Thread 21459414

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>>21459414 (OP)
wtf how does he get real?

>>21459465
id be so mad fr

>>21459489
fr ong?

>>21459465
why was he filming

>>21459414 (OP)
is this does he real out?

>>21459414 (OP)
wtf, how does he get out?

>>21459489
>>21459521
Now he gotta eat wit no BEV bro? NEVA NEVA NEVA

>>21459468
>>21459489
>>21459521
>>21459557
>>21459561
>>21459561
>>21459573
>>21459581
You forgot to post a video

>>21459689
here then

>>21459689
its like they dont even know what theyre doing

>>21459744
>fry in an inch of oil for no reason
>then burn the sauce
These content cooks can’t even cool

>>21459465
I cant stop watching this lol. i love how its a direct hit lol hes slam dunking it in there like hes shaq

>>21459956
>they burned the sauce.
youre an idiot lol

>>21459465
I feel worse for the wagie, I don't give 2 shits about the fat dumb American goyslop enjoyer. God Americans are so fat and stupid. No wonder they're golem for Israel.

>>21459465
lol, first day.

>>21459956
>>21459978
>>21459981
>>21459987
>>21460249
You forgot to post a video again

>>21460702
wtf that looks so good, i miss ikea

>>21461306
what does bad furniture have to do with anything?

>>21461313
arent those swedish meatballs?

>>21460252
did he really become that fat for this movie

>>21461306
>>21461313
>>21461316
>>21461339
THIS IS A WEBM THREAD YOU HAVE TO POST A VIDEO WITH YOUR REPLIES YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>21461364
thank you jfc buncha tourists over here

>>21461339
It's a stunt double

>>21461364
WHAT THE FUCK BITCH THAT GOT ALL OVER MY SLACKS. LOOK AT MY SHIRT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHORE? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS JOB? GET THE MANAGER OVER HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW. NOW!

>>21461378
>>21461388
>>21461480
POST A FUCKING VIDEO

>>21460702
plain meatballs are so boring. should have added more spice to it

>>21459465
>no lids
>filming
>random foot movements trying to induce tripping
How do you extraterrestrials not understand this is fake and gay.

BEANS!

>>21462563
Cats: Asian girls
Milk: White guy cum

>>21459744
>poor browning
>deglazes with water
no thx

>>21460246
sauce?

>>21459465
we know this is phaic but it's the most worthwhile kind of phaic out there

>>21461339
it was a fatsuit and members of the esteemed disabled fat™ community lost their shit (which I understand happens routinely in that community) that they didn't cast a dying tub of shit, and instead opted to cast an actor :[

>>21460702
I like the way he fondles the balls

>>21460252
This movie terrified me because non of his habits seemed that shocking to me.

>>21461364
>YOU HAVE TO POST A VIDEO WITH YOUR REPLIES
make me

>>21461484
Maybe I would be more inclined to do what you ask me to do if you weren't just reposting the same tired old shit that has been posted here a million times you absolute faggot

>>21459414 (OP)
Is this... egg?

>>21460252
My future :(

>>21463407
that's cabbage

>>21459987
Calm down son, I'm sure your third world government will give you access to an AC one of these days

>>21462991
Tomato, most likely.

>>21462563
see those hooves? that's a visual representation of why we pasteurize milk

>>21459744
yer i hate it

>>21463302
>eating until you throw up
you do this a lot anon?

>>21460702
i want to go there so bad

>>21461364
>crotch filled with boiling hot cheese
i would literally sue

>>21461373
beat

>>21461495
this is why the best chefs in the world are white. no it doesnt need more lawrys or whatever you think would elevate the flavour of the humble meatball

>>21463792
what are you talking about you mongoloid lol

>>21463955
lol where can i find this

>>21463965
right here you dumb faggot

>>21463968
kek

>>21463302
His apartment looks cleaner than mine

>>21463943
i hate people that extend their tongue when eating/drinking

>>21464009
yer

>>21462991
>>21463736
>Tomato, most likely.
More likely a sauce based on brown sugar/honey, soy, gochujang, and a few other things. IIRC there was not a whole lot of tomato used in Korean cuisine, although, I could be wrong. It's been a while.

>>21461495
There's gravy and Lingonberry jam...

>>21463792
That didn’t used to happen until we started keeping them in the same place all the time and feeding them industrial silage that gave them diarrhea and made them sick.

>>21459465
>>21459489
>>21459978
>>21459987
>>21460249
This is obviously fake you retards, that's why the guy holding the camera didn't even flinch when receiving entire cups of sugar water.

You fast food people are the lowest IQ group out there.

>>21464624
We know, idiot.

>>21464624
That makes more sense

>>21464624
if its fake why didnt sonics sue them

>>21464624
thank you for clearing that up for everyone the board wouldnt be the same without you anon

>>21462991
Death stranding 1/2. Most likely 2 unless a weird fan made vid

>>21461373
That would be hot if an attractive woman did it

>>21463916
Looks like the cheddar was sharper than the knife lmao

>>21465056
Is that grill even on?
How is he so bad at cooking? LITERALLY can't fry a fucking egg.

mmm let's fry up some chicken...

>>21465120
bruh they done turned the macdanaru amine and shit

>>21465162
show of hands - how long have you been cooking (for yourself) and have you ever managed to produce an actual fire? obviously grilling flareups dont count.
20ish years, not once. worst i did was nuke a bread roll unattended so well the whole flat was full of smoke and we had to vacate it for an hour.

>>21464624
ok

>>21461316
>swedish meatballs
>posts frikadeller
By Allah, you will be caned.

>>21459465
Youd hop out and sock him in the eye wouldn't you

>>21459689
The heat of the pan cooks the egg

>>21465190
actual good webm, gotta upboat

>>21465168
I had a small kitchen fire from spilling oil while frying chicken, no serious damage though.

>>21460702
I regret graduating in computer sciences.

>>21459465
The drinks do not have lids.
This is staged. Definitively.

>>21465168
This question should be a thread. I'd love to read people's stories.

Worst for me was when I was trying to make Hestons roast potatoes which requires heating up the oil in the oven first. I opened the oven and saw blue flame dancing across the pan. Brought it up on the stove and a teatowel covering it put it out but by God I was not ready to see flames in my kitchen.

>>21465437
>no lids
They pass the savings on to you!

>>21465168
>>21465439
Thread created >>21465448

>>21465471
>not raygun.mp4
Aww.

>>21462627
Cats: white girls
Milk: Black guy cum

>>21465108
Anyone know who the beautiful woman is in this commercial? She's incredible

>>21465502
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053935/mediaviewer/rm1884475393/
that was like six clicks

>>21465510
forgot the image

>>21465452
lol

>>21463965
jakatak69 dot com

Amjww

>>21465142
You can see it gets cooked when it hits the grate. I'm guessing they block heat and it's meant more for cooking with the lid down. Eggs are just done in a pan or on an actual flat top.

>>21465510
Title of the "commercial" is in the fucking filename, you zoomer cunt.

does anyone have the fat british guy pouring bowls of cheese into marinara

anyone got the webm of the old asian lady boiling a soup in a plastic bag over a fire on a street side?

>>21459744
ill glaze your chops

>>21461364
who decided this was good idea?

>>21465108
you can see the cocklust in both their eyes

>>21462794
the heat of the mold cooks the cheese

NSFW

>>21466069
Shut up!

>>21466095
I should call her

>>21465492
*white men

>>21461373
You kinda wish for a 1 man 1 jar situation here

>>21466579
**white girls (male)

>>21465715
idiot

>>21459689
fucking gross, bet they don't even wash that shit after using it.

>>21465190
Damn and all you get at McDonald's is a piece of shit pork faggot in a vague ribs shape.

>>21463000
The fat acceptance movement got really quiet around the same time GLP-1's started becoming readily available. As everyone suspected, they were just waiting for a lazy way to lose weight, not actually proud to be fat.

>>21461484
>>21460702

>>21460252
I get being a fat lard but why do you have to eat in the most messy and disgusting way possible?

>>21463900
NTA but yeah like 3-4 times a week at least

>>21466820
damn, he can even stop time.

>>21459414 (OP)
is that real?

>>21465685
What happened?

>>21459465
Thread off to a great start

>>21459414 (OP)
Also
1.how did they make him dance like that?
2.how does he get out of there?

>>21467038
Does he fuck his bussy after he's done?

>>21465108
fuck I want a cold carlsberg now. should I do it bros?

>>21467017
It was just way too hot and incinerated the chicken. It was probably like at least 1000F in there. Too much wood and it was too close to the food.

>>21465767
Why would the Indian guy care? Come to think of it what would even be considered bad table manners to an Indian person? They literally eat on the ground with their hands and they eat shit and drink piss.

>>21459557
cause it's fucking fake and stage

>>21466532
disgrace to call that a yorkshire pudding

>>21463916
I have that exact fucking knife and its just as dull as the video
it's so dull the end tip of it got bent like a fish hook. dont buy this chinesium dogshit

>>21467244
i wonder if its the terminally low iq or just incredibly thick skin that made him upload it, EVERYBODY knows the whole fucking point of yorkshire is for it to rise the fuck up like a true gamer.

>>21467045
I doubt he even waits that long.

>>21467038
somehow that video is more gay than if they were sucking eachother off
what the fuck is up with those fingernails

>>21467304
How does he even wipe his ass? I would never eat food prepared by someone with nails like that.

>>21467028
This bitch has a perfectly good clay pot right there and uses a goddamn plastic bag instead.
What the fuck.

>>21466532
The audacity of this "man" calling those Yorkshire puddings is astonishing

>>21465142
>vid
Humorless cunt

>>21467486
Fucking princess can't stand anything not being handed to her right away on a golden platter

>>21463407
holy shit that looks amazeballs

>>21467486
>>21467518
it's staged

>>21466879
because fat people are GROSS

>>21459744
>fry in oil
What is with this meme? Just use butter like a normal person.

>>21465162
What a dumb cunt

>>21467252
You're still supposed to take the cheese out of the pack before cutting it.

>>21464624
>it's fake because the guy who got splashed didn't flail around like a schizophrenic fruit fly
retard.

>>21467821
It's fake because the cups clearly don't have lids. I've been to Sonic like a hundred times in my life and the drinks have lids.

>>21467825
Sure schizo, they totally got someone in uniform to make a meal and get drinks for a "staged" video. Gonna start talking about soy filler being used for feminization or 5g next?

>>21467844
Of course they did. Are you retarded?

>>21467387
>that'll be $150, "pardner"

>>21468048
That's enough food for feed 5 people, 90% of it being meat. The fuck would you price that at?

>>21465108
>drinking Carlsberg
Do Americans really

>>21459689
Millions of dollars to develop this machine btw. Wonder how many meals before it breaks even compared to just paying someone pennies to cook.

>>21465464
i'm sorry what

>>21467028
thanks anon

>>21467028
What is the bag made of?

>>21468315
you dont fricken love matty mathewson?

>>21468445
Carciogenic plastics, that woman will be dead 10 years from now.

>>21462794
very cool thanks for sharing
>>21465162
holy fuck

>>21467378
Everytime I see this video I always question why not cut the pizza first.

>>21468336
It doesn't disgust me almost this entire video but how would you know the trashcan number 1 is not coated with a toxic substance and could stand up to hot oil and a burner? That boggles my mind.

>>21465056
If that were me (stupid enough to crack an egg on a cold sheet?) I would have folded it up to prevent it just dripping into the grill, not just point at it.

>>21468527
I bought some borgonzola recently and it barely even tastes like anything.

>>21465190
YO! This one has been around for a while, I saw this webm on here for the first time around 2016, I made that sandwich for the first time in 2017.
Unsurprisingly it was very delicious and I have made it a few times since, highly recommend it to anyone.

>>21467376
Would

>>21466879
Self-hatred. His character in the movie had past trauma he coped with poorly, and simultaneously doesn't see himself worthy of anything good yet is so deep in his misery that he can't see the point in trying to change it.

>>21467378
Enjoy regurgitating some salty grease then feeling the acidic grease in your throat for the rest of the day no matter how much water you drink

>>21463955
How come jack gets five strokes and my dad died of one in the fucking hospital while staying for an unrelated thing

>>21467376
no lettuce? no pickles? no tomato? i want my meals to be moist and have a little hydration either through vegetables/greens or sauce

>>21468801
it was tomato sauce and melted cheese going on after the meat

>>21468499
Because wypipo don't season dey order of operations.

>>21467844
Nigga, a dude literally just got arrested for dressing up like an In-n-Out employee and pretending the restaurant was shit.
People dressing up for pranks is nothing new, you moron.

>>21468315
he rented some retarded fake plane to do this video
they are not letting you on board with a fucking battery

>>21467376
>carbs on carbs on carbs
Really poor people food, and not even tasty.

>>21467361
He's obviously a bottom homosexual. Like most he's probably incontinent and douche instead of wipe.

>>21467844
>talks about soy unprompted
The whole soyboy thing really hurt you huh.

>>21467244
Okay, I'm from Italy and I actually defend British food as being perfectly fine, if a but understanding and Yorkshire puds are one of the few things that they make that I think are just tops. I liked them so much that I learned to make them them so I knew from the first two seconds that this creature was going to fuck It up. I first noticed they weren't moving very quickly, implying the pan was cold, then saw that there was no sizzling fat in any of the cups. There was no way it was going to work out. Also, the batter looked a might too thick.

>>21467844
The fact that you can't imagine someone having a friend working a shitty fast food job and being ready to do a funny TikTok video tells me you're autistic and friendless.

>>21465685
Top gheg. The moment I saw the burning wood around the drum, I realized it was gonna get fucked.

>>21468801
>>21468841
>>21469049
Nobody eats it like that, it's a troll video.

>>21465108
carlsberg is poxy.

>>21468334
Utterly revolting.

>>21468741
>DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE PANCAKES
jfc i really wish Trump had stuck to his guns and killed this cancer.

>>21468334
I want to eat at the Cum Street Diner

>>21467376
what's that he starts pouring at the 8/9 sec mark?

>>21468048
don't forget the 4 hour wait in the 110 degree texas heat.

>>21465142
i can save her

>>21467028
why are white people like this

>>21461364
Cope lol

>>21465168
One time the plastic on my familys cheap propane grill caught fire when i used it on a really hot day

>>21469456
Yeah, no shit, with 100% humidity. Fuck Texas.

>>21469439
A pizza topping (cheese & tomato sauce).
But nobody eats it like that.

The real dish (Milanesa Napolitana) looks like this. It's a schnitzel with a pizza topping, with a side dish of mashed potatoes, salad or fries. You wouldn't make a sandwich out of this, what the guy did on the video is a disgusting mess to eat.

>>21469551
I don't know or care what they do in Italy, schnitzel is a common german food often served on a bun

>>21468509
It's all staged for internet views, he's not actually planning to eat anything he makes.

>>21469180
This is exactly my thought. Holy shit that's a terrible logo

>>21469696
But he eats it at the end of the video

>>21469736
he never swallows anon

>>21469944
unlike ur mom lol

>>21469960
sometimes i wish she did :(

>>21459689
looks really inefficient, couldn't you just have a heated barrel spinning instead? like a washing machine
maybe you could do it in an even simpler way
anyway this looks stupid

>>21468778
Doesnt deserve heaven,hell is too good for him.
When we all go jack will stay on barren earth,undying,constantly getting strokes and eternal,trying to eat mud and fucking up the earth to water ratio.

>>21469125
They need to be bombed again,they belong in the darkness like goblins they are

>>21470074
but the irish where bombing irish.

>>21459521
frongabonga

>>21462627
rent free

>>21470108
whoever convinced you that rent is free?
fuckin jew

>>21462563
What I would give to drink milk straight from the cow...

>>21468336
No fucking way did he just destroy his piping with that oil

>>21470373
its the hotels not his problem

>>21469125
I look like this and act like that.

>>21469671
>in Italy
lel

>>21459689
>scratches the fuck out of the wok and makes metal shavings, impaling consumers’ intestines
Could’ve just paid somebody to do the job

>>21465142
I need to find this girl and convert to islam
she indonesian or something?

>>21467384
I just got an erection...

>>21470769
Circassian

>>21463407
do Americans really?
>>21467028
do Chinese really?
>>21469125
do Brits really?

>>21470373
Not my problem

>>21461373
>Why does my beer taste like shit?

>>21465694
Those don't block heat. They're copper, one of the best conductors. He is just using them wrong.

>>21467119
Every interaction in that vid except the first and *maybe* the second are scripted with his buddies. Nobody cares about how you eat your food unless you're doing retarded antisocial behavior like literally throwing it on the sidewalk.
Virtually every tiktok is people intentionally being retarded for views.

>>21471443
Looks like an efficient way to make brownies without having to scrub the pan, good for her.

>>21471443
nah I would 100% express disgust with my face if I saw you put water in your coffee like that

>>21469125
>Fails to scoop up melted cheese the second time but eats the head of broccoli anyway

>>21465190
based and porkpilled

>>21462556
relatable

>>21464492
No, it also happens with outdoor cows too, if anything they're worse because they can get stuff like parasites from being outside

>>21471606
Because he can't even look away from the camera for a second to pick up his food. It's actually really unsettling.

>>21471443
I think this could actually be okay if she used red peppers

>>21469034
Yes they will. It's a 9 volt nimh battery. I can get on an airplane with 22V lipos that are explosive

>>21471443
>stickers and seeds still on the peppers
Talk about prak rage bait.

>>21462563
I love cats

>>21467119
because its fake and gay like every "social experiment" influencer

>>21466532
another jack classic!

>>21471902
idk what he did exactly but you can see the layout of the bathroom changes during the video so it wasn't all filmed in one place

>>21469125
tiktokers are insufferable

>>21469551
to me thats a womans dish, british middle class to be specific. do you like it?

>>21471902
>I can get on an airplane with 22V lipos
lithium polymer? i had 600€ worth confiscated. never travel with rc planes, the plane ended up completely destroyed as well dont know what the fuck i was thinking
>>21471939
want he banned from flying with that specific airline or something?

this is my most successful bread to date hfs lets go

>>21471991
>lithium polymer? i had 600€ worth confiscated.
Damn, I assume they were huge ones, not freestyle packs for a 5" quad. I believe the rule is anything over 100 watt hour is a no go, but I'm not sure. Sorry for your loss...
What do you fly?

>>21472019
i fly large 3d planes. had 6x 5100mah 6s batteries in a fire retardent bag. didnt want to put them in my baggage and didnt think it was a big deal since i was carrying them in a safe way, but in retrospect i have to admit i was completely retarded lol. the plane was a 73" slick 580 from phoenix models, wich was destroyed beyond repair. do you race ?

>>21471978
It's a slop dish, not high cuisine or anything but it's nice yeah, I like it. Usually prefer to have mashed potatoes as a side dish or a salad, fries are too much.

CONTRIBOOTIN to this thread

>>21471991
he lost mobility on both his arms now?

>>21459689
who do they pay to refill the ingredient canisters after each batch?

>>21465108
i've had some bottles of carlsberg that were that good. really want to try draft some time

>>21472717
The refill robot.

>>21467908
Kek.

>>21472689
god i wish that were me

>>21465470
He's not having good day.

>>21461373
That's fucking disgusting lmao wtf

>>21472685
Fake nails are so gross and unhygienic.

>>21472685
why the fuck are the weedfags so proud of it tho?

>>21467386
>just cook your food in literal dirt bro
no thanks Rajesh that's more your speed

>>21468741
There's no way that's just 548kcal

>>21469125
>gallon of cheese
>still gets absolutely none on the brocc

lmao

>>21468285
Just put a simple, low power, tiny motor for the rice mixer, it's the only thing that's worth it

>>21472068
>do you race
No, just freestyle with a 5" quad

>>21465427
kek same
I got into culinary school and was considering it, but went with comp sci at a traditional college instead, thinking it was a safer bet
I'm probably going to be out on my ass by the end of the year when AI takes my job
lol lmao

>>21472693
kek

>>21474789
if only there was ham between the schnitty and the top slop

>>21474801
I never got to see the finished product

>>21467376
>sauce and cheese cooked in a separate pan
>fries in the actual sandwich
>no lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, ham, etc
consider me triggered

>>21474803
>the end product

>>21474854
>not a webm
You had one job.

>>21474793
I should call her

>>21472680
Average fast food worker holds true

>>21463971
Does he just not have any strength whatsoever? Obviously the cuts come out incredibly shitty, but in a pinch i've sliced fruits and vegetables with my fucking keys, and this obese retard can't do it with a sharp tool, even if its chinesium.

>>21475315
i'd pass out after eating one bite, like the guy who took all the oreo filling from a tray and rolled it into a ball to keep his fridge to take bites

>>21474854
Not American but a product of the same false worldview and reality that you believe in.

>>21475321
Why the fuck is she wearing those fucking gloves if she keeps wearing them after touching the fish.
I hate you

>>21471443
i saw a sticker on one

>>21462571
I don't like this.

>>21463407
I have never gone from absolute disgust to complete amazement so fast in my fucking life. I am making this.

>>21468336
>>21465464
>>21469500
This monster must be stopped

>>21475315
based Burrata lover

>>21474929
she's doing it with someone else

>>21475389
Good for you, I watched the whole thing and I'm still disgusted

>>21471933
How can one man be some incompetent at absolutely everything he does?

>>21475641
the fact he left the sticker on is the worst part for me

>>21475285
hes had five strokes and on top of that has the motor skills of a toddler

>>21474793
I should call OP

>>21475641
>>21475706
he is the worst kind of idiot. a stubborn one. he should have left his "cooking" hobby on the shelf and moved on long ago. but there are several factors that made him go on. one is him being stubborn as a donkey of course, but another is his initial small succes selling his "THE BEST YOU'LL EVER TASTE" sauces and jerky, and his youtube channel growing mainly because of kiwifarms and 4chan. his most viewed video has 15 million views, but he is now at a steady 1-3000 views per video. its a fascinating case you can check out the wiki if you want to know more >>21465682

>>21474793
Me at the elementary school

>>21475760
>Cross on his necklace
>Is a gluttonous retard

>>21474793
Me at an elementary school

>>21475336
To make my penis hard.

>>21471933
My dad basically did this with an onion in an egg slicer, absolutely destroyed it. :(

>>21476339
lel, what a daft cunt. i have an egg slicer with blades and for a time i used it for mushrooms, but ultimately cleaning it is too much of a bother compared to using a knife or a deli slicer, and the blades arent all that sharp to begin with.
its absolutely great for a surimi salad tho, you get the pickles eggs and crab sticks all in the same size quite easily.