class b for automotive/petrol fires
Anonymous No.21428410
>>21428156
does he know he's fat?
Anonymous No.21428578 >>21428610
>>21428307
How do nogs fuck this up? Is the oil too hot, are they throwing in too hard, what?
Anonymous No.21428610 >>21428641 >>21431170
>>21428578
They're heating the oil at full blast with a fucking LID ON. It gets all the way to it's ignition heat because of that and as soon as they take the lid off they introduce oxygen, causing a giant fireball. They're honestly fucking up something you learn in elementary school fire safety
Anonymous No.21428641
>>21428610
they ain't finna listen to no cracka tell em to change they smoke detector batteries and sheit
Anonymous No.21428670 >>21428976 >>21429098 >>21429423 >>21431742 >>21432470 >>21434948
Anonymous No.21428693
>>21428409
nigga, you only need a single ABC in any one location for personal use. K is a meme, it's basically B+ that's only needed for industrial installed systems when there's potential for a MASSIVE grease/oil fire
Anonymous No.21428818
>>>/wsg/5907769
Anonymous No.21428870 >>21428874 >>21429676
>>21427653
what do the numbers convey?
Anonymous No.21428874
>>21428870
>7+7+7=21
>1 and 2 on hands
Anonymous No.21428876
>>21427492
white boomers arent blowing their money to show off
Anonymous No.21428903
>>21427935
>/an/ slop
Shut your whore mouth
Anonymous No.21428910
>>21427367
N'avi sausages
Anonymous No.21428962
>>21427542
They're all the same
Anonymous No.21428976
>>21428670
>this better not be another dumpling with crabs in it - oh goddamn it this is the fourth time this month
Anonymous No.21428979 >>21429691
>>21427189 (OP)
The stir-stick is right there, why didn't he use it?
Anonymous No.21428991 >>21428995 >>21429377 >>21429593 >>21430934 >>21432468
>>21428409
You have a fire extinguisher in the bathroom?
Anonymous No.21428995 >>21429537
>>21428991
I knew a girl in middle school that set fire to her toilet. You can never be too prepared.
Anonymous No.21429008
>>21428395
He should have just put the lid back on, then pull the pot off the hot plate.
Anonymous No.21429070 >>21431806
>>21427197
No fucking money on earth could make me eat this shit man. Food poisoning is no joke.
Anonymous No.21429079
>>21427542
Both are the same
>but the different religions saar
both are the same. So is bangledesh.
Anonymous No.21429085
>>21427367
mmm microplastics
Anonymous No.21429095
>>21428229
kek
Anonymous No.21429098
>>21428670
not this time anon
Anonymous No.21429110 >>21430170
>>21428405
>outdoor deep fried turkey footage
https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/5736381/
I actually made that thread, but have since lost the webm, and view same isn't showing it in the archives.
I probably got it from /b/.
Anonymous No.21429140
Anonymous No.21429148
Anonymous No.21429158
>>21427367
Anonymous No.21429310 >>21429365
Anonymous No.21429325 >>21429356 >>21429373 >>21429417 >>21429453 >>21429572 >>21429602 >>21429731 >>21430239 >>21431763 >>21431931 >>21432340 >>21433643
Anonymous No.21429338 >>21429682
>>21427850
>>21427851
>>21427853
Unbelievable wankery
Anonymous No.21429348 >>21431785
>>21428405
>Someone must have some outdoor deep fried turkey footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVixbf-bubs
Anonymous No.21429356 >>21429453 >>21430904
>>21429325
>10 kids
Guess she makes an echo whenever she walks.
Anonymous No.21429365 >>21430375
>>21429310
>pistachios in snot and semen
who will even buy this
Anonymous No.21429373 >>21429428
>>21429325
>a metric fuckload of carbs and sugar
I'm sure she thinks those handful of celery sticks completely cancels it out
Anonymous No.21429377
>>21428991
Yeah I love hot food
Anonymous No.21429417 >>21429479 >>21429886 >>21431144
>>21429325
Poor kids never had a chance
Anonymous No.21429423 >>21429737
>>21428670
Why do they bake in the live crabs?
Anonymous No.21429428 >>21431768
>>21429373
Neither carbs nor sugar is the problem here. I lost weight while eating a lot of both.
There's just something about hyper processed slop that makes you fat.
Anonymous No.21429453 >>21430387 >>21430904
>>21429356
>>21429325
One of the kids is named Dayshawn so she's probably some mega Christian rube who adopts children like stray cats.
Anonymous No.21429479 >>21429511 >>21429532 >>21429558 >>21429740 >>21429886 >>21430002 >>21430526 >>21431071
>>21429417
>eating off those ads

Which are
>delivered uncovered on pallets
>thrown by hand onto the floor of a random post office where they sit for a day or two
>before being thrown into a cart (never cleaned)
>then thrown in the back of a mail truck (interior not cleaned)
>then stuffed in a carriers mail sack (uncleaned)
>and finally stuffed, after touching a hundred different surfaces and packages by a mailman's unwashed hand into an uncleaned mailbox

And none of that is hyperbole

It would be cleaner to eat off the ground
Anonymous No.21429511
>>21429479
why dem wyppo dey don season dey advertisements tho?
Anonymous No.21429515
>>21428307
Fucking idiot
Anonymous No.21429532 >>21429564
>>21429479
What if he washed them
Anonymous No.21429537 >>21430203 >>21432976
>>21428995
Flush it?
I have a showerhead that can be taken off the wall and a long enough hose that I can hose down the whole bathroom. Convenient for cleaning if you remember to remove TP and towels etc. first.
Anonymous No.21429556
>>21427446
I bought my mom a strap wrench for opening tough jars/bottles.
Anonymous No.21429558 >>21430363 >>21432167
>>21429479
You forgot the part about the ink seeping into the food.
There's a reason chippies use food grade paper made to look like newspaper instead of the real thing.
Anonymous No.21429564
>>21429532
I dont see any with chicken on them
Anonymous No.21429572 >>21430904
>>21429325
>Dayshawn
All of a sudden everything becomes clear
Anonymous No.21429593
>>21428991
especially the bathroom
Anonymous No.21429602 >>21429629 >>21430904
>>21429325
no shot this is real. it's too over the top. could've cut out the Doritos and cream pies and it would've been believable
Anonymous No.21429603 >>21429682 >>21431151
>>21427853
>>21427851
>>21427850
Food as art has to be the most ignorant and dumbest shit I have ever seen in cooking.
Anonymous No.21429616 >>21430382
>>21428390
Why is his head so big? He looks like a cartoon character.
Anonymous No.21429622
Everytime LOL
Anonymous No.21429629 >>21429642 >>21429645 >>21429647 >>21429666
>>21429602
anon...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TpRhsYZ5hTw
Anonymous No.21429642 >>21429666
>>21429629
so it's a meme? I thought so. fake
Anonymous No.21429645
>>21429629
>Those comments
Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.21429647
>>21429629
>shorts
Anonymous No.21429652 >>21430196
>>21427265
*You're. Fucking moran.
Anonymous No.21429666
>>21429629
>>21429642
oh wait my bad I didn't realize this was the same creator.
regardless it's probably misleading. I doubt this is a typical lunch. more likely it's for a special day out, or she is just doing this for a video.
Anonymous No.21429676
>>21428870
They're letters. I and Z. The 9th and 26th letter of the Alphabet. Combined they come to 33 which is one third of 100. 100 is C in Roman numerals which is the third letter of the alphabet. 3 divided by 3 is 1, which is how many arms that guy has. It's a very clever little joke, much funnier if it doesn't have to be explained.
Anonymous No.21429682
>>21429603
>>21429338
Based.
Anonymous No.21429691
>>21428979
imagine confusing a flavour stick with stir stick lmao
Anonymous No.21429699
>>21427301
hard agree, people think it's weird though.
Anonymous No.21429700
>>21427935
>/an/ slop
they have the most consistently high quality webm threads on this website anon
Anonymous No.21429702 >>21429723 >>21429867 >>21429980 >>21430740 >>21430956 >>21431185 >>21432119 >>21432918
Anonymous No.21429708
>>21428313
everyone flips crΓͺpes anon, it's fun and easy
Anonymous No.21429717
>>21427624
What she's got going on is being able to devour my fat 8' like it was a twinkie, would gladly skull
Anonymous No.21429723
>>21429702
i wonder how long it took to get that good
Anonymous No.21429731
>>21429325
Did you really have to show us you putting each individual lid on the containers?
Anonymous No.21429737
>>21429423
Because killing them would be cruel.
Anonymous No.21429740
>>21429479
>Oh no not the invisible germs that won't harm me!
Stop being such a little bitch.
Anonymous No.21429747 >>21430153 >>21430732 >>21432540
Anonymous No.21429749 >>21430160
Anonymous No.21429753 >>21429829 >>21432815
Anonymous No.21429760 >>21433605
Anonymous No.21429829
>>21429753
>tfw accidentally got ghost pepper sauce on my face
Anonymous No.21429846 >>21430205
>>21428307
Classic.
Anonymous No.21429850
>>21428307
>pours burning hot oil down the sink
not my problem
Anonymous No.21429867
>>21429702
>toes up

bless her heart
Anonymous No.21429886
>>21429417
>>21429479
its better with sound, his daughter says
>we going to mcdonalds
Anonymous No.21429980 >>21430188
>>21429702
>tattoo
intothetrash
Anonymous No.21430002
>>21429479
but the mail dust is what gives it flavor
Anonymous No.21430153
>>21429747
I should call her
Anonymous No.21430160
>>21429749
someone should tell her she's eating the bread wrong
Anonymous No.21430170
>>21429110
So you still don't have anything to add. Thanks for nothing.
Anonymous No.21430172
>>21427367
Shitting after week long constipy
Anonymous No.21430188
>>21429980
i'm sure she cares
Anonymous No.21430196 >>21431860
>>21429652
Very cute. Correcting someone for not being wrong.
inb4 new
It's not funny and it never will be. Grow up, incel.
Anonymous No.21430197 >>21430207
>>21428390
Fun fact the hood caught on fire and they have this plastic material inside that releases this extremely toxic black smoke that's what we saw by the end
If your kitchen exhaust catches on fire just run away and call the fire fighters nigga you aren't fixing it it's not worth loosing your life
Anonymous No.21430203 >>21431864 >>21432576
>>21429537
Sauce?
Anonymous No.21430205
>>21429846
I love the swishy hand moves he does after putting the lid on and backing up.
Anonymous No.21430207
>>21430197
>loosing your life

FFS, retard.
Anonymous No.21430230
>>21428314
Anon you can't use that word here! D:
Anonymous No.21430235
>>21427961
It is Canada is right there on the right. Maybe you should learn to read
Anonymous No.21430239 >>21430904
>>21429325
What's the point in giving the kids insulated bags for their food if you're just going to throw a bunch of cold food in with the warm pizza rolls?
Also, stop breeding, ffs
Anonymous No.21430363 >>21430533
>>21429558
What ever happened to Andrew Tate?
Anonymous No.21430366
>>21428390
>stove catches on fire
>start clapping
Americans, folks
Anonymous No.21430375
>>21429365
Its obviously poured out onto a table and turned into a candy/chocolate brittle. No one can eat molting sugar
Anonymous No.21430382
>>21429616
I think it's just the fact his body is extremely tiny. I mean look at his arms.
Anonymous No.21430387
>>21429453
Yep, she basically neglects her adopted kids for internet points
Anonymous No.21430450
>>21427851
>seam
grim
Anonymous No.21430513
>>21427319
That would be Dave & Buster's tardo, do you see any arcade or carnival games in that video?
Anonymous No.21430526 >>21432365
>>21429479
the ink of the paper kills the bacteria
Anonymous No.21430533
>>21430363
who cares
Anonymous No.21430659 >>21430687 >>21430897 >>21432577
Anonymous No.21430687 >>21430706 >>21431199 >>21432649
>>21430659
I've never seen that many garloids before. poor things
Anonymous No.21430706 >>21432649
>>21430687
It's fine. My dad told me garloids can't feel pain.
Anonymous No.21430732 >>21433602
>>21429747
I should go into her room
Anonymous No.21430740
>>21429702
that weird tentacle arm is so hot
Anonymous No.21430779
>>21428178
This
Anonymous No.21430780
>>21427853
These look like shitty 80s wall art.
Anonymous No.21430848 >>21430861 >>21430913 >>21431167 >>21431200 >>21431205 >>21432175 >>21432176 >>21434112 >>21434546
Anonymous No.21430861 >>21431208
>>21430848
so, uh, how do they get the meat on the stick?
Anonymous No.21430884
>>21428278
You obviously don't know what you're talking about.
Wagyu (ε’Œη‰›) merely means "Japanese beef", it doesn't need to be from the diseased breed that has fat in their muscles.
Anonymous No.21430897 >>21432649
>>21430659
>industrial farmed garloids
Anonymous No.21430904
>>21429356
>>21429453
>>21429572
>>21429602
>>21430239
She's a foster parent, the kids are not adopted, they're temporarily in her home, that's her job.
They get paid by the child, so those that get a foster home license get as many of them as they can to make more money. They're almost always neglected, mistreated, and in this case, malnourished.
Anonymous No.21430913
>>21430848
How are you supposed to eat that stuff without spilling everywhere and dirtying your hands? Don't they know the concept of a sandwich?

They really are inferior people.
Anonymous No.21430931
>>21428239
I need a license for that
Anonymous No.21430934
>>21428991
Electric shower head.
Anonymous No.21430956
>>21429702
Hiw do I find an armless wife?
Anonymous No.21431071
>>21429479
>delivered uncovered on pallets
i dont disagree with your sentiment but those ads come on pallets wrapped in plastic, but then every dirty thing imaginable happens to them afterwards, i have never worked an indoor job dirtier than a usps plant
Anonymous No.21431144
>>21429417
Plates exist, have done for actual fucking centuries, plates, why in the name of god are they not using plates
Anonymous No.21431151
>>21429603
You are poor.
I bet you don't understand sports cars or choosing to drive stick shift either...
Anonymous No.21431162
>>21428178
100%
Atmosphere fake.
Experience ruined.
Anonymous No.21431167 >>21431168 >>21431241
>>21430848
Wow the workers are wearing gloves and the place looks very clean. India street food vendors some take some notes.
Anonymous No.21431168
>>21431167
>India street food vendors some take some notes.
that's all they use toilet paper for
Anonymous No.21431170 >>21431597
>>21428610
No. Retard. He's adding frozen tator tots that have ice(water) crystals on it.
Throwing water into hot oil causes it to boil over, spilling oil onto heating element.
Anonymous No.21431178
>>21427853
thanks for sharing these techniques
Anonymous No.21431185 >>21432065
>>21429702
footfags... we eatin good tonight...
Anonymous No.21431199
>>21430687
That's because they are garleans and harvested early, but they are clearly professionals since they know to fan them down.
Anonymous No.21431200
>>21430848
now THIS wtf im talm bout
Anonymous No.21431205
>>21430848
That's actually surprisingly restrained and appetizing-looking as far as Mexican street food goes
Anonymous No.21431208
>>21430861
They grow the animal around it.
Anonymous No.21431241 >>21431869
>>21431167
>Wow the workers are wearing gloves and the place looks very clean. India street food vendors some take some notes.
YIKES! Racism is not okay, and is very problematic.
Anonymous No.21431385 >>21432161
Anonymous No.21431586
>>21427306
Kino
Anonymous No.21431597
>>21431170
I deep fry with frozen fries all the time and have never set a fire retard. The common factor in all of these videos is the LID on the pan. It either explodes as soon as they take it off or the oil is literally boiling before they put the fries in because the lid was on. Fry oil shouldn't be fucking SMOKING

Any zoomers in here who haven't fried: NEVER PUT A LID ON THE OIL WHILE IT HEARS OR AFTER
Anonymous No.21431598 >>21431603 >>21431606 >>21432526 >>21433612
Anonymous No.21431603 >>21432125
>>21431598
I like to imagine he is shackled where he sits as some ironic punishment for his gluttony where he must cook food for others but never be able to eat it.
Anonymous No.21431606
>>21431598
Where is he pulling those patties from...
Anonymous No.21431639 >>21431895
Anonymous No.21431728
>>21427197
HE HAS A SPATULA
JUST USE IT
Anonymous No.21431733
>>21427510
Kek. She will take you back don't worry.
Anonymous No.21431735
>>21427590
Probably. Jannies hate fun. Post anyways
Anonymous No.21431742
>>21428670
Now do one with baby spiders
Anonymous No.21431763
>>21429325
this is literal child abuse btw, those kids will grow stupid, weak, fat and short because of such nutrition
Anonymous No.21431766 >>21431792
>>21428409
I have a fire extinguisher but there's no way I'm spraying white foam all over my kitchen unless my cabinets are on fire
Anonymous No.21431768 >>21432123
>>21429428
I lost 60lbs eating processed slop by cutting out sugar and carbs. literally just swapped out fast food buns with these. it's almost like different stuff works for different people
Anonymous No.21431785
>>21429348
Anonymous No.21431792
>>21431766
It's actually not as bad as you think to clean, so long as you don't go full retard and empty the can. I've had to put out two of moms grease fires as a teen.
Anonymous No.21431806
>>21427328
>>21427362
>>21427586
>>21428235
>>21429070

you fail to understand the caste system mentallity, even in afterlife they are still trapped, and they are never alone, you are never alone, there is always right there besides your,
Anonymous No.21431822
>>21428381
not good? i was honetly thinkin in getting one
Anonymous No.21431860
>>21430196
Go back to Reddir
Anonymous No.21431864
>>21430203
Sweden.
Anonymous No.21431869
>>21431241
Are you being serious, I honestly can't tell?
Anonymous No.21431895 >>21431905 >>21432482 >>21432579 >>21432604 >>21432785 >>21434198
>>21431639
what's the white thing they drop on top of the meat?
Anonymous No.21431905
>>21431895
>he doesnt know about the canned beef marshmallow
Anonymous No.21431931
>>21429325
>Dayshawn
>Bodhi
Some of them got the short end of the stick with names.
Anonymous No.21432065
>>21431185
lmao
Anonymous No.21432119
>>21429702
Reminds me of that asian chick with no arms who uses chopsticks with her toes to eat crawfish
Anonymous No.21432123
>>21431768
Is it true that keto gives you a fabulous gay ass?
Anonymous No.21432125 >>21432671
>>21431603
It's India, he sat there so long his legs no longer work
Anonymous No.21432144 >>21432162
**TRIBAL NOISES**
Anonymous No.21432161 >>21432581 >>21432596
>>21431385
Those aren't chickens...
Guinea Pigs?
Anonymous No.21432162
>>21432144
>bugs
This could have been kino.
Anonymous No.21432167
>>21429558
It's hilarious, dude got busted thanks to a pizza delivery place. He'd be in much less hot water if he could cook for himself, or had any life skills beyond grifting dumb incels for cash.
Anonymous No.21432175
>>21430848
I would go absolutely savage on a plate of those, fuck that looks delicious.
Anonymous No.21432176
>>21430848
Way too much sauce but otherwise that looks delicious
Anonymous No.21432329
>>21428156
Agustus! Save some room for later!
Anonymous No.21432340
>>21429325
Bree and Carlee are going to be BIG girls.
Anonymous No.21432365
>>21430526
The heat from the food cooks the paper
Anonymous No.21432447
>>21427192
I legitimately can't tell if your just fucking with me or not

>>21427370
The core functions as a handle and holds the onion together until the batter is solid enough to act as the glue
Anonymous No.21432450
>>21427197
Activated carbon is good for you thoughbeit
Anonymous No.21432455
>>21427224
>BAH GAAAAWD THAT PIZZA IS SHATTERED!
Anonymous No.21432458
>>21427306
I kneel, chinaman
Anonymous No.21432468
>>21428991
>he's never had a fiery shit after taco tuesday
rookie
Anonymous No.21432470
>>21428670
How the fuck
Anonymous No.21432482
>>21431895
My guess is salt. I’ve never canned beef, but canning fish requires a good amount of salt.
Anonymous No.21432526 >>21432545 >>21433706
>>21431598
How is it India is poor but so many poor and working class people are overweight? Do they just fill up on sweets, fried food, and starches around the clock?
Anonymous No.21432540 >>21432549 >>21432597
>>21429747
me when i was transported into the mlp world
Anonymous No.21432545 >>21432557
>>21432526
there are still people so poor they can't afford much food but the amount of that is shrinking so what we consider poor is changing
Anonymous No.21432549 >>21432601
>>21432540
I hate that I can kind of visualize what this would taste like.
Anonymous No.21432557
>>21432545
>so what we consider poor is changing
So more like an "industrialized" country where being fat is a sign of being poor: you eat cheap unhealthy food and don't work.
Anonymous No.21432576
>>21430203
The kitchen at IKEA headquarters
Anonymous No.21432577
>>21430659
I just realized most Westerners who aren't Garloid Farmers don't know that the protruding Garloid Bone (technically, it's an antler) is a sign that they're mature enough for eating
Anonymous No.21432579
>>21431895
It's probably a preservative like sodium nitrate. it will dissolve into the corned beef over time
Anonymous No.21432581
>>21432161
Cornish Game Hens most likely.
Anonymous No.21432592
>>21427197
>purest oil in pakistan
Anonymous No.21432596
>>21432161
They are poultry, but look too small to be chickens.
Anonymous No.21432597
>>21432540
We've been watching these same webms for years now
Care to drop some new stuff my man?
Anonymous No.21432599
>>21427446
are jars getting put on tighter over the last couple years or soybros is my strength waning
Anonymous No.21432601
>>21432549
>visualize
>taste
Anonymous No.21432604
>>21431895
Its the pre-portioned mixture of preservatives, salt, sugar, and other dry ingredients that goes into solution when the meat releases water during the pressure cooking and sterilization phase. I didn't realize just how manual and batch-made this canning process is.
Anonymous No.21432649 >>21432857 >>21433533
>>21430687
>>21430706
>>21430897

This is so stupid. There's no such thing.
Anonymous No.21432671
>>21432125
A just punishment then.
Anonymous No.21432785
>>21431895
silica gel packet, to keep the moisture out
Anonymous No.21432811
>>21427189 (OP)
the rolling of the wood flavours the slop
Anonymous No.21432813
>>21427194
>deep fried food soaked in oil straight onto plastic
Anonymous No.21432815
>>21429753
why do they chew so fast
Anonymous No.21432857
>>21432649
imagine being this new
Anonymous No.21432916
>>21427192
My life isn't complete if my poop doesn't have gold glitter in it. This is the same shit like that liqueur with tiny flecks of gold-foil in it. I prefer my gold on my PCBs, thank you.
Anonymous No.21432918 >>21433299
>>21429702
I bet 100 bucks that her husband has a secret foot fetish.
Anonymous No.21432943 >>21432989 >>21434200
>>21427189 (OP)
>nearly 300 replies
>not a single ja/ck/ webm
>the king STILL hasn't been posted
Nu /ck/ sucks
Anonymous No.21432951 >>21432953
>>21427853
>1:02 - 1:19
WTF is that?!?
You'd achieve the same if you just poured it, or do they leave the plastic film(?) on the glass?
Anonymous No.21432953 >>21432962
>>21432951
I think they cut out the bit where they remove the film and because the chocolate hardened it leaves the chocolate suspended in the air
Anonymous No.21432962
>>21432953
Ah. Still dumb, but it explains the extra steps.

>>21428307
>lid is ready in his hand
Bro knew, but panicked and forgot.
Anonymous No.21432965 >>21433077
Anonymous No.21432976 >>21432981 >>21432986 >>21433600 >>21433814
>>21429537
Holy fuck that amount of salt is the reason I rarely eat out; it tastes good because they don't care about your health.
Anonymous No.21432981 >>21432993
>>21432976
Salt and fat aren't even bad for you
Anonymous No.21432986
>>21432976
>what is scaling the recipe
Anonymous No.21432989
>>21432943
>the thread is not filled to the brim with stuff that gets reposted every other thread
Good.
Anonymous No.21432993 >>21432998 >>21433059
>>21432981
This your diet?
Anonymous No.21432998
>>21432993
That's honestly a better meal than a soda or anything packed with sugar
Anonymous No.21433059 >>21433069 >>21433079 >>21433297
>>21432993
What is that? Fries and sausage?
Anonymous No.21433069 >>21433297
>>21433059
I'm thinking meatballs, but it's hard too say. Yellow stuff is probably beans.
Anonymous No.21433077
>>21432965
That looks like it would be incredibly delicious and have great texture. I would love to eat it
Anonymous No.21433079
>>21433059
Salchipapa.
Anonymous No.21433089
Anonymous No.21433297
>>21433059
>>21433069
These my friends are fritas do marechal. The yellow stuff is fries, and the sausages are linguiΓ§a calabresa.
Anonymous No.21433299
>>21432918
That husband? Tarantino.
Anonymous No.21433533
>>21432649
Autistic retard.
Anonymous No.21433600
>>21432976
>sausages use 2% weight
>these meatballs use like 0.5% IF that
>anon: WOWZER!!
Anonymous No.21433602
>>21430732
kek
Anonymous No.21433605
>>21429760
kebab pizza really isnt that bad but banana curry pizza really is
Anonymous No.21433612
>>21431598
why does he use his hands, does it help?
Anonymous No.21433643
>>21429325
Grim
Anonymous No.21433706
>>21432526
fried food does that to you.
Anonymous No.21433814
>>21432976
bro just drink more water
Anonymous No.21434102
>>21427446
kek that filename is pretty good
Anonymous No.21434112
>>21430848
that looks fucking delicious
Anonymous No.21434198
>>21431895
I'm no engineer so the answer might be obvious, but how come they don't automate the whole process instead of keeping a few employees on for specific tasks? Like for example the stuffing of the meat in the cans seems like it could be done by a machine as well.
Anonymous No.21434200 >>21434360
>>21432943
unlike the jack webms I actually like seeing the egg guys every thread
Anonymous No.21434360 >>21434366
>>21434200
how does he get in there?
Anonymous No.21434366
>>21434360
the next stall just has a baby in it, they grow to fit their cage like crocodiles
Anonymous No.21434546
>>21430848
This one is fine actually
Anonymous No.21434933
>>21427367
I had a great uncle who was a meat inspector, who refused to eat hot dogs.
I think about that, sometimes.
Anonymous No.21434944
>>21427367
"We're producing those nuclear missiles like sausages." -Nikita Khrushchev
Anonymous No.21434948
>>21428670
Sweet, a nightmare made flesh!