If you prefer bagel bites I know you grew up in a poor neighborhood

>>21448951 (OP)
But totinos are the cheapest of all of the options. I do like a nice crispy totino, but I am also a fan of Bagel Bites when cooked crispy.

I've never had any of those. My parents knew how to cook and my mother wasn't an overweight white trash cow. Sorry to hear about your parentage, you heifer.

>>21448951 (OP)
If you're this opinionated about frozen processed food I know you grew up in a poor household

What about pizza hot pockets?

>>21449046
my friend was a millionaire when I was growing up and literally all he ate was cereal, fast food, and frozen food from Schwans. I'd say rich people eat significantly more garbage food than poor people because they can afford it. my parents had to cook because pizza rolls and hot pockets were too expensive. I didn't get to eat a hot pocket until I was an adult with a job.

>>21449052
>I didn't get to eat a hot pocket until I was an adult with a job.
Kind of proves him right, it compels you to create tier lists for frozen crap you never had a chance to eat

>>21449052
A friend of mine, too. Father was on the board for a large hospital network, mother was a computer science professor. All he ate at home growing up was frozen garbage and whatever the cleaning lady would bring, presumably because she thought it was abhorrent to raise children on Elio's and Boyardee.
My family were middle class and we ate much better than he and his family did. I knew other millionaires' kids but he was the only one I was actually friends with, hung out with, went over his house etc. I don't know what the other properly rich kids ate, though.
We just hung out yesterday since he and his Midwestern redneck pigdog wife hosted a cookout. Seriously, he's a very attractive guy, albeit short, and winds up marrying and having kids with Louie Anderson in drag. And I didn't know people from Ohio could even have a Southern drawl like she and her family all do until we met her. She's so unbelievably vile-looking.
Also, I posted here a while back the first time I had a Hot Pocket. They were on sale and after dinner recommendations, I bought a few boxes and they were all absolutely awful lmao
Well the chicken broccoli pretzel crust one wasn't too bad but it did taste a bit neon, if that makes sense. Whatever cheese that goo inside was meant to be, it was extremely unconvincing.

>>21449072
I'm not op I was just adding to the conversation

>>21449094
most of the wealthiest people I've known have the worst eating habits. also most of people ive known with life destroying drug addictions were very wealthy. presumably, again, because the poor cannot afford drug addictions of that caliber.

>>21449094
You sound like a prick talking about your buddies like that. Did his wife piss you off yesterday or something? Perhaps she's just a loyal woman that pampers him. I've been in enough terrible relationships to value that above looks which are fleeting anyway.

Pizza rolls are absolutely top tier because I can destroy a 90 count bag of the three meat within a few days and never get tired of them. Plus they’re the most reliable to cook properly every time.

>>21449117
No, she's somehow extremely manipulative. I haven't liked the bitch in twenty years but we tolerate each other because we both kinda have to. I was his best man and he was mine. I've been kicking myself for two decades that I didn't tell him to dump her when he asked me for relationship advice. I said no, give her a chance, she's not that bad, not knowing at the time what sort of person she really is.
How do you live somewhere for two decades and not make a single friend? All of "their friends" are his friends, not hers. She has literally zero friends whatsoever, even in her shitty Ohio hometown (where he had the wedding because her hick family couldn't afford to travel to the coast for it). His sister was her maid of honour for cunt's sake.
She was just the first woman to pay him any attention. Being 5'4½, he really didn't have many dating options despite being pretty and from a wealthy family.

do frozen fries count? by far the frozen item that gets the most traction in my house

>>21449136
Hashbrown patties for me. Anytime I cook burgers or battered fish, I fry up some patties. Really satisfying on the sandwich.

>>21449052
>frozen food from Schwans
I never understood the point of Schwann's frozen food deliveries.
>we deliver TV dinners from the store to you
thanks but i can drive to the store by myself

>>21449094
>Louie Anderson in drag
that's just regular Louie Anderson then (rip)

>>21449169
20-30 years ago Schwans was very good and had a rotating stock of shit that nobody else produced. They also supplied the regular staple shit like the mini pizzas and ice cream. In the 90s it was a wealthy people luxury to have frozen food delivered to your house. This was before literally anything in the world could be same-day'd for free and the concept of grocery delivery was in the same realm as flying cars.

>>21449178
>20-30 years ago Schwans was very good and had a rotating stock of shit that nobody else produced
thats what they tried to tell people when they gave you a brochure, and then you read it and it's just fucking frozen lasagna and breaded chicken cutlets and gallon buckets of ice cream, and it's like wtf i can get these things literally anywhere

>>21449171
Legit had no idea he was gay until after he died. Makes sense because they wouldn't let an openly gay guy have a kid's cartoon back then.

>>21449182
for me it's beef tips in gravy and in the early 2000s they had buffalo chicken egg rolls that I really liked. their blackened chicken alfredo was also very good for a TV dinner type meal.

I will miss them greatly. It was a nice treat to order something unique once a week and have it delivered. Another little gem of society murdered by greed and mismanagement.

>>21449193
>Another little gem of society murdered by greed and mismanagement.
no, it's just that amazon and walmart deliver anything for free now. they cannot compete

>>21449195
I don't live in a city so now that Schwans is dead I don't have a single option for food delivery. They literally had no competition in my area. They were the only food delivery company that serviced rural areas.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FIND JUST BASIC CHEESE PIZZA ROLLS ANYWHERE
THEY ONLY HAVE THE SHITTY TRIPLE CHEESE THAT ARE VASTLY INFERIOR

>>21448969
Imagine being such a joyless asshole that you go into threads about wonderful things you never had and then brag about being deprived.

>>21449362
Imagine being so addicted to garbage that you think eating actual food is a form of deprivation. Oh no. I don't huff shit fumes, either. I'm so deprived. </sarcasm>
>>21449335
I was surprised plain cheese ones aren't a thing so I asked chatgpt about it and it gave a list of various brands of cheese pizza rolls so I asked it if any are just plain, single cheese ones and not three cheese or a blend and it says only Totino's. It also explained that companies tend to use more than one kind of cheese because full fat mozzarella doesn't freeze well and low fat mozzarella loses a lot of flavour upon freezing. Cheese blends are used to compensate for that while keeping the product meat free.
Anyway, are the Totino's ones no longer in production or just difficult to find in your area?

>>21449427
>admits to never trying it
>angrily posts about it
What a joyless asshole.

>>21449457
>t. white trash

>>21448951 (OP)
There's no difference between any of that shit. It's all on a low "Tier". Fuck off.

Condolences on not growing up in a two-parent household where you were loved and educated.

>>21449052
What's sad is that you seem to think your friend was lucky and that you had it rough. "Get" to eat a Hot Pocket?
Fucking retards think the grass is always greener.... Your parents cooked and you ate far better than your spoiled, millionaire buddy whose parents just filled the house with junk.

You were stupidly envious of the worse life. Pizza rolls should not exist. They're consumer garbage that taste terrible and are filled with chemicals.

>>21449094
Do you not believe in love? You seem like a bitter incel virgin who covets the family life he'll never have.
You're ugly on the inside too so you'll stay an angry lonely chud forever.
May as well get super fat.

>>21449178
This. We weren't rich but we bought a few boxes of the Chicken Kiev of Cordon Bleu now and then.

>>21449182
You're ignoring that they sold proprietary products you COULDN'T get anywhere. I know that there are other frozen lasagnas, but they aren't nearly as good as what Schwann's offered. I don't think you're capable of even understanding this.
Stores did not sell the same level of quality.

>>21449335
This kind of specificity regarding plain junk food is annoying to even know it exists. FFS, it's all the same. Be happy anyone's even producing a pizza roll without meat for you.

>>21449465
>t. saar

>>21448969
This.
These threads are worse than those backwards Lunchables threads where the retards declare they "got" to eat prepackaged cheese and cracker kits because their parents loved them.
lol

>>21449457
lol, that's twice you've equated eating frozen, preservative-laden factory garbage concoctions with "joy".

I think you may be a fucking retard.

>>21448951 (OP)
These are all unironically shit tier.

>>21449496
>incel
Anon literally said that they were each other's best man, you nincompoop.

>>21449427
They are, or at least should be. Their website still lists it, I just can't find it in stores anymore. The last time I saw them was in Target, but not kroger and not safeway. These are noticeably different from the 100 count triple cheese.

>>21449505
I'm not paying 10 dollars for a strictly worse tasting thing

>>21449516
>preservatives preserve food
>preserving food is bad
>anon prefers rotten food
>never actually TRIED said food because it doesn't meet hindu standards

>>21449135
>>21449094
Sounds like hoeflation. Unfortunate.

>>21448951 (OP)
totinos combination flavor used to be the GOAT 30 years ago, but these days they're just not very good and even wal mart brand is loads better.
never cared for hot pockets. never had pizza logs or sticks but they look good. bagel bites were also fine.

>>21449487
I was more jealous of the autonomy that money afforded him as a child. When I was at his house he was basically treated as an adult with his own money and hobbies. Then I had to go back to my shithole trailer and live like a rat.

Comparison truly is the thief of joy.

>>21449487
People who can't appreciate junk food are generally psychotic.

>>21449594
I don't know what that means.
To her credit, I don't think she'd ever cheat or anything. She even converted to his parents dumbfuck religion. I do think she genuinely loves him, but she's almost certainly got BPD going on. Not bipolar. Borderline.
>>21449586
Oh. Sorry, then. I know what it's like when something you like becomes hard to find or gets discontinued so I hope you can find some source sometime. If we were discussing this earlier this morning, I could've looked around in my area. Saturday is our weekly shop and while it was a light one this week (bread, peaches, bananas, tomatoes, cod, some roses and a "string of turtles" plant; also waffles for after services tomorrow), I would've been happy to check, if only to let you know that they are still in production or if my stores lack them, too. I know the breakfast ones might've been discontinued. I saw them at Safeway last month marked 75% off.
>>21449525
Yup
>>21449508
My wife is, funny enough.
>>21449496
Married, bro.

>>21448969
my mom knows how to cook and we're thin, she buys me snacks cause she wants to. Sorry you can't eat anything lol

>>21449777
>my mom knows how to cook
Wrong
>we're thin
Post body with timestamp, fatso.
>she buys me snacks
u live w/ur mum lol
>Sorry you can't eat anything lol
Sorry you eat everything, tublord

>>21449796
>post body
u 1st tubby

>>21449812
He didn't claim to be thin, Chubz McGee. >>21449777 did. So >>21449777 should prove his thinness.

>>21448951 (OP)
>These options are all over processed garbage.
>This list is garbage.
>Your tastes are garbage.

Never post this again

>>21449052
>I'd say rich people eat significantly more garbage food than poor people because they can afford it.
yeah nah you're a fucking retard lmao. rich people are more likely to be in shape and eat well. whole foods and similar grocers aren't setting up shop in the ghetto

>>21449968
>she thinks rich people shop at whole foods
lmao
It's another episode of Poverty-kun Gets Middle Can't Confused For Upper Class. I love this show. Oh Poverty-kun, you /are/ a handful!

>>21449968
whole foods also isn't setting up shop 30 miles outside of town which is where most of the millionaires in my area live

>>21450007
Im not rich, I make around 90k. I can't really imagine what sort of place I'd want to go if I got rich. Whole Foods and other regular grocers have everything. What is this magical rich people grocery store you guys are implying the existence of

>>21450045
>What is this magical rich people grocery store you guys are implying the existence of
I don’t think a rich person even knows, the food just appears.

Alternatively it’s the farmer’s market, which I hate because the greedy bastards try to fleece people even worse than the grocery stores.

>>21448951 (OP)
This reminded me of such a pleasant memory.

In college I worked at a tiny convenience store nearby campus. It was fairly busy, but it was also cozy when it was sometimes vacant for 30min to an hour at a time. As long as I stocked everything properly, cleaned up, and balanced the cash register at the end of the night, I was never lectured. My manager even let me listen to music on the job and he overlooked my breaking the dress code. Sometimes I'd just be sitting in the outside lobby in a cushy chair, reading a book with a cup of coffee in the natural light while waiting for a customer. Getting paid for that felt like a little tease of heaven.
And he had the greatest policy ever regarding employee meals:
>anytime we're hungry or thirsty, anything in the store is fair game
>anything in the warmer that hasn't been sold by its due date can be eaten or taken home or thrown away
>anything that expires in the store can be taken home under the guise of being thrown away
>we can take one food item and one drink home at the end of a shift
I think I sampled every single thing in the store across my few years working there. This included Pizza Rolls, Hot Pockets, and Bagel Bites.

The Hot Pocket is probably the best value, but as everything in the store was virtually the same price for me, I didn't care about that. I only picked up the Pizza Rolls once since they were smaller in comparison to the Bagel Bites, but Bagel Bites aren't that good either. It's just a mound of toasted bagel bread with some tomato and cheese on it. Pizza Rolls weren't memorable enough to even recall the taste or experience.

In terms of "vaguely Mediterranean leavened flatbread savory dish" I like gyros the best. So I would get these frozen ones, but beware, by themselves they are utter trash. The meat is a literal tiny rectangle once you heat it up. But if you've prepared some meat beforehand, they can be added into this and it really hits the spot with sour cream.

>>21449135
Sounds like a friend of mine who I've since fallen out of contact with but still think about from time to time. He had a great life ahead of him but fell for the first scumfuck piece of shit woman that realized she could use him as an easy meal ticket. Now they've been dating (not married mind you) for probably almost 10 years. Last I heard she was spending all of his money on drugs while he slaved away at a dead end job for the both of them.
The situation makes me sad but my friends and I warned him for years. There's only so much you can do.

>>21449647
Bullshit. There can be foods that are bad for you from a bakery that uses 7 real ingredients to make a pastry instead of 34 to make cheap, shelf-stable garbage. I don't know what you think psychotic must mean. It doesn't strengthen your strange defense of shit junk.

>>21450282
Gyros itself is a flat slice of meat. If you prepare the meat in advance, then why would you buy gyros in a box when you can buy pita bread to go with the meat? It doesn't make sense.

>>21450361
>psychotic rambling

I remember growing up the instructions for Bagel Bites required you to microwave them at 50% power. I can't remember the last time I saw any frozen microwave food say that. I guess everyone realized the average consumer is too stupid to know how to do it so they all gave up.

>>21450007
>>she thinks rich people shop at whole foods
it's certainly not poor people you dumb gorilla nigger. poors are disproportionately fatter across all races. this is a fact. sorry your IQ is too close to room temperature to comprehend this.

>>21450023
cool story bro.

>>21451014
>t. poor

What if you just got pizza kits at Costco? Much cheaper and you can add more things like your own meats and cheeses/veggies.

>>21451022
i make more than you and my cock is bigger. i shop at a high end grocer and everyone in it is above average in fitness and in looks. keep living in your fantasy bizarro world where all poors are bodbybuilders, i'll keep living in reality.

>>21451088
lol
u mad and mad poor lmao

091
>no argument
>"u-ur poor!" for the 3rd time
lol

>>21451088
>>21451398
>paragraph long seethe over a single word post
lol y u mad tho

>>21448951 (OP)
They're all processed trash that parents will stuff in the fridge when they don't want to work to feed their spawn, poor is having fond memories of eating any of these too regularly.

>>21450282
what a wonderful story anon
>>21450377
>you can buy pita bread to go with the meat
and also veggies
and also the sauce
see? now it's getting more complicated